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About Wallowa chieftain. (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 18, 1902)
itching Skin pi- by day and nipht TiiHt - :! e complaint of throe who are ruulurtunute as to lie afflicted -with fcciema or alt Rheum nnd outward .nnlirntions t'-o not cure. Thrv can't. Kood-uuike that pure and this sculinc, burning, itc.'iing skhi disease m;11 disap- pear, .aciei't uu tuuuiuie, Hood's Sarsaparilla riile the Mood of all impurities and cures ill eruptions. , Pu Exhibit at World- Fair. Jlavot rVink, of Rocky Ford, Colo., who ba perhaps the largest bee plant jn Ame li a, is going to take his bees tome iMm.iwr.i oi. inig. and they will n rk there from the time the eipnmicn opens until it closes. ion opens until it closes. Mr. Mr. (wink is wii.ing .illini to construct of bee niature of the Colorado St.Te hires a House at. i'onvw. xnis will require tbout t.-tO bives, and in all about 5,500,001' oees will work. Mothers will Una Mrs. Wlnsiow's Sooth. IneSvrup the best remedy to use for their tulldreu during the teething period. Infelicitous. A correspondent of the Boston Jour. ml declares that he heard of a clergyman the other day who startled bis hearers by beginning his address it a funeral thUB: "While there has i been something discovered to relieve the pain of having teeth extracted, there has been nothing discovered as yet to allay the pain of parting with friends by death. f ITO Permanently Cured !fo Ms or nmnnr. Hie !lerli.nyii.nflr.kltne'(lrrotNo I latonr. Snid tor FK K K 84.00 tril Imttli, and treat. ; Filth in Public Plica. A w-i.er declares that there is more filth, squalor and general slovenliness in public places and works, in streets, squares, river-sides, docks, roadB and' bridges in the United States than in my other country of the first or even the second rank. lie says thait in this respect we rank with Turkey rather than with England or Germany. Shake Into Tonr Shorn Alien Foot-Kane. A powder. It make tight trnewshoesfeeleasy. It is a certain cure mr nretting, callous and hot, tired, achinu feet, told by all liruirglsts. l'ricc.Wc. Trial package Billed FKtK. Address Allen S. Olmsted, Lo ior, X. V. Met Their Fate. "Aio you ready?" asked the first man. "I am," came the answer in a firm tone. "Xhen come. We may ae well know the worst." Closing the door behind them, tliev iwouiieiy descended the stairs. "hen they rose from the hoardinu oouse tauie, they agreed that the meal kid been no worse than usual. Judge. ... - "3 I am sure Pio's Pnr r.n- r,.,,..f! wmi my me three vears ao. Mrs. Titos, Kobbins. Jlaple street, Norwich, K. Y ICO it. 1900, Uncle Hczekiih on Golf. "I don't Bee whv thv rail crnlf n rnv. uana ancient game," remarked the j - WDoes phllosonher. "I nnver henrd 'tit till two months aeo. an' mv folks b8 lived right in this here country for aty years. An as for its bein' roval - ain t played in a court like tennis "1 QOn t See wbpra Hint- rnniu in An' 'it ii, it's agin the constitution and tie flag. Judge. The Reason, Asked the nthAr lo If la flia an . MHJ n tlj AM AO OV1 UI IIIS rnpfi rnh.nnttod miii-iile Brother Dickev rnnlied- "Well, mil, ot W ., j .... . . v ucou to; aey lyncnes em n enough." ECZEMA'S ITCH iS TORTURE. Heffla is caused by an acid humor la ton. j coming lu contact with the ana producing great redness and in--"nation ; little pustular eruptions form EL! " a thin, sticky fluid, which "tod scales off ; sometimes the skin is I1 ury and fissured. Eczema in any Sn ,tc,hlug and burning at times are unbearable ; the acid burning to ie out nd 016 skia nlvLf lves cashes nor other exter JlW'oiis do apy real good, for as kSiM. Poisn remains in the blood "'n" keep the skin irritated. .? .f0?, OF TETTER. tW..,,1' to wee IIDr.. """"-'run, iW?. """" me locCn-'ort. Four tabfr"l too far 5ri, and they rut,,DO,h.inff fo ofa R'Vhree tJi!'y,ig" of mr 'J trouble.-MR9. McGee St., Kansas City, Ma toolstwJi.', ne,utralizes this acid poison, Wttral ..f051 and "stores it to a healthy, in. v 8lalei and the soft, smooth and clear. cures Tetter, Ery sipelas, Psoriasis, Salt Rheum and all skin diseases due to a pois- n . VUCU iUUUlUUU 1 "adeth ,case- Our physicians have help vrl,?t seasea a lif atudy, and can ehiLl, b7. their advice : re make no toaductenn (So;;.f"J zSES? e' Tur ..... "IFT SPECIFIC CA T1 UT1 CI ar, .? "NtHt all else pails. "lunh Syrup. fal Good. Use H f I I I t I I i i i , , T I I I I I I I I 1 THMPCTAK rc- f inLM AND NOW HI HHv An old Sexton In ... tnTt r, - i iue aown- plants in . WaH arrang:ng . " " "lu .Tara w here he bus 'ur many j-t-arg Cuddled n hit lie talked. and this is part of what he Juid: "It seems to mo ti.. u- n. t,i. "" living or I bout t? D,0t qUlte 80 "ctionate I about their dead as their forefather, ,ued to be. Leastwise, they dou't jiow it on the tombstones. I IT you will examine closely you will nnd on everv tm ,.. ; some tender words: 'Here lies the be- loved wife' there. 'At rpt In ti.o v.,.. Om Of God:' over rnn.lo,. .tn , In Jesus:' nmiln 'in i..... 'brance of .7 "Z ,, . S remem' j 1 V ! blessed hone of a u-lnrl mortality.' "There is a tribute to every one of the dead in this yard. You will find around the corner a monument erected To the memory of a beloved aunt.' lou see. It made no difference a long time ago whnt the kinship was. All these stones are not in memory of a husband, or wife, or son, or daugh ter. I "Do you rcteniber the Inscription on itlmt n)onunient away up on the River- siue arive. In the shadow of Grant's tomb? 'Erected to the memory of an amiable child,' Is the reading, although few people ever quote It correctly. "You will wander about the cemeter ies of New York a long time before you will find an inscription like that. I sup pose amiable children still live and die, but who ever thinks of savins so on a tombstone after the child is dead? ''In the newer cemeteries are many costly monuments and tablets and mausoleums. They are erected, no doubt, with or much nffection as these old stones were. But you don't find any of the tender tributes cut on them which you find here, granting that you have to look pretty closely for some of these. "The 'beloved auut' hasn't anything of that kind to her memory on the modern tombstone. On some of the costly shafts I have seen In the newer cemeteries I read the name of the dead, his birth and death. Nothing to tell whether the dead was a father, a hus band, a brother or a son. "They say It makes no difference to the dead. Well, that's so, I" suppose. But I can't help thinking that it kind 0' Interests the living. "It mukes you think a little better of the world to read that It has re membered a devoted wife; that It has missed a man who passed away In the hope of better things; that the beloved aunt was Dot forgotten. "As you pass out through the east gate, sir, you will see a slab on which there Is hardly a letter to be de ciphered. But before the cuttings wore awny thej read, 'Hie jacet a Noble Friend.' Does any modern stonecutter ever cut 'Hie jacet'? And where will will you find a slab or monument to a 'noble friend?' "The slabs to the left as you go out." New York Sun. Reviving Ancient. Papyrus. Papyrus, supposed by many to be an extinct plant, nevertheless does exist In some of the lake margins of lower Egypt, and occasionally is found else where, as, for example, in the famous mountain of Arethusa, in Sicily. Whether this be the real payrus antl quorum from which the paper of Egypt and Greece was made, or the papyrus corymbosus, abundant ln India, aud used for mats. Is not so sure. But why should not the papyrus be added to our paper stock resources? It could prob ably be .domesticated In Florida swamps and Louisiana bayous, says the Springfield Republican. Moreover, it might be planted in the vast marsh.-s of the Amazon system, bometning must be done to insure the constant supply of paper; the forests of spruce and poplar are not going to last ror- ever under the drain of the pulp mills, and attention should be turned to the rank marsh grasses and sedges, among which there must be many which are capable of use, and so or cultivation. It may prove a mistake to drain and bury all our marshes, even in the north; and the apparently Irreclulm able gulf Inlets, swamps and ever glades might well ue experimented with bv cultivating papyrus. iue papyri that are found are brittle, after some thousands of years, but It Is possible that the resources of chem istry may better that tendency. At all events, why is it not worth trying? Pat To!d Him. An astronomer was trying to explain , an Irishman that the earth was round; but Pat coma not uuuensiuuu hmv it could he possible. After some discussion the astronomer said: "Now where does the sun rise; "In the east." said Pat. "And where does the sun set?" In quired the. astronomer. "Shure. sar, m tue "Then how does the sun manage to get back again to the east .' Pat scratched his head for a few min utes aud looked perplexed. At last his face' lighted up. and he shouted, quite triumphantly: ... "Shure, sar, It sups oacn iu me dark!" Smallest Church in England. The village church at rpleatham, vnrth Yorksuire, is raim "- smallest in England. It measures 1, ? 0 inches by 13 feet The church , ... i.nr-k K00 rears. Some of the tombstones ln the graveyard are dated 1550. n,,.. n,nHni of the amateur artist Is seldom as bad as she Is painted. AN ITALIAN CAPTAIN Cured byPem-na cf Catarrh of the Stomach After Doctors Fails! CAPTAIN O. IIEKTOI.ETTO. Captain O. Bertoletto of the Italian Barque "Lincelles," in a recent letter from the chief office of the Italian Barque Lincelles, Tensacola, Fla., writes: I have suffered for several years with chronic catarrh of the stomach. The doctors prescribed for me without my receiv ing the least benefit. Through one of your pamphlets I began the use of Peruna, and two bottles have en tirely cured me. I recommend Peruna to all my friends." O. Bertoletto. In catarrh of the stomach, as well as oactarrh of any other part of the body, Peruna is the remedy. As has often been said, if Peruna will cure catarrh in one part, it w ill cure catarrh in any other part of the body. Catarrh is catarrh wheiever it is lo cated, and the remedy that will cuie it anywhere will cure it everywhere. If you do not receive prompt and sat isfactory results from the ueaof l'eruna, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a full statement of your case, and ha will be pleased to give you his valuable advice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman, President of the Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus. Ohio. Forced Them Oat. "There Is a man who made everyone get out of that big apartment house." "Does he own it?" No; he just rents a hall room. Ton see, he started to clean his last yeai'a straw hat with sulphur fumes." Have Him the Trouble. Meet My wife wanted me to tray ner a pug dog for a pet, but I bought ner a groundhog Instead. Meeks Why did you do thRt? Sleek Because a groundhog dlgi ItJ own grave. See? Took Him Up. Pandy Pikes What did de lady Buy-wnenyer tola tier yer was an old acronatr Billy Coalgate She told me to go out to ae woodpile and do de split. Ore on George. "And now, George," said the blush ing mm practical maiden, "since every thing is settled and I have consented to share your lot " "Yes, darling!" "Perhaps you'd bettei see about Lav ing a house on it." ABSOLUTE SECURITY, Genuine Carte rs Little Liver Pills. Must Bear Signature of 5e Facsimile Wrapper Below. Tory null am aa e y to Ulte as amfai. FOR HEADACHE FOR DIZZINESS. FOR BILIOUSNESS. FOR TORPID LIVER. FOR CONSTIPATION. FOR .ALLOW SKIN. F0RTHEC0MPLEXI01 CARTERS ITTLE. IVER 11 11, Usui imia CURE SICK HEADACHE. Best on Earth Bfraim It 1 made of the bent material powtble 10 buy. The manufacturers ahttoiutuly pay 24 to 35 per cent alxjve the market price ot beat irraOes of wairon tiuitier fur the privilege of oul huK over and Aklmminv off the cream of the wuKn slock, which la carried for 8 to 6 yeara Ue. lore making up. which ineaim an InveHtiaeut iu tvood block of nearly one million dollurn. M1TI'HKIIj Wagons are unmirpaHHed for quality, proporUuii, ttuLsh, streugtli aud lUU runuiuif. Why take chances on any other? Why not get the best? A SllTCHEl.t, Mitchall, lawa Slmvar Co. ForlUuiO. beallle. Spokane. BoUa. Ageuu Everywhere. Mitchell Wagon. 1 j . 7 w j 1 I aWl u m Customer V ben killed? Walter We don't furnish dates with chicken, air. Only bread and butter. The Place to Show It. Tess I suppose she'll go to the moun tains this summer, as usual. Jess Oh, no! She has become quite plump, and baa developed a good fig ure. Tess Well? Jess-She'll go to the aeashore, of course. Philadelphia rresa. Cruel Cuckoo, "Ah flo. tj- .. 1 tie young man. "I adore the hnfifi,i I am a lover of poetry. I am a" "Uickoor lutemiDted a m.u ,!.- ' In the clock. And then the mm nntli. young man bit his tongue. duelling lilow. "I think I never saw Snnlrmh u . terly crushed as he waa when his flrat poem appeared ln the Dally Bread." "What was the matter? Some typo (raphlcal error In the poem?" "No; that wasn't it What crashed him was that the paper was sold for 2 cents a copy that morning, Just aa usual" Chicago Tribune, Their Idea. 'Just think of those ao lenrl. -n.i. lag up those voleanoea H TWl FmAAtlt la down Into their cratera," shivered Mrs t osdlck. "They wished to eet an InaM. t of the situation," explained Mr. Fo- dlck. The Feminine View of It. ,rRllf It taboa wa a sm1,. - i . . you know," said the man In the case. ' -ur course it aoes. renl erl th maiden fair. "A dollar article Isn't a bargain unless one can nurchase if ti.r two cents less." Bow 6be Got II Ira. "Where ln the world did she vpr r?Pt that ugly little lop-sided husband of nersi ' "That's one of her finds." "One of her finds?" "Why, yes. Didn't yon know she waa a bargain fiend?" Cleveland Tlala Dealer. The Jnry'a BTtnpathlea. Stranger You still have lynching here, do you? Westerner Only In the case of bad characters. When a fairly good cltl teu gets arrested for anything we al ways let the law take Its course. "That'a encouraging." "Yes, you see an average Jury can always be depended upon to hang a good citizen if it geta a chance." Iew York Weekly. Caase for Apprebenalorj. Mrs. Hornbeak Ezry, I'm afraid your ma Is losln' her 'mind. Farmer Hornbeak What makes ye think so? I ain't noticed any purtlck ler signs of It, Mrs. Hornbeak-Why, she's got so'e she don't 'pear to think everybody that comes to the bouse Is anxious to hear all about her gran'chlldren. Judge. ta-n a ttiiu aIi..l ... I L 111 Af . r, . , iac. uuecions, of all their friends and relatives. There's only one clean inside so as to prevent disease and that is to Perfect disinfectant and bowel strengthened. All X I l J M e-1 V w LIVER TTOIVI4T! -e"" JOc 25c 50c. ALL DRUGGISTS. CURE all bowel troubles, t .... . 1 . umisi breath, r f , iiii I 1 1 on tue stoniacn, bloated bowels, foul mootu, headache. Indleestlon. plmnlea. Palnsafterfuitinir. Iflw ir tronble, aallow complexion and dlzxlneae. U hen your bowels don't move reirn. larly too are getUof aick. Constipation kills mora . omer oiseaaea toKether. It Is a atarter for the chronle ailments and Ions; years of sun-crlng thai come afterwards. No matter what alls you, start taking CASVA K ETS to-day, ror yo will nerer get well and be well all the time until KTharcYLXr1" rlhU T"k" OUT "vlcet atari with IAM AHKT8 to-day, under an absolute nuar. antee to cure or money refunded. M I - - - I I ,. ... Lost Hair 1 Mv hair ci!ti(iiiiifi.ilih..i. fill an. . I. .. . . creep in. I tried Aycr's Hair Vipor. nd It SMr-pc.l the hiir in? out and restored the color." nus.fM. u.tjray, r,o. 5alem, Mass. There's a nlcns::?-!? in offerin? such a nrcnam- tion as Aycr's Hair Vigor. la. a a n gives to ail who ucc it such satisfaction. The hair, becomes thicker, longer, softer, and more glossy. And you feci so secure in using such an old and reliable prepara tion. tl.M a torlla. All .rsriWv If your dniirfftst rannot nil vpu, vend us one tluiur and, o will r'iprvMi . .... (. . . .- . ... t. id of mur iimrMt . . n . . u. . .1.1. i . v.. a t r.n v ltweil, JHaas. Oat at Flrat. fJoftlelgh I-aw had a most de llghtful dweam lawst nlirlit. dnnrhni , know." Miss Cutting Indeed! Softlelgh-Ynws. I I dweamed that we were niawwled. doncher know. Miss Cutting Had I dreamed that I should have classed It as a horrible nii: ht ma re. SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. ,,- ii'i'i-a arr.Tacrrrg:jL-fi round.d 187 O A Homm Softool tor Sera MIIHmry mnd Mmnuml Training Hro for HluBtrmtmd Cmfmloauo : HOITT'S SCHOOI . w - Parent. it..l.lii h...... i H . i ...... :. i ioiiit., uranium iirn,unrtiii)t. ineot clluiato, careful super vision, and thorough mental; moral and ulivs li altralnlns for their boys, will tlnd all these leqntrameuta fully met at Hutu's BOUooL Meulo l ark, Kan Mateo County. Cal. Kend for Caulotrue. IwelU) yearbeKius AtiKUst lith. IK U. uorrr. I'H. !.. PrinolpaU i S1 fi5 SSa' ffS i (g.fxi ) Columbia University! ,:: Boarding School for Young Men ft) Finest situation on Pacific Coast. Ex- f.i cellent Faculty. I.aritest Indoor collune f' athletic' tlel.l In the world. Over half 4; au acre under an arched root f' Catalogues Free, g Address REV. M. A. QUINLAN, C. S. C. A University Park, Oregon THE NEW PENSION LAWS Apply to Nathan Iiukfuko, AriOKWEV, Vl AHHINOroN. U. C. $11 j f 1 n PRUSSIAN STOCK FOOD, milk. HOQ8 crow and fatten quicker If givee this food. slli. H.St: f.f. Mc.tl. rwgli 68-paKe Hand K. J. ItUWHW. Coast Agents, I'ortlaud, Ore., and S.attle, Wa.U. DEATH begins In the bowels. It's the unclean placesthat breed infectious epidemics, and it's the unclean body unclean in sidethat "catches" the disease. A person whose stomach and bowels are kept clean and whose liver is live ly, and blood pure, is safe against yel low fever, or any other of the dread ful diseases that desolate our beautiful land. Some of the cleanest people outside are filthiest inside, and they are the ones who not only "catch" PREVENTED appendlrltla, bll if i7inui inHs GUARANTEED bad blood, wind uaei uiooa. Wloa 11.11.. .h wlH t iSPx Z Lb" lnol. We bar. filth as! i iL V . J.i'T" "hsolutely tniaran treil to cure as ti!i l ZaZ't.tr,J!U .!' simple llreetlor... and Ifyou nri Boa ass the eniutjr box te as by snsli, or Ike .li-uiutl.t from all nT.in? V. "'VVTV B"'tr w ' yoo-stsrt Vot iday. neaUb will eslekly fallow sod you will bleu the das oil flntstarted the B.4;Aliei U ETS. Beak freebv mallT ddresii hliiBUNu UtUKDt Co., AaW .0B M ClSSiuO? Two of a Kind. "I see you are weiring atripea now. aid the window Mind. "Yes,' replied the awnln?. "and yta would be w car'.mt then also if you bad what's coming to you." "How's that?" queried the blind. "You are a dajllit robber, same I am." auswcrtsl tl:e awuiiiif. What I "Well, we're bavins a taste of It our selves, now." "What?" The water en re." FOR SALE. On Vcon.l llan.l Mrhi.U shrfert Sirstr, ii n..i. with wind (larker. only ruu 40 d, a barnaW. lti.inn U JOHN PIMII E. font Moniton St.. Purtland. Or. You don't tim-w wt.al Clood Splcos are m ? unli-s. you bar tried M $ AlONOPOLEl i, From y.nr inir. If he divert 't handle 2 .r. t' oin ue 11 ttiil . i.iiii.l.. i. hi. ....... taT and a stamp. WADHAM3 A KCRR BROS., P inland OKI Indian War Pensions ! rimcTOsa has Just paoed a law praiillnif n,rv ' stont lo the mirvlvora aud to the widows i( iVv , n-aeed tiddlvra id the UrvK"ii, W a-hliwi.-n ami ; lallinmia Indian nol 1MJ to IN. Knll In. lorniatlon will be sent bv IivIiil-i.mi ,t Wilson. I No. TM hevenleenth Si reel, aliliit.ni, li. or Hra ni b otliot, .So. Ill I'arroit hulldliig, t'ranclsvo., lal. fees limited by law. . L. DOUGLAS .'3&$3tS9 SHOES..? rV. I. thmnlan mHohi art tut itmdnrd o(. awrs1. w. I,. Dos. las made aid sola mors nee's rear Hull i II.h.i ki u . - .... A - -aw -w a -sar l avialh. of ltNW lhaa sny other asaulartarer. 1 n nnn ukh 4" i" i" ") r.lUiy UJ rn "" tali slslentrnf. W. L. DOU C LA 8 84 SHOES CANNOT BE EXCELLED. yj: ti.io.vijo i isrssu .2,310.000 can imaanta ana xm.rron Itathtrt, Hey I'm Pattnt Calf, (iMisif, Bo Call, Calf . M Hid, Coreea Volt, Mat, Kangaroo. Ka.t Color Kyelel. umhI. Caution i Th eenulne hve w. i,. DOUOIjiar ... . name and prlo. stamped on bolloua. Ansi by mail, xHc. titra. Ului. ulaloy rrw . W. L. DOUGLAS, BkOCKTON, MAU. jr. r. if. o. Ve. S4-lSv ; Iw'n-g'l Book. Fnistlsn leaeay Ca., Sf. NsL hlaa. out endanger the lives certain way of keeping take CASCARETS. diseases are BY NEVER SOLD IN BULK. TO rtJBTEi rte years a the Ortt hm mrfAui st t I S wa. sold. k..u it i. otcp six aaiiiioa buses & 4u . s"r.. f'r ir S 1 r Mm as, w ii9 11 si tii 1 mi a 1 . 111 mi ifTamea