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no . - . , JV JtJIIr . Ir VOL. XXX ITI, NO. 122. ASTOKTA, OR EG Off. TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 26. I88J). PRICE JblVE CENTS - T&a&t. k. -WTWW Tml 'tract is It is by far the most beautiful and sightly piece of land yet offered ib sale? - The timber is light (small hemlock) ahH!th"e land can' be cleared of evesry stick and, -stump foir less than thirty dollars ($30) a block. When so cleared it is comparatively level; only enough slope to secure good drainaget .- --.::..- We offer the first twenty (gb) blocks at th&low price of sixty-five doliiafi i $65 for inside, and eighty dollars $B0 for corner lets: DON'T WAIT ! Don't join that army of people whoTin less than one year from to-day will congregate on the street corner and tell how they could have bought the City of Astoria for five hundred dollars $500 and made a fortune, but did'nt. BUY NOW I i M- Wfc19r I ' f !!! I MB Rfcli Wd Poor, Prfnce'!andTeasan, the Millionaire and Day Laborer, by their common use ot tbia remedy, attest the world-wide rep utation of Ayor'I Pills. Leading phy licians recomme'nd " these pills for 3t0Baacrt -and Liver Troubles postive nesilBiHousne9S,'anti5Sick Headache; also'fftr EheumklismJ' Jaundice, and Neuralgia. They are sugar-coated ; con tain norcilomel ; are prompt, but mild, in opsratioa-and, therefore, the very best medicine for Family Use, as well as for Travelers'! Tourists. "I have 2&Btived'great'" relier from Aver pillsT Five years ago I was taken so ill with Rheumatism that I -was unable" to do any work. 1 took three boxes of Ayer's Pills and was entirely. Cured. Since that time 1 am neVer without'a boxo! these pills." Peter Christensen, Sherwood, "Wis. . "Ayer's Pills have been in use in my family upwards of twenty years and have completely verified, all that is claimed fertKem: Invattacks of piles, from which I suffered many years, they afford greater relief than any othei medicine I e ver, tried." T. F. Adams, Holly Springs, Texas. " " I have usedcAyec Pills for a num ber cfyears, s$d hsvBnever found any-thing-5equal4ib them "for giving me an appetite and imparting energy and strength to the system. I always keej them sin the house It. D. Jackson Wilmingta, Del. " TwoTjoxes of Ayer's Pills cured mt of severe Headache, from which I was long a sufferer. -EmmaKeyes, Hubbardston, Mass. "Whenever I am troubledwith con ttipation, or suffer froBrloss'o! appetite Ayer's Pills set me rightragain' A. 3" Kiser, Jr., Bock House, Va. "Ayers -Pills .are ineneral demanc among -out customers. Our' sales o them exceed thoseof all-other pills com bined. ""We" liave never.knQ.wn then & Hannelly, San Diego, Texas. AVer's Pills 5 yBKPARED BY Or. "M. C'Ayr'Ss Cd., Lowell, 'Mass Bold by all Dealers in Medicine. ,. I r To and From Saff Francisco. The Scliooners -Tftmj'-' ZAMPA ArrfrIrcrMd?46n6xthMtnice-& month .a&&&ti will carry Freight at Low Bates, to and from San Francisco. T.JO. TBULLENGEIt v s a sxAX West Shore MHte.' SS&i IBF & "E Strength of BAkrers7 P6wders T . - -BY ACTUAU-CHf -ICAXiTeSTS. JOHNSON'S (AJum FowdCr).... RAMSEY'S (wben freso) RIOEK'3.......-..-;rr..'.i-. , QUEEN (Alum Powder) BLAKE'S (Alum Powdiry. Ji . . h. CLYBbTtN'3 (short Wt Jfoz.) PAYNE'S BOYAL EUREKA (Alum Powder)- HERBERTS COv." CHIEF(AlaMr?f.. It If li...5.jj(.tA L GIFT POWDERS (Contain Alum and Amuronla; SCHEME POWDERS (Contain Alum and Ammonia) BBLK POAEEfBMloft-OBinsAluinaBdAJBraoBla)i. RAMSEY'S (when not fresh) ... .. KKPORT8 OP GOVEKXSCEST CHEMISTS AS TO rTTJUXXVAXB WJB0IX oSefcf KXSSS'OF'BK'. 3PKtCE'Sv'CREM BAKIXtf POWDER. admwrantT U G. Patos. Ph. D., ChwWftt for ie United State qoTWtmeJff. . . - . Tha CMsit3mrefctB:K.-PWCE'St!RE,AM BAKING POWDER I$ strongest and tree TfroSlfmel kndothw jSpurldes. Prof. Pbtbb Colueb, Chief Cliemlst'fni-tho United stttes Department of Agriculture, Washington p. C . . ,-rrTriir-r.-S.r-,tr ww00.fwr:riprs in the market to determine their purltr, f. "rirJSTi'SSSrShStir of -raRaKItePrelidTMiilchlganSUteBoart liutmilly located on the John Day Slop6;-: joins Riverside . " and: Columbia Second Addition on the North. SHOEBT It ' The Little Boy-Was Revenged. Abort t thirty-five years ago a little boy was given a quarter of a dollar for spending money. As ho walked down the &treet, very hnppy, he met with an older boy and showed him the money, sayingashe did se: 3eo what my good papa gave me to spend." The older loy knocked it ont of the litUe fellow's hand snatched it up, and ran away with it. The little Hoy was almost" heart-broken, but when he went home crying and told about it, his mother gave him another quarter. This mollified bim but he never forgave that older boy. The war came on and the older, boy wa3 given a commission in the' army, while the little one, who was too young to enlist, remaineid -.at home. After the war the younger boy became a clerk in the war depart ment. Within the,, past few years the older. boy, who had become a law yer and an orator, aunounced himself as a candidate for the United States senate, and he bad a large following. It looked as though lie might be elected. But one morning the news papers, in many portions of the conn try and especially those ot his own state, published a statement to the effect that the candidate had been dismissed from the army for coward ice and other questionable conduct. The lawyer denied the charge, and extracts from the records of the war department were published, showing that the charge was true. Ho was not elected, After his .'defeat was ac complished he'received abetter post marked Washington, T. C, of which the following is an exact cepy: '"Do. you remember, the day you outraged a little boys 'feelings and almost broke his heart by'stealing & quarter from him?" That 'deed cost you a seat in the senate." WasTiivyton Capital. rv. n BUIOBBHUE. Wc havetesteikits-js'iriaesj person? ally, and know that for Dyspepsia, Biliousness andfiChcobfng Headache, it is the best medicine the world ever saw. We tried forty other remedies before Simmons Liver Regulator, but none of them gave us more than temporal y re lief; the Regulator not only relieved but cured us. H.tIIvJon-f.s, Fd. Tele graph and3Icsscnjgert Macoo.iGa. ' I wouldn't give 10 cents to hear Ingersoll on "The Mistakes of Mos es." but Fd give 810 to hear Mose3 on the mistakes of Ingersoll. Sam Jones. . nATAIJRTI r.mvn lionltli " nnri sweet brejSl'i'isecured 'by 'hhiloh's Ca- tarrn Kemy; rricp, iff cents. .Nasal Injector free. - (- - f SLEEPLESS NIGHTS, made miser able bv thatvteTTiblecouIrh'.-" Shilhh's -re is tiie-fem'edy,f6i-you.w" t Mra thoe uli.g them. I hae uniformly found Dr. stands at the head. myiainii)Xuz 1r - -raaw-at- '2 .xr .. ... ......,... wmmmmf DEMENTS Its ppcnliar efflcary Is due as mucli to the process and NOTHING gjiin in fomi)ouiidln as to ire iT the iiitrrtilieiits tlit'in-elvea. nive. u Takt.. j,, lime u checks diseases lathe outset, or If they be mlvanced will proe a potentcure. 1 Hoe should lie Wittat It. It takes tho nlace of a doctor and costly pre scrlDtlons. All who lead FOR WHOSE BENEFIT sedentary lives will rind It the bf"-t preventive of and cure for luillneioii. Constiuation, Ileuilttclie. Biliousness, Piles and Mental Depression. Ho loss of time, no Interference with business-; wnlle.takinsr. Kor children it is most in? nocent and harmless. No danger from exposure after taking. Cures Colic, Di arrhoea, llowel Complaints, Pevorlsh ness and i'eerlsh Colds. Invalids and delicate persons will find it the mildest Aperient arid Tonic they can use. A little taken, at night insures refreshing sleep andTi natural eacuation of the bowels. A little taken in the morning sharpens the appetite, cleanses the stomach and sweetens the breath. A PHYSICIAN'S OPINION. "I hae b-en practicing medicine for twenty years aud hae n:er been able to fmt up a egetable compound that would, ike Simmons Liver Regulator, promptly and effectively move the Liter to action, and at the same time aid (instead of weak- . enins) the digestive and assimilative powers of the s stem." L. M. Hintovm.u., Washington, Ark. Marks of Genuineness: Look for the'red Trade-Mark on front of Wrapper, and the Seal and Signature of J. Il.ZeUln & Co., in red, on the .side. Takenoother. Vrlce Si. An Eye to Business. '. Jitninie was the brightest of bora. and having evinced a love for wealth, Jooked forward to the time when he would be a rich man. One morning, at breakfast, bis annt informed him that during the night twins had been added to the family, which already consisted of three -besides Jimmie. The boy dropped his knife and fork and exclamed: Great Scott!" Annt Mary, if father and mother keep on at this rate there won't be fifty dol lars to divide among us!'', t littvlilvu'sAruivn !'. The Best Salyk. in the world foi Cuts, ihuiaes.HoreSj IJIcer&.Salt Jtheurn, FeYer SofesTTetter. Chaunod Hands. Chilblains, Corns, and all Skiu Erup tions, and pdsitively cures Piles, or no pay rtriiuireu. n is guunuueeu it Rive ferfect satisfaction, or money tef untied, 'rjcp 2Ti eents per hox. For ale by J. V. Conn. La Pi &se, Mr. Chapleau's MQntreal organ, says that French Canadians may, under 'Certain circumstances, look favorablyotf Annexation to the States.. Sir. Selby Carter, Nashville, Tenn.; "AyerVSarsaparilln cleared ray sys tem of scof ula.V " Tke governor of Utah says the Mofmonspvn.jnofit.of the land, and that it will be many years before the territory can possibly be controlled by Gentileavi- .tc it j i Aver'a Cathartic Pilla conLaui nei- j 3Utr calomelnor any other" lnjnrinns snuumuce. xuey stHnniBiettie nppej tite and "regulate ihe'brtwel?. " Tlleay we don't know who they are, ibut whatever they say goes they jsay that aeyary hot of one of KruppKtewet gSBSj,cost3 fifteen hundrea'dollars that is" to say, it costslthia much at one eDd of the shot. What it costs at Uie other enr1, depends ohow mnoh tho thir it hits'is worth and how much it costs to remove thedebria,--:lcwio7i Post. .THAT HACKING COUGH rail, be so qu iekly eh r(l JySlfUoJ;s Cu re. Ve guarantee Ir. r. u , ' WILL YOU SUFFER with Dyspep sia and Liver Complaint ? Shiloh's Yi talizer is guaranteed to cure you. OVER A. V. ALLEN'S. HER,NEPHEf JOSHUA. Hov7 Grandma Got Him ThrorigSon'the x Train WithontfPaying For Him. t- "Madam, said the conductor, as he came along to the old lady who had a I , r"TTTWA .' M s. good sized chunk of a boy seated be side her, "If that boy is over five years of age he will have to pay half fare." "He is my grnulsou, he is," she. ex plained, "and I am taking hhu home with me for a few weeks. Ilia mother hain't been a bit well this hull sum mer ami " "He is certainly iight or nine ears old," interrupted the conductor. "And as I was saying, she'll fed almodt over thing and hain't got m beuefit. I recommended June weed tea, and she drank as- much as six gallons afore she qnit. She then " "Half fare, madam!?" S "Yes, but I wanted: to say that I then told her she'd better have William go to the woods and dig some sarsaprilla root and bile, it tip. That's on. old stand -by-with all the Johnson's Bile it down to about a gallon,"ahcHhen add a pint of whisky and keep " ''Madam, I am in a hurry!" sharply interrupted the official. "Yes, but I want to tell you. 1'on may git a poor spell some time, and want something to' brace you up. The Johnsons have used sarsaparilly for upwards of forty years, and if its rightly prepared it has no ekal. After you putin the whisky you want to keep it in a cool place. I s'pose you've got a cellar in your house, haven't you? If you hain't " "Bub, how old are you," asked the conductor as he turned to the child. "His name is Joshua."' she exolained as shg patted him oujhe.be'ad,l ,'iHiaj iiiuuitu Kjuuec . wuuieu yij uuji uip4 -uincoin or iTarneia, one x nung one lor the old-fashioued names. It was a close slmve between Joshua or Obe diah, but Joshua came out ahead. Biblioal name, you know, while Obe diah wub ot no porticklar account. If I remember right Obediah fiddled while Jerusalem was burnin' up. Joshua, spell dog for the gentleman." "D-o-g,1' announced the child in loud tones. f "La! but isn't hesmart!" exclaimed grandma, as she patted him again. "Madam," safd theconduotor, mak iugone last effort, "the rules of the road require me to collect fares when ever they are due.. This boy " "As I was saying, he will stay with me about four weeks," she interrupted. "He's'had a kind of rash breaking out on him for the last three months and I am going to have him try but- terailk; for it.The Johnsons have l&SQt store by buttermilk, el's almost as good as " He turned and pnsRed to the next, out-winded and discouraged, r.ud she snuggled the boy.tlp aud saitl : - "Now, Joshun, yon kin go to sleep for an hour, and when yon wake np I'll give ye a biled egg and a cookie." Children' Cry'for Pitcher's Castb'ria t ti tVaen Baby was sick, we gave her Costoria. SVhea sho was a Child, aha cried for Castoria. (Then she became &las, she clung: to Castoria, l?Then she had Children, she gave them Castoria CURES PERMANENTLY I3aETJ3!A.rriSIVE'. W TRADE gJgJfcjpPMARK''i REmedyPAIN C0lTJ6va,' Mhm. Sept. 22, 1883. StuTered -with rhetun&tism for mora than teayeara and got ho relief tllllused St. Jacobs Oil; which cured me. WM. B. HOUNDER. AX DarWI?T3 AND DSALZB3. THE CHARLES .VQQELER CO., lW.0re, , "TT i vw)iiIrtOTr Hi A POWDER Absolutely Pure. This powder never varies, A marvel of purity, strength and wholesomeneai. More economical than the ordinary kinds, and can not be sold In competition with the multi tude ol low test, short weight, alum or phos phate powders. Sold only in can. Koyai. llAKINO PrnvnuuPn l(W Wnll.at VV ; Lkwis M. Johnson- & Co., Agents', Port i laud. Oregon. The Str. Telephone Portland and Astoria. ! Time Table. Leaves Astoria; Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday at fi a. m. Leaves Pertland: Monday, Wednesday and Fndj'y at 7 a. m. stlmulato the torpid liver, .tri-ngtheu tho digestive oiTjans, resulnte the bow els, and are unequaleil a, an ANTI-BILIOUSKEOIGINE. In malarial district their h-tueH aro widely yecogiilyed, as they poaaess PECULIAR PROPERTIES In freeing tho system from that poison. Dose small. Elegantly sngar coated. 1'rice, 25 cents per box. Sold Everyxiiere. Office, 44: Murray fit., K. Y. Cannery Supplies Block Tin, Acid, Etc. MENDING TWINE FOB Salmon Cill STete. Xo. 40, 12 Ply Xeptntfp, 8J cents per lb., 10 per cent, off for cash. Tho cheapest and beat mending twine ever offered. A FULL AESOBTSTENT OF Barbour's Salmon -Net Tfireads AND WOODBEBBY USES AXD" TWIM'S, Constantly on hahu." ' rtfiert!iijrof,all descriptions fnrn.shed to order at lowest factory j ii es ShlpincfeComniission Agency FIRE 'INSURANCE" IX, F1KHT CIjAW niniM. KepresiMitln- f 3.000.000 PHffiSIX, .. HOME, ,.. ( Initio d, Coun Agency Pacific Dxprcus anil Wrllt, Karo Jt 'o. C. P. Upshyr9 Main Stjet Wlnrf ,Atmla ur-.'iui Clean .IiibirUcne.sare Xrjlng to Imitate Tutfs Pills BrfcfcJLlMMBiiMrJti-iJ''BfcJi'H jT j L O Young's Addition to Alderbrook -AVILL IJE- $60 FOB INSIDE MONDAY, WINGATE Odd Fellows Rnilding. . RIS Great Keductioa in Prices. -IMPORTER OF English, French and Scotch Woolens. NEW GOODS BY EVERY STEAMER. First-clas3 work, and no garment will bo allowed to go ont of Ihe store nnlo? it gives satisfaction. Fine Business Suits made to order for S3T. Genuine Imported Tweed Cheviot and Cashmere Suits from $38 to 15. Broad "Wail Overcoats at 30 and upwnrds. This gives every gentleman in Astoria a chance to get a Fine Fitting Snit. Come oronnd and satisfy yourself. XliBraKPft-?BWK rs fAvV ?9lsH Tho only medicine which deRtrovB tho perms pt Catarrh, Rheumatism, Pomalo Complainta, Consumption (if not too far gone). Dyspepsia, Malarial and all Blood and Skin Diseases. It is a safe and positivo euro for LOSS Of Manhood and Gon orrhea. Is pleasant to driak. Qivoitatrial. Price, 73 cents and 31.23.' PACIFIC SLOPE MEDICINE CO., Spokano Falls, Wash. J. C Dement, Sole Agent, Ast oria PKtfc WILL PUT (00 TUNES, Mention The Astoria o si n HiHpaias EVSb. 1 V I I I on the East T S m- -S7S FOR CORNER, NOV. 25, '89 & STONE, ASTOEIA, OREGON TAILOR. J, IT. ILOSTBB.. CANDY MANUFACTORY. Jff. J. BERG-MAN, Prop'r. ifine Chocolate Bon Bons FKESII MADE DAILY. As Well us All Other Kinds of Cream Candies. Please Call and Give Me a Trial, THIRD STREET, Next, to Western Union Telegraj'h OfiW. Portland and Coast S. S. Co. GRAYS HARBOR. STR. ALLIANCE. Sails from Tort land cverv Thursday at 7 i M. ; and from Astoria the following morning. land ing at Hocmlam, Aberdeen. Cosmonolls aud Montesano. SEOALWATER BAY. STR. DOLPHIN. Sails riom Portland onltnnd I5tn of eah month. landing at North Cop, Soulli Bend, WHIapa and Bay Center. F. R. NTROM2. Pteshlnit. C. P. UI'SIIHK, Agent Asto'ris. N Astoria Gallery. 1R THE UEST PHOTOS, TINTYPES Or any Kind or Photograidilc Work. Cnll :t ihe ASTORIA GALLERY, (l.iod Worlc and Reasonable Prices Guaranteed. Misses C. & Z. CARRUTHERS, (Successors to U. 9. Shuster.)