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About Heppner gazette. (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 29, 1910)
12Jo for Dressed Veal up ta ISO lbs. 12Jc for Dressed Block Bogs. 16c for Live Chickens. 35c for Fresh Eras. Smith pays the above prices. He does not charge commission nor drayage. Ad dress all shipments FRANK I SMITH MEAT CO. "FlehtlnE the Beef Trust" PORTLAND, OREGON BATTLE WITH LION Peoullar Roee In English Garden. Mr. William Tweddle of Stanhope, England, has growing In his garden a novelty In the shape of a helltrope moss rose. Gardeners declare that they have never before seen or heard of a moss rose of that color. The bush, which standi four feet high, contains about a dozen buds, besides two or three roses In full bloom. Sarsaparilla Cures all humors, catarrh and rheumatism, relieves that tired feeling, restores the appetite, cures paleness, nervousness, builds up the whole system. Get It today In usual liquid form or chocolated tablets called Sarsatabs. The Placable 8on of Nun. Joshua chuckled. "I never let the sun go down on my anger, he cried. Herewith he held It up till he fin ished the walloping. HOWARD E. BURTON - Aaaarer and Chemist, Leadrille, Colorado, Specimen prices; Uold. Silver. Lead. II. Gold, BUrer. 15o; Gold, Wo: Zlno or Copper, II. Mailing enrelopes end f all price lis! ni on application. I'ontrol ana empire wor so licited. Beferenosi Carbonate National Bank, Tents, Awnings, Sails Colt, HuwMcki, Curat us Coren 1 or 1.000 at factory prices. PACIf IC TtNT AND AWNING CO. H N. First St., Portland. Or. KODAKS AND KODAK SUPPLIES Write for catalogues and literature. Developing and printing. Mail orders given prompt attention Portland Photo Supply Co. 148 Third Street PORTLAND. ORE. :2'jz:..t ,-T ,. T . ir- -.i-;,, rT..y TkfT wm dw pmi prac far Rotes a! & Seattle Eraoiaiaa Ual KIWi an) vltMtd is Portland! amt aetstihjl prW Urn austi fcj etsreia. Said asital fw cauUfae U4a. THE SIBSON I0SE NURSERIES, 1180 C aUwaaba Aveaae, Partiaai Orttse. 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WrlOLtSA, -iricrJiM" Pharmacists wt Matturacruai hi aauo apiciAiT.es Phone Main 113 401 Main SL Vancouver, Washington New Tork-The Hon Secretary, cape buffalo and two bisons of the Central park menagerie were shipped to William Bartels of Newark recent ly, for a consideration, which Included two eelands, two tapirs and a pair of ostriches. It was one of the busiest afternoons Headkoeper Snyder and bis assistants ever put In, but finally all the animals, m weir respective shipping cages, were loaded on wagons and carted away. Everything went smoothly until the attempt was made to Inveigle Secre tary, who was born In the lion bouse about Seven years ago, Into his ship ping cage. Secretary did not want te go, and It took an hour and a quarter of pushing, pulling and fighting to overcome the spirit of one of the meanest Hons la the menagerie. with all the doors and windows barred, and hundreds of persons sur rounding the lion house, the work of getting Secretary from his cage was begun. Rose and Bismarck, the mother nd father of Secretary, in adjoining cages, lashed themselves into a fury while their big offspring was hurling himself against ttie bars of his cage In art endeavor to get at the keepers. The lion did not care to march into the trap. He would put his head In the ope door of the shifting cage, snurr once or twice, and with a great roar would lurch against the bars and rush to the rear of his cage. After half an hour of prodding had shown that the animal could not be transferred that way Into the cage nui anyaer aeciaea to try a noose By this time the Hon had worn itseli out, and was lying In a corner as do cile as a cat The noose was slipped over Secre tary's head, and then, while three men pulled and three men pushed, and Bill did the bossing, in went th Hon, like a lump of lead, to the fur thermost part of the transferring cage The beast was- so exhausted It could not move. This lion, named Secretary because. bo seemed to have an interest In everything transpiring in every othei cage In the Hon bouse, has been the first always tr announce the dally ra tions and the last to subside wher anything unusual bad happened tc mar the serenity of bis surroundings Bill said he was sorry to part with nlm, but there would soon have to b some room made for the three cubs He weighs In the neighborhood of 40C pounds, and was considered one of th best specimens in the Central park col lection. His value la said to be about $1,700. The two eelands were received al the roo earlier in the afternoon. They are the only ones in the Central park collection. In the last ten days two ol these animals have been received by the New York Zoological society, com ing from tr. ' "--'iBtiire. Pettit's tye Salve lor 25c Relieves tired eyes, quickly stop! eye aches, congested, inflamed and com mon sore eyes. All druggists oi Howard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y. 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Our ortci rial reliable Modern rainless Methods and our perfected effioe aquip anent saves V time snd yoor money, OITOM DENTiSIS, (th Merrisaa, Portfaad Bmraaea Kilt Moniaon. nil u alia Poetacnoe sad Maer A Pnvak. Istsbiubea aa Poniens 10 ywa. Oses tveniaif asadj I aad leasers aardi WilO, ter seeasi arks wvtk. Helping Her Out. "Hare you a young chicken f I am rather green at cooking." "Such being the case, madam, don't you think you'd better have an old, experienced fowl?" Courier Journal Labor. If It were not for labor men could neither eat sc much nor relish so pleas antly nor sleep so soundly nor be so healthful nor so useful, so strong nor ao patient, so noble or ao untempered. .leremv Tnv'nr CAP and NOT A TRAGEDY AFTER ALL Woman's Piercing Screams and Heart- broken Sobs Come From School of Dramatic Art. A woman's piercing scream smote the air. Thump, thump, thump! Heart breaking sobs broke upon the ears of the horrified listeners. With one accord they rushed up the staircase and burst open the door of the room from which the sounds pro ceeded. A lady, with dishevelled hair, torn and dust-covered clothing, and eyes red with weeping, stood in the middle of the room. A man, with coat off, sleeves rolled up, his eyeballs rolling In frenzy, confronted the intruders. "What do you want heref he de manded. "We are here In the Interests of hu manity," sternly answered one of them. "You are brutally maltreating this lady." "Am IT' he said, turning to her. "No o," she said, "you are not Gentlemen, he is teaching me how to express the natural emotions. This Is school of dramatic art" a Then the avengers slunk out of th door. The Retort. Mrs. Blzey I notice you're cleaning house, Mrs. Newcome, and I was afraid you might throw your rubbish out on the back lot. We don't do that sort, of thing here . Mrs. Newcome I burned all our rub bish in the furnace this morning, Mrs. Bizey, including a book on "Etiquette' which I might have saved for you. Catholic Standard and Times. WAS HE ECCENTRIC? FIRST CONSIDER THIS POINT OF VIEW. MAN'S Qoes to Greenland In the Winter and to Ecuador In the Summer Local Color His Aim and He Got It In That Way. Collecting Arrears. Cascaretta." he said, "is It all over between us?" Yes, Geoffrey: It Is all over. Henceforth we are merely friends.' Then, If you don't mind, I'll take back that diamond ring." The lovely maiden frowned. "No, Geoffrey," she said; "you didh give me this ring until we had been engaged six months. I'll wear it six months longer, If you please." Much the Same. 'But" protested te Englishman you nave no iamuy trees in your country." True," rejoined the plain Amer ican, "but we have a lot of measly underbrush, which is quite as much in the way and Just as detrimental tr the scenery." THE WAY NOWADAYS. III BARRELS IM'H) FINKE BRGS. 183 Madison St. Portland, Oregok COFFEEt. TEA SPICES BAKING POWDER EXTRACTS JUST RIGHT closset & devfcs K)rLANQ. ORt j W. L. DOUGLAS "olfsV0 SHOES XTEITS $2.00, f 2.50, $3.00, (3.50, 4.00, tJ.OO WOMEN'S I2.J0, S3.S3.S0, (4 BOYS' (2.00, 2 40 to 3.00 THE STANDARD FOR SO YEARS They are absolutely the most popular and bestshoea for th pric In America. They are the leaden every where because they hold their shape, fit better, look better and wear loa fer than other makes. They are posiHnly the most economical shoes for you to bay. DooElainam and th retail price sis tamp4 on to bottom value roaranteed. TAKB NO UBSTITUTII U toot lealar SspplT jo writ lor Mail Order Ci W.L. Catalog, Miss Schreecher Have you finished your song? Steele Ayers (a composer) Yes. Miss Schreecher Looking for t publisher? Steele Ayers No; looking for an advertiser. Too Much For It Mrs. Crank (excitedly) You public officials are not doing your duty, sir! Here I was bitten by a dog and lm mediately after It fell Into a fit Fudiic umciai (reeling) no won der, poor animal! An Ordinary Flight. "When your husband entered th. aviation contest, did he fly Into the clouds?" "No; the machinery broke down and be flew Into a rage." Very Flat. "Did you ever see where they ar. using collapsible bathtubs and folding gas ranges now?" "What for?" "Naturally, for flat housekeeping. Different Music "Does your son generally Chopin and Mendelssohn?" "No, madam; he mostly plays the pUy "I'm always very careful about call ing a man eccentric or perverse," re marked the amateur philosopher, "un til I find out just what idea he has In his noddle. Some fellows who do queer things have very plausible rea sons to offer. "There's an artist who eats his luncheon whenever he Is In town at the same little restaurant on the east side that I have frequented for years. Yesterday he paused over a glass of Italian red ink and looked up at me as solemn as you please. 'It will be a long time before we Bit at the same table again,' he said. Tm going down to Ecuador right away.' The thermometer on the wall said 92 degrees, and it must have been close to 100 In the sun. It was the warmest day of the summer, so far and his reference to a country that is called after the equator wasn't exact ly soothing. "Ain't it hot enough for you here? I asked him, pulling out my handker chief. 'If you take my advice you'll put off your trip for a few months. "Wouldn't think of doing that,' he answered. 'Of course, it will be hot In Ecuador, but huh! that's what I'm looking for. I suppose you d prefer Greenland, but what will you say when I tell you that Greenland was the coun try where I put In a mighty Interest ing winter three years ago?" Most people would have at once put him down as a crank, but I took the trouble to get at his motives. My friend is an artist, and he was going in search of local color, or atmos phere, to use the patter of his trade. He did not think that the tropics are at their best In winter. There are apt to be tourists around, and other in truders who strike a Jarring note. Be sides that, the landscape itself Is less characteristic. The foliage Is not so dense, and there are fewer flowers and fruit Similar objections can be made to Greenland In the summer. If one wishes to visit the far north why not go when the aurora borealls Is at Its best, the snow Is deepest, and the long arctic night makes It possible for one to enjoy a really novel experi ence? It was to this effect that he ex plained himself, and his arguments seemed mighty good to me. "It was the same point of view that led this artist to fight shy of Niagara Falls on a public holiday because he didnt want to be mixed up with the sightseers, but to visit Coney Island on a crowded excursion steamer and ioln a personally conducted tour through Chinatown. When I accused him of being In consistent, he pointed out that when one visits the Falls it is for the pur pose of admiring the solemn beauty of the scenery, and the fewer distrac tions from outside sources the better. Coney Island, on the other hand, Is the greatest amusement resort In the world, and exists because of the crowds that go there. To get the true spirit of the thing, one should travel with the pleasure seekers, who are In reality more Interesting than any side show. As for Chinatown, surely it Is a study in human nature to be with a party of slummers that can be fooled by the exhibition that the wily Orien tal prepares nightly for their benefit! Now. I put It to you, was my friend, the artist, so very eccentric after all?" 1 r i1 Sherman Jplay& Co. ESTABLISHED 40 YEARS SIXTH, AT MORRISON ST., PORTLAND, OR. We want you to try this Piano IN YOUR HOME FREE. We want you to try It at our expense because At ihe end of thirty days the Piano ITSELF will convince you of the following facts: It's the best value on earth for the price ($275). It's MUSICALLY and MECHANXALLY right! We know there is so much real value in this Wellington Piano we're selling for $275 on easy payments that we're willing to let it be ITS OWN SALESMAN. It will tell it own story to you in your home if you'll send us the coupon. Please sena me lull particulars concerning this unusual Piano offer. 1 a w 4 Name Address. CATAijOOJ 6REATESTJ Adjustment, Divorce Is Increasing, Insanity Is In creasing, parental authority is de clared to be prostrate, the boy Is not what he was! Surely we must be heading for the bow-wows, and pro gressing fast Not at all. We are merely getting adjusted to the great est changes in the conditions of hu man existence that any one genera tion of men has seen in centuries. And possibly it is true that high prices oi food are helping our adjustment by driying some city dwellers back Into the country. Harper's Weekly, Lots of Fun. The sweet little sole sister of arge family was asked If she didn't have a lot of fun with the big brothers who were at once her slaves and ty rants, her adoring and adored. "Yes'm, came the surprising response, accom panied by a seraphic smile, "we have lots of fun always. Sometimes," the ride eyes waxing fascinatingly remin iscent and dreamy, "sometimes they Bght me, an' sometimes I fight them!" He Made a Hit Blnkly "My gracious, old man, you are tU banged up." Crankleigh "You have hit It" Blnkly "What did you do dispute the right of way with an automobile?" Crankleigh "No. Took a drop too much." Binkley "Why, 1 didn't know you drank." Crankleigh "I dont The drop I took was from an aeroplane 20 feet from the ground Dr. B. L Wright Have your teeth out ar i plate and bridge work done. For out-of-town patrons we finish plata and bridge work in one day ii necessary. "rTiiir PRICES: xty'H ' J! T- !- Cnm-.... $3.00 ' I lJ A -A ' 22k Brifce Teea $3.50 Ma-Fib,. m Lu" L' 7' F-! Fit.... $i-oo XXXXXWk "' rlaia. $5.00 --SHfcVSA rum Exrscaas.. 50e BEST METHODS Painless Extraction Free when plates or brida work Is ordered. Consultation Free. You cannot (ret better painless work anywhere, no matter how much you pay. All Work fully Guaranteed for Tiftccn Year Dr. B. E. Wright Co, 342 1 Washington St, Portland, Oregon Take ear at depot end transfer to Washington St. Yankee Windmills In Turkey. Consul' George Horton of Salonlkl. In his annual report states that as the greater portion of the land In that section of European Turkey lacks running streams and as water for cat tle and Irrigation of gardens must be obtained from deep wells, windmills are beginning to make their appear ance. It has been found that those of American manufacture stand best the strain of the heavy winds. At the Thessalonlca Agricultural lnstl tute, an American missionary institu tion, a Chicago windmill Is doing good work and shows not the least sign of yielding to the elements. The director thinks of supplementing this with a petroleum pumping engine. rill f ii vD I e 3 V M IF 'atf " II 111 K If...., . Ar. 1 I I H I Ml Rubbing It In. The argument had reached the Jurcp- mg-off point "Oh, well, I dont care," she said. "Have It your own way but our en gagement la off." "Dont say that" he protested. T am willing to admit that I was In the wrong." That's all right as far as It goes," she retorted, "but It doesnt go quite far enough." "What more can I do?" he queried. "You can and must admit that I was In the right" she replied. And he did. St Louis Post-Dls patch. Equipment "I'm going abroad. What ought I to have on the boat?" A motor car, a letter of credit a thoroughbred dog, a bridge set a sound stomach and patience." Life. Seasickness Nothing New. One of the most curious errors as to seasickness Is that it Is a suffering which the sturdier ancients did not know. Really there Is plenty of allu sion to the trouble In the ancient classics. Above all there was that bout of seasickness which, according to Seneca, cost Cicero his life. It was so bad that rather than endure It any longer he put back to land, risking certain death at the hands of Mark Antony's agents If they caugiit him, as they did. The word "nausea is Greek, meaning literally "shlppi-ness." Rose Guess, Any one can play this simple game. Take a full-blown rose, hold It up where all can see, then let them write on slips of paper how many petals they think are in the rose. The petals are then counted and the nearest right receives a prize. tJonsiipotgon "For orer nine years I suffered with chronia constipation and during thia time I had to take n injection of warm water once every 14 hour before I could hare an action on my bowels. 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