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About The Coos Bay times. (Marshfield, Or.) 1906-1957 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 8, 1915)
SSsSPfe&tiSrlt-- 1 'i- THE COOS BAY TIME'S, MAfoSHFIELD, OREG6VpRIDAYf JANUARY 6, 1915 tVEIMlNG EDITION. THREE -1 V I ii tral Avenue Booster CKXTRAL AVEXUE, FRIDAY, .JAXUAHY H, JDl.T- Xo. 2! The Cen THE OWL Prescription ' Pharmacy ' Frank I), Cohan. i THANKS YOU FOR YOUR BUSINESS IN THE PAST AND WI.SHES YOU Prosperity for the Coming Year Till: CENTRAL AVENUE HOUKTEP. Aluminum Ware - Fireless Cookers They ttiake housework a joy and no kucnen Is oom plcte without them. Aluminum always looks nice, is easily kept clean and gives more service for the money. You will be. surprised to find out how rea sonable our prices are on it. Drop in and see MARSHFIELD HARDWARE CO. A Hapjpy New Year I IF YOU WISH IT PROSPEROUS ALSO SEE US ABOUT SOME COOS BAY REAL ESTATE. Aug. Frizeeft, , 68 Central Ave. Mel G. Duncan Phono 181 J Published Every Friday in tho Inter ests of Coos liny in Ocucntl and Central Avenue in imitleulnr. , 4 Subscription Prlco.--Your good will, jiinl membership in thu Uoqstor Club, 4 ont STAFF. Managing Editor. "Nationally Ail yortlHod" Frank D. Cohan. - : ; ; OUR I'lATFORM. One St root, Ono Flag, Ono Country, . . . .mid Ono Wife nt a time:. .1 . . tlio bright waters and tlio clear sky. how rIio fndotl nwnv nut 11 !. w0 I l trttfl ft ft 1ftif 11 iviiit I ...... vij3 I ..Miiij m i:vv. duiii.Mi. 1 in noble, Honorable battle." TIiIb Is wero uo bigger around than hor arms V n Lou, Long Way.-If8 I n bU,,y Mia' "' W' ' na 1W,lattn hnr1 ,tlmo tll0' "- "b hi iiiu. mm iiiuii uioiiicr won- long, long way to 1010 to the man with a Now Year's resolution. orit religion. To Do Good. OUR POLITICS. More lluslnoss. Entered at tlio 1'ostofflco as strictly Flrst-Clasa manor; thcro Is nothing Socond-CltisH about Central Avonuo. THE KNOCKER'S PRAYER. Illrtlulay Celebration Col. Grlme had a birthday the other day, but wouldn't tell how old he wns for mili tary and strategic reasons. Mow About It, Unl? It Is about tlmo that Dal Cnthcart located the first robin of lr!ng. Dal has been dollig this regularly for the last sixty years. Some Orator. F. B. Kirk unohnln od his oratory at tho Eagles' intitnl latlon Wednosdny evening. Frank's oratory, llko his poetry, Is nboro criticism, Carom Baseball IS MAKING A HIT WITH EVERYBODY HAVE YOU TRIED IT? I DROP IN, WATCH THE GAME AND ENJOY A GOOD CIGAR HE SMOKEHOUSE BILLIARDS (Vntml Avenue. G1CIAR(3 Soinithang You Should Know This is the ony placo in, your city that does DRY CLEAN ING. Wo guarantee to do tha best work in ' your city. A trial suit will convince V, If not it will cost you nothing Jay Doyle's Place. J 256 Central Avenue. Phone 250-X Lord, plcnso don't lot thlH town grow, l'vo been bore for thirty year3 and during that tlmo I have fought ovory public Improvement. I've knock ed everything and everybody, no' firm or Individual has oatabllshcd a busl- 110S8 lioro without my doing all I could to put them out of business l'vo lied ubout them nnd would havo stolen from thorn if I had tho cour age. 1 havo dono nil I could to keep tho town from growing nnd 'never havo 8i)okon a good word for It. l'vo knocked hard and often, l'vo put ashos on tho boys' slide and l'vo mado tho nmrshnl atop tho boys playing ball on my vacant lot. Whenever I saw Riiyouo prospering or enjoying them-'basket like as not solves l'vo stnrtod n roforni to kill tho buslnoss or stop the fun. I don't wnnt tho young folks to stay in this town and I will do all I can by law, rulo nnd ordinance to drlvo thont away. It pains me, O Lord, to boo that in splto of my knocking it is boglnnlng to grow. Somo day I fear I will bo called upon to put down side walks In front of my property, and who known but what I may havo to A Xcw One. ToiiBorlal artlRt Ter ry says that ho can think of n whole lot of bettor things than Jesse Ter rell haH been credited with. For in stance, he says it n woman has a right to call her night cap a uusbaudvBhnv er, a man should call a nlco close shave n "wife saver." Uov Hent Due. V. 11. Curtis, our nccommon,tlng postmaster, desires us to say, to tho ijatfons of them as has 1. 0. boxes In tho Marshflold postotfico that thplr box rent has now been duo mjveral jlays and thai 'if they don't pay up prompt instld of putting their mall In their boxes for '0111 ho may throw It In the wnsto Prepared for tlio Worst. 'Piicyiiro telling n great Josh on n Central avo nuo lnwyor thoro Is a host of law yers on Central avenue, this Is on Just ono of thorn. Well, It seems that ono day last week an Intimate friend stopped the attorney's inulu client, ono charged with n thoft, and asked him If ho expected to fight tho charge. 116 said' ho guccsqd ho n t naip Keep up tuo streets that, run ty; v.9J'a.n RJjVffJmWyiW ., my promises? tiim, Lordj. would 'bo. wko' ')ib aeiuonc&L'u.H JHIJiI'jjMt , II nloro tlinn,.,I'!niilil.l)J.rfk''W.tMi,i .': . , ;i MU.ILI- HH, ; cost 1110 mannv. tJifciiuii nil'Mmv.i.wn. .' Sihw Dauger.-i-LJugono.ClrostliW . -fliaiiB riu'ht.AinrA lii ti,iu ntvii AYAihi Bays 'tliiit ho HnhJlja nifslakbrn ONfCR GROCERY CO. Wo mo In lerclpt of 11 fivhli lot of fancy vegctiihlox. Try noiiio of 4.111 bulk Miner kraut It- Is K(iod.- Itciiicuiber, wo arc agents for (.'Imso Ai Sanborn's Seal llrtuul ltiirt.. .....l 1.....I. ,.... M,. ... 1 . 'f 1'it'o delivery. Phone 84 :: :: :: :: :: 81 Central Avenue " v !lttO ast foo. moro neopl'o'mlRht como If' th6 ' v,'ool '! not' 'havin'patont applied town begins tff grow, wfilchvwould ! for" ''H1 nl'ontl ,ot ''J8 banquot Speech, J ennsp mo to loso somo of my pull. I "J9 8!l,no n8..f qlt. VMacBomrs aalr, thorotoro. tb koop thin .town, at vpoma. mamJio pnyo, J)oc aioiiBO CKXTKAIj AVldXUK SAYIXOS. : . -J. . L The, water of llfo dooin't fotini ov er tho top. Tho doctor can't. awnys cure you; sometimes It's your mean disposi tion. , u . Give your fcjlow men a shuaro deal then watch them, Til KM HAPPY DAYS. Old Adam was a lucky hound, Ills daya wero filled with rest; It Is a cinch Eve novor found A blonde hair on his vest. OEXK CUOSTHWAITE. Old Adam was a lucky hound, lie nover slung a fit, ' For Evo she never walked around In a skirl that had a slit. GUY ClfA.MUEKS. Old Adam was a lucky hound, So( free from modern ills; , Up' hover was' dum-bustod by ( Evo'b millinery blljs. ' , FItANK COHAN. PA KXOVH i.Jvi;tYTinxa .! "Pn." Bald Doraey Kroltzer's young hopqful William, "what's a struggling young lawyer?" ng 'young lawyer," Pa a young follow who does very llttlo lawlng and a groat deal of struggling." "A, struggling 'yoi iopl(9d, "Is'Sisunily "It Is no U80 trying to teach a Socialist to play cards." "NYhy not?" "HccaiiBo ho will insist on tho iloiico taking tho kings." TIIK MKAX Olil) GUOUCir. "Hubby,, somo ladles havo asked mo to Join tho movement for beauti fying our town," ' ' "Woll?" hMMW beuutl- now "AWjlVAKWtrfjJoln .. jlMrtliwjWhoUsi.ypuniWua of uiuii :6ur' : mm goui k T iiift . aA i CO.M.MOX 00l). If a.ptundsmi, unit I may? continue, to .,-t ""' '""'?vf .?' . v ' lie tho chief. Anion; ""' '," 'lliifto conimU -1 lov pioinory :ndtho, ' " ' ' ' " ' "' Is corfnln tunt thoy,arpgoIng to try ' ' v' SOO in' TIT Um. " ni Pa'n & H aVfcQrjBlnnh v IHB.only 3Iy worrios woro for nothing, And ChrUtmnH brought no shooks, I didn't got a nocktlo, nor A pair of Yulotldo socks. FItANK D. COHAN -T I For the Latest and Best go to "TERRELLS 4 Chandler Hotel Barber Shop CKXTltAL AVK. OV COUKSK. jr-r V( r rr E. I. CHANDLER. t rai'ino f Accidout lesurance &$ - ' '. COKE BUILDING Murshficld '....' Oregon FLASH LIGHT TIIK lUHfiKST LIXI3 , OX COOS HAY AT $1.25, $1.50, $1.75 $2.00 and $2.25, LOT US FLASH OUIt ': ,; lfLASHLHjHTS OX YOU Norton&Hansens TWO STOKES i tt CWXTKATiiAVE. PnOXl' ST. ' safeguard Is thatlho nudloncQ will not pormlt thorn gottlng very far with It. . .r !. '.V FOU THE I should lt lioro for. t)io rest of. tho night, . ' Ll'm suro thpru.is nothing worth whllo ,1 could, wrllo. f Ideas that. I,, had havo.dcsortcd nly , . .. dome, '- So for- your snkQ and nilnot I bollovo I'll go homo. Our VIsKoih. C. II. Sproat, who added "famous" to tho Hood lilvor Apple, ban been In our midst this weok and Is said to havo similar do nlgns with Clyde Thompson on tho Coos Hay Oravenstolu. Jim Mont gomery, who has been showing him tho Bights and sites, botweon tolo phono calls, says that tho noted viat or shouhl chnngo tho spoiling of his unmo and mnko it "Sprout" bocauso ho is always starting something. .Mr. Sproat says that ho camo in by steam er and it took nil tho buds out of lilm and that when going overland. ho leaves ho Is i ESaBH5SBBBHSBHHHBHH ' i Somo Ptwo (.'onfcreiice. Henry Songstnokon, niter reading tho denials of the claims of tho Russians about groat vlctorios over tho Turks, Atis tiiana and Germans, says that tho en omlos of Germany havo not spoiled tholr appellation properly; that tho correct appellation Is "All-Lies," J. T. Hnrrlgan Is looking up tho last Hague Peace Convention. Treaty to ueo what kind of an offense Henry hns committed In this breach of inter- 1 national law, so that ho can call a session of tho Ts'outral Commission, consisting of himself, Capt. Macgontt and any other radical opponont of tho kulBor, to pass Jiddgmcnt on Henry. Before Parting PLAN TO TAKE iUMDAT . DINNER H AT THE Chandlw' Hotel a Good Menu The Ilub of Centred Avenue Ho lias an Idea Of course we havo 1lflt ri foil) ilntmi flnl'a flint In lilir ltll Your Money t bnt vemembor that all fall woll u wua u greui inn. i no sun caino 0111 and Just stayed out and wo had great wea.thor. Somo people havo boomed Coos Day weather Tn" letters to their friends In tho cast; somo othors have mado It tho main part of tholr con versation with strangers, but Gone Crosthwnito has an Idea that beats all othors hollow. Geno says you know ho has a practical turn of mind Geio eays why not mako n big ad vortisoraent out of this weather. Wo road abput tho war In Europo stop ping becauso tho weather got so bad over thoro. llo is preparing n letter for tho prime ministers of both Franco and Gormany Inviting thorn to send scvorai of tholr picked armies lover hero, wherd V?oos Iffty will do nate several hundred acres of Band t hill3 There thoy can contlnuo tho war minus Jack Frost und "dlo by IIAItllY MeKEOWN' raced death again Tuesday p. m. getting into Edgar Simpson's auto, without turning a hair. Edgar was driv ing, but that mad( no dlff. to Harry. Success Is largely u matter of en vironment. Doc Hou8oworth, for In stance might bo a dismal falluro op erating on a telegraph key. DOHSKY AXMIX. After Christmas what? That quostlon greatly thrills. It shouldn't, for wo qulto expect Tho family shopping bills. DORSEY KREITZER. TIIKItK WITH TIIK AXKWKII. In a public school ono nftornpon tho teacher was instructing a class In physiology, and finally, in' order to test tho memory of tho youngstors, sho closed tho book and began to ask Questions. "Wllllo," said she, addressing a bright faced boy near tho head of the class, "can you glvo mo a familiar example of tho human body as It adapts Itself to changed conditions?" "Sure!" was tho confident rojpln clor. "Mv dad Dqrsoy gained fifty pounds lu less than one year and liU skn never cracked." is long as you glvo a man a swell funornl when ho dies It doesn't mat ter how you, treat him when ho la alive. What has become of Hiq old-fash loned girl who l-.nd to iibo lota of safety pins when sho dressed? When a mnn has been married tiers why tho young man Btops call ing Most girls Imagine tho best singer la tho ono who makes the most noise Any girl wdl cheerfully glvo up a dollai to n, fortune tcllor In exchango about ten years ho Isn't half as much for the information that she is going' worried 'about "his Bbcks wrinkling at to bo married within a year. i tho ankles ns ho is nbpul tho holes in Lots of pgopio scorn td think that tho toes. A HAPPY NEW Yt-AR For You and a llox of kk BKffik viMH MMfei HHHMHfe (WdiM Mil .t ... Chocolates will mako a Happy New Year STAFFOH 1)'H OF COURSE. for Her. Boost Coos Ray Just now you can holp Coos Day and help yourself byj inlying Coos liny sonp. It sells bIx bars for twenty-flvu cents nnd you got r.n ounco moro sonp than In other brands. Thoso who havo ueod It ,si)y tho nuallty Is also hotter, PjATROXIZK ROME IXDfSTRY AND, IJIY (3ROCKRIEH! FKOM Cook's Gjpocery Phone 189. Just Received New Shipment of Preserves and Jellies irifjUiu FamdinTHclnzinud Ten Gordon llrauds, Ornngo Mirmalndo, Toa Garden Syrup, Ijrosorvod Figs, Qulnco, lllckborry, Strawberry and Rnspherry, Pliicniplfr,i-l).;uispii' PJnnm. ' ,' jlf AlBo a complotb lino of fresh' v'qgctab'lca and' fruits nnd another Boasonablo gooJs. ' .l j' ' ' ' Don't forget our IJcIiik Pure Mlnco Jitctxt. '- ,. , ? ' '.- ' , OHivsnrit & Weaver .' ' ' ,, PURE FQOI) OKOCERS. , ft ' ' ' .' ,t " V A Good Placo' to Trade Cornet' Central Avciiuo and Third Street Phono 100 How about that new piano? We have a fine line of Instruments to select from. Terms can be arranged to suit your convenience. ley B. Allen Co.' In h. THOMAS, Mgr. CENTRAL AVENUE. RUSSELL BLK. IX HUYIXfi REAL ESTATE SECURE A' COMPLETE ARSTRACT FROM THE Title Guarantee and Abstract Co. Which Is prepared to turn out First Class worK. Tins will save you an noyanco nnd expenso afterwards Wo also look nttor assessments and pay ment of taxes. Mai'sliilfld offlco in Coko Ruilding nppofeifo C'liaiidlcr Hotel. Phono M-J. Ctiiiulllo Offlco adjoining Farm ers' Rank Dloclf. Rliono. 1U1. Ikindou Office, McXuir Ruilding. Phono 182. Henry Sengstacken M'anagcr. TIjK OARPKXTER. Tho carpenter's a proper man Dpservlng all rowards. Deny this If you can Ho even shaves his boards, C. O. GOSNEY. Ono day Davo Jones expressed his views About a man and tempted fato, And now popr Davo his action rues; From now he'll talk via slow freight. E. II. JOEIINK. BUYING A TYPEWRITER? If so, hnvo tho following factory rebuilt imcli ines on hnnd: Remington Xo. $) In 0. Smiths 935 Remington Xo. 10 935 Underwood Xo. 5 900 $3.00 ca.-h; $300 per month. All machines guarantved for oho year. Also ribbons mid carbon paper. CARL L. STOCKIN 22 Central Avenuo. Tclephono 350. Sales Agent. Underwood Typewriter Co, Wales Vlslblo Adding Machine American Multlgraph Co. HOlME-MADE PHILOSOPHY. You aro entitled to tho benefit of tho doubt, but you may not get it. Thoro may not bo anything spirit ual about the girl who rattles tho pic tures on tho walls whou sho walks, but you don't havo to study eugenics t'j know that you will get an armful if you land her. When daughter brings n young man i to tho house mother likes to sit In tho , front room with him and toil him I how sickly daughter used to ho and. A SYSTEMATIC HABIT 'of "saving It character lnDlder und good business asset. o onv H too l,0v to nco.uii'0 (ho saving Imbit, 1 will felnit an account with lis. A checking- account in this good Imuk ndds tq tlo couvenleuco nnd ' Hnfcty of doing business and goos far toward establishing your btnnd.'ng in tlio community. Thcro Is no epenso attached, and your qrcouut ivill t'V0 cour tcous nnd careful couhlderatlnn, Tills bank invites your business and promises safety, liberal terms ami satisfactory ten ice. Fir .. JSSK. st Natioinia! Baimk p OIF Coos Ey;; Central Avenuo Marshfield, Oregon 1