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About Heppner gazette. (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912 | View Entire Issue (March 3, 1910)
- -i It,,, f W 'A ' ' , ' 'v J- - , ' V , "Ship It to Me" SAYS SMITH Bmlth wants every dressed veal and hoar in the country. He never charge com mission. We will pay aa follow for good, fat itulT. Ship by axpres. Dressed Veal, up to ISO lb.. 12V4C. Dressed Pork 11 Vic. Live Chicken 16c. Dressed Chicken. ..17V4C. Egg Market Price Addresa fRANK L. SMITH MEAT CO. "rightlnf the Beef Trunt" PORTLAND, OREGON Trying to Encouraae Him. "O, Guy, you muBtn't allow yourself to be geared by papa's piercing eye." "I'm not o much afraid of that, El fleda, aa I am of his cutting; 'no!'" Advanced Thought. "Doctor, how do you account for tha existence of rheumatism?" "The mind, my dear sir, evolved the disease to fit the word." REDUCE THE COST OF LIVING; aa Ml w mm m niviiin nniimrn iWA DAMflU rUWULK 25c FULL POUND $2,000 A YEAR I being earned by hundreds of Chiropod ists. The work is easily learned, competi tion slight, returns lucrative. A thousand graduates could Da placed tomorrow. rf nw lor particular i r y a I Tha Western School I II ft oi miropooy J A 11 '1 Portland, Oregon A Broken Down Foot-Arch CHEAP INSURANCE FOR GRAIN GROWERS "Woodlark" Squirrel Poison is the most reliable and destructive agent yet devised for the extermination of Gophers, Squir rels, Sage Rats and Prairie Dogs. It is the cheapest Insurance against their ravages. Every kernel ia warranted to kill. Climatic changes or moisture of the earth do not destroy its strength. Re quires NO MIXING OR PREPARATION. Is always ready for use. No other is so good. Dealers will refund the purchase price if not as claimed. Pamphlet free. jIoyt Chbmicai, Co., Portland, Oregon i f,lfi a CRIMSON WINTER RHUBARB $1.60 Per Doien. $8.00 Per Hundred. $40.00 Per Thousand Afoui Is the Time to Plant Rhubarb and Berry Plants J. B. WAGNER, The RHUBARB and BERRY Specialist Pasadena, California Improve Your K C Baking Powder a can. 1 ry it tor your lavonte cake, it it doesn't raise better, more evenly, higher, if it isn't daintier, more delicate in flavor, we return your money. Everybody agrees K C has no equal. OUNCES 4 Pure, Wholesome,-Economical. The jo shoes that look, Made of teleclei leather leather that is best by every test. Correct in shoe makers, In the best cTWAYER shoes are "built on honor" built built for absolute satisfaction and you can ever hope to get for the money. There is an Honorbilt style that will exactly suit you and fit you. Ask vour shoe dealer: if be hasn't it, the ACaier Trad Citar1t on the sole. FREK-If yoo will send a the nam of a dealer who i at handle A Mayer Honorbilt Shoes, we will send you fra. postpaid. hand- f mm picture, alt 15x20, of George Washington. We also make Leading Lady Shoes, Martha Washington A, ; School Shoes and Work Shoes. F. cy-IAYER BOOT & orijn Wisconsin -fixed. A sergeant wag once drilling a squad of recruits. They were incredibly norant. Ono of them could not tell lg his right hand from his left. The Be geant proceeded to teach them and last attained some degree of success. at Sergeant Now, yer blessed idiot, hold yer hands in front of yer and twist tiiem round one over the other. Stop! Now, which is your left hand and which Is your rlghtT Recruit (looking at his hands for a moment) I'm blowed If I know, gone and mixed 'em!; London swers. ve An PLANT SIBSON'S ROSES The sibson Rose Nurseries 20 Acres of Hoses! Two-year-old bushes Grown In the open Held Now Is a good time to plant Catalogue Free 1180 MUwaukle Road, Portland, Ore. Dlaaatrona. Doctor Have you been taking an oc on atonal cold Dlunae. as I advised? Dyspeptic Capitalist Yes. I've been lnvRtlnsr heavily In Ice stocks and I got nipped. Chicago Tribune. Blood Honey f "One day," said Mrs. Lapsllng, "1 saw a man thrash a big, brutal team ster for beating his horses. If I had my way about it he should have a share of the Carnage hero fund." it OWARD E. BTTRTON - Assayer n4 Chemist, TahiIviIIa rWnritfin. BIHwiinin IjrioflS! Gold. Silver. Lead. (1. Quid, Silver. 76o; Gold. 60o; Zino orGopper.il. Mailing envelopes and lull price list sent on application, uontrol ana umpire wuhsu lioited. ttelerenoei Carbonate National Bank. : . . , . rortland is toe big market place oi tne Northwest. Send Your Produce THERE We are handlers of Eggs, Butter, Veal, Dressed Hogs, Poultry, live or dressed: also Apples, Onions, Pota toes. Consignments, whether large or small, are solicited. We can give you good prices for good stuff. Write Us. McEwen & Koskey COMMISSION MERCHANTS 129 Front St, Portland, Ore. -J (lr dOi iO Don't waste time and money plant ing poor seeds. Our seeds won First Grand Prize at the Seattle Exposi tion. Our prices aro reasonable. Big Catalogue free. Send for a copy. Vogeler Seed Co. . ,. Salt Lake City, Utah WE PAY CASH For homestead relinaulxhmenta. and can sell your farms and ranches quickly. Let us handle your business and we will guarantee your aauaxaction. Give full particular in first letter. DAVIS eV BUITKAMP 610 Delcum Bldg. Portland, Ore Guaranteed nnder U Pare Food Lawa Baking wiL. do It! .Get BAKING POWDER O-quea Mfg. Cob Chicago iroptr shoes for men: fit, feel and Wear right style. Made by the finest equipped factory in existence. HONORBILT for comhtneJ style and service- lasting comfort. Biggest values write OS. Look for -Jl w Sarsaparilla Cures all blood humors, al eruptions, clears the complex ion, creates an appetite, aids digestion, relieves that tired feeling, gives vigor and vim. Get It today in. usual liquid form or chocolate tablet known as b area tabs. 100 Uoses 11. At tha Artists' Reception. ' "Mr. D'Awber, what are you going- to paint on this coal black canvas?". "Madam, that Is a completed paint ing. It is listed In the catalogue as 'Early Morning in Chicago.' " Chicago Tribune. Kothlnar. "What was your husband saying t you last night?" "Nothing." "Why, I was sure I heard him talk lng' to you for over an hour." "You did." Houston Post. Pettit's Eye Salve for Over 1 00 Yeai has been used for congested and in- flamed eyes, removes film or scum over the eyes. All druggists or How ard Bros., tsuttaio, n. x. i . Uncle Allen. "You may not be as good as David or as wise as Solomon," said Uncle Al len Sparks, "but if you know how to train children you've got the bulge on both of 'em. Each of the two had boy that went wrong." PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any c of Itching. Blind. Bleeding; or Protruding' Pilea ia ft to 14 days or money refunded. 60c Radical. "Talk about reformln foot ball said Uncle Jerry Peebles- "The only way you kin reform it Is to take an ax to it!" Chicago Tribune. 1111 "I have been u sins' Cascareta for In somnia, with which 1 have been afflicted for twenty years, and I can say that Cas careta have given me more relief than any other remedy I have ever tried. I shall certamly recommend them to my friends as being all that they are represented. " Thos. Gillard, Elgin, 111. Pleasant Palatable, Potent Taste Good. Do Good. Never Sicken, Weaken or Grip. 10c, 25c 60c. Never sold in bulk. The gen uine tablet stamped C C C. Guaranteed to aura or your money back. TAKE A DOSE OF CURE It will instantly relieve that racking cough.. Taken promptly it will often prevent Asthma, Bronchitis and serious throat and lung troubles. Guaranteed safe and very palatable. All rrair7i.fa 25 eanta. Cured by Electropodes New Electric Treat cut, Metsl InioIe-woTm loilde iboce. Body hecotrm Dufttetierwi th coa&ecttaff wire. Foitiv cure lor Rheum(lf, Nrvralffia, Backache, Kidney and Liver cob-pl-iDtt. Only 1. 00 pafr. Guanine lirned with each sal. II Electropodrt fail to curt, anoneT re turned. If not at your Druf gilt Bead 1.00. W will te that you arc supplied. ' WESTERN ELECTROPODE CO. U7 Lm ABfdM Stw Los Angtim, CL 3 Painless Dentistry Out ef town people I kL t.T. fend bridiework fla. l.neo la oaa oar yC aeoeMarr. Wt aill f ivt yvt roed 22k (sla er ftmiKt 1 erewi lor $3.50 MoUr Crrni 5.00 Z2kBr!dnTMts3.60 Said Filllm 1.00 Euinel Flllingi 1.00 Silver Fillinit .00 Inlay Flllint 2.50 SSood Rubber 4 Plates 5.00 Baw.a.Wlil.P- itisiMis terruia. n niM nam is remiss Psiulm tlf ilos .3u WORK OUARANTBKO rOH IB YEARS PatnlMS Extraction t ree hen pleteecr bridle wort Is onlered. Oonaaltatioa Free, Yea cannot t hetts palnloM work done anywhere. Alt work fully e-uar anteed. Modern elpotrioeqolpment. Heet m.t-otia. Wise Dental Co. faf.72'S PORTLAND. OREGON B7IC1 B0SB4: S a- H. be S r. at Saaaaya, - US ISCK ! You can't sow thlstlMsnd j-fK reap ligs. If you plant MV Ferry's Seeds you grow exactly what V fesr X M you expect andin jfl i X a profusion jLmZr J Slid perfec- v" -. f tion never jr tw . " Xrlf yV 4rT SJ1rJiS "Perience lCXr L1JW., make them re- r X e very wii ere. Frry's r X Z Jjr 1910 Seed Annual X Zgrbtt on request x S d. . rasr co, Deonciilax Tro curs tnstant'y tvltrr Sera Threat, Haaiwaas aai Coughs. Unaxceaed foe ckaHnf tha vote. Ae hitaly free from opiates or anythtne; harmKiL Prica. 25 cents, BO cent and 1 1.00 pat hob tasnpi aent ea teauest. JOHN L BRO Tl sc SON. Baetea. Masa. Old Favorites The Mariner' Dream. In slumbers of midnight the aLlor-boy lay; His hammock swung loose at the sport of the wind, But, watchworn and weary, his cares flew away, . And visions of happiness danced o'er his mind. tie dreamed of his home, of his deal native bowers, And pleasures that waited on life's , merry morn; While Memory stood sldewlse, half covered with flowers, And restored every rose, but secreted its thorn. Then Fancy her magical pinions spread wide, And bade the young dreamer in ec stacy rise: Now far, far behind him the green waters glide, And the cot of his forefathers bless es his eyes. The Jessamine clambers in flowers o'er the thatch, And the swallow chirps sweet from her nest in the wall; All trembling with transport, he raises the latch, And the voices of loved ones reply to his call. A father bends o'er him with looks of delight; His cheek is impearled with a moth er's warm tear; 1 And the lips of the boy in a love-kiss unite With the lips of the maid whom his bosom holds dear. The heart of the sleeper beats high in his breast; Joy quickens his pulses all hard ships seem o'er, And a munmur of happiness steals through his rest: "O God! thou hast blessed me; I ask for no more." Ah, what is that flame which now bursts on his eye? Ah, what Is that sound which now 'larms on his ear? Tis the lightning's red gleam, painting hell on the sky! 'TIs the crashing of thunders, the groan of the sphere! He springs from his hammock he files to the deck! Amazement confronts him with im ages dire; Wild winds and mad waves drive the vessel a wreck The masts fly in splinters the shrouds are on fire! Like mountains the billows tremeno. ously swell; In vain the lost wretch calls on Mer cy to save; Unseen hands of spirits are ringing his knell, And the Death-angel flaps his broad wings o'er the wave! O sailor-boy, woe to thy dream of de light! In darkness dissolves the gay frost work of bliss. Where, now, Is the picture that Fancy touched bright Thy parents' fond pressure, and love's honeyed kiss? O sailor-boy, sailor-boy, never again Shall home, love, or kindred thy wishes repay! Unblessed and unhonored, down deep in the main Full many a fathom, thy frame shall decay. Vo tomb shall e'er plead to remen, brance for thee, Or redeem .form or frame frorn the merciless surge; But the white foam of waves shall thy winding-sheet be, . And winds,. In the midnight of win ter, thy dirge! On a bed of green sea-flowers th limbs shall be laid; Around thy white bones the red coral shall grow; Of $hy fair yellow locks, threads of amher be made; And every part suit to thy mansion below. Days, months, years, and ages shall circle away. And still the vast waters above thee shall roll; Earth loses thy pattern for ever and aye, O sailor-boy, sailor-boy, peace to thy soul! William Dimond. Justification. The old darky had driven his fare to the hotel and was now demanding a dollar for his service. "What!" prottsted the passenger, "a dollar for that distance? Why, it isn't half a mile as the crow flies." "Dat's true, boss," returned Sambo, with an appealing smile, "but ye see, suh, dat old crow he ain't got fret wives an' ten chilluns to suppoht, not to mention de keep fo' de hoss." Har per's Wekly. Odd Name Oddly W on. The inn known as the "Same Tet, at Prestwich, has a curious history, which Mr. Hackwood relates: "The house origlnaly bore the 'Seven Stars,' but many years ago it became necessary to have its faded sign re painted. When the painter asked the landlord what he was to put on the board he received the answer, 'The same yet.' And the man took him at his word." London News. If it were not for the great econo mies to be practiced "next month," how would the women ever manage The Man-of-War fllrd. The frigate pelican, or man-of-war 6ird, la usually met with by travelers in the tropics. Although when stripped of its feathers it is hardly larger than a pigeon, yet no man can touch at the same time the tips of Its extended wings. The long wing bones are ex ceedingly light, and the whole appai ratus of air cells is extremely devel oped, so that its rear weight Is very trifling. It flies at a great height above the water, and from that elevation pounces down cn fish, especially pre ferring the poor, persecuted flying fish for Its prey. According to some au thors, the name of man-of-war bird was given to it because its appearance was said to foretell the coming of a ship, probably because the frigate pell can and real frigates are equally ad verse to storms, and both like to come into harbor if the weather threatens. Irony. "Tou're as hard as nails," said his trainer. "Well," Irritably answered the actor pugilist, "wouldn't you naturally ex pect me to be? I wear my clawham mer coat two or three hours every night" Distemper In all its forms, among all ares of horses and dogs, cured and others in the same sta ble prevented from having thedis-ease with Sponn's Distemper Cure. Every bottl" guaranteed. Over 500,000 bottles sold last year. $ .50 and $1.00. Good druggists, or sonn to manuiacturers. Apents wantea. Write for free book. Bpohn Med. Co., Spec, voniagious xiseases, txosnen, ma. At the Riding School. "Mount your horse on the left side. "Why? What difference can that make?" "It's the rule." "But why should it be the rule?" "Because In the past horsemen wore swords. They wore them on the left hip; hence had they mounted on the right side the sword would have got in the way. So they mounted on the left, and we stli! mount on the left. Horses are accustomed to It, and If you try to get up from the right you are liable to be kicked." Philadelphia Bulletin. Only One "BROMO QUININE" That la LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Look for the signature of E. W. Grove. Used the World over to Cure a Cold in One Day. 26c An Obedient Dos;. Schnapps is a dachshund, and the people who know all about the breed call tha queer looking animal hand some. In the house in New York where he is the pet he is credited with more than ordinary dog sense and with understanding every word said to him in English or German. In order to demonstrate his sagacity his master said to him a few evenings ago: "Schnapps, the young people have been here long enough. Go down and tell the boys to go home." Downstairs he waddled and, standing before the visiting youths, barked and howled, then ran to the front door and back again and kept up the performance until, as his proud master explained. "the young men heard and saw the point. Pretty smart for a dachs, eh?" Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnilow Soothing syrup tne oest remedy to use tor tneir cnuarea luring the tee tiling period. Dolly' Itetort. "I won't wash my face!" said Dolly defiantly. "Naughty, naughty," reproved grandmother. "When I was a little girl I always washed my face." "Yes, and now look at It!' Every body's. Chronic. Mrs. Hewllgus Absalom, wa are out of coal. Is your credit at the dealer's bad again? Mr. Hewllgus Not "again," Amanda Still! Chicago Tribune. ALCOHOL J PER CENT AVegelabk PrcparalionErAs slrailating tftcFxxfamlRftula ting (lie Stomadis ariBowjis af Promotes Discs tionflitcrfii rtess and RretXontains ncto OpuTO-Morphine norSaeraL! ISOT NARCOTIC. AaptfokiikS&iiimnxa. tm wa-Xair rsw StrJ m laaaqnaBa f! ADprfect Remedy forCurcRpfr Hon . Sour Stoiaach.Diarrtm YorrasfonvulsioTisffVTn ncss ai-Loss OF Sleip. IfcS'atiSe Signarart of NEW YORK. Exact Copy of Wrapper. m PAQViini; r-fMrr jU ilXjJ U W Desperate Coughs Dangerous coughs. Extremely perilous coughs. Coughs that rasp and tear the throat and lungs. Coughs that shake the whole body. You need a regu lar medicine, a doctor's medi cine, for such a cough. Ask your doctor about Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. A W pubiial. our formulM aj we esnisn aioonoi f from our medloloe yers We urge yon to eonsuit year doctor Any good doctor will tell you that medi cine like Ayer's Cherry Pectoral cannot do its best work if the bowels are con stipated. Ask your doctor if he knows anything better than Ayer's Pills for cor recting this sluggishness of the liver. Hade by the J. C. Ayer Co., Lowell, Ma. Exception. Teacher As I have been telling yota, there are two general classes of work ers. Tommy, does your father make his living by using his brains or by using his muscles? Tommy Neither one, ma'am. He's a policeman. Chi cago Tribune. No Compulsion. "Why do I have' to pay such enor mous prices for round steak?" grum bled the customer. "You don't," said the butcher. "Here's a perfectly good shank you can buy for a good deal less money." Chicago Tribune. Hats Cleaned blocked 60c, wilb Nf Trimminn $1 Paa ajnas$l Udiei StrswHus re modeled. 5c pom re maiii yony bilious. Jltyll Aide? St. Portland. Orason. SEEDS Catalogue for the Asking Send for It J. J. BUTZER 188 Street front Portland, Oregoo . C0FFEEX TEA SPICES BAKING POWDER EXTRACTS "JUST RIGHT uri ::::'::: rirtcf a rirvro.1 PORTLAND. ORE.' J for this 16-in. PLUME TMl plume U )uit the klaif for which jnu would bav t9 Div S5.00 at anr retell More, ifc Ii extra wide?, fully 10-lns. lo-v. . In all colors. with willowy Hue o! Tat length that do aot lose tbelr curl eainy. Send us 11.00 to-day., (or this Is in opportunity aot to b Diissed. We oSrr nlto an extra larp' and handsome 17 SO clum at S? V Send your money by mall, eapress or moBey order. Remember that your money will b refunded H the pinrnft Is sot entirely satisfactory. &Md to-iy for oar fr cntnloff-w of beutllai Flame and Willows. ftw York Ostrich Futker Co, 513-515 B'wmy. N. t PtfV No. 10 'ia TTJHEN writing to advertiser plea 1 i toebHon this paper. For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature Use For Over Thirty Years 111 tmk eea-rava eoweeav, sia vaea errr. '1 rjl 51.M xSSiX bm I ml ft m a m 1 1 i J 3 1