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About The Coos Bay times. (Marshfield, Or.) 1906-1957 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 29, 1915)
mm The Central Avenue Booster t - r i VOL. 1. CKNTHATj AVI2XUI3, KHIDAV, .lAXlWHV U, HUB Nl THE COOS BAY TIMES. MARSHFIELD, OREGON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 29, 1915 EVENING EDITION. The Only Complete Stock of SQUIB B'S CHEMICALS In Coos County May be Found at the U Owl" Prescription Pharmacy. Marshfield's Leading Drug Store. ED MEADE Ex-actor, Chicken Dealer and Idler, now Sells Candy, . Chewing Gum, Lead Pencils and Cigars at the jr AT THE T' JVANDYNOO& Lcmanski Theater :: :: :: :: Central Avenue PUGSLEY'S CANDY, fresh every day and sold via "Kid Route" in the Theater every evening.' Stanley Tools ALL TOOLS bearing tlio name STANLKV carry with thorn our flunrnntoo backed by u Company which litis boon engaged In tho manufacture- of CAM'KNTKRS' anil MECHANICS' tools for over fifty years. ' STANLEY TOOLS nro miulo by skilled workmen, nnd from tho best mntorlnlB. Should any Tool Bhow defect duo to fault of man ufacture, Mich Tool will bo roplncod without cost to tho purchas er, If brought to our notlco. KVKItY TOOL OUAllAXTKHI) Marshfield Hardware Co. ARE YOU A LIVE ONE? I WILL GUAHAXTKi: TO (JIVIJ VOL' $iA)0 WOHTII OK OI.KAXINO KOH JJU..10. WHY PAY ljll.no FOR SO.MIJ HUHKACi: WOHKV IP THIS IS WOllTII 9l.no? A (1001) CLKANIXO IS WOHTII $:.0. MAKI3 Mi: l'HOVi: IT. IK I 110.VT IT COSTS YOU NOTHING Jay Doyle's Place Will Call Anywhere, aiiytlme. 1'hniio lio()-X Carom Baseball IS MAKING A HIT WITH EVERYBODY HAVE YOU TRIED IT? DROP IN, WATCH THE GAME AND ENJOY A GOOD CIGAR THE SMOKEHOUSE I BILLIARDS Central Avenue. OIQARS PIONfER GROCERY CO. Wo nro In receipt of a fresh lot of fancy vegetables. Try homo of our bulk sauerkraut It Is good. Hcmcmber, wo aro agents for Cluiho M .Sunburn's Real Ilrunil l Coffoo and Canister Tosih, Freo delivery. Phone 84 :: :: :: :: :: . 81 Central Avenue THU OKNTHAL AVKN'UH HOOSTISIt iAlways at the Top With the Best of Everything TERRELL'S Chandler Hotel Barber Shop CK.NTHAL AVK. OF COUHSK. Published Kvory Friday in tho Inter ests f Coos Hay in General and Central Avenuo in iaitlculnr. 4 SubBcrlptlon Price. Your good will, nnd niQinborflbli) In tho Uoostur Club OUR STAFF. Managing Editor. "Nationally Ad vertised" Frank D. Colinn. t OUH 1'hATFORM. Ono Street, Ono Flat?. Ono Country, .. ..and Ono Wife nt n time ! CKNTIIAIi AVKXUI3 JOTTINGS. I l'KRSOXAh MHNTION. OUH HKnlCHON. To Do Good. OUH POLITICS. More UubIiiccs. Entered at tho Postofflco as strictly First-Class matter; tbero Is nothing Sccond-CliiBH about Central Avcnuo. HOOSTKH WAH HUIil,KTIXS. Hoth shies liavo Buffered a sevoro setback the past wcok. Dorsoy Kroltzor of tho Qernum forces waB tho flint to fall on tho firing lino and was taken to tho hospital Buffer ing from a sovcro shot of rheumatism In tho right shoulder. A llttlo later tho Allies sustained a suvero loss when J. T. llarrlgan was retired with n serious enso of grip, lie says It was almost an sovoro as the grip which tho Alllca bavo on tho Ger mans. J. T. llnrrlgau declares that he has been just Indisposed, but Henry Scngstnckeu rofiucs to bcllovo the story and says that tho putlont ato too much sauerkraut, lie snys that J. T. llarrlgan went about for a long tlmo trying to study up somo way to stop tho war and then bo finally decided to pidl tho plus out from un do tho Germans by eating their supply of sauerkraut; ho bad heard tho pretzel supply was already gono. Tho patient jflntly contradicts this story and scoffs at tho idea, but Hen ry SongBtncken has brought In Doc House-worth to help him provo Ills theory. "If you lmd to go to war," Jay Doylo asked Will Goodrum, "what position would you cltooso?" "Th'o drummer's, I think," Will answered. "Why so?" asked Jay. "When a clinrgo was ordored," Will replied, "I'd tako up my drum nnd beat It." Pugsloy Left Frank I'ugsloy, tho famous candy kid, was formorly n resident of Knglnnd and Is familiar with! tho places whoro Honry Souk stackon's 'friends hnvo been drop ping bombs. Hq snys now ho is glad ho didn't stny and so fnr as ho Is concornod ho Is not noutrnl but favors J. T. Hnrrlgan's side. E. I. CHANDLER Central Avenue Philosophy Vch, hero is a fact wo tliou1d recall For vtc can't dispute lt'n so. If tlio price or flour should, fall, At 1IAIXHS it will. bo low. And when tlio price of wlie.it Is high, You'll always find it true Tliat HAIXKS keeps prices n llttlo shy lust to keep you from feel lug blue. HAINES For Flour, Feed mid Hay Waterfront :; :: Cenfral Ave. Ground Hog Coinlnir. Next Tuos- dny wfll bo groundhog day. May bis shadow bo beautifully less. Missing. Whoro Is J. 1). (loss? Wo hnven't received any poetry or puffs from him 'for somo time. Always Something. Several of our prom, citizens aro suffering from colds. Somo others who hnven't colds, but bavo cold feet, hlfo is just ono thing after another. Fellowship Club. Tho Men's Fel lowship Club held Its regular annual bnnquet and bo forth, without tho bumtuct nt tho Chamber of Commerce Wednesday evening. A good tlmo wns had by all except tho toastmnB tcr. Fred "Specs" So. A Central avo nuo youngster wandered Into Olllvnnt & Weaver's storo tho other day and looking nt tho specs on tho potatoes asked: "Say, aro theso specs for tlio potatoes eyes?" And Fred promptly nnsworod: "I slices so." (iluil to He Hack. People novor apprcclato Contrnl avenue until they get away from It. Horsey Kroltzor, who has been spending tho wcok on Klnnagan street says ho will ho glad to get back to Sunny Central. Ho wlso nnd apprcclato It whllo you aro here. Rheumatism Shifted. Wo nro glad to report that Dorsoy Kroltzor, who was suffering so bad from rhoumatlsm In his left shoulder lust wcok Is not suffering from rhcumn tlHin thoro nt all this week the rhoumutlBiu has moved down to I)orsoy' right kneo this week. Hor sey snys bo wishes to thunder 11 would koop on moving until It wont clear out of his Bystom nnd Into tho ground .being as ho gets all nerved up with rhoumutlBiu that Jumps from ono plnco to tothor and no mutter whoro It Is now ho novor knows whoro It will bo next. A Near Accident. Al Glossop bought a plug of tobacco Into Gono Crosthwajto's storo tho othor night and nftor ho had took a chow Al looked for tho tin tng on tho plug, but thoro wnssout nono thoro nnd Al thot ho must of bit off tho tag and swallowed It which miulo him terri ble mnd being as Al Is saving tho tags. Ho already has 11 tin tobacco tags saved up and when ho gets GOO saved ho gets a now razor. Al want ed Gono to tnko a tn tng off nn othor plug nnd glvo to him, but Gono wouldn't, thou Al got mnddcru ovor. Gono told Al ho oughn't to fuss so about losing tho tag but about swallowing tho snmo, bolug ns n sharp edged thing llko thnt was llablo to Just naturally cut his Innards all to pieces llko. i1 ' tl Larmo ore joito n x Accident Insurance &$ Before Parting With Your Money COKE BUILDING irshfiold Oregon i LAN TO TAKE SUNDAY DINNER AT THE Cfinamidller Hotel The Hub of ' Central Avenue I IX IiUYIXG HKAh ESTATK SF.CURK 4 uu.iii'jibxu AiaraaiiJ.' 1'iiu.u TUB Title Guaranteeand Abstract Co. Which Is prepared to turn out First Class Work. This will save you an- uoyanco and expense afterwards. We also look after assessments and pay ment of taxes. Marshfield offlco In Coko Dulldlng opposito Chaudlcr Hotel. Phono J Coqulllo Offlco adjoining Farm 'crs' Hank Itlock. 1'liono 101. liandoii Offlco, McNalr IlulldJng. i I'hono 182. i ! Henry Sengstacken Manager. IS. I CHXTRAh AVH.NUi: SAYINGS Never hit a man when ho's down when you nro flooring lilm glvo htm such a good lick that you won't havo to. It takes n lot of confidence to on ublo a man to enjoy hash. How easy It Is to glvo troublo tho laugh when you hnven't any, . THH TOI'KR'S LAMHXT. (Moro offcctlvo if sung with n full stop boforo each bar.) I cannot drink old Bourbon And thoro's a reason why, Tho Hourbon flask Is empty, So co mo through with tho ryo. CARL JL DAI CATIICAIIT will mnko his an nual prediction thnt spring Is lie re next Tuesday, ground hog day. HUSS TOW10R says: "Ono good turn deserves nnother, but there Is no ubo cranking If tho gnsollno Is out." IIAUHY McKEOWN, iwho recently rotui'ncd from tho Hoso City, says ho Is tho gink who put tho Port In Portland, FRANK COHAN snys ho would llko to know If Dr. Morrow should use nn nnesthotlc when ho cuts out tho muffler. PROP. O. l STAFFORD, of the Oregon University, who lectured nt tho library this wcok Is not known to bo a rclntlvo of 1). Y. Stafford. This Is Bald In Justlco to both of them. GI20H0H SINK, who wns traveling hero before thoro was a Central nvonuo, has ben greeting friends horo tho Vast week. Ho leaves on tho next Elder for ICurekn. Georgo says that's ns near ns ho has ever been to n dencon In the church when ho travels on tho Hitler. A. II. DBRHYSIIIRK of North llond was seen on our Btreot Wodnesday night on his way to the Fellowship Club, whoro ho delivered n lecturo ns full of figures ns a box of dates. Ho quoted tho aBsessd valuation of Mnrshflold nt $2,C02,2G9.30 and mndo us feel llko tho last two fig ures. Tho ship of fato for a mini- her of Coos Hny men seems to bo a shooner. 4 NeW CaldeNdHrS fOll 11)15! llavo you got a now cnllonder for tho yr 1915 to hang up on tho wnll yet? If not you ort to liavo one. A callondcr Is a awful handy thing to havo In tho houso so as you can toll what day of the k Ai mout4i It Is. Othorwlso a person don't know whoro ho Is nt huff tho (lino. Supposo you wanted tdwrlto a lottcr or somotblnk how would you tell what day to wrlto It on If you dlddont hnvo a callondor? I toll you a callondor Is moro Im portant than you think It Is, Llst-cn Ai I wMl tell you how to obtain a callondor or tho Now Yr. I rocoatly received CO cnllondors from n Inshoornnco company for whltch I am tho agt on Contrnl nvonuo. Thoy alius mnko mo n presold of Mils monny, cnllondors overy year to pass around among my ivglar customers. Iloforo I pass thorn around howovor, lot mo stnto that theso cnllondors Is beautiful works of nrt with a pick hhiiio of a liamlsomo gal on tho front of cm. To obtnln ono of tlioso cnllondors absolootly free all you haff to do is to bring mo a million dollnrs worth of Instimnco. Thon I will chnrgo you what Is right and prosont you with ono of theso cnllondors freo. I notlso In looking ovor my books thnt qulto a nttmbor of my clients alnt juihl mo up what thoy owo mo Woll, ir thoy will do so nt onct I will glvo tlioiu each ono of theso hand somo cnllondors for nothlnk. Knuybuddy olso enn havo ono of thoao cnllondors by pnylng mo 10 tin each for snmo. I really ort to gtt a quarter apleco for oni, but Itelug Its j m tlio prlco will bo only 10 cts Como curly and avoid the rush for calleudcrs, bocauso I calkllato thoy will go llko hot cakes. Yours for Freo Cullenders, H. I. ChANdlH-r, Insurance iiGent and Ft Pottery CKo bliDG. Central Avenuo OUH POICT'S COKNKR. IN GOOD Old) F.DHX. When Kvo hold forth In Paradise, She found much pleasure In It; For when she did her Monday wash', It only took n minute. ' JAY DOYLK. And when tho washing blow away Kvo didn't frot or whlno; Slio meroly sauntered forth and picked Now garments from tho vino. -r-RAY OLhlVANT. And no complaints from Adam camo Their happiness to wreck, rieeniiBo of collnr edges which Sawed nearly through his neck. D. Y. STAFFORD. Their llfo was ono of homely bllsjl Unknown to thorn wns pain; Hut soon ns they got ablo thoy Got bus; raising Cain. A. E. NRJ A MILK TOAST. GOOD' THINGS FOR SUNDAY DINNER THH LAHGKST AND NICKST MIDWINTKR LINK OF CJHHHN THINGS FROM THH flAHDHN TO 1IK FOUND ON COOS HAY ?: :: Fresh Cauliflower, Crisp Colory. Red Hoots Artichokes Hrussols Sprouts Fresh Tomatoes. Greoa Onions, Carrots Hunch Turnips. Head Lottuco Roll Poppers Sweet Potatoes Parsnips Cnbbago Oranges . Dananas I.omoiis Fancy SUNKIST ORANGES, all sizes. Fanoy Cranberries Frosh Rhubarb Apples Try somo of our TEA GARDEN PRESERVES. They nro dellcloiiH RASPnERRIES SPICED FIGS FIGS IN SYRUP STRAW BERRIES PINEAl'PLE PRESERVES ORANGE MAR MALADEAPRICOTS WITH PINEAPPLE All kinds of good Jellies. OJliYart & Weaver PURE FOOD GROCERS. Tho Homo of Holiu' B7 Varieties. Phono 100. Corner Central Avenuo and Third Stiect. Como, fill your grasses brimming' And rnlso them overhead I : I'll Dlcdgo a toast boforo I sun. 'n So hasten with tho foaming cup;! It's nearly tlmo for bod. T attirr tint nt Hic vMtliv wlnn . -... , u , .My years do not allow Though grownups pralso tho frulttl vino, Clink glnsscs to this toast of mlneM Long live tho inooly-cow! Uurges Joh5iBo kk ivL-Jkoiie Cfltf, f HWitHM CHOCOLATES THE CANDY OF CHARACTER. They nro tho Stafford Standnr d of Excellence mid Dellciousnes.i. liT PINEAPPLES The Best Hawaiian Pineapple at Special Prices iiu chub lor ! uo Former 2fic enns, 2 enna for 'Mo Former 1 ro cans, 2 enns for liflo Former 2 cuhb for 2Ce, now oach 10c Remember, theso nro nil Standard llnmds, llko "Preferred Stock" and Hunt's Quality Hrands. COOK'S Do?ulIr GROCERY JTrogressive The oldest grocery store on Centra! Avenue Phone 189. We Boost Everything on Coos Bay Except Prices We sell cigars that are fragrant and good, We sell Insurance that the fire test has stood We sell Candy that's delicious and sweet We've Real Estate Snaps that we know can't be beat. Aug. Frizeen, 68 Central Ave. Mel G. Duncan Phone 181 J How about that new piano? We have a fine line of instruments to select from. Terms can be arranged to suit your convenience. iley Eo Allen Co. L. Ij. THOMAS, Mgr. CENTRAL AVENUE. RUSSELL BLK. BUYING A TYPEWRITER? If so, hnvo tho following factory rebuilt mach ines on hand: HoiuliiKtoti Xo, (I $.10 I. O. Smiths $33 IlcinliiKtoii No. 10 $.15 Underwood No, 5 fOO $.1.()( ciihli; $.1.00 jier month. All machines guaranteed for ono year. Also rlhhoiiH and earbou jiancr. nam CARL L. STOCKIN Sad' Agout. 22 Central Avenuo, Undorwood Typowrltor Co. Wales Visible Adding Machine TclopllOnO 350, American Multlgranu Co. A SYSTEMATIC HABIT of saving Is a character bu3Idci and a good business asset. No ono is too poor to acquire tho savings liablt. $1 will start an account with us. A checking account In this good bank adds to tho convenience aud safety of doing business And goot far toward establishing your staiuLiig in tho community. Thoro is no lwik-iiso attached, and your account will receive cour teous aud careful consideration. Tills bank Invites your business and nroudscs wifely, liberal tonus and satisfactory service. ITS raaasa ac-iw First National. Bank Of Coos Bay yg -j Central Avenue Marshfield, Oregon t rtflvrLi so? yuga Good Menu -t 22 HOSE J