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frj2i!-J. M THE COOS BAY TIMES. MARSHFIELD, OREGON. FRIDAY, JULY 16, 1915 EVENING EDITION. THREE The Central Avenue Booster i : i VjK VOL. 1. CKXTRAL AVJCNUK, I'M DAY, .ll'LV 1(1, 11)1.". No. 52 Y n ET those Films for Sunday Wo do Doio.loping nnd Printing llrlng ns j our next roll i Be Good i You .11 be iappj Maybe 66 m ws 59 Tlic Cuitr.il Avenue Drug Store CLOTHES GLEANED PRESSED & REPAIRED oxk siit a wkkic for $:t.ui a .month 'ltfessiiig only one Mill n ucok for .SU.OO a inoiilli, cleaning tmil ?V ! I picsslng fXlra. 'J'iM' u.w. ., ..ii JAY DOYLE 'ill calhanywhere any time. 25(1 Central Avciiii.. Phono ".-ifi-X -in 1 ,". f Borax Adds to the Home . Cheer and Lessens House hold Labors "y'"Vo have Just put In a f 'flttcts'ivnlcli aro now rocognlz ,Icd isos adding to tho health 'well' na llclitenliii: tho duties .,Cv'I?br tlio tollot, In the left in tho sick room, and tholr m substitutes Mud no superiors. Dornx Soap, Horaxold, Ilo V dorcd'Borax nro tho flvo forum j A. doiuoiiHtrntor will call , and Its' uses. Remember we h glad to .fill your order. s ' i COOK'S GROCERY nil lino of tho famous Rornx pro ud nu a household necessity, the var um! rlioorfulncHS or tho home as of tho housewife.- ohen, In tho laundry. In tho nursery, any needs, llorax iiroductH havo no raxo, llorax Soap .Chips and poiv- It conioti In. at your homo to explain Its morits avc the complete lino and will be ROMPT OPULAR ROGRESSIVE ! "" f bono J HI). ML ' I' ' Jl JfclHoa't forget Hnlr mull .in JUST LOOK AT OUR WINDOWS our bargains ,In China. The low prices prevail on sots as well as odd pieces. Sco'thoso famous South liend ranges. They nro tho latent and' lest of tho BtovenmheiH' products. i " Wo hnvo aoino fine reed clothes baskets. & -..-MARSHFIELD HARDWARE GO. ." Control Avcnuo and 11 road way. A-T .g, V II 4 LEvery Possible Bamlflbg mm - tflW.jrc? n n TV WW n mresy to uot raicroms Tlio following of (Ills policy has resulted in tho Mc.idy .uid substantial growth of this bank since it was established. Kvery doposl (or, no matter how small, is entitled to and twelves fiery possible courtesy and necoin niodatioit hero. This is a homo hank own ed, managed ami controlled lj local citlons It should he VOl'R hank. Hirst Ns Ltional Bank Central Avenue Bay; Marshfield, Oregon rjomff co own pkoplk op rourlas, LANK, coos am) crmtY j ,- couxtiks. Including Old Gtouth, Second roivti7?5iid Saplings. Wo want to ollyouffiliiit Dr. Leslie, :f tlio Itll if" JtJlyjJjVoiuiultleo told us yoster-1 IwytimFjIai'slifield is going to liave ! Uo'h'eKtli of .July celohr.it hut on j wrllil'ljcoyeriiig July Slid, lth and )UtSM; Jio wants all of you to j omofand bring your friends. Wo CHOwllTjv Leslie and Mill guarantee is8S$h'l truthfulness. tit! guarantee Abstract co. tad the Bough? TDK ClCXTKAL AVU.VUK HOOSTKR OUR STAFF. Mnnagliig Editor. "Nationally Ad- vortlBed" Frank D. Cohan. Dairy Kdltor Ivy Condron. Financial Kdltor. Dorscy Kreltzcr. Rnidon Kdltor Hay Olllvaut. Recreation ICdltor it. T. llnrrlgnn. Musical Kdltor Ti. I;. Thomas. IVoiioor Kdltor Coo. K. Cook. Children's Department "Candy Kid" Stafford, Koltor. Published Kvcry Friday in the Inter est of Coos Day in General and Central Avcnuo iu particular. Subscription Price. Your good will, nnd membership in tho Booster Club Ol'lt PIjATFOHM. Ono Street, Ono Flag, Ono Country, .. ..and Ono Wlfo at n time Oim ItKTilOIOX. To Do Oood. Ol'lt POLITICS. Moro IliiRlnoES, Entered nt tho PoBtofflco as strictly First-Class matter; thoro Is nothing Sccond-Clnss nbout Central Avenun. TDK I.KTTKIt "K" AtSAlX I ICdltor Uoostor: Obsorvlng an Item , in your issue of July 2ml In referenco Uo tho peculiar qualities of tho letter "e," I reiiioniber n verso that 1 ad I mired and deposited In tho upper story, I, o., my head, In tho year ts:i!i. Tho Letter 1C. The beginning of all eternity, Tho end of tlmo and space, Tho beginning of every end, And the end of every place. Star Key. s.miuc-a.wiiili: tin; cacsic of tin: wad Ceo. 11. Anderson, who claims to bo neutral, took his pencil and pa per and flvo minutes tlmo yesterday and gave tho cause of tho war In Kuropo.iiH follows: 'Head tho first luttnr of each word down.) tier tunny llussla Austria Dolglum Franco Knghuid Servla Turkey Then ho discolored that tho in itials of his unmo also stood for (lorinany, llussla, Austria, making him still moro neutral. T. SMILICA-WIIILK CICXTUAL AVKXl'E SAYIXOS O llawaiiaus Hero. Several Haw- tillaii8 arrived on Central avenue CBtcrdny and woro mighty surprised when .Senator Coko addressed them In their nallvo tongue. Central avenue gives tho glad Aloha to (ho whole world. t , How About This, Doe? '(Jeno C'rosthwalto Is telling tho story about a Central nvenuo physician, five won't say which ono, that tho Dr. upon returning nfter visiting a patient sat down to his piano and played n funeral march. For" Rood Hoads. Tho following was handed us by Dave Stafford as his report of a speech prepared by A. T. Haines for delivery at tho good roads meeting of tho Chamber of Connnoreo. ".My fellow citizens: I don't want to say anything about anybody, but look nt California. What has she got? Miles and miles of flno ronds. And what has Coos County got every tlmo it rains? .Mud! .Mud! Now, my fellow citizens, what 1 wish to say is this: 'Como let us put our heads together and ninko u block pnvcnient.' " llmv About Your .Subscr.'ptlon? Hnvo you paid your subscription re cently? If so, how recently? Tho rnnnon wo ask Is that whether you have or not Is of considerable Importance to us us editor and pro prietor of tlio largest and only newspaper on Central nvenuo and unless you pay up your back sub scriptions or a portion of tho samo wo expect to havo to go Into bank ruptcy In tho future. If this In terests you kindly govern yourself accordingly. .S.MILIC-A-WIIIIii: A LITTIdC SKIH.MISH KniCIT.ICH'S LATICST STOHY W mm GOOMfgf , Friends of Dorsoy Kroltzor will bo glad to learn that ho is Improv ing. I am cortnlu of It, for hero Is a story ho brought hack with him from Ohio: "A bank in a small town In Ohio alerted a now president. Tho man had been presldont but a short tlmo when tho hanking department -received a telegram from him asking that an examiner bo scut at )nco. The examiner wont, but fooling cer tain thnt tho bank was In good uhnpo, went direct to ho presldont, who was not nn active offlcor, and iihkod tho cause of his anxiety. 'W'.iy,' exclaimed tho man, 'when 1 was uloctod president of tho bank the overdrafts, according to tho upo.ts woro nbout $S00. Yos sir! Woll, I wiim Jn thoro yesterday looking over tho books nnd they showed tho over drafts only a Httlo over ?200. What's become of that ?G00?" S.MILK.A-WIIILK TRY OUR FLOUR. Good Flour Makes Good Citizens. BE GOOD! I I Henry Sengstai ken, Mgr. , Haines FLOrit FKKI) AD II Y Waterfront, Central Avcnuo Till! S.MOKKHOl'SIC I MIXSTHICLS "What do you do for n living? ".My wife takes in washing." "I wondor if I know your wife?" "Sho was ono of tho Uorry sis ters." "Which ono?" "Iluckle." "I'm not fooling well today." "Hero's somo medicine, mum. Tnko a doso at 8 o'clock." "Yes." "And if you'ro not dead nt 9 o'clock tako another doso." "1'vo a great mind to glvo you a job. I'll glvo you work if you can show mo n reference from your last employer." "Sure I can. Hero it is." "This letter says that you'ro a low down, lying, drunken thief, nnd that " "Hold on. I gavo you tho wrong letter. That must bo tho ono my wife wrote to lior mother and gavo mo to mail. Hero's my roferonro." "Why, this referenco is dntod 1S72." "That's tho last tlmo I had a Job." S.MILIC-A-AVIIILi: Tho principal difference- botweon a wife and a woman who Is moroly' engaged Is that the wlfo puts on her own rubbers. "When tho war's over and tho (lornians aro whipped," exclaimed Harrlgan, "I know a good Job for tho Kaiser." "What is it?" asked Sengstacken with a scowl. "A diver's Job," replied Harrlgan. "So ho can go down and look at his fleet now and thou." o . PKItSOXAL .MKXTIOX. : L. L. THOMAS Is getting over a touch of his old affliction auto niobllltls, there still bolng a little hesitation in his navigation. JAY DOYLE wns fooling so doggono hluo tho othor day that ho told Yo Editor ho didn't want naught but a coffin and had his doubts about getting that. JESSE TEUKILL, our vlllngo bar ber loft this weok for Oold Ueach and whllo tho boss Is uway Al Olossoj) says ho will charge cut rates for trimming your linir. HIVING CHANDLER mado n trip over to Front street this week. Ho heard somebody ovor thoro had said something nbout him, but when ho got thero thoy all do llied it. SENATOR JAMES COKE, a former rosldont of Coos County before Central nvenuo wns tho great throbbing artery of conimorco that It now is, but who Boveral years ago movod ovor to Honolulu,) whero ho has boon laying around j uudor tho cocoanut trees listening! to tho soft enchanting Hawaiian I music, Is In our midst this weok ' slinking hands with old frionds. Tho Senator says Central avenuo has Improied terrlblo slnro ho loft but dint's not tho renson, Jim. We're always glad to seoj you. Takln' things kind o' easy now Times hard but not goln' to worry nbout It; Wo think we're gcttln' our shnro of blzzlness, It not, Thank God! we're getting nlong without It. SMILIC-A-WIIILE STIXRIKST MAX OX COOS HAY As to the stingiest man on Coos Hay Frank Cohan tells this one. Ho says ho wns returning from a hurried trip to Front street the other day and as ho passed Her man lllllycr's corner ho heard a woman say to tho man who wns walking with her: "My, don't thoso peanuts smell nice?" Frank waited to sco what tho fol low would do, but ns ho did not respond the woman repeated tho re mark. Then the ninn replied: "Yes, they do," ho said, "lot's stay hero and smoll them for awhile." SMILICA-WIHLi: DORROXK Till: WEATHER! Tho weather man no hit has mado With mo; lias ho with you? One day Its SO In the shade, Noxt day its 12. Geo. Cook. SMILICA-WHILi: CKXTDAIi AVKXl'E PIXTLIAIHTIKS There Is a hotel clerk on Central nvenuo who never woro a diamond. A man living on West Central avenue has chowed tobacco for twenty-four years and never naked a friend for a chow. A ivoninn living on Central ave nuo says sho novel goes shopping unless she Intends to buy something. There is a clerk in a Central nvenuo store who has presided be hind tlio counter for years and who has never asked a customer: "Is thoro anything olso today?" Thoro Is a man on Central avenuo over no years old who has noyer drank a drop of any kind of In toxicating Ihiuor, never used to bacco and never uttorod a profane word iu his life. A Control avenuo married woman says that In an experience of eight een yea is her, husband has never failed to mail her letters promptly nud always orders the groceries without forgetting n slnglo Item. SMII.K-A-WHILK Shu frowned on Him nud called him Mr. Ilccnuso In fun ho merely Kr. And then In splto Tho following ulto This naughty Mr. Kr. Sr. Anon. SMILK-A-WIIILK HOW I'll IIAPPKXS Llttlu grains of knowledge Great big gobs of guess Start tho dreadful stories Causing much distress. Harry Nasburg. SMILK-A-WII1LK DR. W. A. T0V1C, DENTIST Hours 9 to 12; 1 to C. O Hnoin "(II. Ii-vlni! Hid''. " i Central Avenue. Marshfield i Waiting For 'One at the Plate MS OAltfERAS " r. ' - " t--- - - -v ', and FYWM wm i ' I . " V'jr i mUMBl w.rmmmn v wL-i Isn't half as much fun as waiting for a friend ' at the Smokehouse The Home of Good Cigars and Good Tobaccos Chandler Hotel BIdg. HERE we havo the Ansco Speedex, the high est development of the folding camera. Comes in three si?es at $45 to $55.'Other Anscos, $2 up. See them all. Wo are headquarters for everything photographic. Coos Day Stationery Co. ' Phono l:i(l. Oil Central Ave. That Sunday Picnic Will not be complete without some Ico croaiiiT-Stuffords of courso ana n bov of those famous "III-TOXK" CIIOCOIiATKS or other of Stafford's Candles. ! DKLICIOl'S DRINKS At TDK FOUNTAIN Stafford's Sanitary Fountain Central Avenue Phono 80-Ij REHFELD'S fob1stthe Myrtle Wood Novelties FOR SOl'VKXIRS .1ICWKL ROXICS, Xl'T HOWLS, CARD TRAYS, XAPKIX R1XRS, OAXKS, RLOVK AXD IIAXDKKRCIIIICF ROXICS, TARLKS, CIIICSI'S, CHAIRS, VKXKICR AXD LL'MRKR IX THE ROUGH. Special Order Work u .Specialty Phono U7."-.L ' --( Central Avenuo ANSCO FILMS Yum! Yum! Home Made - Bread Cakes and Salads The ladies of the Christian Church will hold their cook ed food sale at our store tomorrow. Be sure and get some of their delectable offerings WE HAVE A COMPLETE LINE OF FRESH COOS COUN TY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES NASBURG GROCERY Corner Central Avenuo and Second Street. HTHIS STORE is in business for your satisfaction Madam, please remember that. What you gel hero must please you If It doesn't, we'll ninko it right. ' Our Ideal is to ninko this tlio best, pure food storo for miles around. tl'liat's uliy no soil only Fond Products (hat aro strictly puro (hoy hold our reputation and glvo you satisfaction, WK HAVK A nihil LINK OF FRKSH FRUITS AND VKGKTA RLICS FOR SATURDAY. Ollivamrit & Weaver PURE FOOD GROCERS ' The homo of H. J. Heinz' 57 Varieties; Hunt's Supreme and Preferred Stock Canned Goods. Comer Third and Central. Phone 199. VISIT OUR NEW STORE Wo have tried (o arrange It to please you mid your friends. Drop in. Wo will ho pleased to show tlio arrangement to you and to havo you try somo of tlio now shoot liiiish; selections on our pianos or to play tlio latest records on our Victor machines. ThoniDs Music ComPany Consolidation or Wiley R. Allen and W, R. Rallies Music Stocks D.'t Con (ml Avenue. Ed Meade, Kandy Nook. ARSOLUTKLY FREE Stingy people nro not boosters, Tho knocker Is simply a mult; Willi each ho of Pugsloy's- candy, I give you u purple peanut. I'M, Mo.ide, Gruffer. Noble Theatre Central Avenue. Inventory List Free Special blank forma provided for itemizing tho artlciea in your household, furniture, kitchen furuluhluga, etc, eo that lit ciiso of a Iobh you can have everything listed. They aro most con venient. Call at my offlco and sccuro ono. Thoy uro free to everyone It'u our aim to gorvo our patrons nnd tho public, E. I. CHANDLER. IXSURAXCK CORK RUILDlNfl PLAN TO TAKE SUNDAY DINNER AT THE Chaindller Hotel The Hub of a Good Menu Central Avenue