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About The Coos Bay times. (Marshfield, Or.) 1906-1957 | View Entire Issue (June 4, 1915)
seraasi M'J MMFH-W THE COOS BAY TIMES. MARSHFIELD. OREGON. ENING EDITION. FRIDAY, JUNE 4, 1915 EV THREE The '141 " VENUE BOOSTER . rofc: CKXTKAL AVKXUK, rmp.w, jink i, nun. AL1 Xo. 10. Central A GET THAT f IRELESS COOKER NOW jwli " ''' l""y rT ,n ''u',""s ' " "u-t lePs'lnnbiS r 'r iMftMiiini rook-S(ov. li nnotlifr mnmnpr convenience. I r i i i it ill tin' hunlw lie line, '.(o IHSHFIELD HARDWARE GO. Central Avenue nml Ilumdvvay. 1 I. i . ,,, ... . K,H0t ' ruin Flakes are always the best, Evcy !i '' tastos a little better than the rest, L, H.i'l uisp and put up quite neat, Lu0k ihr wiapper that can't be bnat, Orilt-i . I h kasje from Cook's Grocery today, G,ve i mm a tiial and this you will say: Give llksg's Corn Flakes every time, Sure, i' y aic the best flakes, and only a dime, They are SPECIAL TODAY AND EVERY DAY WITH US No Cut Prices No deals or schemes, ONE PRICE TO ALL A "AIR AND UNIFORM PROFIT 'MBTMra1 'A P! JPtQMPT OPULAR REGRESSIVE rimiio ih. WITH EVERY $10.00 worth or KODAK FINISHING la no days wi: wilt, (jivi: vukm One (I'li-lncli oiihii'Kcuicitt from jour favoflte iiogailrc. IJrliiS l J "tit' friends' films for finishing miii! receive the crcdlu JXJEdJjJr jCLJLjjL rD A N .s (' () V 1 r. M S lilii) ('Mitral venue TO get those clothes fixed up right you should send them to a tailor shop. Jay Doyle's Place r.n tviiti.ii tfniiu riioiiB two-x Wo Cull Any Tlmo Any IMiico. Attend our Big Sale of the HAINES' MUSIC STOCK at 73 Central Ave, Wiley Bo Allen Co.' Ii. L. THOMAS, Mgr. CFNTRAL AVENUE. RUSSELL BLK. Till: CKYIUAL AVKXCK IIOOSTKU PuhlUhed Kveiy lYhUy in (ho Inter esls of Coos liny in General nml Central Avenue in puitleuhtr. '- - Hiiimcription Price. Your good will, Mid membership in the Iloostor Club , OUH PLVTI'OKM. One btreet, One I' lag, One Country, .. ..and Ono Wife at a time OlK HKLlfilOX. To Do flood. on: politics. More Pushices. Kntorpd nt tlir lnnfflfo n efilnHv Klrst-Class matter; there is nothing Becomi-umiis about Central Avenue Ont STAR-'. Managing Editor. ".Nationally Ad vertised" Kratilc D. Cohan. Dairy Kflllor .Ivy Coudron. Pltmticlal Idllor Pomev Kivl(7er. CJnitlou Editor liny Olllvimt. Itvci-eiKlim Editor J. T. Harridan. Miifdcal Kditiir I,, I,. Thomas. Pioneer Kdlloi (ioo. K. (Vole. Children's PeiwrtmeiK "Candy Kid" Slnffoid, Editor. wAit iulletix A correspondent writes to say that he read In The llooster and the London TIiiiob that Kitchener said the war was to begin In May and here It Is June and J. T. Ilar rlgan is still In California with Seng lucken In control of all the Cen tral Aontte trenches. SMILK-A-WIIILi: ADVICE There's one thing you should un derstand My boy, If you'd gain pelf; Don't break the Ten Comniandnmnls and You won't go broke yoursolf. Fred Weaver. SMILK-A-WIIILK I cextual avexce savings i . ; Tim Weather. It's quite warm today, but it may lie warmer to morrow no person enn tell wlt.it a day may bring forth this time of jear. SMILE-A-WHILK Good l-'Milng. This Is good fish ing wenlhor If a person only had time to go fishing. As It Ii Tho Hoosler editor I too busy gathering Items of news to Indulge hi even a day's fishing. SMILK-A-WIIILK ' I PKItSOXAL MKNTIOX. 6 . o IIVSH TOWKIt Ponied oer to Cen tral Avenue this week and Tuos dayed here. Come again, Hubs. SMILK-A-WIIILK JIM KELLOXI) says that lots or the burning questions of the day go up In smoke at the Smoke house. smilk-a.whilk A. T. 1IA1NKS says It keeps him busy to get enough hay to keep him supplied until next haying time comes around. SMILK-A-WHILK IIAltnV M'KKOWX says It would be easier to endute these humnu phonographs If they would rhnngo their rerords moro frequently. SMILK-A-WIIILK ED. MEADE . IANDY NOOK TAKE A LOOK Noble Theatre. Central Avenue TBI ! Ml m , I i , HlWimil (!' II M H. K. DIILTMAXX did a little tlo tectlve work this week that places him among the (op notohers, In fact lie makes l'lnkerton and Uurna look like a .Myrtle Point constable searching for a hank robber. Leave It to Ilnrry. SMILU-A-WIIILK OKOltUlj AXDKUSOX, our station ary hlxness man, sen blxnots is Is flying high. He sold some Homer pigeons to Doc. Dlx this wk., which Is glttln bUuess on the fly, we say. SMILK-A-WIIILI': Health Hopoit. We are glad to stntes that tho (Trim lleaper hug not lslted our midst for quite a long spell, for which we are ex ceedingly glad. At present every body Is In good health and we hope they will continue so to be. Person ally wo don't care If the Urlm lleap er neer comes around. .SMILH-A-WHILi: Xeus Is Snii-i'f. Since Al Myers, Wilson Kaufman and Art Cordon won't adertls In The llooster this week, our mtso has been cut oil as we can't Dilution them. Tho same Is true about W. J. Conrad, who wlnt and splnt his mutiny for a marriage license Instld of a good notls In The llooster. Wo wild hae given him twlct as much paper for his mutiny as Hob Watson did. SMILK-A-WIIILi: Some liiipioM'iiient. 'Oeuo Crosthwalto is getting ready to shingle his root next week and has engaged Jesse Terrell, the expert shlnglor to do the Job by contract, and also to shluglo his hair at the same tlmo after he gets ioof shing led. Jesse ain't no slouch as a roof shlngler nor n hair shlnglcr cither, for that matter, and so 'fJone thought ho would have both Jobs of shingling did to once. SMILK-A-WIIILi: (louder llonils. The roads might bo better In places If they wusn't so muddy that Kred Single won't let his jitney bus relhno Sup. Mil ler of his exress passenger blsnew 'tween hero and Coqulllo. Our road boss nrt to attend to "this nnd fill up (ho mudholes and stop It ralulu' What wan oir road, soopervlsor appointed to offlro for of It wuxn't to attend to this, we ask? SMILK-A-WIIILi: ItOtKT inn YOlIt TOWX Sum Doi'K. Doc Dlx has a dorg whltrh he says ho would ltko to swop oft for a good Jacknlfo. Doc has owned (his purp oyer nlnst .Too llennett forced It on to lilm. Doc expeckted to keep It only until ho could slip it on to Trunk Lace hut Don says that imp haa alreddy ot moren twlct what It wJll ovor bo worth and he would llko (o git shet of It If posslbll. Sam says u hull pup oets Its head off, but a Ja k nlfo dont. SMILK-A-WIIILi: LKW THOMAS, our pop. nnd har moulcal music man, is kept busy as Emperor William those days rushing from the east front to the west front of Central Aveuue. Lew says It's no fun to keep two stores going at the same time, but business Is business. SMILK-A-WHILU : GKO. K. COOK is kept pretty busy these days for in addition to his regular duties as u Central Ave nue booster and City Councilman, he is secretary of the Moose Lodge and the big San Francisco fair oKcurslon of that body makes much additional work so that Oeorge keeps bis motto "This Is my busy day" working overtime every day. SMILK-A-WHILK Knead the Dough? RFUADF anwm wouir Be Ensurance Twisters :' riain of salt, and m1 .-tandtng when u ie you some Mi TIAL WPK of i' ming Oil mil 01 BYGSTACKEN l oi.o Kuildlng- TRY OUR FLOUR. Good ?" Makas Good Citizens. BE GOODl HA1NE vLorn PKED AND HVY nil il Aeimo KltANK D. COHAN, our pop. phar macist, still maintains his good cheer. He sex he has had plenty of lain for bis lawn and now needs the sunshine to give the t;russ a chance to git ready for the lawn mower. He don't know how the Owl kin spare him to mow the grass, but sense Clay Church wuz able to git back tu work, Frank has had to work only 8 hours and 30 minutes out of ev ery 24 to keep up with bis grow ing bUness. JA.MKi WATSOX. our pop. County Judge, was seen on Central Ave nue Tuesday, shaking bands with lils ninny friends on bis return f-oni Mexico. Our esteemed cog- temps, printed the news tbat Jltn was only hi California but a llooster sleuth got ait exclusive Interview and learns that our well-known Judge crossed the bor der line Into the laud of bullets and bull fights. Jim says from what he saw of the country he doesn't know what they are fight ing about. He wouklnH trad a Coos County ranch fur the vhole blamed country. Some ). . "u r, Jim, Some HUlory. Dad Wolslt Is al ius talking about what a powerful abel bodied ninu he was In his youth and how he uster out-run. out fite, out-lift and out-rassle oiiuy man In this vldnltty when be was In his prime. Tho groat trubble with Dad is that ho has the Idee that he Is just as good a mini to day In his 87th yr. as he was when he was 30 yrs. old but slch Is not the cause of course, oven of ho makes Jim Kellond and som other sport around tho SinoUo Houso and Chaudler believe it. SMILK-A-WIIILK 'Official Itcpnit Hugh Mcl.ahi, our pop. aud accommodating P. M , has just made his first roport to the Postmaster Oeneral down to Wash ington and Hugh says ho don't know wheu he ever had anything that suarld him up so being as It nearly give him nervous prostration aud after he got through II his profit was less than a small paving con tract for a two-cent stamp or If you think your town is best Tell them so; If you'd Ie It lead Hie rest, Help It grow When thore'g anything to do, Let tho others count on you You'll feci bully when It's through, , Don't you kitawl . If you'ro used to giving knocks, Chango your stylo; Throw bouquets Instead oV Kicks, For awhile. , , . .,,,. Let ihe othor. follow roasl, Slum him as you would a ghost Meet his hammer with a boast And smile. When a strnilger from afnr, Comes along, Tell him who and what "you are Make il strong. Xeedn't flatter, never bluff Tell the truth, for that's enough Join tho boosters, they're the stuff, Wo belong. Central Avr-nuo Uoosters. SMILK-A-WHILK , CKXTKAL AVKXl'K SAYIXOS . $ The trouble with most of the ad vice Is that It has generally been offered at the wrong lime. A'ltian can Insist that wealth Is a burden aud yet break his hack Jiohllng on to his slmre. The reason why a Ooos Pay o ihnn wears her hats too big Is be cause she wears her shoes too small. K. W. Howe says In his inontblv. "Tho notion Is growing among men that thoy would rather bo bache lors or widowers than be made foola of by women. And In no country In tho world are women encouraged in fooling men as they are In tho good obi V. S. A." A yftar arift- her marrlago tho most interesting man In the world to a Coos Pay woman Is the man sho could hae married and didn't. If Coos Pay girls could look nt their sweethearts through mother's eyes County Clerk Watson would notice a heay falling oft in mar riage licenses. Cabbage Didn't (iixiw. Sometime slnco The llooster bad an article about tiny Chambers giving up rais ing cigars and going to raising cnbi bnges, although Lew Thomas snys there was no difference 1icIwpqii cabbages and the kind of cigars Ou used to sell. Anyway Ouy bought (wo ounces of cabbage seed from , Oeorgo Heellg at the extravagant pi Ice of $15.00 per ounce. The na- son Guy bought tho sood from Oeorge Is because ho oxpoclcd to sell a big contract to tho Ceriumi government, but although Ouy i planted this seed nearly a mouth j ago (here isn't a plant of It up yel and (lus has liogiin to think Oeorge skun him and sold him some cab bage too old t grow for a fancy variety. We woiild'ut be u bit surprised being as (Icorge knew (luy was a friend of the Allies. SMILK-A-WIIILK We are all Inclined lo bo vory careful whim It Is (oo late. : SMILK-A-WIIILi: Any old mutt can sleal kisses from a girl but It takes ncrvo to steal candy from a baby. SMILK-A-WIIILI! It doesn't do a married man nny good to know It all. Ho nevor gola a chance to tell It. SMILK-A-WIIILK A man goes to school and to col lege and thinks he has complntod his education. Then he gels married and finds he has only begun his education. tcisgsgggrgcgaa&ii 'iiwn iiwumir 1I7 THEM AT THE OWL I'liinlc I). C'olmn To KODAK Store BSiaisamfTiirmTrmsaisaBaa arm u :u i iaigiacigJD.01, 1)11, W. A. TOYK, DKXTIST O Hours 0 to 12; 1 to C. ! Ilooiii 1501, living llldg. Central Au-iiup. .MarMifli'liI ".'Waiting For One at the Plate one cent postcard he gits so ills-1 gusted he feols like locklug up the tt Postofflre and never opening It : again, and ho would if It wasn't for j his friend, Oeorge Chamberlain Some Hoosler. Hubert Ma den. Sr., who returned this week from an extended stay In California, is always a Coos Uay booster when abroad. On his return trip (he Eureka papers railed to mention that the steamer Kllburn was sailing for Coos Uay. merely stating "be was leaving for the North III one place and for Portland In another. Hob railed the attention qf the oaptalu of tho Kilburo to the ovei sight and the Eureka papers are going to hear from him that Coos Hay 1 on the mp. Oood boy, Hob. I TIM! OLD f.'IIOUni SAYS: i "People wbo ceusult the divorce court lawyer are wiser than tho who rush to the County Clerk foi a marriage license." SMILK-A-WHILU APYKUTLSK! APYKKTISK! I'l lay wide awake last nigbt thinking of my busluee." "OU plan, old chi; better keep wiile awake dav times." sL. U Isn't half as much fun as waiting for a friend at the Smokehouse The Home of Good Cigars and Good Tohaccos Chandler Hotel Bldcj. . STAFFORD'S FRESH STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM Made with dclUlotm Cooi Hay Straw berrlex, makes the dalnt'cH and most delightful or dinner 1c.scrK Wo iiNo lmo the A nulla ami Chocolate flavors. I Stafford's Sanitary Fountain Central Avenue Phoiio KILL Special Tea Sale For one week only, June 7 to 12, we are enabled to sell Folrjcr's Famous Golden Gate Tea at the following greatly reduced prices: One pound tins, regularly 80 cents for only 50c. Half-pound tins, regularly 40c, for only 25c Quarter pound tins, regularly 25c, for only 15c GIVE US YOUR ADVANCE ORDER AT ONCE Don't forget our famous strawberries from the gar dens of Ben Coo ley and Arthur Williams The Nairn Smith and Breakwater today brought us cantaloupes and the choicest fruits and vegetables of the California and Oregon markets. OlKvamit & Weaver PURE FOOD GROCERS The home of H. J. Heinz' 57 Varieties; Hunt's Supreme and Preferred Stock Canned Goods. Corner Central Avenue and Third st. Phone 199 Inventory List Free Special blank forms provided for Itemizing (ho articles In your household, furniture, kitchen furnlHliluKs, etc., o that la en bo of a loss you can htivo ever) thing listed. They are most con venient. Call st my offlro nnd aecuro one. They nro froo lo ovoryono. It's our aim lo nerve our patrons and tho public. E. I. CHANDLER IXSUHAXCK COKK IIL'ILPIXd Coos Bay Stationery Co. 93 CENTRAL AVENUE PHONE 430 For boltor pictures uso tho now .. ANSC0 FILM PACK with tho speed emulsion and tho slnglo tab. PROSPERITY PUDDING. Take two cups of tin HI, llirco oiiiicch r common sense, a meas ure of roi eight ami a pint or piocmition. Mlv, beat nml Mir well, adding extract or ileleriiiliiatlon to have part or which joii uiiil.'o each week or eaili mouth. Spho vrllli u good iiuttiml grin, 'I'll Im s not a hasty pudding; the halting Is a progutsslvo process and should bo entrusted only to a sH.-chilly Mireguniilcd mill con stautly uttemled oven this good, tollable giovvlng hank. $1.00 WILL OPKX TIIK ACCOUNT. First NaiLioimal anu Of Coos Bay; Central Avenue Marsh field, Oregon PLAN TO TAKE SUNDAY DINNER 'AT THE Chamdlles- Hotel a Good Mann m ft The nub of, Oonlral Avonuo ffl I n it VWtbHU', JRtfO Mi i .if 1 1 -18 U. tw nmM A IAH.IJI.-J.t