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About The Coos Bay times. (Marshfield, Or.) 1906-1957 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 22, 1915)
(PPPfT .... nvi , U ipiww . ' j.-, .rs.vJ .asjsil . iHE COOS BAY TIMES, MARSHFIELD, OREGON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 22, 1915 EVENING EDITION. The Central Avenue Booster i S VOL. J, C13XTHAL AVEXUK, KltllUV, JAXUAHY Uli, JH15 Xo. S3 r'myPm-kW49&tNBtKnEtoBMtitolMRKH0UlltotammWmaim., ,, BB iTf i ? THREE j : -I I TH1IICEXTHAL AVHXUJO S c S '$ S d 3 S ' fflBfi a& v- Till? DItUO Wmp .Xs J- ?EBrW " STOIMi THAT HAS WON JJj&jjWj A HKI'LVATIOX FOIt ',,W v SKItVICl-J Stanley Took --T" - . ..." ......... . ... .t A; LuVTOOLS Hearing mo nnmo fj'.Mii;i carry whii mom our 'fdURrnntoo backed by u Company which lins boon engaged In ? tfieBmanufncturo of CAKPHNThlltS nml MECHANICS' tools for over'flfty years. 8TANLfEY TOOLS nro mndo by skilled workmen, and from5 tho bdt iSSTerlals. Should nny Tool show defect duo (o fault of 'nip-" ufaetufej audi Tool will bo replaced without coBt to tho purchuH ,r, .if Brought to our notice. CM KVHItV TOOL (JUAJtAXTKKIL .. MM Marshfield Hardware Co. r:m Fiiie Fresh Vegetables fjrnn lahokst and xickst midwixtku lixi: ' r ' "'OF C1IM3KX THIXUH KltO.M TIIH (JAHDHX TO JIIO , .-, 4tyFOUNI OX COOS HAY :: :: :: :: :; :: i -, Fresh Cauliflower. Ficsh Tomatoes. , -4f-.it?Oriai Celery. Green Onions. 'm jPWitod Deota CarrotH j.'.wffiWfif' Artichokes Hunch Turnips. ' ' 'iSS BrUB8olB Sprouts Head Lottuco ,; Swwt Potatoes Cabbago Fresh Rhubarb '," ""OrSngou Hananas Lemons Apples , Tryjwwio of our TKA OAltDKX I'HISSKHVKH. They nro delicious OlKvaet & Weaver rum: food ghockhs. The Homo of Ilcln.' 57 Vnrletle.s. Corner Central Aveuiio and Tlilnl Sheet. ( l.MVn fc' m "lJi mar mm "a Carom Baseball IS MAKING A HIT WITH EVERYBODY HAVE YOU TRIED IT?. ' IN, WATCH THE GAME AND ENJOY A GOOD, CIGAR am SMOKEHOUSE BIBBIARDS Central Avenue. i -ym. CIGARS . '.., PIONfER GROCERY CO. f Af trk ! t..uJui i fiutult l lf filllltli JllVftt llltllt f -phKomo of our hulk Hiiuerkraut It N ood. ft "-fl - - - t ..tub niuilitu .1M fl.l.k.k A 12l...f .... .U U..I.I II..I....1 ' 'QfeMSfAtHl Canlslcr Tens. 9mTdelevy. PhMMI; 84 :: :: :: :: :: 81 Central Avenue ;nnf rJCJS Jc ''MSB iQHIR ays at the Top1 With the Best of Everything TERRELL'S Chandler Hotel Barber Shop CEXTItAL AVK. OF COUItSK. E. I. CHANDLER. Insurance 1 Marino ii,i ',7" SM.'S.s. - ' . . . W3R COICE BUILDING MSa, Accident Plato Glass Burglary a yyJiuuM raM bfield 4 Oregon TIIH CKXTKAIi AVUXUK HOOSTKK I'ubllslicd Kvciy Friday In the Inter o.stH of Coos liny In Rcncntl nud Central Avenue In particular. Subscrl)tlon Price. Your good will, and membership In tho Booster Club OUH STAFF. Managing Editor. "Nationally Ad vertised" Frank D. Cohan. 4 OUH I'liATFOHM. One Strcot, Ono Flag, Ono Country, .. ..and Ono Wife at a time CKXTHAIi AVI2XCK JOTTIXCJS. I l'KHSOXAIi MKXTIOX. 1 ouu itniiKHox. To llo Good. OUH PONTICS. Jloro UuulncES. Kntcrod at tho I'ostofflco ns strictly Flrst-ClaBS mnttor: thoro Is nothlns Second-Class about Central Avenuo HOOSTl Y A good word for your town and your community. If that day comes when your disposition bcconics soured and you can see no good In nnythlng, either move on or shut yourBolf up nt homo whoro your troubles will not bothor other people. Da a booster. If not tho right kind o' a boostor then boost yourself out. OUH rOKT'S COHXHH. Tho world'u a puzzlo box nt that, To question wo begin: Why Is It whllo your wits grow fat Your hair Is growing thlu7 D. Y. S. Things don't work out In this lic'ro world Exactly as they ouglitcr For whllo your bills nro growing long Our purso Is growing shorter. FItANIC D. COHAN. Another paradox wo find, And sing of In our poems; Why Is It thnt tho thinnest men Oft hnvo tho thickest domes? EUQKN13 CUOSTI1WA1TH. NOT A HIT SMJAU.Y. A thin skirted girl in Iiordcaux Wouldn't wenr petticoats, oh, dear, ncnux; Sho'd go out In Uio sun, And she'd say: "This Is fun, Uut I hopo thnt my ankles don't shenux." FItBD SMITH. Another who lived In Houlogno, Was followod by dogs not her ogno. She was thin ns n rail, So they kept on her trail, Ilollevlug thnt alio was a bogno. JOHN FHKOUSON. A slash-skirted Klrl from Carlisle Wits nifty and right In tho rUhIo; Sho bought hor soino hoso Of tho Hhado of old rose, When sho walked you could see them n inlslc. FItANIC 1). COHAN. A smartly dressed hiss from llu- buquo As a coquotto wns mostly a fltiquo; Uut her stylo and hor dnsh Showed signs of much ensh And she finally married a driquo. JAY DOYLE. HOW AHOUT IT? Ocorgo Washington could novor toll A llo, and I'vo lieon wishing That Bomo wlso wlso guy would toll mo that Ho know our Gcorgo wont flHhlng, 13. II. MEADE. "Wore you seasick on your recont ocean voyage-?" "Yes." "Suffer naln?" j "Not exactly. I was moro scared 1 than hurt." ?gAN TO TAKE SUNDAY DINNER ifflf AT THE ffi Chaedler Hotel ffipW The Bui of ffltmfood Menu Central Avenue Before Parting With Your Money IX 1IUYIXO KEAIj ESTATI3 SECURE A COMI'IJJTE, AHSTItACT FJIOM THE Title Guarantee and Abstract Co. Which Is prepared to turn out First Class Work. This will save you an noyance and expense afterwards. We also look after assessments and pay ment of taxes. Murshfleld office In Coko nutldlng opposite Cluuidlcr Hotel. Phono 1 1-J. Coqulllo Office adjoining Fann ers' liank Hlock. l'lione 1U1. I llandon Office, JlcXnlr Hulldlng. , Phono 482. Henry Sengstacken Manager, Dry Spell Again. We hnvo had some dry spoil the pnst two weeks and If It continues wo will hnvo to get out tho sprinkling cart again. Hunsliliio AKaln. As a result of Frank Cohan's vigorous campaign Micro litis been much more sunshine on Central nvcnuo tho past week. Thanks, Frank. Keep It up. Tilings Are Lively. Another now theater, tho Now Orphcuni, to bo opoucd soon by the motion picture mngnnto 11. It. Keller, tho commence ment of work on tho now Noblo bu'ld lng, and tho opening of a new store lmvo all helped to mnku things lively on Central avenuo this week. Has Xcw SlKn. Central avenuo took on another metropolitan air when tho now rapid flro electric sign on LcmnnBkrs theater was started this week. The first nlgh't It wns put up several prominent Central nvcnuo citizens thought there wns something wrong with tholr eyes when they saw the lights chasing each other In a circle- and they hurried homo before the buildings began doing tho same things. Another Iiuprmemcnt. Jesse Ter rell our tonsorlal barber has pur chased a now safety razor with. which to shavo ctistomois hereafter, pro viding they prefer it instead of tho regular old-fashioned razor which Jess has used the past fifteen year. Jcsso says ho calculates ho won't cut so tunny of his customers on tho cheek, chin and cars with his safety razor ns heretofore. Qlvo him a trial and find out. His Picture in the PH?r. Harry 'McKcowu, tho gonial and pop. initio hqist of tho Chnndlcr, Is homo from a business visit to Portland, where ho attended tho stnto meeting of the hotel men's Association, Ho also succeeded in getting his plcturo In tho Portland Iqurnnl last Sunday, Harry being In thn front row of tho group plcturo with H. C. Powers on ono end nud Phil Motschnu, Jr., on tho other. Harry was evidently playing both ends against tho middle. Ho says Motschan sots a good tablo at his boarding house- nt' any rato you al ways got your Phil thoro. Dal Cnthcart (Jets liven Dal Cnth enrt was wnkod up tho oilier night by his red rooster crowing nud thought ho must hnvo ovorslopt so ho Jumped out of bed and wont nut and fed tho ehlckons nnd enmo buck nud set down by tho flro to wait for daylight when ho happened to glnnco ii)) nt tho clock nnd blamed If it wasn't only half past 10 Pi M. Dal was ho dogged mnd that ho wont, right out to tho hen houso nud yanked thnt rooster right off his porch and rung his neck for him and had him for dinner tho noxt day. Dal says that ain't tho first tlmo thnt rooHtor played tho samo trick on him but ho calculates It Is tho last tlmo. Has (iron! Scheme. Ony Clinm bors, tho gonial nud pop. sumko shov olor at tho Sniukohouso hns reslguod and will go to his rnucli to experiment on n grent proposition that may mako fltiy a millionaire. Guy hns lout; cherished tho ambition to bo owner of a tobacco plantation nnd ho Is convinced that tho salubrious ollmnto of Coob Day will produce a tobacco leaf superior to tho far-famed Cuban varloty. Hy crossing tho tobacco plant with tho pussy willows Ony thinks ho can grow cigars already wrapped and ready for smoking. Thou nil that would bo necossnry would bo to go Into tho Hold and pick cigars Ilka you pick apples. If ho Is successful this will savo mil lions nnd millions of dollars that Is now being paid out to cigar makors and Guy hopes to savo a fow of thoso millions for himself. Success to you, Guy. W. J. CONRAD wont to Coqulllo on nllcgcd business this week. C. C. GOING nnd CharJIo Cumbers wcio among our business visitors this week coming over In Charlie's auto. ANDY DAVIS wns seen on our street Wednesday on his way homo from Salem, where ho nccompnnlcd a few friends who will mnko nn extended visit there. ED LEWIS canio oor from Front Btreet Thursday. Ho bays tho reason ho doesn't get n now auto niobllo Is hccniiBC ho needs tho ex ercise. Wo hnvo a hotter reason. We need the money. SHERIFF ALF JOHNSON, Jit., wns seen In our midst this week. Ho wears his new honors with grace and dignity. Ho snys hu hns got all his Now Year's resolutions . bound nnd shackled so thnt they nro bound to keep. D. A. JONES Is around showing his friends pictures of tho now city hall In Vnlley City, North Dnkota, In tho winter, Just to provo It ain't cold here. Tho hall can hardly bo scon for tho snowdrifts nnd Dave snys these nro nothing to tho snow drifts tlmt used to bo piled up nro nnd his houso tho winter ho burned tho phonogrnph to keep from freezing to death. DORSEY KRElTZEIt has boon laid up with n novoro attack of rheuma tism nnd Central avenuo seems lonnly without his smiling cmiii-j tennnco radiating good cheer nnd stoglo smoko up nnd down our popular boulevard. Soino of tho boys, seeing Dorsoy was nbsont, tried to slip n lonu over but Wnlt kk Au,-iOXie CHOCOLATES THE CAXDY OF CHARACTER. They nro (he Stafford Standard of Evcellcnco nud Delicloiisucss. EAT PINEAPPLES The Best Hawaiian Pineapple at Special Prices J 2Tc cans for o cornier sue enns, u enns ror n.ic i Former 15c cniiB, '2 enns for 2.1c Former 2 cniiB for 2Cc, now each 10c Remember, these mo all Standard llrands, lllco Pieferrod Stock" nud Hunt's Quality Ilrnuds. cook's dssKKr GROCERY JTrogressive The oldest grocery store on Central Avenue Phone 189. ! Hutlcr snld whllo ho was ulouo thoro would ho no lonu nnd Hint's why itomo of them arc lonnly nnd lonn-lcss. : ROOSTER WAR HULhETIXS. J. T. Hnrrlgan, D. V. Stafford and Harry McKcowu hold n council of war yesterday nnd decided that tho Allies should proceed nt onco to forro tho Dutch across tho Rhino Lord Kitchener thinks thnt this should not bo nttempted until spring, but thnt don't mnko no difference. Tho Gormnn strntcgy board, con sisting of Gcorgo Seollg, Dorsey Kreltzor nnd Henry Songstncken held an Important special to discuss tho news of tho ncrlal Invasion of Eng land. A resolution wns passed thnt n special mosRoiiRor bo sent with tho dotnlls to J. T. Hnrrlgan. "Henry," remarked Earrlgnn ns ho mot Sengstacken on Central avenuu tho other morning, "I seo thnt tho RiiBsinns hnvo taken Porunu." "I won't bollovo It until I road It In my Gormnn pupor," replied Henry. CENTRAL AVEXUE SAY1XCS. Thoro was u time when u man owned his wlfo. Hut now tho best you can do Is to loaso ono until sho wants to ho released, II. J. Snow of tho Murshflold Elec tric Company says many people think thnt nil things bought nt tho uloctrle store ought In ho ehnrgod. "If It woro not for Just ono llttlo thing," wo hoard nu Inventor say onco, "I would hnvo tho greatost In vention In tho world." Thnt ono llt tlo thing Is tho troublo lu every mail's life. Don't Delay. Now Is tho tlmo to subscrlbo for tho Roostor providing you hnvo not already douo so and If you hnvo nlrondy dono so why don't ou call at this offlco and pay us something on your back subscription llko n man, or a woman, ns tho case may bo. NOW OPEN AT UU2 CENTRAL AVEXUE Mary Elizabeth's Shop Art Needle Work and Ladies' Furnishings Our lines of STAMPED WORK nud NEEDLEWORK SUPPLIES nro now ready for inspection, Our FURXISHINCiS lmvo been delayed In shipment. Wo will bo pleased to meet tho ladles of Coos Hay and extend n roidlnl limitation to them to call nt li-2 CENTRAL AVEXUE ii i BHlllMHflMHBlR How Much is $ 1 .50 Worth Aro you from Missouri? I guarantee to give CO por cent better cleaning than any other shop on Coos Ray. If we can't do this, will clean for nothing. Ono suit will con vince you. Will call any tlmo anywhere. Jay Doyle's Place Phono esOiXJ. iir,t Central Ave ED MEADE Ex-actor, Chicken Dealer and Idler, now Sells Candy, Chewing Gum, Lead Pencils and Cigars at the . -ir AT THE jr K-ANDYNOO&. Lemanski Theater :: :: :: :: Central Avenue PUGSLEY'S CANDY, fresh every day and sold via "Kid Route" in the Theater every evening.' We Boost Everything on Coos Bay Except Prices We sell cigars that are fragrant and good, We sell Insurance that the fire test has stood We sell Candy that's delicious and sweet We've Real Estate Snaps that we know can't be beat. Aug. Frizeen, 68 Central Avo. Mel G. Duncan Phone 181 J How about that new piano? We have a fine line of instruments to select from. Terms can be arranged to suit your convenience. Wiley B. Allen Co. L. L. THOMAS, Mgr. CENTRAL AVENUE. RUSSELL BLK. BUYING A TYPEWRITER? It' so, lmvo tho following factory rebuilt mach ines on baud: KomiuKtoii Xo. (I $:i) L. C. HmltliM W HciiiIiikIoii Xo. 10 Iji.l!! rndcnnd Xo. 5 $00 $."5.00 cash; $5.00 jier month. All inachlmvi guarantee! for oho year. Also rllihous nud caihou iaier. CARL L. STOCKIN '"" 22 Contra! Avenuo. Tclopliono 350. Bulcs Agent. Underwood Typewriter Co. Wales Vlslhlo Adding Machlno. Amorlcnn Multlgrnph Co. A SYSTEMATIC HABIT of saving Is n characU'r hiillder and a good lnihlnebH unset. Xo ono Is too poor to acquire tho having habit. $1 lll blurt account uith us. A checking account in HiIh good hank adds to tho convcnlcnco and safety of doing business and goes far timuitl establishing your Mnud'iig in tho community. There In no oienho attached, and your account Mill recolvo cour teous and careful consideration. 'Jills hunk Invites your business and promises wifely, liberal (enns nnd tmtlfifiictory ben Ice. First National Bank Of Coos Bay,? Central Avenue Marshfield, Oregon Don't Be aTitewad; Subscribe For The Booster m