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mj.wii-yiHja-1 THE COOS BAY TIMES, MARSHFIELD, OREGON, FRIDAY, MAY 28, 1915 EVENING EDITION. THREE The Central Avenue Booster hh. i. CENTIUIi AVEXUE, 1HIDAV, .MAY !IS, JIMB. No. 12. AAB.J..JL 1..IJ1 This is the only shop where you can get TAILORING I CLEANING and PRESSING like it should be done. SUITS MADE TO ORDER. Jay Doyle's Place ." Contml Avenue Wo Cull Any Time Any Place. I'hono U."().. Till: CEXTItATj AVK.VUK UOOSTEIH I'tiblMicd Hi cry Friday In the Inter ests of Coos liny In General nnd Central Avcnno In particular. Subscription Price. Your good will, nnd membership In tho Booster Club PIONEER GROCERY CO. Phone 84 :; :': :: :: :: 81 Central Avenue Yo liavo Jut received n fresh shipment of XATIOXAIi HIS- ICMT t'O.'S CHACKEItS and snoot Komls, N f IIHIX.' prod, nets'. VeKrlnldes nnd l-'rults in entire variety. Audits for Chase & Sanborn's Seal Itiaml Coffeo and Canister JTens. If you want i willy ood coffee, try Seal lliand In 1 a land ."-pound tins. orit l'liATKonsr. One Street, One Flag, Ono Country. .. ..una une wire nt a time ouu itnidfiiox. To Do Good. Ot'lt I'OMTICS. I More Business. Lntored nt the Postofflcc as strictly Mrst-Clnss matter; there Is nothing Second-Class about Central Avenue. IS.IV, 1()U CEXTKAt, AVEXUE IJOOSTEIW, AXD au. (i-rill'lt KI'OI'TKMEX: Take n look nt our window. We don't mean tho one with tho .mops wiisiiiioiict's, etc., hut tho one slum lug our SAVAtiE rifles. (Iliat new Savage a.-.().ilooo Is the latest model (,f the take-down hai erless, nnd hellevo me, hoys, she's Jake. Coino In and e- 'amino It. MMSHFIEU HARDWARE CO. Central Aveuuo and llrondwny. (A. E. Ncff boss till Harrlsan gets back.) FRESHEST ERUITS AND VEGETABLES AT COOK'S GROCERY in; iiest that the coos corxTV, sax khaxcisco and I'OUTIiAXI) .MAHKETS CAN 1 TltXISII Peas Strawberries Cherries. Bananas Green Onions Crystal Wax Onions Rhubarb Oranges Grape Fruit jreen cucumbers ax Beans String Beans Jabbage Jauliflower .ettuce Jew Potatoes iipe Tomatoes 1'iesli supply of. tho Xatlonal and Pacific Coast lllscult iianles' ('nickers mid Cookies, both nnckauo and hulk. Ol'H STAFF. Mnnnglnft Editor. "Nationally Ad vertised" Frank D. Cohan. Dairy Editor Ivy Condron. Financial Editor. Dorscy Kreltzer. finrdeu Editor liny Olllvant. Itecrentlon Editor .1. T. HnrrlRati. Musical Editor I,. h. Thomas. IVoneer Editor (Jco. E. Cook. Children's Department "Candy Kid" Stafford, Editor. CEXTHAIi AYEXL'E HAYIXCS WOUCHt Said it ranch hand. "I sure nato to plough, For It always brings sweat to my brqugh. When I nm asked this year If n plough I can Btoor I'll say, "No sir, I do not know hough. " Clay Church. KMIMXMVHIIjE A CIjAY PHJI'ON The pigeon Is a. funny bird, It files, but has no wlngij It cannot Jump or hop nhout, nnd It never, nover ih';r, mn ii can ny "to nout tn cat, mil ilrt';,v n cltnn: of a' t. Put McICco-ru gets tho'". every time he's Jc hnny on tin spot." A. E. XEFF. .SMIU'-A-WHII.H Mel accidentally sat flown on a pitchy log and was stuck. Mel saye this gives him a Inspirnshiou to write a porno whltch he is now working on for the Uooster. It Is entitled "Stuck Again". We per Eoom this will be a rcglnr mnster pcece. Look out for It in the Uooster as soon as Mel gits It finished. SMII.E-A-WHIU: .Medical Talk. Sotuo Central Avenue men find that operations for appendicitis start In with the rear pocket. War. And now the Central Ave nue War Collego has placed billiard halls on tho list as contraband of war. They say they have too much English on 'em. Sent! Still Minus. Our assist, fighting ed, ain't back from the fair ylt although hlz money must hev run out some tlmo ago. Mebbo that's tho reason that he ain't back ylt. homo Philosopher Charles Morse, at tho Smoke House, Is n Keen observer of humnii nature. He says somo people play pool like plnchushlons they nlways are get ting stuck. Weather Conditions H bus been (liilto wet this week, but It maybo wetter next week no ono kin tell what else rainy weather might per il uco. Spot tin' Xews Thero might he good fishing up Coos lllver or out nt Ten Mllo if it would only (tilt ralnln' long onuf fer a feller to trv It. SMILE-A-WHILE More War. Wo Btop tho press to say that Captain Macgcuu has Just coiuo over to Central Avenue to announce that tho War CoIIoko I PEItSOXAIj MEXTIOX. H. GOKDOX Is now able to see sum Improvement in his bad lnmp so he ain't so blind as tho big glasses made him luk. SMIM'-A.WIIII.K JAY DOYLE so, business Is too pressing fur him to give us ony news this week. Guess it Is more wnys than one from tho way that Jay seems to be following In Art Peck's footsteps. smii.e-a-whim: GEO. SKELIG, pop. first assist, to Ivy Condron, our enterprlsln gro cer, has been so blzzy rondln tho wnr news Hint he nln't furnished us much news this wk. Ho scz that the way .them German Turks nie making a submnrlne navy fur tho Allies Damedels nln't slow. SMIM'-A-WHII.E FRED WEAVER sez Hint he got tne edgu on Ray Olllvant on wearing out tho firm's hlcyclo becuz ho moved out Into the su burbs a long time before Ray even had onybudy to make him move. Fred's not so slow even cf he has amblshun to bekum a rancher. KMIU'-A-WIIII.E 1L N'ASIIURG, our newest Central nve. blzuess man, ain't gone to Com- COOK'S GROCERY PROMPT 'OPULAR ROGRESSIVE Phono INI). ED. MEADE . KANDY NOOK TAKE A LOOK loble Theatre, Central Avenue. Attend our Big Sale of the HAINES' MUSIC STOCK at 73 Central Ave. Wiley B. Alfee Ii. h. THOMAS, Mgr. CENTRAL AVENUE. RUSSELL BLK. Everything Fine EWARE . Smooth Would- Be Insurance Twisters tin Pt ell v. Ph n grain of snlt. and "r Hnancial standing when 'iry tan clvo you some- b5" r Han .MlTr.Uj LIFE of Voiiu i representing Oil nill- I"1 ''' U ring. ; .nNE. ( i W , BREADv H K1 Wants thu IIoostei Claude Giles, who Is sum booster from Myrtle Pt. delegated himself to make overtures to Yo Edltur last week to move Tho I lloostor to M. Pt. Ho Baya that ho I Is sure that If wo would, two or I three Mrytlo Pt. fellers who bor row his lloostor every week, might become cash subscribers. Such an Inducement and such boosting from a man of such scholarly attain ments nnd appreciation of tho lit torchower In tho Rooster are hard to resist, but wo have determined not to move on until all our renders pay their subscription to Tho lloost or. So we guess we'll stay awhile. SMIM'-A-WHll.E Tried to Stop Ills Paper. H. J. M'Keown visited Tho Rooster of fice last week mnddern a wot Jion and told us wo could stop his papor iustanter, being as ho didn't want It no more In tho future. When wo asked Harry what objection ho had to Tho lloostor, ospccially when ho hadn't paid u cent for same dur ing tho past threo years, ho said the roason ho wanted It stopped was becauso wo hadn't his iinino In tho papor for nonrly threo weeks. Then wo told Harry wo would stop uis paper providing no would pay us up to dnte and bo glad to stop It into tho bargain, but Harry re fused to do tills mid so tne paper is still going to him. Whon wo can get time wo shall look up i Harry's past very carofut to seo If wo can't find something conceal ed in it that will mako scandalous rending for our subscribers and wo will publish snmq with groat cheer unless of course Harry comes up to tho scratch and pays for his paper nnd continues to bo a Hub scrlbor as heretofore. SMIM'-A-WHII.E Hack Agulu Doc, Toye, our tooth artist, has returned from tho fair. Contrary to our expoctntlnns about Doc using his pull and brims a big ploco of tho expo (wo forgot how to spoil tho rout of It) hack , to Central Avenue, Charlo Mooro 'seoms to hnvo got to him whllo Doc was lookln' nt the .ono, 'en use Doe only ways about "00 whon he lister way about Ii forty flvo. , smii.e-a-whim: iPocilo Not lo. Mel Duncan, our pome, writer whoso pomes has np- perd In tho lloostor from tlmo to time and also In tho co seat pa pers, tnk a walk, out Into tho woods alono last Sunday whore, ho could i com mn no with X'achuro and lot poetic gonus looso as wo might say. will Issue, no diplomas to graduates tlilr spring, becnuso tho Austrian uro uncle after Przoinysl and tho cdlegaus will have to take the course all over again. SMIM'-A-WIIIM Xeeds Sunshine. Ed Meade, our our poet lariat, sez he can't furnish ub a porno this wk. becuz every timti ho gits something to rime with "Gontlo raindrop" tho sun has !jou sneaking out and he'z ufiald It would not be appropriate hut we nro satisfied to go without the poetry if he kin only make (ho sun shine. smimc-a-whim: Hinders Xiimv Lest our readers think we nro not furnishing them nil tho good accident news that they tiro entitled to, we beg to state that there ain't nun sluco Clay Church ain't got onuf miiuy yet to fix up his motorcyclo nnd ho nln't bin able fo trndo It to Dnvo Stafford fur tco cream sodas. And wo don't know how Dave wild get a machlno un less ho swapped a lot of flz water nnd bent Frank Pugslcy out of htz Ice cream bill. KMILE-A-WHILI" Some Rooster. Rubs Towor was bribed over from Front Street tho othor dny with n now Ford ftory. A friend of his, It seems, met n man by tho rondsldo, standing look ing up Into n tree whore n Ford cur repoHed In tho branches. The uinu hold n crank In his linnJ. "What's tho matter?" queried the friend. "Oh, nothing much, my band slipped, Is all." Rush says ho can't go to bed until ho bears a now Ford story because the Ford always gots thoro whether It Ii In n story or on tho road. S.MII.ICA. Willi, i: Frisco yet as wo soil ho was go ing to last wk. He got off the Jury, hut evidently ho didn't save onuf ninny fur the trip yet and wnlklu' ain't good. Even .' dol lars n day pay don't enable a good Juryman to get rich fast even In Coiiullle. SMILE-A-WHILE AUGUST FRI.EEN was down to the reck of tho Clnremout and brot hack (is a souvenir tin oil can. Ho Is now wondering If all this talk about pirates Is di rected toward him, unit If ho, 'what can be done about It. Ho says ho can't Htaud nil of this talk about n can, and bo usks help from those who can, to can It, and If they can't can It, who can? LOU THOMAS i-ntuo mighty ' uour gtttlng over ( Front nt. tills wk. whin he decided to move his planner and talking machlno and a sheet- of music In between Ivy Condron nnd Al N'crf. Rut he didn't and we are still tho music center. WKiV KJ'y Take a Kodak With You WE DO DEVELOPI PHIXTIXG 1 AXD "TEe Owl" Frank D, (Ndiau Tho Central Awmin Drujr Storo ' !. Still Ailing. Jack Harrlgnu Is still on tho absent sick list, hut ho Is not so much on tho Hick list as ho was last wk. Somo wks. Jack Is inoro on tho sick list than othor wks and somo wks ho is not ho much. Howover, as 'Allle N'off Is banking all tho firm's profits Instld of put ting It In his Jeans, Jnck kin af ford to bo sick and enjoy trips to California and Medford and bo sides whon he Iz away he nln't w sick as ho would be of he'd to listen to Honry Soiigstnckon tell him how tho Kulsor wuz llckln the Allies. SMILE-A-WHILE GEO. COOK, our ost. Councilman, will look flue hoadln tho big parade at Frisco whin our Howdy Pup goes to tho fair. Our George Is still our most popular poli tician oven if Harry Kimball tried to edgo In on him by movln' his desk over from Front street. Howovor, Harry Hplnds too much time, oven If notlilu else, In our rival communltteo. to t pee WE HA-E THE FINEST. Aik the wivei who have ued NGSTACKEN 6tJM " wan In Coko Rulldlu I VLOl It FED AVI) HAY HAINES .i ... ,. f..,.,ii Cniilcil vcniio C WITH EVERY $10.00 wmtli of KODAK FINISHING In 30 days WE WILL 01 VE FREE Ono (en-Inch enlargement from your favorite negative. Ilrlng In jour friends' films for finishing nnd its c he tho msllti REHFELD'S Wntci front, Central Uciiiio A N S C O F 22(1 Ccnlrnl I L M S Avenno P DR. W. A. TOYE, DENTIST Hours 9 to 1L'; 1 to C. Room 201, Irving llldg. Central Awn no. .Maihlifleld A HIT! Ot'lt CIGARS are tho HIT OF THE TOW.V RuHohall scores tho day the games are playod : : : Smokehouse CIIWDLEU HOTEL RLDG. CENTRA h AVE VIE. STAFFORD'S FRESH STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM Mado with delicious Coos Hay Straw tarries, makes tho daintiest nnd most delightful of dinner desserts. Wo uNo have the Vanlla and Chocolate flavors. Stafford's Sanitary fountain ; Central Avenue Phone HO-L GOOD THINGS For Saturday's Market Basket COOS COUNTY AND CALIFORNIA GARDENS AND OR CHARDS THIS WEEK FURNISH SOME FINE OFFERINGS ' Arthur Williams and Ben Coolcy's Strawberries, fa mous for quality and flavor, two boxes for 25c COOS COUNTY PRODUCTS New Potatoes Green Onions New Cabbage Lettuce Cucumbers Rhubarb Asparagus Fancy Head Lettuce 1 Turnips . Parsley CALIFORNIA PRODUCTS Ripe Tomatoes Carrots Green Peas Cauliflower Wax and String Beans Beets Bermuda Onions FRUITS Apricots Cherries Bananas Oranges Fancy Yellow New town Apples TRY SOME OF OUR COOS RIVER HONEY OHivamrtt & Weaver PURE FOOD GROCERS ' ' ' , The home of H. J. Heinz' 57 Varieties; Hunt's Supremo and Preferred Stock Canned Goods. Corner Central Avenue and Third st. Phono 199 Inventory List Free Special blank forms provided for Itemizing tho articles In your household, furniture, kitchen furnishings, etc., no that In caso of a toss you can hnvo everything listed. They nro most con venient. Call at my offlco and secure ono. They are tree to everyone. ) , , It's our aim to servo our patrons ami tho public. E. I. CHANDLER. IXSPHAXCE COKE llUILDIXd Coos Bay Stationery Co 93 CENTRAL AVENUE PHONE 430 For bettor picturos uso tho now ANSCO FILM PACK with tho speed emulsion and tho singlo tab, PROSPERITY PUDDING. Take two cups of thrift, threo ounces of common hen so, n meas ure of foresight and n plat of precaution, .Ml, boat nnd. utlr well, lidding extract of determination (o save part of width. you mako each week or cvich month. Hpho with u good natured grin. 'Jills Is not a hasty pudding) the baking Is n progressive process mid hhoiihl ho entrusted only to a specially safeguarded and con. stanlly attended oteu this Kiod, reliable Ki-otrliiK bank. $1.00 WILL OI'EX THE ACCOUNT. ' ' i First National Baimk Of Coos Bay Central Avenue Marshficld, Oregon PLAN TO TAKE ' SUNDAY DINNER - AT TIIE ' " - Chandler Hotel The Hub oft a Good Menu Central Avenue1