The Maupin times. (Maupin, Or.) 1914-1930, September 30, 1914, Image 7

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    POULTRY
and Dairy Produce
of all lttndi win tad. Writ for our
CASH OFFER
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SECOND-HAND MACHINERY
Bought sold and exchanged; engines, boiler,
f awmfllB, etc. Send for Stock List and Prices.
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Larpe assortment, Spe
cial Prices. REMINGTON
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Machines shipped on
approval and guaran
teed by Rome concern.
'Writ for samples of
work, stating make
preferred.
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no mora neceMarv
than Smallpox, Army
experience nu demonstrated
the almost miraculous effi
cacy, and hsrmlesiness. of Antityphoid Vaccination.
BeracclngteiNOW by your physician, you and
irour family. It Is more Yital than house insurance.
Ask your physician, druggist, or send for "Have
you had Typhoid?" telling of Typhoid Vaccine,
results from use, and danger from Typhoid Carriers.
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I Write Us, No Trouble to Answer.
I -
Tobacco Habit
Easily Conquered
A New Yorker of wide experience, has written
a book telling" how the tobacco or snuff habit may
be easily and completely banished in three days
with delightful beneit. The author, Edward J.
Woods, 169 D, Station E, New York City, will
mail hie book free on request.
The health improves wonderfully after the
nicotine poiHon is out of the system. Calmness,
tranquil sleep, clear eyes, normal appetite, (rood
digestion, manly vigor, strong memory and a
general gain in efficiency are among the many
Lenefits reported. Get rid of that nervous feeling:
no more need of pipe, cijrar, cigarette, snuff, or
chewing- tobacco to pacify morbid desire.
In Disguise.
Native Yes, I says the squire be
praised. Ha gave ua that booliful free
library.
Tourist I'm glad you appreciate it;
but you don't look like a reading man,
either.
Native No, Bir; I don't use the li
brary, but my old woman gets the Job
o' cleaning it out! London Opinion.
The United States lumber industry
has an minimi output valued at more
than $1,250,000,000. ,
French millinery trade does an an
nual business exceeding $70,000,000
with foreign countries.
The national dignity of Mexico is
vindicated. Carbajal fled In the dark
and landed on the front page.
FARMER'S WIFE
TOO ILLTO WORK
A Weak, Nervous Sufferer
Restored to Health by Ly
dia E Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound.
Kasota, Minn. "I am glad to lay
that Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound bas done
more for me than
anything else, and I
had the best physi
cian here. I was so
weak and nervous
that I could not do
my work and suf
fered with pains low
down in my right
aide for a year or
more. I took Lydia
. Pinkham's Vege
table Compound, and now I feel like a
different person. I believe there is
nothing like Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege
table Compound for weak women and
young girls, and I would be glad if I
could influence anyone to try the medi
cine, for I know it will do all and much
more than it is claimed to do. Mrs.
Clara Franks, R. F. D. No. 1, Maple-
crest Farm, Kasota, Minn.
Women who suffer from those dis
treising ills peculiar to their sex should
be convinced of the ability of Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound to re
store their health by the many genuine
and truthful testimonials we are con
tantly publishing in the newspapers.
If you liave tlie sllrrlitt doubt
that Lydia 10. IMnkhiun's Yeiretiv
Me Compound will help you.wrltfl
toLyliii:.PInkhuniMellcinoCo.
(con fldentiol) I.viiru Maxs- f o al
Ice. Your letter w ill b opened,
read and answered by a woman.
suu ueiu in strict commence.
P. N. U.
NO. 18, 1814
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ANG
The New Fable of the Galumptlous
Girl Who Tried to Start Some
thing and Did.
Once there was a kittenish Senorlta
condemned to dwell in a Piccolo Town
out on a Spur Division of the Dinkus
vllle Short Line.
It was one ofjhtse fiot-iiead-but-sleeplng
Settlements" '-with a Sheet
Iron Cornice on every Store Building
and the Hack in which Gen. Sherman
once rode still meeting the Trains.
All the other Residents were sitting
back on their Surplus trying to hatch
out 7 per cent. Anyone suggesting a
Public Improvement -was led Into
Court House Square and publicly Be
headed. A Girl with real Jamaica Ginger
coursing through her Arteries did not
have a Look-in so long as she was
hung up at this Whistling Post, where
every Meeting ot the Research Club
was a Poultry Exhibit and the local
Astor played a Brown Derby in con-
Junction with the extreme Soup' and
Fish.
So the Senorlta, by name Madeleine,
used to burst into Tears every time
she saw a train pulling away from
the Depot, for she certainly had laid
the Soubrette's Curse on Home Sweet
Home.
She had read those large explosive
articles in the Family Department of
the Sunday Paper telling how the
Smart Set hang by their Toes from
Chandeliers and jump Into Public
Fountains and she panted for the wild
free life of the Idle Rich.
Now It happened that Madeleine
had a married Female Cousin living
at the corner of Easy Street and Epi-
She Wanted Show the Boobi Just
How These Recherche Functions Are
Stage-Managed.
curean Avenue up in the Big Town
where People hate the sight of a
Brass Bedstead.
Cousin invited Madeleine to come
and see her, out of mere Politeness,
for she had the Country Lass sized up
as a Myrtle Killjoy, whose Limit prob
ably would be a Burton Holmes Lec
ture or a rollicking Afternoon at the
Tea Shop.
Madeleine saw that she was down
In Class B and would have to make an
immediate Demonstration ot Form to
avoid being permanently Benched or
sent back to the BuBh League.
Consequently, as soon as she found
herself in the Main Drawing Room
among the Ruperts and Rosalinds,
she began to break Furniture and do
Head-Spins on the Bokharas. There
upon she was elected a full Sister of
the gladsome Bunch known as the
Young Married Set, compared with
whom, Mr. Burman, doing a mile in
26 Seconds on the Beach at Ormond,
is a second-rate Snail.
She sent Home for all of her Things
and more Coin and applied for an ad
vanced Degree In the Grand Lodge of
the Knights and Ladles of Insomnia.
In one month she bad entirely re
modeled her Figure and landscaped
her Hair Into a new Design and care
fully picked each broad Western "R"
out of her Vocabulary and she could
walk right up to a French Bill of
Fare without the quiver of an Eye
Lash. Also she could hand out that
Dear Boy line of Polite Guff to all of
those rugged and self-made Bucks
who get back to Earth every Day at
5 p. m. and begin calling feebly for
Barbers and Masseurs and Manicures
and Nerve Specialists and Barkecps.
She learned that Rough House lost
all Social Stigma it pulled off at 2
a. m. In a Private Resort with a
Striped Awning In front and a Car
pet leading down to the Landing
Stage.
Her folks kept writing her to come
back Home, because the Ladles of the
Guild were about to have a Bazaar,
but the stalled as long as she could
and when she. finally packed up the
Wardrobe Trunks and the eight kinds
ot Massage Cream, she extracted a
promise from Cousin and several
other Desperate Characters that they
Would come out Into the Wilderness
and give the Rummies a Touch of
High Life.
It was the first time Madeleine
had spread her Wings and hit the
rarefied Strata. For a Beginner she
was there with the Spread. She made
the American Eagle look like an Eng
lish Sparrow.
As soon as she arrived back in
Sleepy Hollow she began to turn the
Old Family Residence upside down
and get It stocked up, just like a Club,
for the Hot Babies from the Metrop
olis.
The Real Things arrived on a Spe
cial Car with their Hats down over
their Ears and were more or less ob
scured by Dogs and English Help and
Cigarette Smoke. As they rode up
Main Street there was a Pale Face at
every Window. Just as the Parade
passed the High School, the tall
Smoke-Stack over at the Hominy
Mills fell with a Loud Crash.
That Afternooon there was a smell
of Moth Balls in many a Refined
Home, for all who had learned to take
Soup from the side of the Spoon were
under Royal Command to come up
and get a private Pee at the import
ed Gentry.
It was to be a Dinner followed by a
Small Dance. If it had been a full-
sized Affair, no doubt Father would
now be working by the Day.
Instead of the customary S Carna
tions and 1 Maiden-Hair Fern gracing
the center of the Board, the terrified
Guests saw a Wagon-Load of tropical
Bloom which pleased them very Much
as soon as each had secreted a new
kind of Cocktail, served in a Goblet,
with a Stick of Dynamite substituted
for the Olive.
The Orchestra did a lot of those
"Oh! Oh" Rags while Btrange Foods
kept descending to the Table and a
Special Corps of Walters tried to give
an Imitation of the Johnstown Flood
Conversation became epidemic and
many Local Characters who had re
mained In Obscurity for Years came
out of their Pods and began to hop
about and sing in the Sunlight.
Members of the Married Women's
Safety League were hanging out Signs
of Distress and trying to give Warn
ing Signals but Madeleine would not
permit them to crab her Little Party
She wanted to show the Boobs Just
how these Recherche Functions are
stage-managed in Upper Circles,
Accordingly they all felt their Way
to the Front Room, where they Found
awaiting them a Bowl of Artillery
Punch about the Blze of Lake Erie,
and no more Harm In a full Bumper
than there is in a Rattle-Snake.
Madeleine headed off a Two-Step
and told Friends and Neighbors to Bit
back close to the Wall with a Piece
of Ice in each Hand and get Wise to
the latest 1914 Stuff.
Then She and her Friends pinned
up their Garments and put Resin on
their Hands and cut loose. They did
the Argentine Tango and the Maxlxe
and the Twinkle and the Ta-Tao and
the One Step and the Castle Walk and
the Hesitation and the Rye Waltz,
etc, etc.
The Fire Department began carry
ing out Bodies at 12:30 a. m. Some
of the Survivors were hurrying Home
through the Alleya, wondering if they
could fix up Alibis. At Daybreak
many Prominent Citizens were found
Miles from their Homes wandering
aimlessly In Roadways and shouting
'Take it away!"
Next afternoon the Male Parent of
Madeleine crawled out from under
the Wreckage and said to his Only
Daughter: "You are too Progressive
for us Farmers. Take your Trained
Troupe of Society Acrobats' and get
out of Town. The White Caps are
now gathering In the Outskirts.1
Madeleine simply retorted that the
Dances were being done in the most
Exclusive Homes.
An Exclusive Home Is one from
which the Police are Excluded.
Of course she never dared to return
to her Birthplace after this Scandal
ous Performance.
She had to remain in the Cruel City
as the free and unrestricted wife of
a Cotillon Leader with an Income of
$22.00 a Minute.
MORAL: The Pioneer must ever
brave Hardships.
When Land Was Cheap.
Before the railroads had penetrated
South Florida, land was very cheap,
and passed from one to another for
a mere Bong, as the saying Is. At
one time au old Florida cracker went
before a notary to make an affidavit
and after the paper had been prepared
asked what the fee was.
"Oh, about a quarter," replied the
notary indifferently.
My gracious! ain't thut purty
steep!' asked the cracker.
"No; that's the least charge. Usu
ally we get a halt."
The cracker went away, and the
next day returned with a deed to
quarter section. He handed It to
the notary who read it over care
fully.
"I meant twenty Are cents," said
he, raising the deed back to the
cracker. Judge.
SPICED HAM TO SERVE COLD
Especially Good for Luncheons, Teas,
or Suppers During the Hot
Months of Summer.
A recipe used in a southern family
Tor many years is as follows: Select
k ham weighing from 7 to 9 pounds,
tnd soak In cold water from 12 to 24
hours. The butcher will probably be
the best Judge as to the length of time,
because some hams are made much
laltier in the curing than others. He
will know by experience in buying
rom different curers. When ready to
took scrape the outside, scrub with a
lean brush and rinse. There must be
tothlng left upon the meat, the odor
tf which must be absorbed in cooking.
Put Into a ham boiler or large ket
tle, cover with cold-water and place
sver the fire.
When it begins to boil add 12 cloves,
one bay leaf, 12 pepper corns, two
blades of mace, one carrot, one tur
nip and one quart of cider. Take off
the scum as it arises, and when the
pot bolls push it back where it will
only simmer. Otherwise the ham will
be hard Instead of being -Juicy and
tender. About 25 minutes to the pound
should be allowed. When cooked let
the ham remain in the water until
lukewarm, and in the meantime pre
pare a mixture of one cup of rolled
bread crumbs, a teasooonful of dry
mustard, two teaspoonfuls of brown
sugar, one beaten egg, and enough
cider to make a paste. Remove the
skin from the ham and spread with
the mixture. Dot with cloves and
bake in the oven until a rich brown.
This is delicious cold for luncheons,
teas or suppers.
It served hot a sauce accompanies
It, made as follows:
Put in a small saucepan a level tea-
spoonful each of flour and butter.
When it is melted add a cupful of the
stock the ham was boiled In. Cook
this for 10 minutes; then pour In
cupful of cider. Stir well, bring to a
boll, strain, and serve.
WHEN FRUIT IS PLENTIFUL
Two Delicious Concoctions, One for
Breakfast and One for After
Dinner Dessert.
Take three eggs, two tablespoonfuls
of cream, two ounces of sugar, one
ounce of butter and six peaches. Beat
up the white of one and the yolks of
three eggs with half of the sugar and
the cream. Whisk up the other two
egg whites and beat lightly into the
mixture.
Then melt the butter in a small fry
ing pan and let it get very hot. Pour
In the beaten eggs and stir until all is
cooked, taking care that the mixture
does not become lumpy. Peel and
chop the peaches and dust with the
BUgar. Put them in the middle of the
omelette and fold over the sides.
For fruit bouillon take one quart of
any small ripe fruit, which should be
put In a stewpan with about four cup-
fuls of cold water. Allow it to aim
mer till soft and then rub the fruit
through a wire sieve and return the
Juice to the stewpan, and when boll
Ing hot thicken with a tablespoonful
of corn flour. After taking it from
the fire add a glass of sherry and
leave it to chill. Serve In bouillon
cups with a spoonful of crushed ice
and whipped cream.
Sheep Tongues With Cabbage Lettuce,
The tongues are first of ail to be
braised. Take a dozen and a half
good cabbage lettuce, wash them very
clean and blanch them; when they are
cold and you have squeezed all the
water out of them, open them In two,
take off the stalks, powder a little Bait
and pepper over the lettuce, shut them
and give them a good form; place
them In stewpan and surround with
layers of bacon; moisten with a little
braise of anything to give them a good
taste; otherwise take the pot-top with
a little froth and salt; when the let
tuce are quite done drain them and
squeeze them in a cloth to extract the
grease; dish them in rosettes, first a
tongue, then a lettuce, and so on suc
cessively; put a large tongue tn the
center to Improve the look ot the ro-
tette.
Your Money's Worth.
If you want to get your money'
worth when using the oven of th
gas range, plan a combination of ar
ticles to cook at one time. When you
wish to roast a small piece of meat
(four or five pounds), you have room
for at least two other dishes and
shelf space for baking potatoes aroun
the small roasting pan. Dried fruit
already soaked la delicious baked
The combination when baking might
be roast meat, potatoes, bread, dried
prunes or apricots, or baked apple o
brown betty.
To Remove Ink Spots.
To remove Ink spots on clothing,
If table salt Is applied Immediately,
before putting on anything else, every
particle of the Ink will be absorbed,
If the salt falls the first time, shak
off and apply fresh salt until the in
la wholly gone from the material
Egg 6t. Germain.
E'.rnln a handful of cooked French
peas through a sieve mixed well with
a tablespoonful of thick hollandalse
and ornament two poached egga on
toast cut in rounds (one egg on one
round) with this sauce. Serve on In
dividual plates. This makes two por
tions.
To Prevent Tea Stains.
To prevent tea from staining
cloth If spilled, an excellent way is to
. put a lump of sugar la the teapot when
J making the tea.
5
Hammerless
The Model 1912 Winchester is the lightest, strongest
and handsomest repeating
Although light in weight, it
its metal parts throughout
is a two-part Take-down, without loose parts, ia simple to
operate and the action works with an ease and smoothness
unknown in guns of other makes. See one at your dealer's or
Smd to Winchtitn Rtptatlnt Arm Co., New Harm, Com,, tor circular.
THE LIGHT WEIGHT, NICKEL STEEL REPEATER.
The Dumdum Bullets.
As waB expected the charge that
dumdum bullets are being used in the
war has appeared. There has not
been a war since the dumdum was
frowned upon at the second Hague
conference because It shatters bones
und tears great holes in the flesh.
This time it is the French who claim
that German soldiers are using it.
The dumdum is so called because it
was first made by the British at Dum
dum, India, the scene of the first out
break in the mutiny of 1857. The Brit
ish soldiers found that the small size
bullet they were using would not stop
their fanatical enemies. In civilized
warfare it was customary for a man
shot through the body to think he had
enough fighting for awhile, but the
Sepoys were different, so the British
soldiers made a bullet that would flat
ten out when it struck a bone, making
a terrible wound.
There has since been a dispute as to
whether the dumdum should be out
lawed. On tne one hand it Is argued
that its use greatly increases the per
centage of killed, and on the other
that it should not be outlawed while
artillery is permitted to throw Bhells
that tear dozens of men limb from
limb. Most of the powers now fight
ing have agreed that it should not be
used. Savannah News.
Putnam Fadeless Dyes make
no muss.
Good Time to Bite.
A farmer met a man at a railroad
depot who asked him for a chew of
tobacco. The farmer pulled out a plug
and Bald:
"Have you got a knife?"
"No," replied the man. "Have you
any particular place where you want
me to bite It?"
"Nope," said the farmer.
The man jumped aboard the moving
train and yelled back:
"All right, then, I'll bite it in the
next town." National Monthly.
K Cures While Vou Walk.
Allen's Fnnt-ttAKA la I M,i.l.
sweating, callus, anil swollen, Holitng loot. Sold
.j.uvi(j a rni'ux!. uon'l accent any
iihstltute. 'J rial packa FUEE. Address
Allen S, Olmsted, he Hoy, 8. Y.
Needed Support.
When a certain darky of Mobile,
Ala., announced his engagement to
the dusky one of his choice the con
gratulations that were showered upon
him Included a note of wonder.
'Joe," Bald one of these friends, "I
shore is surprised! We-all never
thought you'd speak up. It's going
on two years since you began to fool
around Miss Violet.
"Dat's true," Bald Joe, "but de fact
ia, old man, I didn't lose my Job until
last night." Judge.
TOUR OWN DRlinOIST Will TEll YOU
Try Uuriue Kyttlteuiedy fur Uod, Wens, Watery
Eyes and Grutiulated Eyellda; No Smarting
lustKye Cumlort. Write fur Book uf th-Eye
by mall Free. HuriDe Kye Keinedy Co., Uuica-'o.
No Peace Without Disarmament.
If there is any benefit to civilization
to be extricated from wholesale
slaughter and destruction, it is by
checking for a long term of years the
mad competition in armaments. There
is no reason for the deliberate and
voluntary suicide of western civiliza
tion by the devotion of productive
power to armaments and wholesale
murder. Wall Street Journal.
ARE YOU CONSTIPATED?
Wrl-rht's Indian Verrctable Pills have
proved their worlh for 7G rears. Test them
yourself now. Send for sample to iTi Fearl
St,, Kttw York. Adv.
Ths Why of the Tip.
The renson why the tipping system
will never be abolished is that the at
titude of the average patron of the
restaurant toward the - hlgh-tnlghtv
waiter Is that of Alice, who wept with
delight when Hen Holt gave her a
smile and trembled with fear at his
frown. Louisville Courier-Journal.
Worms epelll promptly from the human
system wltu ut. l'eoi a vermlluge
Shot." Adv.
"Dead
Very Brief Lesson.
Farmer (to country boarders)
Sorry that you young folks got stung.
How'd it happen?
Spokesman Well, you see, we were
standing beside the beehive wondering
how the bees made honey. I guess
tliey muBt have overheard us, for they
came out and gave us a few points.
Huston Transcript.
Doubt Removed.
Teacher What's the mntter?
Maggie Hits mulberries got
less, teacher?
any
Teacher No, of course not.
Maggie Then 1 swallowed a cater
pillar. Indianapolis Journal.
A Practical Reason.
Hamlet Why Is It, Simon, that they
always have bloodhounds in an "Un
cle Tom's Cabin" show?
Simon Legree To find the manager
on salary days, my boy. Puck.
Tse Roman lye Balaam for sraMlnir aen
ati'in in eve. and iurjaiuaiattuu of tie. or
eyelids. Adr.
It a man who steals a child Is a
kidnapper, why Isn't one who steals
your pet cat a catnlpper?
Ths United Stnteg in 1913 produced
Dors than 11,000,000 aand lime brick.
12. 16 AND 20 GAUGE VI
Repeating Shotguns
shotgun on the market.
has great strength, because
are made of nickel steel. It
W. L. DOUGLAS
MEN'S I WOMEN'S
SHOES
$2.50, $3, $3.50
$3.75, $4, $4.50
and $5.00
BOYS' 8H0ES
$2.25, $2-50
$3.00 1 $3.50
,r a an si -
T V 4.Wths
YOU CAN SAVE MONEY BY
WEARING W, L. DOWLAS SHOES.
For 31 years W. L. Doutrlaa hue guaranteed th
value by hnvinir his name and the retail price.
iiarapnu on mo ioie oeiore tne snoot leave tne rao
tory, Thie protects the wearer a train., t hih price
iur imtsriur Huoesj ui utuar iiiimm, vt . t,. uougll
does sr alwuvs worth what vou imy for them.
It
vou Mould sea how oarefnllv W. L. t)onirins ilinn
tusilfl.Amlthe hlKh Kraile lest tiers ubihI, you wonUtlhsn
uiuterstaml wtiy thsy look better, fit better, hold thelf
lliaiie an.l wear lotiuer than oilier mattes for lh pries.
If ths W. I DoitulsR shoes are not for sale In your
Ylelnlty, order direct from factory. Shoes sent eyery
where, roitaw free In the U. S. Write ltr lllu.
triued Cautilos showltiK how to order hy mail.
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DENTAL HEADQUARTERS
fOR OUT-OF-TOWN PEOPLE
Tt0.eKor and Wprhin-
VlsfJ At Ku,n constantly v.a.t our
JJflYt ,ll1ie for dfmtnl treat
ffi t IknowMirt, and our
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Atw-r? !?W'iw $& vntnrwiumaisappre
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'i rvi-ry raiiinw, mmw
r. Wine Iny claim to
.-- this distinction in Or-
nn. II tears cipeneK.
What wo enn't suar
an lee we don't do.
LOW Fit ICRS r(tll HU.H-CRADE WORK.
Good Red Rubber Plafes, each f5.M
Ihr H.-rit Red Rubber Platee. each 7.f0
22-Kara I Gold or I'orcetain Crown 6.M
WISE DENTAL CO.
RELIABLE PA1NLK8S DENTISTS.
Phones-Main 2029. A 2029.
122'l Third Street, Failing Hldt., Portland, Oregsta
8. E. Cor. Third and Washing-ton.
The Lesser Evil.
The little boy was evidently a firm
believer In the old adage, "Of two evils
choose (he least." Turning a corner
at full speed he collided with the min
ister. "Where are you running to, by little
mnn?" naked 1 lie minister, when he
had regained his breath.
"Home!" punted the boy. "Ma's go
ing to spank nie."
"What!" giiHped the astonished min
ister. "Are you eager to have your
mother npank you that you run homa
so fust?"
"No," Bhouted the boy over his
shoulder as he resumed his homeward
flight, "but if I don't get thore before
pa he'll do It!" Minneapolis Journal.
Wild Pitch.
"I thought you had thrown Arthur
over."
"I did, but you know how a girl
throws." Philadelphia Public Ledger.
A motormnn was arrested for run
ning over a hose. Being a fire hose,
the M. M. fulled to notice it.
Quick Relief When
Utterly Worn Out
Getting the Blood In Order
Is Required By Most
People.
Tf you think yon hire gone to smash and
f!t only for lite discard, try K. H. H. fur th
blood. It will surprise you to know what
ran be done for ficaiiu once tlie blood I
releasi d if the eircKS of body wasto ttuft
k''cp It from rxcrdsUiif ill lull measure of
bodily repair.
If yen feel played out, Hi to any dnig
store ami s!t t ,r Initio of f. H. H6 IWrm
Is a remedy that sets at work In a twink
ling; It Just naturally ru::cs rltht Into
your blood, scatters g-rn rlht aud loft,
up slid down anil sldi-ways.
Vou feel better at onre, not from a itltre
ulaut, not from tint actl,,n ot tlrut, but
from Hie rational effect of a natural medi
cine. The Infrredlentf Is R. S. P.. ferve tlie
setiye purioe of so tliunlallnx tin cellular
llssiiet of the body that they pi, k out frota
the bloml their own essentia! nutriment and)
thus repair work heeine at onee. Tit reiki"
U (fern ral all over the system.
Iio Lot neglect to F't a buttte) ef 8. ft. R.
today. It will make yon feel better In Just
a few mluutea. It ts prepared only In tt
laborat-rr oi TV Kwlft riper e Co., f:i(
Kwlft III. In.. Atlanta. I la. Fend for their
free bonk telllne of ttie rrn strsDsr coti
dltlnns that al't I'.e I umaa faulty b
reaaoa of Impoverished blood.
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