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About Heppner gazette. (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 4, 1910)
Say, Where's That Pig? 1 there Is pig left In any corner of the Northwest we want it. Wa want much drvsHed pork aB wa can possibly set. Wa will pay as follow! for produce. We never take off commission. Ship by express: Dressed Pork 12Mio Dressed Veal 10c Fresh Ergs ,. 28c Live Chickens Hens 17c Spring Chickens 20c Address all shipments, FRANK L. SMITH MEAT CO. "Fighting the Beef Trust" PORTLAND, OREGON Dr. B. E. Wright Have your teeth out and plate and bridge work done. For out-of-town patrons we finish plate and bridge work in one dny if necessary. .H-a-""?.. PRIORS. rVCriu.... $5.00 22k BfWei Tarth $3.50 Gold Fillings $1 ii EnuIFiliif... $1.00 Silver Fillioci .... 50c in Can! RuMwr PUm $5.00 It Red Rubber rn Painku Eilnrtiofl.. 50c m ' BEST METHODS Painless Extraction Free when plates or brirlire work is ordered. Consultation Free. You cannot Bret better painless work anywhere, no matter how much you pay. All Work fully Guaranteed for Fifteen Years Dr B. E. Wright Co. 342 Washington St., Portland, Oregon Take car at depot and transfer to Washington St. Clothe for the Boy. An occasional suit In heavy pongee la seen, even for the boy of ten. and this, too. Is self-trimmed and finished with the strictest tailor effects, as a first-class outing shirt for a man would be. The waist which older boys are best pleased with has a center box plait and one or more pockets. - A heavy leather belt, with large buckle and a soft tie, often a Windsor, are the usual accompaniments to such suits. Low, rolling collars are provi ded for the boy of five to seven, but a high turn-over form Is preferred for the older boy. Harper's Bazar. Red. Wesk, Weary, Watery Eyea, Relieved By Murine Eye Remedy. Try Murine For Your Eye Troubles. You Will Like Murine. It Soothes. 60c at Your Irucfcists. Write For Eye Books. Free. Murine Eye Kennedy Co., Chicago. Asking; Too Mooh. "Kitty, you didn't put anything In the contribution plate when the usher came around." "Well, he didn't have any change for my nickel, rrtamma. Did you think was going to give him all of It and go without gum for a whole week?" Further Time Needed. Aspiring Politician Gumbridge, you heard my speech last night. Now that you have slept over It, tell me frankly what you think of the effort Trusted .Friend To tell the truth, Rlckaby, I 1 slept under It. You'll have to let me see the manuscript Anything But Quiet Mrs. A. There goes Mrs. Green They say she is such a quiet dresser Mrs. Z. Quiet? You should hear her carrying on when her husband Is buttoning up her waist in the back. HOWARD E. BURTOH - amrer ana Chemlrt, Lms.1i viliev rWnraiin. RiMM-iman nriaMt f-inM. Silver, JLead, tl. Gold, Silver. 76o; Gold. 60o: Zmo or Copper, II. Mnlling envelope and full price list sent on application, uentroi ana umpire wore liolted. fiefaxenoet Carbonate Keuoaal . PACIFIC EMPLOYMENT CO. of Portland, Oregon FURNISHES HELP FREE TO EMPLOYERS Main office. 12 North Second St. Main WTO; A 1406 Ladies Dept. 206 Vi Morrison St Main 1062; A 2064 Phone or wire orders at our expense. EXCLUSIVE OPTICIAN First class work at reasonable prices. Free examination and perfectly fitted tr lasses as low as $2.00 No fakinff methods. DR. C. L. HAYNES Suite 427, Marquam Building Fourth Floor Opposite Portland Hotel, Portland Ore. j CUr r Eel, ) TEA SPICES BAKINO POWDER EXTRACTS - liier nionT uuoi mum CLflSSETariFVFRl FOnriANo, oar' Ji NOXALL Foot Remedy rOR TENDER, ACHING. BURNING AND INFLAMED FEET KNOCKS ALL OFFENS- BEFORE 1VE ODORS AfTER Price 25 cents. At all dmsnrista or t y mail. Address Dr. O. a FLETCHER Allsky Blf gn Portland, Oregon ATRIP TO PORTLAND FREE CUT RATES IN PAINLESS DENTISTRY Painless Extraction Free Silver Flllinra V t Gold Fillings 75c 22 K. Gold Crowns 3 Porcelsin Crowns .....13 Molar Quid Crowns M Bridge Work, 22 K.Ooll....3 Inlay Fills. Pure Gold t Very Nice Rubber Plate. ...M Best Rubber Plate en Earth (7 ALL THIS WORK IS GUARANTEED. Pon t throw your money away. A dollar saved Is twodollara earned. Ouroria-inalrelianleafod.ra Painleaa Methods and oar perfected office equip ment save ns time and ymir money. OITOM DLHTlSIS.StkSHarrlssm.PartUaa arraace 241 "t Morrim. .M-d" P Mftos mi Meter a pnuUt. Iwablliked la Portland 10 years. Osea I inlap eaillsa4SaaaraaattUifsstevWsfB, TJ -w tfn- I BALL CAINE ON KUHO EDWARD. Author Telia Story of Dead Moat web's Visit to Isle of Man. During a rlslt to the Isle of Man, where I first had the honor to coma to close quarters with him, he took obvious pleasure In the freedom with which the people who surrounded hi. person spoke to' him, Hall Calne says In the New York Herald. I remembered that one of our com pany said, pointing to the little gray town of Rumsey, which In a few hours had become transfigured into an ori ental city, under the blaxe of every available scrap of bunting. "This beats coronation day in Lon don, your majesty." The King smiled and gracefully al lowed himself to agree. There were no police with him that day, no detectives and hardly any es cort only a gentleman in light bowler, two ladles in sailor hats, with a few carriages full of friends behind them and a number of bicycle Journalists cuddlng at their side. It was a charm ing picture a picture probably with out parallel in any foreign country. It was the picture of a sovereign who felt absolutely safe In the love and protection of the people over whom he ruled. "I trust we have not tired you to death, sir," I said. He' answered: "It has been simply delightful. I've enjoyed it all immensely." The King's memory was an extra' ordinary gift. Pointing to a monu ment on top of a hill, one of our party aaid: "That Is Albert Hill, sir. The tower 1 Albert Tower, so called after picture of the prince consort's, visit to Rumsey in 1847." "I remember perfectly," said the King. "I was on the yacht with the Queen, but I was only 7 years of age and the Queen vu ill, so I did not come ashore." "Perhaps you remember, sir, what happened when the prince consort land ed." "I do. He had come unexpectedly. There was nobody to receive him and a local barber took him to the top of the hill." A memory that retains an incident of such little moment can never have failed Edward VII. In re- ittlon to greater events of his life. FASHION HIN'l The wardrobe of the summer girl who hasn't one or more little dresses on the order of the one sketched here, is de cidedly incomplete. This is of light blue handkerchief linen, plentifully trimmed with Irish lace, but carried out very simply. The style is one that is not extreme but always dainty and becoming. HOUSEHOLD HINTS. A plain salt gargle is very good for ore throat. Gasoline Is good to clean soft white leather shoes. All frozen puddings are improved by being served with whipped cream Use ammonia and water rather than soap and water for washing marble. Milk is good to wash white paint; cold tea eaually good to wash colored paint In buying potatoes pick those that are firm and hard and have the few est "eyes." ' Left-over biscuit are much better cut in two and toasted than if merely warmed over. When cooking mackerel or other salt fish, see that the skin side is placed uppermost. To lengthen the life of a tin wash basin, paint is inside with any good quality of paint. Clean tine with kerosene, rubbed on with a soft cloth, and follow with boil ing water. A whisk broom that has outlived its usefulness can be shortened and made Into a sink brush. few chopped almonds added to a custard or bread pudding will greatly Improve Its flavor. A sprig of mint in the water in which potatoes or peas are boiled will add a piquant flavor. Snonded Like Smoke. "Isn't it disgraceful the way women moko nowadays?" Whyr "I Just saw an advertisement offer ing to any woman six puffs for a dol- 'ar." Purple Cow. Speaking as a reporter, when we re looking for news, we do not car much for the latest Joke. We have become used to having aemle refnaa to huirb at our iokaa. The Handiest Remedy is Hosteller's Stomach Bit ters, and past experience has proven that when taken promptly at the first signal of distress a sick spell may be avoided. For Loss of Appetite, Gas on Stomach, Heartburn, Bloat ing, Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Headache, Costive n ess, Cramps, Diarrhoea, Malaria, Fever and Ague it stands unequaled. Get a bottle. nOSTETTER' CELEBRATED STOMACH LJ BITTER ASTHMA AND HAY FEVER are quickly relieved by Wyatt's Asthma Remedy. Guaranteed or money refund ed. Ask your druggist or send six cents postage for Free Sample to J. C. WYATT, Druggist. VANCOUVER, WASHINGTON. ITCH CAN BE CURED in a short time by usinir PLUMMER'S ITCH REMEDY In 60-cent cans only. Address PLUMMER DRUG COMPANY Third and Madison Portland, Or. Kee ley liouor-morph i ne-tobacco fure HABITS PERMANENTLY CURED tf.m m fOR FULL PARTICULARS m Ttxttiryimmrurc.- poaiTLAcosiCtJ Japanese Is Hardest to Learn. The Japanese language is claimed to be the hardest of all to learn. Even the Japanese find it hard, and several American army officers have found it impossible to master it It takes the Japanese child seven years to learn the essential parts of the alphabet and one must become fa miliar with 214 signs to learn this simple part of the language alone. The 214 signs serve as the English initial letters in our alphabet To be able to read any of the higher class of Japanese newspapers one must be the master of from 2,600 to 3.000 Ideographs. Albany Journal. Mothers will find Mrs. Window's Soothing Byrup the best remedy to use foi their children Auriag the teething period. Practical Experience. The old farmer, equipped with the tools of his trade, was busy near the road. "What have you growing in that field," asked the Innocent passer-by. "Weeds," answered the granger. "But why are you cultivating weeds?" queried the other. "Because," replied the man behind the hoe, "after years of experience I am convinced that is the only way to exterminate them." What We May Expect. The suffragette meeting had growi. red-hot And what will become of the great brewery buildings when we control the votes?" shouted the leader. And the little man who had crept in unobserved shrugged his shoulders. I guess they'll be turned Into chew ing gum factories and complexion powder mills" he muttered simply. Another Catch. What's the latest news to- Gunner- day? Guyer George Washington's auto sold for $500-In New York. Gunner What are you trying' to hand me? There were no autos In George Washington's day. Guyer Who said anything - about automobiles? This refers to his auto graph. Modern Education. "What ara you doii.g out here on the marsh?" 1 "Helping to prepare my boy's les sons. "What on earth do you mean?" "He Is studying natural history, and I have to catch a bullfrog for him to take to school." When the Hair Falls Stop it! And why not? Fall ing hair is a disease, a regular disease; and Ayer's Hair Vigor, j as made from our new im-i proved formula, quickly and completely destroys th.-.t dis ease. The hair stops falling out, grows more rapidly, and all dandrutr disappears. Doei nnl chnnit lie cnlnr rf the hair. A formula eiili eaoa aettls Biivw M te yome eoetev Ask fclm aboe It, thea IONS says vers The little book In each csckiee civet the formula of our new Hair Vieor. tells why each ingredient is used, and ex claim many other interettinc thlntt. After reading you will know why this new bair preparation does its work so veil. Usae ay the . a Ayw Oe OweU. Maeava CLINCHED THE CASE 8AILOR PROVED POSSESSION ACCOMPLISHMENT. OF Disconcerted Opposing Lawyer at the Very Moment He Thought He Was Assured of Complete Victory. "The master of a vessel In a port In the Gulf of Mexico being In need of money borrowed it and to secure its repayment executed what is called a bottomry bond," writes a correspon dent of the National Magazine. "By this bond It was agreed that if the money was not paid within so many days after the vessel arrived at New York proceedings might be taken to have the vessel sold and the debt paid out of the proceeds. "The money was not paid and I was retained to enforce the bond and be gan a suit Someone Interested in the vessel appeared in the suit and denied that the bond had been executed by the master, as had been alleged. "It became necessary to take the testimony on this point of a sailor whoso name was subscribed to the bond as having witnessed its execu tion. In answer to my questions the sailor said that the captain called him Into the vessel's cabin and asked him to be a witness to the bond, and he signed his name to it as a witness, and he spoke of the paper as the bot tomry bond. "The opposing counsel in a sharp cross-examination asked him how he knew it was a bottomry bond, and the witness answered that he read enough of it to know what it was. Some oth er skilful questions brought out the fact that when the sailor came into the cabin the captain was sitting on tha other side of a table with the pa per before him and the sailor sat down at the side of the table facing the captain, so that the paper was be tween them; that the paper was not read to him, that the captain turned over the first leaf of the paper and signed his name at the end of It and told the sailor where to sign his name, which he did, and then left the cabin. "My heart sank, for I saw that it was open to the other side to say that the document lay on the table up side down to the sailor, and that his statement that he read enough of the document to know it was a bottomry bond was false, because, of course, he could not read writing which was up side down, and, therefore, his whole evidence should be disbelieved. "The lawyer opposed to me saw the point also, but Instead of leaving the matter where it was he concluded to clinch It, and, taking the document he laid It down on the table before the witness upside down and said to him, "Let us see you read the paper now.' "To my great surprise and relief the witness read the writing, upside down as it was, with nearly as much fluency as if it had been right side up. "That ended the contest over the execution of the bond. This sailor's ability to read writing when It was up side down was a curious Instance of the many curious things which sailors do to occupy their time during idle watches on long voyages." To Nervous Women. Avoid haste and hurry; these are the things that confuse the brain and make clear judgment impossible. The besetting temptation of the nervous woman Is to hurry from one duty to another in breathless haste, attempt Ing many tasks, yet achieving none of them with dignity or freedom When such a temptation arises, call a halt Remain quiet for a few min ntes; summon back your self-possession, and refuse to do In one hour work that should be spread over two. Habituate yourself to the control of the emotions. Nothing makes such havoc of the nervous system, nothing disorganizes the inner life like anger, fear, worry. ' These forces must be quelled If the soul Is to maintain its supremacy and nervous peace is to bj enjoyed; and this is done, not Indeed, by a fiat of the will, but by substitu ting for these destructive emotions such constructive ones as love, aspira tion after some ideal, faith in God, and reverence for the divine order of life. Dr. S. S. McComb, in Harper's Ba zar. Fills Up Panama Excavation. Excavation of the Panama cantt. through the Culebra range of hills has set In motion a mass of 2,000,000 cu bic yards of material, which Is Eliding Into the excavation apparently on an inclined substratum of clay. The fact is said to illustrate one of the many advantages of the present high-level canal over one at sea level. The sea level cut would have been carried 80 feet deeper and the slides would have been, in all probability, enormously greater. The material will have to be removed; but outside of the additional expense no ill effects axe apprehended, His Suggestion. The Narrator And from my te shot the ball caught the dog, lifted him over a bush and landed him in a pond; and I've never been able to in duce the dog to come on to the links with me since. The Listener Perhaps he crbjects o be seen out with Ananias. After the Race. The Hare But of course youTl give ma another chance? The Tortoise Oh, I suppose I must! But understand right now my end of tha pursell be 76 per cent win or loe. Puck. Slierman ESTABLISHED 40 YEARS SIXTH, AT MORRISON ST., PORTLAND, CX i -.- "C si?'!' in ($275). 41 It's . right! .'-, - , ... A. We this Wellington Piano we're selling for $275 on ay payments that we're willing to let it be IT'S OWN SALESMAN. It will tell it's own story to you in your hoine if you'll send us the coupon. Please tenu me lull particulars concerning this unusual Piano offer. Name . Neth & Co. Established 1900 COLLECTORS We Buy and Collect Notes, Mortgages, and Real Estate Contracts. No Collection No Charge. Worcester Bldg., Portland, Ore. WITHOUT ARMY, NAVY, POLICE T-Htle Nallon Leas than Half the Size of Greater Kew York. They come together like the teeth Of a dog. do the frontiers of France and Spain, and between the teeth Is a bone such a small bone that one won ders why It was not swallowed up long ago, and the name of the bone is Andorra. "The whole area of this lonely little nation is something less than half that of Greater New York," says a writer In the Metropolitan, "and its entire population does not equal that of one of New York's great office buildings. "For want of a better name the geographies have called it a republic, but the Andorrans part their allegi ance carefully In the middle, as they do their hair, dividing It (the allegi ance, not the hair), between the pope and the French President. "If Tolstoy himself had framed its government he could not have built anything more after his own heart. The heads of families the patriarchs of Scripture elect representatives who several times each year saddle their mules and go riding down to the 400-year-old Parliament House, where it nestles cosily in the mountain valley of Andorra la Vieja, to make such few and simple laws as the well-being of none is needed. "So slight are the expenses of gov ernment in Andorra, for all told there are but four salaried officials, that a small poll tax on goats and sheep amply meets them all. There is no army, even of the smallest for who is there to fight? There are no police "When I was in Andorra." the writ er says, "the prison there is but one was used as a poultry house. There is no fire department, for the houses are all of stone. There is no coinage, for the' people pay in kind. No postal system is there either, for when an Andorran writes a letter, which rarely happens, he entrusts it to some ac commodating person who is going over the border into France or Spain." Hla Experience. "Algy; don't you -And married life more expensive than bachelorhood?" "Well, It may be more expensive .than a rigidly single life, but it's' cheaper than courtship." . . A Cautious Game. "Does Bliggins ever bluff when he plays cards?" "Never until he getS' home and ex plains .where he has been." Fnrceltnsr It Oat. The gypsy moth and the English sparrow had agreed upon an amicable division of the earth. "That suits me," said the German carp. "I'll take the waters of the earth." TRY tfURIfiE When Your Eyes Need Care EYE REMEDY To. wai u. it Liquid Form, 25c, 60c. Salve Tubes. 25c, $1.00. REDUCE THE COST OF LIVING; useCRESCENT BAKING POWDER 25c FULL POUND DAISY FLY KILLER griCKfel Ul, cob vn tent. cKeip. Lftiks kit Made of nml, cfMt tptil or ftp of . xA toil or Iftiur aurtttinff. Cuannterd HrXli. Of ail swltn or Mam prtTMxj tor K CCTM. i SOLD SOU El.) 1M DK.Uk A. aVettija. . t Union Painless Dentists Full Set of Teeth W.00 Eridire Work or Teeth without Platee J3.50 to J5 Gold Crowns $ 1.50 to JS.OO Porcelain Crowns JJ.50 to J5.00 Gold or Porcelain Fillirurs $1.00 t o 6ilver Tillman 30c to $1.00 Bet riata Made J7.50 No chariree for Painless Extracting when other work a) done. 16 reara' Guarantee with all work. Hours. a. as. to I p. as. SUV Morrtaon Street fy? y TEETH &Co. We want you to try this Piano .V YOUR HOME FREE. We want you to try it at our expense because At the end of thirty days the Piano ITSELF will convince you of the following facts: It's the best value on earth for the price MUSICALLY and MECHANICALLY know there is so much real value in Address. ASK YOUR GROCER FOR I. & S. BRAND OF Blueing Disinfectant Spray Ammon'a Cold Water Liquid Starch Gean, 0" Non-Boilins Wasn Fluid K.ANO S.CHem!Cai ..if. PHARMACISTS Wt MAVfCTU.g All .UO tPtCIALTrCS ) fhono Main 113 401 Main St Vancouver, Washington Became Household Word. An old doctor was operated on in a hospital in Berlin. On leaving ho was sympathized with and pitied by all his old friends who met him, for his hair had suddenly turned white as snow. The truth of the matter was that Foxy Grandpa had no chance to dye his hair in the hos pital. So when he got out he made) the most of the matter with the first person he met, and became so fa mous that he was appointed one of the king's physicians and died rich, and his name, like the prisoner of Chillon, became a household word. New York Press. To Breal In New Shoes. Always shake la Allen'e Foot Ease, a powder. It cures hot, sweating, aching, swollen feet. Curea corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. At ill druggists and shoe steres, 25c. Dont accept tin-substitute. FamplemailcdFBEE. Address! alien S.Olmsted, Le Koy.N. Y. "Nice People." "Do nice people go to baseball games?" asks a reader of the New Y"ork Sun. We hope not "Nice people" are the most tiresome peopla in the world and if they went to base ball games in any considerable num bers they would make the players so tired they wouldn't be able to put up a snappy game and the umpire would get so bored he wouldn't care whether he had h'is skull cracked with a base, ball bat or not An Illustration. Little Willie Say, pa, what is a pej adox? 1 Pa Well, my son, a coal stove lav one kind of paradox. It won't bum until it is put up, then it won't burr, until It is shaken down. "I tried all kinds of blood remedies which failed to do me any good, bat I have found the right thing at last. My face was full of pimples and black-heads. After taking Cascarets they all left. I ana continuing the use of them and recom mending them to my friends. I feel fine? whea I rise in the morning. Hope to have a chance to recommend Cascarets. Fred C. Witten, 76 Elm St., Newark, N. J. Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Taste Good.' Do Good. Nev.T Sicken. Weaken or Gripe. 10c 2oe. 50c. Never sold In bulk. The pren ufne tablet stamp -d C C C. Guaranteed to cure or your money back- IARIEDICO MAKK ABSOLUTELY CURES DR. WHITING'S REMEDIES MASfFM'TfRr'!) KY NATIONAL MEDICINE CO., LTD. Rooms 3 and 4. Shelley Elk;., 422W Morrison St. Portland, Or. I'ho ,lirhll ill 1. APPENDICITIS REMEDY. The onl known eure tor A'"emiicii wlthont the nid of the knife, tiiv immt-lm'e relief, nut) effeeta . peruittnent cure n t short time. l'Klt'K W 6. "SPECIAL" REMEDY. For omen Ailmeutc lumor oT the Bow el. Alo i 'itit-?tej. kidney tutU HltuMer Troa i iti i KICK o. "1 hi N-w Scientific Work Is n home tremnt, Write or cm) and we will eiilann. K ttrnal irerttn ent onl. mm 'bsetshte time of the rear to hsra yonr teeth oat tci plate and bride work done. Forout-cf-towa patrons v finish pfate aadt bridge work la oaaj dar i f necessary. laicast MolirCwns 55.03 22k Bridft Teeta3. 58 - 4 6ald Filiinrs 1.09 i i i CkumI Filliors 103 A I $-w ri'mrs .53 k p.-i 5.03 i?' J Bt H-bbar t - - in a I ii i.a 1 - - rtitu I.9U W. L Will, fwrnn mMiun Psmlets t.tr-f. .53 ntimmwnnsttmM BIST mcthoos Palnle-. Kitrat-tion r ive when.pl.te. or bri.lne wrk is oriered. Cn.u.taiioaFre .u c.nn.'t p-t bettee paitvei work an whore. Do matter hew mo. h yew t-s. All work, fully riiaraiite! fur fifteen years. Wise Dental Co. INCOftPOwATED Painless Dentists Sajrmt SsMlfif, Third 1 wrtWnrfoa, rORTUkO, OftfCffll SUM. B.ua: IA.M.MIML uaara. S te a P N U No. 32 '10 yHKX writ ins; to svdwertisara pleoae)