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CyStS WHEkE AIL ELSE FAILS. Coutfh Hrraa. Tastee Good. CTaa in time, ooia dt aratnrMts. Binks They say that there are tens of thousands of faith curists in this country. Winks Yes, and there'll be tens of thousands more, if the doctors don't come down in their prices. How's This? We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any cue of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. m F.J. CHENEY A CO., Props., Toledo, O. We, the undersigned, hare known F. 3. Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transac tions and financially able to carry out any ob ligations made by their Arm. West & Teuai, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O. Waldinq, K inn an &. Makvin, Wholesale Drug gists. Toledo, O. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, act ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur faces of the system. Price 75c. per bottle. Bold by all Druggists. Testimonials free. Hall's Family fills are the best. The population of Ireland, which fifty years ago was over 8,000,000, is now less than 4,500,000. For coughs and colds there is no better medicine than Piso's Care for Consump tion. Price 25 cents. The so-called oil of roses is manufac tured from the grass Andropogou schoen anthus. HCeeley lipuor-morphine-tobaccoI I iCure HABITS PERMANENTLY OJ RID I I FOR FULL PARTICULARS I ID rn TMf irmEYINSTnUTE.- PORTLANP.OWE. Fally Occupied. She Papa's chief objection to yon is that you have no occupation. He No occupation! Good gwaciousl Doesn't he know that .1 am waising a mustache? Perrin's Pile Specific The INTERNAL REMEDY No Case Exists it Will Not Core AGENTS WANTED For our New Gasolene Drag Saw. We set en gine only once for each log. One man can move saw. We handle the only Malleable Grubbing Machine. Write us your wants in the machinery line. REIEKSON MACHINERY CO., Foot Morrison St. Portland, Oregon KILLS lira Sknrt mil nrmin r infest horses cattle, poul- j vrj, etc jjouey ods win not lay; nor chicks grow. LICE! live upon the blood which should go to sustain life ATltality. PRUSSIAN LICE POWDER kills the lice, thus it SAVES FEED 'ss extra rations must be given on account of vermin. 25oand50o dealers. By mail 0c A. Ibo PRUSSIAN KEMCDVOO. ST. PAUL, MINN. 68 page Hand Book Free rOSILAND SEED CO.. Portland. Or., Com Agents. W. L. DOUGLAS ,3.S&3 SHOES B W. I. Douglas shoes have by their excellent style, easy-fitting, and superior wearing qualities, achieved the largest sale oC any shoes In the world. They are just as good as those that cost you $4 to $5 the only difference is the price. Sold Euerywhere. Look for name and price on bottom. Douirlas uses Corona Coltskln, which is everywhere conceded to be the unest ratent Lrstner yet proaucea. Fast Color E ytlett used. Shoe bjmall.Sor.exIra. Wri'e for Catalog. W.L.Douglas, Brockton, Mass- NOT A SKIN Cg3 It is natural to rub the spot that hurts, and when rheumatic pains are shooting through the joints and muscles and they are inflamed and sore, the sufferer is apt to turn to liniments and plasters for relief ; and while such treatment may quiet the pain temporarily, no amount of rubbing or blistering can cure Rheumatism, because it is not a skin disease, but is in the blood and all through the system, and every time you are exposed to the same conditions that caused the first attack, you are going to have another, and Rheumatism will last just as long as the poison is in the blood, no matter what you apply externally. Too much acid in the blood is one cause of Rheumatism; stomach troubles, bad digestion, weak kidneys and torpid liver are other causes which bring on this painful dis ease, because the blood becomes tainted with the poisonous mat ter which these organs fail to carry out of the system. Cer tain secret diseases will produce Rheumatism, and of all forms this is the most stubborn and severe, for it seems to affect every bone and muscle in the body. The blood is the medium hv which the ooisons and acids are carried through the system, and it doesn't matter what kind of Rheumatism you have, it must be treated through the blood, or you can never get permanently rid of it. As a cure for rheumatic trou bles S. S. S. has never been equalled. It doesn't inflame the stomach and ruin the digestion like Potash, Alkalies and other strong drugs, but tones uo the ereneral health, gently J) Z 5oints and the sore and tender muscles are immediately relieved. Our special book on Rheumatism will be mailed free to those desiring it. Our physicians will cheerfully answer all letters asking for special information or advice, for which no charge is made. XISSVZJT CPECIFT2CO ATIAHTA GO Spring Medicine There is no other season when good medicine ia so much needed as in tha Spring. Tha blood is impure, weak and impoverished a condition indicated by pimples and other eruptions on the face and body, by deficient vitality, loss of appetite, lack of strength, and want of animation. Hood's Sarsaparilta and Pills Make the blood .pure, vigorous and rich, create appetite, give vitality, strength and animation, and cure all eruptions. Have the whole family begin to take them today. "Hood's Sarsaparilla has been used In oar family for some time, and always with Rood results. Last spring I was all ran down and got a bottle of It, and as usual received great benefit." Miss Bbulab Botck, Stowe, Vt. Hod's Sarsaparilla promises to cure and keeps the promise. Character of Our Immigrants. Prior to 1880 the nations of western Europe, Great Britain, Germany and the Scandinavian countries furnished over 80 pr cent of all our immigrants, the highest class that we could hope for. Hungary, Italy, Poland and the other countries of eastern Europe .fur nished less than 1 per cent. From 1881 to 1899 the ratios changed slightly, but stUl -western Europeans were greatly In the majority. From Germany alone we drew 1,500,000 citizens Inside of 10 years. Lately conditions have chang ed. Eastern Europeans and Asiatics send us 75 per cent of our Immigrants (so-called Europeans), while western Europe sends us but 24 per cent. In 1901, for Instance, Austro-Hungarians, Slovaks, Croatlans, Poles and Magyars to the number of 114,000 came in, while 186,000 Italians honored us with their transfer of "allegiance." In July of this year 67,538 people-of all nations immigrated into this country. In the Spring. Lowndes, Mo., April 4th. Mrs. H. C. Harty of this place, says: "For years I was in very bad health. Every spring I would get so low that I was unable to do my own work. I seemed to be worse in the spring than any other time of the year. I was very weak and miserable and had much pain in my back and head. I saw Dodd's Kidney Pills advertised last spring and began treatment of them and they have certainly done me more good than anything I have ever used. "I was all right last spring and felt better than I have for over ten years. I am fifty years of age and am stronger today than I have been for many years and I give Dodd's Kidney Pills credit for the wonderful improvement." The statement of Mrs. Harty is only one of a great many where Dodd's Kid ney Pills have proven themselves to be the very best spring medicine. They are unsurpassed as a tonic and are the only medicine used in thousands of families. Electric Light and Public Speaking. Singers, actors and public perform ers generally am able to speak with much greater ease and comfort in a building lighted with electricity than in one where gaslight is used. In the former case the temperature of the whole building is more equal and the risk of catching cold is consequently diminished. The speaker is cooler, does not perspire, his throat is not parched, and his voice is less liable to get husky. It is said that since the Intro duction of electric light public perform ers are in much better voice than they were before. BSSEAS UNABLE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT. Sidney, Ohio, August 26, 1903. A few months ag-o I was feeling; weak and. ran down and unable to tret sleep at night. I felt extremely bad, and also had rheumatic pains in my joints and mus cles. The medicine I used rave me only temporary relief at best; ao seeing 8. S S. highly recommended for such trou bles, I began its use, and after taking- it for aome time waa well pleased with the result. It did away with the rheumatic pains, gave me rexresninsr aievp ana Vti, i it nn mv o-ansral avatem. ariTinar ma strength and energy. It ia a good medi cine, without a doubt, and I take pleas ure in endorsing it. R. k. p. No. i. S. B. BOTJOHTOXT. ' stimulates the sluggish organs, and at the same time antidotes and filters out of the blood all poisonous acids and effete matter of every kind ; and when S. S. S. has restored the blood to ita natural condition, the painful, feverish Stranger Is the' man of the house In? Servant Yes, but the woman of the house won't let him come out! Fusionist I believe in the office I seeking the man. Regular That's all right If you don't want the office. Brooklyn Life, - Many a rich father has discovered that It is easier to get a daughter off his bands than to keep a son-in-law on his feet. Philadelphia Record. Bob Gosh, Rob, where'd you rake up those seedy old shoes? Rob Why, man, those are my patent leathers. Bob But the patent has expired, eh? Miss Carrye Moore She calls him ' her Intended. Are they engaged? Miss Cutting Hlntz No, but she intends to marry him. St. Paul Pioneer Press. Nipped in the Bud: Actress I have been robbed of my Jewels. Hotel Clerk -It won't do any good; there isn't a newspaper in the town." Town Top ics. "I can always tell when you are go ing to tell a lie," said Cregg to Legg. How?" asked Legg. VI see you open open your mouth," said Cregg. Town Topics. Mabel Why didn't you scream when he put his arm around you? Ethel wanted to, but couldn't, and when I could I didn't want to. Butte Inter-Mountain.- Undoubtedly: "I see that somebody says there is no such thing as luck in business." "He must be one of the lucky ones who have . succeeded." Exchange. Effle Silly I Dolls don't eat any thing! Bertie Don't, eh? Well, that old one of yours that I cut open was stuffed chock full of breakfast food. Woman's Home Companion. And do you think," he asked, "that men progress after death r "Well, most seem useless for some of them to die" Chicago Record-Herald. What She Did: "And what did you do when your doctor told you you would have to quit wearing a corset and give up sweets?" "I sent for an other doctor." Chicago Record-Herald. Mahoole Nlxt tolme Ol pass wid a loidy. Mulligan, ye've got to remove yer hat! Mulligan And suppose Oi re fuse? Mahoole Then, bedad, ye've got to remove yer coat. Chicago News. Ernie No, she isn't going to marry uiauae after all. Ida But they say he can quote Emerson and Browning. "Yes; but the other young man can quote Sugar and Steel." Chicago Daily News. How He Lost Her: She I suppose if a pretty girl should come along you wouldn't care anything about me any more. He Nonsense, Kate! What do I care for good looks? You suit me all right. Exchange. j Quick Action: First Russian You say the fight oi.d Russian- was quickly o.er? Sec-, Yes; it was finished be-' fore you could say Jackopolinsky Robinsonopolotoksky! New Orleans Times-Democrat. "Really," said Mrs. Oldcastle, "your little dinner last night was quite recherche." "Oh, dear," her hostess groaned, "I just knew that new cook would make a botch of it some way." Chicago Record-Herald. She Have you ever met my two dearest friends? They are just lovely and so devoted. He How long have you known them? SheWhy, I've known Annette nearly ten days and Margaret almost a week. Cleveland Plain Dealer. "You should strive to appeal to the j Imagination and the human interest of . your pupils," said the principal. "I j do," answered the teacher, 'but it is very hard to convince the boys that Hector and Achilles were as great men as Corbett and Jeffries." "Mamma, what would you do If that big vase in the parlor should get brok en?" said Tommy. "I should spank whoever did it," said Mrs. Banks, gaz ing serenely at her little son. "Well, then, you'd better begin to get up your muscle," said Tommy, gleefully, "'cos papa's broken It." "But, mamma," protested Miss Bul yon, "why are you sending out Invita tions for a diamond wedding? You haven't been married nearly long enough for that" "What's that got to do with it?" demanded Mrs. Bulyon; "your father's, financial standing would make anything' less than a dia mond wedding absurd." Chicago Evening Post. A weekly newspaper recently pub lished the following in Its "Answers to " Correspondents" column "'We have two apple trees In our garden,1 . writes Ella, 'and in the spring they are covered with such lovely pink and white blossoms that I pull them off for table decorations. Now I see that there are no apples on the trees. Do you think that this is likely to be because I pulled the blossoms off? " In a Tangle: "By Jove, old chap!" said Mr. Makinbrakes, with enthusi asm, "your wife must have been a mighty handsome woman when she was young. Even In all these years she hasn't changed so much though, of course, it couldn't have been many years since she was young and hand some out wnen you come to ming how little it takes to make some people look old, you know you wonder how she manages to conceal the ravages that Isn't exactly what I, mean, but she's the youngest-looking woman for her for her have you got a match? My cigar has gone out." Chicago Tribune. WO APPETITE - EMACIATED - HERVOUS. " Many Women During the Spring Months Suffer From Extreme Lassitude, Loss of Appetite and NervousnessWhat They Need Is PE-RU-MA, THE GREAT TOCJiG. Miss Bertha M. Rush, 5435 Kin- carde street, Pittsburg, Pa., Superir tendent Junior Society of Methodist Protestant Church and leading soprano of the choir, writes: "Words cannot describe" my thankfulness to you for Peruna. I was a sufferer from sys temic catarrh tor years and was in a very much run down condition. I was extremely nervous and had the most foolish fears over nothing. I was thin and emaciated. "My physician advised me to leave this climate but as it was not conven ient to do so at this time, I took the advice of a friend to use a bottle of Pi -rnna. I took it faithfully and. when the first bottle was gone I felt so much better that I bought six more and took them faithfully, after which I looked like a new woman. "I gained in flesh, my appetite re turned and all my old symptoms had disappeared. I am more than thank ful to Peruna." Miss Bertha M. Rush. I AM TIRED. Everybody Is Tired Spring Weath er Does It Every One Should Be Cautious. Depression of the nervous system at the approach of spring is the cause, General lassitude, dull, heavy sensa tions, continual tired feeling, with ir regular appetite, and sometimes loss of sleep. ,Peruna meets every indication and proves itself to be perfectly adapted to all their varied peculiarities. Pe- runa invigorates the system, rejuve I nates the feelings, restores the normal ' appetite and produces regular sleep, j That tired feeling which is the nat , ural result of the depressing effect of warm weather immediately after the invigorating cold of winter, quietly dis appears when Peruna is taken. Thous ands are daily testifying to its priceless benefit. Mrs. H. Kassatt, 1309 W. 13th street, Des Moines, Ia., writes: "I am hannv to crive mv endorsement for vour , valuable medicine, Peruna, as I consid A i . o .r f er it a valuable medicine to take when the system is run down from overwork. About two years ago I felt that I must take a long rest as I had been unable to work for over a mcnth and could not regain my strength. I could not sleep at night and was in a very nerv ous, high strung, condition. I decided to try what Peruna would do to build up my strengtn, and am pleased to say that I began to improve very shortly, and in less than two months I was able to take up my work, and felt better than I have for years. I take it now twice a year and find that it keep: 3 me in perfect heatlh'." Mrs. Kassatt was foi over ten years the manager of a plant furnishing ladies' wear and em ploying hundreds of women. Those that dare lose a day are dan gerously prodigal; those that , dare mis spend it are desperate. Bishop Hall. riTQ Permanently unrea. xroms or nervousness I 1 1 0 after first day's nse of Dr.Kline's Great Nerve Restorer. Send for Free 82 trial bottle and treatise. Sr. K. H. Kline, Ltd..83f Arch St.. Philadelphia, Pa. Pa's Experience. "Say, pa," queried little Johnny Bumpernickle, "do actions speak louder than words?" "Civil actions do, my son," answered the old man. "A judgment is wore than a dun." Mothers will find Mrs. Winslows's Soothing Syrup the best remedy to use for their children during the teething period.. The Why or It. Green You and Short don't seem to be as intimate as you were. Does he owe you money? Brown No, indeed; but he wanted to. To Break in New Shoes. Always shake in Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder. It cures hot, sweating, aching, swollen feet. Cures corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. At all druggists and shoe stores, 25c. Don't accept any substitute. Sample mailed FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y. During" leap year every eligible young man should be equipped with a chaperon. Ayers When the nerves are weak everything goes wrong. You are tired all the time, easily discouraged, nervous, and irritable. Your cheeks are Sarsaparilla ?ale and your blood is thin, our doctor says you are threatened with a nervous breakdown. He orders this grand old family medicine. For more than SO years I have ased Ayers Sarsaparilla in my family. It is a grand tonic at all times, and a wonderful medicine for im pure blood." D. C. HOLT, West Haven, Conn. gl.M a bottle. j. o. atxk oo., BaSasasBaBSBBBBBSBBl f OI sBBsslaaiISBjaaBSSi Weak Nerves Keep the bowels regular with Ayer's Pills, Just one pill each night. MISS BERTHA M. RUSH PITTSBURG. Miss Rush Suffered With Systemic Catarrh Was Nervons, Had No Appetite, Grew Thin and Emaciated. After a Course of Pe-ru-na. Tired, Nervous Women. There are thousands of them every where. A few bottles of Peruna would do them untold benefit. As a tonic and nerve invigotatcr it has nok equal. Ifc builds np the nerves, it gives strength to the circualtion and at once restores the appetite and digestion. No feeble woman should be without Peruna. Opinion Wanted. He You are an authority on flowers, I am told. She Well, not exactly an authority, but I have made a study of them. He What is your opinion of that blooming idiot over there talking to the society bud? Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. Must Bear Signature of See Pac-Simlle Wrapper Below. Teary snail sad as easy to take as sugar. FOR HEADACHE. FOR DIZZINESS. FOR BILIOUSNESS. FOR TORPID LIVER. FOR CONSTIPATION. FOR SALLOW SKIN. FOR THE COMPLEXION . , OXENVDtB MUST WAYS yPMATUIIC. . cSto I Tartar egetaMe.wgr CURE SICK HEADACHE. ABSOLUTE SECURITY. II U Aril Llto iflVER The improved Alvord Sage Brush Grubber and Land Cleaner Takes out all . brush by the rdots will remove Sage Chico. etc. for seeding leaving same in piles at regular intervals. Teeth are automatically cleaned. No doctrine. Will work on stony ground. Our booklet describing the machine in detaiL Its advantages, cost, snipping ; weight, etc., sent free on application. THE BURTON MFG. CO. xx use of a plow at a cost "tS-frqyj 1622 ARAPAHOE ST. DENVER, COLO. She Now Looks Like a New Woman If you do not receive prompt and satisfactory results from the use of Peruna, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a fai;tate.rnent cf your case-, &nd he will be pleased to give you his valuable advice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman,. President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio. BUY FROM YOUR DEALER Dr. C Gee Wo WONDERFUL HOME TREATMENT This wonderful Chi nese doctor Is called great because he cures people without opera tion that are given up to die. He cures with those wonderful Chi nese herbs, roots, buds, barks and vegetables lhat are entirely un known to medical sci ence in this country. Through the nse of those harmless remedies this famous doctor knows the action of over 600 different rem edies, which he successfully nses In different diseases. Be guarantees to cure cattarh, asth ma, lung, throat, rheumatism, nervousness, stomach, liver, kidneys, etc.; has hundreds of testimonials. Charges moderate. Call and see him. Patients out of the city write for blanks and circulars. Send stamp. CONBUIy TATION FREE. ADDRESS The C Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co. 253 Alder St.. Portland. Oregon. P. N. U. No. 151904. HEN writing to advertisers please I mention tnts paper. I Brush, Babbit Brush, Grease Wood, .Leaves the ground in perfect condition witnout the S not to exceed JK .ar n