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About The Coos Bay times. (Marshfield, Or.) 1906-1957 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 31, 1915)
t " i T ' i I o THE COOS BAY TIMES, MARSHFIELD, OREGON, DAY, 'DECEMBER 31, T9tg-ErENING dDITipN. k a THREE The Central Avenue Booster Oh. I CENTRAL AVENUE, Flit DAY, DECEMHER ill, 11)13 No. 08 New. Year's Resolution: "THAT I WILL BUY ALL MY GROCERIES IN 1916 FROM THE SANITARY FOOD STORE AND ENJOY THE FULL MEASURE OF PROFIT AND SER- VICE GAINED THEREBY" We will be closed all day tomorrow, but will remain open later this evening to serve you. WISHING YOU ONE AND ALL A HAPPY, SUCCESSFUL NEW YEAR.- Sanitary Food Store SERVICE (Formerly Nnsbnrg's Grocery.) SECOND AND CKNTltAIj PHONE 213 lew Year's That you may have tho happiest,' muMit. hi 11)1(1. mill tlmf. vim 1 " ' ' X inako It bo, I tho sincere ivlsh of Wilson's Jewelrj- Store Central Avenue. A HAPPY NEW YEAR To You Everyone and tho BEST NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION YOU CAN MAKE ' WILL BE To order all your newspapers and iiii'Kalnis for 1010 from tho Marshfield News Company (Formerly Frizcon's Store) Central Avonuo "Wo will deliver any iiiiih'alno or newspaper to your homo on tho day of publication. IN ORDER TO GET GOOD WORK YOU MUST HAVE A GOOD PLACE. I AM PUTTING IN A NEW, MODERN SHOP AT 246 COMMERCIAL AVENUE. JAY DOYLE TAILOHING CLEANING, PRESSING Will call anywhere any time. 230 Central Avcnuo Phono 250 MAY THE COMING YEAR BE ONE OF PEAPc. May It bring Joy and prosperity to each and everyone; and may that festive spirit or tho season, when tho heart of tho world grows tender pcrincnto ovcryonoj Ih our sincere iilsh and desire. A HAPPY NEW YEAH TO ALL. CHANDLER BARBER SHOP J. I. Torrell, Prop. Tho Central Avcnuo Harbor Shop. "Wo wish all our friends an well an our enemies (If wo have any) , n Very Prosperous and Happy New Year SEE OL'H Marshfield Hardware Co. Tho best hi tho Hardware Hue. Broadway and Central Avenue, Phono 31 WE WISH ALIj OUK FRIENDS A'D T11KIH FRIENDS i i- A VERY i P Happy New Year MAY IT UK ONE OK 305 DAYS AND NIGHTS OP SUCCESS AND PLEASURE The Smokehouse Central Avenue's popular mooting . place. FIRST fcd Greetin most successful year jou ever will niM'iiill im In heln vim Wo guarantee our repair ivoik. WINDOWS. When Jn Want of Fire, Life and Ma rine insurance which insures, see SENSTACKEN the Insurance Man THE CENTRAL AVENUE BOOSTER Published Every Friday In the Inter ests of Coos Hay in Gonorol and Central Atciiiio lu particular. Entered nt the I'ostofflco aa strictly First-Class matter; thqro Is nothing Second-Class nbout Central Avenue. Subscription Price. Your good will, and membership In tho Booster Club A HAPPY NEW YEAH TO ALL rr-iIIB BOOSTER tondors Its I readers (which Is tho samo as saying to ovorybody) Its hearty good wishes for 191C. Thoy nro guaranteed to bo gcnuluo, of stand ard weight nnd fineness, and to con tain no benzoato of soda. Wo 'not only offor our good wish es, but wo stand ready to back their sincerity by working for tholr ful fillment In ovory way possible, as wo hnvo In tho past. Wo nro great bo llevors in tho power of a trco press, although wo think that In many Instances a want ad "or a half pago display advisable, and will al ways bo glad to glvo our readers tho benefit of our expert judgment ns to which weapon Bhould bo employ ed. Consultation froo. To tho Mayor and City Council wo tender our wishes for tholr success In carrying out tholr economy pro gram. Thoy Btnrt with a fair cumu lus of working knowlcdgo gntnod from past experience Thoy hnvo learned something about tho rolatlvo specific gravities of a two by eight drain box and Band In solution, of bituminous paving and tho logging Industry. Thoy havo seen tho dtf ferenco In valuo between a homo broken leg nnd a shin scraped on a public sldowalk; between a wutor plant or n frnnchtso lu prlvnto hands, nnd In tho light of posslblo public ownorshlp. With theso and many) othor demonstrated facts as a busts or working knowlodgo, and with a twonty mill tax coming In, they ought, with any kind of luck, to show n nlco surplus nt tho end of tho year. Wo wish tho prosecuting attorney success In enforcing tho prohibition law, not only bocnuso wo nro law abiding, but also bocnuso wo aro afraid that It tho law is not enforced It may bo ro-lnforcod, and wo nro natlsflod with it ns it is. Wo wish to School Hoard, nn It Is now or shall, u0 hereafter constitut ed, mnlo or fomalo, success In all mutters entrusted to It. Tho pro posed national policy of proparcd cdncss makes it nioro Important than ovef that tho young Idea bo taught khow to shoot. Wo wish for tho Port Commission, tho Ilnr Maids of Coos Day, continued success In tholr efforts to got us in to doop water. Thoy havo had tholr "fill" of troubles during tho past year, and wo hopo this year will bo 'bettor. Thoy havo shown tho right spirit, in taking tho city Into tholr confidonco In tholr difficulties, and In not bolng too proud to lot tho city co-opornto with thorn, undor court sanction. As for Central Avonuo, wo trust what wo havo already dono for It Is cvldonco of our furthor good lnton Vons. Wo havo built It up from n muddy, neglected thoroughfnro to nn Avonuo of popularity, pop and pow er. It supplies our community with ; pianos, hay, logs, plcturo sltowa and othor art goods. Thero aro ,otthor residing or having tholr places on Contral Avonuo, threo City Council men, two monibors of tho School Board,- tho newly appointed City At tomoy nnd City Health Officer. Oth er honors aro linmliiont Wo fool a cpeclal leaning towards Control Avo I)R, W. A. TOYI3, DENTIST Hours 9 to 12; 1 to 5. . Room 201, Irving Dldg. Central Avenue. Mnrshfleld WE WISH YOU THE HAPPIEST. MOST SUCCESSFUL YEAR OF ALL AND. WE WILL DO OUR BEST TO HELP TO MAKE IT SO FOR YOU A. T. HAINES FLOUR AND FEED DEALER Central Ave. and Waterfront r.i;c, becauso wo nro whero wo can Ik op nn oyo on It from our sanctum, and vo fcol n ccrtnln responsibility. However, wo desire to display no enpcclal partiality toward any of our wnrds, and wo clnccroly Include , cur good wishes the whole city, col lectlvely nnd Individually. To nil alike wo wish health, happiness. riches, powor, and better collections for 191 G. It requires no excess of good feeling to Include also our sis ter city, North Uond. It Is quite natural, llko spontaneous combus tion. Lot us both, lot us nil, work assiduously together during 191C for tho acquisition of thoso community MGBsIngs which can como only through harmony and hustle Tho Booster will do Its best, and can bo counted on at all times. Happy New Ycnr. SMILE-A-WHILE The Gospel of Good Times llelng Chanter 1 of tho First Epistle to tho Dead Ones According to Saint Hoostcr. And, thoroforo, It came to pass, whon, tho sovon fat years had boon fulfilled, that Micro nroso thoso pmong tho people who cried with ono volco: "Heboid, tho years of famluo nnd darkness nro upon us." And straightway they did crawl Into dark envps, and pulled the caves In nfter them, and did Bhut out tho sunlight. And they lamented with many lamontntlous, Baying: 'Tho years of darkness hnvo como nnd tho sun Mdca IiIb fnco from tho children of mon." Then enmo others who wero wlso 1n that generation, and did bent up on tho stones that woro rolled be foro thoso caves wherein tho calami ty howlers howled, and cried unto thorn to como forth, saying: ''Do hold tho sun still shines, and tho fnco of Naturo Is fair to soo, and thy crops rlpon fast unto tho har vest, and shall andthor reap lu thy Holds whero thou has sown?' But tho dwellers In dnrkness cried to got them henco, Baying: ' Know yo not that darkncBH Is upon tho laud nnd wo cannot boo; nny, verily, oven tho lunula beforo our oyoB? Hero now will wo, hide, for we havo a llttlo provision, but onougn only to sufflco for our own nnods during tho dark dayH, nnd when wo behold tho sun again, thon shall wo como forth and till the fields, but not yet, nor soon." And thoso who woro without hold council togothor, saying; "Nono nro bo blind as thoso who will not ceo, and whoroforo shall wo not ga thor to oursolvoB tho rlpo grnm of theso our flightless brethren which lies rondy to our sickles? Thon ehall wd havo all our own nnd two fold more, and when theso howlers i't tho caves nro nn hungered, lo, wo will Jar looso from thoin many bhokols for that which was tholr own and thoy would not tako. And It (hall como to pass that wo shall wax fat and our sons shall wax strong upon tho land." And It was oven sol . SMIfiE-A-WHlIiE I CENTHAIi AVENUE SAYINGS AQUA AND HOOZH (A Now Year's Ditty) Onco mora thoy sprlug Tho foaming flagon To mako a rhyino For wator wagon. Q. Q. VAN DUY.V How would It do , , , To BUggost "Jag on" ( As an antonym . ., - For wator wagon. J. L TEUIIELI,. Tho It may not Be much to brag on I never fell off Tho water wagon, I 'GENE CROSTHWAITB Flnco at tho dance Wo can not rag on Why should wo clutch Tho water wagou. -JAY DOYLE TODAY'S ADVICE L'elmvo yoursolf, don't ba a gink, JuHt pass tomptatlon by, And never, novcr take a drink Unless, of course, you're dry. jim kellond. the restless day Though Sunday Is a day of rest, It doesn't rest a man by far; We loaf around and feel distressed, And, oh, how restless wo all aro. JOHN FERGUSON STILL A wise moonshiner Is Bill Bolso, For though ho drlnkc his fill, Ho novcr makes a bit of noise; He knows how to keep atlll. - SAM PINE SMILE-A-WHILE CENTHAL AVENUE SAYINGS f . . 4 U. S. Still Abend. Jay Doylo Hays all thoso knockoVs who say that Uor- nany lends tho world In mnnufactur- Ing toys ought to Inspect tho now Ford Dollvcry Car Santa Clans fot ched him. SMILE-A-WHILE Happy New Year. Whllo wo wish ovorybody a Happy Now Year, wo Viol somo apprehension that a good many will bo willing to sacrifice Now Year's day happiness for tho sako of what Joy they may bo able to extract from tills mcmornblo Now Year's ovo. SMILE-A-WHILE Charily "Needed, At Home Whllo wo hnvo nil been tearing ourselves up ovor tho- needs of poverty stricken Felglum and Poland, wo suddenly find wo havo boon criminally negli gent of tho homo folks. Thero Is actually a champagno famluo In Portland, and wo never thought It till It was too lato to help. SMILE-A-WHILE Further ItdToriiiN CoiiHldcred.J -This prohibition law Is not Intended to nb. llsh drinking entirely, but mcroly to lowor tho speed limit, as It wero. If It works, wouldn't It bo n good Idea to restrict autoniobllo own ers to twd quarts of gnsollno n month? SMII,E.A-WIUIjE A Man of Action. Captain Mac gam Is ono of thoso who back up tbelr words with deeds. Ho wroto tho Bong "When Oregon Goes Dry," nnd thon promptly arranged, for tho "Bronkwator" to call at California points, for tho practical convonlcuco of his pntrons. Wo'll bo glad to see tho Captain back; wo havo hnrdly been abln to think up any good pootry fllnco hlu Influence was with drawn. SMILE-A-WHILE Tho Ills If. A strnngcr entcrod .Tako Illllstrom's Sanitary Food Store tho othor day and Inqulrod, "Can I opon an account hero?" "Suro," nald Jako, "you can) opon It nil right; but what I want to know Is If you can closo It after you got It opon oil." HMiriE-A-WIIIfiE Hnvo to Ho Educated. Nick Oh wald Bays metit la rory clcnp horo, hut outsldors havo to bo educated to I. Says n now customer called him up tho othor dny nnd Bald "send mo u dollars worth of beef; If I'm not hero whon Its delivered, tell tho do Uvorymnii to chuck It through tho keyhole." SMlLE-A-WHIhE Supremo None. J. T. Harrlgun: "Them Germans nro not slow about claiming everything thero is; tho Idea of their talking about n plnco lu tho sun." Houry SougHtnckoi (liiBtnutly): "Thnts nothing, thntr nothing, tho English want to claim ovon tho sun; I run across nn old pooiu tho othor day that begins 'England's buii was slowly sotting." Can't Do lb To Them Now. May or Alton and tho two Carls havo bid us nn official goodbye. Thoy hnvo gono boyond "rocall." Wo hopo tholr Biiccossors will got past It with equal succosa. Thoy may bo ablo, all oj thorn, howovor, to "como back". Worries Vh Koine. Enill Dnudol vns Boon Wednesday morning, whon tho thormomotor was bolow freez ing, walking towards hlu Contral Avonuo rcBldouco lu his shirt alcoves, Ho must havo been practising up on kcoplug cool beforo taking up his Couucilmanlc troubles. What wor ries UH 1b how ho Is going to look when tho hot weather come on, A Good Deed, It was awfully nice ol Doraoy Krellzer ot al to glvj Dr. HoiiBOWorth for ChrlstmnB that what-you-muy-calMt which romoves tho dnngor In giving anaoathotlca. f wo woro ono of Doc'h patients, nnd know anything that would further lesson tho danger from operations, we'd ,glvo It to him too, If we could Rfford It. Be Good to Your Teeth TAKE good caio of them they aro Hie guardlaua of yoiif health, DOCTOHS acrco that with clean, healthy teeth one ran avoid iiiiiny of tho ordinary ill". SANTO.Y Tooth Pastco or Ponder Is nhat jou should use and the children hhould he educated to Its use. CLEANSES and beautifies tho teeth and makes a healthful mouth. "The Owl" Tho Central Avonuo Drug . store What your patronage has meant to lis Tomorrow, New Year's Day, Is the eighth birth day of our store, and on its eve we take occasion to renew our pledge and determniation to serve you well the best that honest endeavor and diligence can accomplish. ' Tho very liberal patronago you havo IcstoMcd upon iw during the pant eight years has demonstrated that tho quality and diver alty of our tock U appreciated n In nlso our earnest endeavor to accord jou good service. Tho realization that our efforts nro appreciated gives lis inoro satisfaction than you Imagine. It buojn u up hi our determination to accord you better nnd better service ius tho seasons nnS years roU by. Wo tako this opportunity to thank you for your business and favors and to wish nil A New Year Brimful of Success and Good Cheer COOK'S GROCERY Phono New Year's Greeting Cards and Oil Painted Local Views, Calendars, Choice Myrtle Wood Novelties, Pictures, Photo Supplies, Framing and Enlarging, and Kodak Finishing ' s REHFELDS Special Order Work a Specialty Phono li"fi-J. SSO Central Avenue The First National Baok?F0coos.BAy WISHES TO EXTEND THE COMPMMENTH QV THE SEASON TO ITS MANV FHIEND.H AND DEI'OSITOHS AND WISHES THEM ONE AND Abb pj Prosperous New Year Greetings:- .MAY HEAIril, HAPPINESS, WITH YOU EVEHY DAY 1916 E. I. Chandler Iteprescntlug Fireman's Fund Ius. Co. On eon Ins. Co. Orient Ins. Co. Imperial Ins, Co. Milwaukee .Mechanics Ins. Co. London & Lancashire Ins. Co, Atlas Ins, Co. Yorkshire Ins. Co. To Our Friends and Patrons:- Haling enjoyed n most successful business since lie have been on Coos Hay, ivo tako this occasion to thank you all for the lieneroiw support glicn us and wo deslio to extend to you the greeting of the season a Happy New Year, Thomas Music Company Consolidation of Wiley II. Allen and W. It. IIlne Miwie Stocks 1)3 Central Avenue. PLAN TO TAKE) lew Year's Dinner AT THE Chandler Hotel A GOOD .MENU ROMPT OPULAR ROGRESSIVE 180. PEACE AND PHOSPEIUTV HE DUItlNtJ THE NEW YEAH OF 1 1 London Underwriters Ihs. Co. Phoenix Assurnnco Co. Aetna Life. Aetna Accident & Liability. Loudon & LaucaslUre' Indem nity Co. Fidelity & Deposit Co. Guardian Casualty & GnaraH ty Co. Tk Hub 9f Central Avmviu P S.i lj 11 .! "