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Distress After Eating Nausea between meals, belching, vom iting, flatulence, fits of nervous bead ache, pain in the stomach, are all symptoms of dyspepsia, and the longer it is neglected the harder it is to cure it. Hood's Sarsaparilla and Pills Radically and permanently cure it strengthen and tone the 6tomach and other digestive organs for the natural performance of their functions. Accept no substitute for Hood's, i "I bad dyspepsia twenty-fire years and took different medicines bat got no help .until I began taking Hood's Sarsaparilla. Have taken tour bottles of tbia medicine and can now eat almost anything, sleep well, have no cramps in my stomach, no burning and no distress. Mas. William G. Babbitt, 14 Olney St., Providence, K. L Hood's Sarsaparilla promises to cure and keeps the promise. One Pleasure done. "I suppose, Miss Ram bo," said the caller, "that your father feels much happier now that he has been cured of his rheumatism?" "Well," explained the young lady, "he (eels better when he realizes that he does not have to suffer any more ; but he feels pretty bad when he remem bers how exactly he need to be able to foretell the weather." Judge. An Important Distinction. She I suppose that it would take a great deal of observation and experi ence to enable a man to pick the fastest horse entered for a race. He (mournfully) Yee, but that isn't what you are trying to do. What you want is to pick the horse that is going 10 win. Ocean Trout. Trout are believed to be exclusively fresh water fieh. It happens, however, occasionally that some are caught with the herring in the German ocean. Silence at Dinner. . Wnenever there is a marked silence at a large dinner party it is always, bo the superstitious say, twenty minutes of the hour or twenty minutes after. ' Easier. Easter is the Sunday which follows that fourteenth day of the calendar moon which falls upon or next sfter the 21st day of March. Wild Animals in Captivity. Captivity changes-animals' nature. A lion captured when it is full grown will always be treacherous, but lions, tigers, leopards and other carniveroua animals that have been born in captiv ity can be tamed till they are quite as gentle and affectionate as poodle dogs. Last Touch of Realism. The photograph and moving pictures bave been combined, say the Chicago Tribune, thus making it possible to give the last touch of realism to prize fight views. Tete-a-Tete. "Ah," he said to her over their ice cream, "it is very sweet, but not so sweet as you." "It is soft," she re turned promptly, "but not so soft as you." "And it is cold," he conclud ed, "but not so cold as you." Phila delphia Press. One of Many. Meyer Did you ever see a man-eating shark? Gyer No; but I once saw a man eat ing catfish. Meyer Indeed 1 Where? Gyer In a .restaurant. Chicago Itaily News. Birds and Floods. Many birds have an instinctive pre science of floods, and will change the positions of their nests or make other provisions for safety just before a heavy rainfall results in a flood which sweeps away their former homes. Cream Custard Pie. Beat one egg, add two-thirds cupful of sugar and trun in one and one-half cupfuls of good cream. Mix well, add a' pinch of salt. Line a pie plate with paste, pour in the cream mixture and grate a little nutmeg over the top. Bake slowly and serve just cooled. De troit Free Press. Tribute to Woman's Vanity, Traveling beauties never take passage on an ocean liner without a spirit lamp to heat their curling tongs. This practice imperils the ship through dan ger of fire. One of the big steamship lines has fitted every stateroom on its vessels with an electrical apparatus for heating the curling tongs. Twins Born in Dublin. Irish women can boast of having twins more frequently than any other women in the world. Twins are born in Doublin about once in every fifty two births, as against a general world average of one in eighty. Stlckney Gasoline Engine Fifty dollars can be saved by buying the above. Will run cheaper, chopping 15 to 20 bushels per hour, wood saw, well drilling machinery, pumps, etc. Write for catalogue. KHERSON MACHINERY CO Foot of Bonbon Street. Portland, Oregon. Dizzy? Appetite poor?y Bowels constipated? Tongue coated? Head ache? It's your liver! Ayer's Pills are liver Dills, all vegetable. Lowell, Haas. Want your moustache or beard a beautiful brown or rich black? Use BUCKINGHAM'S DYE nrri cm or pupgqigrg o a. r. wall co., wastoa, ir. h. bUHK IfnERK ALL Cld rftlldi Best Cough Syrup. Taste Good. Use In time. Bold ny a rn struts. SEEFDNS THE, School Life. School life Is composed of three composites the home, the teacher and the- puplL Rev. W. B. Slutz, Methodist, Pittsburg, Pa. Laber. The history of centuries re veals the fact that the greater the civ ilization the more honorable labor be comes. Rev. R. II. Hood, Presbyte rian, Pittsburg, Pa. Real Christian. It Is easy to be a nominal Christian, for a profession will accomplish that. It is difficult to be a real one, for that Involves a right heart Rev. La Crandall, Baptist, Chi cago, 111. Blood Money. There are men In the church to-day who are receiving blood money, the revenue that comes from a shameful and dishonest business. Rev. A. R. Holderley, Methodist, At lanta, Ga, Man's Spirit. "You cannot judge a man solely by his acts. You must probe deeper. You must determine the spirit which actuates him and ascertain Its origin," Rev. D. Hart,, Hebrew, Den ver, Colo. Smiles of Eire. The smiles and smirks of an evil person are not signs of life, but danger signals that warn us against falling into an open sepul cher. Rev. C. G. Greenwood, Baptist, Westfleld, N. J. Industrial Conditions. The indus trial problem will never be solved on the principle of class selfishness, but only on the basis of the highest wel fare for all. Rev. J. H. Speer, Pres byterian, Denver, Colo. Honesty. Honesty is one of the first principles of Christianity. It lies at the base and also at the apex of Chris tian character. It must be the dom inant force in all traffic. Rev. F. R. Pardington, Methodist, Bethel, Conn. God and Mammon. Because we serve both God and Mammon' we find an equal amount in our surroundings. The devil is still alive with us so long as we act him, and the Christ nature repudiated. Rev. F. E. Mason, Scien tist, Brooklyn, N. Y. Rivals of the Pulpit To-day the pul pit has more powerful rivalry than ever before. The newspaper press, the cheap magazines and the free libraries fill in part the place once occupied by the pulpit alone. Rev. D. MacArthur, Baptist. New York City. , Evangelism. The spirit of world evangelism was never more marked than it Is to-day. The Methodist Church alone Is preaching the gospel In sixteen languages, to say nothing of the marvelous work beyond the seas. Rev. W. A. Frye, Methodist, Lansing, Mich. The Resurrection. The resurrection of Jesus Christ from the dead is the supreme warrant of our faith in Him as the image of the invisible God. The church has also, found In that resurrec tion her charter. If Christ is not risen the whole Christian theory of life col lapses and the fruits of the theory are illogical and Its hopes factious. Rev. M. W. Stryker, Presbyterian, Clinton, N. Y. Capital and Labor. In the present -fomentation in the industrial world we need leaders who see the parts in rela tion to the whole. Neither capital nor labor must demand all. One has gold to exchange for work and the other has work to exchange for gold. Neither should be exorbitant. Rev. M. E. Harlan, Disciple, Brooklyn,, N. x. The Law of Life. There is no high er form of life reached, there Is no de velopment of personal intellect, there Is no prosperous business maintained, there is no higher level of political or social life reached, save along one in variable line struggle with and con quest of opposition. The law of life Is attainment through overcoming. Rev. J. B. Clark, Presbyterian, Detroit, Mich. Redemption. Adam fell and sin came. Redemption was purchased by a slain Jesus and a risen Lord; and we, now, each week, celebrate His day of resurrection In combination with worship of God who commanded and the world was, and who showed His supreme love for man in sacrificing for our redemption, Christ, His Son, i in whom He was well pleased. Rev. I A. J. Henry, Congregationalist, Brook- j lyn, N. Y. - - Work and Win. Do not people some how really feel that to support the church, to be charitable and generous, to observe the formal requisitions of religion, is enough. That they hereby purchase the goal of spiritual attain ment? And how incongruous it is for people to feel so, who know so well that they get nothing in- any other de partment of life without working for itl Work and win is the true law of both the temporal and the spiritual life. Rev. J. B. Clark, Presbyterian, Detroit Mich. - Professing Christians. If you are ac tive Christians, If you make a loud profession of your religion, you may be sure your neighbors will talk about you, and you may congratulate your self If you do not get your name in the papers. They are sure to find some flaw in your character, to weigh against your zeal in God's service. The fellow wlio is merely a silent. Indif ferent member of the church, who never opens his mouth to testify, for Christ, will have a much easier time. Rev. D. M. McLean, Methodist, Bis mark, North Dakota. Modest. "Remember," said the serious man, "that money is not the only thing to be striven for in this life." "Maybe not," answered Senator Sor ghum, "but a whole lot of people think it is, and I am not egotist enough to try to set any new fashions." -Washington Star. The Only One. The man who snugly states that he Is "clothed in righteousness" Believes himself sole patentee Of that peculiar dress. Philadelphia Press. - Give Warning of Approach of flore Serious Trouble. Do you experience fits of depression with restlessness, alternating with extreme irritability, bordering upon hysteria? Are your spirits easily affected so that one minute you laugh, and the next fall into con vulsive weeping? Do you feel something like a ball rising in your throat and threaten ing to choke you ; all the senses perverted, morbidly sensitive to light and sound ; pain in the ovaries, and especially between the shoulders ; sometimes loss of voice; nervous dyspepsia, and almost continually cross and snappy, with a tendency to cry at the least provocation ? If so, your nerves are in a shattered condition, and you are threat ened with nervousprostraticm. Undoubtedly you do not know it, but in nine cases out of ten this is caused by some uterine disorder, and the nerves centering in and about the organs which make you a woman influence your entire nervous system. Something must be done at once to restore their natural condition or you will be prostrated for weeks and months perhaps, and suffer untold misery. Proof is monumental that nothing in the world is better for this purpose than Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound; thou sands and thousands of women have written us so. How firs. Holland, of Philadelphia, suffered among the finest physicians in the country, none of whom could help her finally cured by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. " Dear Mrs. Pimhaw : For over two years I was a constant suf ferer from extreme nervousness, indigestion, and dizziness. Menstruation was irregular, had backache and a feeling of great lassitude and weak ness. I was so bad that I was not able to do my own work or go far in the street I could not sleep nights. "I tried several splendid doctors, but they gave me no relief. After taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound I soon began to feel better, and was able to go out and not feel as if I would fall at every step. I continued to take the "1 cannot say enough in behalf of -Lydia K. Pinkham's medicine, and heartily recommend all suffering women to try it and find the relief I did." Mrs. Florence Hoixand, 622 S. Clifton St., Phila delphia, Pa. (Jan. 6, 1902.) t Another case of severe female trouble cured by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, after the doctors had failed. "Dear Mrs. Ptnkham: I was in poor health for several years. I had female trouble and was not able to do my housework alone. I felt tired, very nervous, and could not sleep. I doctored with several doctors. They doctored me for my stomach, but did not relieve me. I read in your book about your medicine, and thought I would try it. I did so, and am how cured and able to do my work alone, and feel good. I was always very poor, but now weigh one hundred and fifty pounds. "I thank you for the relief I have obtained, and I hope that every woman troubled with fentale weakness will give Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound a trial. I have recommended it to many of my friends.'' Mrs. Maria Bowers, Millers ville, Ohio. (Aug. 15, 190L) Will not the volumes of letters from women made strong by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound convince all of thm virtues of this medicine ? How shall the fact that it -will help them be made plain ? Surely you cannot wish to remain weak, and sick, and discour aged, exhausted with each day's work. You have some derange ment of the feminine organism, and Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound will help you just as surely as it has others. A Strong Character.' One of the novelists, referring to his hero, saya: Hia countenance fell. His voice broke. Hia heart sank. Bis hair rose. Hie eyes blazed. Hia words burned. His blood froze. It appears, however, that he was able to pull himself together and marry the girl in the last chapter. Chicago Record-Herald. Next Thing In Line. The oldest mason is beginning to get his name m the papers again, says the Chicago Record-Herald. Look out for another of George Washington's body servants. murome sores Eating Ulcers, Nothing is a source of so mucn trouble as an old sese or ulcer, particu larly when located upon the lower extremities where the circulation is weak and sluggish. A gangrenous eating ulcer upon the leg is a frightful sight, and as the poison burrows deeper and deeper into the tissue beneath and the sore continues to spread, one can almost see the flesh melting away and feel the strength going out with the sickening discharges. Great running sores and deep offensive ulcers often develop from a simple boil, swollen gland, bruise or pimple, and are a threatening danger always, because, while all such sores are not cancerous, a great many are, and this should make you suspicious of all chronic, slow-healing ulcers and sores, particularly if can cer runs in your family. Face sores are common and cause the greatest annoyance because tney are so per sistent and unsightly and detract so much from one's personal appearance. Middle aged and old people and those whose blood is contaminated and tainted with the germs and poison of malaria or some previous sickness, are the chief sufferers from chronic sores and ulcers. While the blood remains in an unhealthy, polluted condition heal ing is impossible, and the sore wilt continue to grow and spread in spite of washes and salves or any superficial or surface treatment, for the sore is but the dutward siga of some constitu tional disorder, a bad condition of the blood and system which local remedies cannot cure. A blood purifier and tonic is what vou need. Some thing to cleanse the blood, restore its lost properties, quicken the circula tion and invigorate the constitution, and S. S. S. is just such a remedy. S. S. S. reaches these old chronic sores through the blood. It goes to the very root of the trouble and counteracts and removes from the blood all the impurities and poisons, and gradually builds up the entire system and strengthens the sluggish circulation, and when the blood has been purified purifier and tonic combined and a safe and permanent cure for chronic sores and ulcers. If you have a slow-healing sore of any kind, external or internal, write us about it, and our physicians will advise you without charge. , Boos on "The Blood and Its Diseases ' free. v THE SWIFT SPECIFIC COM ATLANTA CJSt medicine until cured. His Business. "What's your prospective son-in law's business?" asked the old friend "Love-making, principally," growled the old man. "At least, I doa't see how he finds time for much of anything else. Chicago Post. Precept and Practice. Oobwigger Several millionaire! have written their opinions as to how to make a fortune. Meritt I read that article. The funny thing is that not one of them ad vised following the plan by which he got rich himself. Judge. Salt Freshens Ink. To prevent a mold in ink infuse piece of salt the size of a hazelnut in each quart. A Constant Drain Upon the System. SORES ON BOTH ANKLES. Gentleman : About ten years are mall sore came on eaeb of my ankles. Dew get into the places and they he came largo, eating ulcers, aid I suf fered Intensely for nearly ten years. I had spent mere than $500.00 try ing to get well when I- chanced to ee 8. 8. 8. advertised in a Memphis paper. I began to take it and was cored. Hy limbs have mover been era or given sae any pain at all ainoe. I have reeosaxsended S. S. S. to a groat nmany people, and am now giving it to my nine-year-old son for Eczema. "Durins" my long siekness Z was living near Memphis, Tenn..but nave since removed to Kansas City, and am now residing at Iff. 614 East Sixteenth Street. Mrs. . A. HARMS. Kansas City, Mo. ana tne system purgea oi sui morom, unhealthy matter the healing process begins, and the ulcer or sore is soon entirely gone. S. S. S. contains no mineral or poison, ous drugs of any description, but is guar, anteed a purely vegetable remedy, a blood Teacher Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? Tommy At the bottom. Chicago Daily News. Mrs. ifcldlett John, why do you al ways call our boy "coffee?" Mr. Kid- lett 'Cause he keeps us awake nights Philadelphia Evening Bulletin. Suggestive. Knlcker Was it an up- to-date wedding?. Knocker Yes, In deed; they threw breakfast food In stead of rice. New York Herald. An absorbing narrative: First Phil- adelphian How is that book? Excit ing? Second Phlladelphlan Why, 1 sat up all day reading It! Town Top ics. At the seaside: Clerk That back piazza Is pretty shaky. It may break down some night. Proprietor Must it be rebuilt? Clerk Oh, no; light it up. Town Topics. At the photographer's: "Have I the pleasant expression you need?" (Voice from under the cloth) Perfectly, sir, "Then let her" go quick, governor; it hurts my face." Life. A New Annunciator. Guest (in cheap lodging house) Say, there ain't no bell in my room. Clerk Dat'U be all right. mister. If youse want anyt'ing wring de towel. See? Chicago News. As denned: "Say, mamma," queried little Mary Ellen, "what's a dead let ter?" "Any letter that is given to your father to mail, my dear." replied the wise mother. Chicago News. Employer Yes, I advertised for a strong boy. Think you will fill the bill? Applicant Well, I Just finished lickin' nineteen other applicants out in de hall. Philadelphia Inquirer ' The Ruling Power. The Peddler I want to see the mistress of the house, The Master Do you? Then step around to the kitchen door and ask for the cook. Cleveland Plain Dealer, Sincerity: "One o' de sad things 'bout dis life," said Uncle Eden, "is dat it's so much easier to depend on de enmity of yoh enemies dan on de friendship of yoh friends." Washing ton Star. Lacked experience: A Mamma Don't let me catch you in a lie again, you naughty boy! Johnny I won't if I can help it; but I haven't had the ex perience that pa has had. Boston Transcript. "I'm glad to see that you respect your parents, Elmer," said the minis ter. "I've just got to do It," replied the little fellow. "Why, either one of them could lick me with one hand." Chicago News. First Explorer We must hurry back. Second Explorer But the North Pole is ours if we keep on, First Explorer But if we don't get back now, we'll be too late for the lec ture season. Life. Had won her: The chronic bachelor finally turned to the quiet man, "who had taken no part in the discussion. "Would you, sir," he said, "marry the best woman in the world?" "I did, was. the reply. Judge. Young Wife What do you do when your husband gets cross and wants to scold? Wife (with experience I read him one or two of the letters he used to write to me before we were mar ried. Baltimore American. Bigby I'm saving up money to go to Europe. Higby Indeed! How are you getting on? Bigby Fine! I've al ready got together enough for the tips, and as soon as I can scare up traveling expenses I'm off. Chicago Daily News. Not a Joke. Giles Take two letters from "money," and one is left. Miles Is that a joke? "Yes, verily." "Well, I know of a fellow who took money from two letters." 'That's a good Joke." "Not it; he got twelve months!" Spare Moments. Patsy Mom, won't yer gimme . me candy, now? Mrs. Casey Didn't Oi tell ye Oi wouldn't give ye anny at all If ve didn't kape still? Patsy Yes'm, but - Mrs. Casey Well, the fenger ye kape still the sooner ye'U get it Philadelphia Press. . . "I reckon 'you won't believe it," re marked Farmer Hayrix, "but that old rooster what jist crow'd' is more'n 20 years old." "Oh, I believe it all right enough," replied the summer boarder. and I am also willing to believe that the old hen we had for dinner was his grandmother. Chicago Daily News. Casey Shure, they do be tellin' me that Big Moike Monohan wot knock ed down be an autymobile, yisterday; wor there any bones broke, I dunno? Conley Troth, an' there wor; th' own er av th divil-wagon got his nose broke, th' chawfer got his jaw broke, anBIg Moike broke th sicond knuckle av'his roight fisht! Puck. Peters Her marriage is like a ro mance. Parr So? Peters Yes; she eloped with her father's chauffeur. The automobile blew up and killed him before they got to the minister. The man who rescued her from the wreck proposed to her on the way home, and was accepted.- They were married yesterday Baltimore Ameri can. . . - . . . No difference: The Frenchman did not know all about the English lan guage. "I.vould like to come see you ver much. In fact, I vould have came only I thought you vere ver busy. I do not like to cockroach upon your time." "Not 'cockroach, that's not right. You should say, 'encroach, encroach.' " "Aha, that Is it, 'hen croach, hencroach." I see. ' I have got der gender of de verb wrong.' Llpplncott's Magazine. Suggesting a Switch. Uncle John How do you like the new minister, Tommy? Tommy I don't like 'im. I think he must 'a been a school teacher onct. Uncle John Why do you think so? TommyCause whenever he talks to me he always holds his hand be hind him. Philadelphia Press. Death to Alcoholics. An attack of typhoid fever, of pneu monia or of erysipelas that would be mild in a sober man will kill one ad dicted-to alcoholics quickly. A Lesson a Gravity. 'Archimedes," reads the pupil, leaped from hia bath shouting 'Eureka! Eureka!' " "One moment, James," said the teacher, "what is the meaning of Eu rea?" "Eureka means I have found it." "Very well. What had Archimedes found?" James hesitates for a moment, then ventures hopefully: "The soap, mum." Judge. , To Break In New Shoes. Always shake in Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder. It cures hot, sweating, aching, swollen feet. Cures corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. At all druggists and shoe stores, 26c. Don't accept any substitute. Sample mailed FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y. Way Up. "And now, young man," said the old parson, solemnly, "let your daily motto be 'On high! " "No, that's my nightly motto," chuckled the sporty youth in the Pana ma. "I spend my evenings on the roof garden." Chicago Daily News. C TO Permanently Cored, wo fits or nervousness Mid afterfiratday'suseofDr.Kllne'sareatNerre Restorer. Send for Free S)2 trial bottle and treatise. Sr. IL H. Kline, Ltd.-831 Arch St.. Philadelphia, Fa An Excuse for Beer. Robert Hoirigan of No. 250 east Twenty-fifth street was arraigned in the Yorkville police court yesterday morning on a charge oi intoxication. In explanation Horrigan said : "Your honcr, I've been wishing and praying for a son for the last ten years. Yesterday the finest baby boy you ever saw came to my house, and I - just couldn't xeep from celebrating." "Well, if that's the case," said the magistrate, "I guess I'll have to let you go." New York American. Btatje or Ohio, Crrr or tolxdo, 1 Lucas County. Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he la the senior parter of the firm of F. J. Cheney & Co., doing business in the City of Toledo, County and State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sum oi ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the use of Hall's Catarrh Curb. FRANK J. CHENEY Bworn to before me and subscribed in my presence, this 6th day of December, A. D. 1886. I "seal! A. W. GLEASON, I Notary Public Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken Internally and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Send for testimonials, free. F. J. CHENEY fe CO., Toledo, O. Sold by druggists, 76c. BaU'i Family Fills are the best. , No Widowhood Yet. "Ah!" sighed the poetess of passion, in a tense tone, "have you never prayed and hoped for death?" "Many and many a time," replied the petulent young beauty, "but it doesn't seem to be any use. My hus band is seventy-five now and he looks to be good for ten years moro at least." Philadelphia Press. 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