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About The Coos Bay times. (Marshfield, Or.) 1906-1957 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 6, 1914)
HHi Ji-i The Central Avenue Booster 0h. ! ckntral avkxuk, Friday, xovk.mdkr it, ion. xo. 11. SERVICE tiii: ckntral avkxuk doost;kk THE CENTRAL AVENUE DRUG STORE Marino Pii'o 'Auto E. I. CHANDLER. t Insurance T Accident Plalo Glass Burglary COKE BUILDING Marshfield Oregon CAN YOU ACCEPT A TIP? VK DO A OKNKRAL RKAL KSTATK lll'SINKSS; ISSUK AIjIi KINDS OK 8URKTY RONRS, 1VIUTK ALL KINDS OK 1XSUH ANCH IX STANDARD COMPANIKS, AXD .RKPKF.SKNT SKV F.KAL OK THi: HKST TRAXS-ATLAXT1U STKAMSHIP COM PAX 1ILS UAIili AXD 8KB US. la&&.. r Aug. Frizeen, Mel. G. Duncan " 80 Central Avcimo. Phono 181-.T. Create ami Estate . by Insuring yoursolf In tho MASSACHUSETTS MUTUAL L1FK ixsuraxck CO. at SHIPMAN BROS. R07.0H Coko Htilliling. PHOXK ais-J The Time all Over the World ' at the MARSHFIELD HARDWARE STORE See Our Window, Alarm Clocks from $1.00 lo $3.00 Correct Time at All Times. QUITTING BUSINESS ski: ouu advkrtiskmkxt ox axothkr pagk ok to- day's timks. LADIES EMPORIUM Mrs. Nellie A. Owen Central Avenue I 1'iiIiIIsIkmI Kvery Friday In the Inter l i"ln of Coos Day in General mill I CViiluil Avenue In I'.tt ( Iciilai. Siiliscrlptlon Price. Your kooi! will. uinl membership In the Rooster Cluli. ont platform. Ono Stroot, One Kins, Ono Country, .. ..nml Ono Wife nt n time I ckxtral avkxuk jottixgs. ( ouu rkligiox. To Do Good. They Aro Polite. Tho avorago Central Avonuo womnn does not laugh nt n Joko becnuso slio thinks It Is funny, but to bo pollto. ont politics. More Duultioss. Knloroil at tho l'ostofflco as strictly Klrst-Class ninttor; there Is nothing Second-Class about Central Avenue. OUU STAFF. Managing Killtor. "Nationally Ail- u-itlsetl" Frank 1). Cohan. Hi't-rentloii Kdltnr ,, 'p. Hnrrigau. .'MiMnii Minor I,. I, Thomas. Pioneer Kllloi Geo. K. Cook. IloiiKulioItl Dopartinent. Harry Mc Kcnwn. I'lillilivnV Department "Candy KM" Stafford, Kililnr. Dairy Kililnr Ivy Condron. Financial Killtor. Diu-sey Krellycr. Health nml Itoauly llliils. ,j. I. Tcr IVll, KdHor. Heal Ksluto Killtor Animl Filecn. Veterinary KdlKii- (too. Gooilrum. (tin lieu Kdltni Day Ollivaiit. SOOX 1'AItTKD A fool nml IiIh nioiioy aro parted qulto soon Ib nH truo ns a bIioo'b mailo of lealhor, Hut a thing that HuriirlBos mo more la tho fact How tho two got so often to Bother. Dorsoy Kroltzor. TDK SIA HOAHHKH Always Glvo In. Wo have notic ed that when n Central Avonuo wo man says n certain mnn Is begging her to marry htm, tho papers even tually print tho wedding notice, slio always glvo In, If restnurnnts servod flying fish, I hollovo, by Jlng, That ovcry tlmo they passoil tho ilhh I'd got a wing. V. J. Conrad. GOIXG TDK PACK .Man tolls away, wook In nml out, And saves mid plans nml frets, And tolls tho world his salary Is thrco tlmos what ho gets. Ills wife, to provo hor lovo for him lloforo all hero below, Puts on tho stylo slio might afford, If what ho says woro so. Kugono Croathwalto. IT IKKS. Hor ovory movo Is ono of grace, And yot It riles mo soino, Whon wo aro In Stafford's To see hor stretch hor gum. Frank Pugsloy. FLASH LIGHTS TDK LAHGKST LINK OX COOS HAY AT $1.25, $1.50, $1.75 $2.00 and $2.25 lot rs flash ont FLASHLIGHTS ox vou Norton&Hansens TWO STORKS: CKXTRAL AVK. FRONT ST. Before Parting With Your Money You Auto See US For Autos FOR DUALLY IT IS AUTOFILLV XICK TO ALTO WIIKX !). YOl AUTO. Goodroads Goodrum's Garage IX UUYIXG HKAL KSTATK SKCURK A COMPLKTK ADSTHAOT FROM THE Title Guarantee and Abstract Co. Which Is prepared to turn out First I Class Work. ThU will save you an noyance anil expense afterwards, wo also look after assessments and pay ment of taxes. Marshficlil office in Coko Ilullding opwslto Chandler Hotel. l'liono 14-J. Coqulllo Office adjoining Fann ers' Hank Itlock. Piiono 101. i Dandou Office, McXalr ilullding. Piiono 182. Henry Sengstacken Manager. Fnottmlt Soiison Hero. "Why now listen, boy. There's nothing to this Agglo football dope. Why, say, whoro d'yu get all that old stuff? Washington beat 'cm Inst year 17 to 0. Oh, It'll ho pitiful, ' Marshf toltl Inst week, but refused tbal'B nil," nnd thus rnvod Frank t"lk concerning tho war sltun- Cohan, ho of Owl Drug Storo fame, as ho beamed In tho center of a foot ball fan group Saturday afternoon nwnltlng tho returns ofMho O. A. C Wnshlngton footbnll gnmo in Al bany. "Hollo, It's tho Owl," chirped Cohan Into the 'phone receiver a moment Inter. It was nn Albany long tllfltnuco call, a brief conversa tion and then without saying a word tho drug store man looked Into the silence- which Cohan broke. "Holy Cats!" pauso "I'll bet old Dobies' dead. It's nothing to nothing!" How About It CnplnlnV Tho Portland Crawfish says that Capt. T. J. Mncgenn wart In town from kk rt4t, tl If CIIOCOLATIS "Tlio Candy of Character" STAFFORD'S WELL KNOWN STANDARD IS EX CELLED IN THIS LATEST PRODUCT tlon. Al Powers Bays that ho thinks tho statement Is Incorrect. Myrtle Aimiii Opening. Tho chlof event on Central avonuo this week wnB tho forninl opening of Myrtlo Arms, the moat modoru ami magni ficent apartment house on the coast. When It conies to up-to-dntonoss Cen tral nvenuo Is always a llttlo ahead of the calendar. l'KDSONAL 5IKNTION II. II. DONAHMY, tho well-known drug salesman of Portland, wna calling on Frank Cohan this wcok. FHUD WKAVKlt wns tnlklng pol itics on Tuesday. Fred only tnlkB politics about onco a year. MONTH J. WAX, of Portland, Is n Central nvenuo business visitor this week. Wo hopo ho sticks. 11KN CIIANDLKIl wonra a smile that I would make a successful candidate look like a cavo of gloom. It's a boy llunjnmln, Jr., i OKOUOK COOK says what wo Bhould do Ih to forgot about war and talk politics. Shnrirr tinge says politics Is what Sherman snyB war Is. J. T. llAltHIOAN ayH that the lat est returns Indicate that thu Allies are running away ahead and are elected to win. (Icoruo Sulltr snvu the official count will show differ ent, results. CHASE & SANB0RNS COrTEE TIIIIKK ItLKNDS, !Mr, lllo nml I5r PKIt POUND. TIII-SK COFKKKS 1IAVK IIKKX STAXDADD IX TDK UX1TKD STATUS 1'Olt FIFTY YKAItS PIONEER GROCERY CO. SKLLIXO ACKXTS FOIt MAHSIIFIKLD , Phono 81. HI Central Avonuo The Besl of Everything to Cat SKUVICK AND PIHCK TO COItltlSPOND You can always get thesu nt tho pnti: food stoki: wheru the lic.t,t or FltKSII FltUITS AND VKdlfrAllLKS limy nUvayrt w founil. Also tin. fnnioim MGinZ Dl V0ri6l(CS TJio only hlore In Ihe hlnlv of Oregon carrying lliis coiuploto llius OllHivamit & Weaveir PUIIK FOOD OKOCKIIS. Corner Central Avcimo nml Third Street l'liono Jill) COURTEOUS TREATMENT BEST WORKMANSHIP PUItK AND HK.'ll CLASS TONICS AND 8UPPLIF.S WITH CI.KAX TOWKI-S Wilt KACH PATIIOX. IS MY MOTTO TERRELL'S Chandler Barber Shop ( KXTUAL AVK. OK COl'ltSK. Money Plays No Favorites Tho man or woman who goes nfler It with tho grontcst de termination Is tho ono who gats It. A cheek account with tlilH hank is a big atop In tho right direction. Dy tho steady saving of small amounts you will soon build u wodgo to opportunity. First National Bank Of Coos Bay Central Avenue Marshf Ielcl, Oregon How about that new piano? We have a fine line of instruments to select from. Terms can be arranged to suit your convenience. ley Bo Allenn Co. L. L. THOMAS, Mgr. CENTRAL AVENUE. RUSSELL BLK. OTTO COPKNIIAOKN wns In from camp this week. Ho saya that Dcunmrk Is still neutral and Hint ho Ib not tho Inventor of Copen hagen snuff. Thnnks, Otto, that's 'miff. FItANIC LAYTON, the well-known traveling man, wna n Central nvo nuo vhiltor this weok. Frank BnyB Ccntrnl nvenuo lookB better to him every time, ho sees It, Wns Robert It, Hookott He always wore gloves In his uppor loft pocket. A particular youth Was John Vnn Clove Hut ho carried his "hankie" Up Ills sloovo. A wiill-mnnncdn man was TheophiliiB Twist lie never woro his watch O.i his wrist. A woman never tiros of aocloty nnli'Hs her bunk and complexion ac counts nro overdrawn. ': o-- No one but n mlsor will refuse to onto whon u child oxiilblts n. toy bank. When Dr. Tnggnrt soes a trout in a linlolilH first impulse Is to pull It out. CKXTUAL AVKXUK'S SLOGAN Wo fcol that Central Avonuo is Coos Day's nnturnl hub. So wo orgnnlzed for boosting n IluslncsB Mcu'b Commorclnl Club. Our loading men they Joined It nnd the women did tho samo And the children enme a running to help tho boosting gnmo. Wo wero nil onthualnsllc when wo met to launch tho thing, And tho talk wns mild nnd gontlo with no controvery'B Btlng, Till soiucono said 'twnB needful, mid ho volunteered to steer That wo have soino kind of slogan to catch tho public oar. Tho suggestions cnino n pouring from nil iiunrtern of the hull, Such ob "Central Avonuo CnckloB" nnd "Hear Central Avonuo call." And Homo yoljed for ono suggestion and Bouio clnmorod-for it vote And the chairman Jumped the moot ing when somcono pulled his coat. So wo'vo loft tho ninttor standing In n sort of stntua luo, Which Ib what the nuclonta cnllcd It when tho wheels rofused to go. Wo are back to simpler protilcmn that wo talk ovor with 'Al PoworB, And wo'll lonvo tho slogan attention to more peaceful BtrcotH than ours, TDK SILKNT AUTOCIIAOY It Is tho silent mnn whoeo might iHoldca whon thought is doepty stirred, Tho politician speaks both day unit night Tho voter seldom snys a word. Honry Sengstacken. AVK ALL DO. A sassy old gentlomnn wren Onco tried to mnko lovo to a lion Shu started to scold And turned him down cold. : Wo nil get our bumps now nnd then. . Sheriff Oage. A church buoIi Ih n man "who la long on religion nnd short on. cash. What a terrible thing It must . ho to hnve bo much nioiioy you don't know whore to Invest It. ' : 4 A Good Cigar A Good Gme of Billiards ON OOOD TADLKS A fJOOD PLACK TO 8PKND A PLKASANT HOUR A (iOOD PLACK TO MKKT t YOUU FIMKXD8 YOU'LL COMKJ (iOOIH The Smoke House Chandler Hold lllork, CVnlrul Ave, Roman Malt Till) NKWK8T FOOD PRODUCT A Real Health Food COHRKCTS AND LMPROVK8 DIOKSTION PRi:VKNTS AND HfiLIKVKS CONSTIPATION USK IT FOIt OK.MS, 1AN- OAKIC8, AVAl'FLKS, MUSH, MUFFINS, NUT LOAF, OINOKR HHKAD, AWD DROWN DRKAD, VTW. Get it itt Cook's Grocery Tlio Oldest Orocory Storo oa Central Avenue Piiono 180. BUYJNC1 A TYPEWRITER? If so, have tiio following fnetory rebuilt nmcli--mess on hand: Remington No. 0 $3.) j,, Ci HniMjm , RemliiKloii No. 10 $.15 Underwood No. n ..,.',, ipluT 2 W.IM) iunIi; 95.01) ir mouth. All mnelilmw guarnittttHl .for h year. A loo i-ibboiiN ami carbon pajter. CARL L. STOCKIN 22 Contra I Avonuo. Tclopliono 350. SuIcm Agent. Underwood Typewriter Co. Wulos Vlslblo Adding Machlno, Amorlcan Multlgraph Co. w PLAN TO TAKE !, SUNDAY DIMNER AT THE Chandler Hotel a Good Menu The Huh of Central Avenus 1 Central Avenue rasa 1 t. .. ,r,