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About The Coos Bay times. (Marshfield, Or.) 1906-1957 | View Entire Issue (April 16, 1915)
&i HHMH mv'-.'Mi THE COOS BAYlhvES, MARSHFIELD, OREGOW, FRIDAY; AWJM9i5VEaG EDJW The Central Avenue Booster jf CENTRAL avexuk, FHIDAV, APRIL 1(1, 11)15 No. 30 MNOUNCEMENT! Tlli: MARY KLIZAIl Kit SHOP Is planning ( move to Astoria where 1m offered 11 larger flclil of opportunity '" l" mt """ HoelHC rnift line, ami desires hcio (o express lis up. picclntlon to its "" pations. MARY ELIZABETH'S SHOP 1 TDK SHOP THAT'S DIKKKHKXT. LcssKW' ia''IA' - K'Vr"- avijx ' yater A Maim Seweth That Also Shall He Rip 4, ui: Till: OKXTRAIj AVKXl'K ROOSTER Published Every Friday In the Inter ests of Coos liny In General mid Central Atcntio In particular. O Subscrliitlon Price Your' Rood will, nnd mcmbcrshli) In tlio Hoostcr Clul) IE OF fl TITE1B VICTIM OK A SKRIKS OK KXPKX S1VK MISHAPS. SXTA CliAHA, CALII'ORXIA DRIED SWKKT PRl'XKS REGULAR 12 1-2 OKXTS POUND vi: Ann ofkkrixg am a special at Kit POUXD W H Q CKXTS full link oi'1 vkgktahlks COOK'S GROCERY OPULAR ROMPT ROGRESSIVE Phone 1HI). cirryoi'K kodak FILMS AT "THE OWL" ' Fran k D. Cohan. "The Central Avenue Drug' Store." Kodaks and Supplies jWhomdo you want to do your work on your clothes? k blacksmith or a tailor? How do you want them cleaned? Our cleaning is the very best and our prices are right. ' Jay Doyle, the Cleaner. l'hoiio 2."0-X. - Central Avenue. Will call niiywliero any time. Candy, Candy, Street for Mandy; (iumdropM, Nougat, Chorolato Ci earns Caramels, Chips, Molasses Dips, Peanut Cluster for Love's Young Dream. ED. MEADE KANDY NOOK loblc Theatre. Central Avenue. APRIL. WIND got safely by April 1, tlio day that Is Bet apart In honor of each of us, wo may ntv consider what tho rest of April has In store. When Father Timo calls tho command "January, Feb ruary March!" April comes fourth. That reminds mo, niul I must spring It before 1 forget It. It's a dnffodll. "Do you think Fobruary will March?" "No, but April May." April Is also tho first whalo month of Spring. Several and various things aro cer tain to occur In April. It opens tho baseball season. It also rains. Gen erally It does botli theso things on tho samo day. Tom Unit also brings out his straw hat. This year Harry Ilultmann stole a March on him by springing tho first straw In March ami as straws show which way tho wind blows that's why Harry led tho spring march and Tom can't blow at all. Hut enough of this fooling. Taking It by and largo, opening tho baseball season Is tho best thing that April does. Thcro aro a num ber of peoplo on Central avenuo who confine all their thinking to baseball nnd April gives them an op portunity to begin thinking ngaln. As they havo not done- any thinking slnco tlio last world's Beries tholr thinking at first Is likely to bo a llttlo rusty. Tills makes them think that their fnvorito is going to win. Hut they havo nnothcr think com ing. Hob Dlllard thinks tho Front Street Waifs will win, but Gono Cros'.hwalto says Dob has two thinks coming on this. I'd linto to think what Hob thinks about 'Gone. I think that's all I can think about April. : 1 smile-a-wiiili: where to find 'em. E. I. CHANDLER. Jai'iiio tiro iuto forslificld Insurance COKE BUILDING Accident Plato Glnss Burglary ., Oregon Swat The Fly We Imto tho most effective FLV SWATTERS, FLV THAI'S, jntKiix noons, screen windows; screex cloth, como '"diet us help j on "keep the files out. Seo our windows. HELD HARDWARE CO. Central Arcmio and Hroadttay. Yo scrlbo wont forth With pad and pencil Wandered ovfir Front street, Grnbbod tho nows on Central, Tho Marshflold Hnrdtvnro for hard ware, Tlio Smokehouse- for smokes, Olllvnnt for Puro food, Tlio Booster for Jokes. Tito Annex for doctors, A. T. Haines for feed, George Cook for groceries And Doe DIx for speed. Statford for randy, First National for cash, Chandler for Insurnnco And Hroadway for u smiiuh. North Hond for beauty, i:m pi re for prldo, Smith's mill for proBporlty And clnins at low tido. Front street for railways, Cunt nil for drugs. Coko building for lawyers, Tho Chandler for "Mugs." Jay Doylo for prosslng , M Mendo for 'rhymes Geo. Anderson for stationary Ami Central for good tliuas. W. 11. Cox. SMILK-A-WIIILK i Till: CITY ( LKAXEHS mo now located net to tho Chamber 'lonunene. Wo havo Installed tlio latest combined hteain Imarcl OJ itivn u. . . t. w'.k Imi.. tint i'"ssr ami tto Know now 111 npenuu n. " ..... -"lr I) Vnvi,., 11.... ,, f. ii..w.i.... ..uiri mi tint ltur. . - ...,.,,, jii-j- iraiiiii, nii-iiui 1 ii.iiih "elicit miytt oik you have. Velvets to your nlco ttltlto coats, ' wits nnd otereo.tts, all pressed the banltary ttay and tlio rolr ay. Steam preying raises tho nap and takes tho hhlno " 91 bluu be,s,.f .el.y a,.tolo guaranteed. Reference Mipplleil n rcnticst. For tlyehiK or special woik pliono us. Wo ttlll 111 fr a,i ,k.Uvep free CIIAS. V. TPJIHY, Net to Chamber or Commerce. hoie 399 ,; City Cleaners How about that new piano? U6 haUft O linn l!r. nnnrtxiimnntc trt Solfifit frOITI. i Ter"is can be arranged to suit your convenience. Wiley Bo ABen C0 L. J,. THOMAS, Mgr. CENTRAL AVENUE. RUSSELL BLK. Jilt. w. a. toyi:, DI3NTIST Hours 9 to 12; 1 to C. O Itoiini 1:01, IrvliiK Illdg. Central Areiiuo. Mnrshflehl Before Parting ' , With Your Money IX Hl'YIXG w:al r-STATK SKCCItuj A COMPLKTU AIlSTItACr FltOMi TUB Title Guarantee and: Abstract Co. j Which is prepared to turn out First Class Work. This will save you an uoyanco and expense afterwards. Wo also look after assessments and pay-1 ment of taxes. Marxhfield office In Coko nodding nmioslte Chandler Hotel. Phono 1 l-.T. Coqulllo Office adjoining Farm ers' Hank llloclc. Phono 101. Ilandon Office, MeXnir Ilulldlng. Phono 182. Henry Sengstacken Manager. lint Seo What Happened to a Man ho Stlnyy That Ho Wouldn't Take Ills Homo Paper. Tho" used to say: "Nobody lovejj :i Ml limn." Geo whiz, n fat unit be ho egotistical, bombastic or .stub born, Is a physical paradise compar ed to n man who is such n tltowad that ho won't tako his homo papr Just read this story from an ex change and seo what happens-to a stingy man: A mad who was too economical to tako this paper sent his llttlo boy to borrow tho copy taken by his neighbor. In his hasto tho boy ran over a 1 1 stand of bees, nnd in ten minutes looked llko a warty sum mer squash. ma cries reached his father. He ran to his assistance, and falling to notlco a barbed wlro fence, ran to that, breaking It down, cut ting n handful of flesh from his an atomy and ruining a $ 1.00 pair of pants. The old cow took advantage of tho gap In tho fenco nml got Into tho cornfield and killed Jicrself eating green corn. Hearing the rncket his wlfo ran out, upset a four-gallon churn full of rich cream Into n bas ket of kittens, drowning tho who'o flock. In tho hurry sho dropped a $7 BCt of falso tooth. Tho baby, loft iilono, crawled through tlio spilled rieam and Into tho parlor, ruining n brand-new $20 carpet. During tho excitement tho oldest daugtcr ran away with tho hired man, tho dog broko up 11 sctttng hens, nnd tho tho calves got out and ate tho tails off four fiuo shirts. SMILK-A-WIIILi: A I.OXO HUNT. Ono of A. K. Ncff'b young hopefuls complained tho other day to his dad that ho couldn't got his 'rlthmctlc zamplcs' saying tho teacher said toiucthlng about finding tho great est common divisor. "Great Scott," remarked Al In dis gust, "haven't they found Hint thing yet? Why, thoy word' hunting for It whon I was a hoy." SMILK-A-WIIILK I CKXTKAL AVUXn: JOTTINGS Its High Church. That dnmngo suit of Clay Church makes a nolso llko n cathedral, SMILK-A-WIIILK llusy Central Ateniio. Accidents and arnica nro both quick on Central Avenue. When tho nuto-niotorcyclo collision occurred tho other evening Frank Cohan was right on hand with first aid to tho injured, assisting Dr. Hnrtlo promptly with supplies. Good boy, Frank. SMILK-A-WIIILK A New Secret Society. L. L. Thomas, who is hack again nftcr a brlof solgo at tho hospital, says ho has nn Idea of forming a new frater nal order on Coos Hay to bo known ns tho Vermiform Victors. To bo eligible each brother must havo had an operation and no appendix. SMILK-A-WHILK Ity Conditiu'H Hlrthday. Ivy Con dron had u birthday this week which ho celebrated quietly receiving tlio congratulations of his friends who know. How old is Ivy? Why blcsi you, Ivy Is just sweet sixteen, llko Mel Duncan. Ho is 0110 of thoso who never grow old for real ngo Is measured by hearts instead of years and Ivy's heart Is still as fresh'' ns n bird' sung 011 n May morning. SMILK-A-WIIILK Somo Control Avenuo men got soro because people won't give them credit for tho big things they were going to do. SMILK-A-WIIILK They say thnt wealth dooa not bring happiness, and mnjbo that's tho reason why wo nro nil so busy trying to mnko other people happy, by separating them from their coin. SMILK-A-WIIILK GOT IT OX TIIK ltltAIN. After .latiuaiy I, 11)1(1. This grnnd old atnto Is filled with woe, We're li'Vd rtralght For 1120. NKUTHAL1TY. It is criBy enough to bo noutral, Whon all by your lonesome, 1'vo a hunch; Hut ou'vo got to hop, And watch out for your stop, When llnrrlgan's hero with n bunch. SKNGSTACKKN SMILK-A-WIIILK TIIK CZAR'S CHILDItKN. llnriignu ('(lining Hack. Al Noff received 11 letter from J. T. llnrrl gan this week sajlng ho mid Mrs. Harrlgau expected to start on their Journey homeward from Los An geles about May 20. Thoy will mako tho tour by nuto to San Francisco , nnd If tho roads aro good como nil tho way homo In their car, visiting Crater Lake on tho way. If roadB do not permit they will ship tholr car from Sun Francisco, llnrrlgau hints vnguely ut somo big aurprlso that is in store for Scugstnekcn, Head tho Hoostcr and find out what It Is. PERSONAL MENTION f .SPRING POKM 1Y COX. It Is with consldornblo prido and pleasure that wo present herewith a beautiful poem entitled "O JOY, SPUING IS MOST HKItBI" by W. J. Conrad, our handsome poet .vr It er which Con has wrote oxcluilvely for Tlio Hoostcr nnd presonted for puhl'catlon with his compliments. Tlio poetic fire of gonitis burns in Con's bosom. On moro than am occasion Con has had poonis printed In The Iloostec, nnd ho enjoys a pig ropiitntlon ns a poet writer on Con ical Avenuo and vicinity. Howovir, hero Is tho pooni Judgo for your oolf: O JOY, SPUING IS MOST HI3IIK! As I sot waiting for my sweetheart last ovonlng, ', I heard n robin sing; '' Then I say to myself ".My gooduuHS It's almost 'Miring'1 - I'm glad tlio winter Is over Yos, I'm Just ns glad iih I can bo No moro rnln nnd fog and cold ! Nobody is glnddorn 1110, 1 It won't bo long till tho grass shoots, will ho shooting 1 And tho boos will bo bU.Ing around, And tho Mayflower and Johnnlo- jiimp-iips Will bo growing out of tho ground O, for tho gontlo spring zephyrs, To cool my foverod brow, Ah I morrlly trip to tho cow burn To milk tlio old roan cow. Ah for mo I've had enough of wln wlntor And I guosa you havo nls.o had too, Thoroforo, lot glad spring timo ar rlvo Which it cannot too soon for mo and you, W. J. CONRAD. IMPORTANT NOTIC North Hond , papors ploaso copy. W, J. C. J JAY DOYLK says ovcry week In tho year Is Clean-up week with him. Somo cleaner. GUY CUAMHKItS waB In Suiujay to got a load of lumber to mako boxes for this year's crop of Cubeb cigarettes which ho Is growing on his ranch. FUANIC PAGK, tho well-known Portland traveling man, wns seen on our Htreots yestordny but loft In tho afternoon on a fishing trip holotv .Myrtle Point to ho gnno over Sunday. Thoso traveling men have n hard time 011 tho rond; when thoy nron't fishing for or dors thoy nro fishing for fish. SMILK-A-WIIILK Till: CODFISH AND TDK II KX Tho codfish lays a million eggs, Whllo tho helpful lion lays 0110; Hut tho codfish doesn't cackle, To Inform us what she'ti done; And ho wo scorn tho codfish coy, Hut tho helpful lieu wo prize;: Which Indicates to thoughtrul minds It pnyB to advertise. SMILK-A-WIIILK The Big Leagues and Coast League Base Ball Scores at the Smokehouse on the day the games are played. Good Smokes Also. THE Smokehouse CHAXDLKR HOTKL HLDG. CKXTHAIj AVKXl'K. mmmmmmmmmmm ' Get Haines Guaranteed Flour Wliut'H the uso of fooling with flour of an iinknottii quality ttlien etery nark of flour jou buy from 1IAIXKS Is backed by it guarantee of Mitisfnrtlon or money back. Is It reasonable to suppose that tto would gunnuitco flour If tto vtero not Miie It would giro HntWudloii? Older a wick today and If It does not giro ton Mitla ractory lesiiltN jou get your money back, HAIXKS takes all the iliances. l'LOUD, FKKD AND HAY. HAINES WATHUFIIOXT AXD CISXTHAL AVUXTK SM - HARRY M'KUOUN. LK-A-WHILK They were discussing tho war at the Suiokehouso when Jim Kollond wanted to know It ono couldn't cor rectly mention tho children of tho Car as Czardlncs. SMI LK-A-WHILK tafford's Fountain HAZEL NUT SPECIAL is a delight. It is only one of many delicious wholesomo and re freshing dishos and drinks that wo servo at our sanitary fountain, Reduce the Cost of Living HKAXS Wo nro Belling Snldors Pork nnd Deans, rogular lOo cans, :t for ".1e; largo cuub Lie; extra largo i!)c Theso havo boon soiling for 20e nnd 2Ce each. Seo our window, A SIIIPMKXT of California Vegetables Just arrived ou tho Nann Smith. Kvory thing In tho mnrkot. PIONEER GROCERY CO. Selling ngonts ChuEo & Sanborn's Soal Hrand Coffco and Canlstor Tea Phone 84 :: :: :: :: :: 81 Central Avenuo Coos Bay Stationery Co. 93 CENTRAL AVENUE PHONE 430 For hotter pictures uso tho now . ANSCO FILM PACK with tlio speed emulsion and tho single tab, llero'n a Good List of (Jood 1'Yndi Vegetablcw Phone us Your Order Karly NI-JW POTATOKB FltKSII CAULIFLOWKR. II HAD LKTTUCK TURNIPS FHKSII PDAS WAX IlKANB. AUTICIIOKKS. NKW 101G CAHHAGK. SPINACH GREENS CUCUMHERS PARSNIPS. RA DISHES. GREEN ONIONS HEETS. Vu Coos River Asparagos COOS RIVER RIIUHARI). COOS RIVER RADISHES. - COOS RIVER GREEN ONIONS. Olivamtt & Weaver PUUK FOOD GROCERS. TDK IIOMK OF IIK1X,' n" VARIETIES Phono lt), (Tomer Central Aicnuo nnd Third Street. Try a Hottlo of Our Ten Garden Preserves. PROSPERITY PUDDING. Take two cups of thrift, three ounces of common house, it mens mo of foresight and a plat of pio-niitlnn. Mlv, beat and Mir well, adding extract of determination to Havo part of which )ou iiml.o eaili tteek or each month, Splco with a good iiatured grin. 'I his is not a hasty pudding; tho baking Is a progiehslro process and should bo entrusted only to a hpcclully Mifrguurdcd and con stantly attended oten this good, tellable growing bank. ' $1.00 ", WILL OPKX THE ACCOUNT. First National Bam Of Coos Bay J Central Avenue Marshfield, Orerjan PLAN TO TAKE AT THE Chamidlier Hotel n Good Menu The Biib of Central Avenue m ...