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About The Coos Bay times. (Marshfield, Or.) 1906-1957 | View Entire Issue (April 23, 1915)
3MG raWiliU 'i-i THE C0QS QAY TIMES. MARSHFIELD, OREGON, FRIDAY, APRIL 23, 1915 EVENING EDITION. THREE he Central Avenue Booster CENTRAL AVHXUI3, FRIDAY, APRIL tl:t, lllir. No. !17 (Jirr vt koiiaic E ALL YELL HURT T W BEFORE W ARE FIL M AT "THE OWL" Fr4nk D. Cohan. "The Central Avenue Drucj Store." Kodaks and Supplies GEIITfl AVENUE tiii: ckxtral AVi:xri: hoostkr i Published lively Friday in (lie Inter I ost.s of Coos liny In General mid I Central Avenuo In particular. k I Subscription Price. Your good will,, nml membership In tho Booster Club .It'ST AXOTIIHR v I I A SXAKi: OF A MAX. SO SUCCESS SANTV ( 1AHA, CALIFORNIA HHIi:i SWU3T PRt'XF.S RlK.TLAR 12 1-1! CUNTS POIXI) Vi: AIU3 OFFKItlXfi AS A SPIH'IAL AT pkk porxn (i:ts i.T'i.ii i-ixi: op vi:.'i:taiiu:s COOK'S GROCERY POPULAR Prompt rogress1ve Phono 1KI). Whom do you want to do your work on your clothes? A blacksmith or a tailor? How do you want them V cleaned? Our deaning is the very best and our prices are right. Jay Doyle, the Cleaner. l'liono 2.-.0-X 'J.-.(l Central Avenue. Will call anywhere any time. Candy, Candy, Sweet for Maudy; ' (imidiops-, Nougat, Chocolate Crcuuw Caramels, Chips, Molasses Dlp, peanut Cluster for Love's Young Dream. ED. MEADE ,KANDY NOOK Noble Theatre. Central Avenue. lust another dny of sunshine, With n gentlo whispering wind; lust nnothcr night of pleasure, Like some you've had don't you mind? Just nnother loving embrace, Gliding through n dreamy waltz; Just nnother loving whlspor: "Darling, I will no'er bo false." Just another Joyful meeting, With Bomo friends of long ago; Just nnother stullo of welcome, l.lko your mother could bestow; Just another grip In silence, From tho hand of your old dad, Just another lingering kiss, Prom u sweetheart who was glad; Just nnother choice Havana, And a Hip of sparkling wlno; Just another feast of goodies, Llko you've had Thankgslvlng time. Just nnother chntico to re.iko good, On tho world's great stage, that's nil; Just nnother prayer of thanks, To (loil mill man before thu call. 131) MI3ADI3, Tho Central Avenuo Poet. smilk-a-whilf. SKIXXY'S fixish E. I. CHANDLER. Marine Biro 'Auto Insurance Accident Pinto Glass Burglary COKE BUILDING Marshfield Oregon Swat TheJFly Wo have the ino.st effective FLY SWATTFRS, FLY THAI'S, fiv'iu:i:x doors, schi:i:x windows; scrkf.x cloth, como In and let us help you keep the files out. Seo our windows. MARSHFIELD HARDWARE CO. Doing a llttlu short of material this week wo asked tho devil to wrlto us n sliort nrtlclo ngnlnst tho uso of slang. Ho did. Here It Is: If thero Is anything that gets our Nanny, It Is tho uso of slang. Soino guys spill so much of that kind of dope that it Is hard to get wlso to their spiel. Kids should bo put noxt by their 'parents that slang Is on tho Fritz and should ought to bo cut out. If I had a kid that couldn't put over tho straight stuff I would wallop tho lining out of tho lobster. Skirts are shines, proper, when It comes to slnng. They think that mercy, and I should say not, nrn real tough. Tho Doss Is n dish of prunes when It comes to slang. Ho bawls mo out to a rnro-yo-woll and I am In. Dutch from tho tlmo I como on tho job till haying tlmo In tho ovenlng. This Is tho first thing I liuvo ever wrote, nml If It don't show up In tho rag I will know it Is a flivver propor Skinny. smilk-a-wjiili; National Biscuit Company's Demonstration Makes ' A Record I The demonstration of tho Nntlonal i Ulscult Company's Puro Food Pro J ducts at tho Puro rood Grocery of lOllIvant & Weaver on Thursday of I this week by Messrs. Mack nml Leo I brick, tho company's represcntntlvos I scored n high water mark of- over J 1,000 packages sold during tho day. I This Is the record ono day's business Tor tho demonstrators in tho Pacific Northwest and they nro elated at tho business dono by tho local grocery. Olllvant & Weaver carry a full lino of National Ulscult Company products nnd they nre most gratified at tho response of their patrons to tho nn nounccemnts of Thursday's sale which appeared in Tho Times ex clusively. SMILF.-A-AVIIILI! 1113 A HOOSTCR Duy n balo of cotton, Hill; Huy a heavy ham, Huy o bar'l of apple sass, liny a Jar of Jam. Huv a box of oranges. U'iy n bag of oats, lliy yourself a suit of clot.. op, ruy soino rubber coats. Huy yourself n balo of hay, Huy a load of bricks, Huy n pair of rubbor boots, Huy a flock of chicks. Huy yourself some chowlng gum, Huy It by tho box, Huy Yourself nn auto, buy n dozen box. , Huy n year's subscription, Pay it In advance, Ti-tn your friend, yo Kdltor, Cm buy a pnlr of pants. smilk-a-wiiili; ALWAYS FRKSH. Somebody poisoned my dog today Though he never did anyone 111 And so ho Is through with canine play, And his wngglety tall Is still. No more shall I walk In tho strcot with him, Along at his sldo to Jog And l don't care if my eye? are dim Somebody poisoned my dogl He was homely, I know, ns n dog could be, And only a mongrel, too, Hut 1 loved tho dear fellow, and ho loved mo, As people nml dogs may do, Nothing on earth could disturb his trust, Or his love and his faith befog, And now ho lies hero at my feet in tho dust Somebody poisoned my dogl He crawled to my sldo nnd licked my hand, And then with n gasp ho died; And though soino peoplo can't un derstand 1 patted his head nnd cried I For It Isn't funny to loso n friend From off this enrthy cog, And ho was loyal unto tho end Somebody poisoned my dog! 1 wonder how anyone could hnvo dono This poor little fellow harm; Hut hero ho lies his raco Is run Though his body's still soft and waim. My Itfo Is lived on a prncoful plan, My pace Is u quiet Jog; Hut I wish I could find tho snnko of a man Who poisoned my llttlo dogl hay mautin. kmili:-a-wiiili: PAID I'P PHOMPTLY. coxyalfsckxt "Pardon mo, but nro theso eggs frosh laid?" a lady asked at Olllvant & Weaver's yesterday. "Absolutely, Mudnm," Fred Wcav or replied, "tho Coos Itlver ranchor wo piirehasod horn from won't nl low ils liens to lay them any other way." SMILK-A-WIIILi: DO YOU KXOW HIM'.' A paper In a good-sized town In Michigan recently published this Item: "The business man of this town who Is In the habit of hugging his stenographer had bettor quit or wo will publish his nniuo." Tho next dny 117 business mou called at the office, paid up their subscrip tions nml left boll t lid them 37 col umns of advertising and told tho editor not to pay nny attention to such foolish stories, SMILK-A-WIIILi: Central Avenuo and Hrondway. Wo knew him ns old Ton Per Cont; A poem found In tho room occu-tho moro ho had tho less ho spent; pled by L. L. Thomas nt Morcy Hos- tho moro ho got, tho moro ho lent How about that new piano? We have a fine line of instruments to select from. Terms can be arranged to suit your convenience. ley Bo Allen Co, h. h. THOMAS, Mgr. CENTRAL AVENUE. RUSSELL BLK. fhe Big Leagues and Coast League tose Ball Scores at the Smokehouse the day the games are played. Good Smokes Also. THE Rokefaouse C,1-IXIL1 It 1IOTKL HLDG. "SNTllU, AVIIXCK. pltal after ho had returned to Cen tral avenue. I've played solltalro till I dream of tho cards, I've read till I'm weary of print. I'm roady to curso both tho doc tor and nurso, Whoo hearts nro constructed of flint, Thoy won't lot mo up and thoy won't let mo out, Thoy mnko mo keep qiilot In bed; Thoy say I'll bo well If I'm patlont a spoil Hut I'm bored till I'm protty near dead, 1 I'm weary of Jolllos and watory broth, I'm crazy for sausago or steak, Hut thoy won't let mo feed ns I fool that I need And my heart Is beginning to break. I'm sick of tho flowers my friends hnvo sent In, With lying In bed I am soro, And my longing to smoko Is much moro than a Joko Hut it seems to bo useless to roar. K It wasn't so bad when I truly was sick, For I was too batty to caro; Hut now I am mending, tho Jay seems unending I toss and I fret and I swear. My temper Is nasty and snappy and harsh, I Just want to holler and shriek, He's (load, wo don't know whoro ho went but If his soul to Heaven was sont, he'll own tho harps and charge them rent. SMILIC-A-WIIILi: I ckxtral ayu.nthsayixcs 1 Thero Is a man on Central Avenuo so mean that when ho goes homo nt night ho puts a lot of loose fish hooks In tho samo pocket with his looso; change SMILK-.MVHILi: 1113 IS KO.MI3 SPRXDF.R AT THAT IIK.V- WITH LAYIXO AVKKAtiK OF III Kt.CS PI3R YI3AII Jlmmlo Dollar spoilt Sunday In Marshfield Handon World. In tho current Issuo of Farm nnd Flresldo appoars an Interesting ac count of three American egg-laylug contoHts. In tho following extract appears n statement of some of tho results: "Tho unusually sovoro winter In Connecticut with frequont periods when tho mercury was far hnlow zero gave the contesting hens a sorlous setback In their wlntor pro duction. Many excellent records were made, hut tho aggregate of f'4KB loud was considerably less than otlierulHo would have been tho case. Tho average production for tho 820 hens (10 hens to tho pen) was 1-1 1 eggs." Before Parting With Your Money IX Hl'YIXO HI3AL ESTATI3 SKCCRfi A COMPLKTI3 AHSTHACT FROM TUB Title Guarantee and Abstract Co. Which Is prepared to turn out First p0r If I nm bad I may get 'em all Class Work. Tins win save yuu ou noyanco and expense afterwards. 0 also look after assessments and pay ment of taxes. 'Marshfield office iu Coko Hulldlng opimsito Chandler Hotel. l'houo 1-1-J. Coquillo Office Adjoining Farm ers' Hank lllock. 1'liono 101. Handnn Office, McXair Hulldlng. Phono -1811. Henry Sengstacken Get Haines Guaranteed Flour What's tho uso of fooling Willi flour of an unknown quality when every wick of flour )ou buy from 11 A INKS Is hacked by a guarantee of satisfaction or money hack. Is it reasonable to suppose that wo would guuruntco flour If o were not suro It would give satisfaction? Order a sack today and If it does not give you satisfactory results jou get your money buck. II A INKS takes all the (liiinccs. FLOCD, FI3KD AND HAY. HAINES WATRHFROXT AND CKXTRAL AYKXU13 mad, And they'll mako jno get out In a week. L. L. THOMAS SMILH-A-WIHLi: DIt. Manager. W. A. TOYK, DENTIST Hours 9 to 12; 1 to 5. Doom HO i, Irving Hldg. Central Avenue. Marshfield I Stafford's Fountain HAZEL NUT SPECIAL is a delight. It is only one of many delicious wholesome and re freshing dishes and drinks that we servo at our sanitary fountain, Times Want Ads Bring Results Reduce the Cost of Living 1II3AXS Wo nro selling Snlders Pork nnd Henns, regulnr 10c cans, II for li.'c; largo cans !."; extra Inrgo 20c. Theso hnvo.bcon selling for 20c nnd 25e each. See our window. A SIIIP.MF.XT of California Vegotnbles Just arrived on tho Nann Smith. Hvery thing In tho market. PIONEER GROCERY CO. Selling agents Chase &. Sanborn's Senl Ilrand Coffeo and Canister Tea Phone 84 :: :: :: :: :: 81 Central Avenue Coos Bay Stationery Co, 93 CENTRAL AVENUE PHONE 430 For bettor pictures use tho new M ANSC0 FILM PACK with the speed emulsion and tho single tab, GOOD FRESH VEGEVABLES WI3 IIAYI3 A COMPLI3T13 1,1X13 OF ALL THI3 FHKSIl VF.flK- TAHLF.S IX TIII3 MA1IKI3T. CAHHAOI3 1M3D HI313TS ARTICHOK13S NBW POTATOI3S CUCUMHI3US SPINACH ' (1KI3I3N P13AS CAULIFLOWI3U L13TTUCI3 SWI3I3T POTATOKS COOS KIV13U ASPAHAOUS COOS 1UVI3U HADISHI3S COOS H1VI3H TURNIPS COOS HIVIJH (1H1313N ONIONS APPLI3S HAXANAS OKANUKS Phono Your Oitlei-s Kiu-ly " Ollivamit & Weaver PUHI3 FOOD OHOCI3IIS. TIH3 1IOMI3 OF 11131X7 07 VAHI13TII3S Phono JIM). Corner Central Avenuo nnd Third Street. Try a Iloltln of Our Tea Oardcn Preserves. PROSPERITY PUDDING. Take two cups of thrift, three ounces of common sense, n meas ure of foresight and u pint of precaution. Mlv, bent nnd stir well, adding extract of determination to savo part of which you inako cacti week or each mouth. Splco with n good natured grin. This Is not a hasty pudding; tho baking Is a progressive process and should bo entrusted only to a specially safeguarded nnd con stautly attended oven tills good, reliable growing hank. $1.00 WILL OP13X Til 13 ACCOUNT. First National Bainik Of Coos Bay ', Central Avenue Marshfield, Oregon PLAN TO TAKE SUNDAY DINNER AT TIIE Chandler Hotel Tho Uul of a Good Menu Central Avenue QUALITY FISRT (J Mr. James B. Finnegan, iccretary of one of Portland's largefl business concerns, in a ledurc before the Uni versity of Oregon, recently said: (J "Seletf a good print shop and stick lo it. When you get a printer who does satisfadory work, don't change because another man has underbid a dollar or two. The kind of work turned out is as important as ihe price.'' J We are in better shape to do first-class printing than ever before, having recently added to our equipment, in addition to a Bofton Wire Stitcher, a Portland Mul tiple Punch and Miller Saw Trimmer, a brand new lay. out of type, consisting of some of the Lateil Type Faces. Phone Your Order for Job Printing lo 133 Pipl u uo 5 JOB IE MtiLJiiVsSf W ? to U" W PARIKNT 1 f f9 I