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Catarrh Invites Consumption It weakens the delicate lung' tissues, deranges the digestive organs, and breaks down the general health. It often causes headache and dizzi ness, impairs the taste, 6mell -and hearing, and affects the voice. Being a constitutional disease it re quires a constitutional remedy. ' Hood's Sarsaparilla Radically and permanently cures ca tarrh of the nose, throat, stomach, bowels, and more delicate organs. Head the testimonials. No substitute for Ilood's acts like Hood's. Be sure to get Ilood's. I was troubled with catarrh 20 years. Eeelns statements of cures by Hood's Sar saparilla resolved to try it. Four bottles ntlrely cured me." William Sherman, 1030 Gth St.. Milwaukee. Wis. Hood's Sarsaparilla promises to euro and keeps the promise. Condition vs. Theory- ' "Sh.iy," beiran the loquacious party who had been trying to assume mora than his share of liquid trouble, "I've (hie) got a the'ry 'bout (hie) whazzer matter " "To the station house with your the ory," interrupted the policeman, as he gathered him in, "it's your conduct that coufrouts me." Best In the World. Cream, Ark., Nov. 7 (Special) After eighteen months suffering from Epilep sy, BackacLe and Kidney Complaint, Mr. VV. II. Smith of thii place is a well man again and those who have wati lied his letuui to health unheal tatingly give all the credit to Dodd'e Kidney Pills. In an intt rview regard ing his cure, Mr. Smith eays: "I had been low lor eighteen months with my back and kidueya and also Epilepsy. I had taken everything I knew of and nothing seemed to do me any good till a friend of mine got me to send for Dodd a Kidney Pills. I find that they are the greatest medi cine in the world, for now I am able to work and am in fact as stout and strong as before I took sick." Dodd's Kidney Pills cure the Kid neys. Cured Kidneys cleanse the blood of all impurities. Pure blood means good health. Bad men excuse their faults, good men will leave them. Johnson. Wheeling, W. Va., May 28," 1903. over a truck and severely injured both of my shins. My blood became poisoned as a result, and the doctor told me I would have running sores for life, and that if they were healed up the result would be fatal. Under thia discouraging report I left off their treatment and re sorted to the use of S. S. S. Its effects were prompt and gratifying. It took only a short while for the medicine to en tirely cure up the sores, and I am not dead as the doctors intimated, nor have the sores ever broke out again. Some ia years have elapsed since what I have de scribed occurred. Having been so signally benefitted by its use I can heartily recom mend it as the one great blood purifier. John W. Ftjndis. Care Schmulback Brewing Co. Chronic sores 6tart often from a pim ple, scratch, bruise or boil, and while 6alves, washes and powders are beneficial, the unhealthy matter in the blood must be driven out or the sore will continue to eat and spread. S. S. S. reaches these old sores through the blood, re moves all impurities and poisons, builds up the entire system and strengthens the circulation. S. S. S. is a blood purifier and tonic combined. Contains no mineral what ever but is guaran teed purely veget able. If you have an old sore write K V X no mA clans will advise without charge. Cook on diseases of the Blood free. The Swift Specific Company, Atlanta, 6a. ECONOMICAL IRRIGATOR Phillips Hydraulic - KO COST OF OPERATION -Write today for free UltnXrated booklet COLUMBIA ENGINEERING WORKS 10th and Johnson Streets, Portland, Ore. CURES HUE ALL ELSE FAiLS. Mat UMrt Srrup. IllM ood. Ol IB Time. Sola by drmrrtew. -' ff '' no ' Hi "He comes of a distinguished fam ily, I believe." "Yes. His people have worn glasses for three generations." Exchange., "If you dare kiss me again I will call papa!" "I thought you said your fath er was In California?" "He Is." Houston Post. First Doctor Then we decide not to operate. Second Doctor Yes. What do you think we ought to charge him for deciding not to operate? Brooklyn Life. Lady I have nothing to give you, my poor man, but some cold sausages. Knight of the Road 'Scuse me, mum, but don't your sign say, "Beware of the Dog?" Clarinda You cin't keep a dog in your new flat? Florinda No, we had to give Fido away; but Frederick had bis dear little bark put In our phono graph. Cincinnati Commercial Trib une. A teacher was explaining to a little girl how the trees developed their foliage in the springtime. "Oh, yes," said the little miss, "I understand; they keep their summer clothes In their trunks." "Doctor," queried the inquisitive per son, "do you believe that the cigarette habit causes weak minds?" "Not nec essarily," replied the M. D.; "as a rule It merely indicates them." Chicago Daily News. "What's that racket down there?" shouted the old gentleman from the head of the stairs. "I think," promptly replied his up-to-date daughter, "that it was Bob dropping his voice when he proposed to me." "Macintosh boasts a good deal about his family, doesn't he?" "Yes. I think he claims that the head of his family was the original Macintosh that Noah had with him during that rainy sea son." Philadelphia Press. Bridget Why, Master Tommy, what ever is the matter? Tommy I've. hurt my h-hand In the h-hot water. Bridget Shure, thin, it serves you right. You should have felt the water before you put your hand in! Punch. "What is love?" asked the sweet girl, who was looking for a chance to leap. "Love," replied the old bachelor, "Is a kind of insanity that makes a man call a two hundred pound female his little turtle dove." Chicago News. Mrs. Muggins My husband is a per fect crank. Mrs. Buggius All hus bands are, my dear. Mrs. Muggins But fancy a man who complains that my mustard plasters are not as strong as those his mother used to make! Maud See this ring? Archie gave it to me the other evening. Irene I thought I recognized it. You 11 find it has a rough place just under the setting that will make your finger sore.--Cincinnatl Commercial Tribune. A junior student Cornell Univer sity, in rendering an account to his father of his last term's expenses, en tered as an item: "Charity, thirty dol lars." His father wrote back: "I fear that charity covers a multitude of sins." i "Do you think they'll be happy now they're married?" "Well, I don't see why not. They eat the same kind of breakfast food, take the same brand of dyspepsia tablets, and wear the same make of hygienic underwear." Town Topics. "I suppose, Senator," she said, "that you try to keep in touch with the finan cial interests of the country." "If I didn't, my dear girl, I'd have to cut down my livln' expenses or practice law a good deal harder than I do be tween sessions." Ex. A Little Rusty: "The bride seemed quite nervous, didn't she?" remarked the first Chicago girl. "Naturally," re plied the other; "she's somewhat out of practice. It's the first time she's been married since last year." Phila delphia Public Ledger. Visitor What a racket the steam makes clanking through the pipes! Flat Dweller (shivering) Yes. It reminds me of one of Shakspeare's plays. Vis itor Which "The Tempest?" Flat Dweller" No. "Much Ado About Noth ing." Town ard Country. A teacher In an East Side school in trying to explain the meaning of the word "slowly" illustrated It by walk ing across the floor. When he asked the class to tell him how he walked, a boy at the foot of the class shouted, "Bow-legged, sir." Lippincott's. "I lost my foot in the war," said the tramp, "and I'm trying to raise enough money to get out to California." "What do you want to go to. California for?" asked the woman at the door. "Oh. I've heard that there are things which grow a foot in a day out there." Yon kera Statesman. , Friend of the Family I want to give your husband a birthday present. What do you think would please him most? Mrs. Kutely-Oh, a stickpin. He says he never has enough of them. Friend What is his favorite stone? Mrs. Kutely The emerald. (Hanging up the 'phone.) " Isn't that lovely; I've always wanted an emerald pin! De troit Free Press, ; . f - Scene: Editor's sanctum. Printer (rushing In excitedly) Here's a go. Johnson, the murderer, ; has just been found Innocent and the - government lias telegraphed a pardon.' We've got the whole account of the hanging set up, with illustrations, and the form Is on the press. Editor (coolly-pont get excited, man. Put over the ac-. count, in large capitals, "Johnson par doned. Full- account of what he es caped." 1 UNCLE SAM "A Remedy That Such Endorsements Should Be In Every Home." : . Election Returns That Interest All Parties A Neat Housekeeper. Peddler I'm selling the naer, patent, bedroom fire escapes, light, ' portable, quickly adjusted " Bilkins Don't want it. Wouldn't bo of any use. "But, sir, you may have a fire at any time, and " ' "Suppose we should? Suppose I should buy that thing and take it home. . The first time my wife went to setting things to rights, she'd put that contrivance into some queer corner where it couldn't be found in seventeen hours." Worthy of Emulation. "What," asked the youth, "is the se cret of your happiness and content ment?" "I manage to be just deaf enough not to bear some things and blind enough not to see some others," answered the sage. . jMrs. L. C. Glover, Vice Pres. Milwaukee,! Wis., Business Woman's Association, is another one of the million women who have been restored to health by using Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound! Dkab Mrs. Phtkham : I was married for several years and no children blessed my home. The doctor said I had a complication of female troubles and I could not have any children unless I could be cured. He tried to cure me, but after experimenting for several months, my husband became dis gusted, and one night when we noticed a testimonial of a woman who had been eured of similar trouble through the use of Lydia E. Pirxkliam's Vegetable Compound, he went out and bought a bottle for. me. I used your medicine for three and one half months, improving steadily in health, and in twenty-two months a child came. I cannot fully express the joy and thankfulness that is in my heart. Our home is a different place now, as we have something to live for, and all the credit is due to Lydia E. Pinknam'S "Vegetable Compound. Yours very sincerely, Mrs. L. C. Gloveb, 614 Grove St., Milwaukee, Wis." Vice President, Milwaukee Business Woman's Ass'u. Women should, not fail to profit by the experience of these two women ; just as surely as they were cured of the troubles enume rated in their letters, just so certainly will Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound cure others who suffer from womb troubles, inflammation of the ovaries, kidney troubles, nervous excitability, and. nervous prostration ; remember that it is Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound, that is curing women, and don't allow any druggist to sell you anything else in its place. An Indiana Lady Tells of a "Wonderful Cure: Tf there fa anvthfner liTvonr special advice, write freely to Mrs. yon, for no person in America can in treating female ills. Address la and always helpful, t : .. ' ApAAn FORFEIT 7 " forthwith lrlkllllll Bhuw -S .uok will btot OwUUU Has . " Son of a Samurai. Admiral Togo was third son of Togo Kichizaemou, an admiral of the clan of Satsuma, and the father gave him the name of Heihaehiro. He was born at Kogoshima on the 14th day of the 10th moon of the year of grace 1S57. The gracious period of Meiji (which by interpretation means the era of en lightened reign) began in 18G8 A. D. That was also the birth date of the new Nippon. After the sacred tradi tion of a samurai family, his mother took him to the shrine of a guardian deity and placed him upon the altar as the offering to his country and to the sword, that he might defend the land of the gods. Like many another boy of a samurai family, his military training dates back far beyond his memory. Century. - " Deab Mbs. Pinkham: It is a pleasure for me to write and tell what your wonderful medicine has done for me. I was siek for three years with change of life, and my physician thought a cancerous condition of the. wornb. ; puringr these three; years I suffered untold agony. ' r ' "r ; e " " I cannot find words': in which to' ex press my bad feelings. - did not expect to ever see another well day. I read some of the testimonials recomending your medicine and decided to write to yon and give your treat ment a triaL . . ' " Before I had taken half "a bottle ol Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound,-! began to sleep' I have taken now six bottles and am so well I can do all kinds of work." Mbs. T-mrm Hutklk, Salem, Ind. case about which von would like Pinkham. She cap surely help speak from a wider experience Lynn, Mass. ; her advice is free , . . !. ', .H. 1 ...... - prodne i original Jtra sag tigomtuzm at their fcbsourte csnviowea. -" - Uttol.miMmlM.U.Ifu, Tenant Paints the Hoi man recently took a house upon a lease In a certain crescent in London without examining- the terms of his agreement as closely as he should. Af ter a time the landlord called upon him and pointed out that he was bound to do all the outside painting at certain Intervals.'. He protested, but it was "so nominated In the bond,", and there was no help for him. After a good, deal of thought he hired the painters and directed them to paint the whole of the front of the house red, white and blue in stripes.. When it was finished the neighbor hood it was rather a fashionable part was up in arms and the landlord was frantic. . The 'tenant politely ex plained to him that there was nothing in the agreement about the color and that red, white and blue, in stripes, was his favorite combination, but he thought he might, perhaps, be better pleased with the painting of the back, which he proposed to color green, with yellow spots. The landlord, who Well knew that not another house could be let in the crescent if he carried out his threat, nearly had a fit at the idea, and with in"a week the tenant had a new lease, in which the landlord undertook to do all the outside painting himself. Catarrh Cannot be Cured with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they cannot reach the seat of the disease. Catarrh is a blood or constitutional dis. ape, and in order to cure it you must take internal remedies. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces. Hall's Catarrh Cure is not a quack medicine. It was prescribed by one of the test physicians in this country f$r years, and is a regular pre scription. It is composed of the best tonics known, combined with the best blood puri fiers, acting directly on the mucous surface The perfect combina ion of the two ingredients Is what produces such wonderful results ia curing Catarrh. Send for testimonials free. P. J CHENEY & CO.. Props., Toledo, O. Bold bv druggists, price 75c. Hall's Family Pills are the best. One-third of the land surface of the globe is covered with tTees. Mothers will find Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup the best remedy to use for their children during the teething period. Somewhat Different. Tom Did you ever notice with what style and grandeur Miss Flatleigh sweeps into a room? Jack Yes; but when it comes to sweeping out a room she isn't in it with her poor old mother. For forty year's Flso's Cure for Con Sumption has cured coughs and colds. At druggists. Price 25 cents. In China, when an inferior person on horseback meets a superior, he dismounts ; and waits nntil the latter hns passed. I i CITC Pcrmanently juiwJ. wonts or nervousnest I 1 10 after flrstday'suseofDr.Kline'sOreat Nerve Eestorer. Send for Frpn M2 trial bnttleanvl treatian i Sr. K. H. Kline. Ltd.. S3! Arch St.. Philadelphia, Pa, The best navigation steering clear of the lacerating rocks of personal contention. PRUSSIAN STOCK FOOD, the Greatest Conditioner and Stock Fattener known. HORSES do. more work on less feed. COWS give more and richer milk. HOGS grow and fatten quicker if given this food. MAKES PIGS GROW. GOOD FOR STUNTED CALVES. lhave been feeding Prussian Stock Food to mv thnrnno-hhrwi nrina it..ii.fii. an appetite and makes the tory results F. W. OKOOMK, Elgin, Neb. - FREE; 68-page Hand Book. tPafls. $3.50; Pint. 50c. 1 fOUTLAMU SUED CO.. Portland. Or Coast Asnta J) W. L. Dtturjla makem and .Isaam than x athttr manufacturer lit thai wopJ. The reason TV .X. 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Jievenne, Kichmotid, Va, TV. t. fong-las uses Corona Coltskln in his f 3.5g srioes. Z." conceded to be the Oueft l'atcut LeatUer mil.le. ; Fast Color Eyelets used exclusively. ... f W. Lm BQUBL&S, Croaktan, Masaacfsumatt. p, ( I Ask Yonr -Uaoc wried 07 Mcai grooeis. writs Wadba&u Acer's Give nature three helps, and nearly every case of con sumption will recover. Fresh air, most important of all. Cherry Pectoral Nourishing food comes next. Then, a medicine to control the cough and heal the lungs. Ask any good doctor. " I first used Ayer's Ctinrry Pectoral SJ years ago. I have seen terriMe cases of litu? dis eases cured by it. 1 m never without It." Albert U. Hamilton, Marietta, Ohio. 2V.. SOc.. f 1 .00. 4. O. A VKR CO.. E All druggists. tsf T.nwdt.' Mass. I AU " Consumption Health demands daily action of the bowels. Aid nature with Ayer's Pills. The bonds of the Philippine Islands are quoted higher than British consols. OREGON PORTLAND ST. 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