The Maupin times. (Maupin, Or.) 1914-1930, October 21, 1914, Image 7

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    OULTRY
and Dairy Produce
of all kinds wanted. Writ for out
CASH OFFER
Pearson-Page Co. p8
TYPEWRITERS, ALL MAKES
Large assortment, Spe
cial Prices. REMINGTON
ind SMITH PREMIER, $15 Up.
Machines shipped on
approval and uaran
tued by Home concern.
Write for samples of
work, stating make
TYPEWRITER EXCHANGE, 351$ Wash. St'., Fortius, Oi.
NEW HOTEL HOUSTON
Dave Houston, Prop. H. B. Thorsnes, Mgr.
Thoroughly modern. 101 Rooms of comfort. Mod
erate Prices. Three minutes' walk from Union
Depot, Write for rates. 72 It Sixth St, PORTLAND. OH
RUPTURE
IS CURABLE
Br wearing: t SEELEY SPERMATIC
SHIELD TRUSS. No worrying or dan
ger of an operation. Rupture U not a tear
or breach, aa commonly auppoaed, but fa
uio su-eicmnr, or auaiion, or a natural m
opening. Thi. seeley spermatic
SHIELD appliance cloaea thia opening in
10 daya in moat caaea. If you can't come,
write for measuring blank and literature.
Sold only by (
LAUE-DAVIS DRUG CO.
Third and Yamhill, Portland, Or.
Who are Truss Experts and Exclusive
State Agenta for this appliance.
Famine.
I am the skeleton In every nation's
closet. I hide myself in the dark re
cesses behind the silent uniforms
swaying in the dark. While the guests
make merry and the householders ply
them with viands at the friendly board
I bide my time.
But when the alarms sound and the
guests go out to kill, then I start forth
in the gray shadows of early morning.
With my thin wand I touch the corn
fields and watch them wither.
And as the sun shines on battle
fields my day of triumph comes. No
longer afraid to show my hollow face,
I stalk through village and city, laying
my rattling hands on mother and wife
and babe.
My comrade, War, true to his eter
nal promise, has given me the entry
to all societies. Life.
YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU
Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red, Weak, Watery
Eyes and Granulated Eyelids; No Smarting
just. Eye Comfort. Write for Book of i,he Eye
by mail Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
Broad Humor.
"French humor is a little too broad
for us, and when it isn't too broad it
is apt to be disgusting."
The speaker was Miss Gladys lin
ger, who has adapted so many French
plays. She continued:
"A Frenchman told me a Joke the
other day. He said two rustic sweet
hearts were walking out together. Thd
girl remarked:
" 'I like you very well, Gaston, all
except those letters G, S. tattooed on
your hand.'
" 'But,' said Gaston hotly, 'don't you
know, my dear, that it's the latest
style to have your initials on your
handkerchief?'" Chicago Record
Herald. HOWARD K. BURTON - Asnayer an! rjnemlrt,
Leuuville, Colorado. Spuoiinea prices: (jold.
Silver. Laid, ft. Hold, Sliver, 75c: Gold, Mo: Ziiio
or Copper $1. Mulling envelope! a id full price list
sent on application. Control and Umpire work
Uoited. Ileference: Cur Donate National Bank.
By Way of Inducement.
A certain youngster In Washington
was one day suffering greatly by rea
son of an aching tooth. His mother
was endeavoring to calm him against
the necessary visit to the dentist.
"You'll have it out, won't you,
dearie?" the mother pleaded. "It won't
hurt much, and then the ache will all
be over."
But then the unhappy child began
to howl with pain. His brother, a year
older, was likewise distressed, and
added his pleadings to those of the
mother.
"Do have it out, dear," repeated the
mother.
"Yes, Dick, have it out," added the
brother. "It will be one less to clean.
you know." Llppincott's Magazine.
Important Precaution.
"Are you mixed up in this disturb
ance? asked the policeman.
"No," replied the law-abiding citi
zen. Tm neutral."
"Then why do you want to talk to
me?"
"I want my neutrality definitely un
derstood. I don't desire to take n
chance on what sometimes happens
to the innocent bystander. Washing
ton Star.
Point of View..
Mrs. Deere How modestly she
dresses and how sensibly!
Mrs. Sneere Yes; that woman will
do anything to attract attention!
DENTAL HEADQUARTERS
fOR OUT-OF-TOWN PEOPLE
People from all parts of
Oreffon and Washing
ton constantly visit oui
ftice for dental treat
ment. Our skill isac-
rtnowledsred, and our
nromntnesa in finish-
' I-! n(f 'or n one day
'J when required Lsappre-
iated by out-of-town
natrons,
Dr. Wise is a false-
foot h expert. There is
"ALWAYS ONE BEST"
in every calling, and
Dr. Wise lay claim to
7
stmctmi in Ore-
Yur
What we can't fuar-
antee we don't do.
LOW PRICES FOR HIGH-GRADE WORK.
Good Red Rnbt. Plates, each .. ... ... $6.W
The Best Rrd Rabix- Pistes, each) 7.50
t2-Karat Gold or Porclaia Crown (.00
WISE DENTAL CO.
RELIABLE PAINLESS DENTISTS.
Phones-Mala 202S. A 202.
Uttt Third Street. Falling Bid-., Portland. Oiagea
BLACK
Camera May Not Have Unlocked
the Trouble, But It Got All
the Blame.
By H. M. LOME.
Mr. Ben Blanchard was a small,
chubby man, baby-stare eyes and an
Infantile smile. He called himself
a community promoter. This, as must
be admitted, was a more taking title
than that of land boomer, especially
when much of the land bo boomed
was productive of little else than sand
burs, . sage-brush, cacti, Jack-rabbits,
and a fair sprinkling of rattlesnakes.
That Is by the way, however. It
you make Inquiries among his eastern
friends especially In Montague street,
Brooklyn you will gather some plo
tuesque estimates of M. Blanchard'l
business abilities. Financial persons
of Brooklyn pride themselves on being
possessed of a certain Yankee shrewd
ness which steers them clear of the
wiles of the average schemer.
Apart from that, no man Is consid
ered reliable until he has been proper-
t. , . , . . . . . . ,.
Vy lntrodut!l by an old Brooklynite,
This once done, he Is established In
their confidence.
Now, Ben Blanchard managed to
make his entry Into Montague street
under the auspices of a certain
Brooklynite of ancient and honorable
lineage. Through the introduction thus
afforded him, the community promoter
made a number of acquaintances of a
highly beneficial sort ,
Among the communities which
Blanchard had brought Into being
were a couple in western Kansas. At
various points farther west he was
in touch with other promoters to whom
he Introduced "good things" from the
East, receiving In return a percentage
of the ensuing plunder.
Once a year he was accustomed to
Issue invitations for a western trip
to the rich and "easy" people whom
he met In the East. The junket was
done In fine style. A special car with
attendants was provided, the food was
excellent, at Topeka and the stopping
places beyond, the local boards of
trade did honor to the distinguished
visitors, and so did the local news
papers to the extent of many columns.
During the very last trip en
gineered by Blanchard I acted as "his
torian" to use the Blanchardian term.
In reality, I was his press agent Thus
It was that he happened to have, a
certain experience with railroad su
perstition. The party, after visiting Denver and
Manltou, was on its way east. At Pu
eblo, one afternoon, there was a
change of engines, and, as it subse
quently turned out, the engineer had
orders to "let her lick" across the
prairie so as to show the eastern gen
try that there was nothing slow about
that particular section.
An old-time 'dobe house, not far
from the depot had excited the inter
est of some of the party, and while
awaiting their return the writer walked
up the platform, carrying a kodak of
goodly proportions. Jim Dell, the en
gineer tall, lank, and sunburnt to
the hue of an Indian was just getting
Into the cab. His fireman followed.
wiping his fingers on a clout of greasy
waste. The camera was made ready
for action.
Dell wheeled sharply as the bellows-
catch of the camera clicked. Then he
frowned at the instrument and Its
owner.
"You're sure thlnkin' of gettin' a pic
ture of this here machine?"
I said that was my plan.
"And of me and my pardner?"
I nodded.
"Well, I'm saying this, I am. The
machine can't get away from you, I
s'pose. But I'll be durned If you get
my face or Bill's inside the contrap
tion. Why? For reasons good rea-
sons! I've never had my picture took
by one of them black boxes that was
owned by a passenger but what trou
ble of several sorts followed. Ain't
that the truth, Bill?"
Bill grunted assent.
Then the pair clambered hastily into
the cab, and even as they did so the
bulb was pressed, and a good nega
tive of two greasy rear-facades was
secured.
Dell followed instructions in the
matter of speed, as a roaring, swirl
lng wake of dust and dried cactus at
tested. But the going was too good
to last.
Whether the hoodoo In the "black
box" bestirred itself, or whether BUI
got too busy with the fire shpvel, the
narrator knoweth not. The fact re
mains, however, that less than fifty
miles from the starting point the en
gine and the car came to a jagged
halt
As the camera registered a record
of the wreck, Jim and his helper
cursed eastern dudes whose hoodoos
worked mischief with western loco
motives. It was three hours before Pueblo
furnished another engine that, even
to the lay eye, looked grouchy and su
perannuated. "It's that confounded old highbind
er, No. 5," Jim was heard to mutter
as the fresh engine wheezed Into
sight over a roll of the prairie. "Hear
the durned bron-l-cal lungs of her."
Anyhow, No. 6 was coupled up, and
Jim and his helper proceeded to
throw It Into her for all that they
were worth, and a trifle more fian she
was. Thirty miles had not beef cov
ered, when the car seemed to I'irn
itself into an aeroplane for a sickly
ing second or so, came back down on
the rails with a spine jarring thud,
and then stopped with a suddenness
that threw people and things In un
studied heaps throughout its length.
Luckily the camera was unhurt,
Naturally everybody made for the
doors. .A few left by the windows
The cause of the unscheduled stop
was plain. No. 5 had snapped her
driving-rod near the middle, and It
had smashed the cab to fragments.
Bill and Jim had apparently vanished
Into thin air. The wreck was strik
ing, and even picturesque, so the
camera was made ready.
. Then we were all made conscious
of a gaunt, black and blood-covered ap
parition arising from a nearby clump
of sagebrush, swearing horribly, and
picking burs from out its cheeks and
hands. It was Jim disguised In hla
gore and the grime of the accident
He lifted up his voice and yelled.
"What did I tell you about that
black box? I tell ye all," went on Jim,
addressing the tourists collectively In
a roar, "it that there box has a berth
on the car ag'ln I don't drive no en
gine In front of It!"
"You hear him," snortlngly supple
mented Bill, who now appeared from
the other side of the engine. He had
evidently fallen face downward Into a
clump of cacti, and the spines In his
nose and lips made him speak snuf-
fllngly.
"And," added Bill, shooting a ma
levolent glance at the camera owner,
"if I had my way, there'd be a cer
tain fool party left behind on the prai
rie in company with his fool ma
chine."
It took much persuasion, argument,
cajolery and entreaty before Jim gave
consent for the camera to travel be
hind him, and when he left us at
South Hutchinson, Kan., he wore an
evident look of relief.
But that was not the whole or the
end of the hoodoo. On the way to
Kansas City one of the party let a
valuable gold watch slide out of an
open window. At St. Louis It was
discovered that a flange of the car
wheel had suddenly worn as thin as
cardboard, and that a bad accident
had been narrowly averted.
Before this, when on the home
stretch between Buffalo and New
York,' Blanchard arose and, address
ing the party, expressed his gratifica
tion at meeting'so many men of con
genial disposition and sterling worth;
and, in order to commemorate the oc
casion, he was going to do his good,
his ever dear friends a Bmall service,
etc., etc. He was going to let them
in on a little deal which he had intend
ed to keep all to himself, but which,
on second thought, he had determined
to share with those whose friendship
he had learned to, etc., etc. Every
man bit.
Six months later I met a member of
the party on Broadway.
"Say," said he, "have you still got
that camera of yours?"
"Yes, why?" '.
"Oh, nothing. But I begin to believe
in Jim and his superstitions. May
be if the camera, hadn.'! brought bad
luck on board, myself and the other id
iots wouldn't have lost large sums
to Blanchard."
Vivisection.
The growth of vivisection Is indi
cated in a White paper just issued
The total number of experiments on
living animals in 1913 in England was
88,158 or 4,559 more than in 1912. Of
these 81,809 consisted of inoculating
bv hvDodermic Injections, and some
few other proceedings performed with
out anesthetics. Only 2,939 were of
such a nature that they came under
the licensing provision of the act,
which stipulates that the animal must
be kept under an anesthetic during
the whole of the experiment, and must,
if the pain is likely to continue after
its effect has ceased, or if any serious
injury has been inflicted on the ant'
mal, be killed before it recovers from
the Influence of the anesthetic. As
many as 26,269 experiments were per
formed by 32 licenses, working at ten
Institutions, In the course of cancer
Investigations, most of them being In
oculations into mice. The total num
ber of licenses was 638. Several Ir
regularities by individuals are record
ed but In no case has the license
been rescinded.
Defeat That Wat Victory.
One hundred years ago the cele
brated American privateer "General
Armstrong," In command of Capt,
Samuel C. Reld, ran the blockade of
British warships off Sandy Hook and
put to sea on what was destined to
be her last voyage. The ship arrived
at the island of Fayal, in the Azores,
and soon afterward three British war
ships entered the bay. After a fruit
less effort to es?ve, Captain Reld
cleared his decks for action. The Brit
ish made three attacks on the "General
Armstrong" In small boats, and each
time were beaten oft with heavy loss.
Finally the British vessels closed In
and began a heavy fire. Finding fur
ther resistance against such over
whelming odds futile, Captain Reld
set a fuse to his magazine and with
his crew safely got ashore. This bat
tle was the last naval engagement
of the war of 1812. In the action the
British lost 350 in killed and wounded,
while the American loss was but two
killed and seven wounded.
Observed of All Observers.
The Friend They tell me your son
is attracting a gocd deal of attention
The Enthusiastic Father I should
say be is! Have you seen him?
There'B nothing lacking. He's got
'em all linen suit, cane, wrist watch
and white Bocks. '
It That 8o?
"Isn't It pretty tough to be at old a
you are?" we asked the centenarian.
"Should say not," was the reply,
"Why every insurance agent in towl
dodges me." Cincinnati Enquirer,
WET"
and
J.
NOT QUALIFIED AS MUSICIAN
Sambo Declined Placjo on Band Be
cause He Couldn't Even Carry
Tune on a Mouth Organ.
The conversation in the lobby of a
Washington hotel the other night
turned to charitable work, when Con
gressman William P, Borland of Mis
souri was reminded of an Incident
along that line.
Soma time ago Sambo Smith was
watching the development of a water
melon vine in his garden on the out
skirts of a southern city, when the
esteemed Washington Snow rambled
down the road and became a part of
the Immediate scenery,
Mlstah Smith," began the esteemed
Snow, trailing his way across the gar
den, "I hab come to see yo' on some
ponhtant blzness."
"Yes, sah," agreeably answered
Sambo. "What kin I do fo' yo', Mistah
Snow?"
We am gittin' up a mission band,
Mistah Smith," Impressively replied
the other, "an' we would like yo' ter
jlne."
Say, Mistah Snow," broadly smiled
Sambo, "yo' make me laugh like great
happiness! Yo' know berry well dat
t kain't eben carry a tune on a maut
organ." Philadelphia Telegraph.
Dying, Egypt, Dying.
"Cleopatra, my Egyptian deity, why
Is the local train from Rome to Cairo
like a poor baseball league?"
"Antony, my easy Mark, I confess I
know not!"
"Ah, Cleo, the local train from Rome
to Cairo is like a poor baseball league
because, Cleo, because of its many
short stops!"
Fanfare. Bus. Cleopatra reaches
for favorite asp. Harvard Lampoon,
Not Worth Mentioning,
Snooker (fiercely) Your fowls have
been over the wall and scratched my
arden.
Chanks (coolly) Well, there's noth
lng extraordinary in that. It's their
nature to scratch. Now, if your gar
den were to come over the wall and
scratch my fowls, it would be extra
ordinary, and something worth com
municating. Pearson's Weekly.
What Next?
The following, overheard on the sub
way, is offered to our readers without
prejudice:
"The women are now Importuning
President Wilson to establish a worn
an's Independence day. Great Caesar
Are they never satisfied? They al
ready have 365 such days." New
York Post.
Financial Finesse.
'Has Burroughs paid you that $5 he
owes you?"
"Yes; and say, that fellow Is a born
financier."
"What do you mean?"
"He paid the $5 in the morning and
established confidence to such a de
gree that he borrowed ten that after
noon."
WORK8 BOTH WAY8.
WIggs Courtesy helps business.
Woggs Yes, and good business
makes a man feel a heap more polite,
too. . '
How It Happened.
"How did the accident happen?"
SBked the sympathetic friend.
"Well, I'll tell you," replied the man
on crutches. "The automobile was go
ing pretty fast and all of a sudden we
struck a wet place on the asphalt and
there was a noise and the doctor said
"He'll be able to be around in about
our weeks."
No Consistency.
"I don't understand George,1
the bride.
"How so?"
said
"He told me to sweeten his coffee
with a smile, which I did. And then
he went and put in two lumps ol
sugar, anyhow."
WORK OF SKILL AND DARING
Japanese Whalemen Constantly Risk
Uvea In the Pursuit of Moit
Dangerous Quarry,
Many of the Japanese whalemen are
most expert and daring men. After a
whale has been cornered, harpooned
and Is Blowly giving out from exhaus
tion the nimble expert of the whaling
crew must prove his mettle.
The skilled Jap, after jumping upon
the animal's back and cutting two
gashes In. the head, one on each side,
through which a rope must be run,
and tied, cannot always perform his
work In one trial. Often the animal
makes a deep dive. But the little Jap
must hold fast to his quarry and dive
alBo, trusting to the fates that his own
air supply In his lungs will last as
long as that of the whale's. '
The Jap It safer from being drowned
thar from being crushed by the infu
riated animal'i tall, li the little Jap
lets go It usually means his death
o he hangs on to the diving quarry.
Frequently these whalemen lose their
lives from drowning, but the members
of their crew look upon this misfor
tune with something of a fatalistic
regard.
But the main business In hand is
the capture of the whale. As the fight
progresses and the maddened, fright
ened mammal grows weaker and.
finally, Is dying, the boat crews row
closer to the body and pray for the
ease of his departing spirit. Members
of, the crew will call out the words,
Joraku 1 Joraku! Joraku!" and on
the third day after the mammal has
been hauled ashore a service la held
and prayers offered for the animal's
future contentment of spirit.
As soon as the animal has been
towed to the shore line he is cut up,
the Japs are making huge excavations
and penetrating Inside the animal's
body as though entering a mine shaft
or gallery, and eventually making
their exit, all covered with blood, it
is a gruesome sight, but is looked
upon purely as a matter of course
among the Jap whalemen.
Dlstractlont of War,
Among the distractions of war it's
plain that there's got to be a bit of
brushing up in the knowledge of ge
ography and history on the part of
the parent If he would maintain his
high seat of. omniscience in the sight
of his Inquiring offsprlngf
"Papa, what are the Balkans?" in
quired a little chap who had been por
ing over his papers.
'High hills, my son, high hills."
'They're mountains, aren't they?"
"Why ah yes. I believe they
are," answered papa, who has a some
what vague notion of that distant ram
part.
The paper says Austria is going to
take them," pursued the persistent
Willie. "What are they going to do
with them?"
Here papa has to cast about In his
mind for a moment.
'Oh, well," he equivocates, "IgueBS
that's Just figurative language. I don't
suppose they'll really try to move
them, you know."
"But, papa, the paper says"
"Tut! tut! Never mind what It
says and say, don't you think it's
about time you were going to bed?"
Battle of Lake Champlain.
One hundred years ago the Ameri
cans defeated the British In the battle
of Lake Champlain, the last big naval
engagement of the war of 1812. In
the Bcale of military Importance to the
outcome of the war, this defeat and
capture of the British squadron
by Commodore Macdonough more
than offset the British raid on
Washington. With Macdonough'a suc
cess command of the lake passed to
the Americans, and the invasion of
New York state by Sir George Pre-
voBt's army was necessarily aban
doned. That was the most formidable
army the British brought Into the field
in the whole course of the war. Gen
eral Macomb with a mixed force of
regulars and Vermont militia had held
the British In check on land while
Commodore Macdonough was defeat
ing their fleet on the lake. Prevost
dared not continue the campaign after
bis flank was exposed to the American
fleet, and quietly returned to Canada,
The result of the battle of Lake Cham
plain as to expedite the program of
the pence negotiations at Ghent.
Knew Too Much.
"They say that it pays to be an all
around linguist," said a man who had
just put his feet on American soil
after a lively and trifle too interest
ing European experience; "but I'm not
so sure about that. When I was a
youth I acqulrjd a pretty fair smatter
ing of four languages, and when they
had me on the anxious seat in Ger
many, instead of sticking to good old
English, I foolishly began blattlng a
mixture of German, French and Ital
ian, and it took a half dozen Influen
tial Americans to keep them from do
ing things to me as a spy."
The Male of the Species.
Patience I see some farmers in
Germany use roosters for hatching
eggs and raising the chicks. They
take better care of the chicks than
hens do, even fighting hawks to pro
tect them, and running with them
mucB longer.
Patrice Perhaps the hens have the
voto over there.
Automobile Trick,
Bill What's Gill doing now?
Jill Studying forestry, I guess.
"What makes you think so?"
"Well, I saw him In his automobile,
today, and he was trying to climb a
treel"
SUCCESS-
Depends Upon Your Training
Our courses In Shorthand. Fan
manship. Business Training and
Telegraphy will equip you for a
successful business career.
FALL TERM SEPTEMBER 7.
BUSINESS COLLEGE.
Fourth Street, Near Morrison, Portland, Or.
We Guarantee Positions for All
Our Graduates.
Write Us, No Trouble to Answer.
The Successful Brood Mar.
Sloping shoulders and sloping pat
terns, associated with straight, well
set, strongly muscled legs and dense,
tough feet are extremely essential to
longevity or hard service. The back
should be comparatively straight,
strong, short, closely coupled, well
muscled and support a deep chest of
medium width, good deep ribt and
flank. The rump should carry width
to the tail, which should set fairly
high. The hind legs of the hors
should be set well under the body.
Strong hocks, well-set and sloping pat
terns are of great value. True, level
action with good Btyle Is essential In
all good horses. Breeder and Sports
man.
Putnam Fadeless Dyes do not
stain the hands.
Gone, But Not Forgotten.
William had not been In the other
world long when George wooed and
won the promise of his widow.
'Do you love me, sweetheart? ask
ed George. . '
"Yes, dear, cooed the widow.
"Better than anybody on earth?"
persisted he, after the foolish manner
of lovers.
"Yes," Bhe answered, "better than
any one on earth; but, George, don't
ask me about heaven." Judge.
Week-End In the Village.
The Tourist (spending a week-end
in the village, to the oldest Inhabitant)
Well, I don t know what you do
here. - It's certainly the most dead-and-alive
show I was ever in. The
Oldest Inhabitant Ah, 'e ought to
wait till next week, zur, an' Bee how
the place 'nil be stirred up then. The
Tourist Why, what's on next week?
The Oldest Inhabitant Plowin'. Lon
don Sketch,
Great Invention.
"I reckon," said Farmer Corntossei,
as how mebhe barbed-wire ought to
be counted as one of the most useful
inventions of the age."
'For what reason?" .
'When there's a lot o' work to be
done, .barbed-wire makes it impossible
fur a feller to sit on the fence an' look
on." Washington Star.
The Waning Honeymoon.
"Terrible scene at my house today,"
said Mr. Nuwed. "My wife says 1
don't love her any longer."
And married only two months.
How's that?" " '
"Because instead of my usual roses
I took home a nice head of cabbage."
Louisville Courier-Journal.
A Good Time To Begin.
Nod Here's a doctor who says you
can get Into the habit of not Bleeping
without physical harm.
Todd That's an Idea. When 1b ths
best time to begin?
Nod I'm going to try it while my
wife Is away for the summer. Life.
Her First Pie.
Mrs. McBride Oh, John, don't cut
your pie with a knife.
McBride Huh! You ought to be
thankful that I don't call for a can
opener. Boston Transcript.
Rheumatic Throat
Is Common Trouble
Should Be Treated in Blood
To Prevent Recurrence.
There nro atircesnful garsles. that atop
BorpneHH in the tiinjat, but to prevtmt their
lnci'HHant return, the blood mut be put in
ordi-r. The bent remedy Is 8. H. S., as It
lnflumma all the functlona of the body to
centralize tho Irritants or waste pi-odurtB
nnd to stimulate their excretion through,
the proper channels.
Kheumatlc sore throat In a dangerous
hvllentlon, oa It means that the blood l
loaded with more uric aeld thaa the kid
neya can excrete, and may thus lead to
lerloua general disturbance.
The action of H. H. H. stimulates cellular
activity. Jt prevents the accumulation of
Irritants In iocnl spotx. It enablea the
arteries to supply quickly the new rud
blond to replace worn-out tissue.
Tor this reason uric aeld that finds the
throat an easy prey to Its breaklnif-down
Influence, Is acaltcred and eliminated, la
other words, K. H. H. prevents chronic con
ditions by enahllnic all the mucous llnlurs
of the body to secrete healthy mucus. Its
Influence Is shown In a marked Improve
ment of the bronchial tubes, whereby the
husklncHS of voice with thick, Kraylsa ex
pectations Is overcome, 8. H. k, well
diluted with water, means a blood bath,
since It is welcome to any stomach, and at
once gets Into the blood.
H. H. S. Is free of all mineral! and eon
tains Ingredients wofldurfully conducive to
well-balanced health.
You can get it at any drttK store, but to
not accept anything else. There la danger
In substitutes. H. S. H. Is prepared only by
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Atlanta, tla. Our pedicel Dept. will give
you free Instruction, bv mall on any subject
of bioud dlsurdcra. Write tuday.
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