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Get rid of that nervous feeling: no more need of pipe, cijrar, cigarette, snuff, or chewing- tobacco to pacify morbid desire. In Disguise. Native Yes, I says the squire be praised. Ha gave ua that booliful free library. Tourist I'm glad you appreciate it; but you don't look like a reading man, either. Native No, Bir; I don't use the li brary, but my old woman gets the Job o' cleaning it out! London Opinion. The United States lumber industry has an minimi output valued at more than $1,250,000,000. , French millinery trade does an an nual business exceeding $70,000,000 with foreign countries. The national dignity of Mexico is vindicated. Carbajal fled In the dark and landed on the front page. FARMER'S WIFE TOO ILLTO WORK A Weak, Nervous Sufferer Restored to Health by Ly dia E Pinkham's Veg etable Compound. Kasota, Minn. "I am glad to lay that Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound bas done more for me than anything else, and I had the best physi cian here. I was so weak and nervous that I could not do my work and suf fered with pains low down in my right aide for a year or more. I took Lydia . Pinkham's Vege table Compound, and now I feel like a different person. I believe there is nothing like Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege table Compound for weak women and young girls, and I would be glad if I could influence anyone to try the medi cine, for I know it will do all and much more than it is claimed to do. Mrs. Clara Franks, R. F. D. No. 1, Maple- crest Farm, Kasota, Minn. Women who suffer from those dis treising ills peculiar to their sex should be convinced of the ability of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound to re store their health by the many genuine and truthful testimonials we are con tantly publishing in the newspapers. If you liave tlie sllrrlitt doubt that Lydia 10. IMnkhiun's Yeiretiv Me Compound will help you.wrltfl toLyliii:.PInkhuniMellcinoCo. (con fldentiol) I.viiru Maxs- f o al Ice. Your letter w ill b opened, read and answered by a woman. suu ueiu in strict commence. P. N. U. NO. 18, 1814 EN wriUu to fttlTivtiasw. fttosaa : ttoa this paper. " 1 fab: ANG The New Fable of the Galumptlous Girl Who Tried to Start Some thing and Did. Once there was a kittenish Senorlta condemned to dwell in a Piccolo Town out on a Spur Division of the Dinkus vllle Short Line. It was one ofjhtse fiot-iiead-but-sleeplng Settlements" '-with a Sheet Iron Cornice on every Store Building and the Hack in which Gen. Sherman once rode still meeting the Trains. All the other Residents were sitting back on their Surplus trying to hatch out 7 per cent. Anyone suggesting a Public Improvement -was led Into Court House Square and publicly Be headed. A Girl with real Jamaica Ginger coursing through her Arteries did not have a Look-in so long as she was hung up at this Whistling Post, where every Meeting ot the Research Club was a Poultry Exhibit and the local Astor played a Brown Derby in con- Junction with the extreme Soup' and Fish. So the Senorlta, by name Madeleine, used to burst into Tears every time she saw a train pulling away from the Depot, for she certainly had laid the Soubrette's Curse on Home Sweet Home. She had read those large explosive articles in the Family Department of the Sunday Paper telling how the Smart Set hang by their Toes from Chandeliers and jump Into Public Fountains and she panted for the wild free life of the Idle Rich. Now It happened that Madeleine had a married Female Cousin living at the corner of Easy Street and Epi- She Wanted Show the Boobi Just How These Recherche Functions Are Stage-Managed. curean Avenue up in the Big Town where People hate the sight of a Brass Bedstead. Cousin invited Madeleine to come and see her, out of mere Politeness, for she had the Country Lass sized up as a Myrtle Killjoy, whose Limit prob ably would be a Burton Holmes Lec ture or a rollicking Afternoon at the Tea Shop. Madeleine saw that she was down In Class B and would have to make an immediate Demonstration ot Form to avoid being permanently Benched or sent back to the BuBh League. Consequently, as soon as she found herself in the Main Drawing Room among the Ruperts and Rosalinds, she began to break Furniture and do Head-Spins on the Bokharas. There upon she was elected a full Sister of the gladsome Bunch known as the Young Married Set, compared with whom, Mr. Burman, doing a mile in 26 Seconds on the Beach at Ormond, is a second-rate Snail. She sent Home for all of her Things and more Coin and applied for an ad vanced Degree In the Grand Lodge of the Knights and Ladles of Insomnia. In one month she bad entirely re modeled her Figure and landscaped her Hair Into a new Design and care fully picked each broad Western "R" out of her Vocabulary and she could walk right up to a French Bill of Fare without the quiver of an Eye Lash. Also she could hand out that Dear Boy line of Polite Guff to all of those rugged and self-made Bucks who get back to Earth every Day at 5 p. m. and begin calling feebly for Barbers and Masseurs and Manicures and Nerve Specialists and Barkecps. She learned that Rough House lost all Social Stigma it pulled off at 2 a. m. In a Private Resort with a Striped Awning In front and a Car pet leading down to the Landing Stage. Her folks kept writing her to come back Home, because the Ladles of the Guild were about to have a Bazaar, but the stalled as long as she could and when she. finally packed up the Wardrobe Trunks and the eight kinds ot Massage Cream, she extracted a promise from Cousin and several other Desperate Characters that they Would come out Into the Wilderness and give the Rummies a Touch of High Life. It was the first time Madeleine had spread her Wings and hit the rarefied Strata. For a Beginner she was there with the Spread. She made the American Eagle look like an Eng lish Sparrow. As soon as she arrived back in Sleepy Hollow she began to turn the Old Family Residence upside down and get It stocked up, just like a Club, for the Hot Babies from the Metrop olis. The Real Things arrived on a Spe cial Car with their Hats down over their Ears and were more or less ob scured by Dogs and English Help and Cigarette Smoke. As they rode up Main Street there was a Pale Face at every Window. Just as the Parade passed the High School, the tall Smoke-Stack over at the Hominy Mills fell with a Loud Crash. That Afternooon there was a smell of Moth Balls in many a Refined Home, for all who had learned to take Soup from the side of the Spoon were under Royal Command to come up and get a private Pee at the import ed Gentry. It was to be a Dinner followed by a Small Dance. If it had been a full- sized Affair, no doubt Father would now be working by the Day. Instead of the customary S Carna tions and 1 Maiden-Hair Fern gracing the center of the Board, the terrified Guests saw a Wagon-Load of tropical Bloom which pleased them very Much as soon as each had secreted a new kind of Cocktail, served in a Goblet, with a Stick of Dynamite substituted for the Olive. The Orchestra did a lot of those "Oh! Oh" Rags while Btrange Foods kept descending to the Table and a Special Corps of Walters tried to give an Imitation of the Johnstown Flood Conversation became epidemic and many Local Characters who had re mained In Obscurity for Years came out of their Pods and began to hop about and sing in the Sunlight. Members of the Married Women's Safety League were hanging out Signs of Distress and trying to give Warn ing Signals but Madeleine would not permit them to crab her Little Party She wanted to show the Boobs Just how these Recherche Functions are stage-managed in Upper Circles, Accordingly they all felt their Way to the Front Room, where they Found awaiting them a Bowl of Artillery Punch about the Blze of Lake Erie, and no more Harm In a full Bumper than there is in a Rattle-Snake. Madeleine headed off a Two-Step and told Friends and Neighbors to Bit back close to the Wall with a Piece of Ice in each Hand and get Wise to the latest 1914 Stuff. Then She and her Friends pinned up their Garments and put Resin on their Hands and cut loose. They did the Argentine Tango and the Maxlxe and the Twinkle and the Ta-Tao and the One Step and the Castle Walk and the Hesitation and the Rye Waltz, etc, etc. The Fire Department began carry ing out Bodies at 12:30 a. m. Some of the Survivors were hurrying Home through the Alleya, wondering if they could fix up Alibis. At Daybreak many Prominent Citizens were found Miles from their Homes wandering aimlessly In Roadways and shouting 'Take it away!" Next afternoon the Male Parent of Madeleine crawled out from under the Wreckage and said to his Only Daughter: "You are too Progressive for us Farmers. Take your Trained Troupe of Society Acrobats' and get out of Town. The White Caps are now gathering In the Outskirts.1 Madeleine simply retorted that the Dances were being done in the most Exclusive Homes. An Exclusive Home Is one from which the Police are Excluded. Of course she never dared to return to her Birthplace after this Scandal ous Performance. She had to remain in the Cruel City as the free and unrestricted wife of a Cotillon Leader with an Income of $22.00 a Minute. MORAL: The Pioneer must ever brave Hardships. When Land Was Cheap. Before the railroads had penetrated South Florida, land was very cheap, and passed from one to another for a mere Bong, as the saying Is. At one time au old Florida cracker went before a notary to make an affidavit and after the paper had been prepared asked what the fee was. "Oh, about a quarter," replied the notary indifferently. My gracious! ain't thut purty steep!' asked the cracker. "No; that's the least charge. Usu ally we get a halt." The cracker went away, and the next day returned with a deed to quarter section. He handed It to the notary who read it over care fully. "I meant twenty Are cents," said he, raising the deed back to the cracker. Judge. SPICED HAM TO SERVE COLD Especially Good for Luncheons, Teas, or Suppers During the Hot Months of Summer. A recipe used in a southern family Tor many years is as follows: Select k ham weighing from 7 to 9 pounds, tnd soak In cold water from 12 to 24 hours. The butcher will probably be the best Judge as to the length of time, because some hams are made much laltier in the curing than others. He will know by experience in buying rom different curers. When ready to took scrape the outside, scrub with a lean brush and rinse. There must be tothlng left upon the meat, the odor tf which must be absorbed in cooking. Put Into a ham boiler or large ket tle, cover with cold-water and place sver the fire. When it begins to boil add 12 cloves, one bay leaf, 12 pepper corns, two blades of mace, one carrot, one tur nip and one quart of cider. Take off the scum as it arises, and when the pot bolls push it back where it will only simmer. Otherwise the ham will be hard Instead of being -Juicy and tender. About 25 minutes to the pound should be allowed. When cooked let the ham remain in the water until lukewarm, and in the meantime pre pare a mixture of one cup of rolled bread crumbs, a teasooonful of dry mustard, two teaspoonfuls of brown sugar, one beaten egg, and enough cider to make a paste. Remove the skin from the ham and spread with the mixture. Dot with cloves and bake in the oven until a rich brown. This is delicious cold for luncheons, teas or suppers. It served hot a sauce accompanies It, made as follows: Put in a small saucepan a level tea- spoonful each of flour and butter. When it is melted add a cupful of the stock the ham was boiled In. Cook this for 10 minutes; then pour In cupful of cider. Stir well, bring to a boll, strain, and serve. WHEN FRUIT IS PLENTIFUL Two Delicious Concoctions, One for Breakfast and One for After Dinner Dessert. Take three eggs, two tablespoonfuls of cream, two ounces of sugar, one ounce of butter and six peaches. Beat up the white of one and the yolks of three eggs with half of the sugar and the cream. Whisk up the other two egg whites and beat lightly into the mixture. Then melt the butter in a small fry ing pan and let it get very hot. Pour In the beaten eggs and stir until all is cooked, taking care that the mixture does not become lumpy. Peel and chop the peaches and dust with the BUgar. Put them in the middle of the omelette and fold over the sides. For fruit bouillon take one quart of any small ripe fruit, which should be put In a stewpan with about four cup- fuls of cold water. Allow it to aim mer till soft and then rub the fruit through a wire sieve and return the Juice to the stewpan, and when boll Ing hot thicken with a tablespoonful of corn flour. After taking it from the fire add a glass of sherry and leave it to chill. Serve In bouillon cups with a spoonful of crushed ice and whipped cream. Sheep Tongues With Cabbage Lettuce, The tongues are first of ail to be braised. Take a dozen and a half good cabbage lettuce, wash them very clean and blanch them; when they are cold and you have squeezed all the water out of them, open them In two, take off the stalks, powder a little Bait and pepper over the lettuce, shut them and give them a good form; place them In stewpan and surround with layers of bacon; moisten with a little braise of anything to give them a good taste; otherwise take the pot-top with a little froth and salt; when the let tuce are quite done drain them and squeeze them in a cloth to extract the grease; dish them in rosettes, first a tongue, then a lettuce, and so on suc cessively; put a large tongue tn the center to Improve the look ot the ro- tette. Your Money's Worth. If you want to get your money' worth when using the oven of th gas range, plan a combination of ar ticles to cook at one time. When you wish to roast a small piece of meat (four or five pounds), you have room for at least two other dishes and shelf space for baking potatoes aroun the small roasting pan. Dried fruit already soaked la delicious baked The combination when baking might be roast meat, potatoes, bread, dried prunes or apricots, or baked apple o brown betty. To Remove Ink Spots. To remove Ink spots on clothing, If table salt Is applied Immediately, before putting on anything else, every particle of the Ink will be absorbed, If the salt falls the first time, shak off and apply fresh salt until the in la wholly gone from the material Egg 6t. Germain. E'.rnln a handful of cooked French peas through a sieve mixed well with a tablespoonful of thick hollandalse and ornament two poached egga on toast cut in rounds (one egg on one round) with this sauce. Serve on In dividual plates. This makes two por tions. To Prevent Tea Stains. To prevent tea from staining cloth If spilled, an excellent way is to . put a lump of sugar la the teapot when J making the tea. 5 Hammerless The Model 1912 Winchester is the lightest, strongest and handsomest repeating Although light in weight, it its metal parts throughout is a two-part Take-down, without loose parts, ia simple to operate and the action works with an ease and smoothness unknown in guns of other makes. See one at your dealer's or Smd to Winchtitn Rtptatlnt Arm Co., New Harm, Com,, tor circular. THE LIGHT WEIGHT, NICKEL STEEL REPEATER. The Dumdum Bullets. As waB expected the charge that dumdum bullets are being used in the war has appeared. There has not been a war since the dumdum was frowned upon at the second Hague conference because It shatters bones und tears great holes in the flesh. This time it is the French who claim that German soldiers are using it. The dumdum is so called because it was first made by the British at Dum dum, India, the scene of the first out break in the mutiny of 1857. The Brit ish soldiers found that the small size bullet they were using would not stop their fanatical enemies. In civilized warfare it was customary for a man shot through the body to think he had enough fighting for awhile, but the Sepoys were different, so the British soldiers made a bullet that would flat ten out when it struck a bone, making a terrible wound. There has since been a dispute as to whether the dumdum should be out lawed. On tne one hand it Is argued that its use greatly increases the per centage of killed, and on the other that it should not be outlawed while artillery is permitted to throw Bhells that tear dozens of men limb from limb. Most of the powers now fight ing have agreed that it should not be used. Savannah News. Putnam Fadeless Dyes make no muss. Good Time to Bite. A farmer met a man at a railroad depot who asked him for a chew of tobacco. The farmer pulled out a plug and Bald: "Have you got a knife?" "No," replied the man. "Have you any particular place where you want me to bite It?" "Nope," said the farmer. The man jumped aboard the moving train and yelled back: "All right, then, I'll bite it in the next town." National Monthly. K Cures While Vou Walk. Allen's Fnnt-ttAKA la I M,i.l. sweating, callus, anil swollen, Holitng loot. Sold .j.uvi(j a rni'ux!. uon'l accent any iihstltute. 'J rial packa FUEE. Address Allen S, Olmsted, he Hoy, 8. Y. Needed Support. When a certain darky of Mobile, Ala., announced his engagement to the dusky one of his choice the con gratulations that were showered upon him Included a note of wonder. 'Joe," Bald one of these friends, "I shore is surprised! We-all never thought you'd speak up. It's going on two years since you began to fool around Miss Violet. "Dat's true," Bald Joe, "but de fact ia, old man, I didn't lose my Job until last night." Judge. TOUR OWN DRlinOIST Will TEll YOU Try Uuriue Kyttlteuiedy fur Uod, Wens, Watery Eyes and Grutiulated Eyellda; No Smarting lustKye Cumlort. Write fur Book uf th-Eye by mall Free. HuriDe Kye Keinedy Co., Uuica-'o. No Peace Without Disarmament. If there is any benefit to civilization to be extricated from wholesale slaughter and destruction, it is by checking for a long term of years the mad competition in armaments. There is no reason for the deliberate and voluntary suicide of western civiliza tion by the devotion of productive power to armaments and wholesale murder. Wall Street Journal. ARE YOU CONSTIPATED? Wrl-rht's Indian Verrctable Pills have proved their worlh for 7G rears. Test them yourself now. Send for sample to iTi Fearl St,, Kttw York. Adv. Ths Why of the Tip. The renson why the tipping system will never be abolished is that the at titude of the average patron of the restaurant toward the - hlgh-tnlghtv waiter Is that of Alice, who wept with delight when Hen Holt gave her a smile and trembled with fear at his frown. Louisville Courier-Journal. Worms epelll promptly from the human system wltu ut. l'eoi a vermlluge Shot." Adv. "Dead Very Brief Lesson. Farmer (to country boarders) Sorry that you young folks got stung. How'd it happen? Spokesman Well, you see, we were standing beside the beehive wondering how the bees made honey. I guess tliey muBt have overheard us, for they came out and gave us a few points. Huston Transcript. Doubt Removed. Teacher What's the mntter? Maggie Hits mulberries got less, teacher? any Teacher No, of course not. Maggie Then 1 swallowed a cater pillar. Indianapolis Journal. A Practical Reason. Hamlet Why Is It, Simon, that they always have bloodhounds in an "Un cle Tom's Cabin" show? Simon Legree To find the manager on salary days, my boy. Puck. Tse Roman lye Balaam for sraMlnir aen ati'in in eve. and iurjaiuaiattuu of tie. or eyelids. Adr. It a man who steals a child Is a kidnapper, why Isn't one who steals your pet cat a catnlpper? Ths United Stnteg in 1913 produced Dors than 11,000,000 aand lime brick. 12. 16 AND 20 GAUGE VI Repeating Shotguns shotgun on the market. has great strength, because are made of nickel steel. It W. L. DOUGLAS MEN'S I WOMEN'S SHOES $2.50, $3, $3.50 $3.75, $4, $4.50 and $5.00 BOYS' 8H0ES $2.25, $2-50 $3.00 1 $3.50 ,r a an si - T V 4.Wths YOU CAN SAVE MONEY BY WEARING W, L. DOWLAS SHOES. For 31 years W. L. Doutrlaa hue guaranteed th value by hnvinir his name and the retail price. iiarapnu on mo ioie oeiore tne snoot leave tne rao tory, Thie protects the wearer a train., t hih price iur imtsriur Huoesj ui utuar iiiimm, vt . t,. uougll does sr alwuvs worth what vou imy for them. It vou Mould sea how oarefnllv W. 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A motormnn was arrested for run ning over a hose. Being a fire hose, the M. M. fulled to notice it. Quick Relief When Utterly Worn Out Getting the Blood In Order Is Required By Most People. Tf you think yon hire gone to smash and f!t only for lite discard, try K. H. H. fur th blood. It will surprise you to know what ran be done for ficaiiu once tlie blood I releasi d if the eircKS of body wasto ttuft k''cp It from rxcrdsUiif ill lull measure of bodily repair. If yen feel played out, Hi to any dnig store ami s!t t ,r Initio of f. H. H6 IWrm Is a remedy that sets at work In a twink ling; It Just naturally ru::cs rltht Into your blood, scatters g-rn rlht aud loft, up slid down anil sldi-ways. Vou feel better at onre, not from a itltre ulaut, not from tint actl,,n ot tlrut, but from Hie rational effect of a natural medi cine. The Infrredlentf Is R. S. P.. ferve tlie setiye purioe of so tliunlallnx tin cellular llssiiet of the body that they pi, k out frota the bloml their own essentia! nutriment and) thus repair work heeine at onee. Tit reiki" U (fern ral all over the system. Iio Lot neglect to F't a buttte) ef 8. ft. R. today. It will make yon feel better In Just a few mluutea. It ts prepared only In tt laborat-rr oi TV Kwlft riper e Co., f:i( Kwlft III. In.. Atlanta. I la. Fend for their free bonk telllne of ttie rrn strsDsr coti dltlnns that al't I'.e I umaa faulty b reaaoa of Impoverished blood. I S"t I x5Vr' f 1 nZ Xr1 X. i "f . , B.r. of Xl J