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KlflTIT PAGES. DAILY EAST QKEGONIAN, PENDLETON, OKEGON. OXDAY, DECEMBER 0, 1012. PAGE SEV EX. ARMAGEDDON IS AGAIN PRODUCED Washington, Dec. 9. The battle of Armageddon was rcstaged and reen acted for the benefit of the states men of the nation who assembled at the Gridiron club dinner Saturday night, The man who stood at Arma geddon 3000 years ago after the fight was not present. Besides the struggle which was dis covered and made lanious by the col onel, there was a Bull Moose fight, a search for a vice-president al goat, a meeting of the senate committee that is trying to find out who paid campaign contributions and why the organization of a new party to be known as the "Sone of the Landslide " ihe glrldlron guide to off.ceseekers and many other topical songs. The strike of the waiters, one of the features, happened Just before the fish course. The manager of the Njw tVUIara breezed into the room wearing a business suit of clothes. He held an anxious conversation with Secretary Shrlver and both went over to President Gurthe, w,ho told the guests solemnly that ow ng to a little .i.iculty with the help the dinner would go on merrily without the food and drink, which the guests felt they of right ought to expect. When a howl from the guests arose at this Information the club mem bers arose en masse and went out and got the terrapin, which is always t.ie star feature of the dinner. So ably did they perform that the wait- CLASSIFIED DIRECTORY Livery, feed and sale stable. Good figs at all times. Cab line in connec tion. 'Phone Main 70. MISCE LLA X EO 118. LHCAL BLANKS OF EVERT DE strlptlun for county court, circuit court, justice court, real estate, etc., for wale at East Oregonlan office ENGRAVED CARDS, INVITATIONS wedding announcements, embossed private and business stationery, etc Very lutes styles. Call at East Ore gonlan office and see samples. KKATEKNAL ORDERS. I'ENDLEAN LODGE No 52 A. l and A. M-. meets the V first and third Mondays of each month. All visiting brethren are Invited. DAMON LODGE N. 4 ' K. of P., meets every Mon day evening In I. O. O. F .v hall. Visiting brothers cor dially invited to attend. J. G. Finney, C. C; It. W. Fletcher, K. n s. DENTISTS. DR. THOMAS VAUGHAN, DENTIST. Office in Judd building. "Phone Main 73. DR. JAMES E. SHARP, DENTIST. Office, Room 12, Temple Building. Phone Main 190. VETERINARY SURGEONS. nRirc.MT Stock Inspector, Office at Koep pen's Drug Store. Phone Main 415 Residence, 315 East Court street. Res. Phone Alain 69. C. W. LASSEN, M. D. V., GRADU ate of McKillip Veterinary College of Chicago. Office phone Main 20 Res 516 Bush St., phone Main 27. PHYSICIANS. H. S. GARFIELD, M. D., HOMEO pathlc physician and surgeon. Of fice Judd ' ck. Telephone: Office, black 3411; residence, red 2633. FUNERAL DIRECTORS. JOHN S. BAKER, FUNERAL Di rector and licensed embalmer. Opposite puptoffJce. Funeral parlor. Two funeral cars. Calls responded to Jqv niThl 'Phnne Main 75 INSURANCE" AND LAND BUSINESS HARTMAN ABSTRACT CO., MAKES reliable abstracts of title to all lands In Umatilla county. Loans on city and farm property. Buy's and scIIa all kinds of real estate. Does a general brokerage business. Fays taxes and makes Investments for no resldents. Write fire, life and acci dent insurance. References, any bank 1 Pendleton. JAMES JOHNS. Pres. C. H MARSH. Sec. M. V. TURLEY. M. D., OFFICE WITH Lynn K. Blakeslee, M. D., Judd building. Residence phone, Main 554; office phone, Main 72. GEORGE W. COUTTS, ATTORNEY at law, estates settled, wills, deedf mortgages and contracts drawn. Col lections made Room 17, Schmid' block. era. accord ng to the manager be- p- Job. Among the guests who seemed most displeased about the prospective lack of food were President Taft, who bore no scars of the recent conflict; Speaker Clark and Chairmen Mc Combs, Hilies and Dixon, who played the talking and directing parts in an Incident which was closed November i S. FREDERICK STEIWER, ATTORNET at law. Office In Smith-Crawford building. LOWELL & WINTER, ATTORNEYS and consullors at law. Office in Despaln building. JOHNSON & SKRABLE, ATTOR neya at law. Office in Despair building. RESTAURANTS. CHINA RESTAURANT. NOODLES and chop suey. Ung D. Goey, prop At the old stand, Alta street in real of Tallman Drug Co. SECOND-HAND DEALERS. vTTltolHlFrDlAEPTN NEW and second-hand goods. Cash pa!J for all second-hand goods bought Cheapest place in Pendleton fo buy household goods. Call and get hU prices. 210 E. Court street. Phon Black 3171. CHIROPRACTIC NEUROPATH For quick results and a permanent cure of all nervous, and chronic diseases,! see Dr. J. E. Holder, Temple, Bldg. ATTORNEY'S. RALE Y & RALEY, ATTORNEYS AT law. Office In American National Bank Building. JAMES A. FEE. ATTORNEY AT law Office In Despaln building. BENTLEY & LEFFING WELL, REAL estate, fire, life and accident Insur ance agents New location. 815 Main street. Phone Main 404. LIVERY AND FEED STABLE. CITY LIVERY STABLE, THOMPSON street, Carney & Bradley. Props. CARTER & SMYTHE. ATTORNEYS at law. Office in rear of American National Bank building. JAMES B. PERRY. ATTORNEY AT law. Office over Taylor Hardware Company. MISCELLANEOUS. NOTICE TO STOCKHOLDERS No tice Is hereby given that there will be an anual meeting of the stock holders of the East Oregonlan Pub lishing company on Wednesday, De cember 4, 1912, at 4 o'clock p. m.. at the office of said company In Pendle ton, Oregon, for the purpose of elect ing officers for the ensuing year. C S. Jackson, president; L. D. Drake, secretary. PETERSON & WILSON. ATTOR-1 m-ys at law, rooms 3 and 4 Smith- I Crawford building. I i DOUGLAS W. 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Let us do the same lor you absolutely without obligation Model 5, $75.00 No Eitrat Frazi r-Mplson Co., Agents 'endleton, Oregon SHE FOUND rOOIt BILL WAS A MUCH MALIGNED IIOItSK "I had forgotten about horses," said the girl who likes to talk, "until I had been v siting the Owllngs In the country for three days. Then Mrs. Owline said she had to go to the vll- iage to buy provisions. She sighed i when she said It to my my surprise, because there seemed to De notning especially tragic in the prospect. But Mrs. Owling's brow grew more trou bled. 'I'll have to drive Bill!' she moaned. " 'Well, what of it?" a inquired. "Mis. Owling regarded me in a hurt sort f a way. 'What of it!' ehe echoed. 'vny,. he's a horse in the first place and ht's horribly danger ous. I can't tell you how many times he has run away. It makes me pos itively ill to think of him' " 'Why on earth,' I asked, 'do you keep him then?" " 'Oh,' suid Mrs. Owling, 'we need him about the place. If the man were here he could drive Bill for us!' "That 'us gave me a jolt. It seem ed to imply that Mrs. Owling intend ed to have company in whatever dis aster lay In store for her. "Am I to go along on this expedition?" I in quired aghast. " 'Of course!' Mrs. Owling cried with feverish enthusiasm. 'The coun try is perfectly lovely in autumn and I "wouldn't have you miss it for any thing! If you want to I'll let you do the driving.' She ended with a great air of nonchalance, although I looked at her sternly. "Once when I was too young to know better 1 had driven a horse, so I didn't back down at this crisis. 'Let s go look at Bill,' I answered. "Mrs. Owling paused at the stable door and then tiptoed in as though she expected Bill to rush out and bite hc-r if his meditations were rudely ntnrhed. Somewhere in the half- gloom a tail switched and Mrs. Ow ling grabbed my arm and screamed with her hand against her heart. I was getting nervous myself by this t,"bh. she gasped. 'I thought he hud got loose!' It was precisely the tone that the keeper of a ferocious man eating tiger would have used -Bill proved to be a large bony, gray animal built on the Gothic style. He rolled one eye at us casual ly and then stamped a forefoot Mrs. Owling shrieked again. " 'Bucy,' said I, nrmiy, siup we have got to harness this creature lot s begin! Sunset is only eight hours distant! What goes on h.m first this corset thing or his shoes and stockings?" , "We finally got Bill dressed and tied to the surrey, and he had been so amiable that I grew quite peevish at Mrs. Owling. 'I can't see.' I said why any one should be atraid of him. He's as lumbering as a cow and he's half asleep!" " 'That's because you don't know anything at all about him!' Lucy re- torted, indignantly, 'ties "'-""" . . .i 1 Tiiut vmi wait!' I quaked inside when I picked-up those reins. Bernaps meie suspected depths in Bill's nature A e started. Bill raised one foot and then u iiVi such a. whack that my fplt the impact. Then he raised and lowered a second, a third, a fourth. I was immensely thankful that he wa not a centipede. We moved forward a yard. Then he repeated the performance. "I reached for ihe whip, but Mrs. Owl.ng caught my arm. 'Don't.' she shrieked, piteously. 'Oh. don t! Do vou want us to be killed!' " "Once we met an automobile and Lucy climbed right out. shrieking at me because I stuck to the ship. The road was narrow, so I turned BUI out on one side and gripped the lines murderously as the macnine ap proached. I felt sorry for the car it BiU decided to jump that way instead of Into the ditch. He blinked ns it .liitiViorl hv and never stopped switch ing his tail. The awful moment had passed. "I.ucv climbed back, still pale. She said there ought to bo a law against ( automobiles and she couldn't Imagine i why Bill hadn't smashed things. "We got into town at last and ; Lucy made me hitch Bill on a side; street because she said she wouldn't; risk him on Main stret in the crowd. 1 She said sho hoped he wouldn't pull up the telephone pole that I tied him to or anv thing. I "On the way home I managed to eke Bill a surreptitious blow or two with the whip, and when he lunged forward Lucy grabbed the air and whimpered, 'There! Didn't I tell . you? What on earth did he shy at?' "Bill nlodded into the barn with no more animation than he had when he starter. Lucy tumbled out with a deep sigh of reiief. 'My!' she cried. 'I'm thankful we're at home again safe and sound! I consider that we had a very narrow escape with that automobile and then again when the factory whlstlo blew don't you?' " 'Yes, Lucy,' I to'.d ner. 'I think wo had a perfectly narrow escape from going to sleep both going1 and coming!' " Boston Post. 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