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About The Coos Bay times. (Marshfield, Or.) 1906-1957 | View Entire Issue (July 1, 1913)
h 0 U i IV : ' IEIT PROBLEM CONSIDERED BIG PACKER SAYS linKF MtlCIJS wii.i.xi'.vKum-JMwK tiii: MKAT TRUST DISSOLVED. ki i.iikiu;kii says i iiki:i; i " '" ":::: ......!, in i III, 111 Ml -"' NEW YORK. June 28. 0. S. SiiUberucr, a packer who has just returned fmo-.- ubi ruiuii".'ii .-.. ----- ... , lures that beef prices In this i.nnirv will never bo lower c CO tliau they an. at the prese t (line. Ho contends that tho only effect of the now tariff law will be to keep prices where they are. Without tariff reu nion there would undoubtedly Jinve been n bl Jump, says I auiimrinr. The returned pacK- . i er says that his firm has al- I I ready established packing plants , iln Argentina and Is ronslderlng , tho proposition of building n fleet to transport meal to the American market. demand nxcmiSTiii: supply. Dissolved Beef. "The Ileof Trust has dissolved," he cried, , ,, Jlome-comlng lo his trusting bride. "Why don't you Bay Hlp-hlp hooray And throw your hat around? nut wearily sho Hhook her head, And to hor Jlmmloboy sho said, "The butcher czar Says soupboiies aro Up twenty outs n pound. "Ah'" said tho simple altruist. As ho perused the butcher's list, "I trust that you Have lamb for slew Kxtreniely low today?" The eleavor-operalliig gent Laughed In n way most violent, And snld, "You mutt, Talk's cheaper, but lleof needs hlghor pay." "J trust tho prleu Is cut In half Upon this caput of a calf," Tho nuwly wed Young housewife said, And eyed his forehead nice, The weary butcher simply moaned, "The trust has cut the unino It ' owned, Dear lady, but It hasn't cut One fragment of tho price!" Alt! beautiful II Is to boo A trust dissolve by court decree, And roaso to mako Our pockets ache In buying bite and sup! What's that you say, my wife dear? 1 must find something else lo cheer? Ills butcher nibs Has put prime rlliH Another fraction up! Yes. '.lis true, the beef trust has, been dissolved, and meat of course is, .....,ll. . I..... !.. Illlkll flllllll'll III much i heaner than formerly. Or ronrso it In. ' Why shouldn't It be? If) von had been controlled by a wicked trust for so many years and then a kind court Just simply broke up the combination, so that It Is linpomdhlo for It to exist as a (rust any longer, and If you knew that this trust was entirely responsible for the high prices but enough! the prices are lower and we now can have a meal with 'nleiily of meat at really ivu-, sonnble prices' A very nice ilrenin lo be sure, but the truth Is not In It. Instead of prices being lowered, my ilear opti mistic friend, they hae. ah, It Is hard to tell you, but they hae. If any thing, lucreaHud Just a t rifle. The butcher says hopefully that most of them are Just the same as formerly. Just the name? you cry. That's right, the beef trust dissolving luado no dif ference. Hut what's the cause of all this? Asks Din poor consumer with the little pocketbook and the big appe tite It begins to come down to bed lock. Not enough meat to supply the demand, thereb) keeping pi Ices high er, Is the general!) accepted Kiiess at the secret of (he Sphinx. l'nlutlngs can't be hanged lifter they aro executed. until The one perpetual thing about per petual motion Is Its failure. W.NTUI. don't want horses And I don't want chink, I don't want dinners And I don't want diluk; J don't want friendship Which ion tell me of. Hut I do want something So it must be love. For I don't want drama And I don't want art, And I don't want music Thut will Boothe the lionrt, And I don't wiui t Kim) rags, Not a tin nor a glow, lint I do want somothlnK Ko it must be loe. Tor my heart Is crny And my head's a-whlr, Ami the world Is uothlitK Hut a frame for Her. And 1 moon and muumlyr Like n turll"-do. And I do want koimoUiIii So It must be love. For I don't wwnl "liaicy And I don't wuut drink, And 1 don't want bur). Ami 1 don't want cbluk. Ami 1 don't waut any- Thing )ou loll inn of. Rut I do waul wmmlliliiK So It mum bo love. KWHIHS1I LlrTIIKUA.V laillKS will servlo Dl.V.NHH from 11 to 2 and Kl'IM'lUt from S to S JIM.Y a and II at the church parlors. AM, t'OMK. wwviT THE COOS BAY TIMES akers of Americana Hennoir "LEARN ONE THING EVERY DAY" .... No. li. ARTEMIS W.uiii n .."-. n 'Zm 1113 by Tho Associated Newspaper School, Inc. Copyright, 13U, "V JUU ,. CCI,crntlon . .. .1 nni?T 50 years ago a b'c"u"; . AmodcBt appearing "" " his way hesitatingly out upon London lecture. litntform bctoiu ".-'d.eofphleg.na.el.rltj I falling courage . .id o.nbarint proceeded to pOKe "'" l "."" .,,,.. ., . ...,.)..., nn.i ovorv cherished um- . . :.n.i Tiiia wns Arteinus 1811 irmiiuu".. ; .,.,. .,, Ward II s winnniK in.-ini.i.....v, ...... he contrast between his apparent shyness and the extravagance of his H,,.". i.ii.i iiiHtnnt suciess BUUUIIIUJJin n. , i. ...... -, . . ,, in England. rne iuvuh ,v.v.n" mill thev took to for the duality of his humor, which In its bolBlerousness and absurd exagger ation was distinctly American Artemiis Ward was tho fit Ht Amer ican contributor to London "Punch." Ho wrote that periodical man let ters which were read with delight throughout Kngland. In fact, his success abroad was much greater than any ho had achieved at home, and there was tragedy In his death, which camo very soon after lie began his work in Kngland. ami Just as he was reaping some reward for mail) years of struggle. For llrowne wiih like most of our other early humor ists, in that he was a rolling stone Arteinus Ward like Josh Hillings and many other contemporaries, di veloped an eMravauaut svsteni of DROPS 200 FEET 10FFERS BRIBE 10 HIS DEATH: 10 U.S. SENATOR Jac MallOV KillCfl WllilC At- ' tClliptilUl to Scale MOlllltaill Near North Bcntl, Wash. Mr Akmv'UIM I'rrt. In rwi Par TIdim 1 SKA'ITI.K. Juno !I0 While scal iug Mount C'y. near North llend. Jack Malloy, aged :t. fell Dl feet Mid was Killed yesterday. .Aiauoy 'ami six other men attacked the most difficult portion of the mountain and leached a height of two thous- and feet where the mountain be-' ciiarging Iilm with an ai.ompt to i oiues perpendicular. .Malloy ami an-; bribe a public officer. Krcanback other man climbed to the top of a told the court that' they had waut rock from which Malloy fell. Ills ed competition for the I'ostninster- fompuiilons rescued his body. m; tii: ursi.i:ss. Joe Wemlling. tin hustling rep lesentathe of the Kstahrook Co., re liorls that last year his firm paid out more than $'l."0.nmi last year for ties, piling, poles and matchwood, and (hat I lie business bids fair to he doubled this year Last Thursday and Friday the company did the heinlcst business It ha ever done In any two das of Its operations here. - tlaudou Surf. COXVIOT siiir "si'ut.ss" IN AMKRICA. NOW . T 111-: couxlcl ship "Success," which ' was broiiKht to this country! last fall ami is to be exhibited , at the Panama-Pacific Imposition. Is so far as It Is known, the oldest ship still in commission, and Is one of the last relics of the old-time couvli'i sstcm In which torture plu.W'd a leading part. This ship was built at Moulmalii, lliliish India, in 1710. Is of the old Kast Imllamau type and carries an armament of seven brass guns, The vessel tarries the same equipment as It did when It was used as a convict ship. Including implc menu of torture, while wax figures appear In all tho cells, tepresentlug the prisoner who occupied them many ttir ago. Views of the ship aro published in the Julv Popular .MiH'haulcs MaKiuIne, and an arthle states: , "As a lellc of bgone ideals audi methods the ship Is exieedhiKly In teresting. Prior to I.S20 there werol IIS offense!, for which the penult v was death, under the llrltlsh laws Now theie aie onl.v two, murder and, irwuou Convict ships were used not onl.v for trmispoittuK prisoners, but were used as prisons as vvt-'l, and! It often happened that a innvUt! spent me lemuinder of bis das mi ou hlliU." If neveu dottiir luul lol.l von. a th? did C. K lllnnclmrd. ol l.a Uraime. Calif., that on r.ail Inn u hon time to live on account ol kld nev trouble, what would vou do lie a- "I took Foley Kidiiej I'lll and thev ioiiiplelwl cured mo and I ihu uui aiwuk too hlnlily of them." Cm1 lo tlmu tho doctor. Imt ac louiplUh more. Owl lncrlptloa Phanimcy. Krunk D. Cohan. Oppo wile Chandler Hotel. Vhouo 71. , ,SHFIEL, .MM. ,.i.... i.. i.'ni.riir Hiovvne.) o..otllmr attempt to read his works at any lei Kth vve find less to amuse us than n tho writings of Josh Billings for Instance. He lacked the ''' rent of philosophy that Josh 1 Mings Eesse'd. Yet his fame In his own llay was greater than that of IJH1- '" C'imrles Farrar Urowne was born In Waterford, Mnlne. on April n. 1831. and died In Southampton. Kngland, on March C. ISO.. i trade he was a Journeyman printer, nnd traveled rrom one end of the land to the other following hh trade. The true humorist must or necessity have a -wlilo knowledge of human nature, and these early American huniorlstB were given ,:,nt iiiinnriitiiitv to meet nnd :Vr ", t m read his works at any Btudv odd types or humanity n tie inanv corners of our new nation in tho davs lief ire the Civil War Arteinus Ward loved to refer to himself as a showman. Next to his famous lecture on his visit to the Mormons, his descriptions of his traveling show won the greatest popular success. "My show at pres ent consists of three moral Hares nn.i m Kanuaroo la amoosln little Kaskal 'twould make you larf your- ! ... ...... . .I.n 111,1, . nlJflU KCir to licin io ni'e nil-' ii""' "-" Jump up and s(iionlh" he writes to a countrv editor, and in the same le'tcr he adds: "I am anxyus to skewer vtwr Inflooence. I reiient in regard to them hanbllls thnt I shall git em struck orf up to your prlntln office. My perlltercnl sen timents agree with yures exactly. I know they be. becawz I never saw a man whoos didn't. Respect ively vures. A Ward. 1. S. You scratch by back & lie scratch your back." Every day n different human In terest story will appear In The 'I linos. You can got a beautiful In taglio reproduction of this picture, with flvo others, equally attractive, 7 by 9 Vj Inches In size, with this week's "Mentor." In "Tho Mentor" a well known authority covers the subject of tho pictures nnd stories of tho week. Readers of .Tho Times and "Tho Mentor" will know Art, Literature, History, Science, and Travel, and own oxqulslto pictures. On salo nt The Times office. Price ten cents, Write today to The rimes for booklet explaining The Associated Newspaiier School plan. Chas. Ercanback Offered! Works $1000 Fo r Santa j Barbara Postoffice Job. ' i llljr .MixUirl I'mi la Cutx IUr TIimm 1 I I.OS .N'(5i:i.i:.S. C'al.. June 30. Charles ICrcaiiback, who wrote n letter offering Senator Works $10001 dollars If tho Senator would protect his appointment ns Postmaster at Santa llarlmra pleaded guilty today In I'ederal Court to an Indictment ship and thinking he would like the Job lie wrote to Works offering 1 000. Krcanback said tnnt he In tended tiu money ns a retaining fee. Work to act as leunl a tout in getting the Job, and that the offer' of a bribe was furtherest from his I thoughts. The quickest way for a fool man to acquire chest expansion Is to put on a fancy vest.. Holding a iiiiui'h nose (o tho grind sumo Is a poor way to sharpen his wits. j Never Judge a iimii's knowledge by what he kays. Havo your Job prlMlus done at Tho Times offlco. We Sell the Best Goods Goods that give satisfaction in quality.appcarance, price, service the kind of goods that are so good ns to have a nation-wide sale goods that are advertised in the great national magazines. You'll get what you want at reasonable prices from Nasburg's Grocery Tlie (until lloiis,'Keeiiir sioie, UHrtr Cnuinu n l.U and Sec- on hi reeig Phone Ut:i-,1, I' A Kflrd Conejo. Calif . elu'., a p.ilntn for other to profit hy 1 have wild Kole.v's Hone and Tar Compound, also other Hue or rough medicine for a uuinher of year, but never ued anything but Kolev s llouey and Tar Compound for un lt or family, a I find It produce the best I'oxulU, always euros se vere cold and does not contain opiates. Owl Proscription Phar macy. Frank I). Cohan. Opposite Chandler Hotol. Phone 71. TIIBMT, JIM I, - Announcement Tho Modern Wooilmon of Amoricn, l'oivs iry Tenm, are building a pavilion Imc l-p'nik of Oregon, where they will hod i li(m ..'.'' DniM-e 3?il V -Hit and 5th, opening on eve L of jiilv 3d. Music will be. furnished I ! v Kovsel-'s Orchestra. Dnni'iiiB xy ; b ":.'.' . '. i i:...,. will stari ni noon uiiiu, .,, TM1 I'nllnwed night. The same program will be lollovuu ,'Julv 3th. The pavilion will be 70x90 and will have a good noov. l The entire Ko.Tstry.Tea.,., m um m U will have charge ol tue pav ...... '-':" ing starts on afternoons ol .Inly -Itb and o Mii exhibition drill will be given tree. Uelres menls will be served on the grounds. I he e.i will also give fancv drills (luring me mram- Julviui. Police protection will be riii-ms bed at the pavilion at all times. The pavilion will be handsomely decorated, and everyone is assured a good time. The World's Best Meat Is Just good enough for our custom ers in our opinion. And u trial order will prove thnt wo live up to our belief. Order a roast or a steak and preparo yourself for n treat for it will surely prove one when tho meat appears on your table. MARSHFJEIil) CASH MARKET. FOURIER BROS. Slarshlleld Telephones North Rentl 221 -J Two Market m Definite Privileges doing more than placing your funds In safe "'if1.B;1 v c, ., ,, y You aro employing, without cost- to you. II I.S I'O .N s I lib I. (ii:'TS. whoso services aro those of experjs. , l'ro.n the first day you begin a cheeking account, you havo tliii ubo of soino derinlto privileges. You wish to pay a debt. The person to receive) tho money inn bo across tho street, or several miles away. You may ..over ,m'lii"0yoH wrllo a check In his favor. You may carry It to i him. If he Is not there, you enn leave It no ono can use It until ho one It Is payablo to has properly endorsed It. If ho Is at a .lis tanco, you can mall It at the nearest box or glvo It to tho eai ller. When It coiiiob back to you, If will carry an Iron-clad receipt on tho hack. You can pay out ?3S.92 ns easily as a slnglo dollar no change to wnlt for. , , , .. . . ,.... i,t. Having to lenicmner wnai you You have a cluiililo recoru jour FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF C00S BAY FLANAGAN & OIiDFiST RAN'K IMnlilMicil 1HHI). Capital, Surplus and Undivided Profits $110,000 Interest paid on Tiniu Deposits. Officers: .1. W. Ilenuett, President. I. II. Flanagan, Vice-President. It. F. Williams Cashier. (iwi. l' WluelieMer, Assistant Cashier. Abstracts, Real Estate, Fire and Marine Insurance TITLE GUARANTEE & ABSTRACT CO., Inc. 11 IINUY Si:.GSTACKi:.V, Manager FAHM, COAL, TIMUKIt AND ITATTIXG UNI)S A SPKCIALTV. OKXKHATi AGIJXTS HASTSUMJ UIt.SHFli:i,l OITICK, 1MIOXK 11-.7. COQUIIJilJ CITY OITICK I'HOXH 101, C. A. Smith Lumber & Mfg. Co. RETAIL LUMBER, LATH, S1IIXGLES, MOULDINGS, SASH AND DOORS, HOOFING PAPER, ETC. CUT THE FUEL HILL IX TWO PHONE 100. THE RECORD PHOTOGRAPHING ABSTRACT COMPANY Ilaro photographic copies of all rocords o Coos County to date abstracts of titles, present owners, or any other Information relating to real estate furnished on short notice. ' b BUSINESS OFFICE: 117 North Front St., Marshfleld. l'Jione 151J W. J. RUST, Manager H""' i , -...- c-, . t . ii i.nii i nun null inm- More danc llh and 3th, li- uu pain nu is uunu uj im. cuecus iinu jour buius. BENNETT BANK IX COOS COl'NTV. DEPARTMENT HY USING OUR WOOD. 18a SOUTH BROADWAY I f. S?m Just Received i anollicr shipment of the Famoils s, Mysost and Primpst Cheese Stauf f Grocery Co. Phono 102 FS FAMILY IHNNEH8 In our now location, wo nro cj. poclally prepared to cator to famll; trade Hogulnr meals or aliort or. dors. . ,iit Open tiny nntl night. MHUCIIANT'B OAIK. nrnnilvvay nnd Comniorclal nlflt New and Second Hand Furniture sold on tho liiNtnlliuciit plan. IIAUIUNGTON, DOYIiH & GO,'! U lVnt St. Phono IO-Ij Mnmliflelil, Or, Pictures & Framing Walker Studio Goodrum's, Garage homo of tho CADILLAC and E0RD Auto Supplies for All Makes of Cars :II7 Cent nil Av. Phono 7iH FOR QUICK WORK, FOR PROMPT WORK, FOR GOOD WORK, Telephone the old reliable Coos Bay Steam Laundiy We always deliver the goodi Phone 57'-J MarshfieW JPR0FESS10NAL OIRECT0RY BHX.IAMI.V ONTIilXI), r.inmilHiiL' ICiiL'Incer and Aichllect. Phone l(i:i-n MniNliflcM. Ort I T m. wiiuiirr, J COXTUACTOIt AX1) ItL'II.DKIt i7uiliiiniH fiii-nlHlinil on rcnuti. Plans ami specifications furnlM If desired. An honest Job Buar toed. Phono 124-It. TOHIj OKTIilNI), J IMmin Timer mill Ilenalrtr. 411, S. Sixth Street. Phono 10M I I.CUVO ordcra at V. It. llnlnes Mt6 , Co. PKKIj ItlLKY HAUilXaKR 1'lunlHt mid Teacher rtsMdunco-Studlo, 237 So. Bronduf Phono 18-L. , T O. CIIANDIiKH, Architect. Itoonm aoi nnd JlOii, Coko lloUW I MnrMiflcM, Oregon. Dn. w. Monituw KnntlHt. 171 Grimes IlulldliiK, orcr Owi Theater. Olllco l'hono IJ20. W M. 8. TUIll'EN, AIICIUTEOT Marshfleld, Oroson. DIt. A. J. IIKNimY'H McMlcrn Dental Parlor. Vi3 nro oqulppod to do high eljJ work on ahort notice at the j lowest prices. Examination v Lady attondant. Coko Dldg.. Oft Chandlor lintel, nhona tir-i- A modorn Brie . utldlng, Eletfl Light, Steam Heat. Elei Flimlflhod Tlnnmn xalth Hot fl Cold Water. HOTEL OOOS u. A. Aletnn, Frop. tl Rates: 50 cents day and upW t;or. Uromlvvar and Marite Be Up To Date Order your Suit from Tnnn The Tailor 1 JULJ Dress Expen 27H Front St. UpS Sinsrcr Spwing Marhili We have them tor rent or for1! Machines Repaired. Supplies and Needles for S llf T Thinrr 131 Pnrk Ave. Mlarl Phono 280-X. Have That Roof M j?ss;Ahi OeO UUltTUJSLii ! I. rnojra 3171. . .,.WJ miaVtit'. I sr?-t .li'-Uw ,v..t v . JiiBj.iii