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About The Coos Bay times. (Marshfield, Or.) 1906-1957 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 27, 1915)
A vtr"" CIVE THRCIr T"-iy THE COOS BAY TIMES. MARSHF1ELD, OREGON, FRIDAY, AUGUST 27, 1915- EVENING EDITION. Avenue Booster l'HIDAV, AUGUST 27. wr, No. i. . '"" "The Central v0k 1. CENTKATi AVENUE, gBBBOSfflraCTESSS You can de- depend upon JtiSL jvvl a Druggist aW68!? yoii a substitute or oinct,1iln Just-ns-Kood ho Is im lipt ti substitute? on your preset iptlon. "Till' OWL" Jims ,, subclinics- to 'Mur i' no (o ki'IihI. HiIiij; vmr picsrrlptlons (o us for mo mo Sijitllihs Pure Chemi cals (""I Pharmaceuticals', which are your dot tor's Hieatcst aid In sicklies. "THE OWL" The (Viilnil Are. Drug Slow. Look for "Owl" Electric Sluu Coos County rodueis FRESH FROM GARDEN AND ORCHARD FRESH VEG ETABLES AND CHOICE FRUIT MHO Itll'i: TOMATOES GHEEN COKN STIIIMi IHWXS LETTUCE CKLKKV In fad trtliIiiK lliat utoivh hi (Im Kurilen. .Somo lino Piv-h 1'nill for T lilu mill CiiiiiiIiik Purposes. llio IjiiIIon of (Iio Christian C liurrli Mill liolil n Special Cooked I'ihiiI Nile lieu tomorrow. E VfiylUIni; kooiI (n oat. NASBURG Corner Central Avomio and Second Street. Ed Meade. Kandy Nook I sell Candy, Peanuts and Cigars, And ought to be behind the bars; Cigars make smoke, 'the peanuts choke, And the Candy can ses family jars. Noble Theatre. Central Avenue. GOOD THINGS FOR THE TABLE No li.uoii lino lino of KKESH I'KUITS and VKGETAHLES to Inapt Jaded appetites. h-a Xri Crop Ciunlioriics I'lno Cauliflower laacj Head Lolliieo Carrots, KndMie.s Parsley Summer Sgnasti New Pumpkins Green Corn l'rosli Klpo Tomatoe.s Stilus I leans Cucumbers ltcd Heels llucklohcrrlos Plums Grapes Klnckberrles St rim berries Coos River Apples, box - - 50c Bartlett Pears, for canning, box $ 1 .00 Qlliv&nt Corner Third and Central. Phone 199. i'LA TO TAKE" SUNDAY. DINNE TrS rl K' iiiVi AT THE Ck&andlleir Hotel The Huh of, n Good Menu Central Avenue When In Want f Fire, Life and Ma "ne insurance which insures, see SENSTACKEN the Insurance Man "Meet Me at The Smokehouse" That's what wo wan: you to tell your friends. Uso our chairs, uso our lobby or telephone Wo nro only too glad to bo of sorvice. Wo havo all tho bis loaguo scores overy ov ulng. If you want tho latost' magazines, a good smoke, tho best that an up-to-date tobacco shop can furnish or to enjoy a good gamo of billiards or pool, wo Mill bo glad to havo you drop In. Gene Crosthwaite & Jim Kellond FltED M'CWJKS, First Assistant. ill A Cheeses Are Not in the Grocery Stores tii i j c-kntuai, AncNuirfioosrEK Published Every Frlilny In the Inter ests of Coos Hay In General and Central Avenue In particular. Subscription Price Your goo'd will, and membership In tho Dooster Club Entered at tho Postofflco as strlctlv Klrst-Clnss mnttor; thoro Is nothing Second-Class about Central Avenue THE KXOCKKIt "Tliure'H a girl who has a splou dld ear for music," remarked Thay er Crimes, after tho young lady had rendered a vocal selection. j "Then It's n pity she can't sing I with her oar," replied John For- KUHOll. smilk-a-whilh IIOOSTEH WAlt HULLKTIXS I mel a prolilbltlonlst Paid he, "I'm on tho blink, I fear tlioso (Ioniums yet will drive, Tho HiiBslnns back to drink." Entitle 1). Cohan. oo$ 4 t 4 4 i v Tho near approach of school opening suggests thnt educational plans In Itussln should Includo n scheme for teaching tho young Idea how to scoot. $ J. T. Ilarrlgan Is wnltlng anxious ly for Henry Sengstnckcn to return. Ilo wants to ask lilin if tho Ocrmaus use Insect powder to hurl shells Into tho Hug district. George Seollg says that If things continue this way along tho eastern front tho Cznr will soon havo to call out tho 10 in reserve or Grand Dukes. smile-a-while GOOI.-HAI AXD...IXDirUEItKXT (Written for Tho Hoostor.) Thoro Is a man who lives In our town, Whorovor ho goes there's a frost, Ilo sued a poor widow for I!0 cents, And raved about tho cost. Thero Is a man on old Coos liny, Oh! What will bo his fate? Ilo oM'cd an old woman a laundry bill, And wanted her to (ako It In real estate There Is u ne'er-do-well In overy town, A curso to that city sont, Who lives In your house a couplo of mouths, And moves to pay the rent. Thero Is a man, u dandy man, Ho may your coiibclonco par, When you mention his last month's bill, Will smllo and say, "Just paid It on my car." Hut thero Is n map I am glad to say, Who novor scorns dismayed, If ho can't get his bill nil cash, Will take a part In trade. Hut thank tho Lord, most men nro good, So nro our women, too, Thoir llko to pay tholr honest debts, Whonovcr they como due. W. H. C. sm1lk-a-wjnle iiiffkhext motives Somo wives won't on vacations go, Or from their husbands rove. With somo It Is suspicion, bo; With others It Is love. HU. W. A. TOVE, DENTIST Hours 0 to 12; 1 to 5. Koom liO I, Irving Hldg. Central Avenue Mnrslifleld I cextkal avenue SAVINGS I , Wo' iv Waiting, Al Al Neff prom ised to cnll us up whenever ho gets an Idea for The Hoostor. A Vacant Chair. Thero Is a va cant chair In the Chandler lobby this week. Georgo Cnrleton Is out at Sam Pine's camp near Powers this week. Some lilcense Hob Watson says that tho open season has kept iiim right busy Issuing dear licenses tho past week but that ho still has a low left. How about It, Al? An Ac-ldeiit While cutting two foot wood for kindling Hen Chandler nenrly cut ono foot with a axe It wood ho hard to find n moro awkwardor person with a nxo than Hen. J'oive of Habit- Havo Stafford sayB ho still goes through tho mo tions of parting his hnlr on tho left side because trained that wny in boyhood, nlthougli tho hair has left Instead of tho part. Subscribe for Tho Hoostor It Is good to read, good to advcrtlso In, flue to lay on cupboard shelves or put under carpet, useful to wrap things In or to build fires with. Subscribe nt once Let. the My ScM'ens I'ly. Al Nett snys ho Is offering somo great bar gains In fly screens this week. Al Is offering these screens becnuso ho doesn't want to carry tliom through tho winter nnd to ninko room for now goods. When It conies to blznoss, Al Is pretty fly. Didn't Itm-ii tho Cigars. Thero was so much smoke around Herman Illllyer's place last Wednesday that some folks thought 'Gcuo Crosth waite hud moved his "Smokehouse" farther down Central avenue Her man snys ho vant3 it distinctly un derstood that tho smoke- smell was not caused by his cigars. Visits City. John Kronholm camo ovor from Front street tho other night nnd says If It wasn't so far from Central avenue to his country homo In Ferudalo ho Mould soon git to bo Just ns citified as Walter Hut- ler, providing Harry McKcown didn't rnlso Del Hcngston's room rent for overtaxing Its capacity. Near Accident. Don Lawyer says that If Hill Goodrum don't soon learn how to start an auto without going Into high gear on tho first turn, there Is linblo to be an accident because he can't keep moro tiuu half a dozen passengers In tho rear seat from being thrown out over the top, through tho top, or other wise. Pi V.slug Huslness. Andy P. Da vis, our est. d. sheriff, mnde a brief stop on Central avo. this wk. whilo en routo to North Hend for nn lm portnnt conferonco concerning tho dear licenses In which Hob Watson has been doing such a rushing blz noss lately. Wo hopo (o print un official announcement of tho con feronco scon. Lightning Hods somo of the peculiarities of Coos Hay folks. The other day ho found a man on Cntnral avenue wiiti Is a candidate for membership in the "Don't Worry Club." This follow Is considerable or a tltownd. To worried all day because he breathed In oxygen and breathed out hydrogen nnd could not tell which was the tho cheaper! Ilo didn't know wheth er ho wns mnklng money or losing It when ho wns breathing. SMILK-A-WHIMI PKHSONATj MKXTION. L. HUNDREDS Of Marshfleld Housewives say orn KW Imperial Flour is tiii: nnsT OV COOS HAY I Into yon tried a back? Phono mi onlcr toniorroM- morning HAINES i ' Central Avenue I'liono r2 .-HH"H-WH,W',frfrM' Geo. E. Cook Is thinking somo of having lightning rods put on his now palatini resi dence thnt ho Is orcctiug to avoid having it struck by lightning dur ing tliundor showers. Of courso wo don't novor hnvo any thunder show ors horo but Georgo's first assistant holper E. Tacha, camo from n coun try whom thoy did havo thunder showors nnd lightning rod agents and ho thinks It would bo n good thing. Georgo says It Is tho tliun dor that scares him and not tho lightning. Gels Plato Glass. Clay Church, who has a doublo hoodoo when It comes to motorcycles, had nnothor of his rogiilnr accidents this wk. It M-ns bad enough, but Clay says It wasn't ns bad ns It might hnvo been for ho Mas not dlsflgurod, MATT L. MAY snys that when you put up nt somo hotels you rnther put up with them. JAY DOYLE Is on -the Joy Zone In Snn Francisco this week and we we wish wo wero there. AUGUST FHIHEEX Is busy with preparations for tho Eagles pic nic. Ho takes his responsibilities seriously. HOU MAHSDEN snys ho knowa the best pleturo show on Coos Hay. Anyway It Is tho only one ho over goes to. E. 1. CIIANDLEH Is going to San Francisco today, but The Hooster Mill continue to publiBh items ! about him right along as wo havo n lot of stuff on hand about him that ho wrote heforo ho left. . LILJEQVIST, our well-known District Attorney, wns in our midst yesterday from Conulllo. Ilo is figuring on moving to Cen tral avenue, hut whether to get nearer to crlmo or further away ho didn't state JIM ALLEN, tho well-known North Hend shlnglo manufacturer Mas seen on our street tho first of tho week, huvlng recently return ed from nu auto trip to tho , San Diego nnd San Francisco fairs. Jim says repairs cost only IT, cents, hut ho didn't Itomlzo the rest of his expenso account. Why not, Jim? A. T. HAINES went to Conulllo to day and loft thoso two sturdy hay makers Lcn Schmltz nnd Hill Sul livan In chnrgo of tho hay har vest. When Yo Editor called Lcn Mas pitching into a plug of to bacco and Hill was raking up his memory to find a renson why ho should work nnd ho couldn't find It. Try n M'ant ad In Tho Hoostor, Hill. KAY OLL1VANT accompanied by Mrs. Olllvant, expects to leave Saturday evening for Drcn'stor Vnlley to see M'hat has becomo of Fred Weaver and nil tho doors ho wns going to shoot ns soon as tho season opened. Fred has been talking nil summer about tho largo numbor of five pointers that ho had located and said as soon as It m'ob open season ho wns going to movo In on them lu mnss od formation nnd mnko thorn think ho M-ns tho Gorman army with n battery of 12-centlmotor guns. Kny snys all ho M'nntH Is ono pointer ns to M'horo tho deer Is and ho will tnko enro of tho flvo pointer. THE SMOKEHOUSE M1XRTKELS (Kellond and CrostliM'alto) "Haven't you got a brother who's a minister?" "Ho wns a minister but ho wont Into tho hat business." "Why did ho lenvo tho church?" "For soven rensons." "What aro thoy?" "A wlfo and six children." "Did you know that today Is my birthday?" "Let mo congratulnto you." "How old do you think I nm?" "I don't know but you don't look It." "Tho othor day my girl had her fortuno told by n palmist." "Girls make mo tired. They are maimed, or put on the undertaker's always going to got tholr hands calling list. Howovor, n plato glasi at Goodrum's garago has u shattered nppearanco nnd Clay's pocketbook Is shattorod to tho cxtont of ?0, or will bo as soon as Will Goodrum offects a settlomont. Tho iilnto glass wasn't n good hitching post for tho motorcycle, and Clay says ho can't seo M'hat thoy havo plato glasses around gnrages for nnywny. Why He Woirles. Frank Cohan, of "Tho Owl," Is ahvays discovering read. "Yes, nnd men nro always going into saloons to get tholr noses red." SMILK-A-WIULE STICKS TO HIS LAST mo A cobbler's M'lfo once said to ".My husband bus a past, Hut ho is good now, although ho Is not too good to last." GENE CROSTHWAITE. SMILE-A-WHILIl POR THE PICNIC SEASON PICNIC HASKETS AUTO HAMPEHS ICE CKKAM FKKKZEKS PAPEH TISSUE TOWELS SEE Ol'U WINDOWS lul MM HELD R01 ECO. Central Avcniio nnd Hrondway. A Regular Vacation To visit our Soda Fountain Clean, invigorating and pleasant surroundings are what you find here. The thirst disappears in a jiffy and Oh! how you hate to break away. A Box of Stafford's Delicious Candy should be in the lunch basket. Stafford's Sanitary Fountain Lcnirai .ivenuo Phono KG- GOOD PEARS FOR CANNING Were never better and never so cheap as they ar: right now. Do not delay a day in placing your orders. The fruit is in prime condition to can and will neve be cheaper in fact this will probably be the last ship ment. A LARGE BOX FOR $1.00 Phone your orders at once COOK'S GROCERY ROMPT OPULAR ROGRESSIVE Phone 181). GET THAT SUIT CLEANED AND PRESSED WHILC THE BOSS IS AWAY' We want to show you that we can do work as we!! as when he is here. Let us show you. JAY DOYLE'S PLACE TAILOHING CLKAXIXG, PKESSIXG call anywhere any time. 2o(l Central Aveuiio Phono HS0-K Wj-- FIRST MATIONAL BANK Of Coos Bay recommendB"A.B.A." Cheques to travelers taking long trips In nny part of the country. Safer to enrry than actual money, which can seldom b: recovered, If lost or etolen. Hotels, railroads, steamship lines nnd the btst merchants accept them. Just counter-slRn a cheque and pay the bill. Issued in $10, $20, 550 and $100. A.B. A' Cheques W!W" REHFELD'S fob!stthe Myrtle Wood Novelties KOK SOUVEXIHS .1EWEL HONES, NIT HOWLS, (Willi THAVS, NAPKIN KINGS. CANES, GLOVE AND IIAXIIKEKCIIIKI''' HOXES, TAHLES, CHESTS, CIIAIHS, VENEEIt AND 1,1'MHEIt IX THE HOUGH. Special Order Work u Specialty Phono liT.'-.I. -'-() Central Avenue A N S C O FILMS Get Insurance that Insures That's the kind I write. You take no chances ' E. I. CHANDLER COKE BUILDING I'lro Insurance, Llfo and Accident Insurance, Surety Honda, Etc. CENTRAL AVENUE MUSIC STORE PIANOS, ORGANS, VICTR0LAS, RECORDS, SHEET MUSIC AND EVERYTHING IN THE MUSIC LINE We will be glad to arrange terms if you cannot pay all cash. Thomas Music Company Consolidation of Wiley II. Allen mid W. It. Haines luslc Stocks til Central Avenue.