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About Heppner gazette. (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 22, 1910)
12Jo for Dressed Veal up to 180 lUk 12Jc for DreBHcd Block Hogg. 1 6c fur Live Chickens. 30c for Freeh Ettua. Smith pays the above priced. He does not churtre commission nor diayage. AJ-di-u,.u all shipments FRANK L. SMITH MEAT CO. "FlKhtlnsr the Beef TruBt" PORTLAND, OREGON Dr. B. E. Wright Have your teeth out ar i plate and bridtre work done. For out-of-town patrons we rlnlsh plate and brldirs work In one day u necassary. PRICES- Jit Malar Crams. . 'S5.00 Cld FiUimi $1 EuimI Fillhwi... $1.00 Silm Filliajs.... 50c GmI Dahlxr Plain $5.00 Bi Red Kuttw ,. Plaks $"-50 Piinlcfa Eilrlflioa., 50c BEST METHODS Painless Extraction Free when plates or bridjra work is ordered. Consultation Free. You cannot Erl better painless work anywhere, no mutter ow much you pay. All Work fully Guaranteed for Fifteen Yean Dr. B. E. Wright Co. 342J Washington St., Portland, Oregon Take car at depot and transfer to Wichlnirton St. Effect of Sound and Color. Every one la familiar with the ef fects of Bound upon the nervoua. Har monious sounds please and gratify. In harmonious sounds displease and Ir ritate. Sweet music, the singing of birds, the purling of a brook, fall pleasantly upon the ear, soothing and delighting the hearer. The screeching of a rusty hinge, the banging of a door, the sound of a discordant piano. Irritate and annoy the hearer. If long enough continued, such sounds will produce an evil condition of nervousness. VAndTTQ AND KODAK t. J XJ f Xi. SUPPLIES Write for catalogues and literature. Developing and printing;. Mail orders (riven prompt attention Portland Photo Supply Co. 149 Third Stieet PORTLAND. ORE. Neth & Co. SB" COLLECTORS We Buy and Collect Notes, Mortise;., and Real f slat. Contracts. No Collection No Chars. Worcester Bid?., Portland, Ore. ALCOHOL OPIUM TOBACCO Habits Positively Cured. Only authorised KselfiT In- thorised Keele r In Oreoon. Wl or tilnatreted clrralsr. man toniwri,7lt.linia. Drink Cured in Three Days "The Neal Cured Me" Habit No Hypodermic Injections, You can take this treatment at the Institute or your home, and your money will be returned if a perfect cure is not ajTectfd. Investigate this, it will only take a few moments to phone us fo information.- Personal and financial reference on application. For full informa tion, phone, write or call at the NEAL INSTITUTE Phone. Marshall 2400 X14 Hall St. miTLANn. ORF.J Union Painless Dentists Out-of-Town People Should rememlier that our force I. m orirnnired thai we cun do Ihpir entire Crnwn. Itr.dKe ni..l I'Ute work In s dajf if neoewnry. I'oxitl.plv in.nla eitrm-t-Ins free wheu (iJstea ir hrul :e are oritirel. e re Diove the mot e nillv leeih and root without the leaat pain. No .anient, no uncertainty, hut .peolnl Ista who do the most scluultuo and can-ful work Eadr attendants. Full Set ol Teeth $5.00 Bridtre Work or Teeth without Pistes $1 50 to S Gold Crowns. $3.50 to J.00 Porcelain Crowns JJ.SD to .00 Gold or Porcelain FlMnas $1.00 Up Bilvsr Flllinirs S0 U) Jl-00 Beat Flate Msde $7.50 No chara-ea for Painless Extracting; when other work at done. 15 years' Ounran tee with all work. Hours. 8 a. m. to 8 p. m. i2m Morrison Street. C. Gee Wo The Chinese Doctor This wondeful man has made a life study of the properties of Roots. Herbs and Barks, and is arivins; the world the benefit of his services. jk No Mercury. Poison. f . 1 1 ..J aj.. Vu. vinraiivM w vaiuii Guarantee to cur. Catarrh, Asthma, Luntr. Btnmarh and Kidney troubles, and ail Private IHsssnn of M a and Woman. A SURE CANCER CURE Just received from Pekln, China sals, nn and reliable. Unfailing in lu works. If yoa cannot call. writ, for avmptom blsi'k and circular. Inelos. 4 cents la stamps, CONSULTATION WEC The C Gee Wo Medicine Co. 1C2H first St, cr. Morrison, Portland, Or. tfP' TEETH ( iT CA1P and ELULS FOUR LADIES IN DISCUSSION What Man Overheard While Dining at Restaurant Women All Talked at Same Time. A man dining alone at a restauran the other night was observed to smile hugely as he listened, to the prattle of four ladies seated Immediately be hind him. They were discussing di vergent topics, and, as Is usual in such cases, they were all talking at the same time. This is the result as it reached the man's ears: "Thank goodness, my Polly Is blessed " ' "With a calf's head and a pig's face " "I love to see little Johnny well dressed " "In the fish kettle over a charcoal fire " "To see the darlings dancing before one " "In the frying pan " "And to hear their guilelesj tongues " "Bubble and squeck " "I always see the children put to bed personally " "And smothered In onions " "And If they have been good bairns, I Invariably order " "The heart to be stuffed and roasted, the gizzard to be peppered, and the Bole to be fried " And so on, and so on. Her Little Jest The man who goes about selling those little Swiss clocks stopped at the wayside cottage. "Lady," be said, politely, "let me sell you one of these tiny timepieces They are very simple and even the works are wood." "Gracious!" exclaimed the humor ous housewife, with a merry twinkle in her eye, "I should imagine those clocks would be dangerous to have around In the summer." "Dangerous In the summer! Why so, ma'am V "Why, on account of the wood cks." Lunchoom Taffy. "Bring me a plain steak," orderei the new patron in the lunch room. "Yos, sir," responded the pretty waitress. "And some plain potatoes." "I have your order, sir." "And some plain bread." "Gracious, sir, you must think we keep everything plain In here?" "Yes, everything is plain, but thf waitress." And when the boss was not looking Bhe slipped him two wedges of apple nle gratis. Rejected. Howard How did you make your wife stop buying your ties? Coward I told her I'd let her pick out my ties for me if "she'd let me choose the style of ;hair dressing for her. Life. SO MANY FEET. Beetle I see the old foot doctor has an automobile. He must be making money these days. Willie Worm Why not? Nearly al his patients are centipedes. Near. "Did I understand you to say he was a near relative of yours T" "Yes. He Is a second cousin." "I shouldn't call that very near." "But he's Scotch." The Philosopher of Folly. "Many a girl can learn to love man." says the philosopher of foil "If the man has enough money to pi, or her education." No Other Excuse. " Tom And waa theirs a love match? Jack It must have been; they were both ouite wealthy. jo ' . Vain Attempt to 8how on. A youthful masculine, scarce inre years old, was listening to a story Dy his mother, but despite his devotion to her stories, kept making unac countable excursions to a clear space on the park lawn and solemnly airing bis sole physical accomplishment of a neat somersault. The mother won dered, but asked no questions. Pres ently, however, the mystery waa ex plained. Another boy, seated near the open space with his parents, rose and walked away. The little acrobat sighed sadly. "I guess he never even saw me," he remarked. Red, Weak, Weary? Watery Eye. Murine For Your Kye Troubles. You Will Like Murine. It Soothes. 60c at Your DruKSlsts. Write For Eye Books. Free, Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago. Where Addison Was Married. St Edmund's, Lombard street, Lon don, the rectory of which is vacated by the death of omniscient Canon Benham, had previously possessed lit erary associations. The register re cords the marriage of Joseph Addison to the dowager countess of Warwick on August 9, 1716. Dr. Johnson grimly remarks that this match re sembled the marriages In which a sultan gives his daughter a man to be her slave; and Addison used to es cape from the uncomfortable splen dor of Holland house to a coffee house at Kensington. Mothers will find Mrs. vrinslovi'g Soothing Byrup tue tat remedy to use foi th.ir chlldrea auncg me teetiung periuu. Rubber Planted on Waste Land. The wide reaches of waste lands on Ihe island of Singapore, which have been of no use since the culture of gambler, coffee, and pepper waa given op, are now the scenes of great actlv Ity. Rubber plants are being set out over these wastes and seem to do veil. In the suburbs of Singapore city t considerable area of swamp land has been drained and converted into a nursery for Para rubber plants, which are sold at a good profit to the plant- era. Strong Winds and Sand Storms cause eranulation of the eyelids. PE1 TIT'S EYE SALVE soothes and s uickly relieves, 25c. All druggists or oward Bros., tsuttalo, N. X. French Woman's Long Sleep. A curious case Is that of a woman In the hospital at Alencon, France, who has been asleep for 30 days, and. unlike most patients who fall Into a lethargy, this patient has a perfectly normal temperature. Her teeth are rigidly set, and she has to be fed through a tube,' which was Introduced with great difficulty, and haa been left between her teeth. How He Knew. "Love is blind,'" said the pessi mistic looking man, quoting this worn oat chestnutty axiom with as much fervor as lta originator could have done. "How do vou know? question ed the severe-iooklng woman with the high cheek bones. "I'm married," aid he, B.nK-s cautious Business Methods. Before discounting any paper the Bank of England requires at least two good British names, one of whloh must be the acceptor. It seldom holds over $150,000,000 in bills discounted and securities of all kinds. The Trouble. "Do ytfu And any trouble writing stories, Dawdly?" "None whatever. But I'd pay a man well that could sell them for me." Philadelphia Inquirer, We want anv pefson who suffers with biliousness", rongtirntion, imliKesiion or ny liver or blood nilnient. to try our l'aw- raw J.fvtT i His. We eunrnntee they will purilV tbe :hlood and put the li'ver and stomuch into n healthful condition and will positively cure biliousness and consti pation,'r we. will refund your mhnev. MIWYON'S HOMOEOPATHIC HOME REMEDY CO., l'hila., Pa. "FILL YOUR OWN TEETH " FILL-O If you have aching teeth or cavities and you art too nervous for th- dental ordeal, try Fill-O, the home dentist. At di-uerg-ists or by mail. 25c FILL 0 MFC CO.. 3S1 Enpire Bids.. Stinls. W.4. Blumaer-Frank Drue Co., distributors for Oregor ASK YOUR GROCER FOR I. 4 S. BRAND OF Blueing Disinfectant Spray Ammonia Cold Water Liquid Starch "Clean, 0" Non-BoHinc; Washing Fluid K.AN S-CheICai Pharmacists wt MAnuracTWH ill aaus tettiatTie. ) Phone Mam 113 401 Main St Vancouver, Washington W. L. DOUGLAS HAND-SEWED PROCkbS ITEITS $2.00, 2.50, SS.OO, S 3.J0, $4.00, $5.00 WOXEN'S 2.50, S3.S3.50, S4 B0Y3" $2.00, $2.50 U $3.00 THE STANDARD FOR 30 YEARS They are absolutely th moat popular and betshoet for th. eric, la America. TV.. wtier. because they hold j their shape, fit better, ifC'W -V loo Better and srssr ion- rer than ather ntaka. s X They are positively th La.. rsost sconomicaJ shoei for yoa to bay. W. L. Douglas asms ssd th rtUU price ar stamps en the bottom vslne rosranteed. TAKB NO aUBSTITUTII it rar eslr sups It you writs for Hail order Oatsiac s,T.-.' "!'a,,,."r wiwi Mr' kii. 1 y w t W. km vuvuuu, LIVELY SHOW AT PENDLETON. Frontier Celebration and Roundup Will Be "Wild and Woolly." Pendleton The final touches of the program for the Round Up and Fron tier celebration which is held at Pend leton this year, September 28 to Octo ber 1, have been made, the list of prizes and purses finally decided upon, the wild horses secured, the famous bucking horses secured and everything is ready now. The program with the purses and prizes is as follows: Bucking contest for the champion ship of the Northwest : Purse, $125 and silver mounted saddle and champ ionship of the Northwest One half of the contestants in this event are entered to ride the first day and one half to ride the second day. Riders for each day to be determined by lot, horses furnished by the Round Up and riders to draw for mounts. Not less than six of the best riders of the first two days will be chosen by the judges to ride the third day in the final championship riding. Each contestant to ride any horse and as often as the judges may deem necessary; riding to be with plain halter, one end of rope free, with chaps and spurs, no quirt, all riding slick, no saddle trees over 14 inches wide to be used. Purse di vided: first, $50 and championship FASHION HINTS Dark blue homespun is used for this early Fall suit The jacket effect is noveL In front there is a panel from waist to hem, in semi-princess style. Silk in self color is used for banding and there is just a touch of braiding on the waist mounted saddle; second, $50; third, $25. Fifty dollars is offered by the management for the best bucking horse; $15 for second; $10 for third, and $5 for fourth. Steer roping contest for Champion ship of Northwest. Two men to each entry. The steer to have thirty feet start of the roper. One man to catch the Bteer by the horns and the other man to throw the rope on his hind feet and hold him. One man dismounts and throws steer and hog-ties him. If the steer is down before the man dis- mounts he must be allowed to regain his feet before being thrown and tied. Three minutes is the limit on this event. Wild horse race : This event is open to all. Purse, $200. This contest is probably the most exciting event of its kind ever seen in the Northwest The contestant, each with one assistant, is linea up on the starting tape. The gun is fired. ' He must then rope, saddle, mount and ride his wild horse once around the track- Pony express race: 'First prize, $50 cash and silver mounted bridle; second, $30, and third $20. Each rider to have two Donies and one assistant No race horses can be entered. Ladies' relay race: First prize, $75 cash and Northwest championship cup; second, $50, and third $25. Men's relay race (cowpony) : r irst prize, $75 cash and silver cup; second $50 and third, $25. Packers race: First prize, $J5 and Stetson hat; second $15 and third, $10. In this contest the entryman must fur nish his own horse, saddle and rope. The load to be packed will be furnished by the management. These are the main events, ine others are: Maverick" race each day; barrel race, three races, one each day; cowpony hurdle race; slow mule race; men's cowpony race each day; Ladies' cowpony race each day; ladies' riding contests; ladies' shooting contests; la dies' roping contest; men's riding, roping and shooting contests; Indian squaw races, Indian races, Indian rid ers and war dancers. As a side feature there will be Buf falo Vernon, who throws a steer single handed and holds him down with his teeth. This is an event that has been put on at the Cheyenne shows with great success. Vernon rides into the arena on a horse, jumps from the horse to the back of the steer, slips down be tween the horns, gets a strangle hold and downs the steer. It is wildly ex citing. ' Special rates of one and one-third fare have been made by all railroads from all points in the Northwest. Unprofitable Employment. Galveston News. Probably there is no more unprofit able employment on earth than that of counting the buttons down a woman's back. The experimental use of the phono graph on Saxon railways is reported by Consul Thomas H. Norton, of Chemnitz. Two local inventors have patented a system which is adapted to both trains and stations. t6 W-Jt: 'A. I' The Kind You Jlavo Always Jiouglit has borne the fcit;!i;i ture of Chits. II. Fletcher, and lias boon iande uuder hi personal supervision for over 30 years. Allow no one to deceive you In this. Counterfeits, Imitations and Just-us-grood" are but Experiments, and endanger thd health of Children Experience against Experiment. What is CASTOR! A Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor OA, I'arv gorie, Drops and Hnothlnsr Syrups, it is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other .Narcotic substance. Its at-e is its guarantee. It destroys AVorms and allays Fe.verishncss. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind. Colic. It relieves Teething- Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach anil Bowels, g-ivinjr health)- ni:d natural sleep. The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend. The Kind You Have Always Bought 7 Bears the In Use For Oyer 30 Years. tmc crrt-TAun .9Mfahv. tt Sherman pqx& Co. ESTABLISHED 40 YEARS SIXTH, AT MORRISON ST., PORTLAND, OR. J - -5. .- ... ," - -" ' v- this Wellington Piano we're selling for $275 on easy payments that we're willing to let it be ITS OWN SALESMAN. It will tell it's own story to you in your home if you'll send us the coupon. Please sena we lull particulars concerning this unusual Piano offer. Name Educational Discipline. Most persons will find difficulties and hardships enough without seeking them; let them not repine, but take them as a part of that educational dis cipline necessary to fit the mind to wrlve at Its highest good. Charles Bray. WhyT If It la true that the world has gone completely to the bow-wows, and that vice and corruption are In control, why Is that our penitentiaries have no more attraction than they do for men who call themselves honestt Parent's Incentive. Many a man holds on a steadier course because of Tommy's framed school certificate upon the mantel piece. and I find them perfect. Couldn't do .., . . , r 1 i niuivu, tu.u. & - some time for indigestion and biliousness and am now completely cured. Recom mend them to everyone. Once tried, you ;i1 ., ii?t?,,tif ,1a,n in the v. 1 1 1 ucm 1-V. .I...... i. - - family." Edward A. Marx, Albany, N.Y. Pleasant Palatable. Potent. Taste Good. Do Good. Never Sicken. Weaken or Gripe. 10c. 25c EOc. Never sold in bulk. Thesren Bine tablet stsmped C C C Guaranteed to cure or your money back. Tenant's Reward. A certain landlord called on a ten ant one day and said: "Jones, I'm go ing to raise your rent" "What for?" Jones asked, anxiously. Have taxes gone up "No, not at all, the land lord answered, "but I see you ve palnt ai iha honsa and nut In a new ranee and bathtub. That, of course, ought to make It bring more rent" A Good Hair-Food Ayer's Hair Vigor, new im proved formula, is a genuine hair-food. It feeds, nourishes, builds up, strengthens, invigor ates. The hair grows more rapidly, keeps soft and smooth, and all dandruff disappears. Aid nature a little. Give your hair a good hair-food. Does not changt the color of the hair. A ermuia with aaoh bottls Stiow to your doctor yers Ask hiss sboat It, tau da as as says You need not hesitate about using this new Htir Vigorfrom my fear of in chang ing the color of your hair. The new Ayer's Hair Vigor prevents premature grayneit, but does not change the color ef the hair even to the (lightest degree. a tas J. C. Aysr Csv. LrarsU. ataaa. 1. Signature of muhhav TBcrr. New vomk err. 1-sw.srsr ', We want you to try this Piano IN YOUR t HOME FREE. We want you to try it at our expense because I At the end of thirty days the Piano i ITSELF will convince you of the following facts: It's the best value on earth for the price ! ($275). It's MUSICALLY &nd MECHASICALLY 3 right! We know there is so much real value in Address. Novel Tool Chest. For use In manual training school a Wisconsin man has patented a toot chest which may be converted Into as work bench by clamping it to the toa of two desks. Justified. The man who boisterously Informs you that he knows what he Is talkloff about is always justified In suspecting, that you may be harboring a reason able doubt. iiKif.il mssiiiii 1 -mm nkDole's j IPX.' : v mTha Pure, Refined Juice oii "Fkked Ripe" Hawaiian Pbeapp! Bottled Right A new product; a new drink; a new appetizer; and a new healthful habit It's Pure Drink it Pure Nothing lias been added to the Juice at any ftage of the refining process no supr, no water, no preservstive litera!.y and absolutely nothing. We simply free the juice from such coarse matter ss v. ill filter out and then fier tlize it in the bottle. It's Hawaiian Pineapple Crown under the tropical skies of Hawaii. The juice of . ripe Ha waiian Pineapple is ju& . mixture of dew, sunshine and oxygen. it is, purer than spring water. It's the Drink Delightful Clear as cryflal, beautiful as liquid a ruber, smooth, mellow and woifying to the taste; Dole's Pure Hawaiian Pineapple juice is as much an appe tizer as . cocktail, which in fact it can easily replace. Non-alcoholic of course. Where to Find It Ask th. man at the soda fountain for . glass or a bottle; or ask your grocer for quarts, pints or smaller bottles. If you should not easily find Dole's Pure Hawaiian Pineapple Juice, write us for booklet and direc tions where to get it. Send for this useful menu booklet anyway. RID IS SN THI LaSCk Hawaiian P'utrapple Products C, Ltd. Ill Hariri Street, Saa Frsnctoce. CsL PNU No. 3 3 Yth E?f writing- to ad verUssr If tuenll.n this papar.