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BWPWg.w?Kra t . l.f 'UVij THE COOS BAY TIMES. MARSHFIELD. OREGON. FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, 1915 EVENING EDITION. The Central Avenue Booster I, VOL. 1. CENTKAT, AVENUE, FltlllAY, SKPTKMHKIt 10, 1015 No. 00 .. ...... tintmtnt irnrnr. Ji;0 CUUI. uiii J'i' " ' Monse IOUBO secruiui-j, iuu l" n few iIb off from hlBoriloiiBilu. tics and "i"'10 n tr"' l0 I'orimiul this week to look at ii now Incin erator v.hntover tlmt Is. When OcorBf Bot lack our sluiitli report er will Interview him. Watch cxt weeks lloostor tor full par SMILK-A-WHILK you tho duration of tho war for It began on tho 3rd of tho seventh month and ended on tho 1th of tho first month of 1871. Ten add tho two years of tho prcsout wnr. 1 14 1015 HOOSTUl U'AH HULLKTINS . ,1, T llarrlRiiu has figured out this coliidueiieo "" "kuc"' Fake tlu two years of tho trnnco Prussan war and add them togeth er. 1870 1S71 3S29. It Is true tlio wnr did commonco on tho 3rd of tho 8th month of toil. Hut It didn't end on tho 2nd of tho ninth month of this war, so now Harrlgnn passes It up to Scng Btackon to figure out when It will finish. .smilk-a-wiiilh k POOD FOLLOW BR MIKES k i , oor w JEER DON'T "KKKP OFF THE CiltASS " HE HOOSTKIl is conducted in tho interest of Central Avenue. Wo will ever contlnuo to yip T I CEXTItAli AjVENUE SAYIXtiS Wntdilnn for Wlrelosx. Evory- tlio praises of this great thorough- ono on Centrnl is now watching for faro which draws to Itself tho traffic I Al Myers, to build his new wireless mid trado of tho great city of South- station In Ills display window, ern Oregon, including tho logging i A (;o0li iiiintor. .Inssn Tnrrnll . went deer huntln recent and -shot coat. a lien nawK. Jesse most generally Spcnkiuir trains. Hut rcnl boosting involves rcallza- and Colby 1'crry, tho g. & p. furni ture dealer, nro building residences In this restricted district. Louis says you can build a house for almost nothing If you do your own plumb ing, and Colby declares that his en tire bill of "of tho first class" fur nlturo will not bo a button off his of Lawyer. Al Neff :!7I1 Tlie flKines thus obtained 1). W. A. TOVE, 4 DENTIST Hours 0 to 12; 1 to C. ' Itooni 201, Irving Hldj. j Central Avenue. Jlar.sliflelil glvo tlon and correction of shortcomings nwny8 ns n ru0 8h0ots something says ho know a man who went to n as wen ns lauuniton or merit, anil wo feel it our duty to tllvulgo tho i when ho goes huntln whether It is . lawyer with his troubles ono time, School Opens Monday GET SUPPLIES HERE ' Wo l",-e nil llio I'lllo necessities for (lio liny mill uliN ami run probably mivc you money on llioni. They Include. Inks Pens Erasers Tablets Drawing Pads SEE Ol'U WINDOW Pencils COOK'S GROCERY P ROMPT OPULAR ROGRESS1VE Phono 180. Fine Gravenstein Apples $1.00 Per Box Don't delay but give us your order at once Guittard's Pure Coffee This absolutely pure product is sold under a guaran tee that if you don't find it pure and the best of 'its kind bring it back and we will return your money. One and a half tablespoons of this coffee will go as far as two ta blespoons of other coffee. We have a full line of Fresh Fruits and Vegetables FOR THE TABLE AND FOR CANNING NASBURG GROCERY Curlier Centrnl Avcnito nnd Second Street. JfLAtf TO TAKE"-" - - SUNDAY DINNER ' AT THE Chandler Hotel The Hub of a Good Menu Central Avenue When In Want Fire, Life and Ma ine insurance which isures, see iENSTACKEN the isurance Man "Meet Me at The Smokehouse" That's wlint wo wan: yon to tell your friends. Use our chairs, use our lobby or tolcpliono. Wo aro only too glad to bo of service. Wo have all tho big leaguo scores every evo nlug. If you want tho latest magazines, a good smoko, tho best that an np toldato tobacco shop can furnish or to enjoy a good game of billiards or pool, wo will bo glad to have you drop In. Gene Crosthwaite & Jim Kellond rather sarcastic comment of a brash newcomer tho other dny, which hurt otir pride and left us without a conic back. Ho remarked that tho motto of Central Avenue seemed to bo "keop off tho grass," and that tho owners of residences nnd vacant lots hnd lived up to It with 'astonishing unity of purpose Ho wondered why tho water company didn't start u cam paign In Us own Interest to cducato tho peoplo to grow lawns In vacant lots, in front of their residences, and on tho parking. Wo don't bellovo our enterprising water company would liavo overlooked any such bet, If practicable. It mustr have found It hopeless, after oxhaustlvo Investiga tion, If any chnncu remains that it may bo done, wo freely offer unlimit ed spaco In tho lloostor (at regulnr rates) for tho accomplishment of this needed reform. Whllo this-regenerating movement la percolating, would It not bo well for tho ways and means commlttco to omulato tho United States Govern ment In enlisting scientific talent In the solution of Its problems. If sonio vegetable growth could bo found which would resecd and spread itself Iko tho da'iidollou, thrive absolutely without attention, and rctnln Ito col or (any pretty tint except dust color) tho year around, tho avenuo might bo dressed up respectably till tho first lino knights of civil beauty could bo mobilized, trained, equipp ed with lawnmowors nnd sprinklers, and taught to finance tho demands of tho wator company. Thus Control Avenuo would add ono moro triumph to Its list, and would bo so popular that tho whizz ing automobiles, with tholr burden of heavy frcjght nnd gny slghtscors, would rip up those portions of tho street, not already demolished, and what ho wont huntln for or not. and the lawyer said, "Thoro Tnko Winning. Oeorgo Turner i"'11'1 n tn'B ' tlle world you can says tho party who has been steal ing from his hen house- is knowed and unless they return said hens or pay for same tho law must soon take its course. A Unique Display Homcstondor (looking nt tho Wiley IJ. Allen win dow display of Victor records) "Xo iiso goln' In there to buy records tho blamed things nro all marked 'not for sale.'" llcditro City Expenses It Is ro spectfully suggested to tho city coun cil that n saving could ho made by having tho street cleaning forco pick up kindling wood on West Central to last through tho winter nt tho City Hall. True Fish Story Centrnl Avenuo Bcvostor (extolling attractions of Coos Day to tourists) "Thero Is flno bathing In Coos Itlver and tho fish aro biting now, too." Fair tourist: "Good gracious, wo don't want to go bathing there; Is tholr bite poison ous?" An Untimely delay Traffic Offic er (detaining Dr. Hoiiseworth on cliargo of exceeding speed limlt)"12x cuso me, Doctor, I didn't seo your red cross sign." Dr. Hoiiseworth: "Woll, get out of tho way then, and let mo go, I'm flvo minutes Into for dinner." Card or Thanhs Fred Smith, of tho Myrtle Arms, tenders his grati tude through this column to thrco Coxtrnl Avenuo men who mot hlni last week when ho was wearing a Lar.dago on his head, and didn't nsk him any fool questions. Another cre dit mark for tho Avenuo. This Slight Help llusrness Hurry McICeown Ih credited with tho state ment that slnco tho quiet business conditions nro purely psychological, prosperity might bo coaxed out If wo should, In tlmo, add now pavo- ovory one, In talking about his busl- monts to our glories SMILK-A-WHILK ft lA ' ill SALINE LAMm For your liv er's sake Tako it In the morning lio foro break fast. IKJc mid JIOu tho bottle. "THE OWL" THE $ STORE l'ho Central Avenuo Drug Sloro Imperial Flour ONLY $1.30 Per Sack TOMORROW Phone nn order tomorrow morning HAINES ncss would employ the cheerful and unfailing optimism of tho Coos Day fishermen, boforo nnd after. Senro Wns Unfounded Clmrllo Lando, tho g. & p. olovator man In tho Coko building, failed to appear promptly, when several occupants of tho building rang tho elevator boll i from tho first floor ono day this week, and It wns feared for n tlmo that ho had lost control of tho car 'and gono out through tho roof. An t anxious search finally located him safe and sound on tho third floor, CaufiMI jAvciiiio Dlplonuu-y n. 53. Shlno, formerly of Coos Hay, but now compelled by n stubborn fato to llvo In Los Angeles, was greeting old frlonds on Centrnl Avonuo last Sat urday. Mr. Shlno encountered a Cen tral Avenuo diplomat In front of tho Chandler, as evidenced by tho follow. Ing: "How do you llko California, Mr. Shlno?" "Very much It's a flno plnco for old peoplo." "Oh, thon you havo your parents with you, have you?" (iiimo Census. Itny Kaufman, "Midge" Welch nnd Hubs Towor ro- turned Tuesday from a trip to Curry j County, whero thoy wont to tako n census of tho largo gnmo animals for tho U. S. Government. THioy brought back specimens to show thoy know what to count, but roport tho an imal population somowhat thinner than their hopes had led thorn to bo llovo. Thoy found tho brook trout to number somo twenty odd, and think that hatcheries should bo es tablished. Tho boys all woro red hats. Centra) Avenuo Men lliilldlng. Central Avenuo Is taking hold of tho development of Porham aPrk. Besides Georgo Cook, on whoso now bungalow tho lloostor column made such a scoop last weok, Louis Gorr, the w. k. Central Avenuo plumber, do." and charged him $10 Will Mnko Moro Money. Thoro aro soveral men In our mldBt who nro verltablo Croesuses what ovor that Is they aro making n pllo of money of late and ns a matter of fnct thoy havo been well supplied with tho shekles over slnco the platform dances of tho Fourth of July. What they made then nt 10 cents a throw can only bo guessed nt. Theso solf samo self made young men nro now said to bo politicking, for tho open air danco concession during tho llrldgo Carnival In North llend. Wo would n't glvo their names, not for any thing, but for further Information suggest asking Don Lawyer, Den Fisher, John W. Motley, Dill Goodrum nnd Rudolph Copplo. Hurt in His Sleep. 'Gene Crosth wnlto got a turrlblo suprlso tothor sight. Geno who has tho habit of walking In his sleep dreamt ho wns picking cherries, nnd when ho waked up ho found himself with nothing on hut his underclothes way up In thu limbs of n treo near his houso and ho was awful chilly as thoro was a heavy fog. When Geno waked up to his actual situation, ho was so surprisod ho lot go nil holts and foil thru tho limbs of tho treo clean to tho ground with a nwful hump which knocked tho breath outon him. Geno says If it hadn't hcou for tho limbs to break his fall ho would of broko his fool limbs. As It wns ho only got skinned up somu ami a black oyo and his feelings In jured considerable nftor which ho returned to bed In disgust.- , I'KHSOXAT, MENTION. L DH. TOYI3, who motored to Califor nia, returned by steamer. Seems to bo tho custom. UOY LAWHOItNE wns out aftor col lections on tho Avonuo tills weok, and gave us permission to publish tho Item as a Joko. FUANIC COHAN says Its a funny thing that Itay Olllvaut novor sells anything without first giv ing It n wolgh. I. S. KAUFMAN has killed two mil lion flies this scpson In the win dows of his real cstato offlco. Ho says tho shoo business ,1s merely a sldo lino with him. AHTHUR UHHFELD says that tho follows who go huntln' loaded with an Ansco always ot tho limit tho first day ho means tho limit of tho deer and not of tho Inw. HBNItY SENGSTACKKN, our real cstato man always looks out of tho window" when tnlklng to a prospective buyor nnd J. T. Hnr- rlgnn says ho is looking for an other. DH. HAYDON visited Control Avonuo this weok, for tho purposo of making a roport on tho fauna and flora of this section on display in! tho window of Henry Sengstack on's offlco. Ho found nlmoit ovory variety except the olive branch. A ,T. HAINES roturned from San Francisco tho first of tho wouk making tho trip In his Ford In a little ovor two days. A. T. says that Doc Dlx is tho only mnn that can drlvo a car fnstor than ho can and ovon Doc Dlx can't do It. FHANK HAGUE, owner of tho pret ty Httlo oasis on which stands "Tho Hague", fifty feot from Central Avonuo on Fourth Str.eot. claims that it was sheer civic pride that caisqd him to beautify tho placo with a lawn, and not tho proximity of tho Marsliflold Wator Company's warehouse, or a deslro t,o bo "queer." Central Avenuo. I'liono r,2 r ritED M'CLEES, First Assistant. ...;..t..;..t....;......4..H"I"l"l"hi' Every Woman Who Reads the Booster Should have one of our handsome earthenware tea potsthe price only 40c to 75c. SEE OUR WINDOWS. WAKE UP Our alarm clocks will help you. Come in and get one. HARDWARE Central Avenue and Hrondwuy. ISHFIELO A Regular Vacation To visit our Soda Fountain Clean, invigorating and pleasant surroundings are what you find here. The thirst disappears in a jiffy andOhl how you hate to break away. A Box of Stafford's Delicious Cnndy should be in' the lunch basket. Stafford's Sanitary Fountain Central Avenue lMione 80-Tj Fresh Fruits And Vegetables TIid rnakwatcr todny brought us n fine consignment of fruits nnd vegetables nnd this, with our supply of Coos County produce, makes an excellent offorlng for Saturday. Don't overlook our special offyr on tho TKICOIjATOR which will mnko bettor coffee nnd redticn your coffeo bill. We will be glad to show It to you. Save - Money - on - Coffee Try n Found nf our O. (Sb.W. Special at 35ds. Tills Is the lio.st hulk coffeo on tlio market nt this prlco nnd t r can't 1h bentcii for TTlJC GHivasnt & Weaver Corner Third and Central. Phone 199. GET THAT SUIT CLEANED AND PRESSED WHILE THE BOSS IS AWAY' We want to show you that we can do work as well as when he is here. Let us show you. JAY DOYLE'S PLACE TAILORING CMCANING, l'ltHSSING , Will call anywhere any time. 2.",(l Centrnl Avenuo . I'liono 230-X FflRST MATIOMAL Of Coos Bay recommends "A.D.A." Chrqyts to travelers taking long trips In any rrt of the country. Safer to carry than actual money, wblch can seldom ba recovered, If lost or stolen. Hotels, railroads, ateamihlp lines and the best merchants accept thrm. Just counter-slRn a chequi and pay the bill. Issued In $10, $20, $50 and $100. 'A.B. A' SE Cheques ' t f - I .ft l rl . -rf. 7vlt PI fift jijsi-!T'.Tpr-I..j-t-e.i v.' - . .IrrT HI WfiI. ill fl lSse? .:)"! A";? J r :- .iiogasS9 vHjVPZ&Z? In ml WkM'&ss&2S: '.-JCvMNSfc 'S3,m' "- -'-S2yrSI m fnnVi&i, .iiuAi J KJTU REHFELD'S FOB!sTTHE Myrtle Wood Novelties FOIt SOUVKMHS .THWIlij IIOXFS, NUT HOWLS, (WHO TltAVH, NAPKIN KINGS, CANKS, CJI.OVK AND IIANDKHIICIIIKF ItOXKS, VAIIIiKH, CIIKSTK, C1IAIIIS, VHNKKIt AND IA7AIIIKK IN T1IK ItOUGII. , Hpeclul Order Work a Kpeclulty Phono U75-J. il'M Central Avenue ANSCO FILMS Get Insurance that Insures That's the kind I write. You take no' chances ' E. I. CHANDLER COKE BUILDING Flro Insiiranre, Life mid Accident IiiNiiranro, Surety Konds, Kte, CENTRAL AVENUE MUSIC STORE PIANOS, ORGANS, VICTROLAS, RECORDS, SHEET MUSIC AND EVERYTHING IN THE MUSIC LINE We will be glad to arrange terms if youcannot pay all cash. Thomas Music Company Consolidation of Wiley II. Allen and W, It. Hiilues lUusIo Stocks 1)1! Central Avenuo,