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' A MARY ANDERSON POSE. Falling Robes That Resulted In a Moat Graceful Attitude. Ilnrry Furniss tells a story of Mary Andi't'son's Initial season iu London. "IK'v tirst npponrauce was as PeriUta," he sa.vs Iu the Strand Magazine, "and I thocght her t he most charming fig ure 1 had ever seen on the stage. "She kindly posed for me after a performance at the Lyceum, and when she asked me the position I would like her to take I mentioned one she had assumed in the second act. in which she stood holding the drapery In her hand, which was resting on her hip. Do you really mean that?' she asked. Yes; that attitude struck me as the most artistic of all your graceful move ments.' 'Well.' she said, "as u matter of fact my robes had come unfastened and were falling off. and I was holding them on, but 1 shall now purposely make them slip in the same way.' And that pose was repeated nightly during the run of the play. "On the first night at the Lyceum Bhe was moved in the great scene by the rough, picturesque lover, played on that occasion by handsome Jack Barnes. As she rose to her feet It was perceived, to the delight of us all. but to the discomfiture of the actors, that Mr. Barnes wig had caught in the shoulder clasp of Ferdita and rose from his head with her and further more refused to be detached for some time. "Even this popular actress could not escape the chaff of the gods. She was playing Galatea in Sir W. S. Gil bert's play and a charming Galatea ehe made when, in the critical scene in which she appeals to the gods to enable her to bring Tygmallon and Cynisca together again, the actress held up her arms and. unconsciously looking up at the gallery, cried out: " 'The gods will help me'' "To Miss Anderson's surprise, nil the occupants of the gallery, as if by pre Brrangement, called out with one voice. 'We will."" THE BIGGEST SMUGGLERS. IThey Ar Not the Society People Who Get the Advertising. "Society people are supposed to be the biggest offenders." said a treasury official, "but it is simply that they get more publicity. We had a Harlem butcher who smuggled in $1,000 worth of jewels and then got trapped be cause he took an orange from the table after lunch. lie put the orange In his pocket, and the bulge drew the inspector's attention. He was search ed and the jewels found. "There was. too." be continued rem lniscently. "a noted musician who goes back and forth every year to Paris and who bought a Stradivarlus violin one year. He sold his old one ana brought the famous Strad back In his own case, covered as it was with cus tom stamps. Naturally the Inspectors passed it. but the musician boasted of his violin, and a dealer who went to see it heard the story of Its purchase and notified us. "There was a man from Naples who came in with his shirt fairly lined with jewels, and there are the Syrians .-who smuggle in laces and handker chiefs, and there are the manufactur ers who declare half or three-quarters In and smuggle the rest There are automobile men who Hiring their machines in with faked certificates of value, and there are ibuyers of cheap jewelry who bring la great cases of plated brooches and (bracelets, etc., with magnificent sap phires, rubles and even diamonds set In with bits of glass, and these neces sitate weeks of work for the Jewel ex perts in the appraiser's stores." Washington. Times, I It Looked Suspicious. "As I was coming out of a store this evening I saw an amusing sight." said a shopper. "A light rain was falling, and as the woman -in front of me stepped out she opened her umbrella. Out of it fell a jeweled hatpin, a pair of gloves and two men's handkerchiefs. On its face it seemed like a case of shoplifting, but as she gathered up the articles the woman said: "Well, if here isn't Mary's emerald hatpin and tbe gloves I was looking for last week and two of George's best handkerchiefs. I never thought of looking in the umbrellas for them." New York Sun. Got His Reply. , A funny man Indulged In a practical joke recently. He put an advertise ment in a paper for a wife and re quested each candidate to Inclose her carte de visite. it was a foolisb thing to do. but one of the candidates served him out very well by s?nding the fol lowing letter: "Sir I do not inclose rny carte, for. though there Is some authority for putting a cart before a horse. I know of none for putting one before an ass." Aching Voids. "Brooks," said Rivers, "that's the Second time I've beard you use the T'hrase 'aching void.' I wish you would tell me how a void can ache." "Well." said Brook, reflecting a mo ment, "not to speak of a hollow tooth, don't you sometimes have the head ache?" Chicago Tribune. Matrimonial Felicity. Mrs. Quackenboss Am yo' daughtab happily rear'd. Sistah Sagg? Mrs. Sagg She sho' is: Bless good ness, she's done got a husband da fa Peered to death of herl Woman's Home Companion. You can conquer your ctrs more quickly If you do not continually car ry a locf face INNS OF CHINA. A Knock That Wrecked a Door and Raitad a Rumpus. Some or the lnus vt modern China are badly built. The correspondent ot the London Times Iu traveling across the country recently had this experi ence: "At only one village had I any diUiculty. We were marching Inie In the dark, and 1 had sent my groom cm ahead to find me an inu, as he had often done before. He entered the village, and. finding the large inn door closed, he called' out to the people to open it But his Peking speech Is not easily' understood in Kausu, and no one answered him. Then he knocked, and to his dismay the crazy door fell dowu. Immediately there was a row. The innkeeper and his vociferoua spouse shouted out their wrongs. "Every one came Into the street to hear; the whole village was roused. When 1 arrived It seemed like a dem onstration In my honor. As is the custom, a dozen people together told me what had happened. 1 soon satis tied every one by tirst examining the damage and then paying compensa tion In full. 1 paid. 100 cash (rather more thaq twopence), and my' gener osity was approved. 'The structure thus damaged re minded one of the jerry built houses familiar to students in Edinburgh, where It Is on record that a lodger once complained to his landlord that the ceiling in his room hud fallen down. "But beny do you account for that?" asked the landlord. 'Somebody In the uest tiat sneezed." replied tbe lodger." A RECORD IN HITTING. Detehanty's Four Homers and a Single In Five Times at Bat. The baseball expert Hugh S. Fuller ton. Iii an article on '"Hatting" in the American Magazine, describes as fol lows tin? greatest hitting feat recorded, executed by Ed Delebanty. and which it was his good fortune to witness: "Adonis Terry was pitching a great pitcher with a wonderfully fast curve bail and three of the home runs were made off the curve. The first time at bat Delebanty hit the ball high over the right field fence, perhaps seventy feet from the foul line, which would be 245 feet from the plate, and the fence was thirty-five feet high. The second time he hit over the same fence, but farther toward center field. The third time be drove a single over short stop, a line hit and perhaps tbe hard est hit of all. Dahlen. leaping, touched the ball with both bands. They were torn apart and tbe ball caromed al most to the left fielders before it struck the ground. The next home run was straight to the center field between the clubhouses, nearly 400 feet away. The last time he came to the bat the crowd was cheering him on. Lauge retired between the clubhouses, which were set at angles. Delebanty bit a curve ball. It alighted on the roof of one clubhouse, bounded to the roof of the other and rolled halfway back to tbe second baseman. And yet Chicago won tbe game 8 to a Doubling Her Capacity. "I want a nurse girl who Is capable of taking care of twins," said a woman to the manager of an employment agency. A dozen maids ranged against the wall were questioned-as 'to their fa miliarity with- twins. Finally one girl produced documentary evidence that for tbe last; five years most of her waking moments bad been spent In the company of twins. She got the Job. When she reported for work in tbe afternoon she wa Introduced to but one infant "Where is tbe other one?" she asked. "Oh, there are no twins about this house," said her mistress. "I just said twins ao I would be sure to get a competent nurse. Any girl who is capable of handling two children can give extra good care to one. That is a little ruse I always employ when I hire a nurse." New York Times. The Wolves and the Melt "I bad thought that it was peculiar to human nature to regard that which one has as of less value than that which one has not but 1 bad reason, to change my opinion the other day," said a visitor to tbe zoo. "A keeper tossed four pieces of meat into the den of two gray wolves. One piece landed on tbe roof of the shelter bouse, and a wolf with a lame fore leg passed over tbe pieces'' on' the ground, and, standing on his hind legs, tried and tried to get that on the roof, which was Just out of reach. The other hun gry wolf gave his attention to the pieces on the ground and disposed of all three. Going over to the house, he sniffed for a moment and then sprang upon the roof, ate the fourth piece and stretched out for repose." New York Sun. A Mean Trick, Algernon What's this I heah about Miss Giitfoiu agweetng to mawwy joti and then going back on her word? i'ercy That is the stwait of It. I'm sowwy to say. Algernon Beastly twick. dcab boy. Why don't you sue her fob nousupport? You've got a clean case, doncher know. Chicago News. And Such Is Fame, Mrs. Bluehose Your new boarder is literary. I am told. Mrs. Malaprop Yes. Indeed. Why. with his books and papers be litters bis room worse than any boarder 1 ever bad. Exchange. Minor Operations. Surgeon's Son What la a "minor operation," pa? Surgeon One for which tbe fee Is less (ban three figures. -New York Times. St. Thomas Ac quinas Academy Condon, Oregon Boardiug and Day School con- ducted by the Sisters of St. Doui. inic. This ins'itution is pleasant ly situated on an eminence Jover looking the citv of Condon, Ore gon. The building is new and at tractive, and has the advantage of being equipped with every modern convenience, includiug a fine new steam beating plant. The Course of Studies is thor ough and practical, embracing the studies of the Primary, Interme diate, Academic and Commercial Departments. Musio is thorough ly taught, in an artistic and scien tific manner. Classes in sewing will be formed, in wnitihi plain sew ing and embroidery all ba taught. One of the principal aims of this school is to impart cultured manners and a thorough moral and religious training. For further information 'address Sister Superior. Announcements I hereby announce myself as a candidate for sheriff of Morrow county, subj'ect to the decision of the Bepublican Direct Primary. I am willing to abide by the choice of the people, and should I be elected I will fill the office to the best of my ability. J. F LUCAS. In my former announcement I stated that I would go before the assembly and bide by the choice of the Repub licans in tbe assembly. Now that I have been endorsed by the assembly I feel justified in asking the Republicans of Morrow county for the nomination of assessor at the primary election on Sep tember 24. D. O. JUSTUS. I hereby announce mvself as a candi date for assessor of Morrow county sub ject to the decision of tbe Republican Primaries. If nominated and 'elscted I will give every man a square deal with out exception, and make a just and equitable assessment of all property in tbe county. Respectfully, O. P. HENDRICSON. Candidate for Joint Senator for Umatilla, Union and Morrow Countien, subject to the decision of Kepublic an Primaries.! S. F. WILSON, of Athena, of the law firm of Peterson & Wilson. I firmly believe in the direct primary law Economy in use of pnblio funds Good roads Setter schools Strict and prompt en forcement of law The "Square Deal" and eternal progress of man and his institutions. C. A." BARRETT Athens, Umatilla County, Oregon. To the voters of Morrow county: I hereby announce myself as a candidate for Joint Senator for the 10th Senatorial District compris ing the counties of Morrow, Union and Umatilla, subject to(the will of the Republican party voters, at tbe Primary Nominating Election to be held September 24th, 1910. If nominated and elected I will work for the interest of all the people of my district to the best of my ability. I favor the maintenance of the Direct Primary Law, Statement No. 1, people's choice for Senator, a better system of improving our roads, economy and efficiency in public officials. Respectfully, C. A. BARRETT. Notice of Final Accounting". Notice is hereby given that the un dersigned, executor of the last will and testament of Johanna Lovegren, de- cpased.has filed with the County Court of Morrow County, State of Oregon, his final account and repirt as such ex ecutor, and that said County Court has fixed the 10th dy if September, 1910, at the hour of 10 o'clock a. m. as tt.e time, and the C flinty Court room in the Court House of the Cjty of Heppner, Morrow Conoty, Oregon, as the place for a hearing of said account and any objections thereto; all persons having any objections to offer to said account are heseby notified and teqnired to pre sent tbea on or before tbe date afore taid. Eugene Lovegren, Executor of the last will and testament of Johanna Lovegren, deceased. Aog ll-Sept 8 Didn't Like Companions. "What made that prima donna de mand your discharge?" "I wrote an article," replied the press agent, "saying that she slugs like an nugel. She said she saw no reason for complimentary reference to any body's singing except her own." Washington Star. Suits Some Death to Others. "Iron may be good for the blood of some." remarked the worm as the angler threaded the hook through hiui gently, "but 1 fear it will be the death of me!" And yet the fish that swallowed the iron a little later was quite carried away with It Fatal. The Lady Get out! You're the man I gave a piece of my cake to only an hour ago. The Hobo No.' mum. I'm that poor feller's ghost! -Cleveland Leader. Took All His money. Often all a man earns goes to doctors or tor medicines, to cure a Stomaoh, Liver o Kidney tronbln that Dr. King's New Life Pills would quickly cure at slight cost. Best for Dyspepsia, Indi gestion, Biliousness, Constipation, Jaun dice, Malaria and Debility. 25c at all druggists. Notice for Publication. Tract. Isolated Public Land Sale.' No's 05836-05853. United Slates Land Office, The Dalles Oregon, July 16th, 1910. Notice is hereby given that, as di rected by the Commissioner of the General Land Office, under provisions of Act of Congress approved June 27, 1906, Public No. 303, we will offer at public sale, to the highest bidder, at 9:45 o'clock a. m., on the 15th day of September, 1910, at this office, the fol lowing tract of land, to wit: NWJ( Sec 33 and SW Sec. 28 T. 4 S. R. 26 E. W. Any persona claiming adversely tbe above-described lands are advised to file their olaims, or objections, on or before the day above designated (for sale. C. W. MOORE, Register. a July 28-Sept 1 NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION. Public Land Sale Isolated Tract. No. 05S35 United States Land Office, The Dalles, Oregon, July 14th, 1910. No' ice is hereby given that, as di rected by the Commissioner of the General Land Office, under the provis ions of act of Congress approved June 27, 1906, Public No. 303, we will offer at public sale, to tbe highest bidder, at 10 o'clock a. m.. on the 7th day of Sep' tember. 1910, next, at this office, the following tract of land, to wit: 8J NEVf, and NEK SE, Sec. 7 T. 4 8. U. 26 E. W. M. Any persons claiming adversely the above described lands are advised to file their claims, or objections, on or be fore the day above designated for sale. C. W. MOORE, Register. - July 21 Aug 25 CITATION. In the Probate Court of Morrow Coun ty, State of Oregon. ' In the matter of the estate and guar dianship of George D. Taylor, insane. Order to show cause Ly real estate should not be so'd. Lewis A. Manring, guardian of the person and estate of George D. Taylor, insane, having filed his petition herein praying for an order of sale of certain real estate of said George D. Taylor, in sane, for the purposes therein set forth, it is therefore ordered by the Judge of the Probate Court of Morrow County, Oregon, above named, that Cyntha A. Taylor, Carrie L. Manring, Robert S. Taylor and Francis M. Taylor the next of kin and all persons interested in the estate of said George D. Taylor, insane, appear before the said Probate Co irt on Monday, the 22d day of August, 1910. at 10 o clock in ;the forenoon of said dav, at tbe court room of said probate court in the city of Heppner, Connty of Morrow, Oregon, to show cause why an order should not be granted t the said guardian to sell tbe real estate of said insane ward, at private sale; and that a copy of this order be published at least four successive weeks in the Heppner Gazettee, a newspaper printed and pub lished in the City of Heppner, Morrow county. Dated and signed this 21st day of Julv, 1910. C. C. PATTERSON, Probate Judge. G1S0HESH3. SPILLS DIAMOND BRAND LADIES I Jlik ywmr Itranrlot for CHI-CHES-TTIR'S I IAMUND bKAND FILLS in Krd ndA Gold metallic bores, sealed with Blue DlKhftfl Till WO AT O , , n. mM ' DIAMOND RH1I II P 1 1 I a, for twetity-IIw ytArt regarded as Beat, Safest, Always Reliable. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS EVERYWHERE Tusrub A. M. The G The Right Place to Trade . OFFICERS W. O. MINOR, President J. II. Mc HALEY, Vice-President W.S. WHARTON, Cashier VAWTER CRAWFORD, Asst. Caehier Bank of Capita!, I Fully Paid. Undivided Profits - Four Per cent Interest paik on Time and SavfngslDeposits Your Banking Solicited The Pastime Finest Line of High Grade Cigars in City Candies, Nuts, Soft Drinks Billiards and Pool F. E. WESTERBERG. Prop Excursion Rates to the East During 1910 From all Points on The Oregon Railroad& Navigation Company TO RATES Chicago $72.50 Council Bluffs Omaha Kansas City.. 60.00 St. Joseph St. Paul St. Paul, via Council Bluffs.. 63.90 Minneapolis direct 60.00 Minneapolis, v Council Bluffs 63.90 Duluth direct 66.90 Duluth, via Council Bluffs... 67.50 Tickets will be on sale May 2nd and 9th; June 2nd, 17th and 24th; July 5th and 22nd; August 3rd; September 8 Ten days provided for overs within limits in either direction. Final return limit three months from date of sale, but not later than October 31st. One way through California $15.00 additional Inquire any O. R. & N. Agt.for more complete information WM. McMURRAY, General Passenger Agent Portland, Oregon. J. man: xroo Chinese Root and Herb Doctor. He is an experienced compounder of Chinese Medicine. He treats success fully all private, nervous and chronic diseases, also blood, stomach, heart, lnnjr. liver, kidney, female weakness, catarrh and all diseases of the body by the use of roots and herbs, especially prepared for each case. If you cant call at his otfice, write for home treat ment. Consnltatioo free. J. Man Koo, successor to Hong Wo Tong Chinese Medicine C, 117 W. Second St., Al bany, Oregon, Tbe Wtppner Qaaette tha newt of Mor row County: Tba Weekly Grrroman tna newt and thought ef tbe world. Both at a spedAl price. Inquire er Address Tbe OAiette, Heppner. Or. A reeofnlse anuwuity Tbe Weekly IretroaiAaw For aewi and eplnlone tbe Orefonlan. PHELPS rocer DIRECTORS W. O. MINOR J. H. McHALEY W. G. SCOTT C. E. WOODSON W. S. WHARTON Heppner $50 000 00 t 2259 33 P0L0CE HOTEI; HEPPNER, OREGON Leading Eastern Oregon Hot,a MODERN CONVENIENCES ELECTRIC LIGHTED . . . Under; New Management. Thoroughly Renovated and Beflitted. Best Menls in the City. HADDOCK &;C0. Props. the going trip. Stop STAR HOTEL JF.FF NEEL. Proprietor FTerythinft neat and clean at popular price. First-class Restaurant in connection Corner Cbaie acd May Sts.. Heppner-