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THE COOS BAY TIMES, MARSHFIELD, OREGON, FRIDAY, MAY B, 1916 EVENING EDITION. THREE The Central Avenue Booster VOk CENTRAL AVENUK, EHIDAY, MAY ."., 1IM1I. No. 80. Special Next Week Only With each ,"0t' worn' ,,r K'"k I'ltiMiIng itml Enlarging, Wc Will ""' ,,,K,:,: (,no ,'I,,UU'J "" ,," Hi'iHKiriil Mjillo Wood Hicl. ' '""' M",l,m' (hi)' fcu' ''llHM's Ml' REHFELD'S so Ccnii'iii 0' iTIIB CENTItAL AVK.VUH HOOSTKR Published Ecry Friday in the Inter cst of Coos liny In General nnil Central Avcnuo In inrtlcnlur. now to improve a stheet T IMS is a mattoi that caused bo much misunderstanding and that wo have boon naked to In- Entered at the Postofflco as strictly! form tho 1,llbllc tM0 1'rocc.ltiro I'hoiio 1!"-,I I Fresh I First-Class tnnttcr! thnm la nnii.it.rr Second-Class about Central Avcnuo. Subscription Price Your good will, and membership In tho Iloostor Club A "" ' -W Ol'lt 1'IiATKOliM. One Street, One Flair, Ono Cotintrr. .unu uno wire at a time f ought to bo Improved, and liyimotlz- oimi iti:r,i(iio.. TO DO 000(1. Ol'lt POLITICS. More Iluslncss. 3ieax kemaitks op the watehphont ohsehveu Vegetables All the choicest products of California and Coos County gardens may be found in the lontj list of crisp and appetizing vegetables and fruits that we are offer ing you today. Here's a list of good things that should make your mouth watc and . they are just as good as they sound. Green Peas String Beans Head Lettuce Crisp Celery Choice Cauliflower Artichokes As paragus Green Onions Beets Carrots New Potatoes Spinach Rubarb Cherries Strawberries Don't forget that wo handle the Famous Tip-Top and Holsum Bread. Mado Clean, Sold Clean, Delivered Clean. Sanitary Food Store SERVICE FIRST (Formerly Xnsburg's (Jinccry.) mom: im: second and centhaij iKssxxszsacv INSIST I'PO.V HAVING' (.OOI) MEATS I Take nothing; Imt the best. If joil cannot get them elsewhere, fun rcitnluly can hero, ami It Is JiiM as easy anil convenient to urclmse Iici an) way. You'll find our More convenient to jou. K not, 'phone. Tim service i.s Just tho niiiio as though you flllllU JOIII'sclf. Our meats nee tlio key to economy, which oierjouo, can use. J'nter Into tho ciijiijmciit of liesli, tender meats. Let us sup l'ljf jour table, i CHICKENS, Ami n Full l.lue of lte.s( Meats. Palace Meat Market In argument that's golu' A v th' rounds nowadays, with P.mico Evans as yull-ma3ter, seems to mo Ilrtico may bo right about ilnni'ii boln a evil, but lie's bai It 'll' up Hi wrong tree for th' enmo ov it. IIo says it's "sex", an' all tr,' people applauds. Looks to mo like tho damnln' tnflooenco that's at th bottom ov It is iiiuale. llruco says you novor nee dancln' 'thout wlmmcn. I'vo noticed men an' wlmmcn together a whole lot, ontertalnln' 'omsolvcs an sons ov ways, an' I never yet seen 'em dancln' 'thout music, which Is gone through by law and custom when a street Is to bo Im proved. 1 First somebody who lives on an other streot and won't have to star.d tiny assessment thinks tho streot es n councilman or so, and thus the matter Is brought up in open meet ing. Then tho Council, ns rcuulro.l by rhnrtur, orders notices to bj posted stating that It proposes to establish a grade. Tho notices are posted, U(IAU1)IX(V this hero dauc-Nnmt "oboily l"s r.uy attention to them Xohndy is consulted, but tho city engineer looks over tho streot and (figures out how It ought to bo, thon (establishes n grade. Then the Coun cil posts other notk-es stating that It Intends to Improvo the street as por plans and specifications on flic. (Nobody pays any attention to this or looks nt tho specification. After a little, tho Council levkn an nssosFFiont, and advertises for bids. Peoplo who can't rond ordl- inary words In big caps can sco tho .word "assessment" ciear arrets tho street, written In Binnlt lcttcts on Jlhcy can't bo draggod Into dancln' i,Tnrl:Cnr,)r'fl T.6wrHcr, unluss th' music 13 started flret. Then thoy go right to It. It's my Judgment that It thlo niirli' business wins cut out th' dancln' problom 'ud bo aolvud onct for all. Xono ov th' awful I coiiKeeuoncos ov drinking Itckur 'vto ,)0 cut ,,own ! . . I At llin iinvf ti1 Iry this tlmo the peoplo know soino- Uhlng Is wrong, and It Is rumored that the street Is to bo cut wboro It ought to bo filled, nnil a big fill Is ,to bo mndo whoro anybody could see, jvlth tho naked eye, that It ought topped nion from drlnkln' It, but when th' law took th' llckor nwny fro-i 'om, you didn't Iiavo to talk to Vn no moro. becauso iliov At tho noxt moptlng thero Is a big iittondanco, and ovorybody Is thoro to toll tho city onglneor nnil council that they aro In wrong, and that tho cvtiidn't got onough llckor to hurt1"5'"""01"0 courl wlM " ,,mvn 1,,,ro ' person iiiroctiy ir tlio outrago Is pcr- Vdsted In. Tho city officials suddenly discover Vm, tui' It wust only th' bootlog g'l's that had to ho looked out tor. m'j idoo ov It Is to nass iwa ., iiibu ui 11. in iu iitvno mvrt' ---.. Mc iplu th' music that makes folkal'tImt ".iiosHons whlcli were supposed want to envort around In circles fl10 " ("mcllH nro "mttors of com au' shako their feit (a th' cuuw,,,on wnilorstnmlliiB. Uvcrybody an' act In ways tbnt shock th' KnowH J"" now a grado ougiu to bo ways tunt shock tl:' veil bred. As Ions i's th' fldrtUw ii'i' 1 -ii- th tomptatlon'i toa pi eat .11: ' Hi' ovll will n nimbly on tii.iui. Music's put to all tort f low it' huso uaoa anyway, ho 1 0 th' lowost donn o luliiilty an' it'-j nlwux there, with th' cords an' 1 ihncln' an' other onscomly spoviH It mi! wiought its nil IiiUojji- o: nir yowiig peoplo long ons is'i, Tlmo wo cut it (fut. SMIMNA-WIIIU; - IX AT (JIIXK'i: J'l.ACi: I'limie Kill. X. II. OSWALD. Central Ave. Efficiency and Economy I th,, slogan of Success In tho .Modem llusluess World. Neither can bo attained In any office today without a tjiewrlln Woriuiy a lino or lliem ami us Special Itepreseiilatho or tlio HHMIVtiToX, thvf 'oild's Slandaid, can orier you the best Smlie. L Wo jaco; 'J tenlinl Ateiiue. I'linno 'J5.J. Kauiliwesleiii Olefin lleiivseulatte for The lllelapliono 1 . I Jim Kullond (to (Jerald lluntj "What can 1 do for you, Air. 1 1 em?" 1 I "Oh, nothing, I Just camo in horo to enjoy a little ijulot." I "Well, 1 should think that i't , .Miur business you'd want qulto ,; little, particularly If you work , much yourself." 'Say, Jim, did you know a pi 1 nr.o could talk?" 1 'Xo, did you?" "No, not till lately; I notice a ".lo'o lot of signs united up around town, Mating that "Pianos talk to TJtoiuas." "Woll, did you know a town 1 oild look?" j "Xo, I novor noticed It." I "Woll, I didn't oltlior, till yis , tui day, uhoii I saw a photograph I :u Art Hohfold's window on which U 'nUl .M.iiahfiold looking Katt- I "-nnl ' 1. 1. . s.miu:-a-whii,k Oregon's Greatest Fishing Resort Ten Mile Lake A TltllllTi: TO TIIKDA I like littlo Thoda; Whose films aro so warm 1 And If I don't soo tlioin, They'll do me no hnrm, t JOHN' KKItOl'SOX. VOU can find all the modern conven- iences and comforts at the TEN MILE HOTEL & E. SMITH, Mer. Lakeside, Oregon I ('KXTItAI, AVI!. SAYIXOS f 9 Oiiothcr luscitton. Judging from tho reports that Jack Kendall 1 rings of tho activity displayed In the town of Powors whenever his makes a tilp up thero, wo sur mlfn that Jack la tho man that I'll tho Power In Powers. smiui-a-wiiiiii: Inconsistent. Den Fisher says mom every man will express him-rf.-lf ns "willing to glvo tho Devil his dues," and when he go?4 mound to collect due.i for tho Mil liroum Club everybody scorns to bun Just' paid t'ho Devil, and lie:' has to tnko a stand off. smilk-a-wuiu: , A Slioitlhed Pwice. I'or tho past few days, when Ireland was In rebel lion, secretly allied by tho (lerinnns, Henry Sengstaeken and Jack Ilarri gan began to exchange civilities, and t looked as though pence was Im minent. However, tho robolllon is nt an end, and Its "hack to Verdun". smii.i:-a-wiiim: the law cannot bo too cousldnroto in such matters; thcro's a tlnui for everything. SMI IiK-A-Wlll t,K Improveineuts Continue. Contral Aenue continues to bo tho center 'of progress not to mention prosper ity, nml this week "Tho Owl" and Anlcker's were both to the front without a front. Frank Cohan sayB he bcllovcs In a good front so ho moved his front forward a few or two and flcorgo Anlckor not desiring to bo behind moved hht front to tho front also. For two days and ono night both establishments held open Klioiiso. Frank Cohan told Will f Chandler that the reason ho tnro out the front was that tho door wasn't largo enough to nccomodato tho rusk. SMU,K-A-WIIII,R Tenuis Club Ibises Out. Arthur Pick lust week tendered bis rejig imt.on as Secretary of tho Lawn Tennis Club, stating that It's 1 ol 'lica' campaign made It Imins-jthlo for him to servo longer. Art says ie will havo plenty of tlmo nftor election, whether ho Is elected or not, and can rc3iimo his ilutlou ns coiri'tory of tlio Tennis Club with out working a hardship on ltlni reif. K.MII.D-A-Wllll.i: Till: SPH1X0 POKT SHOUTS And again ltn Mny, old world, It's tlmo to dnnco nnd sing, For all tlio rosebuds aro uncurled And birds nro on tho wing. HAItltY GOrtDOX If Dave, Stafford had to chooso between a wooden leg and a glasa eyo, no thinks ho would rathor hnvo falso hair. You might not think It to look at him but (leorgo Anlckor hi Ideas of his own. IIOW TO MAKK A SllliMOX lloro nro somo suggestions to bud- ding genius who wants to gain fame fund fortune by Inventing: Something cheaper than gasoline for automobiles. A puncture-proof nntl-skld tiro. A shoe that fastens with two or thrco suaiis Instead of buttons nnd strings. Or a corset Hint doesn't havo to bo lined. Or an automobllo rug heater. Hut you can't most always tell. Inventions that sell best nro gener ally a Hiirprlso. Books We havo Just completed arrangements with tha publishers to ship us nil the latest and best books as soon as they-aro pul llslusl. Xot the largest biit the best stock of books on L'oos Hay. MARSHFIELD NEWS CO. 08 CENTO Ab AVE. (Formerly Frlccn's) We deliver nny nmgazlno or periodical on date of Issue. :: :: :: :: established, Just what kind of sur- fnrlng ought to bo used, how muck ;It ought to cost, nnd a funny nnmo to call tho Improvement by, also tho lnst council, nnd tho former city on- 'glneor. Aftor civilities nro exchanged for a few hours, between the Council men nnd tho.lrato property owners, with a fow plraBnntrlos on tho part of tho onglneor, tho Council docldos to go In n body and Inspect tho strrot Niioxt week, and determine who Is right about It. This Is done, and changes nro mndn to suit the objecting owners. Everything hcoiiih lovely, nnd nil ready to go through with n rush at tho noxt mooting. However, an on ,tlroly now hunch of property owners show up nt tho next meeting, with! nn entirely now flock or objections, having Just heard about tho Improve ment, and narrowly escaped having had something put over on them. Thus the thing Is strung nut till lute full, and tho rainy season sots In so tho improvomont has to go over till noxt summor. 11 hnbt always appeared to The iHoost'or Hint tho thing is ilono buck- wards. Wo suggest Hint tho prop orty owners bo asked to establish Itho grades, being bound oi'or to kcup tho pea 10 during tho process, rand thut tho city onglneor net as um- plro In enso of dispute, under mil Mtnry protootlon. After thoy aro all r'through, thou lot tho Council, pass ion tho mattor. Thus a groat deal of hhe time which belongs to tlio public nnd is now was!! In wrangling, Avould be oconomizod, and moro at tention glvou to collecting dog tuxes. f vohlclo licenses, and iittondlng to thoKo things which aro of gonernl Importance Quite So. There Ib n story going around that not long ago Dr. Dlx 'was out to dlnnor, nnd tho young lady who snt next to him tried Sev ern! topics of souversatlon without seeming to strike tho right ono. Fl- 'nally sho asked: "There must bo a great ninny Interesting birds In such a cllmato ns this, Dr." "Oil yes". "Aro you fond of birds, Dr?" "Yes, very." (Long pauso). "What Is your frvorlto bird, Dr?" "Why, I really hardly know, but I think on tho whole I prefer snlpo, If Its prop erly prepared". SM I liH-A.Wll 1 m: Grand Opening of Anicker's WEDNESDAY, EVFXIXd, MAY It) ' Tills remodeled establishment will he ready for )our Inspec tion nnd you are cordially Invited to attend. , FA VOKS FOU Till: LADIES .MUSIC ANICKER'S Formerly Stafford's Central Avenue Not. Popular. Deputy Sheriff Laird made hlnuclf very unpop ular among the Initios In .Mnrslifluld .ast week, suhpoenlng wltnesco. Ho busted up a game of brdro, dtdiyod 11 sowing party guost till the lunch got cold, ami took ono Isily away from baking a luitch of br"iil. Another reports that a whole tlu of cookies was rulnod, and, altogether, groat luconven-l:-.ue was caused. Officers of DEW DROP INN at Sarter's AND THY A HIiACIC EYED SUSAN SPECIAIi FOU ICE OIIEAM OF QIWMTY AI1I1 THE TIME THY SAHTEKH WWVVVV'VMAVSWAWVNWSA''MS'M'MMW SARTER'S DEW DROP INN Central Avenue Don't Forget the Light Lunches McGRAW TIRES We have just received the largest shipment ever re ce'ved on Coos Bay. For Mileage Satisfaction Reasonable Price TRY MofiRAW CPC nilR lAIMnriW Marshtield Hardware Co. "wiwny nnrt Ccntrnl Av renue. Plione 31 DOCTOHS INSIST () li B SQl'HUtS' t'IIE.MICl,S I H We use tliem In jour H H piescriptlous. Il I nrr Il I ine 1 I UWl I 91 Hi j A PHESCItrPTlOX i'HMt- I AMACY H I K I Wl-f-VO I AlTA I 1 Drug Store I Freckle-Face Cheer Up!. 'hough things did not go right ulth. j oil Today my sou do not feel blue. Cheer up, and ulien you lilt tlio liny Tonight, Just suillo and say "Tomoriotv Is another day." Ami I can get an El Hollau to light my way." THE HHHT CKAltH THE lli:ST HIMdAHDS THE IHvST HASEUAIdi nt ...THE.,. Smokehouse "That's tho Place" DIC. W. A. TOYE, DENTIST Hours 9 to 12; 1 to 6. Itoom 'Mt, Irving Hldg. Central Avenue. .Marshfleld Sun and Wind Hi lug Out 'I'glj SMits, How to Itemoi'o Easily Here's a clianco, Miss Freckle faro, to try a remedy for freckle with the guarantee of a rollable dual or tliat It will not cost you a penny unless it removes tho freck les; whilo If It doc3 glvo you a clear complexion, the expouso 1b trifling. Simply get an ounco of othlno double strongth from any drug gist and a fow applications should show you liow easy It Is to rid u-oursQlf of tho homely freckles and get a beautiful complexion. Unruly I3 more than one ounco needed for , tlio worst case. IIo suro to ask tho druggist for tho doublo strength othlno as this ,1s tlie prescription sold undor guar Kiitcv of money back If It falls In remove frecklej. Californian Had Kidney Trouble Ypu Want Good Insurance Thfat's tlio kind I write. Prompt adjustments of all losses. Fire, Life, Accident and Casualty. Havo Just added to my lino one of the leading llio-stock ln hiirauco companies In tho United Stales. E. I. Chandler Coke llulldlng Mnrslifleld Teach Your Children to Save Money It's the First Step in the art of getting ahead. See that they have a Savings account IN THIS BANK ' First National Bank 4 HOME OF THE SAVER Marshfield, Bay Oregon .lack Million, CopiioroppllH, Calif., nays; "1 pail audi u govern cuho of kidney trouble I thought 1 woulu huvo lo sell out my liutilniinu, I look three Iiottles or Foley KlcJney 1'llln which imllmly lollovcil mo unit 1 huvu liud no recurrence of kidney trouulo since limn." Koine days It seem as If you can no loiiiter hear tho pain, unit mlRory you suiter Horn kidney' aild lilailder I roubles. Tlio ache iienma your back Krowi worm with every move you maku and every step you take, It Just seems to ioh you of all strength and t-nerKV- Vour hoait uches. you nre nervous anil worn out, sleep poorly and have no appetite, stomach Is up set and howuls Irregular. Foley Kidney I'lllu leseon the pain, until It U finally Kone entlicly. They give stienKth und tone to the kidneys uiuke them mronK. active, their ac tion becomes leuular and normal acrniti nml vnur liultli urnwa better eacli day you take this great healing ineuicine. For sale by Owl Prescription Phar macy. Frank D. Cohan, Central Ave nuo. Opposlta Chandler Hotol. Telo phone 74. BE I'HEFAHEH to show I'HOSI'EHITY A JOYOUS HEOEITION ami OONTI.Yl'OlS WICI.COJIE. Yon can't entertain prosper. Ity, anybody, or enjoy IUo properly yourself unless )ou have muslo In the lioiue, SEE US AT ONCE. Thomas Music Company Consolidation of Wiley II. Allen and W. II. Haines Muslo H locks 0.1 Central Avenue. PLAN TO TAKE Suninidlay Dinner AT THE Chamidler Hotel The Hub of Central Avenue A fiOOI MENIT 1