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About The Coos Bay times. (Marshfield, Or.) 1906-1957 | View Entire Issue (June 18, 1915)
HHQBK IMtfHttlflltS THE COOS BAY TIMES. MARSHFIELD, OREGON. FRIDAY, JUNE 18, 1915-EVENING EDITION. THREE The Central Avenue Booster n vol. 1. SfLliJIIJlIK CEXTItAb AVEXUE, 1MHDAY, .It'XE II, m. TO DO ATTER hnt doctor writes ynii- proscription, ,. ,,, ,,,. M(s name. Is on II u,. ran till , ,, , ,, ,,, gho jom doctor llu moat est ( poshlo J RUIA1IILITT iv' WOWl l PRKv!!,nTioR .Ji( HAIIMACY "MM lt L w Till: CEXTItAD AVEXUE BOOSTEU Published Every Friday In the Inter cst (if Coos liny In General ami Central Avenue In particular. ITfaffTfJTf KTannt7awi7 n n .- I iflUNi IJbl! ARE DUIiED BY . . Ni. 17 SOME COOS I1AV XA.MES Subscription Price. Your good will, nnd membership In tho Booster Club n ,vi . , (IBA,RGAINS IN CHINA See Our ttlndnw or Urn Innious lluiuNoine Cnito Abhocr WW IMileco dlnnor sets only s" o ,0-pleco dinner Bet, only '' j,,',,,, CD-piece dinner set, only a,,'-.. Jsl l.oO lUO-plceo dlnnor Bet, only soo Oilil ami extra pieces propoitimmtcly cheap. MAR5HFIELD HARDWARE CO. Central Ateiiuo and Broadway. OCIl I'I,ATF()HM. One Street, One Flap, Ono Country, .. ..and Ono Wlfo nt a time oru iti:r,u;iox. To Do Good. Ol'lt POLITICS. Mora Business. Entered at tho I'ostotflco ns strictly First-Class matter; there Is nothing Second-Class about Central Avcnuo. Tailoring, Cleaning & Pressing to ki:i:i' yol'h clothes ix (;ooi siiapi: tiiev mist iiavi: hO.MH A'lTEXTlOX :: :: :: A STITCH IX TIME SAVES XIXE Jay Doyle's Place ll.'tl Contra! Avenuo Phone t!."0-.Y Wo Call Any Tlino Any Place. oru STAFF. Managing Editor. "Nationally Ad vertised" Prank D. Cohan. Dairy Editor Ivy Condron. Financial Editor. Horsey Ivrelt i.aition i.mtor Hay Olllvant. ltccrcatlou Editor ,T. T. Ilarrignn. Musical Editor X,. h. Thomas. P.'oneer Editor (ieo. K. Cook. Children' Department "Candy Kid' Stiiffoid. Eoltor. tzcr. JjATEST WAIl HUM.ETIX (Prom Tho Booster's Special Cor respondent nt Athens.) " thglr gnlht slht teg ot yrt llo'W remtuus 11a scknt tl (I IcrceO n dner ot yrt rove you dll) ?repap Wo don't want to fight, Hut It seems some others do, So give them Bhlps, free Europe trips, And n right good rlddnncc, too. Eveiry Possible Banking Accommodation amid Courtesy to Ouiir Patrons Tho following of this policy has resulted In tho Me.iily .mil suli-tnntlal growth or this hank since it as established. Eery tleposl tor, no mallei' how small, is entitled to ami recchcs eery possible couilesy ami nccnin inoilatloii hero. This is a homo haul; own ed, iiuiimgcd and controlled by local cltleu.s It Miniiltl be YOL'lt bank. First National Bank Of Coos Bay ' Central Avenue Marshfield, Oregon llonry Sengstaeken hurried hack the first of tho week when ho heard thnt J. T. llarrlgun had returned from tho south front with an ar mored nutn. A truco has been tem porarily declared so that Central Avomto will not bo cut In trenches nnd spoil the Fourth of July cele bration. kmm.e-a-wiiim: CEXTIIAIj AVEXt'E SAYIXCS The nverngo Central Avenuo wo man enn ehnugo her mind In half tho time It takes Dave Stnfford to part his hair. . ED. MEADE KANDY NOOK TAKE A LOOK Noble Theatre. Central Avenue. A Central Avonuo mnu remarked "If a railroad president Is a "rail head" and an oil company's presi dent Is an "oil head" n follow who inlsos ns much maple sugar ns Prank Palgo does on his Now York farm, according to Tho Booster must bo a "snp bond." Walt till FrAnk Palgo returns and thoro will bo a new declaration of war. lll'll! Now there's my friend Vlnce Pratt, I like to hand li I tit roasts, For ho spends all day boasting thnt He never, never boasts. SMII.E-A-YVIIIU: A Ml'liTIPMEIt "The English sparrow can't sub tract, And he can't add," said Al Meyer; And yet we can't deny tho fact That he's some multiplier." SMII,E.A.V!III.E OX HIS METTLE Al Neff, he Is ns true ns Steel Ills Iron Will scorns strife His nerve is Brass, ho ennnot feel Tho Hard Wear of this life. SMILE-A-WHII.E AX EPITAPH Hero lies tho bones of J. T. Brand, Ho was a careless rummy; Ho took n Seldlltz powder nnd Ho mixed It in his tummy. SMILE-A-WHILE FOOMSIIMEXT A girl by tho nniiie of I.uolln Onco Bat In the show with her fella. Ho sneezed In a way That cnused her to say: "Gosh, George! Slmll I ralso an umbrella?" SMILE-A-WHII.E Oil, VEItY WELL! I think I nm n foxy mutt, 1 know ono when I sco ono. I llko to do n good thing, but 1 do not wnnt to bo ono. SMILE-A-WHILE Co i reel. "Though mnn Is made of dust," said Haines, " "He's might suro to land If ho sees thnt his dust contains A good supply of sand." SMILE-A-WIIIM: WUFF! Uemnrked a Front street fellow numed Pete, "Althou' I'm equipped with two CREED OF 'KNOCKERS' CLUB Attend our Big Sale of the HAINES' MUSIC STOCK at 73 Central Ave. Bo Alien .Co0 L. h, THOMAS, Mgr. CENTRAL AVENUE. RUSSELL BLK. BEWARE of Smooth Would-; Be Insurance Twisters i Talie them with n grain of salt, and ,0k up their financial standing when Iheytc'iyou thev enncivo you some-1 Wng better than MI'TI'AIj 1,1 KK of EW VOItlv rrnnrnsntltlnc Gil mil lions), js delivering. "hei In doubt fco Pair Winning. Tho Booster knows Just how ninny fish Al Glos sop nnd Jesso Terrell got last Tues day at the harbors' picnic nnd Just I what they did when thoy weren't ' fishing nnd unless they do better by i Yo Editor next tlmo, wo- shall ox I poso tlioin. , smii.h-a-wiiii.i: j (Ms Vcidlrt for S-JO.-J. Clny Church has boon in court this week ' whero ho had n suit for J5000 'nKaiust tho Nobles for damages in a motorcycle accident oil Central avonuo. Ho got a verdict for 205. Clay Mys It wns ovldont thnt tho formers' Jury didn't llko inotorcyclos. Ho says he's Kind ho didn't suo for $.100 or otherwise tho vordlct might feet, A yard-stick with three Has nothing on me, And 1 nm a great deal moro fleet." S.MH.E-A-WHII.E VAUYIXO VIEWS. "It's simply flue to wnko up these niornlng8," remarked Arthur Pock, who has cnuso to bo Hentlmeiit.il those dnys, "and hear tho leaves whispering outside your window." "It's nil right to hear tho leaves whlspor," replied tho practical and cynical John (loss', "hut 'l could nover stniid hearing the grass mown." .smii.e-a-wjiim: Everything Is Wrong, Nothing Bight, Declare the "Charter Meniltei-s." A Central Atomic Booster who has got a gllmpso ot tho document says thnt vach member ot tho "Knockers Club" has been request ed to sign the following: . "I believe that nothing Is right. I believe that everything Is wrong. 1 believe thnt 1 nlono hnvo tho right Idea. The town Is wrong, tho editor Is wrong, tho teachers aro wrong, the people are wrong, the tilings tney uro doing nro wrought and they aro doing them in the wrong way. 1 bellevo I could fix things If they would let mo. If thoy don't 1 will got n lot of fel lows llko myself nnd wo will have a law passed to mnko others do tho things the way WE wnnt them dono. "I do not bellevo tho town ought to grow. It Is too big now. 1 be lieve in fighting every public Im provement and In spoiling every body's pleasure. I nm always to tho front In opposing things nnd never yet hnvo I advanced nn Idea or supported u movement that would mnko peoplo hnppler or add to tho plensuro of mini, woman or child. I am opposed to fun nnd nm hap piest at n funeral. 1 bellevo In start ing reforms that will take nil tho Joy out of lite. It's n sail world and I nm glad of It. Amen." SMII.E-A-WIIII.E It's n long way to Tlppernry, ' It's n long wny to go. It's but a short step to our Sodn Fountain And the finest drinks you know. Good-bye to city water; Farewell nil other drinks. It's a long, long wny to Tlppernry, But hcic'8 tho right plnco niethlnks. Stafford's Sanitary Fountain Central Atomic Phono 80-Ij J PERSONAL MENTION : ? E. I. CHANDLER wns seen yester day headed for Front street nnd pushing a perambulator. What does this menu, "Ike." ' smiu.'-a-wiiiu: ED MEADE HAYS: If biz Is bad You sure must nd Vertlso you'ro ghul; Do not bo sad And wish you had A rich old dad, Who Is cash mad And bus n fad Of giving bid The hlck'ry gad Without a pad. Your's truly, Tut!, With love to Cad. s.mii.ina-wihm: FItED WEAVER says that with Ills ' partner nwny u wedding nt his house this week, the celebration coming on, lie's been Just about as busy as any of them this week In fact "i7 vnrlutles of hlzzy blzzyuess. smile-a-wiiim: (IEO. E. COOK doffeil Ills Conn cllmanlc togu am! donned his Moose horns yesterday to Journey to Biinilou-by-the-Scn nnd secure some moro members of tho Moose excursion to the Sim Francisco Fair If they hnvo the fare. smii-k-a-wiiiu: 1 DAIIA' ADVICE Don't wnsto your tlmo In hating a mini you clout iiko. .hi hi icoi hnvo been ngnliiBt him for riding a thankful thnt ho wasn't twins, bkyclo, Tho trouble with n wlfo Is thnt SMir.E-A-WIHIiE I she either bellovos too much or not enough. FItANK COHAN who so successfully, conducted the Goddess contest i for the Inst celebration says that ho desires the honor to bo passed ' around. IU.' says the past weeks have been too strenuous to add anything to its stroiiuoslty nnd i when It comes to conducting n successful Goddess campaign It ' Is Homo strenuous, says Frank, nnd about the only credit you get Is thnt the other fellow gets It.' SMIMNA-WIIII.E YOP KNOW TIIE.M. I Home people, I find to my sorrow, Would rather he grouchy than gay; They never put off till tomorrow Tho moan things they can do today. smii.e-a-whim: Knead the Dough? t 1 'IBP FT I Coos lAMERAS and FTBtfT . HliKii we nave the Ansco Speedex, the high est development of the folding camera. Comes in three sizes at $45 to $55. Other Anscos, $2 up. See them all. Wo are headquarters for evprythirE photographic. A young man spends most of his I tlmo trying to show his knowledge An old man spends most of his time . trying to conceal bis Ignorance. 1)11. W. A. TOYE, ! DENTIST ) Hours 0 to 12; 1 to C. Itooin uoi, Irving llldg. ' Central Atciiin. Mnihhfii'ld , 4 1 I Bay .Stationary 'bono i).1 DID Central Ave. Co. TRY OUR FLOUR. Good Flour Makes Good Citizens, BE GOOD! SENGSTACKEN 'HAINES Egotism Is n good thing If you, don't gut so much of It that It , mnkoH you bloated. In tho words of tho pout: "jjon't bo a wlso guy," said BUI Tool, "Or you will suroly got a call, "For' of nil tho fools tho biggest fool "Is he who thinks ho knows It all." v Waiting For One at the Plate "ie In- -ranee man in Coke Bull lun?. t W.OI II ITED WDIIU tcifr-ut, (cntuil tcniio it Rift XatttVuUt i Friend Wlfo may bo too deaf to hear you when you ask her to sow on a button, but If you aro talking to a strange girl a block away from whoro 'Friend Wlfo Is located, she can hoar otory word ou ssy. Bitter mtidlclne, llko bjttor exper ience, may he the best. It is nover too late to blame your mistakes on tho other follow. A fool bachelor Imagines that It t takes two to make nn argument, hut j n nnrrled man knows bettor. ' 1 I Isn't half as much fun as waiting for a friend at the Smokehouse The Home of Good Cigars and Good Tohaccos Chandler Hotel Bldg. Fresh Fruits and Vegetables The choicest that the Portland, San Francisco and Coos County markets can furnish us. We have made a special effort to provide for ail desires in these lines. Phone us your order, or drop in. Remember, that they are all quality goods. COOK'S GROCERY P ROMPT OPULAR ROGRESSIVE I'hono 181). EVERYTHING FRESH TODAY Received on the boats from Portland, San Francisco and Coos River. Here are a few suggestions: - Local (!rcen l'ens Siring Menus Bed mid White New Potatoes ' Klitihaib Hunch Turnips Carrots . Itmllslies Onions CticmuberH New Local Cabbago Blpe TonmtocM Cnullflimcr California Cherries , Coos Cherries Pcnihcft 'M AprlcotN Cantaloupes , Watermelon HtniH berries Oranges Bananas Florida and California (,'rnpo Fruit Fiy Mi Cocoanuts CurrniilH NASBURG. GROCERY Comer Central Avenuo mid Second Street. Pure Foods WITH A "MOXEY-B.VCK" GUAItAXTEE This Is our motto nnd on this basis we have built up a steady, ' fastidious trade. i You cannot bo too ciltlcal lo suit lis; It Is the hard-to-pleaso customer whom wo know wo can satisfy; tho ono who will Miy n little moro for io.il I'uio Food rrodurl, and IiisIsIh on having theni. This is the "Ojinlllj" satlsfuctloit that means bealtli ami com fort lo joii, mid tho right tradn for us, ' Another thing whether joii telephone, come, or semi, your I'liro I'ood demands will bo faithfully supplied. I'llEHH COOS IIIVEIt VEGirrAHIiES Ollivamit & Weaver PURE FOOD GROCERS TRY SOME OF OUR STRAWBERRIES The home of H. J. Heinz' 57 Varieties; Hunt's Supreme and Preferred Stock Canned Goods. Corner Third and Central. Phono 199. InventoryjList Free .Special blank forms provided for Itemizing tho articles In your hoiisoliohl, fiiriilturo, kUchou furnishings, etc., so that In case of a loss you can have everything listed. They aro most con venient. Call t my offlco and nceuro ono. They are freo to everyone. I It's our aim to servo our patrons and tho public. E. I. CHANDLER. 1XHUIIAXCE COKE IIUIfiDIXa PLAN TO TAKE UMDAY DINNER AT TIIE Charadlleif Hotel a Good Menu The Hub of Gent ml A venue I tj "i 7Sm3T " - W . tJL. X-afc-fc m smmtBWWMiam