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Princes at School. Ir. Marks tells some arousing sto ries of tbe,,enrly days of the school to Burma of which be was for so many years the bead. Shortly after the Bchool was opened King Thebaw said, "Will you tench some of my sons?" "Corrninly," said Dr. Marks. "What apes do yon like them ut?" Dr. Marks replied. "I-'roiu twelve to fourteen." The king said, "Bring all my sous be tween twelve and fourteen to mo." Nine princes came in. Four came to school the next day, each riding on an elephant aud with two gold umbrel las. Each also was escorted by forty soldiers. Afterward the wholo nine came, so there were nine princes, nine elephants, eighteen gold umbrellas and SOO soldiers. The elephants stayed outside, but when the princes came Into tiie schoolroom all the other boys threw themselves flat down on their faces on the ground. It was forbid den for any one to stand or sit in the presence of princes. Dr. Marks found this state of things very Inconvenient, and the royal etiquette at school was at his request considerably abated. London Globe, Reading Par the Siok. "And now a word about patients who may feel like reading," said the bouse physician to the nurse. "When they ask for something to read be sure to give them continued stories always continued stories." "Is that wise?" she ventured to re monstrate. "Won't the excitement over what is going to happen in the next number have a bad effect?" "No. Even if It does It will be coun teracted by the encouragement. Sick people have queer fancies. One of the queerest pertains to literature. Keed a patient's mind with nothing but short stories and he will certainly get into his head that he is going to die so soon that it isn't worth while to start him on n long one, and he will droop gOlt gravel, disorders of the eve- ..... . . . - .L A. .1 l . . " mwumiLiv, out Kive mm on v varns siimi ann npfmntr m-j-jinaoo I . --,-. uiuiiiiiroo. What the Kidneys Do. Their Unceasing Work Keeps Us Strong and Healthy. All the blood in the bodvnassAs through the kidneys once every three minutes. The kidnevs filter tne Diood. i hey work nierht and day.' When healthy thev remnvp about 500 grains of impure matter daily, when unhealthy some nnrr j ii . . 01 mis impure matter is left in the blood. This brings on many diseases and symptoms pain in the back, headache, nervousness, V. J.. .1.!. 1 . ' iivi,, uiy stun, rnt'umauc pains. The Old Man Reformed. "I've a sight o' sons thirteen al together," remarked a prosperous old farmer, "and all of 'em's done me credit save the three eldest, who sowed wild oats at a pretty rapid rate and then came home and saddled my shoul ders with the harvest "Well, I own I was glad to see 'em back, and I feasted 'em and petted 'em and sot 'em on their legs again, only to see 'em skedaddle off afresh when things had slowed down with all the cash they could lay hands on. "That thereabouts sickened me, so I called the rest of 'em together and en id: " 'There's ten of yon left, and if any of you 'ud like to follow t'other three I won't try to stop you. But understand this, though there may be a few more prodigal sons there'll be no more fatted calves. I've killed the last of 'em.' "And," continued the old man tri nmphantly, "I've bad trouble wi' none f 'em since." vi iue ro-oe-connntied-in-our-next va riefy and he will take It for irranted that you expect h'lm to get well so be can finish the story, aud he will perk up amazingly. Just try It. The nurse did try It and found that the doctor's theory was built on a sure foundation. New Tork Times, irregular heart, debility, drowsi ness, dropsy, deposites in the urine, etc. But it you keen th. , . "... . f niiers ngnt you will have no trouble with your kidnevs. tu. u uerrv. Main St.. HprmnPf n " ' r ' uregon, says: I ou are we come to use my name as one who has Lion Signs In England. ,uee" curea r Kidney COmplamt In the middle ages the country "y Loan S Kidney Fills. Mv kid- nouses or tne nobility in England when neys were weak and mv back was the owners were absent were used as SO painful that I was obliged to urolc. lUi uaveicrB. i ne rnmny arms waiK ail StOODerl ovpi Tho r. uiv.il.. a uuug ju iruui oi ine and gave it a popular name travelers, who called a azure simply "red" 0r "blue." As these erty, to-wlt: The west half, the south half of the northeast quarter and the northwest quarter of the northeast quarter of section thirty six (36), In Township three (3), South of Range twenty-three (23) East of the Willamette Meridian. Taken and levied upon as the property of the said Louella Hopper and J. A. Hopper, husband and wife or ho much thereof as may be necessary to satisfy the said Judgment in favor of the S. 11. Barker Company, a corpo ration and acra nst said T.ni.ui Application for Grazing Permits. XJ0TICE Is hereby given that Jill A appliontionsforporinlts tograsse cattle, horses and sheep within the UMATILLA NATIONAL FOREST (luring the season of 1912, must be filed In my office at Heppner, Oregon, on or before February 29, 1912. Full Information In regard to grazing fees to be charged and blank forms to be used in makinsr aoDlieatlons will i. Hopper and J. A. Hopper, husband furnished upon request and wife, together with all costs and disbursements that have, or may accrue. J. j. HAYEK. Sheriff By J. O. RASMUS, Deputy, Dated at. Hennner. Oreiron .1 ary loth, 1912. J4-fl II. B. RANKIN, Supervisor. Applications for Grazing Permits. Notice to Creditors rVfOTICE 18 h X given that all A applications for norm Its to TN THE COUNTY pottiit n man I!' noms na s"eepwltliln 1 State of Ore,on , r V WHITMAN NATIONAL FORES' Conntv ' ' (luring the season of 1912, must be In the matter of the estate of Henry Padberg, deceased. The undersigned having A. E. Patterson 2 Do ra North IVhch Hotel TONSORIAL ARTI8T Fink Paths .... Shaving 25c THE SEWINQ MACHINE OF ' QUALITY. NOT SOLD UNDER ANY OTHER NAME M nnir ME A Hasty Government. "The postmaster here was removed the other day for incivility to the pa trons of the office," said the landlord of the tavern. "Yon see, Lafe Strod der asked for his mail and none could be found, but the postmaster said he believed there had been a postcard, but what had become of it he'd be blamed If he knew. Lafe la a- good deal of a crank and that didn't satisfy him, and they had soma words, and the post master took a shot at Lafe that tore off half of one of his ears. "Still, as the postmaster was able to remember just about what had been written on the postal card and told it to Lafe and then didn't shoot off enough of his ear to really affect the hearing it strikes me that the gov'ment was pretty considerable stringent, as you might say, about the matter." Puck. A Wise Provision. Did you ever notice when a man smites his thumb with a hammer while putting down a carpet under his wife's eupervislon how quickly he thrusts the bruised and throbbing member into his mouth? People think it is because the application is soothing. But the move ment is purely involuntarily, like wink- J iug. ine man cannot help it The fact is that nature knows what a man Is apt to say under such circumstances ona so has provided him with an auto matic stopper. Whenever he hits his tnumb bard enough to hurt and oesn t take a very hard blow almost to kill a man when he is doing some thing he doesn't like to do by a sort or interlocking system his thumb flies Into his mouth, and for the critical moment speech is cut oft. mere intimations of good cheer and entertainment innkeepers adopted the idea. Lions have always been and are now very favorite signs in England lions white, black, red. brown, golden, yellow red being the most common. Probably the Red Lion originated with the badjxe of John of Gaunt, duke of unujin, n uu uiaineu ine oaugnter or Don Pedro, king of Leon and Cas tile, and who adopted the lion ram pant gules of Leon to represent his claim to the throne. Under Richard and John lions became the settled arms of England and were generally usea Dy tnose who could find claim. among KlT f0 f J C IZ among Pills ertectfirl a eiira nnrl i-l, ! ... a lion "miles" or Uu I"J 7, " , """"5 ; oi Henry Pudbe hitt a - thao. LUC a&L lwo ye?r? tnerenas been no recurrence oi the trouble." For sale by all dealers. 50 cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, New York, sole no-pnts for the United States. Remember the name Doan's and take no other. RAILWAY DETECTIVES. De- any Rook and Gull. The rook appears to have become the bird whose name stands for swin dlers in a distinctly unfair way, the London Chronicle says. At first "rook" meant a dupe, then the verb "to rook" came to mean to cheat, and onr nf una was evolved "rook," a cheater a complete topsy turvy process. It is curious that the same thinir hna nr.r happened to "gull." Here also the verb came from the substantive mean ing a dupe, and, as the gull strikes one as rather a knowinc hird nn might have expected the same evolu tion as in the case of the rook. It should be observed, however, that gull, a dupe, did not refer specially to ine seagull, the word having for merly meant a young bird of any kind. In Elizabethan English it signi fied a callow youngster who wished to be thought smart. French Humor. A man who possessed much land uu iihu many younger brothers was asked why he did not go out hunting, as is brothers did. wen," said he, "it Is because It frequently happens that the guns of younger brothers go off accidentally when pointed at the eldest, but it Is eeklom that the guns of the eldest be have in a similar manner toward the younger brothers." French Joke Book. Her Compliment. A popular English comedian and mn eic hal! singer, asked what his funniest experience was, said: "One time drove up to the theater in Dublin and was humming a tune when I got out An old Irishwoman who had failed to get in the theater heard me and said, Begorra, if that is how he sings 1 am glad I didn't go in.' "London Mail. Her and on the Moon. Things are six times heavier on the earth than they would be in the moon. A man weighing 150 pounds on the earth would weigh only twenty-five pounds on the moon. A player throws a baseball 100 yards here, but with the same exertion in the moon he would throw it 000 yards. Spoiling It. Wife What a darling you are to ad mit that you are in the wrong! Hub by Yes; my mother taught me that it was easier In the long run to give in to a woman than to argue. Toledo Blade. Literary Cure For Snoring. To the snorers who ask for the cure let the cause be announced. Snorinir is the result of stomachic repletion and mental vacuity. A correspondent who has suffered from both prescribes the cure a light sunner or none, tn void repletion, and the freaueut rene- tition of some literary phrase to pro- vme occupation for the mind durlnz Bleeping hours. Go to bed and think of some short literary phrase to occu py your mind. The combination of the two prescriptions against snoring the anstention from food and the medita non upon a literary phrase may be found in Ecclesiasticus, the ninetieth verse of the thirty-first chapter, "How sufficient to a well mannered man is very uuie, and be doth not breathe hard upon his bed." London Spec t a Dead Men't Teeth. tserore aruneial teeth were created deficiencies had to be made good by ine real article, so body snatchera rav aged the cemeteries at night, breaking up me jaws or the dead to extract tneir teeth to sell to dentists for Inser tion in live men's mouths. Anarmvof these ghouls followed Wellington's army, uney were licensed as sutlers, but once night fell out came their nip pers and they prowled over the battle field extracting the teeth of the dead or dying. Asafetida. Sheep have a tit of Joy eating the young asafetida plant, and Persians and other oriental races relish it as much as sheep. The Juice of the asa fetida plant when fresh is so strong tuac a teaspoonful turns out more smell in a house than a hundredweieht of drug store asafetida. A Solemn Ceremony. "Papa." whispered Johnnv. who was in attendance at the Sunday moraine services, "why do the people look so sad when tbey drop their money in mat plate?" Chicago Tribune. They Trace Those Who Steal or troy Property of the Road. The secret service is a bard etme to tackle, but, like all kinds of work, it Cas its easy Jobs. One of them is that of special agent for a railroad. The agent is supposed to trace those wno steal or destroy railroad property wnen ne is notified that a trunk or other article of baggage is missing be nnas out by its number from where it was sent and follows it on the books to the last station where It has been checked. Then he notifies the police In the vicinity between th itoHnn where the baggage was last checked and the station where It should have been checked. The police get busy, and probably the property Is soon re covered and the thieves put In Jail. The baggage is then turned over to the special agent, who notifies the rail road official that he has recovered the stolen goods. If a freight car is robbed the spe cial agent pursues the same tactica He finds out where the car was last sealed and the place where the car was reported as having Its seal broken The police or constables In the coun try between the two points are notl fled, and If they fail to capture the robbers the railroad may never hear again of the stolen goods. Wherever destruction has occurred to railroad property it is usually police officers who trace and arrest those guilty. However, tne special agent must be a keen Judge of human nature and with sufileient tact to make himself popular with the police officers in his territory. Usually be is an old time detective and is well enough acquaint ed with detectives and police through out the country to obtain results where an amateur would fall. been appointed by tho County Court of the State of Oresron. for Morrow istrator of the estate ry Padberg deceased, notice is hereby given to the creditors of, nnd all persons having claims against said deceased, to present them verified as required by 1,-nv, within six months after the first publication oi tins notice to said E. L. Padbor- t ,1... . . ft .imiiiHiKTrator at his attorney's Ofhee, being the office of Sam. E. Van V actor, at Heppner, Oregon. E. L. PADBERG, Administrator of the estate of Henry Padberg, deceased. Dated January 12, 1912. fl5. niea in my office at Smripter, Oregon. on or before February 2D, 1912. Full Information In regard to the grazing ices to be charged and blank forms to be used in making applications will be furnished upon request. j 18-f 15 HENRY IRELAND, . Supervisor. it SEEDS' Notice To Creditors. Notice is hereby given thaftlie undersigned has been appointed ad ministratrix of the estate of M. B. Metzler deceased. Persons having claims against said estate are required to present same to me duly verified at the Drug store of Patterson and Son at Heppner Oregon, within six months from date oi uus notice. . JULIA R. METZLER. , . Administratrix. Dated December 28-1911. Good gardeners are those who raise eood flow ers and veeetables. Good flowers and veeetables en ma from good seeds. We pro duce good seeds the infer- . ence is obvious, ror sale everywhere. 1912 SEED ANNUAL Free on Request D.M.FERHY4C0. Detroit, Mich. PROFESSIONAL CAISJDS NoticeofFinalAccounting. Notice is hereby given that the undersigned, administrator de bonis non of the Estate of Charles E. Miller deceased has filed with the County Court of Morrow Courty, Oregon his final account as such administrator and that the said Court hns fiivpd Monday the 5th day of February, 191 ui iu o ciock A. jm. as the time and the County Court Room in the Court house in Heppner, Oregon as the place for hearing said account and me settlement of sa d estate. Anv person having any objection to offer to such account must present same on or oeiore tne date aforesaid ANSON E WRIGHT Administrator de bonis non of the Estate of Charles E. Miller Deceased. C. E. WOODSON. A TTQRNE Y-AT-LA W Office In Palace Hotel Heppner, Oregon Sam E. VanVactor. ATTORNEY AT LAW. Office on west end of May Street Heppner Oregon. Citation. Usually the Case. The husband may be boss of his own house, but his wife usually conceals the fact from bis knowledge until he rorgets about it. St Louis Post-Dla-pateh. The best preparation for the future Is the present well seen to, the last duty well done. Notice of Sheriff's Sale. Juet the Oppeeit. "lie appears to love his wife Tery muchr -Tea." "She moat be a charming talkerT "No, she Is a charming keep tiller." Botistoa Poet Finish every day and be done with It Emerson. 8afe. Elizabeth had Just committed Mary prison. "Fear not for vnnr faiw 6ear cousin," she said. "The tower la equipped throughout with the block system." Stanford ChaparraL ' It Degree. Mrs. Blowtt Are yon planning an expensive gown? Mrs. Knowlt Well, It will take at least five courses and his farorlte flishee to get it-Harper's Batar. Boomerang Peema. "I never bear you kicking at tbe mail service.'' "No; my poems come back cromntlr enouga."-nttsburg Post ; TOY VIRTUE OF AN EXECUTION JJand order of sale duly issued bv the Clerk of the Circuit Court of the County of Morrow, State of Oregon, uatea tne 2nd day of September, 1911, in a certain nction in the Circuit Court for said County find Stnto wnerein The S. B. Barker Coim.anv. i corporation, Plaintiff, recovered udgment against Louella Honner ana j. A. Hopper, husband and wife, Gilliert Hunt Company, a corpora tion, linnk of Heppner, a corpora tion, Interior Warehouse Company, corporation, D. S. Harris. .1. A. Bergeron and Mrs. J. A. Bergeron husband and wife, Defendants, for the sum of One thousand seven hnn- dred fifty-seven nnd 41-100 Dollars. with interest at the rate of 10 per cent, per annum from October 11th, 1909 and Two hundred Dollars, at torney's fees and for the further sum of One hundred sixty-four and 65-100 Dollars, with interest thereon from the 1st day of February, 1909, at the rate or 10 per cent, per annum, and the further sum of Fiffy and no-100 Dollars Attorney's fee, and costs and disbursements taxed at Sixtv-elc-ht and 20-100 Dollars, on the lotfi dav of January, jyi2. Notice Is hereby given that I will on Saturday, the 17th day of Febru ary, 1912, at 2:30 o'clock P. M . of said day, at the front door of the Court House in Heppner, Morrow County, Oregon, sell at public auction to the highest bidder for cash In hand, the following described prop- - i TN THE COUNTY COURT OF THE A Stilts r1 Orofrnn fnm V.rt n . M "i lUi w,c UUUIUJ' UI Morrow. In the Matter of the Estate of Cyn- tnia A. Benge, deceased. ion. Li. Benge, E. H. Benge, Mat- tie Henderson, Ruth O. Barnett, Rosa Eskelson, William Mack, Elsie King, Myra Mack, Wilbur Mack, Frank Benge, Gladys Benge, and Fred Benge, Greeting: In the Name of the State of Oregon: You are hereby cited and required to appear in the County Court of the State of Oregon for the County of Morrow on Monday, the 5th day of February, 1912, at 10 o'clock In the forenoon of that day, then and there to show cause, If any, why an order should not be granted to the admin istrator of the estate of Cynthia A. Benge, deceased, to sell so much of the following described real estate of said deceased as shall be necessary, to-wit: Lot 1, Block 12, and that part of Lot 10, Block 12, of the Town of Lexington, Morrow County, Ore gon, lying between the alley running through said Block 12 and the center of the Channel of Willow Creek. itxkkh the Hon. C. C. Patterson. Judge of the County Court of the State of Oregon, for the County of Morrow with the heal Seal of said Court affixed this 2,Iru day of December, A. D. 1911. Attest: W. O. HILL. Clerk S. E. Notson ATTORNEY AT LAW. Office in Court House, Heppner, Oregon. F. H. ROBINSON, LAWYER, lone, - - - Oregon WARRANTED FOR ALL TIME. If you purchase the NEW HOME von win have a life asxct at the price you pay, and will not have an endless chain of repairs. Quality Considered it is the Cheapest in the end to buy. If you want a sewing machine, write to our latest catalogue before you purchase. The New Home Sewing Machine Co, Oranp, Mass.' 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Kept constantly on tan.i and can be furniebeBC-i short notice t - parties wishing to drive ict ,be interior. Firs' cIrbl : : Hacks and Bugyjes CAU I ROUND AND Shi? US?. WE CATER TC VIIE ; . IX)MMERCIAL TRAVELERS -ND CAN FURNISH KIGS AND DRIVER ON SHORT NOTICE : : : Heppner, Oregon OSTEOPATHY AND MECIIANO-THERAPY Dr. Martha S. Arledge. D. 0. Dr. J. P. Conder, M -T. D. Treatment of all diseases 99 per cent, of canes successfully treated without operation fluGeaalBe N. E. WINNARD, Al. D. PHYSICIAN Jk St'RUEOM Graduate of : Lenox Colieee. 1885. Chicago Homeopathic Med Colleae -toinj. , Rusk Medical College, 1892. n JrNow$ w ... ..I DOMESTIC A MONTH Yon en pl- th fat model, vMUihM tkmmm tic.th rf corn fi4 QUMfl Of MWfn uw unn.in toot norne, wit eonttntwllr wtail paying 2 manfth, and en- Hrcf to yoa or from or iMtml (tnrf. A matyniflctmt itrfhur uifMnrMtu (Xrr. We Wfl! Take Your JMJ Machine rZXiA. UornrtBtic And yl cmi till tak ad DOMESTIC Notice of Stockholders Meeting. NOTICE Is hereby given that the regular annual meeting of the stockholders of the Heppner Mining Co., will be held at the ofliceof Sam E. Van Vactor, in Heppner, Oregon, on the second Tuesday of February, 1912, being the 13th day of February. 1912. at 2 o'clock p. m. This meeting Is for the purpose of electing officers and for any other business that may appear. Kdoar B. Aterh, Secretary. I). B. Stalter. President. Dated at Heppner, OregonJanuary F. E. Boyden, M. D. Physician & Suroeo Office in rear of Patterson & Son's Drug Store. HEPPNER OREGON Clyde Wells TONS0RIAL PARLORS HAIRCTJTTINO Morrow Building SHAVING BATHS Heppner, Oregon The cerfeet sewfnv rMn tv,.. i , ... m.kan.i is torts? b.. this, r. Tw. w.chln UJiijinil i2 i ompl.t. at of .lUchm.i.tA Vi!imlSS!Sl!I,mVJ"''hlSf Prf Find out .bout it. Kf ND ,? BOOK. rREC, Thefrnth Ahoot 8wini . md. ,t . St-ri.1 Uw Priuuid.t ONLY t2 month. Lr r. Uteratur. will ... ,ou .,. S.n.1 for it NOW. F- H-ROBINSON w. S. SMITM ROBINSON & SMITH. lone, Oregon. eal Estate R Farms and City Property for Sal. Farm to rent. Correspondence solicited. Star, JHTotel : NEEL & CO. Props. Everything neat and clean at popular prices. Corner Chase and May Streets, Heppner, Oregon