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About Heppner gazette. (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 9, 1909)
Rheumatism inflames the joints, stiffens the muscles, and in some cases, if neglected, causes ul' ferings that are almot unendurable. Thousands of grateful people liuvo testi fied that they have been radically and per manently cured of this painful disease by the great constitutional remedy Hood's Sarsaparilla which neutralises the acid in the blood on which the disease depends and expels it. In usual liquid form or in chocolated tab lets known as tiarsatabn. 100 doses f 1, Ovrrwhelnilaa: Soecesa. "You have the 3 cent fare in your town now, have you? How does it work?" "Too well. There's only about one person In half a dozen that' can get a eat In the street cars now." Dlyldlng the moon's surface) Into 125 arts, seventy-two of them are visible from the earth. Mrs. Elizabeth F. Noble, of Mans field, Mass., whose will has just been made public, left $10,000 to the Mid night Mission of New York and the same amount to build drinking foun tains for horses and dogs In the streets of New York. Faahlonable arb. Mrs. Crawford So his wife is ex travagant In dress? Mrs. Crabshaw Very. Just now she's getting a coat of tan at a $100-a-week seaside resort. Puck. Distance lends enchantment to th view of a dynamite explosion Itandlng I'p for Hla Native Land. Teacher Tony, why does the Hud Bon River bear that name? Small Boy Maka de easier name for speak dan Verrazano. TAKE A DOSE OF CURE 11 US1 fX.mil TOR (UMSt(8JM It will instantly relieve that racking cough. Taken promptly it will often prevent Asthma, Bronchitis and serious throat and lung trouble. Guaranteed safe and very palatable. All Druggists. 25 cent. THE STEADY WHITE UCHT Pis fit r 3 r u Ms The Larpest manufacturer Men's fine Shoes in the World Wear W, L. Douglas comfortable, easy-walking shoes. They are made upon honor, of the best leath ers, by the most skilled workmen, In nil the latest fashions. 8hoes In very style and shape to suit men In all walks of life. If I could take you Into my large factories at Drockton, Mass., and show you how carefully W. L. Doug las shoes are made, you would then understand why they hold their shape, fit better, wear longer and are of greater value than any other make. CA l"TION See that W. L. Douglas name nml the retail price ie s ampea on the bottom. Take No Substitute. mmmammmmmsmiim From Arctic in i :1111s. Solid brass font holds 4 quarts of oil sufficient to eive out a plowing heat for 9 hours solid braes wick carriers damper top cool handle oil indicator. Heater beautifully finished in nickel or Japan in a variety of styles. . Every Dealer. Everywhere. If Not At Tour. Writ for Descriptive Circular lo the Nearest Agency of ths STANDARD OIL COMPANY (Incorporated) S A BlbU Name. An Alabama man tells of an old n gro In Birmingham who became po sessed of a seedy and forlorn-looking dog, to which he promptly assigned the name "Moreover." The story ii printed in Harper's Weekly. "Jefferson"," he was asked, "how did you hit upon such a name as 'More over' for the dog?" "I gits It outen de Bible," he replied. "The Bible?" "Sure, sah. Doan' yo ,'membei where it says, 'When Lazarus lay a1 de rich man's gate, Moreover, da dog, come an' lick his sores?' " "I have been using- Cascarets for In somnia, with which I have been afflicted for twenty years, and I can say that Cas carets have given me more relief than any other remedy I have ever tried. I shall certainly recommend them to my friends as being all that they are represented." Thos. Gillard, Elgin, 111. Pleasant, Palatahje. Potent. Taste Good. Do Good. Never Sicken, Weaken or Gripe. 10c, 25c. 50c. Never sold in bulk. The gren aine tablet stamped C C C. Guaranteed to cure or your money back. 824 A Continuous Performance. Anxious Wife John, I will have to have some new clothes this fall. Economical Husband Good heav ens, Eliza, how long is this thing to go on? That's just what you said last fall. Baltimore American. Stop guessing ! Try the best and most certain remedy for all painful ail ments Hamlins Wizard Oil. The way it relieves all soreness from sprains, cuts, wounds, burns, scalds, etc., is wonderful. Their First Encounter. Mr. Pecksniff and Mr. Turveydroj had met for the first time. You look like a person of omi consequence, sir," spoke Mr. Turvey drop, "but your Deportment Is not quite up to the correct standard." "Sir," quoth Mr. Pecksniff, surveying him with lofty scorn, "I cannot forget that you probably have an'Immortai Soul, but you look like an Ineffabli Ass." Chicago Tribune. Emperor Francis Joseph of Austria twice a week holds an audience, when he Is accessible to the richest and poorest of his subjects. The RAYO LAMP Is a high grade lamp fold at a low price. There are lainiM thut cobt more but there is no better lamp at any price. The Burner, the Wiclt. the Chimnev-Holder all are vital thinps in a lamp; these parts of the RAYO LAMP are orfectly constructed and there is nothing known in the art of lamp-making that could add to the value of the RAYO as a light-giving device. Suitable for any room in tho house. Kvery dealer everywhere. If not nt yours, write for descriptive circular to the nearest Agency of the Standard Oil Company (Incorporated) or e J? I B W f.- Y-- la. 9 nsKKHrHB7va to Tropics Ten Minutes No oil heater has a higher efficien cy or greater heating power than the PERFECTION Oil Heater (Equipped with Smokeless Device) With it you can go from the cold of the Arctic to the warmth of the Tropics in 10 minutes. The new Automatic Smokeless Device prevents smoking, instant for cleaning. Removed in an MAKING A JOURNALIST. Dr. Warren Admits It's Difficult to Mold Karr Material. Up at the New York university a department of journalism was initiat ed this year, with Dr. Frank J. War ren In charge, Bays the New York cor- respondent of the Cincinnati Times SUr. Seventy-five pupils have been enrolled and it is Dr. Warren's hope te make regular newspaper men out of them in a short time. "Just the sane," he admits, "It isn't any fun to m vke a reporter out of a raw young- Rt , who has not the slightest knowl- ele of the manner in which newspa pers get or handle their news. It niAkes me think of the experience of a confrere of mine in the Missouri College of Journalism. He put his st tdents through a course of theoret ic B-prouts," said Dr. Warren, "and after they had achieved a moderate de gree of knowledge of the business it wt his custom to send them out to report events for the dally newspaper of the college. The paper handled the news of the vicinity just as a real dal ly would. On one occasion he sent oui a student reporter to report a big railroad wreck near the city, in which a :iumber of cars were In flames and sereral people were reported killed. Time went on and nothing was heard from the student reporter. Finally, In desperation, the dean telegraphed him 'What 1b the matter?' he de manded briefly. 'No story yet; edi tion soon go to press. Rush, rush, rush!' By and by he got a jaunty little message from the student re porter. 'I have not written story yet,' aid he. 'Too much excitement here. I am all of a tremble. Soon as things Quiet down l will ask some ques tions.' " Conducting the business of pool selling and book-making in the State ot Kansas, except within the inclos ure of a race track for not exceeding two weeks in any year, was prohibit id by fine and imprisonment. Subse rjuent to the passage of this law Kan sas City, Kan., enacted an ordinance entitling any person to carry on such business in that city for an annual license fee of $5,000. Two days after plaintiff had purchased a license he was compelled by force and threats and repeated arrests to cease busl ness. In Levy vs. Kansas City, 168 Federal Reporter, 524, plaintiff sued the city for the J3.000 paid to.it for the license. The Circuit Court of Ap peals held that, as plaintiff was guilty of a violation of a general law enact ed to effectuate the public policy of the State of Kansas, his action aris ing from his own moral turpitude was not maintainable. In Blermann vs. Guaranty Mut, Life Ins. Co., 120 Northwestern Re porter, 963, payment of insurance was denied for the alleged reason that de ceased, a drunkard, had represented that he took a drink occasionally, but not to excess. The Iowa Supreme Court, allowing a recovery by the widow of the insured, remarked that sufficient disclosure was shown to sug gest'to a discreet person the advisa bility of further inquiry If the sub ject was of vital importance. What constitutes "excess" in this respect is lamely a matter of opinion, and va ries all the way between a "drink' and a "drunk;" while an occasional glass of beer may mean anything from a glass once a month to one ev ery 15 minutes, according to the ca pacity of the individual, or, perhaps, according to the liberality of his views. Although testimony was elic ited showing deceased to have been a drunkard when he applied for insur ance, It is apparent that the company had means of knowledge of this fact when it made the contract. While a buggy in which were a man and a boy was being driven on a high way, a heavy automobile tried to pass it, but 6truck its rear wheel. The boy was thrown beneath the feet of the frightened horse, and literally kicked to death. The owner and driver of the machine were convicted of manslaughter in the second degree. In People vs. Scanlon, 117 New York Supplement, 5, the defendants ap pealed from an order denying a new trial. The New York Supreme Court, affirming the conviction of the chauf feur, said that it was the reckless driving which Is the cause of many accidents, and which should disquali fy any one who practices It. With a heavy machine, weighing 3,000 to 4,000 pounds, going at the rate of 26 miles an hour, it is Indefensible neg ligence to attempt to pass a buggy within a few Inches. The owner of the machine, who was sitting next to the driver, had given orders to give full leeway to passing vehicles. He was powerless to deflect Its course in time to avoid the catastrophe. The whole thing was, as It were. Instan taneous, In the control of the chauf feur, but in no way In the owner's control. The conviction of the owner was reversed, and a new trial granted. Supply and Drmsnd. "We could all live on 10 cents a day If we would cut out high-priced meat ind eat beans and rice." "Aw. come off. If 90,000,000 people each ordered a bushel of beans to-morrow, beans would go to 20 cents tpieve." Kansas City Times. We often wonder whether a one legged man ill have two legs after In lands lo heaven. Tha Chars. Mrs. Chug-water Joslah, this paper I talks about "peanut politics." What is peanut politics? Mr. Chug-water It's the kind they use In a goobernutorlal campaign. Think you understand it now? Chica go Tribune. SORE EYES, weak, inflamed, red, watery and swollen eyes, use PETT IT'S EYE SALVE. All drucreists or Howard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y. The long talis of the Shah of Per sia's horses are dyed crimson for six Inches at their tips a Jealousy guard ed privilege of the ruler and his sons. Becipe for Catarrh. The only logical treatment for ca- Atarrh is through the blood. A prescrip tion, which has recently proved wonder fully effective in hospital work is the following. . It is easily mixed: "One ounce compound syrup of Sar saparilla; one ounce Toris compound; half pint first-class whiskey." These to be mixed by shaking well in a bottle, and used in tablespoon doses before each meal and at bedtime. The ingredi ents can be gotten from any well stocked druggist, or he will get them from his wholesale house. CbanglnaT the Label. "Marie, who is the young squirt that comes here about six nignts in tne week to see Bessie?" "You'd better speak a little more re spectfully, John, of the young man who Is likely to be your son-ln-Utw." . "All right, Maria; what's ths adven turer's name?" Seems rrobabl. They were looking- at that celebrat ed statue, the Venus of Mllo. "But where are the hands?" asked Mrs. Pneuritch. "They were laid off, madam," ex plained the polite attendant, "in conse quence of a disastrous break in marble stock." To Breal: In New Shoes. Always shake in Allen's Foot. Ease, anowdpr. ft cures hot, sweating, aching, swollen ieet. Cures corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. At 11 druggists and shoe steres, 2Hc. Dont accept inysubsLitute Sample mailed FREE. Address Alien 6. Olmsted, Le Roy, S. V. Mortuary. The dead past was burying Its dead. "It's a perfectly absurd perform ance," grumbled the d. p. "I'm only doing this because Mr. Longfellow tells me to do it" Back of this seeming reluctance, however, there may have been a con viction that mankind would not 'begin to act in the living present until the funeral was over. The Exceptional Equipment of the California Fig Syrup Co. and the scientific attainments of its chemists have rendered possible the production of Syrup of Jigs and Elixir of Senna, in all of its excellence, by obtaining the pure medic inal principles of plants known to act most beneficially and combining them most skillfully, in the right proportions, with its wholesome and refreshing Syrup of California Figs. As there is only one genuine Syrup oi Figs and Elixir of Senna and as the gen uine is manulactured by an original method known to the California Fig Syrup Co. only, it is always necessary to buy the genuine to get its beneficial effects. A knowledge of the above facts enables one to decline imitations or to return them if, upon viewing the package, the full name of the California Fig Syrup Co. is not found printed on the front thereof Bronchial Troches Instantly relieve Sore Throat, Hoarunsss and Coughs. Unexcelled far clearing the voice. Abso lutely free from ocurcs or anything fiarmiuL Price. 25 cents. 50 rents anil 11.00 ner hn-r. Sample sent on request. JOHN I. BRON & SON. Boston, Mass. Raises the dough CRESCENT MFG. CO. Makers of MAPLEINE ' ociicT man Maple). ainless Dentistry w i iimsMii ill mi i ii "Mill 1 w Out of town Deook can bsT their plate and briUgework fin ished in on da) If necawarr. 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We "Will Pay as Follows: Dressed Hogs 9C Dressed Veal, up to 130 lbs IOC Live Chickens, hen and spring's 140 Dressed Chickens, hens and spring's 15 to 16C Dressed Geese 15 to 16C Dressed Ducks 16 to 20C Dressed Turkeys 20 to 22 'C All produce must be good, fat quality. We do not charge commission on anythir g. Address FRANK L SMITH MEAT CO. "righting the Bef Trust" Portland, Oregon. Not EnoaaTh Money ia It. Miss Cheatham I believe I shall have to give up bridge. Miss Frank Really? Wasn't the game worth the scandal? London News. Would Be a Hlaflt. Scapegrace Nephew I wish I had jrour appetite, Uncle Henry. Elderly Relative Be thankful you haven't, my boy. income. It wouldn't fit your TOWER'S FISH BRAND WATERPROOF OILED CLOTHING will give you full value ror every dollar spent and keep you dry in the wettest weather. SUITS 322 SLICKERS 322 POMMEL SUC 322 SOU) EWIfYWHP CA7AIOO ffiCC AJ .Tower Co. boston. u.sa. Tower Canadian Co. limited Toronto. cah. MODERN EXPERT DENTISTRY At Prices that Defy Competition TEETH WITHOUT PLATES A SPECIALTY ii i PAINLESS EXTRACTION 50c SILVER FILLINGS 50c UP GOLD FILLINGS $1.00 UP 22K GOLD CROWN $5.00 GOOD RUBBER PLATE S5.00 THE BEST RUBBER PLATES $8.00 WHALEBONE PLATES $10.00 Out-of-town patients can obtain perfect work and Bave money by calling at our office. NO STUDEN rS NO GAS NO COCAINE All work guaranteed for ten years CHICAGO PAINLESS DENTISTS 323Mi Washington St.. Cor. Sixth Established 15 years. Here to stay. C. Gee Wo The Chinese Doctor This wondeful man has made a life study of the properties of Roots, Herbs and Barks, and is erivinff the world the benefit of his services. No Mercury, Poisons or Drugs Used. No Operations or Cutting Guarantees to cure Catarrh, Asthma. Lung, Stomach and Kidney troubles, and all Private Diseases of M n and Women. A SURS CANCER CURE Just received from Pekin, China safe, sure and reliable. U-f ailing in its works. 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