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THE COOS BAY TIMES, MARSHFIELD, OREGON. FRIDAY, MARCH 24, 1916 EVENING EDITION THREE The Central Avenue Booster " CENTRAL AVENUK, 1'IHDAV, MARCH 17, JUKI. No. 71) VOL. J. vHii.osoriiKit "f -Tsf alffiti do K. ostracize fT "U H,.plnlV OSt 1)0- ""-.,. 1, , , white cl" ... ..c 'm iiiiiv ho tSM heart who Jest drifted f0 , line T work by ol.unrt." loWi 1 Sins to "o l tlmt wltli ;uf; ? nones o- ra.nfn.1 In dollar six hi l ',,,,.... Mfl ""T v.lk- .. JWII "" " I t,. v r icnrn .NomE; that you con break tip j -" n mid rninuijr vj People s&s&S 4iWrta!S, JiShSSi h t.. ff.iivem "'"'- ii i ".Men. 1'ricoKc CA.TWv' SOLD BY lfie Ow!" Frank l. Cohan I ckntral ayknuk hayinos Lenten Sacrifice. Several of the young ladles nhout town hove an nounced that they will glvo up candy for lent, much to tlio Krutlflcntlon of tlwilr many friends. h.m i lk-a-w 1 1 1 lk A (Jiicrv. Jim Kolloiitl (boIIIo- .qulzliiK) "A lot of young college elmpa drift In hero to play pool, and they're always talking about a ulrl iiulned 'Alma Mater.' The funny part of It Is that each one claims her as his own. Whoever sho Is, hIio must be Bomo winner. SMILK-A-WIIILI-: ItiK Hurry. Dr. Ilnusowoith (wavltiK off friend who wants to Btop him.) "Don't delay mo, jiloaso. 1 1'vo Kot ii itnoumonla patient out hero, mid I'm afraid ho'll wt well .If 1 don't got out there this morn ing." kmilk-a-whilk TIIK CENTRAL AVKNUK ROOSTER if tlioy arc properly worked, ns else - where. PuhlUhcd Every Friday n the Inter-1 i order to mako n start In tho cstfl of Coos Ray in General nnd ! right direction, wo have prepared, nt iciitr! Aicnuo In pnrticular. great cost and offort, n list of eligible .,.,, , " : " i.Central Avenue bachelors, which wo SRffiSnS T& " nWi,rmmt for th0 anm w Second-Class about finnfrni Amm Tor Coos Hay young women. Wo mako Subscription Price. Your good will, no suggestions as wo don't know tho and membership In tho Booster Club tin: fwtfiw """" Wo Deliver liniH'dlut"ly Photic "I. MiMWIill ilTirTTTrTTTrrTT"'"-' fj sweet and very fragrant, too, And cool and clean as inoriitiiK (low; You'll find no matter where you are, Tbe Kl llnl'lnn U Hi" bust cigar. I -UV tunc, hiiHoier, many others, ami among these choice woods you ait certain In find one that will lr.w juiir tiisto mid Just fit your fire. Vimr fiiMiillo poiiudlciil, uKo. A cnino of lillllmds If It pleases IP". I Ail l'nliiio IMilliM. Speaking of ,'tho city beautiful, Fred Klotehor has relieved tho monotonous appearance of his automobile KiirnKo at tho Myr tle Arms by cutting a window In the side next tho street, so that when his little white ear Is limldoNt looks like an up to date undertaking ills play. Pretty Idea. Loin of llttlu things lika this could be thought up I' people would only try. SMI LK-A-WI 1 1 1.K Another Kiigostlou Tho com mitted on civic lovllucss that ioplo might ho prevented from throwing rubbish on the vacant business lots if they would put up bill boards ar ound them, which would look bettor than tho trash strowu ground. Mr. Ackermau'H thorough political adver tising campaign suggMts a profitable use of tlie.se boards, and tho Idea ought to bo carried out at once. There are not enough main corners, for banners, to go round. smiu:-a.viiii,k 1 TUV THIS O.V VOrit PIANO On a mule wo find two legs behind, nnd two wo find before Wo tlcklo the two behind before wo find what tlo two behind bo for.- s.miu'-a-wimu: The Smokehouse Cene Cro&thwnlt Jim Kollond Fred McClccs. TIIKV m()W IIKTTKU "Oh, beautiful nro little glrln, And goodly to tho Bight." So John (1. Saxo wrote years ago And John (1. Saxo was right. Quito beautiful aro tho little girls And plenBlng to the view. Their rosy chookn ami clustering curls. 1 like to see don't you ? Yes, beautirul are the little girls, And yot the dullest prig Will willingly ngreo with mo They're prettier when they're big. CLAUDK THOMPSON SMii.iM.wmM: I KPKCIAIi HOOKTIW I.KAP YKAIt CIHTIO.V. WITH HACII- i:i.oits' iiiiiKn'oitv and j I lll-:i,P!H'l HINTS " "Homqo l.oap to these arms untalked of and unseen." game. Wo thought we did, onco, but havo been load Into a state of less confidence than wo had In our own understanding. H Is a problem for each to work nut In her own way. "lJventually why not now." CKNTUAIi AYICNUK I lt.rilKI.()lt'S DlltKCTOUY I MTTIjK IIKAPTY SPOT'S OK MAItSHI'IKM) Til 10 warehouse of the Mars Water Company, on Koiirt Central, is a shining cxi f AND A(SA1N "Hill had a board bill. Hill also hud a bill-board. Tho board bill bored Illll, bo Dill sold tho bill-board to pay tho board bill. After Hill Bold the billboard and paid tho board hill tho hoard bill no longor bored Hill." SMII.K.A-WHII.K INAKY .Mary had u little lamp; It wah well trained, no doubt; For ovory time n fellow called Tho little lamp wont out. Kxchnnrjo. Your c&j&Gjfl S 11 What "' n dully piohloni, liu! ulioro to buy Is solved tt once l'hou Mu deil.lo o ,,!,.,. yo,. ,,,, HII,,,,j,.H ,,, COOK'S. nt (.oods aid: kuksii ouit quality iiioii Ol'U PHK'KS KKASO.VAIIU': ' Lot us M-rvM ynii with 11 trial order. COOK'S GROCERY P; ROMPT OPULAR ROGRESSIVE Phone 180. THIS iiuolatlon from a well known Chautauqua writer of tho sixteenth century shows that Leap Years wero common even at thut oarly duo. Tho original text was "leap to thoso year arms," hut tho modern editions partially destroy tho historical allusion to leap year In order to satisfy some pedantic uo- tloiis of motor and grammatical con struction. Tho young maiden, whoso uamo was Juliet, sprung this helpful hint lln tho dark, but sho perfectly -well know that her lover was within hear lug, right out under tho porto co chore. Of this, nnd many other llko ulluromonts, she was unashamed, and has never hcou criticised hy tho most particular commentators, for It was leap year. She eventually mot her death us a result of her zeal, but that Is a long story. Nothing is so unjust to tho tnct 'and resourcefulness of cnir young womanhood ns tho common notion that women mako direct proposals of marriage to moil during leap yoar. Nothing of tho kind. No such raw plays were pullod off oven In tho dark ages, and wo havo advanced in :vo making nlnco then, almost ns rapidly as In advertising. I.oaii yoar moroly permits a sort of suspension of tho rules, and allows moro freedom of dobate. Tho lovora aro like tho Sonato and tho liouso, olthor may propose a moasuro lianr- ilug no apparent rotation to the real intondod Issue, but which it knows will bo twisted and clevorly distorted i-iitll tho real question In finally bi ought out for discussion In tin un expected manner. In tho iroostor's opinion, too many or our eligible young men aro spend ing their money out of town, do ing a sort of mull ordor buslnoss In matrimonial mattors, as It wero. Out-of-town florists and confectioners nro leaping proMts that should bo kept nt homo, among tho Hoostor adver tisers. Davo Stafford says tho con dltioii Is alarming. i t On tho other hand, too many of our young womon aro bolng lured out of tho community whon there nro Just as good opportunities right horo, UATHS, 10 cents n lino It wo write tho copy, one dol lar a lino If advertiser writes it himself. Dlt. (ilCOIKii: K. DIN Physician or good habits nnd technique. Heart whole, but has had appendix ro moved. His treatment of au nu tohiohllo Is no index to his dlspf, sltlon, which Is really good. 'Phone day or night. KAY KAfl'.MAN. Was unmarried when wo went to press. Oood man nors nnd good dressor, neat, not gaudy. Might be rather fussy about having everything kept In perfect order and likely to be Irregular at meals during duck limiting Hoason. I'ond of potB. AD MVi:i!S. Quiet and dignified, nnd modest about n good reputa tion. Domestic tastes, with mnrked tolent Tor landscnpo gar dening, mid would bo able to beau tify n homo nrtlstlcally. Oood dis position If not crowded. Tako your Sunday walk with him. Hl'dll UAKCIiAV. Grent Joshor but sincere under all. Talks In terestingly, with largo grasp of world affairs, whon anybody Is found able to keep up other end of conversation. (Can. be found In front of Coko building. Neat ap-pcarnnco. kiOHDON HASMUSSK.V Well edu cated and affnblo. Was socially popular In High school, and is still nblo to 'come back" successfully. Good tasto In sartorial matters. Hloml. I'Klll) .PAINTHIt Agreeable nnd good natured, when not violently roused. Is in good position to buy family grocoriost nt cost, and could thus support n wlfo on smnll income, If noccssary. Drunetto. KM Mi (JAIJIMKLSON. Good hustlor, nnd no foolish notions. Literary tubtes, acquired from cutting II (inor nds out oftiingn'lnes. Plnys horn, inn road music In any lan guage. Is older than lie looks. PItANK HAIIM)CKKU. Would look well In moving pictures, but pro fors business career. Rational views. Fond of outdoor sports, and good hill ellmbor. Works In bunk, and would thoroforo bo nblo f to spend most or his time at home. AV.Urnit Ill'TDKU. Courteous nnd affnblo strong Indisposition 1112 warehouse of the Marshflold th and example of what can be dono by tho modest efforts of oven a largo corporation to make a city beautiful. This com pany realizes tho vnluo of advertis ing, and n mere glanco at Its stately warehouse and the lovoly grounds surrounding It inspires one with a dcslro to rush Into the office and lay down four bones for lawn sprinkling privileges. A Green Anno stylo of architecture was selected for tho building, nnd tho paint Is of the same, period. Tho grounds huvc recently boon filled, nnd ns tho soil is not yet in condi tion for growing n lawn, Its bnro ug liness has been Ingeniously concealed liy scattering about old lengths of pipe, sawbucks, bricks, planks, cord wood, old hydrants and pump parts. A few Iron dogs would add to the general attractiveness but not 'every thing can bo douu nt onco. Following out the policy of econ omy common to public sorvico cor porations, no wntor Is used for win dow wnshliig, thus conserving the company's product. KM 1 1,1 5- A- W 1 1 1 UK SIGNS "Hoy I.awhorno must bo a very superstitious cuss," romurked Davo Stafford. "Ho told me today that he placed great faith In slgitB." "That doesn't make hlm supersti tious," replied Wilson Knufmnn, "ho's Just boosting his business, that'll all." HMIMCA-WHILK AN KP1TAPH Hero lies the body of Susan Lowdor Who hurst whllo drinking Scdlltz Powdor, Called from the world to her Ho.iv- cnly rest, She should havo watted till It offer- vescod. FRANK D. COHAN. SMIIjK-A.WIUIjK Oh tho cherry trees nro budding, And tho landscape's decked green, And tho lit tlo birds nro soaring. (Mite tho price of gnsolluc.) IKK CHANDDKH. " s.Mii,i:-..wim,K 111 FASHION NOTK Hrcach of promlso suits aro very little worn this season. HMIIiK-A-WHHiK .To nltltudcs alarming Tho busy bl-plnno chugs; Hut she's got to do some sonrln' If sliu beats tho prlco o' drugs. FItANK I). COHAN. SMIDK-A-WIIIIiK HKAMSTIO Tlioy wero dlscusclng nt tho ISmokohouso tho tendency of tlio Coos liny climato to make n man sleep well. Doc Morrow roninrkod: "I slcup llko n log." , "Yns," said Fred McClces, "with ,thn ftvw going through It." SMIUCA.WHIJ.K Tlioro'B n lot of nnclont fruit trocs That would beautify tho town tf a few of 'em wero Just pruuod up And tho rest of 'em pruned down, COMM1TTKK r S.MIIilCAWIIII.K POKTKY KODAK SUPPLIES BEST FINISHING PICTURE FRAMING and MYRTLE WOOD NOVELTIES Rehfelds u Central Avenue ' Marshfield Days aro growing longer! Slug n sou:; of cheer! Wo'ro getting homo to supper 'oro tho night draws near. Gutters gush nnd gurgle! Klnt.-oy, doodlo doo! We're skipping llko a water bug; why don't you? Wo know that's poetry becauso wo wroto It oursolf. And wo snail con- t0 Ulnuo to maintain that It Is pootry work Is overcomo by powerful self , j0H,,to the eortan verdict of llter- AUTOISTS DON'T MISS THIS W: . "OIWV I.... ..... . hr tl, i.. ' ut '" a Mwk of the famous McGrnw Tires, niado to wmlrt. VAL-UKS, lY TIIK MAKKHS bpo(, Coiuo in and )IIU'ri.?laU, ti,0d '"bo factory in tl AM Vslu S,':,,VI(-'K ,S fJLUUANTKKD t u Vi ""' ,nulJo "djiistincnts on the Marshtield Hardware iiliriv . "0i,t "l lo Hardware line nuacentbl Avenue. Co. Phono 31 OFFICE SUPPLIES TYPKWItlTKIt ACCKSSOIUKS Itlbboiis', I'tc. Cnrtor's Inks Official Clips mill Flics Kverytlilng for Your Office mid ever) thing ut reason able prices. MARSHFIELD NEWS CO. C8 CENTRAL AVE. (Formerly FrUeen's) Wo deliver any magazine or periodical on (Into of Issuo :: :: :: " . DK. V. A. TOYE, DENTIST Hours 9 to 12; 1 to 5. Iloom 201, Irving IHdg. Central Avenue. JIurshfleld will. Vory obsorvlng, nnd nicies up ninny llttlo items during tho dny that would Interest wlfo during dlnnor. Can bo seon through pay ing toller's window nt First Na tional. HOII.V FKKOTSO.V. Quiet and un assuming, but does n lot of think ing. Steady liubltB. Plays pool, occasionally but would glo it up for right girl. Courageous specu lator, owning flats on North Eighth street. WILLIAM It. Cl'UTIH, .III. Has fu turo practically all boforo hlm. Po llto mid modest in demeanor. Is skilled plumber, nnd could thoro foro savo most of his Incomo by dofng tho plumbing around tlio liouso. Good personal habits, ac quired undor tuition of roreman of tho grand Jury, HAItllY GOHDON. Young, but es tablished in business, and has good taato except In shoes. Very affablo mannors so might huvo to watched, but Ua-i excellent roputa Hon (o date Fond of flowers and willing to indulge smllar tr.sto In others. WILL GOODIU'M. Absolutely foar- les3 on tho hiirrlcano deck or a low, rakish car, but somewhat ba'rkward with ladles. Unablo to resist proporly directed appeal, howovor, and will subscribe or buy tlckots If clovorly npproached. Can drlvo any car or any mako of car. WILLIAM HOHSFALL. Young but a comer. Has had military train ing, and might not bo on time to meals in caso of war or revolution. Vory cleanly, spending summer in bay. Good dancer, but poor tasto In millinery. LOP IS IIOUTON. Young, good looking and u good dancer but vory bashful mid would havo to bo approached carefully but it Is worth It. Is In a position to pro vldo plenty of candy and all of Sartcr'u lco cream you can eat. nry critics to tho contrary. SM I I.K.A. Wl 1 1 LK- QUICK, DOC; TIIK PPLMOTOH! Will Dungnii Is n nice man I trust hlm, bless his soul! And yet I know that If ho can Ho'll put mo In a hole! SMILK-A-WIIILK Some C003 Hay men aro bo busy looking for llttlo faults In their neighbors that they overlook n, lot of big faults In thomsolves, Somo Coos Hay people knock u man open and ubove board. Oth ers say; "Ho means all right." There Is n man In Marshfield so stingy that It takes hlm nu hour to separate himself from a nickel af ter he ha3 mado up his mind to spend It, IPs 1'J bent. Lent mid I've lout till I'm TODAY'S ADVICE Don't keop folks waiting for their dough; Go puy your debtH today. Ma.il wants but llttlo hoir below, Hut wants Jt right away. Jim Watson, who bolongs to 13 lodges, says ho has nover been ublo to find out what their secrets aro. A lot of Coos Hay men seemed to havo trained tholr consciences to speak only whon they aro spoken to. Tlio wlrolcss Is butting Into al most everything elso. Hut wo will always bo satisfied to do ouir own kissing In tho old-fashioned way. SM I LK-A-W 1 1 1 LK The convenience mid profit of Times Wnnt Ads will bo demon struted by it trial. DELICIOUS LUNCHKS You havo missed something if you have not tried Salter's Liglhit Lunoches Tl'y are nerved nil day from 8:00 n. in. until midnight. A nice menu mid nil home cooking. OuV motto: High Quality; low price. Dow Diop Inn mill try ono ut the DEW DROP IN Central Avenue For a Morning Appetizer Nothing oMiinls (JltAPK Fltl'IT properly prepared mid nerved. We have somo es pecially flno ones thin week from FLOIIIDA nnd CALIFOlt-NIA. Good Potatoes You probably know how dif ficult It lias hcen to get good potatoes. We have some tliat wo can guarantee. They nro good slc mid bake or bull. Mealy nnd delicious. Try Mime of those fine spuds nnd ir you do not sr.y they nro (he rlncst )ou have had wo will make good. They me u llttlo higher In prjee, hut they wo worth It. Wo nro selling some of thoo finely Havered llomnii Honuty Apples ut th" htclnl pi Ice per n . All tho Fruit nnd Vegetable In the market may lo found hero. We nro c.ioctlng n fresh shipment on tomorrow' H'.oamer. .$1,25 Sanitary Food Store SERVICE FIRST PHONE Silt (Formerly Nii&Iiiii'k'n flrocory.) SKCOND AND OENTUAL You Want Good Insurance Thfat's the kind I write. Prompt adjustments of all losses. ' Fire, Life, Accident and Casualty. Have Just mldeil to my lino ono of the loading llvo-Mock In Mirnuro companies in the United Hlnte.s. E. I. Chandler Coke Ilulldliig Marshfield Teach Your Children to Save Money-- It's the First Step in the art of getting ahead. See that they have a Savings account IN THIS BANK First National Bank HOME OF THE SAVER Marshfield, of Coos Bay Oregon BK PIIKPAKKD to bliow PIIOSPK1UTY A JOYOUS HKOKPTIO.V mid CONTINUOUS WKLCOMK. You can't entertain prosper Ity, anybody, or enjoy life properly yourself unless you lia'vo muslo In ihojiomo. j SEE US AT ONCE. " Thomas Music Company Coiibolldatlou of Wiley 11. Allen nnd W. 11. Haines MubIc Stocks Oil Central Avenue. PLAN TO TAKE Sumdlay Dinaer AT THE Chaiiidler Hotel The Bub of a ood mrnu Central Avenut