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V v.. HD MOKXIXG ASTOKIW StNIU., AIT.IST II WOl rrr Tetephono Main 661. TERM3 OF SUBSCRIPTION. DAIUT. Sent by mail, poc yar Smt by mail, per month 8crved by carrier. Pr month.. .J6.00 . .W . .60 SEMI-WBEKi-T. Sent by mall, per year, in advance, $1.00 All communications Intended for pub lication should be directed to "Editor Astorlan." BuoUiess communication of all klnda and remittance must be addressed to "Ttie Astorlan Publisn lng Co.- The Astorlan guarantees to Itt adrer ttar the )arr"t circulation of any nswwpaper published on the Columbia river. Advertising rate can be bad on ap oiicatloa to toe buataeos macager. Tae Sampaoo-Schley controversy U becoming a nulaaoce and a bore. The cubltc la well aware of the facta In the case and haj made up it mind about Jn the tight. To our thinking the best part of the fighting at Santiago was done by the Oregon under Opt. Clark after It Journey around half the world. The navy department ahou'.d severely diclpHne anyone under Its authority who precipitate upon the country a discus sion of the honors of Santiago flpht. Such snarling and snipping as we bve lately witnessed Is undignified ana t-i the discredit of the navy. It makes CP more Inclined than ever to the be lief that the dyej-ln-thf-wool n.u.tl man. n.ro or otherwise. Is about eg,u.H parts of martinet, spoiled boy and oil woman. Oregon Republican. A STRIKE THAT 13 A BLUNDER. farooktyn Standard-Union. 1 According to all account?, pea1 "P tia:lons between the United States Steel Corporation anl Its unlen employes were finally broken off on Sa:urla- aft ernoon, and there Is to be what the Amalgamated officials cl a "figi. to Vhe finish." President Shaffer has been Invested with full power to call ou: every member of the organization, and he announces his Intentions to txertis his ability within a few days, that, In his own words, "within a week every union man and every union man a: heart" In the employ of the Steel Trust is expected to be on strike." Estimates differ as to what the probable result of the call will be. but there can be llf.le doubt that, for a time, long or short, it u lmn-wlble now to tell, there will b; a serious interruption, perhaps amount ing to paralysis, of the iron nn 1 s'.-l Industry, and the consequences :nay l-e very far-reaching. All friends of organized labor I'.tst regret the prospect. To unr.roju Heed outsiders It sevms that the str.k-.-rs h-ve made a seriaus mistake in rafting :h; compromise cfTered by Mr. Mo-gin a: 1 his partners List week. The pr-VTiei terms Included very consW-rabk- gains for the strikers. They were '. r-t-m all the union mills they origin ii:- Ind. Qn.1 fie nr six more in sldttion. wttn . , . . ,fc . the liberty of unionizing rhers if ihey could persuade the men to join them. In addition, there was to tie a u-if rm rcale for union end non-union mills i night anl hal severe oackache and , , , .v. w. t,a ns in the kidneys. Was cured by Fi alike, which was the principal thing the K'i'lney Cure. It's guarantee!. Amalgamated Associatlor askel in the Hart's irug store. beginning, and reay th nn,t Impn-t- f ,v(.rnrrwn. hM fi0n tw -rans-ant point of nil. Mjreov;r, the wanes. r,or:j) d. i,,7fst anl Jl'J.Sw. respectively. , . . ,',i.d,.fc., i The item would have b--n far m r-.- in was to be bas-rd on th? price nf .be no- ttires.inlf lf ,upie(i with a statement Cuct. so tha: the salaries woul 1 gt) up ! as to original est arid extent of r-pairs. as prices and profits advance, ye; at the aame time a minimum v.age was guaranteed In case of a decline. On the other hand, t vera demanded that all mills should be open, c that union and non-union m:: c 'lid work eide by side, and this '.vaa the r":k uron which the ahlp of peace wag wrecked. Tt the g'-n-eral public, however, It would seem that the strlkerg could well afford to accept this condition, because, with eaual wages for all, which meant higner wages for many non-unloriista, and with full liberty to organize, the Amal gamated men could reasonably (x:'.t to draw large numbers of the "free lames" into ilielr ranks, and posslMy, in ine course of time, make it unanimous. Now there Is a ililferent story to tell, 1; Is a lifj-artd-dea'.h f!ht for otganiza tlon all cr none. To win '.veiythin the strikers risk all. Th-y would twt if saiisfled with inn nl .he ;.t of more, and they foolishly, witn rp-'-r. eyes for some of the wisest of their lead era urged acceptance of the compro miserush Into a losing battle. Tor few can doubt the ultimate result. The Steel Corporation is powerful and compact ly oigsnized; It has practically unlimit ed capital; Its leaders are aHute, re sourceful and exp -rl -need; It has a large number of non-union mills as a nucleus with which to begin .he fight; thousands of unemployed men will Jump at the high wajres "ff-r.M: Hnd if tint strikers attempt to prevent thorn from working by violence, their defeat will lie speedy as well as algnal. From every point of view, I; looks as If the Execu tive Hoard of the Amalgamated Associ ation hal committed an egregious blunder WITH THK FAKAO.RAPHBUss. Pie.vling Kansas! liurilng K.wsisl raining Kansas: Washington Star. Ferhaps the op'.demic amv.g horses l due to the straw ha: microbe. St. Ful Dispatch. The wise striker will d;(t r'ntlate carefully between perouil liberty sn.l lawlessness. Washing! :n Tost. Jessie Baratlett's voioe must have Kvtt Its old charms If h can row scare away a burglar with It. Daily N-rpar-elL One of the mos; helpful f-atures of the Roosevelt boon Is that the vice president refus-s to talk politics Kan sas City Star. After weighing all the evidence we have decided that Admiral S Is en title! to the credit for vhe victory at Santiago. Chicago Tribune. Another Important commercial ques tion of the day Is how free trade In Porto Rlcan coffee Is going to affect the bean market. Buffalo Express. Still. It Is not quite clear who appoint ed Edgar S. Maelay to write school his tory for the government a i navy yird laborer. Pittsburg Dispatch. I: is significant that Admiral Pewey has never talked about the Samps 'n- ScMey dispute. Ho profited by his brief political experler.ee. Pu'.uth H ral 1. Th;- safe rule to guard against mal aria is to s'.ap a: every m -s iuito that come? along, without waiting to d-ier-min? whether it Is an anopheles or a cuiex. There U " ye; no society f r the protection of the common purtctur-tr. Washington Star. At the same Urns il Tsn'l safe to rely heavily on Professar Trigs' Judgment of petry. He sajd, "The Prairie Dos' waa doggerel." Chicago Tribune. Several cases have been decided lately adversely to the insurance claims of the gentleman who had committed suicide. :he claims, of course, being presented by htirs. To pay i premium and then blow out one's brains Is not fair. On th- oth er hand, the effiry of insurance ivmpa-ni-s : shw that people who succumb tn disease real'.v took poison at time is almost annoying. JOB COULDN'T HAVE STOOD IT. If he'd had Itching pile. They're t-r ribly annoying; but Bu -len's Arnl.a 'v w-llt eiirs the worst case of p ies . . " .v. t. u-. -h -.ii jnrirl- P.-ir 1 c o.t t-mi:i. nas wu.c. ... . - Injuries, Pains or Bli;y Kroptions it's the bst salve In the world. Price 2jC a b x. Cur guiran'.;;a. joij Hart's Drug Store. by Bryan's Commoner 's rirja.hing the superlative rapilly i -sree. r.p- TO HEAL A HCRT. Banner Palve, the great healer. It's guaranteed for cuts, wounds, s-.t-s. j.i:-sj and all skin diseases. Use no substitute. Hart's drug store. Fl rida kidnaps labor leaders wh" make trouble, and th-y piss from tne .n. P-rbatis this is all right in Fl-r- 1 1 da. The .listuroers are uaiis an i ' Spanish, and 1; is fo dish to impvrt ; " ' A. R. Bass, of Morgintown. In., had ro e(,t ud ten or twelve t-1''-3 " . WHAT'S TOUR FACE WORTH? Sometimes a fortune, but nver, if yon have a sallow complexion, a Jaun diced look, moth patches and blotches on the skin. all slims of LIt.t 'rouble. Eut Dr. King's New Life Pills t7.v ruir Skin. Roav Cheeks. Rich Com- plexlon. Only 25c at Harts uruai Btore. j Even the admirers of Kipling, and thesi are many, will have to draw the line at his latest poem. This Is not a column of literary criticism, but to re mark that the iwm Is rotten cannot be jut of place. WHITE MAN TURNED YELLOW. Or-at consternation was f '-It by the friends of M. A. H'tfrany of I-xin;ton, Ky., when they mw he was turning yellow. His skin slowly changed col or, also his -V and he Buffer terri bly. Hii malady was yellow jaunoice. H-. ivy treite l by the rK-t doctors, hut without N-neflt. Then he was advls-d to try SleoTif Fiitters, th wonderful Htorriah and L.iver remedy, an 1 he wrlt'-s: "Aft-r taking two btk-s I was wholly cured." A trial proves Its matches mer.t f t all Ht'iro;h, L-iv-r and Kidney trmbles. Only 50c. Soli by Frank Hart, Drue;?".!. Over In S'-rvli el':;-t..rs are -akn to the pills in chains and vot at .he p ..nt of (f-jvmmen; rifl'-s. Ve: th-r.: is l!h errv In R. rvia. Th- sol li-r has the lb- er:y of tho'itinu If the elector fill vote the right way. to WOULD HAVB COST HIM HIS LIFE. Oscar Rowman, I-banon, Ky., writ'-p: "I have been using Foley's Kidney Cure and take great pleasure In stating It irave me permanent cure of kldn'-y dis cas", which certainly would have copt me my life." Take not.e but Foley's. Hart's drug Ptor-i. 0. O. Huck, Rslrne, Ark., aays: I was troubled with o'lutipiiKM) until I bought IVYVitt'a Uttle Karly Rlaera. auuee then havo been entirely cured of my o,d ismplaint. 1 rivommend them. "ilAS. UiXJKKS, IVuggisl. Patterson, S. J., Is on exhibition gun. It ought to b made to pay a cir cus Itocnso. It the action of your boweU Is not easy and regular serious ivnupl'oitlons mist N the final result. l.VWl:t' Uttie Karly RLsfrs ill remove this danger. Safe, pbMSant anl effective. Oil AS. RiHiKUS, Prnggist. Stand.ir.l oil has declared a quirt viy d'.vldvid of S per cnt. Part of tl'is is on o.l. but mow on water. I'p ti dite. this mak. but W per cent for .lie jear. Jam.- White. Bryiitvlll.. Ind., -T! IV Witt's Witch llatel SaWe healed running sores o both legs. He had suffered a.x yiMrs. IVH-tom f tiled to h-ip him. (let IVWItt's Aivept no lm l atlon. OHAS. ROtBRS. Druggist. Distvatchej t:at that American gold was refused a: Port Said. We lake the liberty of disbelieving this. Port ill Is not conducted by lunatics. Rruatlons. cuts, scalds and 1r', f all kind quickly bealed by IvWltfs Witch HaieJ Satye. Certain cur for plls. lle-wnre of oounterfWis. He. sure you get the orlgtnal DeWtt's, CHAS. UvXIKRS. Drugget. Th smelter burglars of Calif ornl Uft a little gold, but they did not 'eave a clue. Mrs. 3. H. AHport. Jotinstown. Fa says: "iur little girl almost tranglel m death with croup. The doctors said she couldn't live but she ws Instantly relieved bv One Minute Tough Cure." CHAS. ROGERS. Druggist. An Ensllsh newspa;er allu les t Hamlin Garland as the Ian Maclearen of T'Xis. It will te lnteres:lng to learn what Ian an,1 Texas think of the asser tion Denver Republican. In cas M croup give the little c.nes ; One Minute Cousth Cure. Then lest i.isy An ! have nil fear. I- never fails. Picas- i m , A'n-ai'a mf a..rtt In I at- m.vt'lnsn'ntan.jau. in '.ffec:. C1I.V8. ! RiaGERS. Druggist. - " j Th- president f Nicaragua thir.ks i tl-at the Mourvv d vtrti. is 4il r'ght but J t:ie nt.l". ue win ue .:t-.i.-n, , -, ... .v h.d.l a different otmi-H. ' .. t I P. T T.boma. Suni-.erv!". A'.i : , was sutler ng tr .... ' ' ;'. ', , jcommencM taking ivoj-m .'?i- . Our. 1 to.'k several bottles an I can .m-. frani-y -i.r..n is re.Lt l-g-st anything.' K.xlol Iy.-pet- a , jm.,.,r. ,t .; . -r a In th ; ; arty. Cur- is the onlv preparation ccnta-nlns ) M.u!; (rnk ,h. , 1 alt the natural d:gstiv fluids. It R'.ws weak stomichs entire rest, rest .'lng "f h-'r gran ! m. the ischiii: i t.ltm-!h-ir na'ural ontltlon. C'HAS. ROG- . ,n. t l :i re is n.ch.ng In the worll Kits, Druggist, I Wk.n, b. law- ir ibe ..r o. ...;t ,-i f ks wiil be r.gld'.y ' ' 1 I .. , . bs 1 from U li to tb.e :ita. " I D.m't b satisfied with temporary ' Ctperma ' moves this complaint. It relieves per- : manentlv be-'ause It allows th tire d I stomach Jrfect rest Dieting w..n t , rst th stemaeh. Nature -eo'lses sup- nil-s from the f.J we eat. The sen- . Me wav t help the stomirh Is ml use Kvl.d pyspepsia Cure, wnich c-tts what v ou eat anl can r help but g.e-i CHS. U.H5KRS. Drug - gi4. " I ,, I A Russ tan military govern or n.w ku - .d htm if :n chagrin. II- r.'i-Ued a , ... ,.,,, io . .1.., r "tllnif tb,- rht"---' .v-V"--s :h- Amur." anl. alth-uig i b trb'l '.. this. t-,e i n:n-- . rt :h. lUshtii'i: it.: lwav and tlr-.wn.ng. re. , J-.t,...J. th., Itt.sstin 4 n. T!i s b y it 1 n..; have beea more nl -.y 'X- tt ss !. r,.r tv-iuvoptvi: rni'i'iii. L I "B -th my children w-to taken wl'h wh. pi.-g .-..ugh." wrtt-s Mrs. r.. I pu't .n. 'f Iianvtll-. 111. ' A small r. c ' .. . II ...,. anl at - t-tl re 1 -e c'i'uL'h ml savd a doctor's 1.1!:." Hart's t. -or l'v Id pretty rmj.-M us b- !.k-l rug store. ' w-:th hi" lor'.shlp. Jum.-tng on him and - " ! . , i u-ing b in is ti h rs.. . Jriv.- ab'Ut th- J- Z Al l-n' i ." AH this mereas.-, the noble In-con-r iv-rsy. N" iw wab h Adm.r il , f m"s almlratim for Ills frl-n I V'-ry r'amp'-.n ,-nl th- cuiir; if m-iii ry bun' mu,.n r c iver. wii. n th- tim - nni" f r the nurs- to Mr. n.ar.i-1 Bantz. Ottervllie. la., s-iyst "Have had asthma and a very bid cough for years, but could get no Ml-f f r .in iy'r mo immediate relief and done me more r,ni than all th othT remedies '-om- bined. Hart's drug store. iv.m Paul Is coming over aft-r all. H- riroli.iblv wants to read W-b I. v.s' bxk and help him count It. Wm. Finn, of IJmi. O.. obralnd 'x re'.ient rslt from the use of Foley's Kidn-y Cure. ' It relieved my back ache and aevere pain over the hips. It toned my sysfm and gave me new vim and energnr. It Is an hones: and reli able remedy, a sure cure for all kidney diseases." Hart's drug store. Th Constitution n"dt an amend ment. It Is the racing yacht to which ref-r-nre is male not the historic doc ument which Is n u all twej :o follow th,. flag. High living. Intemperance, exposure and manv other things bring on Hrtght's disas. Foley's Kidney Cure will pre-v-nt Itrlght's disease and all other kid ney or bladder disorders If taken In time. Re sure to take Foley's. Hart's drug With more gold In his pockets than ever before, who would blame Trifle Ham for ak:ng whether he wasn't a wond-r fur so young a man? Philad-I-i.hii Imiuir-'-r. SAVKD TWO FROM DEATH. "Our lifle daughter ha4 an almoM fatal attvk of whooping oough and br.-,chitlH." writes Mrs. w. K. Iiav. land, of Armonk. N. T.. '1ut, when all other r-rt- dl.-H fail-!, we saved h.-r llf wl'h It. King's New ninoorery. Our ni-c", who had Ojnuumptlon In an fco vanrel uiairi- also ua;d this wonderful m.-'lK-in- and t-tlay she Is perfwttly wen." D-r"ratt. throat anl lung a.s eas-s yield to LT. King's New DlsVS-v-erv as to no other medl'ino on each. Infal'lbl" for Oouifhs and OMu; Vr. arid 1 .Of) bottle, guaraotood by Hart's Dry? Htore.Trlal bsttl1) freo. The agricultural department wants a f.-w agrjstoKis's. This Is college lingo for grass t-xp-rts. The horse has had t'tinid -rable experience In grass. Min nepolls Journal. A tr David Mr Sterling. Ii.. writes: "I wa.s troubled with kidney complaint f .r about tw.j years, but two one dollar bottles of Foley's Kidney Cure effected a oermanent cure. Hart's arug store, From Various Sources, f A Sl'MMICU UiNvHXa jhlm In every way 11,. has all Hie toy lie wan:, Including a gun. By nil old Oh. Je'.lv IMi. I often wish That 1 could bo like thee. And never do a hl.aed thing But float about the 'a' You nev r have to sto to eat. Or ever stop to drink. You never have to rise at dawn, You never have to think! You Jrvr once have changed yo clothes. Nor since the time of Noah Ob. how I envy you your life, Thou little prloa! You never crave for fime or wealth. For love you've never sighed You merely Moat this way or that. Depending on the tide. You're lust the lowest form of life, If science tells us true But what's the odJ. oh. Jelly fish. It's all the same to you. Oh 1ellv fish. I oftn wish That I could be like thee. And never do a blessed thing But float about the seal Philadelphia Press SHE BOUGHT A BOY. How Mrs. Bradley Martin Fortalle.l Her Grandson' Plsapp dniinent. Paris-A new eccentricity of the Am-I rlcan multi-mtillonaire lias been d:s- vered. He buv, a child when he i wains one. The Bradley Martins are the pir'.l. u- lar Am-'ij.- ins ho liav- exhibited this p'cu.i.irity. Mr. Bradley Martin, her daughter. the tetn:e of Crav n. h -r s..:,.;n-law. th L'.irl .f I'r.U'n, a .1 her gran.l-on, the Vis.Huint f'tlngt-n. has. l-'n stay- liu . .., 4 yi.y ,,la,;v MlM:tl s .j,iui,r mnr. f.ed the l-.ar. of raw and tlietr baby. !: r'l on.y f ur years old. l known old. l known Hut. h "tt vet V!' tin: I'llliig'- .;; ,,r ;,., others may b ' . . , ...... , s , g , j j,r n. i,,rds:i:p. If his ceil-. ...... ........ Ai.!,l,. Ve U Ivlne . ...... i r" H 1 LT 111. ir .nil I - the eirth his grand- ; moth r -' i that he g ".s It. i Th'o'.b-r lay Viscount I Itltgton was t .,Uvln Pare M me an, nuking -d - 4 oth., thing.tha, - his infants . not dU la n Onli.iary ; ,.h.;ijr.,n ,lri adnv.f.el : th. Pare M n-' ,.,,. ' ful littl- par 1" any city In th w.. . I an I a regular ehil Ir.n's .ara II. imly (..,.,,... A;u t. pliy on th ' ' - '" anl -tn-r regu at-.u nr- mad , -ji- .-i.itiy f .r their ha;pln --s V.s-.iin- t'tllngt m's nurse gave V.lm ,., rvr ., t, wb hi! Mv . h'l ' vi w't.- w m .ti, Wlrle .big -b s Irs 1 .r-NhP win v -v mil 'i ) i r w -in ii ., ! ..ti bis he 1 In mo-in - - :m-.!-sei n. i i--i'i' mil' b anl male dim lit nk tbi' -li" n vh i. .tn, ri'iiii'-nts at.- H"t e,oi- tin. -d . h r. ii'l I y. l rtMr.gt .n Invi 1 tile rrall b 'V I 'd :;, 'V : r. Trie ibi- i ills nmu'em nt glrful hour t"g . .1- . d , tak.. I-rd rtlllngt -n ..iik. be obi". t"i I v,.rv much to part :tn bis young ' f...n j want h b',1" he yl,.-, in the It n- ..f -.n- . ustomed t ' having wba.- ev.-r h- wants. "You shall play wi'h the little hoy j otii.. o-h-T day," said th- nurs,. dlplo mate ally. "I wan; him now at "n't- all th-1 tim.-l" Hhr'.-k-l Ir. I'lllng'on. As I.rd 'tllngt'.n Is w-!l known to have a vio'- i't ' rno-r, 'h" burs., feared that h- might go Into convulslns over this matter. She th-r"for- Inluctl the poor mother to bring her son as far as the Klys-e Pal ice hoH w here th.. Crav ens ar.d Mrs. Rradley Martin ir-' stay ing. She hope, that In the mean im- Iird I'lflngton's enthusliuim for Hit young friend would cool off, but she was very mu h rplMaken. In front of the hotel the nurse en deavored to carry Lord UfTl.igton In. but h y-lld louder thin (Win: "I want that bey!" H- yell-d and kicked In iuch a lerrl ble manner th it !'. was clear a crisis had arrived. Mis. Rndl-y Martin hal to be rail "1 down to sooth,, her noble gran lson's w r Hh. Wti-n th.- h.'.rd what th- troiiol- v as Kb" exclaimed: "Why, cT'ilnly. If he wan's th' lit tl- b iv h" -hell have film." Th- mother v. -is then Invlt l !nto .he ho'-l, and aft-r very ll'lle n-ifit-itlon she i.gr-d to itlv.- up h'-r boy on enfidl iloti that h- should be well carer) for and br-.u-hl up by Mrs, lirad'ey Martin as a coiiitianlon to Ljrd I'lllngton. Trie boy's nnrne Is Pi.-rr liou' illl-r. His f.iih.-r was killed In t iiarry (inci dent, an l his wife an I all ills numerous (hildrn w-re left In sor? illstr-ss. i wa-i a great r-II -f to th poor mother to hav b"r chill taken care of by u rich family. Speaking of the affair afterward to a correspondent Mme. HoutllPr said: "We all bless the sweet and smiling little angel who brought this ijood for tune to us." The llttl,. pauper was dressed In Pome of his lordship's clothes and treated like colnel dene,, lie UK 'S to play Him lie Is (a Boer tti.l Is engaged In Hh.vitnu Kng bslimen by the do, n. Lm! rmngt.-n 1 .1 v no! mind this at all. lie illl n l- lillies his young ftl.-nd .l,.-,0y in. I uMt lilm as an i-qu.il In all the r names. Ills grandmother thinks It rather .li.vk lng that a young nobleman should be have so humbly, but Ills lordship 111 have things own av and listens to no advice. Pierre Boutlllier Is a very bright boy. with all (he Parisian gimln's faculty for playing trick He seems to enjoy his ood fortune thoroughly. He will probably be educated by t ti Bradley Martins and be brought up as an Kng man. w ith vague American reminiscenc es. It I quite possible that he will be come a more distinguished person thin the Earl of Craven. The little waif looks very well In hi fine clothes, and one could hardly toll to look at him that he was n ( one of the European nobility or !4ie New York Four Hundred The fashion of buying a boy s-t by Mrs. Uradlry Martin may be followed by oilier p. o.e In fashion able s vlety, although it Is rather an ex pensive and troubles.'!!!,- o:ie There are ",kI m,,n' n'''" Fr,'"' h "',, l'"'' Hh" " "" ,m, '' of tl.-lr o n. an I ..b-y ould be d - mg a v. r:ny act :r tti y a.i.iptci one and brought him up pr , rly Mrs. Htalo y Martin , d.-v :io.i to her lit',!,, grind" hi has h.vri the cause .f some g ... i-n .tur ' ! iiimim't ainong the few Am ileitis wlii hue hid '.be irt '.leg of .st.iy.ng at home Stie al ways his ;i . ir I ..I bs ).. 1 1 . .id d .or i.tbOi. t -viscuiit rmngt hi." .ind she iv c in an'.'y g'. lug .!::. . !i lis ; . ,i 1 tu ir;ic -f itui s. g o . " 'i . . s i. '.H .ind the.- atenltn'.s. i :.,,!, :g -n- care of hts '. T isti p. Th- I nf i:t!'s f ill ni'.ie is William It.' 1 1 !' I 1 ' " l'l M . II V i. 'Vint I'f- fii'gi-'n. Th; title is .i nt.tr y ..ti.-. longing t his father, the V..v. ..fi'.av il. an is bon "bv ' v" a r If.g t .it!.. Mng;i.h eus: mi. !! " Imn itl K' Jl.s gran lm ' lie.. Mrs p.. . !;, y Mar. :1m ! m.tv I... recall was i' !'. r.me ' one uf t 'ie most t r im ne-; N -ti York s.H-l.ty. Sh w.s .r of Isaic Sh"rman. in pePSlMS 111 lie d.tllgbt- i ti. 1 1 m .usiv She nurrtel rich lumb r m-nhint lira I!, y Mirtl i ..f Atlunv. a clerk w;th no ni'ri-'y. She began to tike N-a Y rk s.H'lety by t Till s..m .. w its '. anl hal c ln.i lerail. ,-u. II -r fancy dr.-ss ball giwri at the Wall 'if Ml- y.-.rs lg.. WIS , tie tile Ill's', fi ll! IIS In th.s e.-untiy h c S'l'li"s w as the subj ft of comment tlir oigli nit th.s . nilltry an 1 loir " f.e- .' k. But Mrs lira ll-y M ir In h id a'r- idv : is'- I th I i i.f bf.. iti Cur p . in I iif-t-r the ball s'i.- f i ' -k ;b c .tin i ' t-'geth r t'e : iit!y i r I ti' Wa' i .!' A-' ii Th III it - , u i". rn.-lta Mart n ir. I s wav n ,c pi-.' ;t s f Ciigtan I a j-- iti n- li I i tn '. !i,-r I niK'lit -r. Ml-" i. n u: i: an . .-:t h tain mi. i l. M id:, Willi mi : : M ir'.'ti w . ' man i It fourth C i IS. in 1 1 r i - - Tb,. an" i!r w is o f i "r 1 1 n. oi A to It tin-, vi. N-h V .rk I. -r- 1 : "' '.ni" t . I.- th. niarri.iir h-ir to th' in i- tirltll mi I .r -1 iial llur M . I .-in I i n the .Ink-loin ..f Mancli-s .-r !-! '"olisil-l i YZHIKtl I" hrl le was i inly sev.'iite ttrid-af'toin as ill... t.'.-n y.' irs ul t than th- el ar Th" ii y ir il I. Th . !k ti oi nlii.-- h- hr! I- I'li tnlie Abb y and is one ..f th b 1. 1 s JO'lai l. il ""It. tin. -st o 1 t-lic.'s "f Kng'and. Tiie f'r iviis are . .tinecte by marring.- l'h s.im - "f til - III. ml di-t llgil lhe I uobl"tn":i In Kngl.ilid. such at be Duk" of Illchinon l and l-l.irl 'al gnu. and the lira ll'-y-M irtlns ar rlitht n. xt pi th-m. Th- f.'.iun'cs of 'rav.-n Is i very handsome looking wman today, mid Is becoming or." of the b ad. rs ..f llng lish iclety. AS IllOIAItIS A WIFK. "Have you carefully considered nil that I have said, my boy?" ank-d the old gentleman th" day after he hid giv en his son a little fatherly advice. "Yes, father," replied the young man meekly. "You nre getting near the ng" at which a young man naturally begins to look around for a wlf", nn l I don't want you to make a mistake," "I'll try not to, father." "No butlerlllos of fashion, my boy, but a girl nf some solid worth: ..tn- who has some particular accomplishments.' "Yes, fa'her." "N"ver mind tb" piano-playing am Ii.-ls.art" I 'SHotm; never mind lb.- danc ing and the small-talk. Wh n ymi find II girl who can cook, my buy It will be llnie to thl'ik of tinirylng. Wh-n you find a girl that can make no li.-r own bed, knows how to set the table without forgetting Horn. -thing, Is able to put up the pr serves, and, ahoy- is 1 1 , Is good at pewlng, go In an I win h -r, my buy, and you will have rny bles-dlig." "I hav- resolved, faili.T, to H",. Such a wife as you d-st rlbe," said the young man with del Tmln ition. "I see th.. fol ly of seeking a wife 111 0,'lciy. I will go to an Intelligence- odlcc this afternoon and see If I can find one that will nn swer. And then I'll have mother call on her, and and" "Young man, I'll break your neck In about a minute!" "Hut you snld" "Never mind what I slid. I've chang ed mv mind." ASTORIA AND COLUMBIA RIVER RAILROAD. liFFlCCTtVN JULY t, 1H1.. I.KAYK 1 lt)UTI.ANl AMmva !' Ill I IVtlU.ld Vu.IlU IwiKi I II Ills II. .ve. p ml fur Astoria kint A j w v p u. .si p IS ll.ll.la ASTiUUA " i in K.tr h.riW.iii n.l tt.y Siepuil I't.i.iU ; il. Wan. Id i . in tcVI j. Ill HBAMPK PIVISIDN Aslxrla fur Wsirvitbiii, li.'srbsil ami ssl.ts t O m 11 i ui II cs u, VI . m V'V'V li. 0m 44 in 'p soup m 7 1 a m lota in 4 uu p lit ,1 tii ni USDS Ul U.iep m I i . m T A) p III M W IB Nnststsle, ftir WarrvliUui su.t AsU.ria iHiily sxoept Saturday. II Malurdajr utily. Trains Irars Astoria for Flawl, Ham mond and Fort Bt.vsni at IS a. m. and Id) p. in. dally. Ijeavt Fori Hit v.s for AsUxia T.iX a, tu. and I.U p. m. dallr. All tralna nutks rloss nnctlon at tloble with all N.wthsrn Paotfio train to and from tha Kail and Bound poinia J. C AtAYO. Oen'l Freight and Passssnger Agent. 1 .VoFiland - Mm 1(oule.. STR. " TAHOMA," Pally Round Trips except Sunday. TIME CARD lve Portland l.eava Astoria . ..7 a in. ? p m Through Portland connection with steamer NabciM from llwacs and lon jlvach points. tThJto Collar Une tickets Imrreliangs. able with O. II. ft N. Co. an4 V. T, Co tickets, Teleph.ms D.ck; Telephoiis 111. THE DALLES-PORTLAhQ ROUTE STR. ''BAILEY GATZERT." DAILY ROUND TRIP EXCEPT MOIOIT Vancouver. Cascade Locks. St. Mar tin's Sprl'ifs. Hood Plver. White Salmon, Lyle anl Trie Dalles TIME CARD Ix-avs Portland. ... Arrlvo Tho lnll-. Ixsvs Tl.s UiH". Arrlvn I'ortltind .. ... 7 A. M ... a r. m ...4PM .. 10 P M MEALS TMt VrHY UtSI" t "Sunday Trips a I-'admg Feature. irThl ltoutn has the Drandrst S.-'nU-Attractions on Itarth, USHIN'1 ANI tiFFIi'K: FiHT OF ALliKIt STHKKT. ttilTII IMIoNK.-t MAIS 3SI IMllTLANli. Oltlv JOHN M. FILL00N. gt The Dalle A.J.TAYLOR. Aft. Astoria PRATHERIBARNES. AJIS. HooJRIver J.C- WYATTt Alt Vincouver. E. W. CRICHT0N. Agt- PorH'mJ OREGON StIORJ LINE AND Union Pacific TIME W1IED- Depart Chicago Portland Spec tad 9:00 a. m. via Hunt ingdon Atlantlo Ifx press DttO p. m. via Hunt ington UL.N8 From Portland Arrlvs Halt Lake, Denver, yn. wortn, imiaid ha. Kansas iuy 4:30 p. m. 8L Louis, Chicago and Bast. Halt Luke, Convert Ft Wortn. una ha, Kansas City, 8:10 a. m St. Louis, cnicugo and mast. Walla Walla, wlston, Bpo Ht. Paul Fast mall 6 p. m. via Spokane kane. Mlnneapoll Bt Paul. Dulutb 7:00 a. m Milwaukee, Chi- 'cagtMjnd Kasj 72 hours from Portland to Oliloago. No Cliango of Cars. OCEAN AND TlIVRTl HC1 USDUU3 From Astoria All willing date subject to chansje. For Bun Francis- bo every five days. Coltinibia rtdvwr 4 a. in. 7 a. m. Dallv ex- TV. lortland and exc. V ntHun. I i5JJlliP'J?.?. 3tamer Nahritt leaves Afltorla on tide tudly for Ilwaco, connecting there ... trJn fnr r.na Deaoh. Tloira and NtrBth Heooh points. Itoturnlng urrlvca at Astoria some eviyniig. O W. lJ0UN3BBItBT, Agont. Aartorla. Oonart4 Pamwx Jont, PVtlissW, Orefon. GO EAST VIA S4I0KTEST AND QUICKEST LIKE TO SU 'ml, Dulutb.MinneapollM. Cliieigv and All Polnta Put. DAJLT TRAINS; FAJIT TIMTO: 8Bn VICK AfJ IBCNraHr ON. KnJALKU Ttiroua-h PaMo a ad Tasjris BlMprav Lhuloa aitsl lauffyt ItaiaklMf LJtsrarr -. TVikaU la potma Nsuat ri rortlaii4 aavt tb Oraat NajrtWn Ry. M aatt at . at N. Tlolwt Omm, AatortM, r Orsal Nartbtsm Ttokat (Mto Ul TIIIKU 3TREUT, POttfTljAND. For rat, fultWa am foil Iraforma tlon rvnrdln Kaatsra Irtp, (Ml e r a44rMW, A. . C. Dr.HMI.'iTON. City Pa. an4 Ttokat Asl Jrtlaa4 It Travel UXURIOUS Ths "Nurthwcstsrn Uinlt" Iralaa, slm-tnc llitht'4 thruhul, koth tiMtlaV and anl. an alrwrn hratssl. ar wlh ut ricspilon, I ho Rivnait train In th ifi.rU Tliay stik4y trs ltl. nnwoat und kvt tdraa far ccn.fart. canvsnlono and lutury rvrr o(Torn4 trie travrllnj yiikllc. and sIlacltiM- ar the nisat einlrln ai.a Ul.4 prtxlilt'Unu uf tha, car bullilsm' art. Thro HlrMl4 Trnta i'nn-ct With The Crcat Nartllcrn The Northern Pacific and The Canadian Poclfk AT ST. PAt'I. r0K IhlCAliO and the P.AST. No ritr i-l.ara-o tr th us)nor a. coiiin o.latliiiis an4 all rliwtwa f tlek eta or avallabla far on tha famous ' SJttfcwtrn Uml4 .' All tralna on this lino aro prutmtt4 ly th Inlerlo-klna look Hystnt W II MKAD. H U UIHI.ER, iinirl Agsnt. Travttlln AL rortland. Oro. VfVf 1 ! ivpot. ifth nnd le-iivi ! Sirwu I i ivrrlan.l ICiprrs I 1 isms for Haie.n, ! Itaaofcura;, Ash I Und. Hacrameaio. . 30 . n, t ial-ii. Ham Fran rlsca, .Vojavo. IOO I Atifeles. Ml Fsso, 'i ZD lii N. w Drlealis nnd I ths Hast. At WooUkurn j I daily r.-ct Hl.n I day). morning train tnline.ts Willi I I r st ) it for Mt. An (i. Hllvortun, II r o w n s v 1 1 1 e, Arrlvo 15 a m. oo ti.nv Hlirlngnelsl. and Nalron, and oven lng tmln far Mt. Angel rtiid Hllvnr lun. r.trvallls pussen- 117:10 n. in !5:M p m llldSim I gr. 14 r.0 p ml tflirrldun rass,.n- I -r. I lally I Pally xfrpt Hundav. It'-bsli. tl. ki'to ui. snle t'.we.'n Port land. Hacriiiiiei.lo and Pan Francisco. Net rales 117 first clans and III second class. Including sleeper. Hales ami tickets lu Cistern nolnta sn.l Kiimpe. AImo Jaoan. i'hlna, Hono lulu and Australia, fan bs obtained from J, II Kirkland. Ticket Alnt, Uo Third Hied. YA Mil I.I, DIVISION. I'lisseng t d"pot foot of Jefferson Ht. lcave for Dsweg,, dully nt 7.110, 9.it a. in.: 12 3D, 1 65, 1:25. 6:16. ;. :. 1 1 30 p. in. and B OO p. in. on Hunday only. Arrlvo at Portland dally at 1:35. H.30. M'l: SO a. m.; 1:36. 1.15. :30, 8:20. 7 40, lO isJ i. in.; 12:40 n. III. dllly except Monday: N 30 and 10:411 a. in. on Hun days ni.ly. I'avn for IiiUlas dally xceit 8un day nt 4 3D p, m. Arrlvo at Portland at 9:30 a. in. Passenger train leaves Dull is for Alil-e Mondays, Wednesdays and Fri days at 2:4.ri p. in. Knturns Tuesdays, Tliiii'siliiys nnd Haturduys. Kxoept Hiinday. It. KollllUllt. Manager. (,'. II, MAUKH AM, Oen. Frt. and Pass, Agt. CS)(g Dyspepsia Cure Digests what you cat. ThW proparal Ion eontiilrm nil of tho diKf:Htailt.H u'i'l Hu'Hln nil ksuilM (it food. ltKlvitHlriHtantrclliif and never fitllH to cure It ullows you to cut nil tbofood yoiiwant, Tlii'iiiiwUcnHlLlvo BtoiimcliH am Uku It. Iiy Its u.su niuny ttioiiHiiiKls of dysix-ptlitM hiivo been cunnl uf 1st everything- else fulled. It Is unequalled for ull Moinuch troubles. It can't help but da you nocd Prepared only l.y K. M. ImWrrr Af!i., ijlilcago Tin. II . hattliK'oiilalmiZM II iocs ths OOC a la. For Bala by C1IA8. ROGHJIlSf, Druggists