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About The Coos Bay times. (Marshfield, Or.) 1906-1957 | View Entire Issue (June 11, 1915)
THE COOS BAY TIMES. MARSHFIELD. OREGON. FRIDAY, JUNE 11, 1915-EV ENING EDITION. THREE. The Central Avenue Booster VOI. i. CKNTKATi AVEXITE, l-'ltllUY, JLWK IJ, Ut5. Xo. 17 00 I 00 00 I 5 I.B. 00 00 i 00 1A no P. ;30 !'' ,50 ;00 i 30 iOO - 00 i& oo -- .00 if ;00 - .00 ;;00-8' 00 " i;00 i:00 8' JO j 00 3 SO j30It 5-00 - 5 00 5-00J BWp2 ii eu ' J CREED OF 'KNOCKERS' CLUB Kvcrlil"K ,M WrciiK, XoIIiIiik ltlf:lit l''', ",0 "Clnirlor Members." Central Avonuo Uooster who lias R"t n Blli'ipsu of tlio (locuinunl fays Hint: cacli member of thu "Knockers Club" lias boon request ed to sign thu following: -I bullcvu Hint nothing Is riKlil. I bellow tllllt ovorythhiB Is wrong, j believe that I nlono havo thu right Idea. T town lH wroim, the editor Is wrong, tho teachers arc wronB, tno leoll nro wotiB, tlio ,l,li,gs they nro doing nro wrong and they nro doing thoni In the wrong wny. I belluvo I could fix, Uhlngg if they would let inc. If .they don't 1 will get a lot of fa llows like myself and wo will havo 'a law passed to nrnke others do .the things the way YVH want them done. I "1 do not believe the town otmht to grow. It is too big now. I be lieve In fighting every public Im provement and In spoiling every body's pleasure. 1 am always to tho f.-ont In opposing things and I never yet have I advanced an Iden I or suppoited a movement that would I make people happier or add to the ;ploasuio of man, woman or child. I am opposed to fun nnd am hap piest at n funeral. I believe In start ing reforms Hint will take all the joy out of lire. It's u sad world , and I am glad of It. Amen." kmii,i:...viiiu: Till: CKXTItAI, AVKXUi: IIOOSTKK, I'ublUhed Kvery Friday in the Inter e.t.s of Coos liny In General nnd Central Avenue in particular. Subscription Price. Your good will, nnd membership In tho Uooster Club Write It On the Film Sd iPwl The 'Autographic An Exclusive Eastman Feature "THE OWL" m SStf GET THAT FIRELESS COOKE R NOW Tho Bunimor Benton Is 1iero nnd you will get more plensuro and benefit out of u famoiiH Caloric Kireless Cooker than any utensil In tho household, They come in various sizes at most reasonablo prices. Our Perfection Cook Slovo Is another summer convenience. For tho best In tho hardware line, boo MARSHFIELD HARDWARE CO. Central Avenuo nuil Itromltvuy. Tho Central avenuo man who Is Irrltablo about homo can exercise a lot of patleuco when holding the end of a fishing rod. CHXTllAIi AVKXt'l-3 SAYIXfJs' I ; l.oknl Xnse. Uny Olllvant Is glt tlu tired of riding Fred Weavpr's bicycle and Is going to San Francls- ;co nnd rldo tho Jitney buses for awhile. Itay soz his father-in-law lives there nnd that by taking his wife nlong, they kin visit nnd see the fair without any explnse. Sum financier. Hay. SMIfiK-A-WIUM: Is going to git soar at us, we want to give them a reason to. So there. smii,i:.a.vhim: Se. They Are Stingy. Oeorgo Seellg, our est. German ndvocate, was Boro the other day when our contemn, printed his name with only one "e." Wo think ho Is right bocuz whin ono gits so stingy that they won't oven give a man nil the letters of the alphabet that belongs to him, especially when he nln't got a Kusslnn ntfme that tries to hog tho hole alphabet, thin wo say he orter bo roasted. SMIMC-A-WIIILi: I PKItSOXAIi MKXTIOX. AUGUST FK1ZKKX sez that slnco The Uooster printed ono of Mel Duncan's pomes that tho hitter's name out to bo changed to Mel low 1'unkln. Pretty Boft Joke, oh? SMIM.A-WIIII,li JAKE HIM.STUOM camo over from Fiont street this wk. to tnko Harry Xusburg's place at our pop. new grocery while Harry takes In the Fair and anything elso he can get In San Francisco. SMlliK.A-Wim.K WITH EVERY $10.00 north of KODAK FINISHING In 110 days wk wiiih 01 vk Finn: Ono ten-lucli enlargemeiit from oiir fuvorlto negative, llrlng In jnur frlenils' films fur finishing nnd rerelvo tlio credit! REHFELD'S ANSOO F lliMS U'JO Central Avenuo ED. MEADE KANDY NOOK TAKE A LOOK Noble Theatre. Central Avenue. Xow Is (he Time. Why don't you up nnd subscribe for Tho Uoost er before the summer gets nny fur ther advanced? Then you'll have It offeu your mind nnd won't have to bother about It next fall beforo the rains Bet It. Wo might add It you do subscribe, wo will take It very kindly If you pay us for your sub scription strictly In ndvnnco If you please. Illlies Change. It. 1). Drows, who handed you bouquets nt bo much per, sold tho flower blzness this wk. to Kdwln O. Scott, of Mos cow Idaho, not Hussla. Now ef our new florist can only convert nil tho "Great Scott" swearing dono by Bum of our citizens, when they git peeved, Into ensh orders, ho certainly will havo n rosy blzness, wo say. Ooml ItoiuN. Tho roads bottom they was but they Is still muddy In places anil Lynn Lambeth, our ex pert Jitney drjver has been unable to make his regular trips to Co qullle. Our road engineer After noon Hall-Lowis, ought to attend to this nnd fill up tho mudholes. What wns our road engineer appointed to this office Tor, wo nsk? Another wedding. Damo Uumor says that thero will bo a wedding In our midst beforo u great while during which one of our most pop ular citizens nnd bachelors will tnko unto hlmsolf ono of our most pop ular and haudsomo wlddors. More about this matter anon. If wo said mora about It nt tho present writ ing wo would bo premnturo. (.'e'llng Jealous. Charley Van Dine, who has a prominent place on : Harry McKeown's payroll, wuz bouio- !what Jealous last wk. becuz we mentioned Dad Welch's name nnd never sod a word about him. Charley don't eat at Tho Chnndler nnd we I nro going to tell Harry to cut tho ; Dlno off'n hlz name. If anybudy Improvement Dchijcd. Despite Wilson Kaufman's earnest efforts for the fnst two wks. Col. Grimes ain't got Hint shingle nailed onto tho northeast corner of the roor at tho n.e. edge of the building right ncrost from Wilson's office. Wo thot that It wud bo dun by this tlmo but It quit raluln and tho Col. couldn't see eny use fixing It. Mob bo another shower or two will mnko Wilson's hopes sprout ngnln in this direction. smilk-a-wiiim: Long nnd Short or It. H. .1. Mc Keown's smllo Is not so long as it was because ho found Long short nnd now McKcown Is Bhort nbout ono hundred bones. Tho Long and Short of It Is that a man named' Long was not as long nt n Los An geles bank ns ho led McKcown to think that ho was when Harry cashed u $100 draft and It may not bo long beforo Long Is no longer traveling Incog. but this Item Is getting too long. SMILK-A-WIIILK Wants Frco Ad. Harry Kimball, who novcr advertises In tho Uooster, indlcntes that the IIooBtcr Is boost In' his rival Councilman, George Cook, more than wo aro him. Just to show Hint ho ain't so slow whin It cuius to gluing things for Central nve., Harry grabbed tho trensurer nhlp of the Fourth of July doings tills wk. nnd Is fixing up his pock ets so that none of (ho money will git nwny from him. Our George had better look out for his laurels when Harry gits to stufflu' things In to his pocket, wo Bay. SMILK-A-WIIILi: War Xows. Yo 1-Mltor was nil prepared to furnish n fine grist of wnr Items to his renders this week becnuso Jnck llnrrlgnn had Just coino back all primed with rein forcements for tho Allies' support ers and 11. Sengstncken hud not wasted a shot In a long tlmo. And then almost tho very day that Hnr rigau got back Henry hlgcd for Portland, or rather ho contracted for a stago ticket, which Ib about tho same. Whether ho got scared nwny nnd Is calling for reinforce ments, yo editor has not been Informed. Attend our Big Sale of the HAINES' MUSIC STOCK at 73 Central Ave. en Co, L. h. THOMAS, Mgr. CENTRAL AVENUE. RUSSELL BLK. I BEWARE Smooth Would-j Be Insurance Twisters ; S tham .1.1,1. i r nnl, nml i -...., mm u Kiuiti ui boiii " ri,r.il..... .. ... . i --i' Hieir nnanciai siaiuung whuh rtiiVn.. iu-.. ... ..,. I f "WUU1IW)' CIU1K1VB JOll DUMIU- p I...... .. -... .. . r "cuer man .MUTUAii uivn " (V Void.' i -.,...,. mi mil. Is), is dellverlns. fa In doubt seo i for Your Saturday Market Basket CHOICE FRESH FRUITS AND VEGETABLES, LOCAL AND IMPORTED Here are a few suggestions: Local fireen Pens Cull Torn In Cherries String llttiiiN Coos Clierrlex Ited ami White New I'otntiM's readies illl'H'lllrl ('niitalolipos ' Wuteriiieloii St raw berries Ormiges Hummus t 1'lorida mill California (,'inpo Krult 'ixsli Coi'oauutH CiirrnntH NASBURG GROCERY Corner Central Avenuo nml Second Street. Itliiibarh HiiiicIi Turnips Cairo Ik lladlhbes Onions CiiciiiuberH Xew laical Cnbbago Itlpu Tomatoeti Cauliflower DOC. TOYK ain't oven had time to go fishing slnco ho cum back from California. He boz that ev erytlmo ono of these "Uraluless dentists" cum around ho linn to keep busy repairing after their victims. SMILK-A-WIIILK HAD WKLCH, our oldest Inhnhl tnnti says ho will bo lull years old next month. Wo don't see how this can bo because wo re member very distinct on Dad's last birthday a year ngo ho said ho wns only SI. According to tho way Dad figures he Is tiglng terrible fast. SMILK-A-WIIILK DAVK STATKOHD was thlnkln', nnd Dnvo don't often commit such nn offlnce, this wk. of going to tho Klks convention nt L. Angoles. Ho had about made up his mind to accept tho honors that his fellow Klks hail Imposed on him whin ho discovered that they didn't provide any oxplnto money. Ho ho Iiiib nbout decided to stay nt home nnd tnko In Ico cream money, lustld of pnylug traveling OXpltlBCH. W. S. CHANDLKIt, who put the "Cent" In Central avenue, whb down from Coos Hlver this wk. We vu?. going to Bay that he cum In from his ranch only ho Informs us that It was his bun galow and not a ranch becuz hu ain't been able to Induce ono of Frank Rogers' goats to cum ncrost the river. Ho sez n man ruu't huvu a much unless ho bus a cow or u goat to milk and nbout nil the unliniils that ho bns had on his place Is some polecats, which nro frenzied fi nanciers when It comes to putting scents in circulation. LOU THOMAS, who has been bo busy this wk. trading music for painting, carpenter and other Jobs In his now store that ho ain't bin nblo to piny a tune like that chimes of silver sez ho wishes Sengstncken would cum back bo caiiBo inuybo Jnck Hnrrlgau might turn his now Allies' guns on Geo. Sioellg (notice wo got too "o"h In It) and then Lou being In the middle might suffer the conse quences or something worse. Wo knew Lou wns Uiilnil to git In bad when ho started movlii to ward Kraut st. and wo nln't no fortune teller either. KIIANK l'AIOK, tho well-known nnd popular traveling man of Port land, wns scon on Central avo nuo this week. Frank Is probnbly the only commercial man visiting Coos Hay who Is owner of n Now Knglnnd farm. Ho Is tho proud possessor of tho old homestead In New York which him nbout 800 acres nnd enough maple trees that his output of maple sugar this season will ho mora than threo and a hnlf tons. No won dor Krunk has a "aweot" smllo, suy wo. Hit. W. A. TOYK, DKNTIST Hours 0 to 12; 1 to D. Hooiii li I, Irving ISlilg. Central Avenue. Mnrnlifleld Knead the Dough? f inA-1 ? 3RK83irtaB8a & TRY OUR FLOUR. Good Flour Makes Good Citizens. BE GOODI ENGSTACKEN 'HAINES Insurance raan jn coke Building, VLorit KKKD AMI HAY waterfront, Central Avenuo Every, Possible Baffukiimg Accommmodlatioini amid Courtesy to Oeir Patroims Tho following of llils policy lias resulted In tho htcidy and hiibstiintlul gnuMli of this bunk hlnco It was established. livery dejiosl tor, no matter bow small, is entitled to and twelves every jiosslblo fourtwiy and uccoiii inodatioii here. This Is a. homo bank own ed, managed mid eonl rolled by lixnl citlens It hhoiild Ihj YOL'H bank. First National Eainik Of Coos EayS Waiting For One at the Plate SfJflV . ' :W Central Avenue Marshfield, Oregon Isn't half as much fun as waiting for a friend at the Smokehouse The Home of Good Cigars and Good Tobaccos Chandler Hotel Bldg. STAFFORD'S FRESH STRAWBERRY !CE CREAM Made with delirious Coos Hay Strawberries, makes tho daintiest nnd most delightful of dinner desserts. Vo nKo hnto tlio Ynullix and Chocolate flavors. Stafford's Sanitary fountain Central Avenuo 1'ltone 841-Ii Fresh Fruits and Vegetables , The choicest that the Portland, San Francisco and Coos County markets can furnish us. We have made a special effort to provide for all desires in these lines. Phone us your order, or drop in. Remember, that they are all quality goods. , COOK'S GROCERY P1 i ROMPT OPULAR ROGRESS1VE IMiouo 18U. Particular Housewives know they can buy the purest, finest and best at our store with our guarantee back of it. ' Wc are not perfect but we ARE careful. We real ize how much your trade means. We mean to keep it. That's why we sell only absolutely reliable brands of well-established reputation; foods of quality and purity. They build business for us. We gladly pay a little more to give you more quality for your money. Ollivasrt & Weaver PURE FOOD GROCERS TRY SOME OF OUR STRAWBERRIES The home of H. J. Heinz' 57 Varieties; Hunt's Supreme and Preferred Stock Canned Goods. Corner Third and Central. Phone 199. THINK IT OVER TAILORING, CLEANING AND PRESSING ' The only place that can give you your money's worth. MAKE ME PROVE IT! Jay Doyle's Place . JS 1!7I Central Avenuo Wo Call Any Tlmo Any IMaco. I'liouo IMO-X Inventory List Free Hpcclnl blank forum provided for Itemizing tho articles In your household, furnltiiro, kltchon fiirnlshliiKH, etc., o that In case of a 1ob you can hnvo ovorythliiB listed. They uro most con vonlunt. Call t my off Ico nnd accuro one. Thoy uro froo to everyone It'a our aim to eorvo our patrons and tho pubSc E. I. CHANDLER INHL'ltANCi: YOKII IIUILDIXa Coos Bay Stationery Co. 93 CENTRAL AVENUE RNONE 430 For hotter pictures use tho ndw . ANSCO FILM PACK with the speod emulsion and tho single tab, PLAN TO TAKE SUNDAY DIMMER AT THE Chamidleif Hotel a Good Menu 1 Tho Hub of Gentral Avenue Fti ' Afc.-l -A .