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CI3 PRICE JBIVE CENTS. ASTORIA, OREGON, THURSDAY, MAY 5, J887. VOL. XXVI F, NO. JUG. BUSINESS CARDS G EO. XOLAXD, ATTORNEY AT LAW. ".mice in Kinney's Block, opposite City Hall, Astoria, Oregon. 0 W. FULTON. O. C FULTON FLXTOX BROTHERS, " ATTORNEYS AT LAW. I'.ooms 5 and C. Odd Fellows Building. p K. TI103I.SOX, Attorney at Law and Notary Public. ..,. .:..:.-r. tn nMotfrft in the uXndOffi e.'nd-thTe equation of land titles. A lull set ot Abstract Books for Clatsop County in oince. Money to loan. . ,. ,. OFFICK-Kooms4 and o, over Citj uooh. Store. r . A. BOWLBY. r J Attorney and Counsellor i.t Law Office on Chenamus Street. Astoria, Oregon T1 1. WIXTO.M ATTORNEY AT LAW. Booms No. 11 and 12, Pythian Castle Bnlld ing. ft B. WATSON, Atty.at Law and Deputy Dist. Atty. All business before the U. S. Land Office a peclalty, Astoria. - - Precox. X C. HIXKLEY, I. I. S. DENTIST. Is associated with DR. Ii.V Jb'OKC. Rooms II and 12 Odd Fellows Building. ASTOKIA, - - ' .- OREGON'. rB.A. Iu FULTON. Physician anil Surgeon. Office on Cass street, three doors iouth of Odd Fellow's building. Telephone No. 41. i55! fgga POWD Absolutely Pure- TliJe T,-i1r noror fnrtoQ A II flrvl of purity, strength and holesomeness. More economical than the ordinary khid, and can not he sold in competition with the multi tude of low test, short weight, alum or phos phate powders. Sold only in cam. Royal UKISG lOWUEBlU, li I) iiu-' i., i', i. U"5S CWBEJJ hOLI m m lira! if Jures Female Complaints. A Great Sidney Semedf. E SOLD SY ALL osubbists, TAY TUTTIjE, m. 1. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Office Rooms G Pythian Buildiug. Residence On Cedar Street, back of St. Mary's Hosnltal. O. B.ESTES. Dn PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. office : Gem Building, up stairs, Astoria, Oregon. Tvn. FItAXK. PAGE, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, Opposite Telegraph Office, Astoria, Oregon. rK, A-FItKD KIX3TEV, Office at Kinney's (Tannery. Will only attend patients at his office, and may be found there at any hour? Boat Building. MANY YEARS EXPERIENCE ..IN building boats on the Columbia river and hundreds of fine boats pf my build ml-n mii'imnniitDAt tnr rrnnn vtTK. Heail- quarters at the old Astoria Iron Works uuuaing. wiu uuuu uuHisatuo yu.uvuu the uoiumoia river wnerc my arrwtca uiaj be required. WM. HOWE. Distinguished Poker Players. Attorney General Garland is an inveterate poker player. His pas sion for the game is such that it spoils his political "judgment in great measure. The president doesn't like to play with Garland: Wheifever the Arkansas states man settles himself down behind a handful of pasteboards he is no longera statesman, but a gambler determined to win. He forgets that it is the great Grover before him. He would forget the em peror of Germany or the queen of Sheba, if a game were on the tapis. He plays to win. Grover plays for fun, but he likes to win some times, just like the National base ball club. Garland never let him win a game nor a shekel. Grover has tired of being gored. He has determined to win a few games for himself. He has selected the genial yilas, postmaster gen eral as his playfellow. They do say that out west, Colonel Vilas could plsty as good a game of poker as any man in tl e woods; but here it is different. He ts wiser than Garland. He real izes tliat the big fellow before him is the autocrat of the Veto and he- humors him. The knowing ones allege that Vilas has never vvon a single game, except as a sort of evener before parting. That is, Grover will win all the srames and all the bets until nearly time to auit, and then Vilas makes a big bluff, gets nearly all his cash back, but quits leaving tlie president ahead. The groat man dosen't want the earth, and if he is only a few cents ahead he is as much pleased as thongh he was a few hundred dollars winner. What he wants is to win and be cham pion. Vilas knows it and lets him get tlfere. Baltimore JSreics. Ona Season We Think It Porged. We are asked by an over anxious correspondent, who ques tions our prompt assertion and belief that the London Times alleged Parnell letter is a forgery, to remember "the man has yet to stand in our .midst who can cor rectly affirm that the London Times has ever permitted the publication in its'columns of that which it could not substantiate if necessary." We are sorr' for our short memoried correspondent. Since the Times told us that "the great reoublic is crone" in 1861: nroved later in powerful leaders that "Mr. Grant" could not take Richmond, and in the brief week which the steamers of the day left between the tall ot tfichmonu and the surrender of Appomattox, demon strated in a beautiful editorial that "General Lee" would carrv on a guerilla warfare for thirty years, to the everlasting destruction of the unfortunate north, we have not had the sublime faith in the accurate and candid judgment of the London Times which breathes in every line of our cor respondent's communication. Philadetyhia Press. Mrs. Berry was hanged not long ago, iu Oldham, England, for the murder of her daughter. Recent ly an auction sale ot her ettects was held. The result was a great financial success. The weird in terest attaching to a murderers relics added an unwonted value to her belongings. A ball dress brought 18. Dancing in a gar ment owned bv an executed crim inal is an experience denied to most people, but, apparently, worth a good round sum. Take SIMMONS LIVER REGULATOR For all Diseases of the Liver, Kidneys, Stomach and Spleen. This purely vege table pre- Firation. now so celebrated as a amily Medicine, originated in me aouia in j.oo. it acts on the-Uowcis and dnevs and corrects the action of the Liverand is, there fore, the best preparatory medicine, whatever the sick ness may prove to be. In all common diseases it will, un assisted by any other medi cine, effect a speedy cure. The Regulator is safe to administer in any condition of the system, and under no circum stances can it do harm. It will invigorate like a glass of wine, but is no intoxicating bever age to lead to intemperance: will promote di gestion, dissipate headache, and gener ally tone up the system. The dose is small, not unpleasant, and its virtues undoubted. No loss of time, no inter- i Jlist RsCSiVBfl; 500 Eis Wallpaper ai Dtcqfiu Of the Latest Designs and ShadeB. THIS WEEK. ruption or stoppago of business while talcing the Regulator. PlitMrrn pnmnlaininr of Colic, Headache, or blck Stomach, a teaspoonful or more will give relief. If taken occasionally by pa tients exposed to MALARIA, a ill expel the poison and protect them from attack. A PHYSICIAVS OPDilOX. and have never been able to put up a vegetable compound that would, like Simmons Liver Regu lator, promptly and effectively move the Liver to action, una at inc same ume aia iinsicaa oi weak ening) the digestive and assimilative powers of the system. L. M. Hinton, M. D., Washington, Ark. SEE THAT YOU GETTIIE GENUINE. PREPARED BY , Also to Arrive 0 Leather, Plush and Carpet Rockers, In Elegant Now Styles: Just the thins for -Call and See Us. CHAS. HElLBO&ft, Astoria Iron Worts. Concomly St.. Foot ft Jackson. Astoria. Or, General Machinists and Boiler Mate. Land and Marine Engines BOIYJRR WORK, Steamboat Work and Cannery Work A SPKCIALTY. Castings of all Descriptions Made to Order at Short Notice.- - S. ARNDT & FERCHEN. ASTORIA. - OREGON. r The Pioneer Machine Shop BLACKSMITH shop! WmJmmd AUD Boiler Shop All kinds ot ENGINE, CANNEEYj Ajrn - STEAMBOAT WORK Promptly attended to. . A T Who lh-Afililont. I i H Zeiin & Uo.. rni aae Dhia. Ha i .. . hustxek .owreuur. , , , ,. v. n. x.umu ot vu., iu,uucifjiuut ru. i . . Ca Treasurer. ! A-peclalty made oi repairing lncci.uu. 4 john fox aupoTuuenaeni, A Ten Thousand Pound Shark. -AGENCY G BLO F. PARKER.. SURVEYOR OF OLATSOP COUNTY xsn E-Clty Surveyor of Astoria Office : N- E. corner Cass and A stor streets, Room No. 8 Up talr8. Robt, Collier, Deputy, fflT Cfltaffl&Co OF SAN FRANCISCO. Flavei's Wharf and Warehouse, Astoria Oregon. Cannery Supplies al Loirest Prices. Storage and Insurance at Current Rates. BankingDepartment Drafts on the leading Cities of the World JOHN T. McGOVERrT, Agent. B. II. Coleman. Accountant. E, C. IIOIiDF.N, Notary Public, Commissioner of Deeds For Washington Territory, Auctioneer, Real Estate and Insurance Agent. . Office, at Holden's Auction Rooms, Chena- mus street, AsmriarurcBQ'i. 4 E. SHAW. DENTIST. Rooms In Alleu's Building, up stairs, cor ner Cass and Squemoqua streets. Astoria Oregon. Wilson & Fisher Ship Chandlers, HEAVY AND SHELF HARDWARE .H A. SMITH. On Monday last the American fishing comdany's steamer U. S: Grant lowered its 400 fathoms of netting in the ocean, about twenty miles off New Year's" Point, which is on the San Mateo county coast. Toward evening a terrible commo tion was noticed In the water where the netting was lowered, and upon hauling it up an immense shark was found to be entangled in it. The monster was left in the net for over twenty-four hours, until it had "drowned" itself, it was then, hauled up, and after much difficulty, was got aboard the steamer. The shark is ol the man-eatiner soecies, and is proba- - bly the largest that was ever cap ture on the Pacific coast. From the point of its nose to the tip of its tail, it measures thirty-five feet. It is twenty feet in circumference and weighs 10,000 pounds. .Judg ing from its dimensions and the size of its mouth, it is safe to say that the monster could swallow half a dozen srood sized men and still be hungry. S. F. Bulletin, 30. Tf flio fn ul ic nnr. niNmorlv dlL'Pstwl it becomes corrupt, and poisons thesystem it- tc ;.. il.wl tn nnnrull Title ic inili gestion. "My wife has suffered for many years with indigestion. After trying every thing else recommended she tried Sim mons Liver Regulator. In three days after taking it according to directions she was in perfect heal h : she does not suffer at all and can eat an thing she wants wuiiout any or. ner previous symptoms." . v. U. oUHEKS, Jiainuriuge, ua. Look Here Boys. i, Ityo'iwanta neat fitting Suit of Clothes, goto Merchant Tailor. Having jiKt received a complete assort ment of Foreign and Domestic Suitings. Something Entirely New. I am prepared to make pp Sails cheaper thau the cheapest.. uivc me a. cui aim uu cuimucuu tiuii. i mean what I say. J. E ROSS, Corner Squemoqua and Hamilton streets, east of C. li. Cooper's. In a world three-fourths water its a poor railroad that hasn't enough fluid competitors to escape the interstate commerce act. Sy racusc Standard. FJiiclilcn'N Arnica. Salvo. 'Pitt Rpct SiT.vi1 ii ltf wnrlfl fnr Cuts, Bruises, Sores.Ulcers.Snlt Rheum, Fever Soics, Tetter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains. Corns, and all Skin Erup tions, and positively cuies riles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give ferfect satisfaction, or monej refunded, rice 25 cents per box. For sa le by W E. Dement & Co. YifpiaCipraDu-Toliacco Store J..W. BOTTOH, Proprietor, Water Street. Two Doors East of Olney. Fine Cigars, Tobaccos and Snioters Articles, Sold at Lowest Market Rates. FRUITS. CANDIES. NOTIONS.&C !, DENTIST. Rooms 1 and 2 rythian Duild-ing over C.-H. Cooper's Store. moos. MAIBS, FASHIONABLE TAILOR. Agent for the Celebrated Household-Sew ing Aiacume. suuy ujjpusiu; v. uuijf i a. Oarnaliaii & Co. SUCCESSORS TO I. W. CASE, - IMPORTERS AND WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALERS IN i &EKERAL MERCHADISE, Gorner Chenamus andJCass streets. ASTCKIA ----- OltEGON Paints, .Oils, and Varnish. LOGGERS' SUPPLIES. PROVISIONS AND MILL FEED AGENTS JFOR SALEM PATENT ROLLER MILLS, Portland Boiler Mills. Capitol Flour and FAIRBANKS' SCALES. ASTORIA. OREGON. Everyone joins with Germany and England in wishing long life to the kaiser ana the queen; out the longest lives will end; una when those two do, f the mhilis's shall not have yet got in their woru, tne greatest tnrce powers of Europe will be reigned over by brothers-in-law. "Madame," said a gentleman to a ladv. "oardon me. but vour hair j j . - 1 is coming down." "And yours, sir," replied the latly indignantly, "is coming out." Burlington Jbrcc Jfrcss. PATRONIZE HOME INDUSTRY TlmM to Tin nnpnelnn fnr flip most fftStldi- ous of our citizens to send to l'ortland or San Francjsco lor Custom Made Clothes . As they can uet Better Fits, Better Work manship, and for . . Loss M:2bLy By Leaving their Orders with MEANY. lie i.oo incf iwi vmi n l.rpft stnok of Goods from the East. Fine Business Suits from S35. Call and See 11 Ira and Satisfy Yourself. . P. J. MEANY, MERC ANT TAILOR. F. Armbruster Jga Practical ? "'s. iviTfiiuiTrvr? f4 r VJ "31 "- - i - kgvM. And- oT3S3 7S7" EL3E 3EL . WATCHES, Clocks, Jewelry and Musical INSTRUMBMXS Repaired on the Shortest Notice at Rea sonable Rates. Chenamus St., net to Spexarth's Gun store. CANNERY DIES; FOOTF CAFAYETTE 8T2KE. B. F. ALLEN PRACTICAL GRAINER and PAINTER. SIGNPAINTING. ANH GLASS SHOW CARDS. PliAIX AXD OECOKATIVE Paper Hanging, Frescoing, Etc. Shop on Cass St., next to Stiasou's Black smith shop. Astoria, Oregon, Established 1870- I. W. CASE, pioies wm ODD FELLOWS' BUILD INO . Does a Genera! Banking Business- Drafts Drawn AvaUable ta any part of the World. - Boat Building. JOE LEATHERS Is on deck and prepared to build boat thathewllleuaranteQasto work and dur ability. Refers to all who have used boatSof his construction. All work guaranteed . T J. C. ROSS, JUST RECEIVED Seattle Coal. ... Walls End Coal. Oregon Improvement Co. -THE- DIAMOND PALACE! GUSTAV HANSEN, Prop'r. A Large and Well Selected Stock of Fine Diamonds i Jewelry At Extremely Low Trices. All Goods Bought at This Establishment Warranted Genuine. Watch ami Cloclc Kcpairiug A SPECIALTY. Corner Cass and Squemoqua Streets. TOOlv AM. HIS PAINS AWAY. A. M. Chisholm, of No. 2723 Stod dart Street, St. Louis, Mo., writes: "During my long residence in Can ada I suffered for years from pains in my back, across the region of the Itidnfivs and bv the constant use of Allcock's Plasters invariably ob tained great relief. Upon removing to St. Louis, I was again troubled with the same complaint, and was advised to use Magnetic and other kinds of plasters, without being re lieved of pain, so fell back to my old friend Allcock, who gives me more, relief than any other I have ever tried. I always recommend them to my friends and all who suffer from pains and.'aches of any-kind." Longfellow on interstate com merce " 'Try not the pass,' tho old man said." IForicici Bulletin. T V That arc fretful. .SjVaAj vVXs peevish, cross, or troubled with "Windy Colic, Teething To,n nr Rtnmjinh l")isnr1or;. r.tin llfi vAlinvn1 atoncebvusinff Aokcr'sliabv Soother. It contains no Opium or Morphine, hence is safe. Price 25 cents. Sold by J. W. Coun. 0,0 "EnST-? 0O3R.OjKT3E2 , SBKCSSSSSIHIHHHHHHHBiHiHn Pirst Glass Undertaking Establiflhzaeat A FINE HEARSE, I , - Newest style Caskets and Funoral Material. ErerjthlBff Keat and WeU Arr asgwl. Coroner's Offlce, Undertaking Room3 next to .storfan ofllce, (B. B. Franklin's old stand,) The opera in Boston "Now, John, I am dressed, let us go down stairs." "Down stairs! Why, my dear, I should think you were dressed for going upstairs." Bos ton Courier. V cvv Of the good things of YVfcWt. thisiiferosorrowful- lv lff. nlnnn on nnconnt nf Dvsnensia. Acker's Dyspepsia Tablets will euro Dyspepsia Indiesrion and Constipa tion; sum uji ii jiumuvu yuai.ini.viu u 25 and 50 cents, Jy J. W. Conn. Every JSody Knows THAT THE Magee Furnace Co. Of Boston Make The BEST STOVES AND RANGES Tn The World ; THE BEST'ARE THE CHEAPEST J. A. MONTGOMERY Sole Agent for Astoria E, A. NOTES, Agent. t $67,000,000 Capital Liverpool & London Globe. North British and Mercantile of London and Edinburgh. Hartford of Connecticut. Commercial of California Agricultural, of Watertown. Jew York, London & Lancashire ot Liverpool, vmr Kirft insurance Comnanles. ReDresent- lna'capital of $67,000,000. li, VA9 JJ&yr..- nscui. cv.o The Children. Theyaro V-vfy osnociallv liable to sud den Colds, Coughs, "Croup, Whooping Cough, etc. YO gnaranreo .uk.ui-j English Eemedy a positivo cure. It saves hours of anxious watching. Sold by J. W. Conn. Sleepless iglits made miserable by that terrible cough, Shtlon's Cure is the-remedy'for your Sold by v.E. De ment & Co. "T - Will you sutler with Dyspepsia am Liver Complaint? Shilolrs v italizer i yuaranteed to cure you. Sold by W. I Dement & Co. Croup, Whooping Cough and Bron chitis immediately relieved by Shilolfs Cure- Sold hv W.K. Doment. W. E. DEMENT & GO, ASTOIUA, -. - - OREGON Carry in Stock, DRUGS, CHEMICALS, TOILET and FANCY ARTICLES. Prescriptions carefully Compounded "HO! TOR THE Q XT 3E 3E3 3EL X OH! Two more Carloads of those famous SUPKKIOIt Stoves and Hanges Just ar rived from the Factery: These goods are what their name indicates, none SU PKItl O Bin the Market. TlrebaekH to these btoves are Guaranteed 15 Years. Every Stove Warranted Coll and Inspect them at MAGNTJS C. CROSBY'S. BOOTS AND SHOES! Pf Best Quality, and at LOWEST' PRICES, AT THE SIGN OF THEJOLDEH SHIE. 3TO-ED3 BABN'. SHilnh' IVincTh nnn iVinciininttnn Cure is sold by "us on guarantee. It cures consumption. Sold by W. E. Dement. Shiloh's Vitalizeris wnat you need bv W. E. Dement. 'Are You Insured? J. O. Bozorth Writes Insurance PQlleles in Itelia&Ie Fire Insurance companies that give Absolute Protection In case of Fire. - - fijuTOf I JKXEi PATIlmDA08aO8L J.C.TruIlinger The New Model Range. CAN BE IIAD IN ASTORIA, ONLY OF . k v . R. HA WES, Agent. Call and Examine It ; You Will be Pleased. E. R. Uawes Is also Agent xp tt Buck Patent Cooking Stove;, AND OTHER FIRST CLASS STOVES. Furnace Work, Steam Fittings, Etc., a Specialty. A Full Stock on Hint na Golnmb Transportation Cow WILL Cut Faster AND EASIER Than any oth er axe made. Hundreds ol woodmen tes tify to its supe riority. It goes Deep and XeTer Sticks. CARNAHAN & CO., Agents Astoria. Price, $1.50. l.R inn ninrn mavbofonndonflleatQeo, Ink's rllf EH TA.ill frrngHiitrin.iu.. A.I TertianBBareau(10 SpruceStAwhere adrertlslng 'conrracsmaybomadetorltlNNE'WYORK. FOR PORTLAND! k Through Freight on Fast TimeJ THE NEW STEAMER TELEPHONE Which has been specially built for. the comfort of passengers will ItraTe- WUsdu & Fisher's Dock every ( Monday, Wednesday and Friday at. 6 KM. arriving at Portland at 1 P.S Returning leaves Portland every Tuesday and Thursday at 6 L H. arriving at Astoria at ! r M. An additional trip will-be made on Saniay. etch Jete, leartae forf for Sound ports.'-- ':v:c--S . . ,. k.B'J?-l .. y&feJ OailflWli 'it2mtn,-r ,