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About The Coos Bay times. (Marshfield, Or.) 1906-1957 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 8, 1915)
wwiywfflM giiwmirtwwnwBjwj mifffffi The Central Avenue Booster VOL. 1. CBXTltAIj AVENUK, I'ltlDAV, OfTOIIKIl H, liur, Xo. fl I ffiXTKAli AVI3.VUK 1IOOSTKK tilery IVIchiy In tlio Inter- bf Cww ly ", l'c"cn,, m,u 1 Acnuo lu luirtlcuinr. r ,..infrljin no efHnflV Iciass matter. t,,ero '. nothlnB Sd-Ciaso iiuuu. -"-". --- ; Mptlon rncu. H..- ...... Membership I" He B9tr c,uu . .. ... fHI.V1f t . ,... win. nun rnnntrr. and Ono Wlfo at a tlmo 01 II ili'.iiH""-" To Ho flood. OIK PONTICS. Moro IliiBlnccs. which ho has Folectod u very pretty and npproprlutu nuiiic, which in pulntod on the wlnclshlolil In lurgo letters. Ho calls It the "Zerolono." SMIIiK-A-WlllMi Tho man who declnitna nnd culls jieo- )le names Ih the chiUiiilon oC Justice mid right. Hut tlio one who replies "Is just trumping up lies To l.cep uj that old fnctlonul flBht." SMIliK'-A-AVHIIii: Ml SIC OX (K.vritAI, AVKXli: ju harmonic sioup or tones with the I A lllK Dollar Quite an exdtc-f ' CritlllllH. 'I'lllt Illtrlinul milulnnl iili'. .......I t. 1 .1.1 i. ... ..I' l"Mllrtl' AVliiiSlih Is Ple-emi-1 iiiimiI lu niniliii'iiil in- ii... r-,.u,,i.. i i.iiui.i t .. ..i.. ... it .. ! " "" " "" i'"i"uu ...o.. ..j w n iuiii in uvuiy OUUH' 'JOIIACCO MUX OIICANI.K 111 ........, w.u iiuiiu- ol iiuihiu on lot discord Intn tilt innio miiinr.i :Ui,i,.i.-,..,'u .i.,,i... i.-,....... i f'nn.. II,,.. 1 1 n .. .. . I . . . " " l" '""" """. uijuuu Utllllll- i.oiiP,rrTr .. i ;,',,"" , ,"" u,0jl "-' nmlu iU.u.t hclRhtKiu this tcil It was a coin, but thero was a !u , , , ? . ?'. Um1, nio"Juy"ent by .iimkIhk onto tlio bar- dispute as to the denomination. The ......, ... .. IU... MBiuiiK ai lists. Her 8iiop chord until your misery In other lines, are given nt the Ma- is complete, that roller mav bo tho sonic 1 healer, the Xoblo Theater or more welcome. It follows "the rule the Kinnlah hall. An oicaslonal lin-j"liot as pntlent can stand." Over promptu by malo voices lu other 'sensitive persons lose the full mcu- Piaccs is to no heard, but its dls- sure of Joy by fainting before majority claimed It wns a dollar, and answered the objection that It It Is rumored that the retail to bacco dealers on Central Avonuo are perfecting an organization to fluid the proposed measure of tlio V. C. T. V. to penult liquor only to non- kTIIAI AVKXriJ SAYINGS . . v STHIKIN'f. XA3IIJ Coniplioll. of the Standard Oil ... i iiimiiin vlallm ivas a i fiiiiui "-" celc Alex drove jus car, iu. Will Keep Up To Date. JlnrKcT lond says ho will keep abreast of tho times with tho "Smokehouse," and If tho m oiiosod nieiiHuro of tlio W. C. T. U. boos Into effect u back door en trance will bo provided, so thoso who wnnt n quiet puff or n chow can screen their vices from tho public eye. sMiLr-A-wniiii: lK!linlirH. 'I'llIU- ll'llf llllu .inttllniatlltx looked blK by the claim that that;or lll0 IttW ,V01lI(, nlll0lllt0y bolt1 was only natural nowadays. AnWokliiK. This prohibition law is attempt to find somebody who had designed in uroblbli ilnm. .lrinitiinr iSliro ol inv liv rnllllllli' linrnrn rnlli.f ii flollni. fnii raimm.i.i.,, i--M...t ...i : ..... csslon is without tho scope of this arrives otherwise. U , ' , , T 'ZZ . " "" '.l"" n' "f."- The male quuilet is never drunk. dollar, with ten sinners, was turned s,i little Kobort Heed. If It were. It would bo hooked on .down at the Klrst National Hank. I HI nover let It pmk my lips, u cliarKo of "drunk mid disorderly." j When Iko Chandler saw the display! That vow shall bo my ereod. Heliif? only disorderly, It escapes ar-ho hastened to plae plate Klass In- For I porcelve It won't bo ion rest, and Its flood of harmony Is suraticu on the bulldlm?. , If Hunt the times I read SMlliK-A-WIIII.!-: 1 Till they wilt not let boozo ho yfKSTlOX l-OH Till: l.V ' IJy user of tli w.hI." . . ... ii i . , .. i . - thoso forces labor, tisslduously for ' lu lllu n,lK nc,, Ulm ,no weary a solemn tiiouRht comes to my mind: i drunk article j Central Avenue Is the residence of most of tho local artists and teachers, tind the Mecca of all. it has the only music store In Marsh- field, to say nothing of' tho music carried on tho still nlht air, not dispensing picture bIiow. .only to the young maiden, but also If your Dollar Js hid uuay d'et It out for Dollar Day. You Owe to Your Loved Ones Food that you know is fresh as well as deliriously pure. WE HAVE IT. Ipecial discount allowed on all cash orders bought on SATURDAY AND MONDAY CASH ONLY COOK'S GROCERY ROMPT OPULAR ROGRESSIVE IMioiio 181). tho education of tho public taste. They place beforo us tho best lu musical literature. They tako tho small lad when ho rocs Into tem peramental ecstasies at the toot of J tin horn nnd tho blaro or tho merry- jKo-rotind and try to ultimo his soul to tho beauties of Chopin. They la bor to Kiiido tho young girls past tho ruinous roofs of tho ragtime nnd such mistakes as "Tho Maiden's Prayer," out Into tlio boiiI satisfy ing realms of that which Is good. Thoy Inbor thanklessly, too often. To bo a devotee of art Bounds good, hut It is no moro frco from tho Ills of ingratitude, hcadacho and bad collections than other professions. With all tho effort and all tho good accomplished, (which It must bo admitted is groat,) why, with nil this uplift lu our midst, Is the public taste so low in mutters mu sical? Why do tho peoplo languish for tho blast of the ealllopo and tho i minstrel hand? Why can tho travel- might bo worse. Coos havo a barrel organ. SMlLiK-A-WHIU: Hay might tho cultivation of tho music art nnd ' 8,eo"r- '0MK '. " nivp. Things, 1 put It up to you-- Suppoxo your eyctecth all went blind How could you see to chew? i DIt. W. A. TOYB, I .s.mi..i;-a-wi!ii,i: S.MIIiK.A.'WIIII.i: - If jrur Dollar Is Mil away Cot It nut for Dollar Day. s.MiMM-wim.i: j CKXTItAIi AVHXfi: ! SAYIXOS CKXTHAIj avknuk sayixgs j C. K. OHKKN of Chicago represent ing Armour & Co. of Chicago waa noon on our street today tho guest of Matt Li. May, the Coos nay rep resentative of his pop. and ontor prlcliiK riim. Mr. Orceuo says tho only thing green about him Is his mime and he looks It. Ho says Central Avonuo reminds him very much or dear old Stato Street nnd MIchlKiui avenue because Its so dif ferent. We don't know what ho means by that word different. tMiM:..-vuiiji: If .tour Dollar is hid auay Oet it out Tor Dollar Day. SMI MCA-whim: . ItinXCAUXATlOX When I was a doughnut And you were a bun On the spot whoro tho Sphinx stand now, You staled on tho shelf, A Professional Opinion. Gerald Hunt says Ford's wcio In use lu bi ble times, because It Is written that Klljah "went up on high." SMU.K.A-Wllll.r, Another Proposal. Dave Stafford says ho favors nbsolttto prohibition, lie would only have to change one compartment In his soda fountain,! and he declares soft drinks aro more healthful anyway. s.Mii.i:-A-wfin,i: i'o donned HIT palr. of lilto u'ovos, ami 157 pairs of them CJiKAXK!) PKKKIXTIA'. Your Suits go through tho saino process1. TKV ITS JAY DOYLE'S PLACE TAII.OIII.VCI CLKANI.VC., PHKSSIXG Will call anywhere any time. 50 Central Avonuo 1'hono U50-X EHFELD'S fob!stthl Myrtle Wood Novelties roit souvK.vnts IfiWIUj IIOXKS, XL'T HOWI.S, CAI.I) TltAYS, XAPKIX KINGS, pAXKS, (iM)Vi: AND HAXDKKUCIIIKK IIOXKS, TAIIIiKS, 3iii:sts, CIIAIIIS, VK.VKKH AND I.l'MIIKIl IN Tin: HOUGH. Special Uitlcr Work iv Specially Phono i!7.-.T. Ii2() Central Avonuo ANSCO FILMS Get Insurance that Insures That's the kind I write. You take no chances ' E. I. CHANDLER COKE BUILDING iFire Insurance, Llfo and Accident Insurance, Surety Honcls, TCtc. NT BE A TITEWAD ADVERTISE IN THE BOOSTER I" Good Smokes Wasn't Needed. Dan Kentlng, the Mnrshfleld firo chief, lias returned from tho fair. Tlio expo has been lucky about fires, but If thoy had had one, tho time to havo it was while Dan was right there. SMIIiK-A-WMIIii: . A Ileal Pirate. Three small boys ling dentist with tho Tour koy thing-' sauntering to scliool, saw "Hattle-a-ma-JIg on his auto got a bigger snake Jim" swing Into Central Avc crowd thnn tho artist's recital? Wo '"-' "Oh lookeo, rollers," said ono. "pass" and enn but draw what com- excitedly, "what's that?" "Aw," rort wo mny Troiii existing evidence Bul(l another, "Hints Jest ono o' them or our progress, such us It Is. WojStl1 Slough Pirates." havo got u long way ahead of the."-"-' SMIIiK-A-WIUIiB -tlmo when tho war whoop wns the! Winter Colds Colds tiro some- solo fioluco of tho huiuun cruvlng t wl"t prevalent now, owing to the how it happi:xi:i Hoisted flngou Awful Jag on Sees u drugou Water wagon. s.Miid:.A-winM: THK IIOOSTKK ' The specialist may cure your cancel I Or corns made by your shoos, j Tor other things his euro may an-1 swor Hut The lloostcr euros the blues. ' smilc-a-wiiim: ! ok cocitsi: ' t flftrll .l.ll I illla t.ti uwollw u i V,. . ,7 . i .Thev exchanged mo for polf, hard for Will Duncan to ialt a sIcK ' ,. , .,.,.. - . . . . . .. . I For I was more holy thnn tliott. friend and not talk shop. ,,, ,, 1 Kd Ilargolt. "Struck a poor client today," r mniked Uob Graves. "All he had to offer ns n fee was a watch with out any works In It." "I suppose you took the case?" Interjected Hugh Barclay. SMIIiK-A-WIIIIiK E fine weather, it is said. We ueud ruin. If you havo u cold, do not ne glect to mention it, as nobody would suspect It unless you' did, and it ndds to the general feeling of gloom to cnlnrgo upon your troubles. SMIIiK-A-WIIUii: Want, to bo Understood Tl.o!TmU wo took our muslc uaB Murshrield llrldgo Club held its first mooting for this Bcason Thursday. Tho club wishes it understood thnt this meeting wns lu no senso intend ed to ecllpso tho llrldgo Carnival now being held in North 13 end. s.mim.-a-wiiim: for melody. Our peoplo nro naturally music loving. When tho matter of appro priating n small sum for the Coos Hny Hand wns brought hoforo tho council, oven its opponents shed tears Just llko G I urn Morris hecnuso of tho commands of duty, showing that their passion for music had to bo torn from bleeding hearts in tho Interest of moro pressing needs. An add offering a phonograph for salo kept ono man awake all night answering phono calls. Wo modestly concede tho possibility thnt this proved rathor tlio valuo of Times want adds than a longing for music, but It Is nt loast significant. A merry-go-round went hroko hecnuso it had no organ, and tho chlldoui scorned even tho rearing steeds and tho poetry of motion becauso of tho lack of musical ac companiment, whllo tho band con certs wero all tho tlmo drawing fair crowds nt prico3 of only a -''Jitney" less. Then thero Is tho Juvenllo malo quartet, which has been conspicuous on West Control Avonuo rocontly. Musically speaking, tho Impromptu malo quartot Is moroly a symptom. Thoro Is no Joy on earth onual to that of a malo quartet hearing itself sing. It scorns pity, for Itself or othors. It seeks no audlenco, yet its harnionlos go out to nil within hearing, that is to sny, within tho city limits. Its main objective musically sneaking, is tlio uariier snop cnoru c'oniiiii Avonuo i-.v.....n v,ti. ii,...,i This speclos of chord is nothing but , c.ont,.ni Avenue sent a big ropre- 'Jhe Thoughtful IMllor DITOItS us n rule aro kind heart-! cd and liberal. An exchange tells of a subscriber who died I nnd loft a fourteen years' subscrlp- Hon unpaid. Tho editor appeared as . th lid of the coffin was being sere- J oil down mid put lu n linen duster, . a thermometer, a pnlm leaf fan and a receipt for mnklng ice. s.Miu:-A.wini.i: A Kl'MNlMt l.A(. (An incident at Sumner Saturday, October 2, 1U13) tlt'Wus lust Saturday night Knsy Woik". Tho moving picture jnnn is hero, and says ho Is going to got pictures of tho Xoblo Theater nnd n logging trnin. Ho won't huvo to move his machluo to get them both. Logging trains pass tho the ater about ovory fifttcu minutes. sMiiii:.A-wiiir,i: litueys Conn. In Handy. Its all right to cuss tho Jltnoy, but they como In mighty handy with Judgo Hammond ami Harry McKoown when tholr curs got stalled on tho Coqulllo rond this week. Think or their hav ing hud to wait for u C. It. K. & 15, train. BMUjK.A-WIIir.TC Tills Is Something Llko It. Henry .Scngstackon has shown tho riglitr spirit. Whllo othors nro talking about dollar duy, ha has his monoy up, right in tho show window or his orfico. Or Is that merely stake mon oy . for a hot with Harrigan on tho outcomo of tho French drive? SMILK.jV-WIHLi: DIt. W. A. 'J'OVK, DENTIST Hours 0 to 12; 1 to 5. Doom 1201, Irving ISIdg. Central Avenue. Murshrield hen In Want Fire, Life and Ma le insurance which Hires, see NSTACKEN the isurance Man u Good Poo! Good Billiards and Good Fellows 11 are always found at Ihe Smokehouse Central Avenue's popular mcotm,; - plnce. sontutlon over to North Ilond yestor day to partlcipato In tho big parado which oponed tlio bridge carnival. Wo nro only too proud to accept North Ilond's invitation to "get Into tho procession," and tho Hoostor us sures her thnt wo will try to outdo l "UBiiuuiiiy 10 au nor citizens . . . J who will accept our courtesies on I "dollar day." Sco Hoostor uds ror , comploto program. i SMILK-A-WHILK j j Woman on School lioaid. Tho Progress Club thinks thoro should' bo a woman on tho school board, ho-1 cnuso "women know what little child-', ren need." A Contral Avonuo cynloj remarked that If llttlo children got) moro or what thoy "needed" at homo thero would ho less or it for school! authorities to worry ubout. Tho' Hoostor Indignantly resents this re-' riection on Coos Hay parents. Wo nro ror tho suggestion or tho Prog ress Club. SMILK-.l-WHILK AIwN5lt VACATION Who steals my purso steals trash That Is no idle quip. I havo no ready cash I'm Just back from my trip. -Geo. Sollg. SMILK-A-WIIILi: And met at tho Sumner Hull Just , right Say! Wo hud some rag. Wo 'wont In and all doors locked Had n two step and waltz-tag, We tho windows and key-holes block ed Say! Wo had somo rag. Tho loggers next ,door hold tholr breatli When wo mado that Hnll floor sag Qucss they though't would causo their death Say! Wo had somo rag. Wo Just worked It all so sly And had a tlmo wo'd like to hag It bent eating enko and plo Sny! Wo had somo rug. Our music was cornet, flddlo nnd plaiica Wo had no tlmo to lag It was n time for oyes to sco Say! Wo had somo nig. Wo tho rino haired bunch Don't llko to muko our brag Hut wo fixed tho managers hunch And say! We had somo rng. Tho music wns Just drift away So wo across tho floor did wag Wo hold out till most brenk of duy Say! AVo had somo rag. Wo never would bcloro lu tho public, rng Hut behind tho locked door Say! Wo had somo rug. Contributed Hid SIIIPMKXT OK THK Best California Hay JUST HKCKIVKD Don't forget our high grade flour HAINES Central Acnue. Phono fi2 ,H..I....I..I.H"I"I"I"I"I"I"H If jour Dollar Is hid away d'et It out for Dollar Day. SMILK-A-WHILK - Qonck Tmunnioveirs THK modern morchnnt knows that tho road to success Is QUICK turnover of stock. Fust soiling goods mul tiply tho chances for profit. Thoy keep tho capital work ing. When a good artlclo is udvortlscd in TIIH COOS HAY TIMES It ontors tho "quick turnover" clnss. Public interest is center ed on it demand Is created Tho wlso retullers turn this situation to their profit by pushing tho newspaper udvertlsed goods at tlio time they nro udvertlsed. Thoy inuko now customers nnd Increase sales with no extra oxpouso to thomsoives. WILSON JEWELRY STORE 78 CENTRAL AVE. PHONE 151-L DOLLAR DAY BARGAINS Each. On ood TorA -BARGAIN- AgatM cat, polished and teuttttui In gold filled S.(IO I1.2S aM 11.59 Scarf PUm Ht.(M) JI.SS ad 11.59 Cuff wWIM 91.011 stolM dM children's Hags Sl.oo !.. Wr buttons Jjl.oo $1. ebiM'a bracelets, $1.00 son u bttatr pta Sl.oo FrtawWrtp braclt links fl tmcravd) ror $1.00 Ef gtaaMa aad specue wKk iMtK groaod lens gl.OO $l tofe $loo wt gl4M wtpplwe Sl.oo $t.M U m ay article sbra Ik dtoplay window 0.y H. Wilson Formerly With Red Cross Jewelry Co. Travelers to the Exposition nnd anywhere else in the Unitri Smtt will find that the aafest way to carry their funds Is In the form of "A.B. A." Cheques. They are accepted where a persons! check might naturally be refused. Self-identifying. Issued In $10, S20, $50 and S100. Firstl National : Bank T'OF.COOS BAY -An lis i 1 1 1 1 1 1 frf:i"''f i)jrrf TCi 1 iiQr . LJtlfcBWlTl r".M ' i I - . . -r, - JiM SlJrfiiuie lurmounl. Make Your Home Comfortable Iy iiiHlalliii one ol" our lienliiH,' Moves. "Wood Bui'iioi'.s -OilSloNps -Coal Stoves. 'J'he best niadi' and at most reasonable prices Sco our window. MB ED it HUH C Central Avonuo ami Hrondivny. PliAN TO TAKE SUNDAY DINNER AT THE Chaedleir Hotel The Hub of, a Good Menu Central Avenue CENTRAL AVENUE MUSIC STORE PIANOS, ORGANS, VICTROLAS, RECORDS, SHEET MUSIC AND EVERYTHING IN THE MUSIC LINE We will be glad to arrange terms if you cannot pay all cash. Thomas' Music Company Consolidation, of illi) II. Alton mid V, It. Unities Music Slocks o;i Ccutr.il Avonuo, rtWt ' tift. m-tt&Mu ,UAjaA..,,: