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About The Coos Bay times. (Marshfield, Or.) 1906-1957 | View Entire Issue (March 5, 1915)
f THE COOS BAY TIMES, MARSHFIELD, OREGON, FRIDAY, MARCH 5, 1915 EVENING EDITION. THREE The Central Avenue Booster CENTRAL AVENUE, FRIDAY, SIAIICII 5, 1IM& Xo. 1 IPECIAL CANDY SALE urday and Sunday only. Old fashion- Mexican Penoche, regular QfJ pound; only STAFFORD'S he First Principle ls M (iro N (o hell you things (lint mo light til the prlro (lint's -mill join money buck If you mini It. me going t ',0 '" business hero, wo hope, for n long, long cinles nee loo expensivo a luxury for im. TOUR WOU!) IS OUR REST ADVEKTISIXd Us fill your market basket. (Jet unpialutcd wllli this f inetlioiN leu in Hint. wo do what wo say make good what broinlsc. waul you to know our f-civlco. QlKvamit & Weaver pure roon grocers. TltV AX ORDER OF HIEXZ' SIIXCE SI HAT. 100. Corner Central Avenuo ami Third Street. axother shipsiext oe those Beautiful Glebeas Flowers Mrlvcd. .lust, tlio Ihlng for (ho new Easter gown. Don't seeing tliem. " Wo hnvo every number In D. SL ('. Xo. i!, H, ' fi, - id, in, i!(, :io, -to, no, (to, 70, no, 100, mo. ILL AT THE IjA miCS' SHOP THAT'S D 11' PER EXT. ARY ELIZABETH'S SHOP (ELL Hl'ILRINO H'JU CEXTRAL AVEXUE PEANUT BUTTER HAVE THE (!OOR KIND IX ALL sizes AXI) QUANTITIES CUT HUTTEH III gluns Jars tOe, Lie, UOc and &1c a'T hutteh, :t immukI cans 000 iTT HUTTEH, ."..pound cans H.lc NTT RUTTKR in lmllc, pound -c COOK'S DSpulIr GROCERY rogressive Phono INI). Long As You Wear Clothes SHOULD HAVE THE.M CLEANED TO (JUT YOUR .MONEY'S WORTH J. DOYLE "Lot Doylo l)o It." Central Avenue. l'liono U30.X Will Call Any Where. Any Time. 1 Jiuisit See Got WmmIows 'ts and Crafts JUXOLE JAHRIXIEHHES and HANGING HAS- -tlio latest and most nt tractive out. L LIQUID GLOSS duslHi cleans and brightens at tlio miuio l'nt n little, on tlio mop or tlio dust cloth ami see the It cleans, polishes and disinfects and Is good for highly led hardv(M(l, soft woods and for automobllo Iwdles. Marshfield Hardware Co. How about that new piano? 1q have a fine line of Instruments to select from. 2rms can be arranged to suit your convenience. Hey Bo Allen Co Ij. I;. THOJIAS, SIfaT. CENTRAL AVENUE. RUSSELL BLK. E. I. CHANDLER. 1110 Insurance 4 COKE BUILDING Accident Plato Glass Burglary THE CENTRAL AVUXUK IJOOSTKIt I'uliHshed Eery Friday In the Inter ests of Coos Hay in General and i Central Avenue In paitlculur. , Subscription Price. Your good will, nnd momborahlp In tlio IlooBter Club OUlt PLATEOHM. Ono Street, Olio Ping, Ono Country, .. ..nnd One Wlfo nt n tlmo OUR REIiIOlOX. To Do Good. OCR POLITICS. More. RusIiioes. Kntoroil nt tho Postotflco ns strictly Klrst-Class nintter; thoro Is nothing Second-Clnss nbout Central Avenuo. OCR STAFF. Mnnnglns Editor. "Xntlonnlly Ad vertised" Frnnk D. Cohan. ."Musical Editor L. I. Thomas. PJoneer Editor Geo. E. Cook. Children's Department "Cnndy Kid" Stafford, Editor. Dairy Editor Ivy Condron. Financial Editor. Horsey Krellzcr. Garden Editor Ray Ollivant. Itecreatlou Editor J. T. Hnrrlgan. PL'TTIXG THE POP IX j POPULAR SOXGS (Air, "Tlpporary.") Into Cooa County enmo n traveler ono day, Youngster who hnd nnllo to soil and hnd a lot to any, Tnlklng tnlk of salesmanship and how tlio trado to get A stranger got disgusted, then ho shouted, did the vet: "It's n long Job, tills soiling linrd wnre, It's a hnrd wny to go; lt'a a long Job, this Boiling hnrd wnro Thoro's a lot for you to know. Good-bye anucy anlesninn, Oood-byo parted hnlr; lt'a n long, long Job this Belling hnrdwnro, And you must, bo on tho square" Salesman wrote n lettor to a donlor that ho know, Quoting low on No. 1 and shipping Number 2. When the dealer got tho shipment how ho ro so nnd aworo! It waa then tho vet dropped In nnd mentioned na heforo: lt'a a long Job, this Rolling hard ware lt'a n hard way to go; "lt'a a long Job, this soiling hnrd wnro, Thoro'a n lot for you to know. Good-byo saucy snlosninn, Good-bye parted hair; It's n long, long Job this soiling hardware, And you must bo on tlio squnro." Donler wrlto a neat roply unto tho snlosninn then, Saying ho could como out mid got his hnrdwnro onco again, Snld tlio boya who sold hlni hnrd wnro In tho dnya of yoro Hnd nlwnys shipped htm what ho wanted, singing ns boforo: "lt'a a long Job, tills soiling hnrdwnro, lt'a n hard wny to go; lt'a a long Job, this soiling hard ware Thoro's n lot for you to know. Good-byo saucy salesman, Good-byo parted hair; It's a long, long Job this soiling hnrdwnro, And you must bo on tho square." HARRY K. DULTMMANN. .' - CENTRAL AVUXUK .lOTTIXGS I It. Pays to A (Ke. Advertise In the Rooster. It pays Ask any body. Tho Xew Stjles I saw n fine thing In a now spring waist in Mary Elizabeth's shop tho other day. First ono of tho season, too. Sho was n blonde. Watson's Xew Song. County Judge Watson, who wns a visitor on Centrnl Avenue last week, has n now song entitled: "It's a Long Way to 1920." Good boy, Jim. Is Some Hustler. More than 100,000 pianos nro built in this country nnnunlly, but they will have to Incrcaso the output If they expect to keep that man Low Thomas busy. Fair, FnNo Words. W. U. Curtis says that ho thinks n few of tliu fairest and falsest words that wcro over uttorcd Is for a fellow to say ho has "severed his connection," when everybody knows ho lost his Job. What's In n XameV A noted hoalth sharp comes through with tlio explanation that tho scientific name of tho bad tnsto in tho mouth is "pnragtmsla." Tho Central Avenue bunch refer to It ns n "hang-ovor" nnd let It go nt that. Xoilli Rend Xcfni'louhiicKi. Tho gambling spirit has taken hold of tho men on Central Avenuo In tor jlblo slntpo. Saturdny night a pro fessional wns horo from North Rend and loft with $2.03. Its our loss but money tnkon to North Rend thnt wny will nover do thnt city nuy good. Quick Elt. Someono stntod nt the Council meeting thnt It ro quired four minutes to empty n Mnrshflold school houso when school wns In sosslon In enso of flic. You could get tho boya out quicker than that If you would Just should "Play Rail"! or wave n fishing rod nt thorn. Another Industry. Jay Doylo has atnrtcd nnother industry on Central Avonuo thnt promises to develop into a big thing. It Is n moth proof whllo cedar coat nnd suit banger for men. Jay's flrat output, waa 2r,000 and ho soon hopes to hnvo overy man from Sun .Diego to Seattle, hanging his cont on tho now hnngor nnd tho Rooster hopes I ho, too. Tho renson Jay mnkea unugors, no says, is uccnuso nieru aro enough "hnng-overa" on Central Avenuo ns It Is. Central Avenue Club. Frank I). Cohan, of tho Centrnl Avonuo Drug Storo, Inaugurated a movement this week for tho organization of a Cen tral Avonuo ulna to Join tho Coos County League. Frank says ho wns Inspired to do this by tho fact thnt Centrnl Avenuo has mom good bnscbnll mntorlnl tlinn any llko nrcn In tho United Statea outsldo of a National diamond during tho prog ress of n worlds' sorles gnmo. Tho plnyora hnvo nlrondy boon choson, but na all contracts havon't boon elv;ncd nnd thoro mny bo somo cl anges lu tho porsonnol, tho names will not bo given out for tho presont. Yes, of courso their unmo will bo tho Centrnl Avonuo Roosters. I PERSOXAL SI KXTIOX. A Centrnl Avonuo man says thnt boforo ho got n telcphono his wlfo couhl keep n secret over night. .MARK A POOR CHOICE "In what stnto woro you married?" ono Central Avonuo man asked an other. "In a stnto of montnl Irrespon sibility," his friend replied. A business block on Con- trnl avenuo Is a bettor mon- umont than a stone in tho cometory, ROOSTER WAR RULLKTIX8 Heavy firing was roportod on Front Btreot Wednesday night. A war correspondent of Tho Rooster sayB It wob moroly W. F. Mlllor's motor car starting up, Tho Germans won in the fighting Tuesdny and Ge'orgo Seolig, Henry Songstucken and Sum Pino all smil ed from ear to oar. Songstackon was trying to got Hnrrlgan'H Cal ifornia address so ho could Bond him n cablegram, DOG HOUSEWOIITH went somo placo with his buzz wagon yestor day, fulling to report, CHARLES THOM, captain of Indus, try of North Rend, wns seen on our street tho othor dny. Ho Is commnnder-ln-chlef of tho brow cry. GEORGE R. ANDERSON, tho well known stationer mnn, la passing tho sccgar8 on ncc. of tho arrival of nn S-pound girl. Congrata, Gcorgo and let tho good work go on. CHIEF OF POLICE CARTER wns booh on our street ono dny this week. Tho Chief anya ho has to spend moBt of his tlmo ou Front street becniiBo thoro aro not so mnny crooks on Central avenue. ED LEWIS, tho well-known Front street hardwnro merchant, has a prayer book that has been In his fnmlly for 200 yenrs and la near ly as good aa now. Ed saya 't lins not been used much for tho Inst- forty yenrs. DOC TOYE mndo nnothor trip to Front street Inst week nnd wns sore bocauso wo did not put IiIh nnnio In tho pnpor. Wo trust thnt this will act na the amcndo hon orable for wo dont' want to lose his business.. J. T. 11ARRIGAN writes from Cal ifornia thnt ho onjoya tho cllmnto nil right, but ho iiiIbsos the RooBtor wnr bulletins nnd Hdnry Songstnckcn he says It should bo spelled Sin-stncklng nnd that llonry la working overtime nt It. JEFF THRIFT, our well-known and popular assessor, la lu our midst this weok worrying about how to got somo more money out of ua nnd wo nro worrying for fear Jeff will think of n wny to do It. Thoro hna been a heavy shrinkage of values ou Central avonuo this week owing to tho war. AX ACCOMPLISHED GROCER "Your eggs nro bad, oh, grocer mnn" Tho mnd housokoopor raved. Said he: "I'vo watched theso eggs nnd enn Swear that they aro well behaved." FRED WEAVER "If thoy aro bad," tho grocer said, "I think 'twna understood That If you brought tho bad ones back . To mo I'd mnko them good." GEO. E. COOK. CEXTRAL AVEXUE SAYIXGS. Thoro nro women on Contrnl Avo nuo who can't keep n Bccrot but enn keep It going pretty fast. Tho Central Avenuo man who Is wnl'.lng n'jeut tlio cost of unkcop of his nutomobllo should think of Russia. It la costing the Czar $7, 000,000 a day for war. Thnt makes auto expenses seem a tinhorn proposition. SPEAKING OF SPRING. When tho bullfrogs cronk And tho violets peer, A lot of fools Think Spring Is horo; ' Rut the only sign That makes It clear i That Spring has come ' . Is Just "Rock Reor." Gono Crosthwalto. ROOSTER WANT COLUSIX . O . TO LET Am willing to let any body loan mo $10,000. Address' "Willing," caro Rooster office FOR SALE Ono Mnrshflold pollco :n nn's Star, Good ns new. Address J. C. D., Rooster office EXCHANGE Will exchange afow second hnnd postngo stamps nnd a petition with n lot of MarslTfiold nutographa for n box of cigars. Address X, this office HUGH M'LAIN, our now Postmaster elect, baa Just returned from San Frnnclsco, where he says they have aoiuo fair, but ho saya the puuipklna nro not equal to thoso seen nt the Myrtle Point fnlr and tho horso racos wore not na good mid Hugh la somo Judgu of races ns well aa postago stamps. HONORARLE THAYER GRIMES, the talented young agriculturist nnd romantic rancher of Coostou, bounteously bestowed upon tho Rooster a moss of Cauliflower this weok. Mr. Grimes la a high minded nnd progrosslvo rnuchor and others should ndopt his meth ods. Times being n llttlo tight nuyono with n few extra spuds will rccelvo a generous wolcomo nt tho Rooster office ED .MEADE, poet lariat or Central Avonuo, hna written a book en titled "Doubling Rack." Ho gave tho editor of tho Roostor copy ' for a circular announcing It and tho editor got It mlxoil up with somo othor copy and ho has been "doubling bock" ovory tlmo ho saw Ed becauso ho couldn't think of n Biiltablo excuse. Even edi tors havo their full meed of troublo now nnd then. Gormany'a nowest gun will shoot a ton 28 miles, but Goorgo Carlton saya that what ho Is Interested In Is a gun that will '(shoot tho moon." OUR WEEKLY HEALTH HINT Tako out an accident policy with E. I. Chandler. Then you'll novor got hurt, any way. LATEST VEGKTARLES Seed catalogues aro all around AfcloulBliIng our noddles, With pretty pictures thoy nboind And 1014 models. RAY OLLIVANT. plifield Oregon Before Parting With Your Money IX RUYIXG REAL ESTATE SECURE , 1 A CO.MPLETE ARSTRAOT FItOSI 1 TJU3 I Title Guarantee and Abstract Co. ! Which Is prepared to turn out Flrat j Class Work. This will save you an noyanco and expenso afterwards. Wo alo look after assessments and pay-, ment of taxes. I Marshfield office In Coko Rulldlng opposlto Chandler Hotel, Phono 11-J. ' Coqulllo Office adjoining Farm-1 crs' Rank Rlock. l'liono 101. I Ilaiulon Office, SIcXair Rulldlng. Phono 182. Henry Sengstacken , Stuiiager. "Pa, What Is Economy" "Economy, my son, In what most of us practice tomorrow." Rut It's easy enough to prac tice TODAY. You can nmko u good start by buying your Flour, Feed and Hay nt HAINFS Waterfront :; :: :: Central Ave. Experience Two mon got pretty excited In tho Smokehouse tho othor ovo nlng in talking about tho new railway brldgo across Coos Ray. Finally ono of them said: '(No, Jim, you simply don't know, you nover built a bridge." "Huh," retorted Jim, "and I nover laid nil egg, but I am a better Judge of un omelette than any hen la Coob County." You don't havo to know how to play baseball to play and en Joy. Baseball AT THE Smokehouse A good cigar whllo you play Sleet your friends here. Chandler Annex, Central Avenue Going to the Fair? Take an Autographic Kodak With You DATE AXI) TITLE YOUR NEGATIVES PEHSIANENTLY SEE THEM IX OUR WIXDOW XOW "THE OWL" F. 1). COIIAX. THE CEXTRAL AVEXUE DRUG STORE Pass along ou Note the sweets nt At tliu Kunily That your sweet .Something that Is To the taste; lust exactly Who lias eaten And 'tis il! so You'll want mi Or perhaps They nro way At the KAXDYXOOK Qentral Avenuo rd. 11. Meade's fJKik and you'll think Tooth really needs plcli and pleasing jiul you will feel Jko a Nabob A Mtiaro meal; yery likely, fvery thiy cigar, atlvldad, yi above par, 1). H. .MEADE. PIONEER GROCERY CO. ? Phone 84 :: :: :: :: :: 81 Central Avenue Mai Hhfleltf Selling Agents Cliase At Sanborn's Seal Ilraud Coffee ruid Canister Teas. ' " Wo havo Just oponod a couple of fresh barrels of HEINZ PICKLES. Try thorn. This lB tho tlmo of yonr to ont .MACKEREL. Wo havo thorn 2 for 2Gc nnd 2Cc each for oxtrn Inrgo ones. A full lino of HEEDS, FERTILIZERS nnd POULTRY supplies on hnnd. Coos Bay Stationery Co. Oil CENTRAL AVE.l'HOXK WO Sole Agents Carters Ideal Typewriter Ribbons ancf Carbon Papers If it's Carters Ideal it's a good deal. The Homey Yom Deposit with us does not reuuilu Idle lu the bank, but It Is used fur tlio development of homo Industry. Mont Individuals, firms nnd cor poratlous need to borrow money at times to carry on their bunl ness, and It Is largely your money that they Imhtow for this pur pose. Sloney iteposlted In banks away from homo does tills com iiiunlly no good. Therefore, It Is to your best Interest to de posit your money whoro it will not only benefit yon, hut will lil homo Industry also. Wo wolcomo all depositors, largo or small, and tako hlncero Interest lu their welfare. Open it checking or savings accounts In this bank. First National Baofc OIF Coos Bay Central Avenue Marshfield, Oregon PLAN TO TAKE UNDAY DINNER AT THE Chaedler Hotel a Good Menu The Hub of Central Avenue ti t