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About The Coos Bay times. (Marshfield, Or.) 1906-1957 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 27, 1914)
mmsmmmtmmimm - WI1II?1WKI '.'BV1 Mnnnwuituiii,, nvtitnn ' THE CUOS BAYTIIV!EST"iVIARHFIEl!arDREGDIrFkD ovEiyiBEnffjigTVEMilDirrair- Trvi.'wv Tftyfc The Central Avenue Booster I! ' if U!1 lA ?? CKXTRAL AVRXUK, FRIDAY, XOVKMHKR i7, 11)11 No. 17 ISJwfffi nil til it Hit l A Satisfactory Drug store With Dependable Methods. . v vtf: v - w . .,rf' r V Central flvo , Drug Store . , I I'liii: ckxtral avkxfk hoostkh l'ublNhed Ku'iy Friday In tho Inter t'N of Cnos liny in (icticml and Central Avcnuo In Particular. Subflcrlptlon 1'rlco. Your good will, and membership In the Uoostor Club. , . o OUR PLATFORM. One Street, Ono Flag, Onq Country, . . ..ami una who tu amine OUIt RHLIOIOX. To Do Good. OUIt POLITICS.; Moro Husluess. DURING THE ENTIRE HOLIDAY SEASON. You will rind nt tills storo tho Most Comploto Lino of SKASOXAHL1J RKLICAt MIS Inrludlng Holnsr. Famous Mince Meal and Plum Pudding. Wo also linvo tho entire fifty-seven nrletles. A Full Lino of Fresh Vogetiibles and KhiKn. OHivairait & Weaver l'UHK FOOD OROCKHS. Corner Central Avcnuo nml Third Street I'liono 101) Kntorod rit tli a i'ostotflco as strictly1 i-irsi-uinss manor; inure is miming Second-Class nbout Central Avonuo. Here's Something That You Will Like Every Morning. kxcohk iMMWhia, Aiiitcit'K flapjacks OLYMPIC PAXf'AKKS TomI'h IK Cabin Maple Syiup. 'lVu (miden Syrup.' Hod Itllilxui Syrup. Kliiunn'H Sugar Cured Itimin mid llaiu. Cook's Grocery THE OLDEST GROCERY STORE ON CENTRAL AVE. Phone 189. 1 Ol'll STAFF. Mnnnglng Kdltor. "Nationally Ad ! U'ltUcd" Frank 1). Cohan. 1 Recreation Kdltor J. T. Harridan, i Musing Kdltor L. Xi. Tlioiium. P.'onoer Kdltor Oeo. 1 Cook. Household Department. Harry Mc- Kconn. Children' Department "Candy Kid" , Stafford, Kdltor. I Dairy Kdltor Ivy Condi on. Financial Kdltor. Doi-ey Kivlt7er. Health and lleauty Hints. J. I. Ter rell. Kdltor. Ileal Kstiilv Kdltor August Frloon. Veterinary Kdltor (Jeo. Coodrum. Cm den Kdltor Hay Ollivaut. HASSAX'S IMtOVKlllt. TING HASSAN, well bolovod, wns wont to say When alight wont wrong or any project failed, "Tomorrow, frlonrts, will bo anotliar day." And In that f tilth -ho slupt and so prevailed. ,' While tho J Long Hvo this provorb! world shall roll Tomoj-rYvns riosh shall rise rrom put tlto( night Anilin'ow uuntlzo the Imlomitablo soul With courago for Its neer oiullng right. I CKXTRAL AVKXUK JOTTINGS. i Files Gone. It looks Hko as If tho wet spell had discouraged tho flios, If niiythltig can, which Is n good thing say wo. fc Thimik off TBnis Service A clean steam towel as well as a clean face towel for each patron, together with high-class tonics anj face lotions and courteous treatement every-day bar gains. TERRELL'S Chandler Barber Shop CKXTHAIi AVK. OF COl'llSK. II1 THKIli: HAD IIKKX CNXSOHH THKX E. I. CHANDLER. Marino Firo Auto Insurance COKE BUILDING Accident Plato ainss Burglary Marshfield . . . Oregon DO YOU WANT TO St" LI? Wo have Inquiries for ImpiouMl ami unlmpmuMl probity. Clo-o in and suburban. ! If )ii want to hell nt n leasonatilo prlro and upon leasonalde terms, wo hhall ho glad to have your listing. Wo albo u rl(o all klndn of liiMiiauio and hiiret minus. Aug. Frizeen, Mel. G. Duncan 8(1 Cenlral Avcnuo. Phono 1H1-J. Coin enmo In touch -with Aliol. Tlio Philistines slow Samson. (Of ficial.) David nml Gollnth aro believed to ho fooling each other's Htrougth In tho VHlloy of Klnh. The romilt or tho en KaKomuut will not bo known for ton dflyg, nt least. Tho Itintollto Infaiitry Is roportod m having been mnuoiivorlug In tho outskirts of Joilco for tho last mvuh days. FtiKltives from the dlHturbod district report that several scctlmm of tho Jorlco City wnll need now comont. The Trojan War Offlco Issues tho following bullotlu: "Accounts of tho rnll or Troy nro obviously Inspired by tho Greek government for tho purposo of Injiiilug Trojan credit abroad. Troy hns not fnllun. She bus only slipped." All Gaul Is dlvldod Into throe parts. Unpoiti or tho dofowt of Gonoral Cae sar's army In brushoH with tho Dol glnns, tho Aqiiltanlans and tho Colts are not to bo crodltud. A Hllttht skirmish Is raid to hnvo ooourrod botwoon tho Alllos under Wolllngton and Illuuhnr and (ho Fronch undor Napoleon at tho village of Waterloo. Several shots woro ox Qhnnned Jinil the French wlthdrow for strtogle reasons. No one, I say, Is ronoiiorod till ho yields, And ylold ,ho need not while, Hko mist rrom glass, God wipes tho slain or life old battle Holds From overy morning that ho brings to pass. Now day, new hope, now courago let this be, 0 soul, thy cheorrul creed I What's yesterday With nil Its tihnrds and wrnck and grlor to theo? Forgot It, then. Horo Ilos tho vic tor's way. James lluckham, WAU XKWS. "Sny," rcmnrked J. T. Hnrrlgan to George Soellg as George passed on bin way to tho bulletin board, "havo you noticed tho Kaiser has been mov ing his troops rroiji I.yck?" Tin: ?KHV liATICST I'ltO.M in: FHO.VI Create ami Estate by Insuring yourself In tho MASSACIIUBUTTS SlUTlTAIi MFE 1XSUHAXCK CO. at SHIPMAN BROS. piioxi: si:w 307-aOH Coko IliilUlIug. FLASH- LIuH I S TIIK I.AHGKST LIXK OX COOS HAY AT $1.25, $1.50, $1.75 $2.00 and $2.25 i.UT rs fijAsh oun FliASIIMGIITS ox YOU Norton&liansens TWO STOHKS: CKXTHAL AVK. FHOXT ST. (From tho I.lndsborg Postou.) Turklet biiiii for fox dugar sedan gouom en sjottnek pn Svnrta hafvot Invecklat sig I krlget, bar nu bedt nm ursakt. Kuglnud hade vniitnf. harpn ocb hado oj nuiiii rprklnrnt krlg mot Turklet. "This war," A, T. Ilnlnos says, "lh n port oduentor along geographical linos, but It Is posting rather more than tho education is worth." ST. PIITKU'S COUKT (Via Hlmplo. ton to tho Hooster)-A Novoroxlst who arrived today tinfoldod tho great secret of tho ongngomuut last sum inor off Sboro Acres. Tho Dronilnots Thunder and Chain Lightning wcro engagod for several hours. Boon af ter tho Ilaludrop nppearod on tho scone, tho Lightning disappeared en tirely and tho Dronflnot Thundor rolled away. Tho solving of tho mys tory caused muoli Thanksgiving anil tho iiowu wns ordered sent Immedi ately to. tho Uoostor. Tho Hrltlsh bnttloshlp llulwarl: may luivo droaded naught, but sh-j would havo been wlso f alio liiul. Women Voters. Tho Into election Bottled ono thing and that wns that tho v'omen woro Hboled when' soma 0110 snrtedod tho story thntvhon tho women voted ballot boxes w'ould but ton up tho back. i A Problem In Stintegy. J. T. Hnr rlgan or the war collogo boar'd would Hko to know If the nllles tnko a row pnwnshops will thoy than ho able to hooh dor kaiser. CHKKlt IPl Things could bo worse, Don't rret nnd sigh; For you don't hnvo To swat tho fly. -MtAY OLL1VANT I.OXGFKLLOW HKV1SKI). Ho stood on tho brldgo at twilight, In his muddy football clothes Tho brldgo by tho way belonged to For nil, tho Stralght-nnd-Nnrrdw Way The rlyal hair-back's nose. Is tho npprov-ed rondway, And yet most of us, strnngo to say, Feel strnngoly drnwn to llrond way. W. 11. CURTIS WILL 0. CHANDLER i i.ni.i , Low Thomas says,,'' ,q,man who blows his own horfli should cri ticise his neighbor's vlctrolat"-l The Dirfereiu-e. Kugono Cros thwulto snys tho dlfferonco hotweon nMorlutlng with a minister nnd n pickpocket Is simply this: tho pick pocket may slip your watch, but the minister will watch your slips. kk .. ...rl I VJT li '' Xvi-Aoxie. ft4t. ! M tae CHOCOLATI "Tlio Cnndy or Clinrnctcr" . STAFFORD'S WELL KNOWN STANDARD IS EX CELLED IN THIS LATEST PRODUCT TIiouuih on Duck Hunt. If L. L. Thomas makes any brngs nbout shoot ing a bunch or ducks on his Thanks giving Day limit, you may know ho Is falsify tug, for ho promised, yo IM n duck rrom his next bag and yo Kd hns received no duck up to tho hour or going til resB. A PhllauiliropNt. They woro dls- pllftrtlnir llu llnlcrlnn I'mlil l..: ''"flir. Owl" store yesterday wheill t'rnnkj luiinn, wno is souioiiting or n phUo sophor romnrkod that "a philanthro pist Is a man who would rather dis tribute 10,000 collar buttons among 10,000 men than glvo ono mnn n Bhlit." Kuougli Is Kuougli. A traveling sulesniaii rrom Sun Francisco stop ping nt Tho Chandler, received tho following tolegrnin rrom his wUo: "Twins arlvcd tonight. Moro by moll." RtiBhlng over to tho Western Union ho wired bank: "If nny moro arrived by mull noud them to tho dead letter offlco." How about that new piano? We have a fine lino of instruments to select from. Terms can be arranged to suit your convenience; Hey E. Afflem Co o il ' .ii If L. L. THOMAS, Mgr. CENTRAL AVENUE. RUSSELL BLK. I'KRSOXAiiMKXTION ; DR. A. L- llOUSHWORTH Is pro voked lift-mine wo didn't montlnn him Inst week or weiil; boforo anil threatened to stop nls paper. Wo linto to lose so good n subscriber, especially If-his imbscrlptlou-Isn't paid. IT WILL SOON BE TOO LATE TO GET ANY OF THOSE CHOICE BARGAINS. IX LADIKS' AXD CIIIDHKX'S WKAH That nro now being elosod out at Tho Ladles' Eniporlum. Reniombor wo nro (iilttlug business. Tho Ladies' Emporium Mr. Nellie A Owen Marshfield Ore. J. T. IJARRIGAN wnlkH on tho hoiiHi sldo of Central uvoniin now iluco Henry Hongstauken mndo curtain soiirrllous and shuiderous remarks concerning tho Bpeod of tho Hnrrl gnu automobile. UNIVERSAL ELECTRIC APPLIANCES and- COMMUNITY SILVER THK MOST ATTHACTIVH wxi: OX COOS HAY merino ihoxs, klkctihc toastkhs, suitahll von CIIIHST3IAS PHF.SKXTS - SIHJ OUIt W1XDOWS MMSJIFIELD HHDWHECD1 ' ' l ' . i Before Parting With Your Money War Prices Have No Terrors FOR THE MAN WHO BUYS FLOUR FEED AND HAY AT HAINES Waterfront, Central Avenue IX HUYIVG HKAL KSTATK SKCUHK A COMPLin'U AHSTltACT FHOJI tiii: Title Guarantee and Abstract Co. Which is propared to turn out First Class Work. This will savo you an uoyanco and expense afterwards. Wo also look after assessments and pay ment of taxes. Mnndifiuld offlco in Coko Hulldlng ; opiKisIto Chandler Hotel. Pliouo i JJ-J. Coulllo Offlco adjoining Farm er!,' Hank Work. Phono 11)1. ikiiidoii Office, McXuIr Hulldlng. ( Phono 1H-. Henry Sengstacken Manager. CKXTHAIi AVKXUi: KAY1XCH 4 A woman won't stand for anyone olso nbiiRlng hor husband. Thnt Is her exclusive pilvllego. Aftor mooting a nlco young mnn ror tho first tlmo a girl always Inj-B nwako for an. hour wondering If sho has mado an Improselon. Tho old-fashioned girl who usod to hnvo to carry tho washtub up to hor room when sho wantod to tnko n bath had rosier ohooks tbnn tho girl who finds it work to turn on tho fnucots thoso dnys. What has beeonio or tho old rnsh loned mnn who usod a moustache cup? Kvory wife ImngluoB that all tho men bIio knows envy Iior husbund. Womon nro all alike, but have an Idoa that tho dear things aro all different. A child rccalvos klssos rreo, but a young man has to stoal thorn and an old mnn litis to buy thorn. Occasionally wo moot a man who speaks his wlfo's mind when ha tnlks. Tho lass soma men know about nnythlng tho loudor thoy talk nbout! It. .Many n man's success, like that of a good actor, Is duo to a good muna gor. Arm yoiirsqir with n dark lantern whon looking ror honor among thieves. It takes an unusually handsome woman to wrook a sensible man's train or thought. Sometlmos u man has to bo smart In ordor to mako enough money to support his grownup sons. HARRY M'KKOWN, mlno genial host at Tho Chandler, gnvo a ulmrmlng dansnnt, whatever that Is, nt his popular hostelry las; night. Harry Is getting to bo 'a legulnr social butterfly. Avast thoro, Harry. See our window for the FINEST YAKJMA APPLES that over came to Coos' Bay. Pripo $1,35 to $1.50 per Box. Remember, wc arc. Marshfield agents for CHASE & SANBORN'S TEAS AND COFFEES. PIONEER GROCERY CO. Phono HI, 81 Central Avenue .1. F. TKLANDUR Is propnrlng to mako a trip to hls.bJugkt Hand mlnos-ln Curry; to Mook-ovcr tllu prospects. J. T.' fs gofng"to inuko Monte Crlsto look like a plkor.iind ns ho is going In ror politics, too,' ho will problibly mako Sonlttor! Olurkq of Montana look llku! aii'f "also rah." GKXKHOUH. (At tho Chandler.) I caused tho poor wnttross to reel I'm goiierouu nnd really good hearted; As soon ns I riulshod my meal, I tlppetl hor u wink and dupuitod. W. J. CONRAD. HADDKST WORDS IX COOS CO. Of all sad words under the gun Tho saddest aro these: "tho wrong man won." From an unpublished poom by Hhorlff Gago. George Washington Never Smoked Ony pf tho. (toad QlgnrH tha( you can get. nt Tho Bniokoi home because.'! ho novor had tho (iliiuico, The Smoke House Chandler Hole! Illock, Central Ate. Money Plays No Favorites Tho mnn or woman who goes altor It with tho greatest de termination Is tho ono who gots It. A chock account with this bank la a big step In tho right direction, lly tho steady sa(ng of small amounts you will soon build n wodgoto opportunity ( First National. Bank xt Off Coos Bay Central Avenue Marshfield, Oregon BUYING A TYPEWRITER? Tf so, hnvo tho following fnctoiy rebuilt mach ines on hand: Hemiugton Xo. O $11.) I;. O. Smith , , ; $B.f Hcmliigtoii No. 10 $51 ViuIeniiMxl No, ft $00. i?n.0() cnslij $n,0() jkt inontli. All machines guarantoiMl vfor one ycat. Also rihboiiH mid i-ai lion pnior. ,, ,. , , ; CARL L. STOCKIN " ""' " Biilw Agent. xMM 22 Central Avenue. Underwood Typewriter Co. d'ii.VUf Walos VlBlblo Adding MnclllU'o.t ' Tolopl 10110 050. American Multlgraph Co. i l i ,'i.n PLAN TO TAKE SUNDAY DINNER AT TIIE Chandler Hotel a Good Menu The Hub of Central Avpnm,