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Get Rid of Scrofula r Bnnches, eruptions, Inflammations, sore Deis of the eyelids and ears, diseases of the bones, rickets, dyspepsia, catarrh, wasting, are only some of the troubles it causes. It is a Tery active evil, making havoc of the whole system. Hood'sSarsaparilla Eradicates it, cares all its manifestations, and builds np the whole system. . Accept no substitute. Dangers in Paper. It Is not a pleasant thought that fhe brilliant white note paper which your band rests upon may have in it the fiber from the filthy garment of some Egyptian fellah after it has passed through all the stages of decay until it is saved by the ragpicker from the gutter of an Egyptian town; and yet it is a fact that hundreds of tons of Egyptian rags are exported every year into America to supply our paper mills. At Mannheim on the Rhine the American importers have their rag pltfdng houses, where the rags are collected from all over Europe, the disease-infected Levant not excepted. Our best papers are made of these rags, and our common ones of wood pulp. Lesson for Women. Jersey Shore, Pa., Sept. 26 (Special) "Dodd'a Kidney Pills have done worlds of geod for me." That's what Mrs. C. B. Earnest of this place has to say of the preat American Kidney Remedy. "I was laid up sick," Mrs. Earnest continues, "and had not been out of bed for five weeks. Then I began to use Dodd'a Kidney Pills and now I am so I can work and ge to town without suffering any. 1 would not be without Dodd's Kidney Pills. I have good reason to praise them everywhere." Women who suffer should learn a lesson from this, and that lesson is, "cure the kidneys with Dodd's Kidney Pills and your suffering will cease. Woman's health depends almost entire ly on her kidneys. Dodd's Kidney Pills have never yet failed to make healthy kidneys. A Lexical Inference, little Bess Who is that strange lady, mamma? Mamma That is Miss Goodwin, the philanthropist, my dear. Ldttle Bess What is a philanthropist? Mamma It is a word derived from the Greek signifying "a lover ef men." Little Bess Thea I guess all womta are philanthropists, aren't they, mamma? Mother will find Mrs. Wlnalow'a BootUng Syrup the best remedy to use for their children during the teething period. i , Works Both Ways. Author Truly, this is an unapprecia tlve world. Why, if I had written what McFadd has written I wouldn't be fam ous like he Is. Criticus I guess that's right. And if McFadd had written the stuff you grind out he wouldn't be famous, either. PITA Permanently unree. wo nu or nerroain I rllu aArflntd7'auMofDr.KHn'iGrktNrT Restorer. Bend for Free S 9 trial bottle and treatise. Br. B. H. Kline. Ud.. at Arch 61, Philadelphia, Fa, A Gentle Bins. . "It is the little things." remarked the boarding house landlady, "that annoy us most." "Yes," rejeined the irreverent boarder, "these small steaks, for example." For coughs and colds there Is no better medicine than Pise's Cure for Consump tion. Price 25 cents. , - Knowledge and Experience. She What is a silent partner? He Did you ever dance with a deaf-and-dumb man? Coluinhus, Ohio, May if, 1903. Some four years ago I was suffering from impure bleod and a general run down condition of the system. I bad no appetite, was losing flesh, aad had an all- one tired feeling that made me misera le. I began the use of S . S. S., and after taking seven or eiat bottles xny skin was cleared of all eruptions and took on a ruddy, healthy glow that assured me that my blood had been restored to its nor mal, healthy condition. My appetite was restored, as I could eat anything put be fore me, and as I regained my appetite I increased ia weight, and that "tired feel ing" which worried me so much disap peared, and I was once again my old self. I heartily recommend S. S. S. as the best blood purifier and tonic made, and etrongly advise its uee to all those in need erf such medicine. VICTOR Stubbins. Cor. Barthman and Washington Avcs. Wheeling, W. V., May 2S, 1503. My system was run dewu and my joints eched and pained me considerably. I hod nsed S.S.S. before and knew what it was, so I purchased a bottle of it and have taken several bottles and the aches aud pains are gone, my bleed has been cjeasi ed and xny general health bniltiip. Icon testify to it as a blood purifier and tonic. . .1533 Market St. v: Jottlf CSStxxHi, - If you have any sysaptoma of dis ordered blood 'writ as and our physicians will advise yon tree, Oar book on bleoa and, akin disease sent free. .The Swift Specific Corns any, Atlanta, 3. tufert muit ah iic fAtit Couch ajTup. Taste Good. Ci In lima AtilA IkvilmaaHaia ,ZlssWsCisWsMsAsB ihht QP D WWW Itln- ft "Ton can't do two things successful ly at the same time." "I did." What did you do?" '"Spent my money and my vacation." College Girl Oh, how my watch an noys me, ticking under my pillow. Her Chum Why don't you get one of those silent midnight watches? Sallle What does Carrie do for a living? Hallie She paints. SalUe I knew that, but I didn't know she got paid for it. Boston Traveler. Mrs. Torker Tommy, you must not interrupt me when I am speaking. Tommy Then how'll I ever get. a chance to say anything? Life. Old Mother Hubbard, she went out and rubbered. New neighbors were just moving in. "I'll just take a peep. My! their furniture's cheap!" she said, with a satisfied grin. . Magistrate The evidence clearly shows that you threw a stone at this man. Prisoner An' the looks of the man shows more than that, your hon or; it shows that I hit him. Mrs. Nurich I think I'll take tnia watch. You're sure it is madaof re fined gold? Jeweler Certainly. Mrs. Nurich Because I do detest anything that ain't refined. Philadelphia Ledger. "My physician says .that worry makes people thin." "I don't believe It," answered Miss Cayenne. "There Is nothing that worries some people more than the discovery that they are getting fat" First Lady (In an open car) I'll bet anything It's going to rain! Second Lady Nonsense! the sky's clear as a bell. First Lady I know that; but why did those gentlemen give np their end seats, I should like to know? Indian Killer (from New York) Where's yer Indians? Colorado Jack All dead. Indian Killer Who killed 'em? Colorado Jack Why, you see, young feller, they heard you was com ing, and they laid down and died. "Aren't you married yet?" "Ne." "Well, well! I thought you were en gaged to a certain young lady in Scar borough?" "No. I was engaged to an uncertain young lady in Scarbor ough, and that's why I am not mar ried." Casaidy I suppose ye heard the news about Flannery? Casey Phat news? Cassidy He was drownded this marnin. Casey I don't believe it. Shure, I was taykin' to him yis therday, an he niver said a word about It Philadelphia Press. "Well, what does he say?" Impatient ly asked Mr. Spotcash. "I'll tell you In a moment' replied his secretary, who was still struggling with the opening sentence of a letter from that German correspondent of the firm. "1 haven't got to the verb yet" Chicago Tribune. "It must be a great satisfaction to have such a palatial apartment" said the old-time friend. "It is," answered Mr. Cumrox; "it's a heap of comfort to have a house big enough to wander away and get lost in when mother and the gals are giving a musicale or a re ception." Washington Star. Lakeside (In Eighth avenue restau rant) I see you have a sign requesting gentlemen to remove their hats. Wait er Yes; we found it necessary. Lake side Just like New York. Why. out in Chicago we never think of sitting down to a meal without taking off our hats and coats. Town Topics. "I suppose," said Mrs. Upperton, "you are thoroughly familiar with the duties of a cook?" "Oi am, ma'am," replied the applicant "Can you make a mayonnaise dressing?" asked the prospective employer. "No, ma'am; OI only do plain sewin'." answered the cook lady. "Oi have all me own dresses made." Chicago News. Willing, but Hampered. Rich Caller (who is making the round of the ten ement districts Well, I must go now. Is there anything I can do for you, my good woman? The Other (of the sub merged) No, thank ye, mem. Ye mustn't mind it mem. if I don't return the call. I haven't any time to go slummin meself. Chicago Tribune. "I had a good job last summer, but lost it on account of my fool absent mindedness," said poor old Seldum Fedd, pessimistically; "I. was actln' as de echo for a mountain' hotel; an' 1 done all right till one. moonlight night when a smart guy from' de' city hol lered, 'Hello, Smith V T fbrgot myself an', answered back, 'Which Smith do yer mean?' "Judge, r ; . -V 'onee-Vrna fs- Newly wed Bigghed' looking so -lum about? Smith Why, the gypsy fortune-teller just told his wife that hX "would, bare two hus bands andthaVthe secbml'one would be a very fine sort of . man, Jones Ha. haf And Bigghed thinks that" is a reflection on hfm.-I suppose? Smith Oh, ne! He thinks his wife must have been married, -before and never told him. Tit-Bits. The Mean Man. "De mean man," said Unci Eben, "haa a certain advantage In de fact dat while men admires de butterfly dey haa a sho-nufi respect f oh de wasp." Washington Star. -You will never know how many peo ple suffer with the earache until you go around with some cotton stuffed in one of your ears. BEAR ADMIRAL HIGHBORN Recommends Pe-ru-na Other Testify. I lit wBi fl Wajhtnqton.DC. Bear Admiral Philip Hichborn, of the United States navy, in a recent let ter from Washington,. D. C, gives Pe runa the following endorsement: "After using Peruna for a short time period, I can now cheerfully rec ommend your valuable remedy to any one who is in need of an invigorating tonic." Philip Hichborn. Bear Admiral J. A. Howell, U. S. navy, writes from Washington, D. C. as follows: "I have nsed your Peruna with sat isfaction, and can cheerfully recom mend the remedy as an effective cure for coughs and colds." J. A. Howell. The highest men in our nation have given Peruna a strong endorsement. Men representing all classes and sta tions are equally represented. Pe-ru-na Is a Preventative aad Cura tive Medicine for Catarrh. Hon. . H. Fitch, formerly special United States attorney, state of Virgin Put Hfa Foot In It. - He came in late, stepped in without ringing, and, striding softly into the parlor, dropped into an arm chair with the easy grace of a young man who is accustomed to the program. "By Jove!" he said to the figure sitting in the dim obscurity on the sofa. "By Jove! I thought I was never going to see you alone again. The maternal kangaroo never goes away from the menagerie nowadays, does she, Minnie?" "Well, not amazingly frequent" cheerfully replied the old lady from the sofa. "Minnie's away flirting so much of the time now, I have to stay in." Under the limes at the end of the old garden the moping cats complain ed to the moon much in their usual style, the watchdogs never sang more clearly, and the plaintive cry of the locomotive filled the night with po etry; but the young man didn't hear it all the same. "And, by George!" he said to a friend fifteen minutes later, "if I did not leave myJiat and my cane in the hall! Think of 'em? Forget 'em! Bless 'me if I knew anything. What I wanted was fresh air, and I wasted about thirty acres of it and mighty quick, too. Phew!" Stats of Ohio, City of Toledo, I Lucas Couktt, J Frank J. Cheney makes oath that lie is senior partner ot the firm ef T. J. Cheney & Co., doing busineM In the City of Toleae, Coua ty ana State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sura of ONE HUNDRKD DOLLARS for each and every case of Catarrh that cannet be eared by the use ef Hall's Catarkh Ciu. FRANK J. CHENEY. Sworn to before me and subscribed in my presence, this 6th day ef December, A. D., 1880. A. W. GLEASON, ssal Neteryrublie. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Send for testimonials, free. F. J. CMBNSY & CO., Toledo, 0. Sold by Druerists, 73c HaU's Family Pills are the best Marriajre a Saccess, Foreign Visitor I am told that Amer ican marriages are generally happy. Mr. Gotham Oh, perfectly. The hus band is devoted to business, the wife to society, and tkey hardly ever meet. a. i.i.taiiaci The Kind You Have Always Bought has borne the signa ture of Chs- II. Fletcher, and has been made under his personal, supervision for orer SO years. Allow no one . . to decetQf -you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and Just-as-good' are but Experiments, and endanger the health of Children, Experience against Experiment. What is CASTORIA Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare goric, Irop9 and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It x contains- neither Opium, "Slorphine nor other Karcotie : substance. Its are is its guarantee. It destroys Worms . and allays Feverishness It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Cojlc It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend. The Kind You Have Always Bought Si Bears the W a In Use For Over 30 Years. imi ecsmua eeamurr. tt hurray strut, new vena omr. Prominent Meir ia, writes from the Census Office build ing Washington, D. C, as follows: "People cannot live in the variable cli mate of the Eastern and Atlantic coast states and escape-liability to colds and catarrhal affections. The wide and common prevalence of these ailments is proof enough of the assertion. I have been no exception, but I have found a sure means for combating those greatest objections to this climate, and that is Peruna. Taken as directed, it is a cure for present catarrhal afflictions and a preventative of future distress of that kind." E. H. Fitch. "Pe-ru-na a Very Effective Remedy." Hon. Robert W. Davis, member of congiess from Florida, writes fron house of representatives, Washington, D. C, as loilows: "I can cheerfully recommend your remedy, Peruna, as a very effective cure for coughs, colds and catarrh." Bob ert W. Davis. Colds Not Promptly Cured are Sure to , Cause Catarrh. Peruna cures catarrh. That ' is all that Dr. Hartman claims for it. But catarrh assumes various phases in the human system. ' . Ihe day was when men of piomin ence hesitated to give their testimonials to propriatory medicines for publica tion. This remains true today of moet propriatory medicines. But Peruna has become bo justly famous, its merits are known to so many people of high and low stations, that no one hesitates to see his name in print recommending Pei una. If you do not derive prompt and sat isfactory results from the. use of Peru na, write at once te Dr. Hartman, giv ing him a full statement of your ease, and he will be pleated to give you his valuable advice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman, president of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, O. LOSS TO ACTRESSES. No More Serena te Tneaa in Bale ef Phetoraf)iB. Popular actresses made in the past from $800 te 11,500 a year oa the sale of their photographs, but now this source of revenue ia altogether lest to them. "I drew from my photographer, up to ten years ago, a regular annual In come ef $800. I was under contract to pose only for him; he bad the ex clusive sale of my pictures, and on each picture that be sold he paid me a royalty. "That Is the way It used to be with popular actresses. They signed papers to the effect that they would pose only for one photographer, and be signed papers to the effect that he would pay them a royalty on each of Jheir pic tures that he sold. Thus they made easily from $5 to $23 a week. "No such pleasant condition exists to-day. The change is due to that per fecting of the balf-tone process where by the magazines, the weeklies and the newspapers can reproduce photo graphs beautifully. "As soon as that reproduction began the theatrical managers spared no pains to get photographs of their lead ing women printedy-for they recog nized that the publication ef such pho tographs was an excellent advertise ment They ordered their leading women te pose for any and every newspaper; or magazine photographer who presented himself, and they had additional photographs made for free distribution among the various publi cations of the land. "Thus the actresses were forced to break their contracts with their own photographers. Thus, too, the sale of the pictures fell off. For these pictures, which formerly were rare enough and interesting enough to sell readily, were now become so common, through their reproduction in Innumerable prints, that hardly anyone cared to buy them." Newark News. De mot fail to provide some means for veatilatiea duriag tke sight. Signature of I AW ' . In the "Wrong; Place. An) angry woman walked Into a gro cer's 8h op in an Ayrshire village and banged a piece of some yellow sub stance on the counter. She - spoke Scotch, of course, as Tit-Bits reports," bnt Americans will understand the words she used,' since many an adver tisement haa made the kind familiar. "This," she said, 'is the soap thai does the wash in o' itself; the soap that makes every washin day a kin' o' glo rified feast; the soap that gets a' the linen white as snaw an' as sweet as a hazelnut and lets the delichted hoose wife play wi' the children; an' here I've been scrubbin' three mortal hours wi' that lump an' got bae mair lather oot o' it than I could get oot o' a brick." "I beg your pardon," Bald the grocer calmly, "but that Isn't soap. Your little boy was . here yesterday for half a pound of cheese and half a pound of soap. That's the cheese." "The cheese!" exclaimed the woman. "Then that accounts for the ither thing." "What other thing?" "I lay awauk the hale nicht winner in whit made the Welsh rabbit we had fur oor supper taste sae queer." lev LIOUOR-MORPHINE-TOBACCO ' uiriiT. MrBuiiiruTtv mum ir ruuMi rLiUMnLniLi wintv. FOR FULL PARTICULARS "t kieley iNSTmrrt- powtt.anp.owc. Isn't that Thoughtful? Tess She used to say she didn't care how homely a man might be if he were only thoughtful. Jess Well, that's the kind she got for a husband. Tess Why, I heard he was any thing but thoughtful Jess He's full of thought for him self. Philadelphia Ledger. Positions Guaranteed. . $5,000 forfeit placed with a National Bank to aiake good any failure on our part.. Lessons by mail, practically free. Write today for catalog. Beutel Business College, TACOMA. WASH Wanted -Salesmen -To canvass the farmers and dealers on line of goods ev erybody needs. 200 per month can easily be made by pood workers. No com petition. Good easy sell ers. Write for particulars and agency at once. SPECIALTY SELLING COMPANY 313 Commercial Blk. 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For coughs, colds, bronchitis, asthma, weak throats, weak lungs, consumption, take Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. Cherry Pectoral Always keep a bottle of it in the house. We have been saying this for 60 years, and so have the doctors. "I hae nsed Avar's Cherry Pectoral in my family for 40 years. It is the bet mediclna in the world, I kuow, for all throat and lung troubles." Ubs. J. k. sokcboss, Waitnam, aiass. 2Se..S0c. Sl-00. J. C. ATKB CO All rtrmrgints. for Lowell. Mass The Lungs Dailv action of the bowels is neces sary. Aid nature with Ayer's Pills Those Lioving Girls. Amy One can dress very nicely with out spending much if one only has a lit tle taste. May Then yon ought to dress a good deal better than you do." "Amy Why, pray? May Well, you don't spend much, and I'm sure you have but little taste. ECONOMICAL IRRIGATOR No Cost of Operation Phillips Hydraulic Write today for free Illustrated book. COLUMBIA ENGINEERING WORKS Tenth and Johnson Streets PDBTIiND QREGOH Portland. Or.. Comst Agents PORTLAND CLAS cs rr ciMSJi j ?rr O for II r? . Ml MADE. OitfV C?B-flU?Ei9 MEN. W. Lm Douotam make and mslis mora men's mhooa than any ofAer manufacture) WOMd The roason W. I Douglas $8.60 shoes are the) flUinK and superior wearing qualities. sellers in tie woria is pecause oi weir excellent siyte if 1 could sbovr of other makes and the liifrh-grarie leathers used, yon aiucrence oetween tiie sn oes made in mv factory and would understand wcy w . i. uoiigias ss,ou snoes cost mora to make, why they hold their shape, nt better, wear longer, and are of greater intrinsic value than any other &8.50 shoe) on the market to-day. and why the sales lor the year endiut July 1, 1901. were e $6,263,040.00 W. Tj. Douglas guarantees their value by stamping his name) and price on the bottom. Look lor it take no substitute. Sold by shoe dealers everywhere, i'ust Color EveUtt tueoj Exclusively, s Superior In Fit, Comfort ana Wear. " 7 have worn W.L. Douglas $3.50 ehoes for the last twite year with absolute tafixj 'action. I find then superior infit,comfort and wear to others costing from $5.00 to $1.00." B. S. Ale CUE, Dept. Coll., U.S. Int. Revenue, Itichmond.Va. W. Tu Douglas uses Corona Coltskin in his S3.50 BDOiM. corona joiz is couceueu to uts uw uuobb Patent Leather made. BEMO FOB CATALOGUE prVTNCt FULL rNSTBUCTIONS BOW TO OBDEB BY HAIL. . Wm Lm DOUGLAS. Brockton. Mat Grocer