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About The Coos Bay times. (Marshfield, Or.) 1906-1957 | View Entire Issue (July 2, 1912)
1 -- muTuuuo Un :ur II r rSBr'" ). J2ir ' n "... . l - - i I 1 n l b; M k' i ik m I,: 1(1 Everybody's Doing It ! Doing What ? Spending Some of Their 4th of July Money at Going Harvey's For a Nice Piece of Furniture, Rug or Drapery til !tm&flj " "Ww - Fall in line with cvervbodv and take something home with you from the Fourth of July celebration that will beautify your home and e a joy forever. Fill your wants for the home at our store and you will not only save money, but satislaction guaranteed. Wo carry evory- 1 thing for the home from a needle to a piano. CALL AND MEET US FACE TO FACE WE SAVE YOU MONEY 'Tours for a Happy Fourj;h." Complete House Furnishers GOING & HARVEY CO Marsh fie Id, Oregon .i. j-j m WITH TOAST AND TEA noon hvknino Publlo opinion In n wonk tyr- nut compared with our own prl- vnto opinion. What a man they've degraded It bo much, intuit It ho clump n thing, that takers for It clnw nnd clutch like monkeys In a ring. Tho candidates go forth niul thlnkH of hliiiRulf, tlmt It is runt, mid pull a thousand wires, lm which (lolormlnoH. or rnthor In- poro , threaten, sweat ami pant, IIICIHOH, II1H 11110. -iuuro. , WHAT'S YOlllt (JUIvSSV If a buzz machtno that's red or blua Costs a couplo of thousand cash. And IL costs some sixty dollars, too, Whop a big tliii goes to smash; If n young man sits In tliu driver's seat Whllo the engines wheee and throb How soon will he got In ICusy S trout On a bundled dollar joh? If white chips are a V a star); And tho hour Is half-past two; It tho boys hnvo turned the clock hnuds buck, And tho limit Is one blue; If tho mldnlKht air holds out to burn Till tlio chips In the rack are low Who'll bo the boss of the big concern In a couple of years or so? If tho lobsters broiled are two for flvo And bubble aie five u quart: If It's 12 o'clock when I lie guests ar rive Kor a couple of hour's sport; If tho hosts get twenty-five a week When they lead In this merry sport Whoiii will the bank dliectors seek When the onah In the till Is short; If u tip on the race Is good u goln. And .Mr. YoiiiiKhuh known lie euu pick off u couple of hundred cold To buy IbiMttt uttw fall elm he; If ho takes his payeheck for a guw tin tii horse who will draw It down Who will wear the Inat year's die Instead of u new full gown? and call each other lyres. Each tells I of what the other did disgraceful, sordid thliiKs; 'you stole somo candy from a kid,' ono noisy str.tcsuiau slims; and then the other one replies, ! with wild and frantic whoop: 'You stole a blind man's china (yes, and I lobbed a chleUoueuop!' It grieves I me that my iiathe laud should bo ills igraceu, oy jings: i almost wisii wd . hadn't canned you and your line of Kings!" Klim George looked down a h'lliou miles on this rat land helow. and sprung one of his greasy smiles, and hIkIuhI: "I told you so!" piui: miMiu: today: "If the world wns destroyed by lire, would the city of Hclbourno?" "lie mnkes nn Ideal husband." "Tlmt so?" "Yes. Whouovor sho entertains ner cum at night you'd hnrdly know he was In the houso." Stop Kickim fthie Towini In ovory town folks keep aoino houn' nroun', An' ovcry tlino stranKors como to town Somo folks go to klckln' th' town nroun' It's oven worso'u klckln' n houn. This Is th' best town anywhere nroun', Hut, llko others, we've a fow ol' houn' Who get nt th' stronger who's In town, Sny th' town's a lio.m' nn' kick It nroun. If n houn's a houn' a town's a town, And can't build up If kicked nroun'; You have a right t' Kick your own houn', Hut It hurts us nil if you kick th' town. Lot's pull together for th' good o' th' town, An' stop klckln' our houn's nroun'; Tho' th' houn', If a myth, 'II mnko no soun', A hounded town gets a strnngor's frowu. A. C. WOLFE. two sl.o destroys she tells what aha really thinks. Some Coos liny men get mnrrlod when what tl.oy really should do would be to employ a Chlnainan. The Celestials are lenlly good at cooking nnd washing. I he old ninlil reduces her opinion of bachelor to one word, and that one word Is "UiIiikh." Home women purchase silos for their houiOM while others marry 'em. You are wasting tlmo every you tejl of your sorrows. A good inaiiy Coo Hay women would llko to vote Jiihi to alow that they thought their husbands wora right In their political preferences. A woman fancies she can lull whether the other woman's husband Is happy or not by the war the nlo. tures are hung In the otl or woman's home. The most mlseinblo man who over lived must have been tho man who mnrrled Solomon's widow. Think of being compared to tho peerless Sol by you call It 8 p. in.? SOO women! tho duplicates of sllvorwnro nnd cut glass he- got for wedding presents. It'H tough when love's young dream dies of old ago. If frankfurters Abrn ham? are sausage Is A woman Induced mini to tuko the first npplo, but ho taught himself to uVnk. And the Intlcr. litis cnnwil moat of his troubles If n bear ato the postmaster wou.u HubClothing&ShoeCo. MAItSliriKM). IlAXIIOX. I Will Furnish Your House on the Installment Plan W. K. Wiseman .'111 North Front St. Dus. Phono 29C-X; Una. Phono ICC-J IVER JOHNSON BICYCLES at Pinvoor Hardware Co. K H m o f i r 1 i most sensible dhow For the children Is tho famous "HKUKI-'HH" bIioo. Kor sale nt Th6 Electric Shoe Slon' 180 So. Urondway .... Mnrahllel! A innn rather likes to bo told that ho has a long head, but It makes him mad to be told that he hns the big head. tlmo IX ADVKimSI.VtJ. Says an e.change: U cmu comes In nt rive h day White tii Kim our hhmIu: If llghu burn lulglit ou the Ureal While Way. And we Juvt wHke up at ten Or lvn o'clock p. m.. auu lead The biiya in the uieiry dance- -What kind of new laws do we ued Tu give jounji men a c' auee I W. hOI.KY. IX .WJIWS I.A.VD. Qeorge Wuhliiat.n, In nowy dreas. wan seated nn a star, and gaaed. with " iiipniui of d Wrens ' upon the. tCsith afar. Ueslde him U i Ktu Oeorue the Third, his ktvptre u ' hi haud: said WatliinKtou to him. ' .My word! I view my nathe land, and scarcely reeosuUw the place; the chHiuoa make me d; iheie Is a presidential lace, ami everyono seenu nuul! lleslde our native Presidents, as Presidents should be, your kings would seem like twenty cents for power and dignity. The office, as It wns designed, the greatest wns on will, for niou of high. majei.tle muni, or substance uml of worth If you toot your little tooter and then lay away your horn, 1 here a not n soul In ton short days will know that you were born I he IIIUII Who gather nnima-lno lo the man who plows all day. And the man who keeps n-humplng Is the man who makes It pay. I lie iiiuu who advertises with short and sudden jerks Is the man who blames tho odltor be cause It never works. The man who gets tho business has strong and steady pull He keeps his trade and paper from year to year qulto full. He plans his advertlsoniont In n thoughtful, honest way, And keeps forover nt It until ho makes It pay. the Most homely women nro clovor probably because they have to be. In the South when the gate of a strnuge house hnugs habltuallv open, they say It Is a sign that a widow lives there. And most nn.v man will consider I: n compliment to be called a "gav dog." but will become furious 'V dubliod a puppy. The women of ParU' fashionable set are said to silt their eyelids that their eyes mny nppenr larger. And we boast of twentloth renturv civili zation! AHVAXCi: OK CIVIMZATIO.V. Kood. Cooked food. A tuble to keep the food from ground. A plate to keep the food from table. A thick cloth to keep the plu'e from the table. A thin cloth to keep the plate f.-nin the thick cloth. Then nuother plate to kep the food fium the (list plate. Thin n dolly to keep the second pis e from the fl.st pinto. When tho table Is protected by th thliK cloth eii.l thick cloth bv Mie t.ln clJth and the thin cloth by a nlilte ami i i ..i,.,.. i .'. . '' l,,n.. . .."...." V '? " y nnil l!io piaie. the food Is Life. A man may drink, fninlile, stenl t, t Me. and v.j'. bo loved, but let lili.i once show that he Is n cownu. and all women will desplso him. ii is niisiiril for women to supposo ! mm iiiuu Mini u (iiiiiciiii to iiuit drink ing. Thoro nio ninny on Coos Uay who quit sewnl times a month. Vomen innnnge to extract a gool deal of happiness out of llfo by living In the future before they are niui i led. and In tho past nftorwnrds. I Somo girls aro so truthful 'hat they .study art so that thoy can eonfos to imiiiuiig wiinout renr of tholr mertnliig being discovered. HUIMHXO AXI) HIIPAIH WOltK House Moving mill Gnullng. Wo are prepared to do this work by tho day or contract and guarantee satisfaction. Lot us figure with you. O. S. KI.OYI) .V CO. Phone 31CJ. .Miushflehl. Ore. XOT1CK TO CHKDITOHS. NOTICIC Is hereby glvon thp.t tl undorslguod has been by ordor of tt, County Judgo of tho County Court c Coos County, Oregon, duly uppoluld as executor of tho last will nnd tcstt jnent of tho estate of Ilobort Itoukil decenBed, unU lottors tostninontur have boon Issued to him. Now all porsons having clalu against mild estate nro herol.iy jigt fled to present tlio samo to mo nt ttk offlco of Jnines T. Hall, Mnrahllcl( Oregon, Itoom 11, Eldorado Hlod wiui tho proper vouchors, within l months from date horoof. k Dated nt MnrBhflold, Oregon, till ' i mii uay or Juno, lurj. ' HOnUItT G. ROOKH. Kxeeutor 6f tho Inst will nnd testi ; niout or Hobort Itooko, deceased. 'J Klrst publication. Juno 18: Ir1 publication, July 10, 111 12. fl h I don't object to n girl's hnvlng n, tllOrOIIKll kllOWlOllirn nt nliomlnl... o.. ' .'long as It Includes n propor kno'wl-' 'edge of the constituents of a goosc- lll'll.v lie. Lots of nion who scorn to woar n wig will !le without provocation, anil woiiion who would not Ho for tho world, wear false hair without hesl-tntlon. J I Parties Desiring Monuments Erected Would do veil to call iti PACIFIC MONUMENTAL WORKS Souih Broal iY niul mnko sole i urn Hum iiu uvq stock now on Jimul. Alp. Wilson luts in his employ the only practical niarblo nnd granite v?,TA l JU i;oos uo"My. Ana none iJf- but tho best work is lurno 1 out. nr real SM& -k r4-AJCjf B IW.fBI JJITK.'il louy ny a second protected by a diet. Solomon In his old ago said that Tho average woman wrlv n.r . nn -, i... .. . ' ' ? b'lu "mt Hut letters where she posts one. In the He mus, have been ihlB,Bi abol'l Hoforo nmrrlnge women bollovo men to be better than thoy aro. and men beHovo women to bo worse than they nro. After marrlace their vlnw I aio oxactly revorsed. ...S.l'.l:riA, ,,,xx, t Tlio CHAN IH.MI with music on .July 2, ;i and !. UK I'ATIHOTIO. Citizens, decorate your homes dur ing the celebration, A Slice of Our Bacof 4 pr hum will toach you how good I breakfast enn bo with such pr visions. Wo" handle nono but tl 8Hg.nr cured kinds mid a tnste o thorn means n good npp-jtlto nt once iry somo tomorrow morning nnd eiM jv uieaKinst m ror a Icing. 'HARSIIPiELD CASH MARKHT. FOURIER BROS. MnrslifleldTeleplionea North Kenii s I ( i fcr J i 3j . Fir A ( SI i( I k p- i id y'. tin: -ji-j Ttvo&iarkeu 01 ..tT; i . IMMiaaT J iMaiaalMaaaaMBSaTi i . i s vVA. 'f -i vV U