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poimig G-flioeifiXDirs iip5 T rr i . . inipuic or eneie matters accumulated in the blood during the winter cause in the spring such disfiguring and painful troubles as boils, pimples, and other eruptions also weakness, loss of appetite and that tired fceline lne best medicine to take to rid yourself of them is Hood's Sarsaparilla, which thoroughly cleanses the blood f Astir 1 m ' tuCv.i3 pcunducni cures uy giving healthy functional lu lliC siumacn, nver, Kianeys, bowels and skin. This is the testimony of tens of thousands who have ian.w nils gicai spring meaicine. Accept no substitute for Hood's Sarsaparilla, but in sist on having Hood's and get it today. Sold by druggists everywhere. Usual form, liquid, or in new form, tablets, 100 Doses One Dollar. A REAL KINQ IN AMERICA. Man of Great Ambition and Wealth Con Id Make Potentate Crinare. What about these sous of the rich, these princes of our money aristoc racy? How much chance Is there that one of them will develop the genius of the founder of his line, and Instead of squandering millions will accumulate tens of millions; Instead of living In useless luxury on his Income will prove himself a force In the industrial nnd financial world, a man able to fight nnd conquer like his father or grand father? Extraordinary happenings are al ways unexpected, yet once In a cen tury or so, like the advent of a mighty cowiuerer or reformer, they do come to pass. And if there should arise In this land a man of thirty or forty who starting with two or three billions (owned or controlled by him) should be great enough to brush aside the tram mels of indolence and temptation great enough to see that never In mod cm times has there been offered to a man, not even to Napoleon, ro stu pendous a chance a9 this to wield ab solute power, great enough finally to use his two or three billions to its full potentiality, then well, there would surely be interesting history made in that man's lifetime! We have bad our Iron kings, railroad kings, copper kings, sugar kings and others, but there Is one kind of king we have not had yet. A real king? Yes. for how long, pray, would this republic stand against the aggressions of such a man, a great-minded uespot without con science or bounds to his ambition, one In comparison to whom our Rockefel lers and Carnegles would seem like blundering beginners? Already our millionaire magnates have begun to buy our courts and legislatures, to cor rupt our cities, to debauch the public conscience; he would finish the work and do It thoroughly, he would make the laws, own the newspapers, subsi dize churches and colleges, mold public opinion, direct the machinery of Jus tice, control the Industries, the banks, the Insurance companies, the condi tions of labor, regulate supply and de mand, fix prices, absorb profits, cen tralize everything, be everything. Why not? Even as things are, has the world nny king more powerful than J. 1. Morgan or John I). Rockefeller? Re member how Europe cringed to Mr. Morgan at his last visit, with emper ors seeking his favor and princes wait ing at his door. A real king? Why, we practically have two of them ll ready! Cleveland Moffett in Success Magazine. Ribbons According- to Sliras. An Irishman was walking along a read beside a golf links when he was suddenly struck between the shoulders by a golf ball. The force of the blow, says a writer In the New York World, almost knocked him down. When he recovered he observed a golfer running toward him. "Are you hurt?" asked the player. "Why didn't you get out of the way?" "An' why should I get out of the way?" asked Rat "I didn't know there were any assassins round here." "Hut I called 'fore,' " said the player, "and when I say 'fore,' that is a sign for you to get out of the way." "Oh, it Is, Is It?" said Tat. "Well, thin, whin I say 'folve,' It Is a sign that you are going to get hit on the nose. "Folve." Literal. "I never saw a man's opinion of himself so thoroughly justified as was young Softy's at our place the other day." "What happened?" "Well, he thought he was the biggest gun In the establishment" "Yes?" "And so he was always booming himself." "Well?" "Well, the boss Just fired him." Bal timore American. To Break In New Shoes. Always shake In Allen's Foot-Haw. a nowder. It cures hot. swtatinc. achine. swollen feet. Cures corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. At all driijrijfsts and shoe stores, 2.V. Pon't accept any substitute. Sample mailed FREE. Address Alleu 8. Oliusted, 1 Roy, N. Y. HI Only Concern. 'John," whispered his wife, shaking him, "I hear somebody in the basement." John groped his way, half awake, to the wall, and bawled down the register. ion Infernal scoundrel," he said, "af ter you have satisfied yourself that there's nothing worth stealing down there will you please push in the upper damper rod of the furnace? I forgot to do it." Then he crawled back into bed again. Love Me Little, Lore Ma Loaf. Love me little, love me long I Is the burden of my song; Love that Is too hot and strong Burneth soon to waste. Still I would not have thee cold, Not too backward nor too bold; Love tfliat laMeth till 'tis old Fadeth not In haste. Lore me little, love me long I Is the burden of my song. If thou lovest me too much, 'Twill not prove as true a touAj Love me little more than Birch For I fear the end. I'm with little well content, And a little from thee sent Is enough, with true intent, To be steadfast, friend. Ray thou lovest me, while thou live I to thee my love will give, Never dreaming to deceive While that life endures; Nay, and after death, In sooth, I to thee will keep my truth, As now when in my May of youth j This my love assures. Constant love is moderate ever, And it will through life persevere; Give me that with true endeavor I will it restore. A suit of durance let It be, For all weathers that for me For the land or for the sea; Lasting evermore. Winter's cold or summer's heat. Autumn's tempests on it beat ; It can never know defeat, Never can rebel. Such the love that I would gain, Such the love, I tell thee plain, Thou must give, or woo In vain j So to thee farewell ! Anonymous. Worship of Nature. The harp at Nature's advent strung lias never ceased to play; The song the stars of morning sung lias never died away. g ::-;,v'A -.'-uo. ... IS (.-c. IE . .-:! v..C',., 'V .'..v. ' ' rr!r'- r7;ift-iTiTriVnnaTirrtM and passementeries to the value of $10,000,000 were produced lu 1004 at St. Etienue, France. Asphalt is found in largo quantities In various parts of Hungary. Broken and Mended. On swept the little red automobile that was built for two. "You you seem so quiet," whls pered the beautiful girl, anxiously. "Is here anything about this machine that is broken?" "Yes," hissed the tall man at her side, bitterly. "My heart." Feeling remorseful ut having Jilted hi in so cruelly the beautiful girl lean ed over and added: "Cheer up, George! If your heart Is really broken we can stop at a repair shop. "Nonsense! What kIndof a repair shop could mend a broken heart?" "Why, the parsonage, George!" Twenty minutes later the "repair shop" was reached. I 1 .. ..i ir .( fiittf"r"taB.D..,r , ... ' , i I ' is:? eras For Infants and Children. And prayer Is made, and praise is given. isy an tnings near and far; The ocean looketh up to heaven And mirrors every star. The green earth sends her Incense up From many a mountain shrine; From the folded leaf and dewy cap She pours her sacred wine. The mists above the morning rills llise white as wings of waver: The altar curtains of the hills Are sunset's purple air. The blue sky is the temple's arch, Its transept earth and air. The music of its starry inarch 1 he chorus of a prayer. John Grecnleaf Whittier. Vri'iitiiiiiiii'sft '.-A--. I LouisvllU, Ky. . TheWinningStroke If more than ordinary skill in playing brings the honors of the game to the winning player, so exceptional merit in a remedy ensures the commendation of the well informed, and as a reason able amount of outdoor life and recreation is conducive to the health and strength, so does a perfect laxative tend to one's improvement In cases of constipation, biliousness, headaches, etc. It is all-important, however, in selecting a laxative, to choose one of known quality and excellence, like the ever pleas ant Syrup of Figs, manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co., a laxative which sweetens and cleanses the system effect ually, when a laxative is needed, without any unpleasant after effects, as it acts naturally and gently on the internal organs, simply assisting nature when nature needs assistance, without griping, irritating, or debilitating the internal organs in any way, as it contains nothing of an objectionable or injurious nature. As the plants which are combined with the figs in the manu facture of Syrup of Figs are known to physicians to act most beneficially upon the system, the remedy has met with their general approval as a family laxative, a fact well worth con sidering in making purchases. It is because of the fact that SYRUP F FIGS is a remedy of known quality and excellence, and approved by physicians that has led to its use by so many millions of well informed people, who would not use any remedy of uncertain quality or inferior reputation. Every family should have a bottle of the genuine on hand at all times, to use when a laxative remedy is required. Please to remember that the genuine Syrup of Figs is for sale in bottles of one size only, by all reputable druggists and that full name of the company California Fig Syrup Co., is plainly printed on me ironr or every package. Kegular price, 50c per bottle. giiFQRNiA Fig Syrup (q gJrtWfli'i-mw-.nlii .rl H.MF Il-y.-.iV--'' V W-3 .V::A':.-:V, '-li'.J..rr..w--..jf San Fr raneifco AN ARCHITECTURAL FREAK. mum It Happened In Vineland. "Shay, off'shcr," the man with the liquid burden remarked to the police roan, "shee all 'em bouses runnln' by?" "Sure," replied the policeman good humoredly, "I see them." "Well, when num'r slx-twent'fl' comesn 'long shtop It, caushe 'at's mine!" Philadelphia Ledger. $100 Reward, $100. The readers of this racer will be released te leara that there Is at least one dreaded disease that science has been able to cure in all it. stages, and that Is Catarrh. Mall's Catarrh Cure Is the only positive cure known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh beinir a constitu tional disease, requires a constitutional treat ment. Hall's Catarrh Cure u taken internally, acting; directly upon the Uood and mucous surfaces of the system, thereby destroying the foundation of the disease, and giving the pa tient strength by building up the constitution and assisting nature in doing its work. The proprietors hare so much faith in its curative powers that they offer One Hundred Ifollari for any case that it fails to cure. Send for liat of testimonials. Address. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, a ooiu uy uruKiBi. toe. Hall's Family Pills are the best. Somewhat (hilly. Tom How did you know the girl I was Just talking with is from Boston? Jack I heard you sneeze twice dur ing the conversation. TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY Take LAXATIVE BHOMOQuInlneTnblets. Dr;iir ItlBts rrfund monpy If It fal's to cure. E. W. UHOVi.'b signature is on each box. 26c. ITanal Reaalt. Harker That's the last time I'll ever do Muggins a favor. Parker What's the trouble? Harker I did him one last week and Instead of appreciating it he seems to think he worked me. FITS Permanently Cured. No fits or nerrousness after first duv'guseof Dr.Klin'mirn.i v..r- f, L r;-T.na r!'r 1 ,rial ko'Ueand treatise, Pr.K. it. Kline, Ltd., 931 Arch St.. Philadelphia, Pa. DUItTOX. HOWARD E., Assaver and Chemist, " Leadville, Cnlnrndn. Specimen prlres: Oold, Bilver, Iad, fl ; (.old, silver, "'; (iolti. 5)c; Zinc or Copper, il. Cyaniile tests. Mailing enveli pns and full price list sent on application. Control and Um pire work solicited, ltelereuce: Carbonate Na tional Hunk. WET WEATHER. W15D0M! AVt -the original AScfefable Preparation for As similating HicFoodnndRcguIa- ung mc aioinacns am bowels of Tromolcs Digcslion.Chccrfur- ness and ifest.coniains ncillicr Opium .Morplune norIuicraL ISor NAit cotic. Pplm Semi" Afuir.fismf HfnmSrnt- Apcrfccl Remedy forConslipfl Hon, Sour Stonwch, Diarrhoea Worms .Convulsions .Fevrnsh ncss nnd Loss of Sleep. Facsimile Signature of NEW YDnK. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of AW In Use For Over Thirty Years The curious structure herewith pic tured stands on the right hank of the Mississippi river, ahout fifty miles south of St. Paul, Minn., near the vll- age of Minnetska. It Is the work of a r-lngle man, and he has been forty years in imll.llng It. During the civil war rutman Gray hegnn collecting logs, driftwood and wreckage, and construct ing with his own hands the great build ing which has become known to all who pass that way as "Crazynmn's Castle."! He still lives In It at the age of 7r. Ho Is a hermit In his disposition, nnd no one has discovered the secret of his ear ly life. I'naallafled Cnrioalty. "There is one thing I'd like to know," said Mr. reck. "What Is that, Henry?" queried his better half. "I'd like to know if the women who marry pugilists succeed in having the last word." EXACT COPT Of WRAPPER. i Turn Mimws asMSMtN. mtm im errr. llrltlsh Snllor'a Collar Got. The reformed uniform for the blue Jackets, which Is to make the handy man of our navy n different looking sailor lad, came Into force at Christ mas. The familiar caps nnd blue collar will disappear, nnd Jack will be given n peaked cap nnd n Jacket. Sailors have several objections to the old time picturesque costume. Tiw. baggy trousers were liable- to catch In machinery, the oieii Jumper was nick named the "pneumonia catcher" n.1.1 the white straw hats for hot weather were difficult to stow away. V Jacket lxsely fitting, comfortable n round the neck, with n turned down collar and five buttons; n ioaked cap. ignr, veninatei, with broad, flat ton ami, for use in hot weather, n cover to rotect the back of the nock : trousers -loderatoly loose; this was the recon struction favored by the lower deck of the home fleet London Mall. A Gl'ARANTEF.D Ct'RK FOR TILES. Itchlns-, Hi nd, Weeding. Protruding Piles. Drn- F'StS are nuthorlr.cd tn r..mH ir I 7v OIKTMUKT fa. Is locure luS 10 U days. 60c Kl Habit. Towne Yes, Tolkey Is dead, after a two weeks' illness. Browne You don't say? What was the trouble? Towne Heart failure. Browne Well, well, slow ns usual. The Idea of taking two weeks to die of heart failure. Philadelphia Tress. Mothers will find Winslow's Soothing Fyrup the best remedv unng the teething joriod. The "tips" annually paid in Switzer land are reckoned at fSOO.000. Yon Bet! Stramrer I don't like your weather. It is too nin'tuaring and uncertain. Mr. Olds-Port Why, great Scott ! That' its charm. I've already made 000 this year by betting on it. W. L. Douclas 3?&3J?SHOESS". W. L. Douglas $4.00 Cilt Edge Line cannw oe equanea at any price I SHOWING fl. I Ik- VIMUIIXni, SLICKER BLACK OR YELLOW i WILL KEEP YOU DRY NOTHING ELSE WILL TAKE NO SUBSTITUTES CTLOGUtS FREE INC OF GARMENTS ANO HATS, A. J. TOWER CO., BOSTON, MASS., U.S.A. TOWC9 CANADIAN CO.. LTD., TORONTO, CANADA. CLAS5IFIEDADVERTI5ING SfVrr5- Capital 2.soaocQ Portland Trade Directory Names and Addresses in Portland of Repre sentative Business firms. 1'IIOTO StTPMKS: Kodak dPVfloplne and print ing: wiila for prices. Woodard. l lark A Co. jWAOIC LANTKKXS-Wlstr Co.. Portland. Lowast prices on Lanterns and Slides. t':ASIIJ ,loIKRV:Supporlen. Ilrares; Knit to itj rre measurement blanks: Woodard, Clarke. HORSES of all kinds for sale at very reasonable Trices. Inquire 274 Front St. TIll'SSKs sent on approval: most difllcull cases; Woolard. Clarke A Co. we guarantee flt la iWK.KT PKAf-Send Idr for pckB. asM Fair Hold Medal peas. J. J. iiiilz-r, m Front sireeu AKTIFICIAL KYKS; every Btia.1e and fhape; bs rortment sent on approval; xiar,l, t lurka Co W.L. DOUGLAS MAKES A SELLS MORE mrtntrrrtvt vnc IT lit I H& WORLO. JIU,UUU disprove thu statement. II I could take you into my three large factories t Brockton. Mass., and show you the infinite care with which every pair of shoes Is made vou would realize why W. L. Douglas $3.S0 shoes cost more to make, why they hold their shape, f,J,ef" ear longer, and are ol greater intrinsic value than any other $3.30 hoe. W-JJ2Zat"m ftr?"" Lmd Shom tor rrrsnia A.nu. St -WW W A ' -aV M a CAUTION. Insist upon having Wa..IKug las sh..es. lake no substitute. None genuine without his name and price stamped on N tiom Fait Color u''rt$ used ; thru mil not utar brastu nte for Illustrated Catalog. W. 1. lHH ULAs, ltrockton, Mase. Have You Ever Used Rfmril.Q Racrc? aAaj See that they are placed on your next oraer. we are manufacturers and importers of WOOL BAGS WHEAT BAGS OAT BAGS BARLEY BAGS FLOUR BAGS HOP CLOTH ORE SACKS and BURLAP of all kinds. Bags of Burlap and Cotton manufactured by us Bemis Biu Bag Co. 150S-1514 Colorado Street SEATTLE, WASH. P. N. U. No. 14-06 H IIEX writing to advertisers please uvutiuia inn paper. I (.KKAM 8F.PAKATORK-We Kuaranlee the l H. Separator to be the bent. Write lor free catalog lluielwood Co., lllh and Oak. In Staid at Home-. Dr. Smith Io you often call young Dr. Jonea to assist you? lr. Hrown No, only when I don't require any great dcjjree of skill. Ir. Smith Why, I understand that he was always at home In a difficult case. Ir. Brown That's Cleveland Leader. what I said. Never Judge the cigar a man elves you ly the price he claims to have tin Id for It alF.N-8CJX1THIXHfrm A rendleton. sola aaenia Alfred Itenjsmin Co.'s correct clothe. Kverjrihlng in men's furnish Inn. Morrison and rMith streeia. Opposite postoflios. JKt.K LAND IN OREdox nnrler the Carer Irri gation act. Ieed duvet from state. Write todar. booklet and map free. M. S. Cooka A Co il Alder street, 1'ortland. Oregon. 1'Ori.TKY KOOD If yon want ronr hens to lar niora egps write us for free partlrulars atmi fl'. JilNA POI-I.TRY KEL-Aci.ie Mills Co, l'ort and, Oreitoa. TAILOR Coinmbla Woolen Mills Co.. Portland. Ore. I.atet style clothe nis.le to measure cheap, otir sal I measurement svstem Insures perfect BU rite for frea samples auil prices. 'IAOS A ORllANS-Oldest piano house on Pa r.!.,lC e"fst. rgans and IMano on eay pavmenta. rita r list. Iet us quote Ton a price. Allen A (ilbert-HamakerCo, I'oriland. Ormn. Human Hairdoo.1 r-il.he. l'oiiii..lounL Men'a I ' ""Peea and w Irs ; hrMualilr: lomest pricea; j send ftr tree price mail orders a specialtr. fane alalr biora, Su Washinroa U kat IMS. "The ieo leof the Fast and Middle West will fall over themselves to come to the raeilic Northwest nhen they find out how nnn h better the climate and advantages are." Puch Is the written statement of W. R. TelvaiT. who has been hvlug in the l acilic .Northwest twelve years. We Want Them "to Find Out" And the best way to tell them Is to send them our ru-Mications: "Orefon, Washington. Idaho and Their Resources. a handomelr illustrated fS-ra-j iHK.k. tell nift ad atn.ut the three states, tour. nts in p.tage: 'w,ore'n,tT7n"aaV' p"" Orton i"Ktoa. and Idaho. Told by ThemrKes.- ''R'eV.,ifl?rrirT",'0??eort,!rcr,t,,lT"' f tte summering pUet-s of the Columbia ner ana coast, iwo cen's in stamps. "The Columbia RnerThrotich the Cascades to Ihe Pacific Ocean," lara-e ranoram'c mai.oit e oiumbia rner. iiu atorv on reverse n.le, f,ut"vt,l 1 mrt aurate wall map of O ef.-n. Whlna:ton and Idaho. Events In ta nje Handy pocket snap of Oregon. Washington and Idaho, St. fT cover, tao cents. For any of the above. a-M:c.. enclosing stamps s staged A. L. CRAIG, C.P.A, Southern Pacific Company Lines in Oregon) Write tCHl.v PortUnd. Oregon