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V Colds the Chest Ask your doctor the medical name for a cold on the chest. He will say, “Bronchitis.” Ask him if it is ever serious. Lastly, ask him if he pre scribes Ayer’s Cherry Pec toral for this disease. Keep in close touch with your family physician. /Ayers "Toil had right l«X for yeai it in an instant? "Uy being accidentally mixed up In a train wreck. M> right leg Is a cork leg now " Eighty 1« Plenty, The other morning we saw a man SO years old going into a doctor's office, (t seems to uh that If we were lu we would have enough.—Lacon (Ill.) Jour- sal. e . BURTON H OWARD Leuifv-lh-, (’oiorndo. Assayer and Chemist. Specimen price«: Gold, Hlhrr. Lead, 11 <.. id. Kih» r. 7.x-; Gold 50c: Z.no or Copper, $1. Muilinn envelope« and full pricelist •»rut on appi ¡eat ion. Control and I’mnirc work so licited. Reference: Carbonate National Bank. eÄ’zawrMt- • .caseosa» THE OLD I. LIAULE" Haste of F or CATARRH of the bladder URINARY DISCHARGES etc . C. Gee Wo The Chinese Doctor This wondeful man has made a lifeatudy of the properties of Roots. Herbs and Barks, anti is giving the world the benefit of his services. A No Mercury. Poisons " j-J or Drugs Used. No Operations or Cutting Guarantees to cure Catarrh. Asthma. Lunsr, Stomach and Kidney troubles, and all Private Diseases of M n anti Women. A SURE CANCER CURE JURt received from l’ekin, China-safe, sure and reliable. U..failing in its works. If you cannot call, write for symptom blank and circular. Inclose 4 cents in stamps. CONSULTATION TRtE The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co. 162’j first St., cor. Morrison, Portland, Or. -—------ - - - - - Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Taste Good. Do Good Never Sicken.Weaken orGripe. 11X. 25c. 50c Never sol I in bulk. Thegenu- ine tablet stamped CCC. Guaranteed to cure or your money back. U2Z Material, l.ateat Coa.umplian Cure. British and Atnetii in physicians and students of tuberculosis are much Interested In the claim authoritatively made in London concerning the sue- cess of a new treatment for tubercu losis discovered by William Doig. a layman The nature of the treatment is a poultice containing acite and chlo ride to be placed on the body near the affected membrane or bone. In about a week an ulcer is formed, con nected by what Is called a ray of in flammation with the diseased organ. This forms a duct through which ths pus is drawn out. The ulcer needs to be carefully dressed twice a day with a certain salve. The curs of tbe diseased lungs Is said to be effected In from four to six months. BAKING POWDER Old Favorites Kall, Lee and Willie Gray. (•) si®©® ÎXÎVÎ/Ï Restorative Treatment for Nervous Men Coming from a source of unquestioned authority on the ailments of men, it is presumed to be infallible, while the pro i fession ge erally endorse the ingredients and prescribe them in many diff» rent forms of various diseases. The foil-.wing I formula is highly eflic ent in quickly re storing in nervous exhaustion, melancho * lia. anxiety, timidity in venturing, dizzi ness, heart palpitation, trembling limbs, insomnia, thinness, cold extremities, tired all-in feeling and general inability to do those natural and rational acts upon which d« pends a man’s success and happiness in social and every-day life The instruct! >ns for mixing at home se ■» cretly so that no embarrassment may be . felt are as fol owe: b irst get three ounces of syrup sarsaparilla compound and one ounce compound fluid balmwort: mix and let si and two hours. Th*»n add one ounce compound essence cardiol and one ounce tincture cadomene compound (not carda 0, mom), and mix all together. The direc tions are to take one teaspoonful after each meal and one when retiring, until bounding health and full strength are re stored. Even a few weeks will witness most wonderful results. Astonishing nervous force and equili brium follow the treatment, no matter how serious the case. This contains no opiates whatever and may also be used by women w ho suffer •i with their nerves with absolute certainty (• of prompt and lasting benefits. PINK EYE fluid Wien In Danger. A lady in Clayton. N. J., was caring for her hair when the tonic exploded, badly burning her and furnishing more excitement In the neighborhood than a croupy baby. The pure food people should look into this, for as long as ex plosive hair tonic is sold the bald man is sitting on a confined volcano.—Min- nea oils Journal. QUICKEST WITH SAFETY F TAI CURE HiùiüJt m For the baby often means rest for both mother and child. Little ones like it too—it’s so palatable to take. Free from opiates. A1J Druggists, 23 cents. DISTCMPf R CATARRHAL FEVER ASD ALL NOSE AND THROAT DISEASES Cures the sick and acts ns a preventive for others. Liquid ■'ven on the tong e. Bala for oroodtuares and all others. Best kidney remedy; 50cents and fl a bottle; $5and >10the dozen. Sold by all druggists and horse goods houses, or Bent, express paid, by the manufacturers. SPOHN MEDICAL CO., Chemists, Goshen, Ind. BAND INSTRUMENT LESSONS I«rn to play tom, mualcal instrumanL Musician» make money and make it easy. We teach Cor et. Clarinet. Saxophone. Flute. Piccolo, Slide Trombone Valve Trombone. Alto or Mt.ophone. Tuba and Baritone, direct from Conservatory to pupil at home. Easy to learn. Courses aimple. thorough and complete. Endorsed by United State*» Government and famous musicians. Results guaranteed. Write us now for free sam ple lessons for instrum nt you desire to learn. Prices and terms reasonable. Always works rl^ht NO FAILURES INTERNATIONAL CONSERVATORY OP MUSIC MASONIC TEMPLE, PORTLAND, OREGON. SCHOOL SHOES “WEAR LIKE IRON They wear best where the wear is hardest. Made of selected leather specially tanned to resist exactly the kind of wear a healthy boy or girl will give them. Two layers of leather are sewed in at the tip instead of one. to prevent the toes kicking out. The soles are of extreme toughness. Mayer Special Merit School Shoes are made to fit a child’» foot in a comfortable, natural way that will prevent foot trouble in later years, yet they are stylish and good looking. Only the genuine have the Mayer Trade Mark stamped on the sole. A LEADER WATER SYSTEM IN YOUR HOME Mean« an unfailing- water supply. It means that you will have the nost practi cal Domestic water su ply system now in use. No elevated ;ank. no frozen pipes in winter, no stagnant water in summer no water supply troubles of any sort. Tank placed in basement, out of sight and way. made of pressed steel, will not rust and will last a lifetime. You will I»» pleaded with the LEADER system of furnishing Domestic Water Supply ^A’k tor our rata ><ue and free booklet. How I Solved My Water Supply Problem.” We also make Honorbilt Shoes for men, Leading Lady Shoes, Martha Washington Comfort Shoes, Yerm* Cushion Shoes and Work Shoes. F. MAYER BOOT & SHOE CO. MILWAUKEE WISCONSIN LEWIS & STAVER CO. Portland, Ore. Spokane, Wash, Boise, Idaho. 23 Ounces for 23 Cents BEST AT ANY PRICE “Pretty Katie," Willie said— And there came a dash of red Through the brownness of his cheek— “Boys are strong and girls are weak. And I’ll carry, so I will, Katie’s basket up the hill.” Katie answered, with a laugh, "You shall carry only half.” And then, tossing back her curls. "Boys are weak as well as girls.” Do you think that Katie guesses Half the wisdom she expressed? SERMONS AND SLEEP. Hrgard to Dosing In Church. The French scientists are the most consoling people in the world. They are always working out some explana tion that affords consolation. Here comes one with a theory about sleep ing In churches that will be a relief to both pastor annd sleeper. According to this French psycholo gist's theory, persons are Inclined to "doze” in church because of the de vout attention they pay to the services. "In endeavoring to fix every word In their minds they put themselves Into a sort of trance. It Is about the same as what Is called self-hypnotism, and the more closely one follows the minister the .more likely he is to find himself unable to remain awake. For a good many years the pert par- agraphers have had a great deal to say about church sleepers, and usually the preacher has gotten the worst of the argument. All manner of devices have been suggested by the humorists as aids to lengthy sermons, even to the placing of electric needles in the cush ions to awaken the sleepers at the pres sure of a button by the minister. But now that the inclination to slumber In church has been accounted for upon purely scientific grounds, the remedy for the evil will probably be abated In a practical way—perhaps by encourag ing the employment of pastors who are incapable of holding one's attention at all.—Dayton News. .New New l.ialener. England, Mr. Bauld—What do you traot to be when you grow up. Johnny? Johnnie—I want to be a musician. Mr Bauld—A musician! Why? Johnnie—Yes. sir-ee; I wanter be a pled piper. Just think of all the pie he must get!—Boston Herald. "SaV." said the country resident to the city Clerk In the furniture store, I want tn lo«>k at one of them 'here if >n ireaus. I un-b I the re t!u latest things out."—Detroit F ee Pr»*». 1 To Breal in New Shoes. Al way« shake in A lieu's 1- oot-Ease, a powder. It cures hot, sweating, aching, swollen le t. lures corn . Ingrowing nails and bunions. At all druggists and shoe « --res, z.'x*. liont accept •:ii' Ham pie mailed FREE. Address Allen Olmsted, lx* Roy,Y. One on <be Old A J T ower C o . B oston . U.S a T ower C anadian C o . umitko . T oronto . C am . Maa. l.ateat Achievement of Science. The young man bent forward. said "Walt a moment, Herbert," Amelia, producing an implement a few inches long, shaped like a tennis rack- et. made of silver and specially pre pared silk gauze, and holding It up be fore her lips "Now. Herbert." Then they took their first disinfected kiss.—Chicago Tribune t----- " “You didn't learn your letters very well when you were a boy, did you. grandpa?" l.esaon from /1 GUA^TFD WATTPPffOOF' “Grandpa, how many letters !n ths alphabet have more than one syllable?** “Let me see. Tommy; a. b. c. d. e. Ibe Vast. Growth of III. Idea. "Remember, my son, there is no short cut to learning.” “O, yes. there Is. dad. All you have to do nowadays is to read live tc-et of books " FAMILY COUGH SYRUP Painless Dentistry Out of town p«opls can have their plats and Uridgework fla. i»hed in one day if nrretiFary. Cures Any Cough In Five Hours. NEW PRESCRIPTION HERE. Here is given the most effective cough prescrip Wn will give you a rood tion known to the medical world. It is a nr Id 22k gold or porcelain laxative, too. and this is what a body needs when crown for $3.50 Buffering with cough and cold on the lungs A cough or cold indicates poisons in the system, Molar Crowna 5*^0 causing inflammation and congestion. Nearly all 22k Bridge Teeth 3.50 cough -yrups relieve, but make the trouble wor e Gold Fillinga 1.00 by their constipating effects. This prescript ion not only relieves quickly, but it cures any c- uvh Enamel Fillinga 1.00 that is curable. Get o’ <■ half ounce fluid wild Silver Fillinga .50 cherry b irk. one ounce compound essence cardiol and three ounct s syrup w hite pine compound. Mix Inlay Fil' nga 2.50 in a bottle Take for acute cough or bronchitis Good Rubber _ Plate» 5.00 twenty drops every half hour for four hours. Thon one-half to ore teaspoonful three or four Best Red Rub- — times daily Give chi dren it according to age. 0B. W. A. Witt, Pennon tar Mman ber Platea , '^2 A few hours' treatment wi I cure and he >1 the 32 vi«» iiuaittNie Manawo Pa r,less Extr'tion . UU throat and lungs of all but consumptives. Cut WORK GUARANTEED FOR 15 YEARS this out anti give it to sonic friend who may need Painless Extraction F r» « m hen r lutes or bridgo work it to be saved from an eariy death by consump isordered. Consultation Free, Y> o cannot get bet log painlFfK work done an -where. All work fully <unr> tion. unto«*«!. Modern e!-•< t ric equipiiicnt. Bust mH hods. Merely Postponed. Mrs. Hewligus (having freed her mind)^—Why don't you answer me. If you can? Mr Hewligus (helping himself to more meat) — It’s unwholesome to quar rel while eating dinner, madam. I'll have good and plenty to say to you after a while. : Wise Dental Co. Tnntn ash . 8 ib . PCRTLAN D. OREGON OFFICE ROUES; S A- U. to S F. M. loudaya, • to L No. 42 -09 P N U I Tl'lll.l'i writing to advertiser» please I I rl mention this paper. For Infants and Children. . ALCOHOL 3 PER CENT The Kind You Have Always Bought Avertable PreparatonforAs similaiin^ihcFbodandRi'i’uia (ing Hie S Kioacfis anJUods of Bears the T neants /T hilprln Signature Promotes Digestionfhtrrfd nessand Restlontaiiis neittwr Opium.Morphine norMtatral. of i N ot N arcotic . Ahv'c >.eotù ûcSMJirnan Pnphn Stfd“ <■ J AMeSttts- I • Wrnto/- m rurvgp. I ? r I I Aperteci Remedy forCmsllpi tlon, Sour Stoniach.Dlarrtoti Worms .C omuls ions .Feverid ncss awl Loss of S leep . Facsimile Sijnaw» NEW YORK. Atb months old jÿDpSlA-J5CEHTS GuarvMfftLunder 11* F Exact Copy of Wrapper. A the» rlcal »tar .-n't bright «nougb to Uiuu «at» the ■ age. 'T y wear well and they keep you dry while you are wearing them EVERYWHERE Milkman. "Good-morning, madam,” said the slender, solemn faced man with the pe cullarly unnatural looking hair. “1 am introducing ¿ny new butter, which I sell at a much lower price than that charged by other refiner—I mean creameries.” "It has a strange smell,” says the housewife, sniffing at the package. “It smells as if It had been close to coal oil.” "Petroleum, madam, Is one of our greatest health giving agents." explain ed the stranger. "Besides, when the butter gets old you can melt it and burn it In your lamp. Two pounds? Thank you, madam. We should all re jotce In doing good. Here are 110,000, 000 for your husliand to build a college with.” And the new milkman stepped blithely out of the yard.—Life. In Good The Mistress—Katie, you should not talk so much. The Maid—No. ma'a.m. “No; you should understand that it Is your place to listen." “I do that, ma'am." "I naver saw you whan you were, then.” “No, ma'am; you never saw ma when I was listening because I waa on the other side of the keyhole, ma'am.—Yonkers Statesman. Horatius wan holding the bridge. "The boss of the ward,” he gasped, “told me this was fin easy job. and I wouldn't have anything to do!" The discovery of the fact, however. • hat he had been tricked into believing the position to be merely a saloon keeper's perquisite had only the effect of making him fight all the harder to hold It.—Chicago Tribune In a porch she sits, and lol Swings a basket to and fro. Vastly different from the one That she swung in years agone; This is long, and deep, and wide. And has—-rockers at the side! A CoiuforliiiK Theory in or your money back A What He Wanted. FREK-tf you will »end us the name of • dealer who d.., set handle Special Merit School Slioee we will »end you. fr««. post- . J paid, a handaoWe picture, aise 15x20, of Georgs Washington. g Costs YOU Less NO TRUST PRICES They had cheeks like cherries red; He was taller—'most a head; She. with arms like wreaths of snow. Swung a basket to and fro; As she loitered, half In play. Chattering to Willie Gray. The ? Makes the Baking Sweeter, Lighter They were standing where a brook. Bending like a shepherd's crook. Flashed its silver, and thick ranks Of green willow fringed the banks; Half In thought and half in play, Katie Lee and Willie Gray. Katie lives with Willie Gray. Stiff neck ! Doesn’t amount to much, but mighty disagreeable. You’ve no idea hpw quickly a little Hamlins Wiz ard Oil will lubricate the cords and make you comfortable again. COMPLIES WITH ALL PURE FOOD LAWS Two brown heads with tossing curls. Red lips shutting over pearls. Bare feet white and wet with dew, Two eyes black and two eyes blue; Little boy and girl were they, Katie Lee and Willie Gray. In process of time it wa s observed that Che multimillionaire philanthropist had ceased living costly library build- Pettit’s Eye Salve for Over 100 Years Inga to towns and cities "Why Is this, Mr. Canaggy?” the ra- has been used for congested and in- Men are only boys grown tall. i flamed eyes, removes film or scum Hearts don't change much, after all; porters asked him. "Young men," he said. 'what Is the ■ over the eyes. All druggists or How- And when, long years from that day, use of building great houses for Il I ard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y. Katie Dee and Willie Gray braries when all a man needs for an Stood again beside the brook. Illa Summer Game. education is live feet of books?” Bending like a shepherd's crook. Whereat they marveled, but they A summer game my fancy suits— could not answer him.—Chicago Trib It Is the game of picking routes. Is It strange that Willie said. une. Ah. often has ambition soared While again a dash of red To routes that I could ne'er afford. Crossed the Brownness of his cheek, Another Bonun Tumbo Jingle. I study folders, and the trains. "I am strong and you are weak; (Contributed by a depraved outsider.) And find rare pleasure for my pains; Life Is but a slippery steep, A lion then sprang into view. And yet. 'tls strange. I never use Hung with shadows cold and deep. And roared. "There’s no use flyin’! The routes that thus I pick and choose. I'm going to make a meal, uf you!" —Cleveland News. "Will you trust me, Katie dear? But he caught the lion lyin'. Walk beside me without fear. I-eft a Name ItcliI nd Him. May I carry, if I will. Fly In the Ointment. Daniel—Hello. Jim! Who be yew All your burdens pp the hill?” ‘‘At to this polar discovery,” said ths »digging that ’ole for? And she answered with a laugh, distinguished naturalist, "I have only Jim—Old Lawyer Skinner—’e died "No, but you may carry half.” one regret." yesterday. “And that Is------ ’’ Close beside the little brook, Daniel—Oh. what complaint? "That the ship In which Peary sailed Jim—Not a word o' complaint Fam Bending like a shepherd's crook. for the arctics bears ths name of a Washing with Its silver hands. tropical explorer and wild animal kill ily rather pleased than otherwise.— I.ate and early at the sands. er.”—Chicago Tribune Ally Sloper's. Is a cottage, where, to-day, »»'V »"»tXi't i'SXlXS AT DRUGGISTS.OR TRIAL B0)£ BY MAIL 50c FROM PLAMTEN.9 3 HENRY ST.3ROOKLYNN? — BEWARE OF IMITA’IONS. "I t»nd Cascarets «o good that I would not be without them. I was troubled a great deal with torpid liver and headache. Now since taking Cascarets Candy Cathar tic I feel very much better. I shall cer tainly recommend th< in to my friends as | the best medicine I have ever seen." ' Anna Bazinet, Osborn Mill No. z, Fall River, Mass. St uiil.orn. “I.oogy yuh. Brudder Tump’" said Parson Ragder while the congregatiot was aisemoling in Ehenezer ciiapel Æ Wo We pubi publish our formulae “I un'erslood yo' to nomemate dat yo Wo banish alcohol would bring our urrin' Brudder Borai from our msdiojns« • We urge you to Smith to de revival yuh to-night." I consult your doctor “I done did muh best to 'compllsb muh prognostication, pahson.” replied When you tell your doctor about the bad Brother Tump, holding forth an ob taste in your mouth, loss of appetite for sreakfast, anJ frequent headaches, and ject which markedly resembled a dark »hen he sees your coated tongue, he will coniplexioned oyster, "but dat 'ar gam say, “ You are bilious.” Ayer's Pills blin' man. our urrin' Brudder Borai work well in such cases. Smith, was sawtuh reluctant an' handy —Mod, Uy lbs J. C. Ajar Co.. Lowell. Maas.----- wld his razzali. I dess nachij couldn't bring de gen le man pttssonly but dis yuo am eue uv his cars!”— It >H«ht Be Wsrse. Puck. Restless Roger—It always makes ms Bad, old pal. to think that this earth is •Wo-thirds water. Kandy Pikes—O, cheer up’ Suppose the rest of It was soap Instead of land. —Ally Slopcr's. Î r Visiting n«y. Mr» A was more shocked •h»i amused when, in reply to hor question "Wbo was at Sunday school this morn tn-:." her 4-yearold daughter said, "Everybody but Jeans.** "Why. my dear.” said Mrs A . “wherever did you get such an idea;" "He was out visiting this morning,” the little lady confidently said “Daughter," said Mrs. A., “who told you su n a «’er> " ' "Nobody didn't tell me. mother, but thev just kept singing It over and over again: ‘Jesus is calling, lies calling today.'”—Sucee-s Magazine. For Over Thirty Years I