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About Heppner gazette. (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 22, 1910)
I A famous fair. In a vast country like Russia, hard iy yet openad up by railway communi cation, It is not surprising that there should still be a great fair like that of Nlshnl Novgorod. This town forms the meeting place of Russian and Asiatic traders, and the amount of business dene there is probably equal 10 mat or half a dozen of the largest fairs of the middle ages. Vast quanti ties of skins, iron, tobacco and cheap manufactured goods lie about in great heaps, and surrounded by the waters of the Volga and the Oka on the great market place anise shops and booths to the enormous number cf ten thousand, while the visitors exceed half a mil lion. The total business transacted at each fair is said to be. about two hun dred and flrty million dollars, and the credits opened there exceed thll fig ure. , Mothers win find Mrs. WlntfloWi Soothing fyrup tiB best remedy to useioi tlieir ohlWrea luring the. teething period. Something of a Joke, A rood example of the kind of stor Mark Twain used to like to weave into his after-dinner speeches was the tale of the drinker who unwillingly put in an application for membership in a temperance society, sailed the next day on a three years' voyage, on which he kept the pledge In spite of longing and temptation, and returned to resign only- to find that his name had been blackballed originally. Buf falo Commercial. Hit Hartlng Shot. i A local minister had had a serious time in fighting the saloon element in his town and had not been backed up In his efforts by the members of his own church. This with other trou bles had led to his resignation, and In announcing his departure at his farewell sermon he said: "I am going to do something the devil has never "one. I am rpIpz to leave C Marks on Mahogany. White stains made on a mahogany table by hot dishes may be removed by rubbing in oil and afterward pour ing wine on the spot and rubbing dry with a soft cloth. Shake Into Your Shoes Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder for the feet. It nana painful, swollen, smarting, sweating feet. Makes new shoes easy. fyid by all Drukrirists and Shoe Stores. Don't accept any substitute. Sample FREE. Address A. 8. Olmsted. Le Roy, K. Y. CAP and ' ' 'X ".. ' ROUGH ON THE POOR TRAMP Eager for an Education. A Poltava, south Russia, paper re cently published an advertisement from a Jew who offered to pay the fees at a local gymnasium of three Christian children. The reason for the offer is obvious. By the admission of the three Christians an extra place, under the percentage form, would be provided for a Jew, and the advertiser hoped by this desperate means to secure the admission of his son. SORE EYES, weak, inflamed, red, watery and swollen eyes, use PETT IT'S EYE SALVE. All druggists or Howard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y. The Clothes Brush. Sometimes the useful clothes brush is the only unattractive thing on mi lady's dressing table. The "pretties" never have good bristles, and the plain wooden handle can be made to harmonize with the room by covering It with flowered silt Cover the raw edges with galon. t Maxims of a Novelist. "Relations always want to know where you are going and what you are doing there's nothing so curious as relations." "One gets to know people better in one's thoughts sometimes than when one is with them." "Sir George's Objection," by Mrs. W. K. Clifford. TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY for Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyea and Granulated Eyelids, Murine Doesn't Smart Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists Sell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid, 25c, 60c, $1.00. Murine Eye Salve in Apeptio Tubes. 2.r,c, $1.00. Eye Books and Eye Advice Kree by Mall. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago, Thirsty Traveler Unknowingly Pumps Water Into Cistern of Ingenloua Lazy Individual, The tramp had walked a good three miles and was particularly thirsty. A sudden turn in the road brought him to the foot of a steep hill, at the top of which stood a large bouse. The tramp paused a moment before at tempting the herculean feat of storm lng the hill. He felt hungry and thirsty. He glanced to the left. These words caught his eye: "Tarry, trav eler, and refresh thyself.". The tramp was sorry the sign was attached to pump-nandie. However, water was better than nothing, so he commenced to pump. The SDOut remained , drv. He pumped with more vigor. Still no water. After ten minutes of hard work he said harsh things about the pump, and continued his Journey. . At the top of the hill he mentioned his grievance to a native. The latter point ed to the fine house across the road. 'The owner of that house," he said, "has some big water-cisterns which have to be filled from a stream In the valley. He is too lazy to fill 'em him self, though; so he rigged up that pump and connected It with his cis terns, and now" But the tramp was already sprinting across the road to argue with the mar who owned the pump. Juror Catches Judge Asleep. Men who are summoned for jury duty are ingenious in thoir excuses, and it often happens that the selec tions of a jury is the most diverting part of the case. One who was called In the county court here eomnlained that he was deaf. "You say that you are deaf?" said the judge. . "Eh, what is it you say?" said the man. "I said, are you deaf?" observed the Judge in a louder tone. "You'll have to speak louder," was the reply, "or I can't hear you." T guess we'll excuse you," said the ludge; "you can go." The deaf man had no trouble hear ing the court's last remark and sped out of the courtroom. "I think that's one on the judge," bserved one of the attorneys. HAPPINESS IN IDEAL STATE It It Relative Thing, Depending on En vironment, Prevloue Condition and Status of Mind. Happiness is the supreme object of man largely, we may suppose, because it is an Ideal state, which few beings have attained except for short periods In their existence. Perhaps this is be cause happiness is a relative thing, depending on environment, previous conditions, and the status of the lndi vldual's mind. Just as to the man who has been out in the winter's cold room in which the temperature la BO degrees will seem warm, so one who has been buffeted about in the battle with the world, beaten down at every turn, will And much happiness in status which to another would be su preme unhappinesa. Happiness depends on one's train ing, and still more on the natural tend encies of a person. One man finds delight to books, in earnest study ail his life; another finds Joy in the open, communing with nature. One holding money before him as the great goal obtains comparative happiness in ob taining it Another finds in the love of wife and children even greater hap piness, albeit he have but the simple means of living. Ingersol) would rather have been the poor peas ant toiling In his rocky fields for bread than Napoleon with all his glory, Caesar would rather have been first in a little Iberian village than second at Rome. Woolsey, after a long life spent In the service of his king, died regretting that he had not served God with half the zeal he had served his earthly master. THREAD USED BY SURGEONS Time Has Proven That Catgut Orvly Material for Burled Suture. Is LIKE MOTHER, LIKE SON. Roman Water-Mllls. Water-mills were used in the time cf Julius Caesar. In Roniap times slaves were condemned to the corn- mills, which were propelled by treads. Afterward cattie were used. In the third and fourth centuries there were as many an 300 cattle-mills' in Rome. FILL YOUR OWN TEETH ' FILL-O If you have aching teeth or cavities and you are too nervous for the dental ordal, try rill-O. the home dentist At druictiisls or by malt 60c FiLL-0 MKC CO, 351 lawn Bit. Sunk. Sua, Blumaer-Frank Drug Co.. distributors tor Oresron RELIABLE DENTISTRY REASONABLE RATES MS stTM....S5.t Priste-wwi m Tfrt wA- Pint.... JAM It $5.0- Imi Rsbkar tma i CU PtmMis Crewai $3.S0is $5.00 (M m TmMm FiBisn. $1 m 1 1 r ii i tn . r i H V 3nvruvRT...M,i W M frJM Errrtrtos sl . . . . Mr -1 FKtE irkia Finn in navei Cur Work Guaranteed perfect r-rwiwl uttfTt'lon, o out-of-town p,r-rV I'top na a ottfJ lor wpi-olnt n:tnt. Ont-of-isjwn VOrk comi i fd in riajr. ,,T"r work sny-nh- JiUm i'tir.mnt. kvery opsmior tTinHtit. Lmdy attendant. THE NEW YORK DENTISTS dr. a a TiiiDivaaT. usr tanStaSU au Sasisn, a av. Is 1 a HtCs. Fssr mi Marram relW Ormm When Lister fire advocated the em ployment of catgut as a material for ligatures, numerous writers pointed out the objections, both theoretical and practical, to the use of this sub stance. But time has seen a change and many surgeons at the present time maintain that the only suitable material for a burled suture Is cat gut, and that Bilk should never b employed except for skin sutures. In this, as In so many other points. the surgeon Is greater than the detalL It Is certain that millions of silk su tures have been inserted In the deep tissue, and have not cut their way out, for if a suture does make its way to the surface it is probably always because it was septic. The attempt to find a ligature or suture perfect in every way has caused surgeons to employ many dif ferent substances. Metallic sutures for a time received much support, though they are rarely seen now. Animal fibres of various kinds, such as kangaroo tendons and threads of the aorta of the ox, have been praised by some surgeons, and one surgeon claimed that perfection was to be found In fibres obtained from the llga mentumnuchae of the narwhal. It Is fortunate that the medical world has not fallen In with this latter recom mendation, for It is to be feared that the supply would fall far short of the demand. T''ammmmvmmvsxammx.M.UMJiiAMi' the keystone to health mi is , Ihostetter'sI 1 STOMACH I I BITTERS I fv It you are sick! y and run down and very easily sub jected to Colds, Grippe or Stomach Ills you cannot take a better medicine than the Bitters. Thous ands have already proven this; why not you today? Cot Nothing From Legacy. ,Tho df aeons of a Daptlst chaps! In ( iltentiatn, England, got a shock wn they heard the contents of the wiU (if on of the chapel trustees, who died in December, 1908. By a codicil he left a hundred pounds to the chapel for each deacon who attended hfs fu neral. There were nine deacons, but not one of them attended; so instrad of the 900 by which the chapel mizht have been the richer, the legacy was void. Appeal Made Effective, A certain Harford (Md.) farmer has hit upon a mode of relief from tres passing fowls belonging to his neigh bors. On one end of a thread four Inches long he fastened a grain of corn and on the other end a tag in scribed "Please keep me home." These were scattered where the trespassers weie usually found, and a score or more of hens carried home the appeal. The Ancient of a Future Day. People are always talking of th study of the ancients; yet what doei this mean but apply yourself to th actual world and seek to express it since this is what the ancients did when they were alive? P-oethe. Be Wise In Selecting Friends. Every young man is the better for cherishing strong friendships with the wise and good; and he whose soul is j a man would dare. Let the stress be Feminine Moods. "Women will go far in certain moods, far beyond their own fears and nearer to the dictates of temper than knit to one or more chosen associates with whom he can sympathize in right aims and feelings, is thereby the bet ter armed against temptation and con firmed In paths of virtue. Collyer. It's Different In Life. In novels the virtuous hero alwavs waits twenty years for the equally vir tuous heroine; in real life neither waits for the other more than 20 mln- utee, and sometimes not even that, if there Is anything more exciting eolna on." -"Diana of Dreams," by G. B. tsurgln. PUBLJC LANDS Advice tt-iven on all matter nertainino- in Hniti. rtead. Desert Land, Timber Claims. Mining. Irri gation. Etc. Appeals prepared: State your case: write for information. G ROVER LANGMADE, Attorney. Washington. D. C. Formerly LAW EXAMINER: Land Office. Wash ington, D. C. great enough, and the kindest of them will become as the most cruel, ths gentlest, as the actually criminal." "The Girl With the Red Hair," by Max Pemberton. U d Falling Ayer's Hair Vigor, ncv Im proved formula, will certainly! stop taiiinj of rne hair. Indeed, we believe it will always do this unless there is soma disturb ance cf the general health. Then, a constitutional medicine A may be necessary. Consults your physician about this. Does rnl cnne , cnlo of ihr hair. A Tor inula w!'h each bottla Show it to ygur u' c or ak lum b'-aut It, a&u Oo an h lay ijers t i ne reason wny Ayer's Hair vigor stops railing h iir is because it first desuoys the germ3 which c-ause this trouble. After this is done, nature soon brings about a full recovery, restoring the hair nd scalp to a perOctiv h'b'- cmdt''--. Black Pfper Protector. Wrap gold or silver trimmings In black paper and you will find that they will remain untarnished through many seasons. All frocks should ba wrapped In black paper also. A good quality of tissue paper should be used, and if this is not practicable, ue a heavier grade. Few Forest Fires In Saxony, Although one-fourth of the area of Saxony is wooded the kingdom seldom has a serious forest fire because of the vigilance of the foresters and rigid laws for the prevention of such fires. . 2 Itnute 4 Minute COLUMBIA Indestructible Records Fit any make of phonograph or graphophone Brilliant Tone Never Break Never Wear Out SOLD BY YOUR HOME DEALER OR COLUMBIA PHONOGRAPH CO. PORTLAND, OREGON. A TRIP TO PORTLAND FREE CUT SATES IN PAINLESS DENTISTRY ii) ft-'V fairness extraction rret f V" S Silver Fillings 50c f 'Iti vjum rulings ......,.JC I jf 22 K. Gold Crowns (3 Jt, ,, ;W Porcelain Crowns S3 'r,'v 'f Mi-,r.!,ir..... a 0' Bridge Work, 22 K. Goli!"!$3 Inlay Fills. Pure Gold $2 Very Nice Rubber Plate Best Rubber Plate on Earth $7 ALL THIS WORK IS GUARANTEED. Don't throw your money away. A dollar saved Is twodollars earned. Our original reliable Modern Painless Methods and our perfected office equip ment saves us time and your money. BOSTON DENTISTS, 5th a Morrison, Portland Eutrxnce 291 Vie Morrison, opposite PostorKce and Meier A Frank. Established in Portland 10 years. Open evenings antil 8 and Sunday until 12:30. for people who work. THE OLD Pai n less RELIABLE De ntists Not only do we guarantee our work, but w promise to do it quickly, painlessly and carefully. The below prices npe k for themselves. SEE US AND ENJOY COMFORT. Term !T Full Set of Teeth $5.00 Bridge Work or Teeth Without Plates J3.50 to J5.00 Gold Crowns $3.50 to $5.00 Porcelain Crowns $3.50 to $5.00 Gold or Porcelain Fillings $1 Up Silver Fill intra 50c to $1 15 YEARS' GUARANTEE. Hours, 8 A. M. to 8 P. M.. Sundays, 9 to 12. Union Dental Co. PAINIESS DENTISTS. First ind Morrison Sts. PORTLAND. ORE. W. 3L. DOUGLAS 3.00 3.50tS.C0 SHOES J,"-0Sj; Boys' Shoes, $2.00, $2.50 and $3. 00. Best in the WorlO, If I could take yon into my large factories at. Hrocliloii, M hhs., mid show you how care fully W. h. Jlouplas slioes are made, thesuperior workmanship and the hij:h uraile leathers used, you would then understand whv Inllr forSo!lar I Guarantee The benefit of tree hides, which apply princiaal'y to male leather, anil the reduced tariff on wola leather, now enahlea mm to olvo tho wearer more value for h!o money. Let ter and lonpar waarlng S3, 93.BO and $4 shoes than I could give him are voum tothetarlffrevtalon. Mr Shoes U hold their sbate. look and fit better and wear . I1 longer than any other ?.'UK). S3.50 H; or $4.00 shoes you can buy. 1 VV1 Do TOO realize that 111 V Shoes have been the stanHnnl riwnr.l v sEVrj years; that I make and sell more ?.1.00, .1.50 and $4.00 shoes than . P 1 Pridfnt any other manufacturer in the United States (Quality cunts. IMJntvUxfclA It Las made W. L. Douglas shoes a household wont everywhere, lr jfig'ft CAUTION ! rS.,K!!;fe.MTAKE NO SUBSTITUTF iMiKiiw. .-noes, write tor Mftll urtpr ratAlnir- It your dealer cannot supply yon with VV. I W. JL. ttOlu .AH, 14. Spurs St.. Hroektsin, Maw. Mother When you are through play ing, Willie, put your toys away. , I don't like to do It every time you are tired. Wlllle Tou are just like me In that respect, mamma. Novel Way to Raise Money, "To raise a considerable amount of money with very little trouble Is to form a story chain, for a winter," says Martha Landon, In Woman's Home Companion. "A group of ten women meet at the home of one of them on an afternoon and one reads aloud a story, some thing worth listening to, like "The Toy Shop" or "The Man Without a Country" or any of the best short sto ries; then tea Is served and perhaps there Is a little music. Each person present pays an admission fee of 25 cents. In turn each of the ten guests give a similar tea at her home and the same programme Is followed, and each of these guests gives a tea; when this has been done three or four times the chain comes to an end, but the treas ury is nlled." PUTNAM FADELESS DYES FrS:0!- .r"???5 ?rlhtr aSd ffster f .olor? than any other dye. One 1 Oc package colors silk, wool and cotton equally well Sr..J? eed ve Perfef 4 reaulta. Ask dealer, or we will send postpaid at 10c a package. Write for free booklet bow to dye, blacn and mix colors. MONRO DRUG COMPANY. Qncy, imnotaT TTimi Urn twtim imam liralTil I r in It i b t J -"lisTmi turtaiiiiirinti 1 ....m..: a-f u SZSSfl PO READ'S NEW INDUSTRY CHAMBER OF COMMERCE INDORSES OUR COIN PAYING MACHINES Making a Vote Count Louis M. Sanders, Republican can didate for alderman of the Second ward, Orange, N. J., is responsible for the following yarn: It was election day in a email Mich igan city, when a prominent politi cian happened to meet an old darky servant of his. "Well. Sambo," asked Mr. Smith, "how did you vote todayT" "I ain't voted yit, boss," said Sam bo. "Why is that?" said Mr. Smith. "Well, boss, it's dls a-way. De Pro hibitionists dey give me $10 to vote their ticket and the Republicans dey give me $a to vote their ticket. Ah's goin' to wait to see how corrupt all do parties is 'fore I vote, en then Ahi goin' to vote for the leastest." PIS? it the name vou er C0VCK3 to remember need a remedy So It Is. "It is better to have the good will than the ill will of a man." "Yes, but it is better to have the ill will of Borne men than to have to laugh at their funny stories." Mean. "Why do you hate him aoT" "He has been knocking ma to the girl I go wiUi." "What did ha tell hert" "Whet my salary is." For Sleeplessness. Lack of proper ventilation often causes sleeplessness. Many ills of mankind have been blamed on the "draught" and while, to mothers, it seems a bad policy to bring up a child with tha draught-of-alr fear always present in mind, it is not advisable to sleep with the air blowing directly over Use body. But there should ba plenty of air in the room. Wear a nightcap, if you are afraid of a cold In the head, and place a screen in front of the window. That will pro tect the body and yet allow a free cur rent of air through the room. If yon are sleepless, fill the lungs with fresh air, breathe deeply and rhythmically, and soon you will fall asleep. A cup of hot milk and long, deep breaths of fresh air are better sleep Inducers than drugs. No Chance for Leak. Huntington Wilson, assistant secre tary of state, is a great admirer of Jim Smlthers, chief cf the telegraph corps at the White House, who handles all confidential telegrams sent by the president concerning affairs of state or politics. One day he waa asked what the chances were of Smlthers ever letting any of the official secrets leak oot "I think if anybody suggested that." he replied, "Smlthers would amither him to smithereens." The Suada Uagasiaa. mm NO. 1. A WONDERFUL DEVICE for Banks. Stores. Theatres and Railroad Ticket Offices. Companies with Larpre Payrolls and all Classes of Business where chanfre must be made quickly. You press the keys for the amount desired, turn the crank and the ex act amount (the machine cannot make a mis take) falls into your hand, at the same time it REGISTERS ON THE TAPE at top, exact amount paid. This does away with a listing machine, and the services of one or more men in a bank. This machine also makes chang-e for $1.00, $5.00, $10.00 and 420.00, by touching one key only. THE PURPOSE OF JUB COMPANY is the manu facturing and selling; of automatic change makingr; listins- aiding-: coin-paying machines and devices of a similar nature. Wl OFFER FOR SALE a small block of stock for ' factory and equipment, in Iota of 1 to 1000 shares at $11 each. simrr nun ti)K! F H 1 mm JkWMk 9 i KM. L.'l l-f i As t I ' J" -Jt Mai "'-lS:vfl 'I ' -75!, AAHJi, mi if if i r-fs sir.: k - K MODEL N- 1 THIS COMPANY WILL RETURN ANNUALLY $100 FOR EVERY $100 INVESTED FORTUNES KADE BY GROUKD-FtOOR INVESTORS 1100 invested in Burroughs Adding Machine Co. returned. ..$ 41,340 $10 " " National Cash Register Co. " ...J 42,870 $100 " " Underwood Typewriter Co. " ...$38,325 $100 " " Mergenthaler Linotype Co. " .. .$ 25K0 The Burroughs Adding Machine Co. in the first two years returned atock dividend of 1000 per cent; now paying 7 per cent annually, or S . 00 M each $1000. Merrenthaler Linotype Company have paid 62 dividends 1894 to ISO, aggregating $23,181,057.00. National Cash Register Company In 1W6 paid for stock dividends $&.0n0,no0.00. Now making 11.000 Registers per month. Have sold to date over SPO.OnO. STOCI ADVANCED 10 PER CENT DEC 7ik, 1910. aae next advance, which will come sosu. lavestigate before SniRAL KW MACKiNES wUl be ready for delivery before New Years. United States Cashier Co. Incorporated Under Oregon Laws KJLMTACTURERS OF CHANCE-MAENG COIN-PAYING MACELVES Home Office, 706-7-8-0 LewU BuUdinsr, Portland, Oreron PORTLAND CHAMBER OP COMMERCE V. S. Ca.hier Co. Portland, Or.. Nov. 3. 1P10. IVar irs1 have the pleasure in notifyin you that at a meetinjr of uie Bjard of Trustees of the Portland Chamber of Commerce, held Nov. Int. 1910. 1 was directed to state that the demonstration of your automatic coin paying machine convinced the Trustees of its excel lence, that they consider it perfect in evcy way. and that a factory for the manufacture of these machines would be an unusually de sirable industry for Portland. I am, yours respectfully. tSigned) E. C. G1LTNER, Secretary. IADD & TILTON BANK, PORTLAND, OR. A device of this character ha- Ion? been desired by- the banks and is thoroughly practicable, I can ruadiiy see that with a machine as perfect as yours i at the present time that the natural evolution of the machine would evidently be something startling. (Signed) C. B. WOODWORTH. C.ifcjKT. THE SEATTLE NATIONAL BANK Aaeb $15,000 000 U. S. Cashier Co.. Seattle. Wash.. December L 19;0 Portland. Ore., I have today been an interested witness of th work nerfi im-xi by ymir chanpe-n-.ak.ng- machine. Nothing to e rial biw ever cm- to my notice, nor have I ever hoard of a machme rx.-esiing th same utility as a mechanical cashier. Yours very tr-.iiv. K. V. AN KEN" Y. Cashier. Tear off and Seed Coupon Today. UNITED STATES CASHIER CO. '-KB 12-19 im t-os Lewis Diog., rot Hand, Oregon f KinlTv mfriA h,klt i.l.n,., .u me. giving further information concerning your com paying machines and company. Kama. Addrea : Citjr.