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THE COOS BAY TIMES, MARSHFIELD, OREGON, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 15, 1 913 EVENING EDITION. 2 Suits and Coats at Cost! PERSONAL notices of visitors In the city, or of Coos Hay people who visit In other cities, together with notices of social nffnlrs, are glmlly received In the social de partment. Telephone 133. No tices of club meetings will bo published and secretaries are kindly requested to furnish same. OH, DAMNS AND DAMSELS! WhPt next, oh, dames and' damsels, can You do to startle modest man? Just now the atmosphere revokes Your skirts so thin and cries for cloaks: Hut memories of cummers shows Remain, nnd so the wonder grows As to another season's code And what will then be a la mode. From nne'ent costume will you steal Still more, and yet still more reveal? Or will you fancy exercise And lenvc loss action for the eyes? Imagination plays a part, And thoughts more perfect will Im part Of maid or inntron who'll disclose Much less, while wearing far more clothes An oar of p!uk. a lnmli'; yi. A rosebud "ft Hi -..nil will li'ply Synthetic bo-nt'es In ten fair Who hldea tluv.i fiv.m the eye nni air. Say, will you once more challenge gaze Though 'tis not easy to ninn.e? Rejecting skirts diaphanous. Will you still have the laugh on us? Whon lloanty llbertv Ins vm. Her sway has only Just Iicbimi! Selected. ! Tile TIM US last week presented Dorothy Dlx's ret Inn to ' Pre serve n Husband." This work fV same brilliant social writer tells "How to Can a Wife." Here It Is: This dish Is a great favorite wltn married men. and the mnstor of the house often likes to prepare It at the table when he has coinnnny, so as to exhibit Ms skill before his guests. To properly can a wife begin by r.oleetlng your wife. Go yoursolf Into the mnrrlage market and pick out a young nnd tender girl and one who Is of u timid ami sensitive nature. If you can llnil on that weeps easllv nnd Is so gentle that a cross word ran pierce her to the 'cart. much the better. ,' i-uined wive hnvn Hitch a pliimt llavor as the soft ones thnt a cruel look can bruise. In getting n wife to can be very careful not to get a suffragist. No body ran can a suffragist, and espee inllv a man cannot can one. Hnvlng chosen your wife, take It home nnd put it up on the shelf by its lonely, mid go off about your own nffnlrs. Spend your d:vs nt your bus iness end your evening amusing yourself, and don't worrv about wliat Is happening to the v'fe nt home. This oroc" I' r iMi'iitii- ..n"yt.,t(ii in, will soften down any little bard Hpots of character that mav have nat I'rnlly been in the wife's disposition. There's nothing that reduces any thing, human or vegetable, to such a state of nc(ul(scent mush, as neglect. Whether It Is better to skin n wife bofore cunning or can her with the skin still on, Is entirely a matter of taste. Also of the liberality of the ennner. Some men. who I'ke rll f t' elr household apnurtennuces to be Hhowy, always deck their wives out In Tails gowns and diamonds beforo . nmi'iie them, other men. of a tlght- ', hold tlmt Is a mere waste y to spend it on a wife, and '' 'Miiove nil good clothes Ideas 're i their wives bofore thev can theui. TIi'h Is a painful process for (he wife, and leaves It shrunken and nn ntlractlve In appearance, but It Is ef ficacious for no wives nre so thorough ly canned as those t'-ut have been properly pared down by a parsimon ious husband. However. In either case It Is al ways well to begin by carefully mil ling off the bloom of romance from the wife, nud the more thoroughly this Is done with a hind hnnd Ihe better. Then plunge (he wife llrst Into the icy wnter of Indifference by never noticing how she looks, or hiking nnv Interest In what she Is doing, or see ing Hint she has any diversions or nmusemonts. Vary this by popping her into the boiling water of temper. Continue this process until yon see n frightened look begin to come Into the wife's oyes. nud It begins to cringe lie-fore you like n dog that thinks It's KoIiik to be struck. This Indicates that the wife Is now readv for can ning. Now make a since, ns follows; To! one oarroi or ridicule add one gallon of wit. tlie more undiluted the cruel ty of it the better; a pint or the tab asco of caricature, a pint of brutalltv. throw In a bunch of all the mistakes that your wife has ever made and the foolish things she has done, stir all together and let' It come to a boll. Hot Drinks FROM COOS DAY'S MOST MODERN AND SAN ITAHY 1WNTAIN. Delicious jmil Nourishing. Stafford's Simmer the wife in this until It has n't a thought nor an Idea left In Its system. N. H, It Is not necessary to put nnv salt In this dish, as by the time a wife Is ready for canning she Is so soaked with the brine of her own tears tlmt the plate Is almost too highly seasoned for most tastes. This Is an Infallible rcclpo for can ning wives, and if faithfully followed never falls. No woman thus treated ever takes herself out of the kitchen or the pantry unless removed by her husband's orders. As has been said, ninny married men arc very expert In canning wives nnd like to show off by preparing the dish at their own dinner tables. The only dllllculty about It Is that a cann ed wife Is like home-made welsh rab l,lt nobody seems to relish It but the maker. Also, If sort of takes the appetite for matrimony from such unmarried women as are present at the occasion. i - ELKS' DA 1,1. The nieuthly dancing party of Marshfleld Lodge of Elks will bo hold next Wednesday evening at the I Masonic Hall. It Is for members, their wives and sweethearts only. : U 1 ' PI AN.1! HKIIHMO I 'A I IT V 1 4 - -. .Mrs. Pnnl DlinmlcK. or Nortn Hend, has Issued invitations for nn afternooji nt bridge whist next Wednesday afternoon. , I DlillKJi: CIA'D. I The Bridge Club will be enter tained next Wednesday by Mrs. K. i. Tones, nt her home on North First street. W. D. SOCIAL A monthly social wns given by the members of the Y. P. S. C. 10. of the l H. Church at the home or Mr. and Mrs. Fred Lyster on Tuesday evening, November II. Al ter the transaction or business. .Mrs. Charles Cav.mnugh. In the nnmo of the Christian Endeavor, congrntnlntod the Itovorend Mrs. Lewis. It being the occasion of her birthday. Mrs. Lyster, nss'sted by the so cial committee, made a great Im pression on their guests In serving refreshments and providing enter tainment for the evening. Among tlmse present were: Misses Madge ""Her, Itnth Oilmen. Sarah Webb, Nellie Nicholson, Ituby Harrison, Dorothy Coffolt, Minnie Renchnu sen; Messrs. Joso Ilnrrlson. Ilobt. Webb. Al Kenny, Pert Cavanaugh, Chas. Cavanaugh. Earl Ronehnusen, Itev. It. N. Lewis and Mr. Young mayer, Mr. and Mrs. Edward Cof felt. It wns only with great ro ll.' t nice that the members said "Aloha." pronouncing the affair the most enjoyable they had attended in years. 1 EASTERN STAR I Doric Chanter. O. 13. S.. will hold its next social seslou a week from next Tuesday evening when Mrs. (ienrgo F, Murch will have chnrgo of the entertalninont. She Is to choose her assistants. There will also be Initiation. I .wrno.v iiitiDoi: ci.rn t 4 The Auction Ilrldge Club wns en tertained last Tuesday by Mrs. R. K. Pooth at her home In West Marshlleld. Mrs. .1. T. Ilarrlgan won llrst prize nt cards. Delicious refresh ments were served before tl'o after noon's play. Owing to tho absence of some of the members. Mrs. M. C. Malonev, Mrs. (1. A. Dennett. Mrs. C. K. Perrv and Mrs. .1. II. Mllnor played substitute hands. The mem bers present were Mrs. F. K. (lettlus, Mrs. .1. T. Ilarrlgan. Mrs, Carrie Dung-in. Mrs. E. K. Straw, Mrs. C. F. McKnlght. Mrs. D. Y. Stafford ami Mrs. A. T. Ilalnes. The club will ineet ngaln a week from next ...oii'iay with Mrs. 10. 10. Straw, tho meeting dnte being advanced owing to the proximity or Thanksgiving. l INVITATIONS ISSIMOD I Mrs. A. P. Gldley has Issued In vitations for two sowing parties next week, the llrst to be glvon Wednesday afternoon nnd tho sec ond Frldny aftornoon. About twenty-live Invitations havo been Issued for each day. EPISCOPAL (U'ILD I Mrs. Otto Schetter entertained the Marshlleld Episcopal Guild at her home on North Hroadwav last Tuesday. The afternoon was de voted principally to ineedlewark and planning for tholr Christmas sale which will be hold December Hi. when various fancy work ar ticles will be offered. The Guild will meet next Tuesday with Mrs. 10. P. Lewis. Miss Florence Alkon and Miss Maude Heed assisted Mrs. SPIItELLA CORSETS may be obtained In Marshfleld from Mrs. Annie Holland, Gorsetier. J52 So. 6th St. Pboat 200X. CONTRIBUTIONS concerning social happenings, Intended for publication In the society depart ment of Tho Times, must bo sub mitted to the editor not later than C o'clock p. m.. Friday of each week. (Exceptions will ho allowed only In eases whore tho events occurrc-d later than the time mentioned.) Schetter In serving. Those present were Mrs. P. H. Corey. Mrs. L. M. Noble. Mrs. 10. P. Lewis. Mrs. Eni ma Nasburg, Mrs. .1. W. Dennett. Mrs. .las. Ferry. Mrs. Fannie Haz ard, Mrs. Mary McKnlght. Mrs. .T. M. Upton. Mrs. L. W. Trevor, Mrs. Hugo Quiet, Mrs. Clnudo Nasburg and Mrs. 10. G. Perhani and Misses Genevieve Sengstncken, Evelyn Anderson. Ag nes Hutcheson. Florence Aiken, Maude Deed and Miss Corning. ! I .JOLLY DO'.EN Mrs. W. F. S(iilre pleasantly en tertained the .Tolly Dozen at her homo In Hunker 1III1 Wednesday I arternoon. Sowing nnd couversa-j Hon made the nfernonn pass most I pleasantly. It was decided to tils-1 peiise with the r.'wt regular meet l-.ig cwlng to the proximity of Th.r.iksglv'r.g and to moot ng.:In the second Wednesday In December with Mrs. A. L. Dutz. Mrs. H. M. Albee fcl't VvVa '. i entertain ing. Those present tills week were Mrs. Al.bee. Mrs. II. F. Hush. Mrs., A. L. Chrlstonson. Mrs. A. Snow, I Mrs. A. L. Dutz, Mra. N. L. Sandon, Mrs. .1. Johnson and Mrs. Henry Olson. 4 DAPTIST LADIES' AID Miss Mamie Gulovscn was hostess to the Baptist Ladles' Aid Society at her home Tuesday. The business session was devoted principally to planning for tho lumar which they will hold December III. Those nresent were Mrs. F. II. Dresser. Itev. and .Mrs. A. F. Hnsford. Mrs. John Nagle, Mrs. J. C. Donne, Mrs. Alva Doll, Mrs. Daisy Anderson. Mrs. A. II. Lewis, Mrs. George Gul ovsOii. Mrs. Itoss. Miss Uoss and Mrs. C. II. .Marsh. The place and date of the next meeting will bo announced later. : 4 SISTIOKIIOOD MEETING I i The Chrls'hn Church Sisterhood held an enjoyable meeting Tucs-l day at the home of Mrs. S. J. I in-1 mel. The meeting was devoted to iiuron milking and plans for a cook-' ed fooi' 'sale to be held in the nearl future. The next meeting will be held n week from nex Tuesday with Mrs. II. W. Painter. In West Marshlleld. Among those present Tuesdiy were: Mrs. W. A. Held, Mrs. 10. L. Ilopsen. Mrs. Ilendrlx. 1 Mrs. H. A. Ci irdo. "'t .1. W. ley. .Mrs. Stovalt. Mrs. Ora Mc-Car-i ty. Mrs Chas. Powers, .Mrs. W. D. Cox. Mrs. Yake and .Mrs. Painter. 4 ' NOIITII DIOND (.TILD. I The Altar Guild or the North Pend Episcopal Church held a spe cial meeting Wednesdny at the home ol Mrs. Paul Dlmnilck to complot" arrangements ror a cook ed food nnd fancy work salo that Is belui held this afternoon nt the Coos Hay Grocory. Mrs. Archie Phillips and Mrs. Do) Leniinu have charge of the conked fnnil nml ti-u Irn Hurtle of tho fancy work. Re freshments were served. The next, meeting will bo held next Thursday at the homo of Mrs. IVartlo and will be the last one until nfter the Christmas holidays. Those present Wednesday were: Mrs. A. 10. Mor ten. Mrs. Archie Phillips. Mrs. W. .i. ingrain, .Mrs. lioorge KvcrlH, Mrs, Ira II. Hurtle and Mrs. Paul Schll lerstroni. TIIIMDI.E ( LCD. ' - Tlie North Hend Thimble Club was entertained P-Mrv afternoon by Mrs. 10. McDaniel nt her home in North Hend. A delightful after noon was spent with needlework, conversation, etc. In serving, Mrs. McDaniel was assisted by Mrs. .las. Rasinussen. The club's next meet ing will lie held two weeks from yesterday, with Mrs. Robert Simp son. Those nresent yesterday were Mrs. II. io. Hurmester, Mrs. Elmer Russell, Mrs. V. E. Winters, Mrs. Roscoe I Inzer. Mrs. O. E. Gothro. Mrs. Kennedy, Mrs. M. E. Evoritt, Mrs. I. H. Hartle, Mrs. R. F. Geb hart. Mrs. L. K. Strate, Mrs. C. S. Kaiser. Mrs. II. J. Linden, Mrs. J. C. Wallace and Mrs. Fred Kruse. . : I WILL WIOD SOON. George Duohner arrived hero this week from San Francisco to visit his parents. Mr. and Mrs. W. C. Duebner. His marriage to Miss Phoebe Larson, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Julius Larson, will tako placo soon. They will reside in Herkoley. . 1 .IIONNINGS ItlOTl'H.V I A Mr. nnd Mrs. It. M. Jennie expected here early next week from Eugene to mnkn their limn.. m.ni Mr. Jennings hnvlng been designat ed to succeed D. C. Green ns man ager of the Dyllesby properties in (Continued on Pan Ture.) LA MA ilif iff Jpl The ALWAYS BUSY WE RELY ON ON A 2 1-2 inch Brass Bed, satin finish, priced at $18.00 Only $10.00 r ft' - i fc i .Jll. ' ' 1 '"' JOHNSON-GULOVSEN CO. SELLERS OF QUALITY HOME FURNISHINGS. I Ll'KIO M'Ll'KIO SAYS: , Tho honest working girl claims sho should receive a man's wuges. Well, why doesn't she get married? If she had over dreamed that somo day the girls would wear silhouette skirts, nature would havo spent moro time in perfecting her hnndi work. She wore n darling silhouette, Folks thought she woro It on a bet; And ovorywhero she chanced to go Tho men would rush to seo the show. DAXCK AVITH THE HAND HOYS. SATURDAY, XOV. 15, AT EAGLE S HALL. DRINK HAB IT ItlOLIAHLIO HOM10 THIOATMIOXT TlioiiBands of wives, motliors and sisters nre enthusiastic In their praise of ORRINE, because It has cured their loved ones of tho "Drink Habit," and thereby brought happiness to their homes. Can be given secretly. ORRINE costs only $1.00 per box. Ask for Free Book let. Owl Prescription Pharmacy. Frank D. Cohan, Opposite Chand ler Hotel. Phone 74. VOGUE GARMENTS at the very height of the season, AT COST. This is an unusual offer. Many are taking ad vantage of it. A small deposit will hold one of these garments for you. For Style and Workman ship They Take First Place $23,50 Suits or Coats C17 CC Now piiiUj $17,50 Suits or Coats C19 1C Now ipiJiiu $15,50 Suits or Coats C11 OK Now pi iiu $13,75 Suits or Coats Cm 9K Now , piujj $11,50 Suits or Coats CQ on Now WW Golden Rule LOW PRICES TO WIN TRADE FAIR TREATMENT TO RETAIN IT. Dressers and Chiffoniers wzrz r.:-vor zo low in price. Why Pay More? TfeaimksgiYkg Day WILL SOON BE HERE, and you may fL CARVING SET GAME SHEW OR A ROASTER for the Thanksgiving Turkey. We have the celebrated HENCKEL CARVING bt the best in the world, Also the Lisk Sanitary Roaster I, ih ill i.i xiiih x i Mrri . fill i in u 1 1 1 1 r v..- , , it v.v.v. i vmmm.v, . - Inrn 1 1 III .nul game without wasting any or uw ". line of food choppers, SEE OUR WINDOW. K THERE IS A REASON We have Iron Beds in Ivory, White or Vernis Martin finish, Priced from $2.50 up. For $12.00 . y. irl i nnri PililKa iiivw r i