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About The Coos Bay times. (Marshfield, Or.) 1906-1957 | View Entire Issue (April 2, 1915)
ITHinm"'nffirwiMiinffSBBBBBiWffi THE COOS BAY TIMES'. MARSHFIELD, OREGON, FRIDAY, APRIL 2, 1915 EVENING EDITION. THREE The Central Avenue Booster CKXTIlATi AVEXUK, Fill DA V, APH1L li, 10K Xo. .11. BUM(!WW'BOWibw3SbSjBW VOL. 1- i READ " THE BACK COVER OF THIS WEEK'S SATURDAY EVENING POST. We have them in stock "THE OWL" Frank D. Cohan. "The Central Avenue Drug Store." iy STAMPED GOODS Vev Ilutli ToMtt nrgc ami Hinnll Laundry Mmjjs Unity lllhs 'emuMiiiitloii Suits CoiiiIiIiik Jackets Stumped Household Llnelis Tim I'ainiiiis Miirlin'llo Toilet Articles. "" OCT A (1M3IIEA.S FLOW Kit KOIt THAT EAKTKIt SUIT MARY ELIZABETH'S SHOP THE SHOP 'THAT'S DIFFEIU3XT." itl'SSKMi llUILDIXO --- OEXTHAL A VEX UK Everything for the Garden and Lawn Garden Tools, Garden Hose, Lawn Mowers See Our Windows, Marshfield Hardware Co. Green Things from the Garden .Nice Fresh Vegetables Orecn Pens, Head Lettuce, Cabbiijje, Itlm barb, AsmrnKiiS lleetK, Turnips, Cutiliriowci-, (Jrcen Onions, Itnil Uies In fact everything In t lie market may lie found here. cook's n GROCERY JT ROMPT OPULAR ROGRESSIVE IMiono 181). ED. MEADE Sells Pugsley's Candy at the KANDY NOOK Also Cigars and Tobacco Noble Theatre. Central Avenue. All Work is guaranteed at Jay Doyle's Place WK IK) AXYTIIIXO THAT OAX 1110 1)0X13 IX TIIE'cLKAXIXO AXI) DV13IXO IilXI3. JAY DOYLE'S PLACE Phono ittO-X 2o0 Cciitrul Aveiiuo, "Will call anywhere, any (line. E. I. CHANDLER Marino Firo 'Auto w Accident inClirtlfA Plato Glass Burglary COKE BUILDING Marshfield Oregon Evee M e W ho Talk LM Til 13 C13XTUAIi AVEXUE HOOSTElt Published Every Friday In the Inter cMh of Coos liny In General and Central Avenuo in particular. - Subscription Price Your good will, nnd raomborshlp In tho Booster Club . MAItltlEI) LIFE Sho thinks he's grand, She pnts his linml, And rests her cheek upon It. Its a good bet 'flint sho will got Coin for nn Hosier bonnot. Al (Jlossop. SMILE-A-WHILE Postal Cards Have Arrived. Hugh McLnln, our accommodating I'OBtmnster, wishes us to announce to tho general public thnt ho hn's Just received n special from the U. S. Government n fresh supply of poHtnl cards after being out of pos tal cards for somo time. Hugh say3 when you read this announcement there will bo a terrlblo big rush for these postal cards by tho patrons of tho office. In ordor that theso postal cards may last as long ns possiblo and go nrotiud amongst all that desires them Hugh says until further notlco ho will soli 'cm for two cents each Instead of tho reg ular price of 1 ct. each. This will give everybody n fair cltanco. Hugh Riya If ho asked only 1 ct. each for these cards they would al) bo gone In no time nnd then ho would only liavo to send for somo more. Call on Hugh nnd lay In n few of these postal cards boforo they arc nil picked over nnd tho choicest ones nro gone. Lntor Wo stop the press to announco thnt Hugh says tho cards arrived all right but his commission didn't come, nnd ns It was to bo hero April tho first ho wonders If Tom Coko has put up an April fool Joke on him, SMILE-A-WHILE JAY DOYLE was limping tho first of tho week as tho result of an nx-Idcnt. Jay says chopping kind ling Is no Job for a bachelor nny liow. DOKSEY KltElTZEIt our well known financier was called to Dayton, Ohio this wcok to bo called into consultation about the war loans. Horsey says ho Is in favor of loan ing a hundred dollar to Gormany but not a doggonovccnt to tho allien bccauBo ho cant find their country on tho map at all. A. UEID, who lives on Central Avonue, has been elected to mem bership In tho Central Avenuo boostors. It had been overlooked that Mr. Hold was ono of tho most offcctlvo boostors on tho street Ho rustled Kussoll Into building tho Ilusscll building, did n noble deed In getting Xoblo to build tho Noblo building and felt thrlco armed when ho found thnt ho could con away to get Conway to erect Myrtle Arms. And it that docsut ontltlo a man to membership, what docs? O 4 llOOSTKll WA.YT COLUMN' HELP WAXTKD. IF YOU want a light Job, call nt tho Klcctrlc light offlco. FOR SALE Two-cont postngo Btnmps, two cents. Apply nt the Postofflco nftor April 1, Hugh McLaln. 4 1)11. W. A. TOVI3, DENTIST Hours 0 to 12; 1 to 5. Hoom 1201, Irvlni; llldg. Central Avenue. Marshfield ! See The Fair At Frisco Hut don't send your AVhllo or Cream Coats out of town to ho cleaned or dyed. Wo will restore tliein to their original color. Men's suits cleaned ami pressed im nan i r 1J j a I II ' ' lAHMNHWIH1 right. f v Phone 399 , City Cleaners I CEXTHAL AVEXUE JOTTIXOS 4 (Jets First Place. Hay Olllvnnt and Fred Weaver, our two enter prising young grocery men, got first place in the 57 varieties contest. They are two hustlers and full of enthusiasm and confidence Hay says ho belloves they would have got first place even If It had been n hundred varieties and wo believe so too. Hurrah for Central avenuo! Things to Cook for the Cook. Georgo Cook, our genial grocery man, Bays he has boido good things for tho cook to cook and which he calculates ho don't need half bo much as ho needs tho money they are worth, therefore Cook has de cided to sell theso things for the cook to cook. Ank cook desiring things to cook, sco Cook. A Had Disappointment. W. J. Conrad, our pop. fellow townsman received n letter on Thursday nay Ing thnt a rich uncle had died In London and left him a fortune. Con was all worked up over It until ho noticed tho letter was dated April 1 which was somo disappointment for while Con wouldn't like to have hlw undo dlo ho would like the for tune. Central Avenuo llase Hall. Cen tral avenuo is right . there nt tho first of the season with n ball club that is full ' of big leaguo timber and not from tho tall timber nt thnt. 'Gcuo Crosthwnlto Is getting a bunch of pennant winners to gether thnt will mnko any club In this section look like hush leaguers at a world series. Just watch our curves. Physician Heal Thyself. Doc. Housoworth didn't sloop well last ThurBdny night all night nnd ho says ho had tho most terrible dreams n person over dreamed. Doc says they hnvo built n new dormer win dow bedroom on his Iiouho with windows nil nround nnd ns Mrs. Housoworth bellovcH In plenty of fresh nlr she loft all the dormer windows open. Doe- says they are darned windows Instead of dormor windows. Doc hollered nnd ncroech ed oft nnd on nil night long nnd twlco Jumped clarin ' out of bod (Bearing his wife' dreadful. lly morning Doc had almost lost his volco and Hint's why he has boon whispering all weok. Doc says his advice If you are thinking of sleep ing in dormer window Is don't do It. Doc eays ho' Is ,all bunged up until ho can't talk, or smell, or hear or taste nothing hardly. Doing as Doc Is a physician folks think It is ridiculous for him to hnvu a cold and as a result ho never gets any sympathy whon ho's sick. April Fool Day. April Fool Day was pretty generally observed on Central avonue. August Frlzeon, our worthy townsman, fixed up somo April Fool candy nnd trontod our populnr mnll cnrrlor, John Suoddon to n piece. John wna bo surprised nt being treated that ho ate tho whole pleco without noticing that It wnB tinfoil covered with chocolnte and Mel Duncan, who is an actor, oxclalmod "Follod again!" which Mel thinks Is somo Joko. SMILE-A-WHILE 'I'll 13 HOOSTKIt Celebrate lllrtliday. Yesterday It, O. Graves nnd G. W. Kaufman went into tho Smokehouse nnd plnycd two games of billiards. Each won n game. Later they each drank u coca-cola. Asked tho reason for nil this hilarity tho mon confessed that April 1 was their birthday nnd that each aro of tho same ngo and henco follow the sanio coloura tion oacli year. TIiIb much was forthcoming ns to tho ngo, thoy both intimated that it's best to isk a pollcoman. A SKASOX HEVEItlE. Before Parting With Your Money How about that new piano? We have a fine line of instruments to select from. Terms can be arranged to suit your convenience. ley Bo Allen Co. L. L. THOMAS, Mgr. CENTRAL AVENUE. RUSSELL BLK. IX IlUVIXfl HKAIi ESTATE SECUHE A COMPLETE- AlJSTItAOT FKOM, THE J Title Guarantee and Abstract Co. Which 1b prepared to turn out First Class WorK. Tina wm save you an noyance and expense afterwards. We also look after assessments and pay-, ment of taxes. Marshfield office In Coko Dullding opjKislto Cliaudlor Hotel. Phono1 11-J. t Coqulllo Offlco adjoining Furm-1 crs Hank Illock. Phono 101. Ikuidon Office, McXalr llullding. Phono 183. Henry Sengstacken Manager. A RIDDLE Why Is Corn llko a Mouse? liecauso rattle (cnt'U) eat it. Horses will eat HALVES' coin and oats and liny, hecauso it is good feed and It is al ways sold at a reasonable price, Havo you tried Haines Flour HAINES Waterfront Central Avo. ('Pologles to Poet Poo.) How distinctly I remember, "Hny, Grain, Haines," ono bleak November, Made me pay him thirty dollars, All of that and sometimes more, For wheat, straw, hay, oats and barley; "Thirty per ton to tide 'em o'er, Your horso 1b thin, his bones arc sore." Quoth that lloostor ever more. And tho "Ploneor'a" provisions Gnvo mo nightmare nnd wild vis ions; Then 1 dreamed about n Hooster, Who had filled up old Mill Slough 'Twan a shark turned to n booster For our Central Avenue. This shark kept eating, eating, eat ing; Whllo I kept bleating, bleating bleating, Tticu tho shark turned Into seepage, My eyes wore filled with briny weepage, An ''Owl Drug" disturbed my sleep- ngo And tho shark swnm out of sight. Landlords, tciinnU got together, And crushed tho Bccpngo ever more. Think of "Chandler" guests all sleeping, "Parisian" dry goods fairly stoop ing, With nu odor that was Btlffllng, Now nnd then forevernioro; "Stuffords." "Fair Storo" "Smoke House," too, Might bo closed forevernioro. Itoostcrs think or a solution To this odorlforous oozln Or there'll bo a snd conclusion To our Centrnl Avenuo; Hicklefl, high bulls nnd "Owl Drugs" Will hnvo no tnata for mo nnd you. Music nt Thomna' will not bo charming. Interest will bo nlnrmlng; "First Nntlonnl" will not bo loan ing Monoy to n blooming Btoro. "I'.'Iloy II. Allen" plnnos, With phouogrnplilc sopranos, "Alary Kllzaboth, "Hohfeld's" next door; Piny "The IlooBtor" overinoro. So, porhaps tho "Jay Doylo" steam- Plant will do much prcsBlug, cleaning In more commodious quartern, Over on tho Coos Hay shoro; 'Along the factories that hnvo start ed, And nro numborcd by tho score; AInybo "Olllvant & Woaver" Will bo building llko a boavor, And bo wholesaling galore, "Cook," too, will still bo Boiling, Groceries in n mnniior most com pelling, Whllo "Ed Monde" will Manufac ture Hum poetry for overymoro. Mister booster, begin loading, All your guns for tho exploding Of a boom for old Coos Hay, That's been talked about for years; Wo want moro gold and working shops, Noise of machinery that novor stops; Thon see our Central Avenue HuHt with sky scrapers in tlerB; "Alyrtlo Anna" 'will bo "Tho Hooster" Whoro Ye Ed will boss tho shears. Do bo in o systematic testing, Wltll millionaires that aro rest ing; Get some factories on tho Hny, Like tlioBo upon tho 'lantle shore, Hostilities still contlnuo In Baseball at tho Smokehouse Every evening. Nobody Is Neutral Fighting Is florco nil along tho lino and close to tho cushion, THE Smokehouse CIIAXDLKH HOTEL 1ILDO. CKXTHAL AVKXUK. Say T Which Oh! Alnrshfleld bo of somo renown, Just bo another 'Frisco town! Coos liny-Central Avenuo Hoostors Will bo boosters then of yore; Very likely we'll bo boosting, Over on the Golden Shore, Shouting "Coos Hny" ovortnoro. ED MEADE, Tho Centrnl Avenuo Hooster TOUCIIIXG. Ono touch of unturo makes, tho whole world kin, Ono touch of humor makes tho wholo world grin. Ono touch of paHioB makes tho wholo world one, One "touch" for monoy mAkes tho" whole world run. Jesso I. Torroll. I . L ,.j Easter Baskets "tt And Easier Eggs A HO.V Oil ItAHKET OK STAKKOIID'H COXFECTIOXS IS A WAIN TV COMPMMEXTTO SI3XI) TO A DEAIt FIHI3XD AT 13ASTEH STAFFORD'S Good Things for Here you can find a full ETABLES to tempt your SPINACH. HEAD LETTUCE. .CAULIFLOWER .CRISP CELERY .CABBAGE .ARTICHOKES Fresh Coos River Products your Sunday Dinner line of FRESH GREEN VEG appetite. .FRESH RIPE TOMATOES .BEETS .RUTABAGAS .PARSNIPS .GREEN PEAS CALIF. ASPARAGUS .RHUBARB ASPARAGUS .YOUNG CARROTS Ollivant RADISHES. .GREEN ONIONS PARSLEY & Weaver PUKE FOOD HOCEIW. THE HOME OK 1II3IX.' U7 VAUIETIKS Phono 101). U- Comer Central Avenuo nnd Third StroL PIONEER GROCERY CO. Phone 84 :: :: :: :: :: 81 Central Avenuo Wo have Just received a fresh supply of local and California Knurl's AXI) VIC(li:TAllLI3S l3vei)thliiK In tho market. , For those who plant garden wo have n full Hue of KEKDH lu hulk ami piukageN, also KEUTILI.EItH. Ileiiiemher, w nro agentH for OHASI3 Ai HAXIIOHX'H HEAL IIIIAXI) COKI'EK and CAXXIKTKIt TEAS. Coos Bay Stationery Co. 0!5 CEXTHAL AVE-l'IIOXE 130 Sole Agents Carters Ideal Typewriter Ribbons and Carbon Papers. If it's Carters Ideal it's a good deal. The Momey You Deposit with ii h docs not remain Idle lu (lie hank, hut It Is imed for tho development of homo industry. Most individual)!, firms and cor poratloiiH need to borrow money at times to carry on their busi ness, nnd It is Ini-Koly your money that they borrow for this pur. pose. Money deposited In hanks away from homo does UUs com munity no goml. Therefore, It Is to your bent Interests to do posit your money vhoro It will not only benefit you, hut will aid home Industry also. Wo welcome all deiNisltors, large or small, ami take slutero Interest lu their welfare. Open a checking or savings account In tills bank. ' First National Eamk Of Coos Central Avenue Marshfield, Oregon PLAN TO TAKE UNDAY DINNER AT THE Chamidller Hotel a Good Menu The Hub of Central Avenue :i 1