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wwwfwfssjs J THE COOS BAY TIMES, MARSHFIELD, OREGON, FRIDAY, APRIL 30, 1915 EVENING EDITION THREE The Central Avenue Booster CENTHAL AVKNUK, MHDAY, AIMtlfi il(, UM2 No. 'M "Jkksoxaij MKXTIOX. ITTniit'IlCH. tho good looking berk of Tho Owl," 1ms tlio doc tor's permission 10 iuuuh me Irutches Uo no. - .. . ictMlon ami win "" fcn ouij f .mnRPMX, our busy p. & s fc, thnt if ncsh air will make be balr ProWi ll0 wl" B00U lmvo crop that win JiiiiKo mi iiri ,ted n!falfa patch look llko n nd tl"110 :-V V "THE "Till! KODAK STOItl'V "The Central Avenue Drug Store." MYRTLE WOOD NOVELTIES AT 10 PER CENT DISCOUNT For two days only FRIDAY AND SATURDAY We me offeilng mr Miperb line of .MYKTI.i: WOOD NOYHII'IKS 'nt JO jet flit discount from tegular prices. Sec our windows. , REHFELD'S i UtlO Central A HOME MADE CAKE IS A I'OSITIVH KUXl'HY WHII.V MADH 1'ltO.M SWANS DOWN PREPARED CAKE FLOUR lNpetlally iimimfiu'tuieil for flno cukes. This product is com. posed of lli beM elenients e traded from tlio ITIUCST mill tlio Hi:sT WINTKIt WI1KAT. Ily following directions on oery package you will neier full to make mi IDKAIi CAKIO. j YOU CAN OUT IT TON :i.l CHNTS AT COOK'S GROCERY I'llono HI ' 2MOT just in ONE line but in the se ! lection of ALL lines of merchandise, we put YOUR interests FIRST. That :means that EVERY food product you buy ,'here not only MUST be pure and in iprime condition but Whether jou purchase fresh produce or prepniod fowls, jour nssiiiiince of put Ily and imlily Is Just tlio same. We want jou to know more about our inert huntllsooiir nieth ndi. We until jou to nppiCrlnto Hint oorjthhig wo offer is on a .sntlsfactloii-giturnutccd liiisis, We'io In business hero t ninko friends niiil to Ki:i3l theni. Ollivamrit & Weaver pimn food oitocKits. fj Till? JIOMI5 OK 1IKIX.' Hinouo imi. Comer Central aeuuo mitt mini oircui. Ii Tii ii llottlo of Our Ten (linden Preserves. m ..: . t A Few Summer Specials Jn-t now you nro beginning to think of tho "flood Old Summer lime" Forget that llttlo squall wo had yesterday and glnnco nt miM .. !.! . . .. . ! .....I... utnvn ntf U'UI h i miMiutv. ah ico creiiiu iruetiT, " ii""i ' --, spoil be necessities nnd wo nro prepared to supply you. MARSHFIELD Central Aienuo ("iiiuly, Candy, Sweet for .Mainly ; 'Oiimdrops, Xougnl, Cliouilnto Ckmiiis Carainels, Chips, .Molasso.s Dips, 1 Vaunt Cluster for I,e!. Young ' DrVaui. ED. MEADE KANDY NOOK Noble Theatre, Central' Avenue. How about that new piano? We have a fine line of instruments to select from. Terms can be arranged to suit your convenience. iley Si Ii. L. THOMAS, MtT. CENTRAL AVENUE. RUSSELL BLK. IIOOKTHU WAH iii'i.m:ti.s i Tho following was forwarded from Cnllfornln, but the dato Is blurred or 1ms been deleted by tho cen sor: "1 do not fear you, Sengstncken, No matter where you fire. Tho Mnrshflold Hardware Is pro tected With lots of good srrcen wire. J. T. Harrlgan. smii,i:-a.wiiim: "SPRING DAYS are KODAK DAYS" OWL" Avcniio OJPULAR Prompt ROGRESSIVE 180. j I of top-notch quality r7 VAItlHTIHS i nnil HromlHiiy. Allen Co. rail ilF ITS ON ME ITS NOT X I Till: CHNTItAIj AVKXL'IJ ItOOSTtill Published lit cry l-Ylday in tlic Inter ests of Coos liny in Gcuoml nnd Central Aciuio In particular. Subscription Price. Your good will, nnd membership in tho Hooster Club I tup: NjfiiiT nr.roin: hoosthii I day Illesslngs on thee, Thursdoy night I 1'or Hint's tlio time wo needn't! write, Hut save us tho nwful pain Of appealing to our brain. How much easier to pasto Others writings than to wasto Tlmo nnd thought on stuff that's Biiro To ho Just ns good, or poor, As th'o bunk that wo might pen. So I 8ay, nnd sny again: Wosslngs on thee, Thursday nlglit, When wo do not have to write, Hut tnko tho things others Indite. I.ltornturo heavy and poetry light. Kd. Moado'g poems, Cohan's jokes; 'Oolio Crosthwnlto's stories of other folks; Fred Weaver's quips, Oeorgo Cook's Jest; ( Ivy Condron'8 always best. Sengstnckcn's swipes at llnrrlgan'rf hopes And tho things that Al. Xeff dopes, All thoso como in Thursday's mal( And nro wolcomcr than kale. ' llecnuso on tho calendar it's one bright ray Tho night boforo it's Doostor nay. SMIIiK-A-WIIir,!: '. HASi: IIAIilj HATTMR You probably lmvo not wnrincd up to tho war between tho Hoostors nnd tho Wnlfs, but there will bo some hot stuff when 'done Crosthwalto gives his chill con enmo banquet. AX NXPKHT It is n well known fan man With lean and minIoub fnco Ho doth declare: "Pray tell mo where They hnvo this baseball race?" "Pray toll mo whero tho WnlTs now fare And Dlllnrd pulls Ills bunk? It gives mo cheer to sit and hear A lot or clover Junk." "Alas!" quoth I, "This hero poor guy Is gone boyoud all hopo. You must bo queer to sit nnd cheer When Dlllnrd springs his dope." "It gives mo cheer to It and hoar" Tlio, fan man doth nvor "Ilocnuso my nnmo has u greater fa mo As an Annanlns, sir." kmiu:-a.viiiu: in: WANTS A .IOII (Hecelved by '(lone Crosthwalto, Manager of tho Central Avonuo Hoostors.) Itlvcrton, April 2S, IB. "Dear Sir: "I want n Job to play of tho baso ball team from Central Avonuo Hoos tors. I want to sign when lira you send tho wrlto n. letter to mo soon. I wng loading tho infield on nver nges ISOO nnd I run homo In averages 9. I am 1!3 years old and I nm weight tho 135. I toll you send moro salary how luiiih U- for mo. I am a llttlo deaf aim i Can spunk tho hoar. "Wrlto soon roal. t "Your friend, s.mii,i:-a-wiiim: .lltney .loj.liidm-s. Front Street porsonagos (lawyers included,) woro noticed on tho avonuo availing thorn solves of tho low-faro Jltnoy sorvlco to Coquillo. Somo btrcot, this avo nuo! A Word to The Wives is Sufficient After oi rr llilug is said and done tlio most imKii-laut thing in a good meal Is good biead, HAINES' FLOUR makes this n certainty, Tiy It and see. HAINES VUHIt, fki:i, HY fVntnil veiiuo . Waterfront - i CKXTHAIj AYF.Xti: SAYIXCS ! Safety First. Xo motorcycle ac cidents were reported this week. A Dastardly Deed. Some fiend In human form nmdo off with Char ley Cumber's car yesterday. Hnvo you looked in tho clock among the milk tickets, Charley? (iood Xows. Tho Hooster Is glad to .stoto that Horsey Kreltzer, our Ccntrnl nvonuo banker, is rapidly Improving. Which Is as good news to us as the prospects of a Hcpubli can landslide a year from November. Al Xow Stoic- Wo nro glad to re port to our readers tho addition of n complete furniture store to our shopping center. With It comes it Harry Collins for Oeno's ball team. Speed Woods, nnothcr hit. Score It up, Umps. With Umpire Kimball's nld, dene's success of a second McGrnw seems nssured. Welcome! Harry. Harry Nasburg, who has long been closo to Central Avenue, has finally concluded to tnko tho final step nnd will pnek up his grocory stock, fresh fruit In cluded, mid move Into tho Russell building, Second nnd Central, next week. Welcome to our midst, llar iy, we'll bo nrround for un ad next week. Honor Central Ave. Honors con Jliltio to pour llko liquid sunshine on Contrnl nvonuo. I). Y. Stafford, ono of tho original Doostor band, lui3 just been elected president of the Milllconin Club. Tho honor enmo unsought and unexpected but tho wreath of glory could find no fitter brow In nil tho world thnn Dave's. Congrats, Dave, and hero's our hnml on It. , Financial Conditions Tho finan cial condition Is rnpldh" Improving. Yo editor flonted u five-cent 1mm I not a five per cent), this week without giving n noto or n mortgage on Col. Clrlmo's now building, How cier, ho had to tako it in the nature of ono of Oono Croathwnlto's clears. After .making uso of tlio same, he Is firmly convinced Jhattllio gov ernment ought to bo moro native In prosecuting promoters for watering their (dock.- Another Coiincllmain on Central. Oeorgo Cook, tho Contrnl nvenuo pioneer, enn ,po longcrliOnhl of "tho honor of being tho only Contrnl nvonuo Aldormnn. City Fntherdinrry Klnibull 'this wo'ok returned from Nebraska to find thnt In nbsenco his office, had been moved Into tho IliiBsoll building And when It comos to boosting, Harry always makes a lilt. Wo did not mean this for n pun oven If Harry Is some baseball ninplro and fan, Heal Kstate- Center. 0. W. Kauf man, who hits long trod Contrnl nvo nuo back nnd forth between his homo nud tho office (boforo the days of tho Jitney bus), hns grown tlrod of elbowing his wny through tho throng. This week tho Kauf man cnmpnny moved Into fiuu of fices in tho HiibhoII building, firmly cstubllshliig tho ion) ostute market center In our midst. Al Myers may claim that ho Is tho cuutur,' being between the Songstnckon and Kuu'f man offices, but yo editor lousldors thoni collectlvoly, ' smim;.a-wiiii,i: JKSS THItUrcU,, our pop. tonsorlnl ui tint, Is taking un enforced vaca tion ns a result of tho skin on his loft thumb hnlug worn thin from making change, tho foio part of tho wook. Thoro nro always draw backs to becoming metropolitan Jitney bus money for lustuuco. And then to think that hoiiio Front street competitor of Jbhso'h was downright ornery enough to stnrt a story to tho effect that his Injury was duo to throwing saw-logs nt a neighbor's chickens in his garden. Before Parting With Your Money IN ItL'YIXG HEAL I-STATIC SKUUHU A COMI'Iiirn-2 AHSTHACT VlXOl TIIU Title Guarantee and Abstract Co. Which Is prepared to turn out First Class Work. This will save you an uoyance and cxponso afterwards. Woi also look after assessments and pay ment of taxes. I .Mni-bhrtclil office in Coke Iliilldlng opKtslte Cliautllor Hotel. I'lionu 1 1-J. , Coquillo Offlco adjoining Farm er.s' Hunk Mock. I'liono 11)1. llnndou Office, McNalr llulldlng. I'bono tH'2, Henry Sengstacken Munuger. , MAKES POOR AMPHIBIAN HI'S KXHI.SOX, of O. 1. It. It. HAS TIIIHIjMXU HXPHIllKXCi: Timber limpet tor Fulls Into 'Water , That Is Nine Foot Deep uutl lies cued by (Jeorge (iralium. (Wireless to Tho Hooster.) OAUDINHU, Or., April 30. Your special correspondent hero has Jurt lenined of a thrilling cxporlenco th.it letoll that Is, that ho befell -meaning thnt (Ins Kuclson, tho well known nud pop. timber Iiwp?rtor fell into nino feet of wntcr from a log bconi In this city recently. Ho ntruggled llko a hero. Hut he never learned to swim. And It looked bo very quickly. As H It would nil bo u, with him. Just then CJeorgo flrnbnni grabbed hi ni and dragged him dripping from the dripping depths. In tho nb senco of n pulmotor they applied Fred AuRonholmerSi hot nermolor with such excellent results that (Ins Kuelsou can now take u hnlf nolBon on anyone. Oeorgo Graham's success as a life-saver may got him u plnco on llert Peterson's crow. Kvoryhody hero says: "Lot Oeorgo do It." . I That's nil for this tlmo. I will , try nud gather together moro Onr-' diner news next week. ' I s.mii,:...whim: 1 KX.UI I NATION IN I'llAltMACY "I hnvo boon thinking," remarked1 Frank Cohan at The Owl this inorn-j lug, "that tho examinations for phnr- mncy clerks aro not at present prnc-' tlcnl. They aBk quostlons Hint sel dom or never como up In actual business whllo questions that do como up nro overlooked." As n result of cxporlenco ho sub mits a list tha( como up every dny. 1, (lot any stamps? ,2. If I lenvo .Marshfloltf In tho morning, will I get to Kose burg In tlmo to catch the train thnt makes connections ,. n l'ortlnnd for the Limited In Spokane? 3. Whoro can I got n Jltnoy to First Addition? I. May I uso your tolophnno? fi. Havo you n directory of Marshfleld? C. Wbnt tlmo Is It? 7. Will you loo'u up n number for nio In your tolcphono direct iory? 7. What's tho host thing to tnko. tho grease spots out of cropo do chlno? 0. What's nt tho Movies to night? 10. Does Chocolnlo really make you fat? "Hut while ho will not find tlio answer to (heso in text' bonks on pharmacy, tho druggist soon finds nut that thoso aro the things that break the monotony of tho IiiihIuoss," phll osopliTrnlly 'concluded Frank ns ho handed out a fow matches to light tho cigar that tho Jioostir roportor purloined from tho pat-hot of Harry Mt-Kcown who was absorbing tho wisdom. Somo absorber, Harry! This l tho flrht Interview our re porter has boon able to obtuln from our busy druggist since tho loss of bis dork. s.Miiii:-A-wiin,i: llll. W. A. TOYH, DKNT1ST Hours 0 to 12; 1 to C. Itooni HOI, In log llhlg. ( Central Aii'iiutt. Marshfleld The Big Leagues and Coast League Base Ball Scores at the Smokehouse on the day the games are played. Good Smokes Also. THE Smokehouse CIIAMM.Mt IIOTHh 111,1)0. i:THL AM M F. imsmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmamMmmmmmmmm May Sunshine Soothing, ltefiv-.hlng, Delicious and Nourishing Drinks, Pure nnd Dcllglitfud us May Sunshine .May He Had Kuiy Day nt Stafford's Sanitary Fountain THY Ol'll Buy Model Home? $650.00 TIIIIKi: DOOM lU'NHAI.OW, NKAT AS WAX; LOT FHXCKD AND IN LAWN AND OAKDION; Ahh XI-JW. OWNKIt MUST M:.Yi: CITY. ACT giMCUIA". I. S. KAUFMAN & CO. 222 CENTRAL AVENUE PIONEER GROCERY CO. Phone 84 :: :: :: :: :: 81 Central Avenue SNIDER'S PORK AND BEANS Hie Cans-, :t for iKJr; title Caim, ir.e each, or SI Tor ltc; ll."!e Ouih, ,U0e each, or it for "e. Duy a few Chin tt hme on hand. ORANGES are going up. We can still soli them as low an 15 ceutN per tlo.eii. These nro SniiMst. Remember We are the exclusive selling agents for Chase & Sanborn's Steel-cut Coffees and Canister Teas. SEE JAY DOYLE EOR REAL TAILORING ' REAL CLEANING REAL PRESSING Jay Doyle, the Cleaner. 1 Phone 250. Inventory List Free Special blank forms provided for Itemizing tho articles in your hiiUHohold, furniture, kitchen furnishings, etc., o thnt jn ciibo of a loss you can hnvo everything listed. They nro most con- ontont. Cull at my off ico and secure ono. They nro frco to everyone. ' It's our nlm to uifrvo our patrons nud tho public. i E. I. CHANDLER. INSl'IIANCIJ Coos Bay Stationery Co. 93 CENTRAL AVENUE For better pictures uso tho now , ANSCO FILM PACK with tho speed emulsion and tho single tab. PROSPERITY PUDDING. Take two cups of thrift, three oiiiici-n of common m-iiko, n meas ure of foresight ami a pint of pm-aullon. Mlv, bent nnil stir well, adding extract of determination to sae part of which you make oath week or each mouth, Splto with a good iiaturetl grin. Thin In not a hasty pudding; tho baking Is a progressive process jiiitrhouhl be entrusted only to a specially safeguaidetl and con Ntautly attcmlud oven this good, tellable growing bank. $1.00 WIIjIj oii-:n Tin: account. First National Bank Of Coos Bay i Central Avenue PLAN" TO TAKE SUNDAY DINNER AT THE Chandler Hotel a Good Menu JOKE SCNDAH Sl'NDAY No. 256 Central Ave. Call Anywhere Anytime. com: luuuuNd PHONE 430 Marshficld, Oregon The Bui of Central Avenue