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About Heppner gazette. (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912 | View Entire Issue (March 24, 1910)
, . - ... -..., SMITH PAYS 12jcF0R PORK Never in the his tory of this city hu any man paid the farmer inch price a these. We never chart oo nmlnnion. ShipbysxDreas For arood. fat produce we will pay as fol low hiD any day: Dressed Block Hosts isvie Dressed Veul up to 130 lba 12He Dreaded Mutton, mull 10c to 12Vje Live Mens -je Dressed Hens 18c E" Market Price Address FRANK L. SMITH MEAT CO. "Fitfhtina; the Beef Trust" PORTLAND, OREGON ' In Concentric Layers. "I suppose," Bald the member of the Investigating ' committee, "you are reaching now for the men higher up." "No, sir," answered the detective, "I am digging for the men furthest In." Our oil exports to China increased from 23,000,000 gallons In 1899 to 87. 000,000 In 1909 and nearly 104,000,000 In 1908, having thus quadrupled In ten years. Bad BL00B "Before I began using Cascarets I had a bad complexion, pimples on my face, and my food was not digested as it should have been. Now I am entirely well, and the pimples have all disappeared from my face. I can truthfully say that Cascarets are just as advertised; I have taken only two boxes of them." Clarence R. Griffin, Sheridan, Ind. Pleasant, Palatable, Potent. Taste Good. Do Good. Never Hick -n. Weaken or Gripe. 10c, 26c, 50c. Neven sold in bulk. The Ken uine tublet stamped CCC. Guaranteed to cure or your money back. is the word to remember "when you need a remedy rssjamkiasaaga rfflsfifl S3 fBrCouo(ie&CoLDS THE APPROVAL of the most EMINENT PHYSICIANS m and its WORLD-WIDE ACCEPTOCE by the WELL-INFORMER BECAUSE US COMPONENT PARTS 'ARE KNOWN TO BE MOST WHOLESOME AND TRULY BENEFICIAL IN EF FECT, -HAVE GIVEN TO StjrupofFigs ELIXIR of SENNA THE ERST POSITION AMONG FAMILY LAXATIVES AND HAVE LED TO ITS GENERAL USAGE WITH THE MOST UNIVERSAL SATISFACTION. TO GET ITS BENEFICIAL EFFECTS, ADWSBUYTHE GENUINE Manufactured by the CALIFORNIA FIG SYR'JP For sale b y all leading druggists One size only, Regular price 50 1 per bottle VsnH Trial Bottlo Free Br Mail p'H,'iw ft yon suffer from Epilepsy, Fits, Falling Sickness, Spasms, or have children that do so, my New Pis corerywill relieve them, and all vou aroaked to doll to scud for a Free Trinity Bottle of Dr.Alay'i :plloptlold O u ro ' It baa cured thousands where everything eli fulled. Guarnnlerd by Mny Meillr Ileal Lahoratoi v i'ml.T Pure Food and Drugs Act, June 80th, ltiOO Guaranty No. 1HU71. Hesse write for SpeclalFree fi liottle and (rive AUK and complete address DR. W. H. MAY, 648 Pearl Street, Nen York. ( ft C. Gee Wo The Chinese Doctor This wondeful man has mads a lifestudy of the Froperties of Roots, lerhs and Barks, and Is (riving t he world the benefit of his services. 1 SOr9'!S. No Merr.irv Poi.M i- i -i-.A-i or urugs usee, wo ipiiti Operation or Cutting Guarantee to cure Catarrh, Asthma, Lang, Stomarh and Kidney troubles, and all Private L is oases of M n and Women. A SURE CANCER CURE DR. Just received from Pekin. Chinasafe, ton and reliable. Unfailing in its works. If yon cannot call, writ for symptom blank lm and circular. Inclose 4 cents in stamps. CONSULTATION fRCC The C Gee Wo Medicine Co. 162Vi first St., cor. Morrison, Portland. Or. ; Xhii Wf V 1 Dnat Thousand Feet Thick. China has Its "bad lands," all dust and dreariness, and Its irrigation wheels, and its "soul appalling" Gobi desert, along whose southern boundary lies the Great wall. In some of these regions the famous yellow dust of China lies to a depth of 1,000 feet, and when the wind blows tho whole land scape is obscured. Yet It la upon this dust that the fertility of northern China depends. The Chinese call It "ginger powder." Harper's. Lru1 Sarsaparilla Will purify your blood, clear your complexion, restore your appetite, relieve your tired feel ing, build you up. Be sure to take it this spring. Get It today In usual liquid form or tablets called Sarsatabs. 100 Doses $1. Swallowed Mia Model. "Object" drawing has brought a jaew anxiety into the schools. In certain districts youngsters may be seen mov ing schoolward with hatchets, carVers, hammers, chisels, etc., as material for their drawing lessons. The other day, just as one of these lesions was about to begin, a small boy was found stand ing tearfully at the headmaster's desk. "I've swallowed my object," he ex plained, with an alarming gulp. "What was It?" asked the mastei anxiously. "A banana," replied the would-be artist, with a final gulp. London Fun. i ' ' ' Population for Mile of Railroad. According to Canadian railway sta- tistics for the year 1907, the United (states has a population of 381 for each mile of railway, and Canada 289. France has 1,590 afor each mile of rail way, and the United Kingdom 1,821. In India there are 10,119 people for each mile of railroad. In the United States there are 13.61 square miles of territory for each niide of railway; in Canada 161.8 square miles; in the United Kingdom 5.29 square miles, and in France 8.46 square miles for each mile of, railway. mt mm. CO. I Cured Right at Home bv Et-ECTROPODFS. Hrw Electric Trwlmcnt. (.alvinic Insoles copper unii sine worn insids shoes. Invigorate entire bo: Nerves become 'live wires." Positive cure for Kheumstism, Neutaleia. Bickache, Kidney end Liver complaints. Price Obir 1.00. Your money returned If not satisfactory. Guarantee signed with each sale. Electropodes ar mailable. If not at your Drue-gitfe, lead us $1.00. Stale whether for man or woman. WESTERN ELECTROPODE CO. Ui Lot Angeles SC. Los Aagelea, Cat ifS1. AK afc-F I JStL. I W' -rt(SS WW Wm (Cm . - -. -j- . --- -- Painless Dentistry Jy jr i town people X t J cmn bare tholr platfl iyand bridgework fln ' t ihed In on daj ' ., If nrceftNsvry J We ttill fr:v you a food j 22k fold or porcelain Jcrowfof $3.50 ) Mclir Crownt 5. CO 22k BndfftTMth 3.50 i. x Gold Filimfff 1.00 -a. s Eumti Fillinfft loUu Silver Fillintr SO X., t- . s fnliy Filling 2.50 t Piatw 5. CO W. L Will, INwtm mMieVM w nut. i.ww n tun hthmim rwrruM Pa m It m tiTr fiM (3y WOK OUARANTirD FOPt 18 YCAMS 1 1 PalnifM EatrctioB ree when pltor briiire mrtt la orlrxl. (ViDBuitatlon Fr. 101 eannot t bttoi orilrxl. (Vmauitatlon Fre, psinlftHiirnrk don .Drwhere. All work ruUrffuctr- Wise Dental Co. Nconpoaarvw iBDaWies.Brs. PORTLAND. OREGON 101 BOBBas I i. H. M I ML aaaaars. I ta . A reppev Duel. A certain literary and diplomatic friend of ours once took part In 4 pepper duel at a foreign restaurant. He was provoked to the contention by the quantity of stimulating condiment that a stranger across the table in' dulged in. The stranger sprinkled an unconscionable quantity of red pepper upon his food and proceeded to devour it, to the wonder and admiration of onlookers. Thereupon, with studied nonchalance, the American swallowed an immense piece of chili pepper. Then the stranger added more red pepper, then the American another larger slice, covered with cayenne, and so on, till It seemed as if both would ex plode, while the other diners looked on aghast, the American finally win ning out with a prodigious dose defy ing all emulation. Century. Snppresaloata of History. Am phi on had Just built the city of Thebes by the magical twanging of his harp. "How do you expect to make poster ity believe It?" asked the spectators. "I leave all that," he said, "to tho city archivist." When It was too late he realized that he had made a fatal mistake by tot having a phonograph and a motion pic ture machine on the ground. Don t fail to write for beautiful booklet containing 75 splendid photo gravures of the world a most celebra ted musicians, free. See Sherman Clay & Co. 's ad. Iehthyolulcal Meanness, "I presume," sneered the cottager to the returning fisherman, "that all the big fish got away." 'Yes," answered the angler, "but some of them had to resort to every technicality to do it" Detroit Free Press. Great Home Eye Remedy for all diseases of the eye, quick reliei irom using- main o SALiVU. All druggists or Howard Bros., Buf falo, N. Y. Beat He Cotild Offer. Disgusted Customer I bought a etir rant bun here yesterday, and found fly in it I want you to exchange th bun for another. Confectioner Can't do that, sir; but If you will bring me back the fly I'll give you a currant for it Weekly Tel egraph. Th Two Obstructions), "Take off your hat!" Rude men behind her cried. And she (Just think of It) complied; Bnt they were still unsatisfied. And yelled with their moutha opened wide, "Take off your rati" Chicago News. afothara wfn flnrl Mrs. Wlnalrra flnntBJn Byrup the bi'Stremedy to use lot thair ciiUdxaa aurujg ma teauuug period. Distinctly Bad Form. 'Bryonia," Impetuously began the young man, "I have come to ay some thing to you this evening, end I am Be ing to say It! You shall not put me oft any longer. It Is no Joke to trifle with the feeling's of an earnest man who knows what he wants. Every time I try to be serious you change the sub ject. It isn't fair to me, Bryonia, and I am not going to stand it any more, You'll have to listen to me this time. I am determined " "Orlando," she Interrupted, emothar Ing a yawn, "you are doing too much thundering In your Index" Chicago Tribune. TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY Take LAXATIVE BROMO Chimin. Thl DruinriRts refund monev if it fails tn.mira le W latujv c s signature is on each box. 26a. Wealth. "I understand your father is enor tnously wealthy, the young man saUL casually. The proud beauty drew herself up to her full height (above her natural height) as she replied: "Oh, well, we get a piece of Ice that lasts until the Ice man comes again." Buffalo Es a res a. Harmless Hop. He is not old, he is not young. The Chinese laundryman Hop Lung, The yellowed cheek, the slanting eye. The humble nose, the cheek bone high. The cheerful face, the willing hand That serves the proudest In the land. His back yard you may scan with car No dirty linen airing there! Chicago Tribune. S1.25 per Wnrd Inserts Class, nod ads In 3fi U- Insr papers in U. S. Send for list. The Daka Ad wrtininir Airency. 427 S. Main etreet, Loa Aa geles, or 12 Geary St., San Francisco. Cal. PIPE REPAIRING UlevfTT rnption by aao. AMBtRnRIER i alttKMJIAUIa. Artmaal Celarsa, BIG SICHEL At M. SZ laa-a Streat f artlaa. Don't waste time and money plant ing poor seeds. Our seeds won Firtt Grand Prize at the Seattle Exposi tion. Our prices are reasonable. Big Catalogue free. Send for a copy. Vogeler Seed Co. Salt Lake City, Utah DAIRY w m You can't sow thistles and j-SK reap lies. II you plant 5sOa. Ferry's Seeds jrou Jf j . a prow exactly what Jslf& I X. A ' &v. youexrectandia SZA S X A -'' 11 - , 7 mmmt Warm Mi S D. K. FFKST a CO, B ' 1 f Detrott. rich. fi (rial IT3 Every Kan or Woman Suffering; sr" ak . . . rrom consumption, Bronchitis, Asthma, Catarrh, Hacking Cough end Throat or Lung Trouble Should Writs at Once. Dr. Hill Says: -consumption Is nosltlvelv and nhsninfalv ption is I prevents so. I say durable and preventable. All authorities agree that tills Is so. I say It can be cured in tho urt- vacy or your own home, and I am proving It day after day. I say It Is no longer npcessary to travel away from home and friends. I am treating rltdit today, cases of advanc ed and desper ate consumption, which had been Riven up by their friends and ad vised to move to another climate, perhaps to die. Eut they have re mained at home DR. J. LAWRENCE HILL aapshM ol lh Dootor laksn a low days sao. tinder my 'Rational' Treatment, with results that would quicken the heart of any man to see, Everyone who has eEk lurue. Catarrh of th Bronchial Tubes or Catarrh in any form. Chronic Si lU A"hma'Cnromc Hacking CoUKh. Loss of rlesh, Nluht Sweats, Hemorrhages, soreness or pain m the chest or under the shoulder blades, or any other deadly symptom of Consumption should send for a trial package of Dr. Hills New KatlOnal Remedv Anri tMtimnnioU fmm hi,nH.v1a who have been cured, lhis treatment quickly checks further progress of the disease and pro duces new res.sting power, appetite, flesh and good health. Any bank or business firm in Jackson. Michl sran. will tell you Dr. Hill is reliable, successful 1r Prominent citizen in excellent standing. All throat and lung sufferers should fill out cou pon below and mail at once for trial package which the doctor sends by mai', prepaid, to prove that even the worst cases can be sured at home at little expense. TRIAL TREATMENT PACKAGE COUPON Dr. J. Lawrence Hill 1662 Hill Building Jackson. Mich. Please send me your large trial package in plain sealed wrapper, that I may try it and see for myself if it will do what you claim it wilL I enclose 20c to help pay for packing, etc. Name Add re State. Jndgrmentl Sometimes, in selling mutton, too. As "Regular Reader" sadly notes. The butcher falls if the tale is true To separate the sheep from the goata. amnion's 11 1'iir uis coax tne irvw Into activity by gcutle methods. Tuey di Jot scour, prijre or weaken. Tbey are a onle to the stomacb. liver and nerves: Invigorate Instead of weaken. They ea- ricn i ne niooa ana enable me stomaen lo get all tbe nonrisbment from food that la put Into It These pills contain no calo mel: they are sootblnir. ben liner and stim- Ulating. For sale by all druggists In 10c and 25e s!i"8. If yon need medical ad vice, write Mnnynn s Doctors. They will advise to the best of their abllitv abso lutely free of Charpe. MTOTON'S. S1 and. cffcraOD 6fs l'hlladelpbiar I'a. Send 10c for trial package. REDUCE THE COST OF LIVING; CRESCENT BAKING POWDER 25c FULL POUND at TRlALnS of the NEEDEMS 5JTpjrCl CpKFpUNtllT.MR SMITH. YQUVE1 TRu3 ER.YESSM BEEM ASUEPON YOUR JOB V I INTEND TO CLEAR OUT THE rot oo RkftOLVr.D-THAT WHF.HF.VE 1 At BILIOUS. KOW-KURE i not a "food" it is t niedifine, and the only medicine in the world for cows on y. Made lor the cow and, a its name indicates, a Cow Cure. lia:renes. retained alier birth, abortion, scour, caked udder, and all similar affections positively and quickly cured. No one who keep, cows, whether many or lew. can ntlonl to be without Ko V KUKK. It is made especially to keep cows healthy. Our book "Cow Mnner" sent FREE. Ask your local dealer for kOW -KURR or sand to tha man u Tartu rera. ASSOCIATION CO. LruJooriHc, Yt. ?UTNAM Color more roods brighter and faster colors and is ruaranteed to eive perfect result, AM deader, t we wtilaend postpaid at 10c a packare. Write for free bookA I WW to ttye, bieacb aa 4 mix color MONROE OKUO COaifANT, Quliicy, cLnSw A nigr Contract. "You seem glad your wife has Joined the Suffragette Club." "Yes," answered Mr. Meekton. "It's ft relief to find Henrietta with a regu lar audience of her own. I've got a sore throat trying to furnish laughter and cheers every evening." Washing ton Star. Economise Tim. "Why do you stop here?" I know an artist on the fifth floor of these apartments. If we walk up we can get a drink." "Oh, whistle for him to pour It down the tube." Louisville Courier Journal. Canine Wisdom. Little Fldo Uncle Towser, what's the reason we don't get any more meat to eat? Big Towser Youngster, there's a beef boycott on, and we're the Innocent bystanders. Uncle jerry. "There's two things about this blam ed grapefruit that I can't understand," said Uncle Jerry Peebles. "One Is that It's called 'grape' fruit and the other Is that It's called grape 'fruit.' " Sherman STEINWAY AND OTHER PIANOS SIXTH AND MORRISON, OPP. A Beautiful Book FREE This beautiful booklet, containing 75 splendid pho togravures of the world' most celebrated mui ians, may be had free upon request, providing the follow., ing questions are answered. We will also lend free copy of "Old Favorite Songs." Do you expect to buy a Piano?. When? Name ... Address Ixioklnjr Ahead. "Doctor," asked his hypochondriacal patient, "do you think that when people go to heaven they follow the same oc cupation they did on earth?" "Not all of them, madam," said the family physician. "I shall probably have to learn a new trade unless you happen to be there." But he added this lnaiidlbly. PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS PAZO OINTMENT la guaranteed to cure any ease of Itching. Blind. Bleeding or Protruding files in 6 to 14 days or money refunded. 60c. Has Anybody Found Hlmf - "You wish to advertise for a lost dog, madam?" "Yes, sir." "What's the description?" "Well, he's Just an ordinary dog, you know, kind of brown color." "That Isn't definite enough." "And his name Is Prince." "That won't help to find him." "I should think it would. He's the only dog I know of with that name. ' "But, madam, hasn't he some distin guishing peculiarity or mark about him?" "Y-yes, sir; he likes llmburger cheese." cu,"n -i.-o Rare Girl, do you like your kitchen "Well, how e-irl ?" The caller queried. VFaugh!" Said Mrs. Jones. "She's not to too raw." my t'sed to It. Conductor Madam, that's the smok er. Cheery Matron (crowded out of the other car) That's all right. I guess I can stand it I've got one for a hus band. Portland is the big market place of the Northwest Send Your Produce THERE We are handlers of Eggs, Butter, Veal, Dressed Hogs, Poultry, live or dressed: also Apples, Onions, Pota toes. Consignments, whether large or small, are solicited. We can give you good prices for good stuff. Write Us. McEwen & Koskey COMMISSION MERCHANTS 129 Front SL, Portland, Ore. SEEDS Catalogue for the Asking Send for It J. J. BUTZER 188 Street Front Portland. Oregon w w - . vv 11.60 fer Itoien. S6.00 Per Hundred. $40.00 Per Thousand A'oir h the Timt tn Plant Rhuharb and Kerry Plants J. B. WAGNER, The RHUBARB and BERRY Specialist Pasadena, California SEND THIS AD. FOR FREE PREMIUM UST Pacific Coast Biscuit Company Portland Seattle Spokane Ask for Their Goods and SAVE THESE SWASTIKA END SEALS THEY ARE VALUABLE They Will Secure You Many Useful Articles Without Cost FADELESS DYES than inv other dve. One laensrtsrs afiv mi - n Alcohol not needed Ayer's Sarsaparilla is not a strong drink. As now made, there is not a drop of alcohol in it. It is a non-alcoholic tonic and alterative. Ask your own doctor about your taking this medicine for thin, impure blood. Follow his advice every time. He knows. A Wf pub halt our formuift Wa banish sleohol from our medioliist Ws urge you to sonsuit your dootor yers Ask your doctor, "What is the first great rule of health?" Nine doctors out of ten will quickly reply, " Keep the bowels regular." Then ask him another ques tion, "What do you think of Ayer'a Pills for constipation?" Made by th J. c. aysr Co.; Lowell, Mass. lay&Co. VICTOR TALKING MACHINES NJ3 POSTOFFICE, PORTLAND, OREGON "Viae to Him. "Wife You were late last night Hul) Beg your pardon, my dear. Aa I came in the fronts door the clock struck 11. , Wife But what time did you arriv at the head of the stairs? Boston Transcript. ' The world's largest incubator Is in Australia, where it Is used to hatch 11,440 ducks' eggs or 14,040 hens' egg at a time. .THE KEYSTONEi TO HEALTH IS HOSTETTER'S STOMACH BITTERS You miss a great deal the pleasures of life if your stomach has "gone back on you" but don't remain in that condition, The Bit ters will setthine-sricht and I prevent Indigestion, Cost iveness and Headache. Hats Cieenrd i blocked 50c, with New Trimmings $1 Pan amasSl Ladies IstrawHars rr : modeled. 5c Dosmre mails vour A soft bit tons. 315-17 Aide V'rira iae, St. PortJand. Oreaojv asaisantf . fTcOFFEErn I TEA SPICES BAKING POWDER EXTRACTS ! dUST RIGHT 1 CL0SSET8DEVERS PNU No. 13-"10 "VH)EJr writlnsr to adTtrtlsers please Vf mention tills paper. I a v aaAW a-s i i A 1 i iirsTTJiiTr; l ! s-m ip i i im-ihi mwii u mmmimmmtr