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V '1 Jr i fci if V-i & ! 'Sis': 'rtl'.l.' 1 - r I THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 4. 1902. Exclusively lor Women. The Eastern Cloak, Salt, Skirt and Waist Factory Is now running full blast. By calling you will find a large vari ety of styles and prices, With the facilities of our own factory and being in close contact with the largest and most success ful designers and manufacturers of these garments, we are enabled at all times to display in this sec tion the largest and most desir able collection. In dressmaking we can give you quick service. All Work Guaranteed. In Old Pendleton Shoe Store, 645 Main Street. Ed. Eben, Prop. DROLL CHARACTER' "COUNSELOR" NOLAN WAS A OF THE NEW YORK BAft WIT "The Girl From Up There." Bays there isn't a collar, cuff or shirt front laundered anywhere in the coun try that can compare with our laundry work. The color and finish are su perb, and they always give .genuine satisfaction to our patrons. Ladies' Some of the- Quaint 9y!njc of T&ta Plctnreaqne Leeal light. Who For lean Kept Gotham'a Jndarea and In a book entitled "The. Barrister" Charles Frederick Stanebury has brought together the best of the anec dotes of Tom Nolan, who .was known popularly among members of the New York bar ns "Counselor Nolan." For many year the counselor kept Judges and lawyers of New York laughing, and at political conventions he was one of the Important, if not serious, attrac tions. The counselor was himself sul generis. His drollery was individual. Borne characteristic stories from Mr. Stansbury'B collection are here set down: At a political convention a friend asked Nolan: "Isn't It strange, counselor, that your friend Croker, who is such a mighty power down your way, does not get a nice political job for himself V The barrister drew himself up, look ing his Inquisitor over from the corner of his eye, and then replied, with se verity: " 'T!b a peanut brain you have. Clancy, to ask me that. Is there anny Job he hasn't got?" Judge Horace Kussell told the follow ing story: Nolan once had a client ' whose name was Mrs, Morlarlty. After her case had been placed upon the 1 calendar Mrs. Morlarlty appeared ev ery day lc Nolan's office with her elev- j en witnesses. Finally the case reached the top of the calendar, and isoinn was on hand to try it The opposing coun sel asked for a postponement Nolan I fought the postponement with great eloquence, laying much stress upon the fact that Mrs. Morlarlty had been put to enormous trouble and expense of ' AAmlH,. n. Joe in Ma nfVtno trlth hir eleven witnesses. Judge Dugro, who was sitting, was not convinced ep- 1 pnrently by Nolan's perfervid oratory ( and granted the adjournment. Then the barrister arose. "Tour honor," said he, "has seen fit to grant n postponement of the case, and. while I humbly submit to the rul ing of the court, yet 1 would like to ask your honor to do me a personal favor." "Certainly, counselor, with pleasure," replied Judge Dugro. "What Is it?" "Go you to my office," thundered the barrister, "und Inform Mrs. Morlarlty shirt waists are also laundered in a manner mat niaKes tnem looK line tnIg nse uas been postponed." new, and the color is preserved longer ' Witty and keen as Nolan was, he than by having them done by any I once In awhile got the worst of an en other method. j counter with a witness, as the follow ing incident illustrates: The plaintiff. Mr. Foley, was suing t XT .1 nn,nlnai1 1 ...ft- Pendleton. I , .T.,. n t v,i. donkey to escape from bis stable and THE DOMESTIC J. F. Boblnson, Prop. LAUNDRY BUY YOUR LUMBER AT THE Oregon Lumber Yard Alta St , opp. Court House. PRICES AS LOW AS THE LOWES! For All Kind of Building Material Including Doors Windows Screen Doors and Windows Building Papei Lime Cement Brick and Sand Ami Don't Forget Our Wood Q utter For Barns and Dwellings Laatz Bros. FOR Wood, Coal and Building Material Delivered Promptly. We are in the transferinf; and trucking business and are pre pared to move light or heavy arti cles. OFFICE MAIN ST., Hear Depot, Telephone Main 51. trespass upon plaintiff's lawn. Foley is in the witness box. Barrister Nolan (for defendant) Tou say that Mr. W.'s animal caused all this Injury to your property? Foley Yes, sor. Barrister Where did you first see this donkey? Foley Tied up in defendants stable. Barrister Where did you next see him? Foley On me premises. Barrister How do you know it was the same donkey? Foley (emphatically) If I saw yex tied up in the sthable. don't yes sup pose I'd know yez whin yea got loose? The barrister excused Mr. Foley. It was In the old superior court be fore Judge David McAdam and a Jury, and the barrister wns trying a case on behalf of the plaintiff in a negligence suit against the Twenty-third street crosstown railroad, which was con trolled by Jacob Sharp, who afterward gave the name of "boodle aldermen" to the world. On rising to sum up on be half of his client Nolan launched forth ..USE PURE.. Artificial Ice ST. PAUL'S Boarding and Day School for Girls WALLA WALLA, WA8H Flnlahlnr and accredited college preparatory eouraea. llujiea apeclalty: Voice, Tlolln and piano. Tbe Her Andreaa Hard, Prealdent ot TnutMC. Mlae Imogen Boyer. Principal. Tarma W0 to JAOO. ralapnon Main 100. No Sediment to Foul Your Refrigerator No Disease Germs to Endanger Your Health vah orsdIll & ROSS Into an attack upon-Sharp, who. had in no manner appeared in the cose. Rais ing his voice to a pitch that could be heard by citizens in the City nail park, he concluded bis peroration ns follows: "And who, glntlemcn of the Jury, Is Jacob Sharp? I will tell you, glutle men. He Is a man so lost to all his slnse of ethics and the rights of man that for the sake of palthry prospec tive dividends he would run a railroad up your spine and make tics out of your ribs P When the bar of the city of New lork gave a dinner at Delmonlco's in honor of former Justice Abraham IL Lawrence on his retirement from th beach, one of the remarks Nolan mad was: "There's Recorder Smyth. He's a good Judge, a folne Judge, but be thinks very man ought to go. to prison at least wance," Nolan on one occasion was a candi date for a municipal office, and In the course of his canvass he asked a wo man of his acquaintance If she would use her Influence in obtaining for him her husband's vote. "Sure, I will," Bald the woman. "Are we not ever lastingly grateful to you ever since you tot my husband off for stealing a gun?'' "No, no, my dear woman," cried the barrister, "not for stealing a gun, but for the alleged stealing of a gnu." "Alleged be bothered." replied the woman. "Come up stairs ana i ll snow you the gun." Once arguing a case Id behalf of clients who were sailors and while In the midst of an exhaustive display of nautical scholarship Nolan was Inter rupted by the court: "How comes It, counselor, that you possess such a vast knowledge of the sea?" "Does your honor think," responded Nolan, "that I came over in a hack?" Dress Goods Tile Heonomlcnl 31nl, The mule is ready to begiu work two or three years earlier than the hone. He can be put to pretty heavy pulling when he Is three years old. and from that time until he is forty. If he has fair trentment and does not meet with an accident, he is not likely to lose any time. He is not subject to the many ailments to which the horse Is a vic tim, at least not to any great degree. He lives about twice as long, and his actual period of usefulness Is nearly three times as long, for "the horse is really not fit for heavy Bcrvlce'untll he is five years old or after he Is twenty. while a mule will often do good service for forty years, and they have been known to work fifty, according to one writer, without being turned out at any time during all that long period. Like the ass, the mule will live npon next to nothing, and during all his for ty years of hard service a mule will not require and generally does not get hnlf the feed necessary to sustain a horse during bis much shorter period of usefulness. We nave a new lot of those cele brated Broadhead Dress Goods. The best wearing, medium priced materials on the market. r Styles of new Waist n n Materials at per yd, X U 15c, 25c, 63c, 75c and UUU SCHOOL SUPPLIES Pencils, lc; pen holders, lc; pencil erasers, lc; pens, per dozen, 3c; pencil tablets, 3c; ink tab lets, 5c; composition books, 5c; 14 colored crayons, 5c. BOYS' CLOTHING Where? AHanlce Growa. The Island of Jamaica produces about all the allspice that is used. It is known also as pimento, or Jamaica pepper. The tree on which the berries grow is ever green, and the flowers grow in dense clusters. These develop into small green aromatic berries, the size of black pepper. If nllowed to ripen, they be come pulpy and lose some of their pun gency. For commercial purposes the berries are gathered when green, care fully dried In the sun and afterward packed in bags Holding ICO to 180 pounds and shipped. Pimento trees grow in many parts of tropical Amer ica, but nowhere do they thrive as in Jamaica. The trees are never planted by man and receive no cultivation worthy of the name. The seeds are dropped by the birds, and the rains and the tropical sun do the rest Surplus trees are cut down and become walking sticks and umbrella handles. This spice Is more mild and innocent than most other spices. tie Won tbe Yonnarater. The Dev. Dr. Mackenzie of San Fran cisco was once calling on a new pa rishioner who had a "limb" of a boy. She bad invited the doctor to dine. "Willie," she said to her hopeful, "pass Dr. Mackenzie a potato." Willie seized the potato between thumb and finger, and before his moth er could utter a horrified remonstrance he had tossed it across the table and squarely into the good man's lap. "Judgment!" cried Willie. "One strike:" quoted the quick wit ted clergyman. "Willie. leave the table!" stormed his mother. "Madam." said the minister, "do not Judge him harshly. See how beautiful ly he put the sphere oter the plate." And from that time there wasn't a more earnest worker In all the big Sun day school than that same Willie. Boys' clothing, hats, caps and shoes; children's handkerchiefs, lc, 3c and 5c; children's hose, good quality, 10c; girk' Tam o'Shanter caps, 39c; boys' caps, good materials, a 25c value for 15c. t trULUt Two Hospitals Said Diabetes. Brlght's Disease and Dlabete Arc Positively Curable. UMBER Gray's Harbor Com. Co. Opp. W: & C. R. Depot Care For Hleeoaarh. Hiccough usually attacks persons of nervous temperament and young chil dren who have overloaded the stom ach. It may also be induced by eating foods which have been too highly sea soned. The moat useful remedy and perhaps the moat Inoffensive and tbe best con sists iu sucking a piece of sugar which has previously been steeped in vinegar or drinking a spoonful of good vinegar in which some sugar has been dis solved. If this Is not at once successful, a second spoonful is certain to be so. Peopla either cared or recovering from t&a bore dlaeaMS are In ersry nard In tbtaeltr. Mra. C. O. Matbeweon, proprietor of the Clifton Hotel, Ml Powell atreet, la osa of thn. aad makea this statement: K3 fowtn St, Sac Traaetaea, Jfer. tl. mt. Tor two jean I loitered sreatlr from dlatntaa. rtnanr I had to (o to one of the hMpltak. tolas la one of thU eltr rrry box. Threa phjfdnj ther confirmed my eaia aa dlabetra, aad pal ma aader treatment aad ilrlct diet. Getting no relief, I went home. I rot itead!7 warn and went to another wnknowa eltr hospital. The pbjataiana there akn aald dlatetee, and (tated that ther cookl protons mr Ufa, hat that 1 con Id nerer be well I left the hce pltal after a few month completely broken down, the percentage of near helot: 11 per cent. U waa at thU Juncture I heard of the Fnlton Compoond and entforlt. The Kcond and third weeka I besaa to leep onlnterroptedlj, and found that the awfnl thirst I had Uffered with fnr mm t MAM K . left me. I am now an entlrelr dlfterent ixnoii. thoagh Kill Uklas It to Iran permanencr. I bare I recommended It to a nnmter an rettlnr favorable malt. One wu a warm friend and aaothar li a Berkeley attorney who had Brlfbt'i Dlieaie and h bow perfectly mtored. I dUllke publicity, bat it: that thli thin oof ht to be known. Ilea. C.C. aUrntawaoa-. Medical worxi acree that Brlrht'a Discus sad Dlabotea are Incurable, but 87 peroeot. are poaltlrely recovering nsder the Tultoo Com poonda. (Common forma ot kidney complaint and rcettmatltm offer but abort reaiatanoe. Prtoo, II for tbe Bright DiaeaM sod fJJO for (be Diabetic Compound. John 3, Fulton Co , 9 Montgomery atreet, San Francisco, aole com potwdefs. JTree teata made for patiaala. De tailpUTe pamphlet mailed tna, F. W. Schmidt & Co, Sole Agent. When getting figures from others on that lumber bill of yours, don't forget to come and see us. We carry a large stock of all kinds of Building Material including shingles, door, win dows, moulding, screen doors and windows in fact, every thing that is found in a first class lumber yard. PENDLETON-UKIAH STAGE LINE 8TURDI V ANT BR08., Props. Stage leavea Pendleton dally, except Sundays, ai i a. iii.f lur uKiu aaQ wiermcaiai vcuDia, BaleetTn Pilot Kock,73o; Illot Hock and re turn. il.is: To Wye. 11,26. 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