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About Heppner gazette. (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 8, 1906)
T HelplHeip! I m Fallingl Thus cried the hair. And a kind neighbor came to the res cue with a bottle of Ayer's Hair Vigor. The hair was saved I In gratitude, it grew long and heavy, and with all the deep, rich color of early life. Sold in all parts of the world for sixty years. " About one yaar ago I loat nearly all of my hair folluwiiiK an attack of iiiwaalet. I u adrlaad by a fileud to Ayar's Hair Vigor. I did so, and aa a romilt I now have abeautlful head of hair." Mas. W. J. UuowN. Meuuiu onea Falli, Wis. A M-vd by J. C. Ayer Co., Lowell, lUn. lamuiwtureri or - m JL SARSAPAWLLA. IIPTQ PILLS. W W J CHEKBV PECTCSAl. PRUSSIAN COUGH & DISTEMPER CURE Ourea Cmitrh, Plttemper. allThroatl and ijiintf Trouble. I'urlrUB the bloojJ lufca tho animal In condition. Mc. PnisHlan Rnnipjy Co fct. Paul. Minn MAKE NO MISTAKE OILED CLOTHING will give you com piete protection and long service You can't afford to buy any other Every garment guaranteed The best dealers sell it J Owr CO BO.ro nfc& m Willing to Com prom lae. "I'd like to engage you to piny your fiddle nt my reception to-night," said Mrs. Cmnup to the great violinist "Veil, I can blay," answered tbe pro fessor. "What do you charge?" asked the lady. "Vun huntret tollars ; dot's my regu lar price," said the professor. "Well," declared the lady, '"I can't pay no hundred for just a little fiddling, but If you're a mind t' come I'll give you fifty, and Just play half notes." Toledo Blade. Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslows Soothing oy ru pine rxgi remedy to use lor their children during the teeming period. Uncle Allen. "What's the use of carrying on a mud slinging campaign," queried Uncle Allen Sparks, "when It's ever so much easier to throw dust in the eyes of the voters?" Haaty Conclusion. .; Tommy paused a moment in the work of demolition. "This is angel cake, ail right," he said. "How do you know?" asked Johnny. "I've found a feather in it." Chicago Tribune. I Bold Invaders. There were some phases of country life with which the little city girl Had as yet only one day's acquaintance, but the rights of property-owners and property-renters were liruily fixed in her mind. "Mother!" she called, In evident ex citement, the morning after the family had settled for the summer In Sunset View Cottage, ''mother! Just com here and look! There are somebody' hens wiping their feet on our nice clean grass!" rtTO Bt. Vitus' Dan una all Nervons PIsaas I! I U Prmauntly cured by Dr. Kline's Urrat JNarvo Restorer. Send fur FREE 2trlnl bottle Vid treatise. ir. it. JLlUinr, Ldi 831 Arch bt., Phlhv.I'a. Aa Otbera See Ua. Wedderly Miss Oldham Is certainly a self-possessed woman, isn't she? Singleton Yes; and I'm glad of It. Wedderly Glad of it ! Singleton Yes; at least I'm glad that sua isn't one of my possessions. Anything to Oblige. Miss Jarmer Papa says I mustn't see you any mope. Young Spoonall Well, we mustn't dis obey pupa. I'll turn the light a little lower still. W. L. DOUGLAS 3.50&'3.0Q Shoes Bear IN THE WORLD W.LDouglas $4 Gilt Edge line cannotDB equalled, tanypric Bad Blood Mute moiii li i couiLjli'le in Din Ken 4 for la the cause of all humors, eruptions, boils, pimples, scrofulous sores, eczema or salt rheum, as well as of rheuma tism, catarrh and other troubles. The greatest blood remedy for all these troubles, proved by its unequaled record of cures, is Hood's Saroaparilla In usual liquid form or In chocolated tablets known as Sarsatabs. 100 doses $1. BilOEiJ FOB EVERYBODY AT ALL rillCi-o. lion's Shoes, VS to $1.60. Boys' eiiona, $3 to $1.85. Woman's 6 :hm, (4.O0 to 91.SO. IUim.b' & Children's kjhot-a, to $1.00. Try V. I.. Ioii(;lHa onion', .Mi mid Children's shoe; for stylo, (it and wear tliey eitoel oilier makea. If I could take you Into my large factories at Brockton, Mass., and show you how carefully W'.L. Douglas shoes are made, you would then understand why tiiey hold their shape, fit better, wear longer, and are of greater value than any other make. Wherever you live, you can obtain W. L. Douglas shoes. His name and price 1' stamped on the bottom, which protects you against high prices and Inferior shoes. Take tin tuhttl rut. Ask your denier lor W. L. Douglas shoes nd Insist upon having them. Fast Color Cutlets used; thvu will not wear brassy. Write tor Illustrated Catalog of Hal! Styles. W. L. DOHiLAS, Dept. I J, Brockton, Mass, P. N. U. No. 45-06 w IIKN writing to advertisers pleata nrnil.in this paper. Transportation of fruits and vegeta bles in a vacuum is said to have been tried successfully by a California inventor. Banking by Mail WE PAY INTEREST On savings deposits of a dollar or more, compounded twice every year. It is just as easy to open a Savings Account with us by Mail as if you lived next door. Send for our free book let, "Hanking by Mail," and learn lull particulars. Address Oregon Trust & Savings Bank Portland, Oregon Sixth and Washington Sts. v Thousand of wo men suffer daily backache, h e a d ach'e, diizy spells, languor, nervous ness and a dozen other symptoms of kidney trouble, but lay it to other causes. Make no mistake. Keep tbe kidneys well, and these aches and troubles will disappear. Mrs. Anthony Cadrette. 77 Me chanic St., Leominiater, Mass., says: "My sight failed, I bad sharp pain in my back and bearing-down pains through the hips. I was nervous, fret ful and miserable. The urine was greatly disordered and I began to have the swellings of dropiy. I was running down fast when I started using Doan's Kidney Fills. A wonderful change came and after using them faithfully for a short time I was well." Bold by all dealers. 60 cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. The Inqulative Barber. No doubt many renders have heard Of the austere disposition of America's greatest living actor, Richard Mans field. Perhaps the following conversa tion, which took place in one of Bos ton's leading hotels, better Illustrates the satirical nature of the player. En tering the barber's shop one morning, he was Immediately recognized as Rich ard Mansfield by the barber. "Good morning," said the barber af fably. A grunt was the only reply. "Well, how wns things oTer at the house last night?" "What house?" answered the actor Ironically. "Tbe Hollis," said the barber. "What do you mean, Kir?" "Why. are you not Richard Mans field?" the barber asked. "Oh, no, Indeed," replied Mr. Mans field, "I just got out of jail this morn ing." "What! You're not Richard Mans field : and you just got out of jail this morning! What for, pray?" "For assaulting inquisitive barbers," was tbe resjionse. THE -ITCHING WAS ALMOST UNBEARABLE. Dear Sirs My body broke out with a rash or eruption which la spite of all efforts to cure continued to get worse. The itching, especially at night, was simply terrible, it would almost disappear at times, only to return worse than. ever. I had tried many highly recommended prepa rations without benoilt, and hearing of S. S. S. determined to give it a fair trial, and was inexpressibly delighted when a few bottles cured me entirely, removing every blemish and pimple from my body. I shall not fail to roo oijamend S. S. S. whenever an opportunity occurs to do so. Escondido, Cal ; L. MARKO. HOWAKTJ E. PT'RTOJf . Assayer ari Chr-mlM. leadville. Colorado. Hpecliueo prli-os: ioM, ; (.told, Zinc or leadville, Colorado. Hpecliue o Silver. 1.' ad. 81 : Oiikl. Silver. 7 c : U Copper, fl. C'ynnide testa. Mailing envelopes and full price list sent ou application. Control and Um pire work solicited. I'.elereuce: Carboualtf tloual liuuk. Appropriate. "DeRIter hasn't been very successful with his new paper, has he?" "Xo, I think ho ougnt to change the name of it: ought to call It 'Advice.'" "'Advice?' Why?" "Well, nobody takes it" Philadel phia Pre. ACNE, TETTER, ECZEMA, There is nothing more distressing than an itching, burn- PSORIASIS ing skin disease, and upon the return of warm weather those ' who are afflicted with skin troubles find the symptoms appear- SALT R F! E U Ell ing and know that they will be tormented through the hot . 1 summer months. The blood is heated with humors and acrid matter, and as they are forced to the surface the skin seems to be on fire. The treatment of skin diseases with exter nal applications is all wrong, because they do not reach the trouble which is in the blood. The most such treatment can be expected to do is, allay the itching and burning and cover up the trouble for awhile, but as soon as it is left off the disease returns. All food, taken into the body contains, in some form, the elements necessary to sustain the different parts. One portion is used for the making of blood, another for muscle, one for bone, still another for fat, and so on. After ' these different properties are ex tracted from the food there still remains a portion that is useless, or waste matter, which is intended to be disposed of through the natural channels of bodily waste, the Liver, Kidneys and Bowels. At this season of the vear. however, these organs become torpid, dull and sluggish, and fail to perform this duty, and these accumulations remain in the system and are absorbed by the blood to ferment and sour, producing burning acids and acrid humors. The blood cannot properly nourish the system while in this impure condition, and begins to throw off these acids through the pores and glands of the skin, producing Acne, Eczema, Tetter, Psoriasis, Salt Rheum and skin diseases of every description. ECZEMA appears usually with a slight redness of the skin, followed by pustules from which there flows a sticky fluid that dries and forms a crust, and the itching is intense. It is generally on the back, breast, arms, legs and face, though other parts of the body may be afflicted. In TETTER the skin dries, cracks and bleeds, and is often very painful. The acid in the blood dries up the natural oils of the skin, causing a dry, feverish, hardened condition and giving it a leathery appearance. ACNE makes its appearance on the face in the form of pimples and black-heads, and is particularly disagreeable because of its unsightly appear ance, while PSORIASIS, a scaly disease, comes in patches on different parts of the body. One of the worst forms of skin disease is SALT RHEU&T. It discharges a watery fluid, form ing sores and producing intense itching. The head and face are the parts usually affected, and sometimes the hair falls out and a mass of sores forms on the scalp. These and all skin diseases are due to the same cause burning acids and humors in the blood, and until this vital fluid is cleansed and made pure they will continue. The best treatment for all skin diseases is S. S. S., a remedy that is purely vegetable, being made en tirely from roots, herbs and barks, and acts directly on the blood with a cleansing, healing effect. It neutralizes the acids and purifies the blood so that the skin, instead of being blistered and burned by the fiery fluids, is nourished by a supply of cooling, health' blood. It goes down into the circulation and forces out every particle of waste or foreign matter, builds up the blood and cures all skin diseases promptly and permanently. S. S. 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Out of all the external remedies on the; market we doubt if there is one that has , the record of that world-renowned l or.uis 1 . ..1. 1 1 1 1 .. I Zfor-Yr;, .m'crmtinuVMojtutlonally incapable of exercising mod h as popular as ever in doing its great erately. We U-gin violently and end woik of it-li. ving our pains and itches. It quickly. And what is moderate exer is the remedy we all need when sutVeri., -1 , ? Q ,,b:i0sopher who tried It for In rn miv lorm of ache or ruun resulting 1 ' from taking c-..ld or over-strain. , twenty years arrived at this conelu- Allcock's 1'laMcra e sol I y I'ruggi.-ts i.i every part of tbe civil zed world. Par-KearhlaK Echo. The Officer You say the chauffeur Founded his horn just as the machine etruck the mau? The Witness Yea, olr. The OHicer Was the Tictim killed Instantly? The Witness So Instantly, sir, that ho must have heard the echo of that horn In the next world. Would Sfcm So. Customer (at book store) risve yoo a work on the art of letter writing? ) New Salesman No, sir. I should think you could learn that at any correspond ence school. eion: "Keep a pair of Indian clubs in your bedroom. Ixok at them frequent ly. Exercise by their suggestion " This has the merit of moderation. It is tbe same as to walking. Smell the morning, look down the long way that separates you from yonr business. Then take a car. Detroit Free Press. CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING Portland Trade Directory Names end Addresses in Portland of Repre- entslive Business firms. tT.IIAM HKl'AIlATons W cnarantw the U.S. t'cpuriiior to be tli' hest. Wrlu lur tree cula.04. Huzviwood Co., i mil and Ouk. rlANOSS OKOANS Many fin" lna'rtimnta r' v.rt to ns account feckniss or removal ot huyer "Write for descr ptiou of p anos now 11 hand, terms, etc. Write today. OUOtri Co., 1'oriiaud GASOLENE ENGINES B to t norse- lower Hilly wai ranted. HS. All i;es ua I Hy '.e nt lowest i ri es. Write for catalog. REiLRSO.N MACHINERY COMPANY Portland, Oregon. Ilia Occupation. Directory Canvasser What Is your husband's occupation, madam? The Lady Oh, he unmakes history. Directory Canvasser Unmakes his tory ! The Lady Yes. He writes historical novels. L"V TaSTWWJVTT.lf I' -HBaflBBaVaaVSHMMnSBnaVSMrR . I'neonstittHlonnl. ; A resident of a small town In south ern NVw Jersey was brought before the Judge on the charge of intoxication. A ne was imposed, paid, and the mau j discharged. A few days later the same .man faced the jud-e for drunkenness Stats or Onto, Citt pf Tolido, I l.t'i A ( ot'NTY, ' Frank J. chesty makes oath that Ti 1 senior partner of the firm of K. J. ( iitsrT Co., doinir business in tbe ( 'it jr of Toledo. Conn tv and State afoveaid. and that raid firm ni l pay the mini of ON K HIMHiKI) IhiI.I.AKS for each and every case of ( atarku that cannot bo cured by the liae of IIaI i.'s Catarrh Ci rr. FRANK J. ( HKNKY. Fworn to before me and u harried in mv presence, this oth day of Ivcemhor, A. !., i.sni. A. . lil.r.ASON. Notary I'ublic. Hopeful. "I understand that Europeans are be coming apprehensive because American millionaires are buying so many works of art." "I hope the feeling will grow," an swered Mr. Dustin Stax. "It would le a sweet relief to find Euroitans coy about selling things to American tour ists." Washington Sta. Modern Method. The Contractor What In thunder is ap-iln, but this time refused to pay the the matter with that new hod carrier fine- The judge became furious, but you hired? He's let another hod of cxioliy replied the citizen : bricks fall to the pavement. ! "Judge, there ain't no law that says The Foreman Oh, he learned his n feller can be fined twice for the same trade by mall from the Hod Carriers' drunk, and. your Honor, you can't Correspondence Institute! Brooklyn prove that I've drawn a sober breath Eagle. slr.se." 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