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"-, -f CO VOL. XXX, NO. 78. ASTORIA, OREGON, SATURDAY, MARCH 31, 1888. PRICE LIVE CENTS. ----- -- ; ' BUSINESS OAEDS. TOII.V H. S3LLTH. ATTORNEY AT LAW, OfBce, Boom i and 5. over City Book Store. "i KO. WOt. AND, ATTORNEY AT LAW. ce lu Klnnej's Block, opposite City iUU. Astoria. Oregon. V W. FULTON. O. C. FBLTON rDI.TO?T BBOTIIERS. A TTOKNKYS AT LAW. !Coonu5and 6, Odd Fellows Building. 0. 1 K. THOMSON , Attorney at Law and Notary Public. apccul attention given to practice in the II. .-i. Land Ofllce. and the examination of ia:i-l title. A full set ot Abstract Books for uutsop county in omce. ikfick Up stairs, opposite Teleeranh Office. r J. A. BOWJLBY, tilornry nml Counsellor at fcaw uflce on Cuenxraus Street, Astoria, Oregon Ll I. WIJKTOa ATTORNEY" AT LAW. Kooms No. It and 12, Pythian Castle Build up. p B. WATSOS, Atty.at Law and Deputy Dist. Atty, AH business before the U. 8. Laud Offlce a pecialty, ASTORIA, - - OHEOON. rU. J. K. TiA. roue., DENTIST. itooms 11 and 12 Odd Fellows Building, ASTORIA, .... OREGON. rBs. a. 1a. axdj. A-imroN. Pliyslclaus and Siirenus. Office on Cass street, thrpe doors south of Odd Fellow's building. Telephone No. 41. J AY TOTTIiE, M. D. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Okkioe Rooms 6 rythlanButlding. Residence : SE comer Wall and West 9th streets, opposite I. W. Case's, A K- SlIAW. DENTIST. Rooms lu Allen's Building, up stairs, cor ner Cass and Sqnemoqua streets. Astoria Oregon. M BS. IR. OlVKXS-ADAllt, Offlce and residence, D, K. Warren's for mer residence, Astoria, Oregon. Diseases of Women and Children, andcf the Eye and Ear, specialties. fK.O. B.K8TKS. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Ofkick : Gem Building, up stairs. Astoria, )it;on. fR. ALFRED KIXXEY. Office at Kinney's Cannery. Will only attend patients at his office, and may be found there at any hour. TA8. IV. WELCH. AGENT FOB Hamburg-Bremen Fire Insurance Co. Snpt, Columbia Water Co. Ofhck On Water Street, Astoria. Oregon. TAB. XMIAXK PAGE, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, Opposite Telegraph Ofllce, Astoria, Oregon, 'GrEr' PAKKKB SURVEYOR OF CLATSOP COUNTY a:o City Surveyor of Astoria. -'Residence : Near Clatsop Mill. N-D. Raymond, Deputy, Office at Ciiv Hall. jg C. IIOLDE.Y. Rotary Public, OommiBBioner of Deeds For Washington Territory. -AUCTIONEER, REAL ESTATE AND IX8UUAXCE AGKXT. "Office at Holden's Auction Booms. Chena- raus street, Astoria. Oregon. jJJ A. SMITH, DENTIST. ..Rooms 1 and 2 Pythian Building ovor M3. H. Cooper's Store. cPATROHIZE HOME INDUSTRY There is no occasion for thn most fastidi' Mjns of our citizens to send to Fortland or nan rraneisco lor Custom Made Clothes As they can get Better Fits. Better Work- mansuip, ana lor less Money. By Learing their Orders with MEANT. New Goods by Every Steamer. Call aad gee nia cad Satkfy Tosnilf. P.J Meany, Merchant Tailor. HEAOAOH " I was for many years a perfect martyr to Headache and Dyspepsia, and some times thought it would kill me. After trying many remedies, and finding them of no account, I concluded to fry Simmons Liver Eegu lator, and I am now and have been for fifteen years a stranger to a headache. I can recommend the Kegu lator, for it is no humbug." B. I. Dodd, Putnam Co., Ga "I have suffered for five years with the Sick Headache, and find it is tha only thing that will give rne relief." "W". J. Alston, Ar- kadelphia, Ark "I use Simmons Liver Regulator when troubled with Head ache. It produces a favor able result without hinder ing my pursuits in business. I regard .it as a ready pre scription for Disordered Liver. W. W. WlTMER, '03 Moines, Iowa. J. H. ZE1UN d CO., Philattelpha. Pa. Price 81.00. Wilson& Fisher Ship Chandlers, HEAVY AND SHELF FARM IMPLEMENTS, Paints, Oils, and Varnish. LOGGERS' SUPPLIES. PROYISIONS AND MILL FEED AGENTS FOK SALEM PATENT ROLLER MILLS Portland Roller Mills, FAIRBANKS' SCALES. ASTORIA. OKKGON. ffiSSS. ti s FORTORPIBLXVEE. A torpid liver derangos tha vriioln system and produces Sick Headache Dyspepsia, Costivencss, Rheu matism, Sal low Skin and Piles. TTieroU no better remedy for then common diseases than Tutt's 1'illn, as ii trial ivill prove. Elegantly tugar -sated, trice, 25 cents per box. Gold Everywhere. J. H. D. GKAY wnolftule end retail dealer in. GROCERIES FLOUR, AND FEED Hay, Oats, Straw, Wood, Etc. LIME, SAND AND CEMENT General Storatra nnrl WhnrrcrA An.A able terms. Foot ot Benton street, Astoria. Oregon, x E, C. HOLDER, AUCTIONEER Sib COMMISSION ACENT.- ESTABLISHED 1874, Dealer In New and Sec ond-liand Furniture and Bedding. Will conduct Auction Sales of Land. StocK or Household tioods In the country. Will appraise and purchase Second-hand Furniture. Consignments solicited. Quick Sales and Prompt Cash Return Guaranteed. Astoria Agent lor Dally and WctVly Ore eonlan. Is one of the greatest blessings when you have it under control. If you build your Are in one of those Magee Ranges or one of those Acorns or Argandsat John A. Mont gomery's. ou will Dud it a pleasure to pre pare a meal, or if you get one of those Heat ers you will find them to be clean and eco nomical and an ornament to your parlor. If von intend getting a range or a heater don't fail to look at bis Mock. You should call in seo his beautiful Ornamental Coal Vases I iiiS JTj V tiring MmqTt lUssra. Ta.U94 lyii o riiio Fret I El Ub Fire! rAffUY PEN PLOUEISHES. j Well Enough in Their Place, But not Essential to Success. I have just Been looking over a circular from one of these schools of penmanship. The circular says it is a good thing for my body to be-able to make birds that look as it they were full of fish bones and have a palm leaf fan for a tail. It hints that no person ever succeeded in life unless he could make a pic ture of a woven wire mattress with a pen. it says that tue man wtio can't stand his capital letters up on spiral springs is going to get lost in the shuffle. It must have a very dopressin g effect upon one of these bird-flourishing gentlemen to look over a collection of the autographs of dis tinguished and successful men. How it must pain one of these pen manship fireworks artists to find that he can't read half of such a collection. Shakespeare, for instance, wrote a hand which is calculated to worry one of these men who think the great aim of lite is to know when to lean on a pen hard. Shakes peare's autograph looks as if a common, domestic hen had started to walk across the page, stopped to scratch up an angle-worm when part way, found several, left them, and went on walking a littlo lame. Shakespeare never went to the Stratford business college and school of typewriting and learned to erect a capital H with feathers on its leg. Still Shakespeare was something of a success mentally. Then there is Jay Gould. Jay doesn't write a signature which you can spell out and will spring back into shape, iiko these com mercial college professors. He can't construct an autograph all mixed up in a bird with a wing growing out of the back of its neck. In fact, his autograph hath no w ing at all, but, to quote from tho poet, it gets there just the same on .-i bank check. Colonel Gould is all right financially. Then there is John L. Sullivan. When he puts on a four-ounce glove and phico3 his signature in an autograph .-tlbum there is nothing pretty about ir, but notwithstanding ho has made remarkable progress in his cIiom-m field of study. Or. Sullivan i-, ui risht physically. Tt wouldn't be very hard to iKime 3000 or 4000 others who havu suc ceeded without beiog able to make a pen act as if it had a hard attack of insanity. In fact, no man, unless he wjs running a business college, ever got so he could earn his own living with reasonable certainty, who could make a penmauship dove to save his life. No man over yet made a success who pad ded all of his capital W's in Just the right place and put fringe on his M's. No man who can make a dovo with a scroll in its bill can be come President. Carruth in Chicago Tribune. How Billy Patterson Was Struok. About forty years ago, at one of the medical collegesof this country, they had a trick of hazing every now man who entered the institu tion. They would secure him hand and foot, carry him before; a mock tribunal and there try him. for some high crime with which they charged him. He would be convicted, and sentenced to be led to the block and decapitated. A student named William Patterson came along in time, and was put through the court and sentenced in the usual solemn impressive man ner. Ho was blindfolded and Io J to the block, and his neck placed in position. The executioner swung the ax and buried it iii the block allowing it, to be sure, to go no where near Patterson's head. The students laughed when the trick was at an end, but Patterson was dead. Ho had died from what medical men call a shock. All the Btudents were put under arrest and the question arose, "Who struck Patterson?" On the trial it was shown that nobody struck him, but the medical students re tained the expression and it has come down through them to the present day. 67. Louis Qlobt Democrat. To promote digestion, and for use as a stomachic, after the mid day meal, Ayer's Cathactio Pills have no equal. ' A Telegraph Circuit of Over Ten Thou- , sand Miles. Operators at the office of the Postal Telegraph Co., at Albany, SS. i., lately witnessed a conver sation carried-on by wire over the largest circuit ever worked, and was the greatest telegraphic feat yet accomplished. As explained to the Albany Ex press reporter, who dropped into the neat and business-like office while the experiment was going on, the trial was a most interesting one. it appears that special com missioner Henry Norman, who is making a tour of the British col onies, having arrived at Vancouver, carried on a conversation with London, England, over the Ca nadian Pacific and Commercial Co.'s wires? At one end of the line was Mr. Hearst, of the San Francisco Examiner, and at the other end Mr. Stead, of the Pall Mall Gazette, London. There was an unbroken tele graph circuit from San Francisco to New York, 4600 miles, the dis tance from New York to London, via Canso, N. S., being 3500 miles in all. The telegraph lines mak ing up this circuit ran from San Francisco to New York, via Van couver, B. C, Montreal and Alba ny, connecting at New York with the Mackey-Bennett Postal Cable Co. Telegrams exchanged be tween San Francisco and London were therefore only repeated at New York, Canso and Bristol, England, the latter point being the landing place of the Mackey Bennett cable. The object of this experiment was to demonstrate the fact that London and Vancou ver were practically within "speak ing distance" of each other. These unbroken lines demonstrate the fact that their system can be sue cessfully maintained during the most rigorous season of the ar. At 1:12 P.M. Mr. Norman st Vancouver, nsked Mr. Stead, at London, a question 'receiving arc- ply in five minutes. Mr. Stead thtfh asked, "How far off aro ou from London?" lu four minutes the reply flashed back, "nine thou sand sit hundred miles," which with the pvelve hundicd miles to San Francisco added, makes a rrsmd total of 10,800 miles. Con versation was kept up for two hours. Mr. Norman said, among other thing?, "I can sec the Paci fic, and in a few das start on a 400 mil.- voyage in another English ship, the Porthia, over another ocean; yet I am able to report myself to you and talk as quickly and as easily as if wp wi:re speaking through a tube, The wire which unites us is a most striking symbol of our imperial unity, and of the unfailing federa tion which will one day girdle the globe. Is not the click of his key, heard in two hemispheres, mere eloquent than all the arguments of empire ever penned?" Scarlet Fever and Diphtheria Arc spread by contagion, by the trans fer of living matter. Thoso particles come from the skin, the membranous linins; of the mouth, nose and throat, and from tho intestines and urinary or gans. Disinfect promptly and thor oughly with Darbys Prophylactic Fluid the great ?erm destroyer. I'rof. U. T. Lupton, of tho Vander bilt University, Tcnn., says: "As a dis infectant and detergent Darbys Pro phylactic Fluid is superior to any prep aration with which 1 am acqainted." In tho last two centuries Hol land has reclaimed 1,000,030 acres of land from the sea, and the work goes on at tho rato of eight acres per day. For the cure of all femalo dis orders and irregularities, Ayer's Sarsaparilla has no equal. Durinir the last sixteen vears 25,000 sailors on British ships have been lost at sea. Shiloli's Vitalizer is what von need for Constipation, iiOss of Appetite, Diz ziness and ail symptoms oi .Dyspepsia. Price 10 and 75 cents per bottle. Sold by J. C. Dement. "Will you suffer with Dyspepsia and Iiver Complaint ? bhlloh's Vitalizer is uuaranteed to cure yon. Sold by J. O. Dement. Sleepless Nights mado miserable by that tern Die cougn. ennon s uure is the remedy for you. Sold by J. C. De ment. That Hacking Cough can be so quickly cured by Shiloh's Cure. We guarantee it. Sold by J. C. Dement. Catarrh cured, health and sweet breath secured by Shiloh's Catarrh Bern edy. Price 60 cents. Nasal Injector tree For sale by J. C. Dement. POWDE Absolutely Pure. This powder never vanes, A marvel of purity, strength and wbolesomeness. More economical than the ordinary kinds, and can not be sold In competition with the multi tude ot low test, short weight, alum or phos S hate powders. Sold only in cans. Royal AKINO POWDEB CO. 106 Wall-St., N. V. HOTELS AND RESTAURANTS OHMS. KTHHSOJf. F. 600K THE EVENSON & COOK On the European Plan. LARUE CLEAN ROOMS, A FIRST-CLASS RESTAVRAST Board by the Day, Week or Month. Private Rooms for Famine?, Etc. Transient Custom Solicited. Oysters, Huh, Meat, Etc., Cooked to Order. W VTKU St.. Opp. Feexa & Stakes A FIRST CLASS SALOON Kim i.i roanecUon with the Premises. Tlie Best ot WINES, LIQUORS AND CIGAR3. Cu.id Ufl'UrJ Tattle tui I'rirala Ounl Konv. THE Casino Eestaurant Oiia bloclc from the O. R. & K. Dock. IY1. M.SERRA, Proprietor. A Good Meal For 25 Cents. 0 sters in any St j le, 2J coats. In connection wi'h this Popular Kesitau r.mt l-i run a 11 st-class Saloon, wrll stocked with choicest Wines, Liquor aud Cigars. New York Eestauraut. CEO. BAKER, Prop'r. Opposite Murray & Co.'s, Water street. A Good, Clean Meal Furnished At Reasonable Hates, &nd Satisfaction Guaranteed. Ovsters In Every Style. Game. etc. You are Invited to call. -AGENCY I X I F SAX FRANCISCO. Astoria, Oregon. CaDnerySogiesatlowestPricss F.re and Marine Insurance at Current rates. Hume's Building, Water Street. E. B. GU3HMAN, , B- H. COLEMAN, I r Aientn. X, W, Case, BANKER. ESTABLISHED - - 1870. Transacts a General Banking Business. Drafts drawn available In anv nart of the C. S. and Europe, and oh Bong Kong, China OrrccE Hodes : is x.u.toST. m. Odd Fellows Bctildiko, Astoria, Orejsn. John C. Dement. DRUGGIST. Successor to W. E. Dement & Co. Sanies Complot Btoelct ot Drugs and Druggists' Sundries. FrsrlpUoBs Csrcrollr CowBOBBded- AgMt lor Sfcatets Salre aa W0rwesi p,gs sr9 Central Hotel fmT llniftiiiAiiftllfi CASH. 1888. Si3ts?isag Sfsrl STE&W, m spa My completement of STBAW, FDR and WOOL HATS direct from BASTEBJT MANUFACTURERS are now in stock, and which speak for themselves as to STYLE, QUALITY and PRICE. Spring and Summer 18S8. FULL LINE IN Men's, YOutuS' ana Boys' (Mint line Shirts, Dnflerwear, Etc., IN FURNISHING GOODS. Trunks, Valises, Umbrellas, Blankets, Quilts, Oil Clothing, Etc., Etc. Kinsey's Briclc Dulldlnr, Oppe.lto liescu Kazlne Ilauss. Stroot Railroad M4Jfr? rfawmna u wwiwi mnwjm Rd U C"tJ art mh H n F9 H frS M9tfamttsi " fiVu flH fiX tL HO n pJ; Vk i l .rOHWjtBMWWisaglai yjnuyuusi $ HUVE NO EQUAL ! Milk Inlll GRAND rRIX PARIS, 1S7S, AND GRAND CROSS OF THE LEGION D'HONNESR. They received the ONLY GOLD MEDAL For FLAX THREADS at the Ziondon Fisheries Ezshibi-don 1883. And have been awarded HIGHER PRIZES at the varions INTERNATIONAL EXPOSITIONS Than the Roods of any other IN THE WORLD. Quality Can -Always be Depended on. EnBrieDcei Fiiii Use no Ote HENRY DOYLE & Co., 517 and 519 Market Street, - - SAN FRANCISCO AGENTS FOR PACIFIC COAST. Seine Twine, Eope and Wetting Constantly on Hand, SEINES, POUNDS and TEAPS furnished to order at Lowest Factory Prices. Consisting of 4 CAB LOADS oflie Artistic and Plain Furniture, Carpets, Oil Cloth, Madras-Silk LACE AND PORTIERE CURTAINS, Dado Shades, &c., Has Arrived. Theie goods were purchased direct from Eastern Manufaeturers and shipped before the recent adranee ia freight, tha haneCts thereof yt proposs to shara trltfc enr customer!. Call and 809 Us HAS. HIILBORN. ONE PRIGS. s! SOFT, STIFF, POCKET Astoria, Oregon. running by tha door.